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US Embassy, Athens Warns Of Rise In 'Unprovoked' Racist Attacks

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With over 10% of the Greek population polling in favor of the neo-nazi Golden Dawn party, it is hardly surprising but today's acknowledgement by the US Embassy in Athens of

"a rise in unprovoked harassment and violent attacks against persons who, because of their complexion, are perceived to be foreign migrants. U.S. citizens most at risk are those of African, Asian, Hispanic, or Middle Eastern descent in Athens and other major cities"

certainly makes it a little more real for us sitting across the pond from this inferno.

 

Via US Embassy, Athens:

United States Embassy Athens, Greece

 

Security Message for U.S. Citizens: Safety and Security in Greece

 

November 16, 2012

 

The U.S. Embassy informs U.S. citizens that the “Threats To Safety and Security” section of the Greece Country Specific Information page has been updated to inform U.S. citizens of a rise in unprovoked harassment and violent attacks against persons who, because of their complexion, are perceived to be foreign migrants. U.S. citizens most at risk are those of African, Asian, Hispanic, or Middle Eastern descent in Athens and other major cities. Please review the Country Specific Information for Greece.

 

We encourage all U.S. citizens to review their personal security plans; remain aware of their surroundings, including local events; monitor local news stations for updates; and report specific incidences of targeted violence to the U.S. Embassy in Athens or the U. S. Consulate General in Thessaloniki at the numbers below. U.S. citizens should maintain a high level of vigilance and take appropriate steps to enhance their personal security. For additional information, please refer to "A Safe Trip Abroad."

 

U.S. citizens traveling to or residing in Greece are encouraged to enroll in the Department of State’s Smart Traveler Enrollment Program. By enrolling, U.S. citizens make it easier for the Embassy or nearest Consulate to contact them in the case of an emergency. U.S. citizens without Internet access may register directly with the nearest U.S. Embassy or Consulate.

 

Up-to-date information on security can also be obtained by calling 1-888-407-4747 toll free in the United States and Canada or, for callers outside the United States and Canada, a regular toll line at 1-202-501-4444. These numbers are available from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday through Friday (except U.S. federal holidays)...

UPDATE: Greek Foreign Minister says "Greece was and remains a safe place... Isolated incidents of racist violence have been foreign to the Greeks, to our culture and its long tradition of Greek hospitality [and takes] a
policy of zero tolerance to these events and take all necessary measures to prevent and suppress such behavior"

 

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Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:02 | 2990311 jonjon831983
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They only release this now after all the regular MSM has had stories about Golden Dawn targeting immigrants?

 

Ah well, better late than never.

 

 

---> in hind sight, this is a signal of recognition by state actor things are tipping fo realz.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:48 | 2990456 ACP
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Wow, getting pretty crazy out there.

Thankfully, we have Eric Holder to make sure that racism does not run amok here in this country.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:24 | 2990694 Ness.
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The bolts are falling off of this wagon. Chicago is already a shooting gallery  - I can't imagine how bad it might get if the this fucker moves any more FORWARD.  The Chicago D's is in control now.  Watch out.

 

 

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:11 | 2990929 Richard Chesler
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So much for Moochelle's Mykonos vacation.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:57 | 2991075 Davalicious
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Da Jooz oppose all nationalist programmes because nationalists are the only ones who can defeat Jews in their domination of a nation state. From the end of the first world war up to 1933 Jews dominated academia, the stock market (the entire board of the Berlin bourse, business and banking. They even represented 8% of all actors in Germany! Because the Germans, at that time, were a homogeneus people they were able to club together send the Jews to camps (holiday camps compared to Gaza).

Since that time, the Jew came up with the notion of mass immigration, multiculturalism, political correctness (see Professor Kevin MacDonald's videos on youtube to learn more). Now we have mixed white countries (and only white countries have been targetted for mass immigration). People are less able to club together and oppose Jewish domination of the banks, business, big pharma, agro, and pretty much every other sphere.

Golden Dawn want Greece for the Greek people. They don't want to be dominated by rootless cosmopolitans. They don't want their ability to resist dangerous parasites (to wit the Jews) to be compramised by being flooded with other foreigners. GD are a great party. I guess Tyler opposes them because he is (said to be) Jewish.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 08:40 | 2991330 GetZeeGold
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The KKK in Athens......who are we suppose to hate again?

