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On Surviving The Monetary Meltdown

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Via Detlev Schlichter of,

Let us start by looking at the economy from 10,000 feet above: After 40 years of boozing on easy money and feasting on fantastical asset price inflations, the global monetary system is approaching catharsis, its arteries clogged and instant cardiac arrest a persistent threat. Most financial assets are expensive, and many appear to be little more than securitized promises with low probability of ever delivering payment in full. Around the globe, from Japan to the US, a policy of never-ending monetary stimulus consisting of zero interest rates and recurring rounds of ‘quantitative easing’ has been established aimed at numbing the market’s growing urge to liquidate. Via the printing press, the central banks, the lenders-of last resort, prop up banks and financial assets and simultaneously fatten the state, the borrower of last resort, which, despite excited editorials against the savage policy of ‘austerity,’ keeps going further into debt almost everywhere.

‘Muddling through’ is the name of the game today but in the end authorities will have two choices: stop printing money and allow the market to cleanse the system of its dislocations. This would involve defaults (including those of sovereigns) and some pretty nasty asset price corrections. Or, keep printing money and risk complete currency collapse. I think they should go for option one but I fear they will go for option two.

In this environment, how can people protect themselves and their property?


Before I start sharing some of my own personal thoughts on this topic with you I should repeat my usual disclaimer: I provide economic analysis and opinion, food for thought. But I do not intend to give investment advice and certainly not any specific trade ideas. I provide a worldview, and an unconventional one at that. You alone remain responsible for your actions, and whatever you do, you do it at your own risk.

My three favourite assets

My three favourite assets are, in no particular order, gold, gold and gold. After that, there may be silver, and after a long gap of nothing there could be – if one really stretches the imagination – certain equities or commercial real estate.

Why gold?

We are, in my assessment, in the endgame of this, mankind’s latest and so far most ambitious, experiment with unconstrained fiat money. The present crisis is a paper money crisis. The gigantic imbalances that threaten to unravel the system momentarily are the direct consequences of years and decades of artificially cheap credit and easy money, and are simply unfathomable in a hard money system. Take away fiat money and central banks and our current problems would be inexplicable. (If you are still under the widespread but erroneous impression that the gold standard caused the Great Depression you may want to consider that the strictures of hard money were systematically disabled and the disciplinary power of a true gold standard increasingly weakened with the establishment of the Federal Reserve in 1913, and the introduction and spreading of lender-of-last resort central banking in the US financial system. In any case, we are now in the Greater Depression, and this one is entirely the responsibility of central banking and unlimited fiat money.)

Whenever paper money dies, eternal money – gold and silver – stage a comeback. We have already seen a major re-monetisation of gold over the past decade, as the metal again becomes the store of value of choice for many investors. This will continue in my view, and even accelerate.

Gold is money

A frequent allegation against gold is that its non-monetary applications are minor and do not justify the present price, and that gold doesn’t pay interest or dividends, quite the opposite, storing and insuring it incurs running expenses. Gold is an instrument with a negative cash yield.

None of these objections stand up to scrutiny. They are either wrong or irrelevant.

It is investment goods that are supposed to offer cash yields – interest income or dividends. But gold is not an investment good, it is a form of money. Gold is the oldest form of money still considered a monetary asset today, and the only truly global form of money (besides silver but silver is today still more of an industrial commodity than a financial one). Gold is – importantly – inelastic money. It cannot be created nor be destroyed by politicians and central bankers. It can, of course, be taxed and confiscated, and I come to that later.

The main alternative to gold is therefore not bonds, equities and commercial real estate but cash, i.e. state paper money. The person who ‘invests’ in gold is holding money. The cash in your wallet or under your mattress does not give you a cash return either. Neither does gold.

Sometimes I get asked, what if people suddenly stopped considering gold to be a monetary asset and a store of value? Would its price not drop steeply? – That is a fair point. But this applies to your paper money, too. In fact, it applies to paper money more so.

Every monetary asset – whether gold, paper tickets from the state, or electronic book-entries at your bank – receives its value (exchange value or purchasing power) from the trading public, and from nobody and nothing else, not from the state, nor from any non-monetary uses of the monetary asset, if it has any at all. If the public stops treating the item in question as money, or uses it less as money or only at a discount, it looses its monetary value. That is also always the case with state paper money. It is a sign of our hopelessly statist zeitgeist that many people believe that the state ‘assigns’ value to its paper money and somehow supports this value. This is not the case. The truth is that the paper tickets in your wallet have purchasing power (and thus have value beyond their paper content) for one reason and one reason only: the public accepts them as a medium of exchange, the public accepts them in exchange for goods and services. The public also determines what the exact purchasing power of those banknotes is at any moment in time and at any given place. The state does not even back its paper money with anything. If you take your paper tickets to the central bank, what do you get in return? – Change.

