• Tim Knight from...
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  • Tim Knight from...
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Initial Claims Soar To 439K, Non-Seasonally Adjusted Surge By Whopping 104,548 In One Week

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Get ready for the "it's all Sandy's fault" barrage, because the post-reelection status quo sure will desperately need it today. The latest initial claims data posted a multi-year high 104,548 surge in weekly NSA claims from 361,800 to 466,348, and even the Seasonally adjusted number soaring from 361K to 439K on expectations of a 375K print. In other words, a complete disaster for any economic data bulls. What is truly amusing is that the same Wall Street "experts" who set expectations were unable to foresee the Sandy effect that every "macrotourist" on Twitter apparently is so very aware of. Also, it is apparently also "Sandy's fault" (now that the Bush excuse is back in retirement) that the prior week's claims were revised from 355K to 361K. Basically, just as we said 3 weeks ago, ignore every negative data point: it is Sandy's fault. However, for the snapback, when there actually is good news to be had, well, "four more years." Finally, to all the Sandy apologists: is the logic here that: if Hurricane, then Fire everyone? Because that is what is implied. To summarize: a hurricane is good for GDP (lots of broken windows), but any actually negative news (surge in firings) is perfectly expected.

Here is a list of all the consensus misses since 1999, courtesy of John Lohman. With a miss of 64K, "we are #2, baby."

But that's not all.

Read this to get a sense of the complete goalseeked and manipulated farce that are BLS data.

Several states said the increase was due to the storm that hit the Northeastern part of the U.S. in late October, a Labor Department spokesman said as the data were released to the press. The extent of the damage means it may take weeks for the underlying trend in firings to again become clear. Before the storm, the labor market was gaining momentum even as year-end domestic fiscal policy uncertainties raised concern among businesses. The Labor Department spokesman did not name the affected states, citing agency policy not to single out any one area. Today’s report showed a loss of electricity prevented New York offices from taking claims two weeks ago. In addition, since Monday was a government holiday, three states and territories  -- Hawaii, Oregon and Puerto Rico -- didn’t report claims data, causing the Labor Department to estimate their totals, the spokesman said. Two others, California and Virginia, provided their own estimates.

Bottom line: guesswork, no actual data reporting, and hurricane excuses. Spin, Spin, and more post-election Spin.

At least CPI came in at 0.1%, in line with expectations, down from 0.6% before, driven by a drop in energy prices, even as Transportation Services, Electricity and Food at home posted multi-month highs.

Finally, the Empire Manufacturing Index printed at -5.22, the 4th consecutive negative print, better than the expected -8, even as Number of Employees index plunged from -1.08 to -14.61.  Shhhh. Sandy's fault too....

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Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:36 | 2983834 j0nx
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Shit. Beat me to it.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:20 | 2983757 nodhannum
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Hussein lies and our ambassador dies.  There fixed it for you.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:22 | 2983775 HellFish
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Christ man, open your eyes and look beyond the talking points.  Bush Lied People Died has been debunked years ago.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:50 | 2983614 I am more equal...
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Styx

 

welcome to the grand illusion..come on in and see what's happening... you paid the price get your ticket for the show

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:53 | 2983901 mvsjcl
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Don't be fooled by the radio,

The TV or the magazine...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:51 | 2983618 scatterbrains
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They better hurry up and raise everyone's taxes or this will just get worse

 

/sarc

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:11 | 2983708 JPM Hater001
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You must have missed the memo...no /sarc needed anymore.  There was something about "Harder" but I didnt get it.  But this is ZH, we know when it's sarcasm.  Only let us know if it's not.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:38 | 2983841 MiltonFriedmans...
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They will undoubtedly raise taxes on the evil 1%ers, the 0.00000000000000000001%ers, however, are completely sacrosanct, as they are doing God's work.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:50 | 2983619 overmedicatedun...
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who let this UE claims number out?? oh the election was last week..carry on.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:50 | 2983620 LetThemEatRand
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You would think they would at least wait a couple of months after the election before pulling back the curtain and showing us the real numbers.  Plausible deniability and all that.  I guess they realize that most people just don't give a shit/don't pay attention.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:50 | 2983622 caimen garou
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to be revised up to half a million next week, oh wait they dont have to do that anymore since the boy got re-elected.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:50 | 2983623 swissaustrian
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Forward, comrades!

Full (UN)employment by 2016. Workers of the world unite!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:15 | 2983726 ghengis86
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So we'll all be working for the United Nation in 2016?

Sounds about right...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:27 | 2983798 LMAOLORI
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Indeed

Trans-Pacific Partnership: Secret Surrender of Sovereignty

http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/foreign-policy/item/13485-trans-pac...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:51 | 2983625 realtick
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Chartist Friend Correctly Calls The Initial Claims Bottom http://chartistfriendfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2012/11/chartist-friend...

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:51 | 2983626 unrulian
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pay.gov....quick get out your credit cards and pay your debt

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:52 | 2983628 BBullionaire
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That explains the gold $8 pop, lucky me bought 40oz at 200x lev at 1717

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:53 | 2983631 VonManstein
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EURUSD showing "strength"

 

The EUR is the only instrument that has dealt with reality in recent months, years.. it has suffered as it should have.. It may have actually acheived the term "priced in". The USD and SPX have been in la la land for a long time and so a reversal could take place.