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 09:50 | 2991411 Ginsengbull
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The word kuklos is a Greek word, meaning circle.

 

Tell me a hate group, any hate group, and I show you how their name is derived from Greek.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 18:39 | 2992385 knukles
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"who, because of their complexion, are perceived to be foreign migrants. U.S. citizens most at risk are those of African, Asian, Hispanic, or Middle Eastern descent"

WTF?  You mean as opposed to all those pale skinned unswarthy creamy white straight blonde haired unhairy Greeks?

Like Who the Fuck thinks this shit up?

 

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 21:03 | 2992648 Ginsengbull
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The stories are just a catalyst.

 

I get more real information from the commentary.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 16:38 | 2992173 negative rates
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Bush Tax Cuts!

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 12:02 | 2991601 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Wait Dava, they're playing your song...

http://youtu.be/pEdoLKknCi0

 

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:06 | 2991020 YuropeanImbecille
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They should club these fucking immigrants. What right do these 3rd world rats have to come to our civilized countries and eat of our fucking pies?

 

But the big threat has and always will be the jewish bankers who caused WW1 then WW2 and now soon WW3. Too bad the real sheeple or goyim do not understand this basic fact.

The occupy movement even wants to tax the middle class to peddle more gold into the jews hand.

 

check this antisemitic video: reminds us of todays situation or not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN79ti93NBY

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 08:00 | 2991288 SmallerGovNow2
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Biggot alert...

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 08:41 | 2991332 GetZeeGold
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Do you have dark skin......or is that just a suntan?

 

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 12:06 | 2991608 Theosebes Goodfellow
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LOL, reminds me of the ol' "cleanup after the weekly cross burning"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIFRZBrOhqc

 

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 08:46 | 2991338 BattlegroundEur...
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You Greeks should stay out of my civilised country too.  Fuck the EU ;)

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 10:09 | 2991378 GetZeeGold
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Here comes another Youtube hate video.

 

When will those guys ever learn....they'll lock you up without even a trial. It's good cover for the terrorists.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 14:27 | 2991919 Helvetico
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What does this have to do with Greece, you stupid partisan cunt? 

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:46 | 2990755 giovanni_f
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if things continue to worsen in Greece it might soon look like the U.S. over there. God beware!

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 07:45 | 2991275 Peter Pan
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The US posturing on this matter is really quite funny, given that it routinely beats, tasers, and imprisons more people than just about any other democratic nation on the planet both in numbers and percentages.

The homicide rate in Greece is 1.5 per thousand and in the USA it's 4.2 per thousand or almost 3 times the rate. So I think the USA would do well to issue a warning to her own people when they return from holidays in Greece that they are now faced with greater danger than they were in Greece.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 09:45 | 2991405 adr
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The incarceration rate in America seemed to rise in lockstep with the expansion of certain parts of our society. There may be a reason.

Not everything can be explained by sending all these poor people to jail for minor offenses.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:46 | 2990759 giovanni_f
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if things continue to worsen in Greece it might one day look like the U.S. over there. God beware!

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 09:44 | 2991403 Go Tribe
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The State has no one to blame but itself. Don't like Nazi's? Then stop confiscating everyone's wealth and giving Nazi's reason to rise. The Greek Statists need to be culled and I can't think of a kinder group than the Nazi's to do it.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:44 | 2990751 Chuck Walla
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They are just mad about some video. "Zorba the Greek" I think. 

 

FORWARD Deutschland UBER ALLES!

Adolph was a nobody minority once, too.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:53 | 2990780 jefe95
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

Or maybe they are confused about Get Him to the Greek with that idiot Russell Brand.

Clearly there's a video behind this.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:46 | 2990756 Antifaschistische
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I do not consider this racism, although, it looks that way.   I believe this is cultural tribalism.  The Greek people who are unemployed are tired of recent immigrants (who've come through the doors via EU provisions) taking Greek jobs.   Those immigrants happen to have different complexions, but the complexion itself is not the root of the problem.  It is only an indicator.