Paper monies come and go. In fact, throughout history every experiment with paper money has ended in failure, with over-issuance the predominant cause of death. Pound and dollar are the two oldest currencies around today but through most of their history they were linked to gold or silver, which restricted their issuance. Our system of hundreds of entirely unrestricted local fiat money monopolies dates back only to 1971, at least in its present form. In the 20th century alone, almost 30 hyperinflations of paper monies were recorded.

By contrast, gold has been money for 2,500 years at least. Should you be more concerned about the public not taking your gold any longer, or your paper money?

Gold is hard, apolitical, and global money, supported by an unparalleled history and tradition. That is the asset I want to own when our assorted finance PhDs in the central banks, the bureaucrats in the Treasuries and Ministries of Finance, and our sociopathic welfare politicians have manoeuvred the system to the edge of the abyss. Which is now.

Remember, paper money is always a political tool, gold is market money and apolitical. Paper monies come and go, gold is ‘eternal’ (as far as we can tell presently).

You have to be clear in your mind why you buy gold.

At every moment in time, all your possessions – all your wealth – can be split into three categories: consumption goods, investment goods, and money. For most of your possessions the category is pretty clear: The clothes you wear and the car you drive are consumption goods; your investment funds or your equity portfolios are investments; the banknotes in your drawer are money. For some things it is not so clear: An expensive painting might be an investment but if you hang it in your living room and enjoy looking at it, it is also a long-lasting consumption good. The house you live in could be both but in most cases it is more of a long-lasting consumption good than an investment: you use it up over time, albeit slowly, and you cannot easily liquidate it. You have to live somewhere.

The wealth you are not consuming in the here and now but want to maintain for the future can thus be held in the form of money or investment goods. Money gives you (usually) no return but has other advantages, namely that it allows you to maintain your purchasing power, at least if it is proper, hard money, and simultaneously retain complete flexibility. You are not committing yourself today to any investment good (or consumption good); you remain on the sidelines to wait how things turn out. But as you hold a monetary asset – a store of value and medium of exchange of (almost) universal acceptance – you can re-enter the markets quickly and easily. Somebody will always buy the gold from you in the future (which is far from certain in the case of most of your consumption and investment goods, and also in the case of that other form of money, state paper money).

Why gold now?

It seems that this is an opportune time to be on the sidelines, to be not engaged in the markets for equities, bonds and real estate, or to at least keep one’s exposure to these markets very low, since years and decades of unprecedented money growth have inflated and gravely corrupted the prices of standard investment goods. Sadly, these prices now rely increasingly on the kindness and efforts of manipulating bureaucrats to simply sit still and avoid a painful descent.

Central bankers state – openly and unashamedly – that they now consider it part of their mandate, if not the chief part of it, to keep asset prices at elevated levels and, if possible, even boost them further. Naturally, this will require ever more aggressive money printing and eternally super-low interest rates, and certainly argues against holding much paper money. Those who like to bet on the bureaucrats may claim that it makes sense to hold the very financial assets the prices of which central bankers are manipulating. As long as the central bankers are not ashamed of running the printing presses ever faster, they will simply get their way. Well, even under the rosiest of assumptions, this argument does not support investment in bonds. It could, in principle, be an argument for equities and real estate as ‘real assets’ of a sort but even in respect to these assets I consider it unsound, as I will explain later. Be that as it may, the beauty of gold is precisely that it allows you to remain on the sidelines and keep your powder dry. By holding gold you remove your wealth to a considerable degree from the rigged game of artificially inflated and openly manipulated financial markets. You commit internal capital flight from the fiat money system, and you simultaneously bet on the further debasement of paper money. The bet is this: The central bankers are trapped. The state, the banks, the pension funds, the insurance companies, the investment funds – they all would be in a right mess – or an even deeper mess than they already are – without cheap money from the central bank. Ergo, the policy of super-cheap money will have to continue until the bitter end.

There are a few more things to say about gold but before I do this let us talk about the worst asset.

Bonds – the worst asset class in my view

Bonds are ideal assets for you if you suffer from a financial death wish. Let me put it like this: After 40 years of almost relentless and of late accelerating money production we have too much debt. When you buy bonds you buy debt, and there is a lot of it to go around. And it is not even cheap. In most cases, it is ridiculously expensive, in particular when considering that most of it will never get repaid.

