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Friday Humor: Winner, Category "Most Photogenic Permabull"

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Because few things are better than having a little Tom Lee in your life all day, every day...

h/t @SpecialSitInvestor

 

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Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:34 | 2988842 jcia
Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:38 | 2988859 AlaricBalth
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He looks like a kid in his fathers suit. Obviously he is still a little wet behind the ears and has never experienced a business or economic cycle, just read about it. Maybe I will listen too him after he grows some hair on his balls.

 

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:38 | 2988873 Lohn Jocke
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Keynesian bulls are watching the IDF and Hamas twitter feeds and fondling themselves.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:40 | 2988882 no taste
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Tom Lee looks sharp when standing next to loser Karl Rove.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:45 | 2988922 francis_sawyer
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He looks like 'PSY' (Gangnam Style rapper)...

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:54 | 2988960 francis_sawyer
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And how about Marla Hooch???... What a hitter!...

~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEGlbRSP6UQ

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:49 | 2988938 williambanzai7
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You want funny? This is funny...

TOM HO HO LEE AND BEN TWINKIE BERNANKIE

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:54 | 2988962 Rathmullan
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No Ho-Ho though. Just a big turd and a ho.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 16:27 | 2989425 I am more equal...
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I'm oozing with bernakes cream filling.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 17:11 | 2989638 CPL
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<urp>...threw up in my mouth a bit there.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:54 | 2988964 slaughterer
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Hostes went BK so that Warren "the vulture" B could scoop up these quintessential relics of Americana on the cheap ("for pennies on the dollar").  

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:21 | 2989062 AGuy
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FWIW: The factories will not be restarted.Tthe product lines will be bought buy other companies that already have operational factories. There is already production overcapacity in the industry.

Only a small portion of the workers continued to strike (I think 3K or 4K out of 18K). The other workers agreed to the new terms. The leaders of the bakers union told the workers to continue to strike, on the hope (prayer) that who-ever bought the business would agree to their demands. No business is going to agree. They are just going to buy the brands and sell the factories for scrap. 18K workers now permanently unemployeed: Way to go collective barganing...eeerrr Collective unemployment!

 

 

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:12 | 2989024 are we there yet
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Twinkles contribute to waistline inflation and market flatulance.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:15 | 2989035 Dr. Engali
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LOl....that's funny stuff there Banzai. ........very fitting since they both helped play a roll in bankrupting America.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:25 | 2989079 resurger
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this so funny! i loved this..

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:34 | 2988843 Neethgie
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Krugman must be pretty bullish atm..

Major wars breaking out

huge storm trashes ny

europe rioting..

think of all the stimulus spending he must be cumming buckets.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:43 | 2988905 Schmuck Raker
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Meanwhile Larry Summers' driving around DC; stopping at every convenience store he can find; stocking up on Twinkies for his own personal TEOTWAWKI.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:59 | 2988945 no taste
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Karl Rove wants some of that!

It is already TEOTWAKKI.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:49 | 2989185 Freegolder
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Let's be honest, bullishness has been the correct attitude these past 3 years, and seasonal post-election markets tend to be bullish, so maybe Tom will be right again.

Unlike Tim 'The Dope' Knight.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:36 | 2988845 slaughterer
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Tom "not the one involved with that porn star (Pamela Anderson)" Lee looks sad.  Jamie and Blythe did not lunch with him at Per Se today.  

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:36 | 2988850 resurger
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lol

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:36 | 2988852 q99x2
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I see a subliminal "Fraud" flashing on the right side of the image every time I look at it.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:12 | 2989025 dracos_ghost
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"You buy stocks NOW round eyes".

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:37 | 2988860 FL_Conservative
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I love the "I think I might have to shit my pants" look.  Message TOTALLY believable.  I'm sure there's a spot for him in Obama's next administration.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:47 | 2988931 NotApplicable
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Maybe it's the "I can't believe I'm saying this crap, but it's the only chance I've got left to get a YE bonus." look of shame?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:49 | 2989182 spastic_colon
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i think its the "the NAR told me it was ok to buy that house in the hamptons (in september)" look.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:37 | 2988862 fonzannoon
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I am totally going to razz his ass while when I find him on the breadlines.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:39 | 2988863 Wakanda
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That still shot of Tom Lee should be the alternate ZH deer.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:44 | 2988915 Schmuck Raker
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Or the "After" pic.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:49 | 2988927 Wakanda
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We'll get an "after" picture in a few months - maybe on the unemployment line.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:38 | 2988872 Darkness
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I'm breaking my attachment to physical power and possessions, because only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:39 | 2988877 cougar_w
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Maybe it's just me, but these mean-spirited attacks on geeky "little people" come off alot like the usual MSM beauty pagaent crap.