Societies survive, because of the protection of the tribe.  What defines who is in, and who is out of the tribe becomes the friction points within our society.   

Expect these friction points to be replicated around the globe as the breaking points near.  They to, will carry the labels of racism.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:01 | 2990917 Ginsengbull
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Don't give them a pass just because they're feriners.

 

If an American hates someone who takes his job, or scams the system, they're a racist, dagnabit.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:39 | 2990977 Nobody For President
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+1 for dagnabit

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:31 | 2991045 Vigilante
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Listen bitches....

I am Greek...

The minorities that are targeted are Moo-sleems (Pakis,Banglas,some arabs) and occasionally Africans.

...but the main thrust is against Moo-sleems...

Greece was occupied  for 400 years by Muslims.

Even today it's regularly being threatened by Turkey (of thanksgiving fame)

We know the 'benefits' that Islam brings..

Obviously the crisis makes people look for scapegoats but we certainly don't like Mohamedans even in the good times

 

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 03:38 | 2991123 Boeing Boy
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How is the anti-US military coming along, esp in Crete?

 

Mate of mine just bought a holiday house in Paros, do you reckon it is a good time to buy>  Safe for westerners?

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 05:19 | 2991201 Tango in the Blight
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Paros is a quiet little island so he'll probably be safe there. The attacks against foreigners mainly happen in cities.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 06:12 | 2991220 Boeing Boy
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Any serious talk yet of civil war in greece?  Is the military still supremely powerful and willing politically to take over?

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 09:52 | 2991412 Ginsengbull
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They're still getting paid.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 04:58 | 2991197 cossack55
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But US citize......er .....turkeys are intentionally obese and taste as good as chemicals can taste. I see very few fat Turks, even if they are Musselmen.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 11:14 | 2991508 Never One Roach
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Hispanics?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:02 | 2990313 unirealist
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The War of All Against ALL has commenced.

Coming soon to your town and street.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:28 | 2990522 flacon
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Oh, so the ocean doesn't turn to lemonade in the end? I could have sworn that the utipian dream was that nobody would have to work and we could just eat and drink our fill and watch TV all day. This is a job for government! (/sarc)

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:57 | 2990625 BLOTTO
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Also, The U.N. just raised tensions in the Balkans between Serbs and Croats by overturning the criminal charges against two Croat generals during the 90's balkan war.

.

Wait until the two sides meet for the upcoming world cup qualifier in football...as they are in the same group.

As a matter of fact, it was a football match between them in the 90's that basically setoff the war.

.

Nothing new under the sun,

History is repeating itself.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:09 | 2990652 Ginsengbull
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What set off the war was George HW Bush, urging all communist countries to hold referendums, and vote for independence, and America would support them.

 

He meant the Baltics, not the Balkans.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:03 | 2990315 Styles9002
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No worries, the US Consulate in Thessaloniki is open from 09:00 to 13:00 on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If you have any questions or need assistance, please drop in...

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:20 | 2990370 francis_sawyer
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You got the decimels wrong...

The hours are 09:00 to 09:00.13.00...

THIS IS FARTA!

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:28 | 2990392 BraveSirRobin
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Wow, those are some hours. Open before 10:00 AM?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:03 | 2990319 AldoHux_IV
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A symptom of a society beholden to rapacious financial overlords and politicians representing a system that supercedes sovereignty and has benefitted from the one-sided coin of leverage and consumption.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:47 | 2990451 Randall Cabot
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Meantime, back in the USA:

The city of Camden marked its 59th homicide today — an all-time high, according to the Courier-Post.

 

 

 

 

http://www.nj.com/camden/index.ssf/2012/11/camden_sets_new_record_with_59.html#incart_river   

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:19 | 2990528 The Gooch
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That's a month in Chicago.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:04 | 2990801 tsx500
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a good month !

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 10:06 | 2991433 GetZeeGold
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.....if you're lucky.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:41 | 2990980 mumcard
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Nah, they do a lot of shooting, but not a lot of killing.  They really need to work on their skills.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:43 | 2990987 mumcard
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The previous high mark for homicides was 58, set in 1995.