This is especially true of the sovereign bonds of major governments, which are probably among the worst ‘assets’ on the planet, yet are bizarrely still considered ‘safe haven’ assets, a ridiculous concept to begin with. What are the prospects in the long run for government bonds? Remember that most sovereign states are now credit-addicts, desperately relying on low rates and cheap credit to fund their incurable spending habits, and increasingly leaning on their central banks to provide the daily fixes. If the central banks stop printing money and thus stop funding the governments, they go broke. If the central banks keep funding the governments they will have to keep printing money, and this will certainly lead to higher inflation at some point, and that point may even be soon.

As an investor you will ultimately lose money through default or through inflation, and if it is a hyperinflation there will be default at the end of the hyperinflation. For the bond investor the choice is between death by hanging and death by drowning.

If that sounds overly dramatic then ask yourself in what scenario you win or even get your money back. Only if the present policies lead to a slow and steady return to self-sustaining growth that is inflation-free and allows the central banks to slowly and painlessly remove accommodation and deflate their overgrown balance sheets, and if the political class then grows up and gets sensible, departs from its free-spending ways, gets the fiscal house in order, and starts paring back the debt.

Yeah, and pigs might fly!

That this scenario is evidently the basis of much strategizing by professional money managers does not say much about its soundness or even remote probability. It is simply the scenario in which the financial industry comes out unscathed, with its size, reputation and income-stream intact. It is also the one scenario in which you need little money – neither paper money nor gold – but can stay fully invested in equities, bonds and real estate, as the rosy outlook of seamless crisis resolution and onwards growth forever will ultimately justify today’s lofty valuations. This is the scenario the financial industry favours and has an overwhelming desire to believe in – as do all politicians, central bankers and assorted Keynesians and other interventionists. Good luck to all of them! I fear this is wishful thinking rationalized with poor economics.

Every day that the markets are open the US government borrows an additional $4billion, roughly. For 5 years running the country’s budget deficits were considerably in excess of $1 trillion. Britain is among the world’s most highly indebted societies if you combine private and public debt, and despite all the blather in the press about ‘austerity’, the public sector keeps going more into debt. Japan has long been a bug in search of a windshield.

Bond investors may counter that it is all about the timing. Until death arrives, you collect coupons. – Well, hardly. With yields for the bonds of major bankrupt nations now in the 1 to 2 percent range, if that much, there is, in my view, little point in sitting on a gigantic powder keg and hoping the fuse is long enough. When this one blows, the fallout will be substantial.

Why are bonds not selling off?

As David Stockman has pointed out, much of the US Treasury market is not owned but rented. The big primary dealers and many hedge funds hold government bonds as trading positions funded with cheap money from the Fed. That is the true reason for the Fed’s new communications policy. Ben Bernanke now goes so far as to promise to keep rates and therefore the trading community’s funding costs near zero, not only for the near-term, but even beyond the tenure of his own chairmanship at the Fed. The goal is to make sure that these leveraged renters of Treasury debt stay engaged and help funding the state.

Then there are the big bureaucratic asset management entities that have historically always provided a reliable home for government bonds: insurance companies, pension funds, sovereign wealth funds, foreign central banks. Built-in risk-aversion and intellectual inertia are here working in support of over-valued bond markets. Here, the big investment decisions are made by committees of professional fund managers who are often in charge of obscenely large amounts of money. To beat the market and achieve superior returns is an objective located somewhere between the hugely improbable and the completely impossible. They are destined to fail, and in this position of nerve-shredding uncertainty they all cling to the same straws: 1) do what everybody else does; 2) stick to what has worked in the past; 3) stick to the industry’s assumed wisdom, such as ‘never fight the Fed’; ‘government bonds are safe assets because the government can always pay’, and so forth. The last point has no basis in theory and history, and looks increasingly like a heroic assumption today, but that is the fund manager’s line and he is sticking with it.

That government bonds are a safe investment can, of course, not be left a matter of simple opinion but has to be enshrined in the laws of the land, and the state’s rapidly expanding finance constabulary is already working on it. Via legislation and regulation, the state is busily building itself a captive investor base for its own debt.

The state regulates the banks and has long been telling them that if they want to lend their money securely they should give it to the state. Everywhere, state-imposed capital requirements for banks can best be met by buying government bonds. The advantages are obvious: Spanish banks heavily increased their exposure to ‘safe’ Spanish government bonds over the past year, from about 13 percent of their balance sheets to 31 percent. And what is safe for the banks is certainly safe for insurance companies, pension funds and other ‘socially important’ pools of saving. ‘Capital controls’ is such a nasty term. Much nicer to call it ‘regulation’, and the masses have now been sufficiently indoctrinated with the idea that the financial crisis was caused by lack of ‘regulation’ so that the state can now safely and calmly tighten the screws.

