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While we largely enjoy Dallas Fed's Dick Fisher hawkish, non-conformist thinking at the FOMC, and his willingness to come up with amusing cartoon names to explain the Fed's monetary policy (we are currently on Toy Story, and specifically Buzz "To Infinity and Beyond" Lighyear), we certainly do not miss when even said faux Fed bad cops telegraph hypocrisy so gruesome it shows demonstrates beyond a shadow of a doubt just how fake the facade of the Fed's "contrarians" truly is. To wit:


Riddle us this, Dick: just who is it that enables the US Lawmakers to fund trillion dollar deficits year after year at less than prohibitive terms, and more importantly, who is it that since 2009 has monetized virtually all 10 Year and longer gross issuance, thereby allow Congress to be a parasitic wastrel. Would you call that someone a "Wastrel enabler"?

Do you know who that someone is, Dick? Or is the question too complicated for a mere PhD mortal to answer?

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Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:00 | 2985306 hedgeless_horseman
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Codependency, bitchezzz!!!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:01 | 2985307 fightthepower
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Fuck you Fisher!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:04 | 2985330 nope-1004
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Fisher is another fiat pimp.  What he says means nothing.


Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:04 | 2985333 no taste
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Adolf Hitler declines Karl Rove's Friend Request.  "He is a total loser," Hitler is thought to have said to secretary.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:19 | 2985361 TruthInSunshine
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Moar Kabuki Theater. Anyone thinking anything is "unscripted" on Panem et Circensus Vision is still on Blue Pills.

Dick Fisher should mount his bayonet and lead the mutiny or have a slice of STFUcake.

Just bring in Yellen & let it ALL implode more quickly. Bernanke is certifiably insane and/or corrupt, but Yellen, if taken at her opinions' face value, is to monetary policy theory what Gary Busey is to classical philosophy.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:20 | 2985409 pods
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I think that Monsters, Inc. would be more fitting.
They get their power from the muppets' screams.


Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:29 | 2985463 Manthong
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Oh, he’s just a nattering nabob of negativism.. today.

Tomorrow he’ll return to being an effete snob.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 17:11 | 2985636 PhattyBuoy
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xXx (Triple X) - X Steals Dick's Corvette

"Oh, come on, Dick. It's only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men. We punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone."



Thu, 11/15/2012 - 18:48 | 2985997 AldousHuxley
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People with name Dick turns out to be one.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 03:19 | 2986912 rocker
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He prefers Richard ..............

One of Zero's Top Ten Post.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:04 | 2985331 Zer0head
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well his name is dickfisher

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:06 | 2985345 Dr. Richard Head
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Fishing for dicks indeed.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:28 | 2985428 Kitler
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Pissing off the transom of your (or preferably someone else's) yacht whilst under sail used to be called 'trolling for queers'.

So in retrospect I guess we were all 'Dick Fishers' back then.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:03 | 2985324 Stoploss
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Pot callin the kettle..

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:11 | 2985366 Bay of Pigs
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I thought he was the good cop?

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:32 | 2985477 Go Tribe
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It's the most hellish marriage imaginable.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:03 | 2985312 Deathrips
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I know you are ..but what am I?

If they are going to act like kids, they should talk like them. Silver away way......up!


Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:05 | 2985341 Deathrips
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Whoever smelt it dealt it. C'mon man.

Time for the adults to put them on timeout.



Thu, 11/15/2012 - 17:23 | 2985680 wisefool
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He started on this about 2 months ago. Interview on bloombergTV. called them children.

The fed, the executive/treasury, and the legislature are the 3 stooges. In every episode:

  1. they start with good intentions. They try to work together. 
  2. Then they do really retarded, selfish stuff. 
  3. at first the damage is inward. 
  4. But then they are shown in isolation/seprately to be rational, good actors.  
  5. Then they regroup, destroying everything around them. 
  6. Each episode ends with them avoiding blame and escaping in some humorous way. Together.
Thu, 11/15/2012 - 17:52 | 2985781 hedgeless_horseman
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The above comment is one of the best I have read here for a very long time.


flag as awesome (1)

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 18:02 | 2985828 wisefool
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I learned from the best. yourself included :) With that out of the way, back to fight club.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 21:07 | 2986377 ElvisDog
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The Fed could end the recklessness of Congress immediately in two easy steps.