The record was tied a week ago when a Cherry Hill mad (sic) died after being beaten. The man, Gregory Holder, 45, was attacked on Broadway and Berkley streets, police said.

 

He mad.  Didn't they just get rid of all the cops up there in one of those Jersey cities?  Newark?

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:01 | 2991013 mumcard
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Oh come on, Newark is already north of 70 murders and projected to hit 90 before the end of the year.  These guys aren't even trying.  Strive to be number one baby.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 09:40 | 2991395 Ginsengbull
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"The broadway leadeth to destruction"

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 13:11 | 2991774 yellowsub
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That would be Camdem where cops are already afraid to patrol...  Newark has cops and added more recently but still too violent and no amount of money from our taxes going into that shithole of a city will ever revitalize short of bombing it and rebuilding it.

It is ironic how white suburb town cops (w/ unusually low violent crime rates) are paid way more than urban cops who would have a higher probability of getting killed on the job.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:28 | 2990554 Rattling Bones
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What did the guy that broke the record win?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:15 | 2990673 The Gooch
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unlimited obamatexting.

 

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:40 | 2990736 Ness.
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Probably 3 months, a vote, an extra strike, a emapethic attorney, respect with his peer's, his life, money, free housing, free meals, free cable, a library, clean clothes, connections.  

 

What did you get?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:53 | 2990778 Rattling Bones
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I got a rock.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 10:07 | 2991435 GetZeeGold
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I got a stick.....let's do this. They don't call it Fightclub for nothing.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 12:12 | 2991627 Theosebes Goodfellow
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To vote twice in the next election.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 09:38 | 2991394 Ginsengbull
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That's only the 59th this year.

 

59 a day would be a war zone.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:05 | 2990324 Jason T
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Par for the course and predictable to say the least.  

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:10 | 2990341 Jack Burton
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This will grow worse. The desperate immigrant rush to Europe is not slowing down due to economic hardship. People from Africa and the Middle East are making for Europe and Greece is an entry point. Most want to move on into the north. Germany Scandinavia and Britain offer the best social services for them. Still they must pass through Greece and Italy or Spain. The locals are up in arms over social service cuts and unemployment. They see these immigrants as taking more from a shrinking pie. More attacks will come, it will be ugly. Who do you blame? The locals for wanting to keep out the flood of immigrants, or the immigrants for seeking to get to a richer place?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:34 | 2990417 AldousHuxley
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How about Aryan German bankers ( no jews still there right?) who are pushing for austerity?

 

as if German ever thought mediterranean Greeks  were true europeans....

 

as long as there is skin color and religion, globalism will fail.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:39 | 2990427 Ginsengbull
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Those are the causes of globalism, not the effects of it.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:25 | 2990700 Schmuck Raker
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Thanks AH, always nice to get your .0000000000000000002 cents worth.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 04:21 | 2991161 AnAnonymous
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How about Aryan German bankers ( no jews still there right?) who are pushing for austerity?
______________________

They are puppets for the Jews. Always have been.
At least, so say 'americans'.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 04:34 | 2991169 TheFourthStooge-ing
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My mother says my father should have pulled out. My father agrees.

Signed: AnAnonymous, the George Dishwashington of Sino-Tibetan French-Indo-Chinese Uto-Aztecan Huguenot-Tolteccian Antarctic-European Chinese citizenism.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:03 | 2990634 Dasa Slooofoot
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Who do you blame? The locals for wanting to keep out the flood of immigrants, or the immigrants for seeking to get to a richer place?

 

The welfare bums that put nothing in the pie and are net takers, while being hostile to their host country's culture.  Unless kebobs actually make a society wealthier.  Then I take it back.  

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:45 | 2990988 Nobody For President
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Meanwhile, ironies abide as young Greeks, with 50% unemployment, immigrate to Germany seeking work. A real wave of youth from the southern periphery surging North. This may not end well.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:46 | 2990993 mumcard
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Third worlders build the third world.  Except for where Empire USA has invaded.  We blow up the third world, rebuild it, and then blow it up again.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:29 | 2991042 John Wilmot
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Hey, kabobs are DELICIOUS. Say whatever you like about any ethnic group, but leaves delicious roasted meats out of it.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 07:08 | 2993270 IBelieveInMagic
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I think these immigrants also want the free shit that OECD countries gives out to it's citizens. After all this free money buys real stuff from the rest of the world. Why work for pffing in the third world, when you can collect free stuff and loll around in the "developed" countries. Reserve currency and swappable currency status is bliss.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:12 | 2990343 Ineverslice
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What would Socrates think?  Even he would be at his limits. 