I fear that to a large degree this is even welcome by the asset management industry. In an unstable and increasingly uncertain world, being told what to buy lifts a great responsibility of one’s shoulders. Although individually many money managers complain about stifling restrictions and regulations, it is usually the case that any outsized boom industry, when faced with the end of its boom, happily embraces state involvement to avoid getting trimmed back by market forces too harshly. Rather than seeing the return of the ‘bond vigilantes’ who instilled fear and loathing in debtors in the 1970s and 1980s but who roamed the financial landscape of a different age, one in which grown-ups were still allowed to smoke in public, we will most likely be treated to the sad spectacle of timid money mangers being herded into officially sanctioned asset classes by the cocksure financial market police.

All of the above may help explain why expensive assets may keep getting more expensive but these are, in the end, mitigating factors only that will, at the most, postpone the endgame but not change it.

One popular way to rationalize investments in bonds is that they are deflation hedges. Whenever the forces of liquidation and cleansing get the upper hand, bonds do well. This may be the case in the short term but any extended period of deflationary correction must be poison for sovereign bonds in particular: tax receipts will drop, non-discretionary state spending will balloon, and credit risk will rise. The bond market’s pendulum of doom will simply swing from the risk of higher inflation to the risk of default.

Gold versus other ‘real assets’ (equities and real estate)

It is often argued that equities and real estate are also good inflation hedges, and I know many people who prefer them to gold. I see the rationale but disagree with the conclusion. Gold may no longer be cheap because what I explain here has been a powerful force behind gold for a decade. But I would argue that equities and real estate are in general much more overvalued as the current financial infrastructure is designed to channel new money into financial assets and real estate but not into gold, and our financial infrastructure has been operating on these principles for decades. How many people do you know who not only own gold but bought it on loan from their bank? Now ask yourself the same question with respect to real estate. –  Gold is the great ‘under-owned’ asset. Its share in global portfolios is miniscule. It plays hardly any role in institutional asset management.

It is true that during deflationary phases when the inflationary impetus from central banks slackens a bit and the urge of the markets to liquidate comes to the fore again, gold often sells off in sympathy with equities. But I believe that any risk of a more extended period of deflationary correction poses a much bigger problem for equities, and by extension real estate, than for gold.

Additionally, ask yourself how equities and real estate will fare in an inflationary crisis or a currency catastrophe. Which companies will make money, pay dividends or even survive? Which tenants, whether residential or commercial, will keep paying the rent? I am not saying that all these equities and all the real estate will become worthless – far from me to forecast a ‘Mad Max’-style end of civilisation. It is indeed to be expected that certain equities and select pieces of real estate will turn out to be decent instruments for carrying wealth through the valley of tears, and for coming out at the other end with one’s prosperity intact. But which ones? It strikes me that the variance of outcomes is much greater in these hugely heterogeneous, highly inflated and widely held sectors than anything that can come from holding the eternal money and homogenous commodity gold. If you consider any major economic crisis, whether inflationary or deflationary, gold beats equities and real estate in my book. (Equities and real estate are superior to bonds and paper money, however, and this is why I listed them above as potential holdings.)

Additionally, there is one aspect of real estate investing that is, in my opinion, frequently overlooked or underappreciated, and that is this one: Your property is like a marriage agreement with the local taxman, as my friend Tristan Geschex keeps reminding me. The War On Wealth is intensifying, as are the fiscal problems of most states. Both go hand in hand. Real estate is low-hanging fruit for the state, and taxation on it will most certainly increase. What market value and rent-income your property will manage to sustain through the vagaries of the crisis will most probably be subjected to confiscatory taxation from a bankrupt state. The ownership of gold could potentially also be restricted or heavily taxed. This is certainly a risk. But as I said, gold is still the under-owned asset, and there is still a chance that you can find arrangements for your gold holdings that lessen the tax implications. When the winds of change alter the political landscape in your country of residence and bring the War On Wealth to a cinema near you, you may still – if you are quick and lucky – pack your things, take your gold and move somewhere else (as long as they let you), maybe even obtain a different citizenship (as long as they let you), but owning property means having nailed your wealth to the ground and having signed up for whatever the local purveyors of snake-oil (politicians) manage to sell your fellow voters.

Paper money versus gold

Under what scenario would paper money beat gold, i.e. would the paper-money-price of gold drop sharply? – The answer is clear, in my view: If the central banks stopped the printing press and stopped depressing interest rates artificially and fully accepted the consequences for other asset classes and the economy. If the central banks decided to defend the value of their paper money and credibly assigned a greater importance to this objective than to the now dominant ones, which are sustaining a mirage of solvency of banks and states, funding the governments, propping up asset prices, and creating short-term growth spurts.