EUR up SPX+USD Down for the second day?

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:54 | 2983634 ShortTheUS
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Yeah. The storm. That's what it was.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:55 | 2983637 Bold Eagle
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Federal tax receipts are down 3.7% YoY. That's all you need to know about the employment situation.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:01 | 2983652 youngman
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They will be down 15% next year....Going Galt has started

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:12 | 2983712 JPM Hater001
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Higher.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:15 | 2983725 kralizec
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More!  Faster!!  NOW!!!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:39 | 2983847 Rainman
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At least one thing is going up at .gov

USPS triples it's losses to $15.9 billion.

 

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-11-15/u-s-postal-service-on-tightrope-loses-15-9-billion.html

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:56 | 2983639 Shleprock
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4 more years....unemployment rate sure to drop now...LMAO!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:00 | 2983650 wonderatitall
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again....the fucking storm hit oct 31 .  how does it effect the numbers? obama , the murdering racist bigot can not be blamed because it is plain to see he is retarded.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:14 | 2984005 MiltonFriedmans...
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How stupid do they believe us to be?

Their gall is truly unbelieveable

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:41 | 2983856 j0nx
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Obama voters don't care about jobs. They are either FEDGOV employees or section 8/foodstamp losers loafing the mule at home in my hood while I schlep off to work every day to pay for their sorry asses.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:57 | 2983640 LawsofPhysics
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Turns out the USSA really is no different than the PIIGS or Russia in the late 80's.

If I remember correctly, Washington fully supported the secession of a number of soviet states during their currency collapse.  I am sure they won't mind when some states in the USSA decide they are better on their own as well.

Make no mistake, given our current state of chaos (class wars/race wars/currency wars) this is where we are heading.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:01 | 2983653 buzzsaw99
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A very small fraction of whack jobs ain't gonna secede shit. There is a place for their kind, it's called north dakota.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:10 | 2983699 LawsofPhysics
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That is exactly what two of my professional colleagues in St. Petersburg Russia said in 1987 when I asked about similar state positions in the U.S.S.R.

Remind us buzzsaw, how did that turn out for ArmeniaAzerbaijanBelarusEstoniaGeorgiaKazakhstanKyrgyzstanLatviaLithuaniaMoldovaTajikistan, TurkmenistanUkraine, and Uzbekistan again?

By the way, North Dakota is beautiful, and full of natural resources as well.  Thanks for confirming your ignorance.


Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:17 | 2983734 buzzsaw99
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Yes and very few negroes or latins which is a great part of the appeal. ;)

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:22 | 2983746 LawsofPhysics
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and you are racist too, nice.

 

Again, you also show your ignorance.  There are many brown folks (including hispanics) in the Dakotas.  You really should get out of the basement more.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:33 | 2984111 gaoptimize
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It crosses my mind now and then to move to ND.  Based on election returns, Wyoming is looking good as well.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:29 | 2983804 nodhannum
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You mean the place where if you buy a house or piece of property, you actually own it, since there are no property taxes?  Is that the whack job place?

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:08 | 2983690 GMadScientist
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That would require the seceding states to not be the biggest recipients of the handouts.

 

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:15 | 2983724 fuu
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If they leave you won't have to give them your hard earned tax dollars anymore. Of course you won't get their hard earned tax dollars either.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:16 | 2983729 GMadScientist
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Sold!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:26 | 2983794 Enslavethechild...
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Handouts for we the people, BAILOUTS FOR THE QUINTILLIONAIRES

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:32 | 2983812 GetZeeGold
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Someday I will piss on Frank and Dodd's graves for that.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:20 | 2983754 LawsofPhysics
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correct, and you might have to pay a bit more for their resources as well.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:32 | 2983814 dark pools of soros
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Bombs or Benny Bucks... Your choice

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:49 | 2983887 LawsofPhysics
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You should take a look at where the majority of military personnel come from before being so sure.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:18 | 2983738 LawsofPhysics
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Did I mention what states I was refferring to?  Remind us, what states are in debt again?  Texas and Alaska are very much in the black dipshit, and they have resources.  Perhaps these states should require california, new york, and D.C. to pay with gold.

Wake the fuck up, when fraud is the status quo, possession is the fucking law.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:09 | 2983695 HurricaneSeason
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The Bernank is writing over a trillion in bad checks a year and state governments get one third their revenue from the federal government. That's about $25 billion in bad checks per state. Will the states be able to write bad checks at 1% interest or turn into Greece? It's a pretty childish solution. We need to ride the reserve currency for as long as we can because the national debt will never be paid. After interest rates on the national debt go to 7%, then we can break up and say what United States? Sue us.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:12 | 2983711 LawsofPhysics
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Correct. This is exactly what the former soviet Union did.

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:57 | 2983642 Mike in GA
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Forget the Goldilocks economy, this is Alice in Wonderland, A Clockwork Orange and Tommy all rolled into one!  So unbelievable but true! 

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:57 | 2983643 Zen Bernanke
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Your government:  where the left hand has no clue what the right hand is doing!

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:05 | 2983677 swissaustrian
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George Bush confuses his left and right hands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vnMmeOxRM

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 09:58 | 2983644 LongSoupLine
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Krugman just threw a nut jerking to these numbers.

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