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:14 | 2990350 A Lunatic
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At least they aren't being overran by migrant Kalifornians.........

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:31 | 2990408 BraveSirRobin
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Well, the way things are going in California, maybe soon, maybe soon.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:17 | 2990355 BlueCollaredOne
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Good thing blacks don't have enough money to travel to Greece.

It'd be cool if they did though, the nation could then be dubbed "Grease."

/racism

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:31 | 2990402 Kaiser Sousa
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3 green arrows up for that stupid ass comment...ur mamma I'm sure would be so proud....

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:43 | 2990439 BlueCollaredOne
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It's Friday, and we're all just having fun. I tried to crack a joke, and it appears I offended you. My apologies, but you need to lighten up.

It should be acceptable to make fun of eachothers races. We are witnessing so much fucked up shit going on that racism shouldn't be an issue on this forum. Yeah, the average joe will succumb to racist jokes, but that is because the media complex teaches divide and conquer. We are above that. So we all have different levels of melanin, Fuck it. Don't catch feelings man, my black friends would have laughed at my post because they know Im an equal opportunity hater.

What does a white man do that's upset with the government? He writes a letter. Fucking crackers...

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:58 | 2990626 Angus McHugepenis
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Sensitive fucks. Everybody is yelling all day long about FUCK YOU BERNAKE! and various other derivations of that. The second you throw in a FUCK YOU BERNANKE YOU *JEW* the sensitive crowd comes out. Well... speaking as a man with Irish/Scottish heritage I dare you fuckers to take a poke at me! I may not be able to reply due to the endless laughter at myself. So let me start my own self inflicted punishment:

An Irish banker walks into a bar and sees his friend the Scotsman. The Scot offers to buy him a drink...

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:04 | 2990640 Ginsengbull
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You people do make some fine whiskey.

 

I'm just not sure how the rest of the world ever found out.

 

I would have figured that you would have chugged it all yourselves!

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:13 | 2990664 Angus McHugepenis
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Fucking whiskey! You rayciss cunt! You're too fucking stupid to realize there is no such thing as Irish Bankers and a Scotsman is so fucking cheap he can barely buy himself a drink! Okay, continue on if you dare.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:26 | 2990704 Errol
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OK Angus, here you go:

Why do Scotts lads wear kilts?

Cause sheep can hear a zipper a mile away : )

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:49 | 2990765 Angus McHugepenis
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Apparently not American Sheeple cuz Ben. the J. keeps raping them.

Paraphrasing Billy Connolly: "Why does a Scotsman take a sheep to the edge of a cliff before he fucks it? Better push-back effect.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:00 | 2990791 Ginsengbull
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Irish Lubricant

Way down in the back of beyond in Ireland, Murph's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said, "Hey, Murphy! You just had you a son! Ain't dat grand!!"

Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"

The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Murphy! You got you a daughter!!!! She a pretty lil ting, too."

Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Murphy, you just had yourself another boy!"

Murphy said to the doctor, "Doc, what caused all of dem babies?"

The doctor said, "You never know Murphy, it was probably something that happened during conception."

Murphy said, "Ah yeah, during conception."

When Murphy and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

She said, "Yeah, I remember dat night..."

Murphy said, "I'll tell you, bye, it's afookin' good ting we didn't use dat WD-40!!"

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:44 | 2990812 Angus McHugepenis
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That's better. I feel more at home now. So I have a wee limerick for you;

There once was a man from Leeds

Who swallowed a package of seeds

Great tufts of grass

Sprouted out from his ass

And his balls were all covered in weeds

 

EDIT: Goodnight folks. I love playing with ZH retards, raycisssissts and wankers. We just keep it real. I'll re-visit this thread in the morning to see what trash you've been talk'n bout me.

SILVER BiTcHeZ!!