The big gold bull market of the 1970s ended harshly in 1980, when then Fed-chairman Paul Volcker stopped the printing press, let interest rates shoot up, and looked on as the economy slipped into recession. The paper dollar enjoyed a revival and the gold price tanked.

My view is that this is exceedingly unlikely to happen today. The global financial system is considerably more leveraged than it was 32 years ago, and presently much more dependent on never-ending cheap money from the central bank. In 1980, the total debt of the US government was less than $1 trillion, today the annual budget deficits are bigger than that. The fallout from an end to free money would be huge, and most politicians would deem the consequences inacceptable. Today, there are also no other strategies available that could cushion the impact. In the early 1980s, then-president Reagan countered hard money with an easy fiscal policy, and simply let the budget deficit balloon throughout his tenure. Today, the bond market would be quickly in trouble without support from the central bank, and the government would soon face its very own Greece-moment.

But even if this were indeed to happen, I think that gold would still do better than equities and real estate, and certainly bonds, which would suffer hugely from rapidly rising default risk. The deflationary correction is also a huge threat to the over-stretched banking system, which means you may not want to hold your paper money in form of bank deposits. Again, gold seems to be a decent self-defence asset, even in this scenario.

How to own gold

Personally, I believe one should hold gold in physical form (bars and coins), not through ETFs, derivatives or gold accounts. If one wants to have it held within the banking system (not ideal but there could be reasons for it), one should insist on having it in allocated form, that is, clearly allocated to one’s name and identified by serial numbers. Or, have the gold delivered and keep it in a safety deposit at a bank. Alternatively, there are now a number of specialised asset managers or gold dealers around that offer storage facilities as well.

I think the risk of gold confiscation is small in most countries at present but things may change. The risk of taxation on gold or restrictions on gold ownership is somewhat higher. The safest places to hold gold are probably Switzerland (still) and Singapore at present but if you live in the wrong place or have the wrong passport, having your gold there may not protect you from the long arm of your government when it begins to show interest in your gold. It is no surprise that people who really care about their wealth, which are often people who are very wealthy, now consider changing residency and even changing citizenship as an important component of their estate planning. The last time the US government confiscated private gold, in April 1933, it only grabbed what was held within the territory of the United States, and many people probably kept their gold by simply burying it in the backyard. Believe me, the next time private property will be confiscated, the process will not be handled so amateurishly.

In any case, these are just my opinions. As I said, food for thought….

In the meantime, the debasement of paper money continues.


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Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:23 | 2994994 ClassicCommodity
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The only thing you will want to be in during the transition is: GOLD!! BITCHEZ!

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:35 | 2995012 MillionDollarBogus_
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Gold - you can't eat it, smoke it or collect interest by owning it.

Have to pay a storage fee, or store at your risk.

Cartels control the price.

As the price increases, so does the supply.

Unlike other commodities, like oil or farmland, there is no real need for it.

I sold my supply some time ago, when I came to realize all this, and went long on AAPL, FB and GRPN.





Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:37 | 2995013 ClassicCommodity
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GOLD is going to be repriced so that OIL is cheap relative to GOLD. 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:17 | 2995072 Doña K
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I think the author missed mentioning Agri-land. Tenants will not be paying rent but they have to eat.

Agri-land especially in South America will always feed your family and also produce income.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:34 | 2995109 economics9698
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We know this crap.  Pick the month of the bond market collapse.  That would be worth a read.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:47 | 2995141 Troll Magnet
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totally agreed. gold blah blah blah. silver blah blah. paper money blah blah. tell us something we don't know.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:23 | 2995182 AUD
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Just more Schlichterian bullshit promoting the quantity theory of money.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 02:03 | 2995226 Pinto Currency
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When was the last time you ate, smoked or collected interest on AAPL, FB or GRPN??

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 02:52 | 2995260 Vigilante
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Gold is also nailed down in your country of residence..

Putting it on a plane and hightailing to country x in a time of crisis is a stupid idea.

They will either take it from you here or in the corrupt third world shithole you are escaping to.

I bet on the latter...

Bury it my friend and come back to claim it later..

..or...just take all your cash and bail out now in a developing country with friendly visa rules....white english teachers are always on demand....

You will be surprised to realise that there is no crisis outside the West..

Life goes on as usual....believe me


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:25 | 2995409 samcontrol
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i live in a corrupt third world country,,,,Argentina,,, and it is no shithole, you dreamed your entire life to see what i see out the window every morning...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 08:03 | 2995436 GetZeeGold
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Obviously you've never been to Alaska. That place is feakin want to go anywhere and it's like a 7 hour car drive.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 09:07 | 2995482 hapless
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No way, dude.  GREENLAND is the place you otta be.  Buy as much land in central Greenland as you can.  Sure, it may be under a few thousand feet of ice now, but by the time the SHTF, you'll be able to grow fukkin bananas on it!

