Friday Humor: Winner, Category "Most Photogenic Permabull"

Tyler Durden's picture

Because few things are better than having a little Tom Lee in your life all day, every day...

h/t @SpecialSitInvestor

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AlaricBalth's picture

He looks like a kid in his fathers suit. Obviously he is still a little wet behind the ears and has never experienced a business or economic cycle, just read about it. Maybe I will listen too him after he grows some hair on his balls.

 

Lohn Jocke's picture

Keynesian bulls are watching the IDF and Hamas twitter feeds and fondling themselves.

no taste's picture

Tom Lee looks sharp when standing next to loser Karl Rove.

francis_sawyer's picture

He looks like 'PSY' (Gangnam Style rapper)...

williambanzai7's picture

You want funny? This is funny...

TOM HO HO LEE AND BEN TWINKIE BERNANKIE

Rathmullan's picture

No Ho-Ho though. Just a big turd and a ho.

I am more equal than others's picture

I'm oozing with bernakes cream filling.

CPL's picture

<urp>...threw up in my mouth a bit there.

slaughterer's picture

Hostes went BK so that Warren "the vulture" B could scoop up these quintessential relics of Americana on the cheap ("for pennies on the dollar").  

AGuy's picture

FWIW: The factories will not be restarted.Tthe product lines will be bought buy other companies that already have operational factories. There is already production overcapacity in the industry.

Only a small portion of the workers continued to strike (I think 3K or 4K out of 18K). The other workers agreed to the new terms. The leaders of the bakers union told the workers to continue to strike, on the hope (prayer) that who-ever bought the business would agree to their demands. No business is going to agree. They are just going to buy the brands and sell the factories for scrap. 18K workers now permanently unemployeed: Way to go collective barganing...eeerrr Collective unemployment!

 

 

are we there yet's picture

Twinkles contribute to waistline inflation and market flatulance.

Dr. Engali's picture

LOl....that's funny stuff there Banzai. ........very fitting since they both helped play a roll in bankrupting America.

resurger's picture

this so funny! i loved this..

Neethgie's picture

Krugman must be pretty bullish atm..

Major wars breaking out

huge storm trashes ny

europe rioting..

think of all the stimulus spending he must be cumming buckets.

Schmuck Raker's picture

Meanwhile Larry Summers' driving around DC; stopping at every convenience store he can find; stocking up on Twinkies for his own personal TEOTWAWKI.

no taste's picture

Karl Rove wants some of that!

It is already TEOTWAKKI.

Freegolder's picture

Let's be honest, bullishness has been the correct attitude these past 3 years, and seasonal post-election markets tend to be bullish, so maybe Tom will be right again.

Unlike Tim 'The Dope' Knight.

slaughterer's picture

Tom "not the one involved with that porn star (Pamela Anderson)" Lee looks sad.  Jamie and Blythe did not lunch with him at Per Se today.  

q99x2's picture

I see a subliminal "Fraud" flashing on the right side of the image every time I look at it.

dracos_ghost's picture

"You buy stocks NOW round eyes".

FL_Conservative's picture

I love the "I think I might have to shit my pants" look.  Message TOTALLY believable.  I'm sure there's a spot for him in Obama's next administration.

NotApplicable's picture

Maybe it's the "I can't believe I'm saying this crap, but it's the only chance I've got left to get a YE bonus." look of shame?

spastic_colon's picture

i think its the "the NAR told me it was ok to buy that house in the hamptons (in september)" look.

fonzannoon's picture

I am totally going to razz his ass while when I find him on the breadlines.

Wakanda's picture

That still shot of Tom Lee should be the alternate ZH deer.

Wakanda's picture

We'll get an "after" picture in a few months - maybe on the unemployment line.

Darkness's picture

I'm breaking my attachment to physical power and possessions, because only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

cougar_w's picture

Maybe it's just me, but these mean-spirited attacks on geeky "little people" come off alot like the usual MSM beauty pagaent crap.

Just say'n.

NotApplicable's picture

Would it help if you were reminded that he's part of the same cabal as Blythe?

Dr. Engali's picture

That's all right most of us are geeks behind our key boards. I mean look at me, I have a walking eyeball for an avatar.

Dr. Engali's picture

 Delete double post....I guess I should have waited until after work to start drinking.

fonzannoon's picture

My office lost power today. I am home. I cracked a brew too. fk it.

Dr. Engali's picture

I wen't out and bought myself a bottle of Crown Black and some Guinness for tonight.

Wakanda's picture

That's central planning I can get behind.

centerline's picture

That fizzy in the can thing really works good to get Guinness about right in a can versus on tap over in Ireland/England.  Good stuff.

Wakanda's picture

Why wait?  It's TEOTWAWKI, relax and put your feet up.

centerline's picture

+1.  Plus, it is always 5 o'clock somewhere.

Dr. Engali's picture

The guy looks like somebody kicked his puppy......Please Mr. and Mrs. retail buy some stock......do it  for the bankers.

Pseudo Anonym's picture

permabull may ass.  just like the joo bank goldman agents to muppets:

Please Mr. and Mrs. retail buy some stock

from me! i got plenty.

The big unzip's picture

He looks constipated,  hope everything comes out ok.

Dickweed Wang's picture

He looks constipated because of two things he just found out:

  1. The bosses know he's been lying his ass off to clients for the last two years
  2. That's why he was made partner
disabledvet's picture

So if the best you doomers can say "the world's gonna end" and you happen to be right...I'll still take the guy or gal who's last words were "and how would you like your Happy Meal served sir?" and not "see I told you so."

Panafrican Funktron Robot's picture

Again with the labels.  "Doomer" = person who sees the bullshit for what it is, and gives enough of a shit to try to let other people know so they can protect themselves and the people they care about.  That's it.  That's all it is.  

buzzsaw99's picture

mama fly luvs her baby maggot

EvlTheCat's picture

If only he were holding a conviction number in front of him the picture would be complete.