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:55 | 2990904 Ginsengbull
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There once was a girl from Decateur,

 

Who was laid by a big alligator.

 

Now nobody knew, the result of that screw,

 

because after he laid her, he ate her.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 10:16 | 2991443 GetZeeGold
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.....the end.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 20:59 | 2992643 Ginsengbull
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There once was a man from Wheeling

Who pounded his pud with great feeling

And then like a trout

He'd stick his mouth out

And wait for the drops from the ceiling

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:58 | 2990908 Ginsengbull
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There once was a man from Sydney, who could put it in up to her kidney.

But the man from Quebec, put it up to her neck.

He had a big one, didn'ee?

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:50 | 2991072 Manic by Proxy
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There once was a baker from Nottingham

When he made eclairs he put snot in 'em

If he ran out of snot

He would like as not

Pull down his drawers and jack off a shot in 'em

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:34 | 2990719 Ginsengbull
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How do you sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the hatch.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:52 | 2990776 Angus McHugepenis
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That's a Polish joke. Please get your raycissism straight.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:04 | 2990799 The Gooch
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A Norwegian Polack waks into the bar... Bartender says "Hey Gooch."

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:14 | 2990822 Angus McHugepenis
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Don't get me started on the fucking Norwankians. I got my hands full with the Irish/Scottish gig.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:40 | 2991058 John Wilmot
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pole?

A: A guy who makes you an offer you can't understand.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 03:02 | 2991074 John Wilmot
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How do the Scots make such fine whiskey?

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it`s the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don`t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 18:34 | 2992369 Angus McHugepenis
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@ John Wilmot - two outstanding posts! If I wore a hat I would take it off to you.

Now, about your raycissism...

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:37 | 2990731 fuu
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baaaaaaa

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:18 | 2990831 Angus McHugepenis
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You monkeys can't fool me with those fake sheep calls.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:04 | 2990922 Ginsengbull
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Actually, the only thing racist about the remark had to do with financial positions.

 

Nobody is going to Greece as a tourist nowadays, only as refugees.

 

Kind of narrows it down for the locals, how to feel about their new visitors.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:34 | 2990414 The Gooch
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Hay Blue Collard greens! You corn-rolls muss be too tight.

Cuttin' off your thinkin' and whut-not.

Stars and Bars

 

/Bad Brains

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:47 | 2990453 Rogue Trooper
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were iz ma obamaphone..... hes promiss uz free shit

/retard

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:29 | 2990556 dark pools of soros
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and those West Nile mosquitos will dine on some home cooking..  like that olympian got canned for saying

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:18 | 2990363 Ginsengbull
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Greeks aren't all palefaced themselves.

 

At least, not yet.

 

Maybe if tanning falls out of fashion because of skin cancer risks after all the depleted uranium blasted across the countryside after the illuminatti engineered euro-civil war.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:27 | 2990386 Jacks Cold Sweat
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Amen.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:26 | 2990379 Kinskian
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The Greek government should remind Obama's Dept of State that whites are at far greater risk in many US cities than non-whites are in Greece....

 

BALTIMORE (WJZ) — A man is fighting for his life after a brutal attack in downtown Baltimore. A witness to the broad-daylight beating is speaking only to WJZ.

Mike Hellgren has this new account and why this case is so unusual.

It’s so stunning to many because it’s so brazen. The beating happened in the afternoon last Friday on Lombard and Howard just blocks from Camden Yards and the Inner Harbor.

John Mason, a 32-year-old tattoo artist, is in a medically induced coma with serious head injuries after being beaten downtown on Lombard and Howard streets, just a block from the Bromo Seltzer Tower. The bold attack was at 1:30 p.m. last Friday.

A witness–who does not want his face shown–says there were at least eight attackers, all young men.

“Twice, he kept telling them he didn’t want to fight. He didn’t want to fight,” the witness said. “They didn’t care.”

.....He says it happened at the bus stop and one of the attackers kicked Mason more than a dozen times.

“The guy was already knocked unconscious and the guy sat there and held his feet while his homeboy just started stomping on his head,”

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/11/06/witness-to-brutal-attack-speaks-with-wjz/

 

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:41 | 2990432 Ginsengbull
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I boycott all cities.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:46 | 2990450 Ineverslice
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...police are still looking for a motive."