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:52 | 2995739 samcontrol
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i skied in Alaska.... too many drunks , i prefer patagonia..

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 05:33 | 2995364 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris long on vodka, vodka, and vodka. Cannot eat or smoke, but when drink, who cares!?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 09:02 | 2995479 GetZeeGold
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If you get bored....I'll trade you some whiskey. We just made it yesterday.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 02:04 | 2998027 Boris Alatovkrap
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What is octane value? If stock in whiskey not just drink, drink, drink, but must drive, too.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:40 | 2995342 FreedomGuy
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I have both, bonds and PM's. At least gold will never fall to zero.

One thing the author does not say but hints at is that gold is spendable everywhere in the world. No exchange rates or conversions. Don't even need language if you flash a gold coin.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:19 | 2995177 jeff montanye
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here's our closest historical parallel (for all the talk of volcker and the '70's and '80's):

and note that this is the long treasury bond.  corporates, mortgage backed, municipals did worse to much worse (didn't have the "high yield sector" like today; individual issues certainly appeared as the depression bankrupted many issuers).

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:34 | 2995193 The Heart
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Mon Cheri, if you watch this horrifying video of the rain in Brazil hitting 14 microsieverts, one has to wonder what is in the ground to raise food in there?

When it seemed like a good escape to go to South America, the sudden factual realization comes that it is MORE radioactive down there than it is in most parts of the world now. And, the unreal horror becomes known that the southern jet streams are sucking down the burned up radiation from japan and it is contaminating everything and everyone down there with what here in this video appears to be massive amounts of radiation in the rains. Here now is this electrifying video.:

And another site to check daily that shows a counter down there to be on the high side of normal most of the time.:

Choose your poison well and call it change, for the last day's of Pompeii are upon us all and there is no escape from this radiation for anyone anywhere!



Mon, 11/19/2012 - 02:55 | 2995262 Vigilante
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Air masses from the north hemisphere trickle very slowly to the south.

90% of any fallout will be in the north.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:46 | 2995348 steveo77
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It will all mix pretty well in 10 years.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 09:13 | 2995485 Vince Clortho
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"On the Beach"

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:26 | 2995411 samcontrol
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cool , you stick to Detroit , i,ll stick to Patagonia..

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 02:48 | 2995075 TruthInSunshine
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Real global economic contraction has already set in with a vengeance, even though governments & their information proxies are (expectedly) doing everything in their powers to prop up the illusion of stability.

Printing fiat (electronically or otherwise) is no longer having any impact whatsoever on stimulating aggregate demand, but in fact, printing fiat along with NIRP & ZIRP (real rate) policies, coupled with massive distrust and resentment of financial institutions, is damaging consumer confidence on an incredible scale.

Central fractional reserve banks are caught in the ultimate paradox: the most potent tools that they possess and have been using most frequently & liberally (pedal to the metal) for 4 years are precisely the things that are undermining their very credibility.

I've never before witnessed more people who have had all confidence destroyed in "the leaders & institutions" to be able to devise any solutions for our current economic freefall, even if many of them can not specificy exactly why this is so.

The ass kicker is that monetary and fiscal policy of the last 4 years has INCREASED indebtedness and leverage in the system, thus setting the table for an even larger unwinding. We've had a 100% debt-fueled illusion of economic growth and false soft recovery for 4 years now.

Those economists, including one very disingenuous or very genuinely wrong Paul Krugman, who are preaching that this is a cyclical rather than structural crisis could not be more wrong.


*Somewhat related:  I do not subscribe to the view that a meltdown-in-a-moment type event will necessarily unfold, nor that WWIII is necessarily imminent.

Rather, I strongly believe we've entered what will be a very Japanese-esque punishing, grinding debasement of living standards (but more pronounced, for reasons too numerous to itemize here), while having to negotiate/contend with fairly common and fairly significant landmines & crises along that painful path.

Some people have in their mind that if a monumental crisis happens, it will happen in an instance, when it's far more likely to consist of a series of crises that take place over a longer period of time.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:23 | 2995087 johnnynaps
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Come on now! That defies simple economics and the laws of matter!

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:42 | 2995021 CH1
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There will be war.

Government cannot allow their errors to be openly seen. The sheep need a foreign devil to hate. One or more will be manufactured.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:21 | 2995081 Doña K
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It may be true about war, but the internet awakening has negated the Motto "My country right or wrong"

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:29 | 2995414 Muessin
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the internet awakening has negated the Motto "My country right or wrong"

Just about one third of world population has access to the internet. For about half of them it is either a rarely used tool or they have only used it since last year.