Just say'n.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:44 | 2988912 NotApplicable
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Would it help if you were reminded that he's part of the same cabal as Blythe?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:48 | 2988936 Dr. Engali
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That's all right most of us are geeks behind our key boards. I mean look at me, I have a walking eyeball for an avatar.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:42 | 2988885 Dr. Engali
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 Delete double post....I guess I should have waited until after work to start drinking.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:45 | 2988916 fonzannoon
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My office lost power today. I am home. I cracked a brew too. fk it.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:47 | 2988930 Dr. Engali
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I wen't out and bought myself a bottle of Crown Black and some Guinness for tonight.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:51 | 2988947 Wakanda
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That's central planning I can get behind.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:55 | 2988963 centerline
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That fizzy in the can thing really works good to get Guinness about right in a can versus on tap over in Ireland/England.  Good stuff.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:44 | 2988917 Wakanda
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Why wait?  It's TEOTWAWKI, relax and put your feet up.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:53 | 2988954 centerline
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+1.  Plus, it is always 5 o'clock somewhere.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:40 | 2988886 Dr. Engali
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The guy looks like somebody kicked his puppy......Please Mr. and Mrs. retail buy some stock......do it  for the bankers.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:32 | 2989115 Pseudo Anonym
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permabull may ass.  just like the joo bank goldman agents to muppets:

Please Mr. and Mrs. retail buy some stock

from me! i got plenty.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:40 | 2988888 The big unzip
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He looks constipated,  hope everything comes out ok.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:20 | 2990530 Dickweed Wang
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He looks constipated because of two things he just found out:

  1. The bosses know he's been lying his ass off to clients for the last two years
  2. That's why he was made partner
Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:42 | 2988891 disabledvet
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So if the best you doomers can say "the world's gonna end" and you happen to be right...I'll still take the guy or gal who's last words were "and how would you like your Happy Meal served sir?" and not "see I told you so."

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:03 | 2988999 Panafrican Funk...
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Again with the labels.  "Doomer" = person who sees the bullshit for what it is, and gives enough of a shit to try to let other people know so they can protect themselves and the people they care about.  That's it.  That's all it is.  

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:42 | 2988897 buzzsaw99
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mama fly luvs her baby maggot

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:43 | 2988909 mh505
Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:44 | 2988914 EvlTheCat
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If only he were holding a conviction number in front of him the picture would be complete.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:46 | 2988924 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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He looks like the "Gangnam Style" guy. 

Let's see him dance!

Dance monkey!  Dance!!

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:48 | 2988933 francis_sawyer
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Beat you by 30 seconds LH...^^^ ~ ROR

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:47 | 2988928 francis_sawyer
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Ree says... 'RARRY BITCHEZ'!

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:49 | 2988940 yogibear
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He's like a marshmellow. All fluff.  They need a replacement for Abby Joseph Cohen because she will be retiring soon.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:50 | 2988943 IridiumRebel
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AAPLR

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:51 | 2988949 Bam_Man
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And the runner-up was Abby Joseph Cohen.

No picture available, since she cracks camera lenses.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:59 | 2988974 francis_sawyer
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She???... Oh yeah, I get it... You mean "Pat" from Saturday Night Live...

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:52 | 2988950 semperfi
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Tom Lee?  Didn't he shoot a video with Pam Anderson ?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 14:53 | 2988953 Rathmullan
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He get's paid for that!!! His glasses are too straight.

Meanwhile, I find out that goldman is long little debbie's and dolly madison....what a bad day.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:03 | 2988993 Rathmullan
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Runner-up awaiting twinkie in mouth

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:06 | 2989007 905ozs
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In 18mths we'll think this was a good day :)
Don't lol at the preppers :)
Guns & silver & waiting :)...

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:40 | 2989145 LooseLee
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Looks like just another banker/wall st. type with a bulls-eye on his back pending the coming revolution....

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 15:40 | 2989149 pdizzle
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Hey that's my cousin yer bashin'!

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 19:51 | 2990075 tom a taxpayer
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A little bit of you and your money makes Tommy Lee your man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tz2V3CIYA0

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:05 | 2991019 nastaking
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Toshiba has taken the hybrid Ultrabook concept and put it on the rails. Its Satellite Bedove X21 Android 4.0 3G Smart Phone(PSUL1A-00S001) is a 12.5in, Windows 8 model with a screen that slides over its keyboard base.

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