What?!  There's no frickin' motive...it's GAng banGin meets the UFC  in broad daylight now.  When I worked in Newark,NJ, things were ok as long as you high tailed it out of these types o cities before dark, but now.... .  

Balltimore, Philthadelphia, lost causes.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:02 | 2990636 azzhatter
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any of them look like obamas son if he had a son?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:30 | 2990400 magpie
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Aww back to 2008, to good old cheesy Youtube nationalism

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmoZreMW-fE

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 06:58 | 2991241 negative rates
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Did you kill all those guards?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPXG4pdPj4w

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:31 | 2990401 nevket240
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Its only racist if the act involves white aggression. otherwise its sport or fun.

regards

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 09:14 | 2993339 Kobe Beef
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The MSM just calls it "random violence". Not so random when the perps are all united by three common factors: high melanin, low IQ, low impulse control. Sounds like African Aggression to me. But facts are raaaaacist, so "random" it must be.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:43 | 2990403 Zero Govt
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"Greek Foreign Minister says "Greece was and remains a safe place.."

...said Minister cowering under his desk as rioters hurled stones through his window for asset-stripping what's left of his Govt-wrecked nation to global bankers.

"All Is Well"

....the Birthplace of Democracy leading the World in social harmony and economic prosperity ...we really must copy this lads 

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:41 | 2990434 RagnarDanneskjold
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I liked one of the Reuters articles on Golden Dawn. It quoted GD as saying they target illegal immigrants, as part of an overall negative piece insuinating they attack everyone. The article goes on later to say that many immigrants beaten are afraid to talk to police because they are illegal.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 05:51 | 2991212 onebir
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What's there to like about this?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:44 | 2990445 BlackholeDivestment
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Stupid humans. Citizen's United Hal 9000 does not care what shade of human is outside the pod bay door.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:35 | 2990479 Rogue Trooper
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This time it will be different has central planning is finally freed of human emotions/failings/greed/subjectivity.  The collective 'will' of THE MACHINE will rule us with objective clarity and a steadfast determination to eliminate individualism in all it's diseased manifestations.

I, for one, welcome the imminent arrival of our automated overloads.

/skynet

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 03:08 | 2991087 John Wilmot
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110101001100110!

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:43 | 2990446 grunk
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They hate us for our Twinkies.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:58 | 2990471 Zero Govt
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chuckle :)

..probably just a real lack of gratitude for what Goldman Sucks did to cook the books of the Greek Govt into Europe ...that worked out well for everyone in Europe.. no surprise a GS advised Govt was the first to unravel in a farce and yet another pile of GS steaming crap for everyone else to sweep up the mess

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:34 | 2990575 Rogue Trooper
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I am amazed that the 'Twinkies' crises has not galvanzed ALL PATRIOTIC AMERIKANS to come together to rescue what has become the last thing, apart from rather 'clever' weapons, that you can actually say with unreserved pride is "Made in Amerika".

President Obama should reach across the floor and Nationalize the evil corporations that will no doubt outsource 'Twinkies' production to China.

The Prez could then announce to the world that "Every child in the whole wide world will have a Twinkie delivered, for breakfast, 365 days a year".  I estimate production at 2 Billion Twinkies a per day, made in Amerika, for all the world to enjoy.

grunk, they will love you for your Twinkies.....

/progressive

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 03:09 | 2991089 John Wilmot
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A twinkie in every pot!

Or maybe a twinkie and some pot in every mailbox? Now we're getting somewhere...

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 09:18 | 2993343 Kobe Beef
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Deliver via drone tracked to the GPS in the obamaphone, and the Military Industrial & Telephony Complexes can get behind it. FORWARD!

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 21:56 | 2990472 Atomizer
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Translation:  We are forced to keep our young labor pool from leaving the walls of our Great Democracy Ponzi Scheme. How can we sustain payment obligations if we haven't got anybody to tax? Peasant's must Rise Above by giving their fair share, CNBS will reward you with a complimentary pin.

 

You cannot fix stupid, insert county, state or country________________.