I see where you're coming from with this, and I support, but it seems to me, internet awakening is like a reverse bubble, it's unpopping right now, and has yet to deflate - which would pump focussed consciousness into mankind.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:41 | 2995200 Anusocracy
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Of course.

The Elites will make Monkey War to hide their criminal incompetence.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:44 | 2995346 FreedomGuy
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I disagree with the automatic war beliefs. It depends on what countries you look at. The problem with war is that it does not always turn out like you expect.

I do think it is likely and autocrats like always to be on a war footing. Keeps the folks in line.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:40 | 2995119 TwoShortPlanks
TwoShortPlanks's picture the end of the day, I can leave a Bullion Manufacturers' imprint in the skull of an Elite or Banker, as a 'Death Card' which successfully expresses my loathing....can your AAPL, FB and GRPN do the same? I think not!

Gold is a weapon too.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:02 | 2995162 AgShaman
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I gave him a northbound greenie.

It was funny

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:24 | 2995329 Banjo
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Gold is a Giffen good. As the price increases there is less supply.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:38 | 2995340 steveo77
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Thats hilarious, I sure hope you are joking

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 05:35 | 2995365 Boris Alatovkrap
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Long on FB? Are you BTFD? or are you TFD!?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:27 | 2995413 samcontrol
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he is kidding.... it is called sarcasm.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 02:05 | 2998029 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris unfamiliar with this kind orgasm.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 08:32 | 2995460 GRsilverking
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Liar!!! You believe the opposite of what you state. You are loaded with metals but you play it safe not to admit. The fact U R on ZH You LOOOOVE GOLD! AZZ-HOLE!

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 09:39 | 2995532 Anasteus
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I appreciate you've finally admitted 'Cartels control the price'. We call it here 'gold price manipulation'.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:38 | 2995697 bilbert
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MDB - looks like without the "/sarc" tag, a LOT of ZH'rs missed the humor.....

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 20:00 | 2997404 zanza
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oh lol

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:52 | 2995035 killallthefiat
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That's too many bolded words for me.  Synopsis please.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:01 | 2995051 goldfish1
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Get gold bitch.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:09 | 2995064 awakening
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Mon, 11/19/2012 - 08:29 | 2995457 Thomas
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That was funny.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 03:03 | 2995270 TwoShortPlanks
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"That's too many bolded words for me. Synopsis please."

In two words; BEND OVER

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:52 | 2995150 m a r c
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1.  If the govt are looking for a source to tax, what is the politically more acceptable option, going after homeowners or going after the <5% that own gold.


2.  In a hyperinflationary environment, your mortgage will effectively go to zero - so while you may not be able to rent it out, you still have a real asset and now, no debt.  And if you are on a fixed rate your repayments remain the same while the value is inflated away.


A combination of gold, silver, RE and commodities will probably do better than any single class.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:53 | 2995154 BraveSirRobin
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I once read a story about a guy who was a GI in 1946 in post WWII Japan. You can hardly think of anything more post-apocalyptic than post-WWII Japan.

In any event, this guy got a three-day pass and wanted to go out and have a good time; get some girls and such. So, he had this 18k gold pocket watch his grandfather had given him, and he decided to hock it at a pawn shop. The pawn broker looked it over and told the GI he did not want it. The GI insisted, “But it's a gold watch. It must be worth something.” The pawn broker said, "Yes, it is a very fine gold watch, but everyone wants to sell gold. No one wants to buy gold."

His Sargent set him straight, and sent him back out in town with 2 packs of cigs, and couple of chocolate bars, and two cans of spam. He spent three days in debauchery and had a wonderful time.

The point is, when it all really falls to pieces, gold is worthless. You cannot eat it, or use it to defend yourself, or do anything else with it. Anyone who has it, and has nothing else, will be trying to unload it for things they can use to survive.

Horde all the gold you want, but if you really think the end is near, better to by lots of ammunition, booze, wine, beer, canned meats, toilet paper, soap, shampoo, MRE's, plant seed, and the like. You could buy a life time’s supply of soap, shampoo, toilet paper, and booze. These items will keep almost indefinitely, and you will need to buy it eventually, anyway. If you need some, you do not need to go to the store, just go down to the basement and get what you need. If only “mild” inflation hits, you will still make out nicely as you will have bought when prices were low.