1) End QE3

2) Raise interest rates.

Boom. Two things the Fed can do all on their own, right now. So, until you do that, Dick, shut your fucking mouth.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:02 | 2985317 FuzzyDunlop21
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Dick Fisher...what a dick fisher

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:27 | 2985444 kralizec
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Seems to be dick day today...it's like a sausage convention!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:02 | 2985319 Bicycles and Beer
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confucious say: "Best cure for hangover is to stay drunk".



Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:04 | 2985327 jayman21
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Going long Texas XXX and short FRNs.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:04 | 2985328 fonzannoon
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get lost 1350 S&P

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:05 | 2985338 tickhound
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No honor among thieves.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:05 | 2985339 pdizzle
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+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 tyler.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:07 | 2985346 slackrabbit
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Hes the biatch in the S/M relationship....and regardless of how many salami slaps against his face, he wont say the safe word...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:07 | 2985347 Ineverslice
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aapl a double dippa...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:10 | 2985365 ziggy59
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Apple, the Newly discovered Constellation...The Bigger Dipper

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:09 | 2985354 fonzannoon
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CNBS casually discussing QE4......QE4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:10 | 2985360 slackrabbit
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Of course, cos its like Star Wars 7

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:24 | 2985431 TruthInSunshine
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QE4 is to current monetary policy what Bernanke's bathtub is to the Pacific Ocean, and anyone who acts upon mention of CNBC's mention of QE4 could undoubtably find a way to drown in a bathtub.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:29 | 2985458 fonzannoon
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it's fascinating to watch well groomed people in suits and ties engage in complete delusional discourse so casually.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:46 | 2985528 ParkAveFlasher
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Was Dr. Robert Stadler on the panel? 


Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:47 | 2985529 NotApplicable
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Ties will do that to a guy. As for the ladies...

well, if I knew that, I'd be a rich man.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:17 | 2985399 HD
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Stocks are moving down - so what else can they do but hope that IQ's have dropped sharply since QE3 failed and that muppets will BTFD.

Where the hell is Kevin when you need him?

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:09 | 2985357 ziggy59
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Fisher, you have 3 fingers pointing at ya, same goes to your boss, when you point your index at others, Including The Bird..

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:10 | 2985362 Zer0head
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May I respectfully suggest that Hannity and Limbaugh also receive that award

both are talking up Ron Paul's farewell speech

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:12 | 2985376 slackrabbit
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When Hannity talks up Ron Paul is cos the whore has been paid to.

Please RP supporters..please come back....your our only hope!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:15 | 2985390 fourchan
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two fucks that couldnt hold up rons jock strap.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:18 | 2985407 HD
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Hold it no...but no doubt they'd be sniffing it.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:12 | 2985372 Rathmullan
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Dick Fish then falls back on "balancing full employment with price stability".

Goddamnit Kevin! You'd better keep the dji above 12,500 or you'll be working for jeffries next week.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:50 | 2985540 NotApplicable
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Looks like Kevin's busy playing on Facebook. When do those shares unlock, again?

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:13 | 2985377 HD
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Hello Pot? This is Kettle. You're not going to believe what I just heard about Obama...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:13 | 2985378 ziggy59
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From Crap,Nothing But Crap..

Apple Stock Hit by Panic Selling: 'Someone Yelled Fire'

More like inferno...


Thu, 11/15/2012 - 18:29 | 2985939 slackrabbit
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Disco Inferno


I know Tyler has one of these suits in his closet!!!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 16:14 | 2985388 eclectic syncretist
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Banks are parasites.  We need to move beyond them.

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