 

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:13 | 2990511 Jacks Cold Sweat
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Yesterday a Pakistani in Crete killed his (Greek) boss, by geting his teeth out of his mouth, tying a plastic bag around his head with a rope and bashing his head to pulp. They found his teeth three meters away.

I mean, c'mon, at least keep a low profile . 

http://www.newsit.gr/default.php?pname=Article&art_id=174696&catid=4 (googl translate it) 

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:37 | 2991054 Manic by Proxy
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But the judges awarded a score of 9.7 for creativity.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 05:50 | 2991211 onebir
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Golden Dawn couldn't have invented this...

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 10:01 | 2991424 Ginsengbull
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That Greek could have spit his own teeth 3 feet away, before being bagged and pulped.

 

Effing european investigators, always looking for logical explanations.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:21 | 2990532 THE DORK OF CORK
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There was I thinking blond people could be in trouble............

 

What about people with red necks & freckles ?

Are they safe ?

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:12 | 2990817 augustus caesar
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Not from exposure to ultraviolet radiation apparently.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 04:01 | 2991141 Jugdish
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What about your muslim-semitic and black friends? Are they safe from tribalism? Is your sister?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:40 | 2990584 Rattling Bones
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 I blame the attacks on a poorly made video about Zeus.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 22:49 | 2990610 egoist
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I've been reading other sites about other stuff. The quality of comments @ ZH are always more entertaining.

***

Way back, Peter Schiff was predicting that Americans would be hated by a lot of the world for all of the inflation we created.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:06 | 2990646 azzhatter
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there are other sites?

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:25 | 2990702 Rattling Bones
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Yeah, the sites we go to to try out material for the ZH comments section.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:07 | 2990648 Segestan
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poor babes, they never kill whites in SA.

Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:38 | 2990730 reader2010
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"You see that building? I bought that building ten years ago. My first real estate deal. Sold it two years later, made an $800,000 profit. It was better than sex. At the time I thought that was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay. It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.  "

- Gordon Gekko

 


Fri, 11/16/2012 - 23:51 | 2990773 gould's fisker
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Beware of angry Greeks bearing IOUs.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:08 | 2990808 3.7.77
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Blythe should be so proud. Not only was she instrumental in destroying the financial system,

now maybe a few citizens will get strung up.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 00:09 | 2990810 augustus caesar
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Acceptance of immigrants is directly tied to amount resources available to support human life.

Our brain was developed in the animal world of competition for limited resources.

It is the rare exception rather than the rule that transcends this basic limitation.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:55 | 2991008 mumcard
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Where else to rip off the thin veneer of civilisation than in the western world's birthplace.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:03 | 2991014 JID
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While here in the US, the opposite warning applies.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:03 | 2991015 JID
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While here in the US, the opposite warning applies.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:17 | 2991032 zilverreiger
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Yanky go home

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:21 | 2991036 headless blogger
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The Liberal Howard Zinn crowd WANTS the race wars in the U.S. Its how they will pull a Bolshevik on everyone. Don't fall for it.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 02:32 | 2991050 mumcard
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More whites have been murdered by blacks in the past 40 years than were killed in the Vietnam conflict.  FBI stats if you don't belive me.  If you fall into the lion's den at the zoo, you can try to talk rationally with the hungry beast, perhaps he'll calmly discuss the situation with you.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 03:04 | 2991083 unirealist
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Random street beatings will dwindle in frequency, because for each one that occurs, five hundred citizens start carrying a concealed firearm--legally or otherwise.

When the law doesn't protect people anymore, they say fuck it and protect themselves.

Likewise, when the law doesn't indict and punish the bad guys anymore, the citizens say fuck it and stop obeying the law themselves.

The Obama administration has really screwed the pooch with its failure to jail the bankers.  Government has broken an implicit contract between it and the citizens by giving the corrupt crooks a pass.

And the damage is irreparable.  No one believes in the law anymore.  They may still obey it, but they know it is a big fat fucking lie.

More and more you're going to see people taking matters into their own hands.  For better or worse. 

 

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 09:22 | 2993347 Kobe Beef
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I call that better. Since buying off the cops (gov't) is an integral part of the banking racket. The bankers' war against the people will end when the people end the bankers, and not a day before then.

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