But don’t let people know you have this stash. If they know you have it, they will rush right past your little stack of gold and go right for the stuff they can use.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:41 | 2995201 Dexter Morgan
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OK, good idea.  I have $90,000 of Fed notes to do something with.  I can't eat them, either.  I will buy soap.  And a gun and bullets to guard my soap.  Thank you.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 08:01 | 2995434 francis_sawyer
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He ^^^ was not the least bit fraid to be mashed into a pulp...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 03:53 | 2995294 Al Gorerhythm
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Hmmmm. That's fine for small holders. The big guys will reverse into bonds or real estate, using their stash as capital to re-up.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 09:42 | 2995540 Miss Expectations
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I'm going to call bullshit.  You telling me that he couldn't have taken his watch to the brothel, gotten 3 days of debauchery and gotten change?  What kind of asshole would trade their grandfather's 18k gold watch for debauchery anyway?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 03:59 | 2995309 Al Gorerhythm
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Methinks this chap should do some research on how much silver is being used as savings in 1 oz pandas, eagles, kookas and phillies before making a statement that silver isn't being saved as money. Silver is outpacing gold on a dollar basis everywhere you look. Gold bitchez, but silver, streaks. Get you some of both.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:37 | 2995335 steveo77
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Yep, a bit o platinum doesnt hurt either

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 09:14 | 2995487 BeerBrewer09
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.9999 maples, bitchez.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:24 | 2994996 Newsboy
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If you or I can work out how to survive without money, while there still is money, we will have that leg-up when there is not money.

I'm finding the problem to be complex, myself.

How about you?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:07 | 2995311 Al Gorerhythm
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I'm on one acre and other than toiletries and cooking oil and energy, I'm pretty much self-sufficient. Honey, vegies, table birds and eggs and fish when the weather is kind. Cash for fuel and taxes (bastards) is all that I have to concern myself with. Oh, I'm on the grid but soon to change that around. It's a 5 year project so far and couldn't be less concerned. It takes just a single step to get it rolling. I suppose you could buy into a going concern to reduce the time span which I think is a factor worth considering today. How long have you got?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:44 | 2995345 steveo77
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Yep, same gig, I have 2 acres, beautiful soil, and at the headwaters of a major river, great water supply.   Will have my own batter backup PV system, next year.    Got my own septic, and 2 primary sources of heat that are off grid.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:41 | 2995343 steveo77
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It is actually pretty simple.

But hard to implement while also trying to make a living to pay for all the things you need to be obtaining.

Also, stack health, muscle, knowledge.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:33 | 2995417 petolo
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There is all kinds of knowledge available in the nursing homes and from the elderly who know all abpout austerity and making do with the gifts from Mother Nature, the scrapyard and other people's throwaways. Being an old country fart myself, i would gladly share my learnin for free. i could be forced to accept an ounce of silver on the third offer, however.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:29 | 2995002 Payne
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more money to grab in pension accounts and real estate than in Gold holdings even with gains.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:09 | 2995315 Al Gorerhythm
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Aren't they doing that today? That's what the TARP was all about. Transfering real estate bonds of zero value over to the taxpayer at par value. 


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:49 | 2995425 Bobbyrib
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If there is a currency crisis the government will go after anything of value to keep the state afloat. During a currency crisis, pension accounts will not have any value. Real estate is valuable if you are able to sell it, or trade it for something. Who would purchase or trade for real estate if the government started to grab land from people?

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:30 | 2995004 augustus caesar
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Most likely highly advanced digital currencies linked to hard commodities will be the future.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:32 | 2995006 Orly
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Commodities like oil, wheat, copper and rare-earth metals.  Gold, not so much.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:42 | 2995014 augustus caesar
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Exactly, materials used for consumption and production with relatively inelastic demand.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:12 | 2995069 Oh regional Indian
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Could not agree more.

Replace Fungible with Edible in the must have characteristics of the future of currency.

Well, or you could say Fungus-ible too.

But might flash, raise hopes and then.... crickets.

Wheat, the other, better Gold.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:12 | 2995070 Doña K
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You mean silver?

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:34 | 2995010 hayesy316
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If you absolutely insist on being a goldbug, I would recommend matching your gold stores pound for pound with lead to protect it. But I still think you're all grossly oversimplifying the realities of a hypothetical post-monetary Mad Max-style landscape if you honestly think having gold will protect you.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:45 | 2995026 Orly
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Exactly my rant about the post-Apocalyptic scenarios expressed here.  I didn't see Mel Gibson lugging around a giant satchel full of gold coins.  He had a shotgun, his brains, (his incredible good looks...) and a motorised vehicle.  And what was the search about in the films?


Think about it.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:10 | 2995039 augustus caesar
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In the Post-Apocalyptic FutureTM you hedge against the threat of Lord Humongous, not inflationary governments.

Required reading material.

The Post-Apocalyptic Young Gentleman's Motor Club

For the savvy investors, look into tanker trucks of gasoline.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:12 | 2995172 AgShaman
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oh gots problems

don't forget your SPF 35

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:00 | 2995048 Intoxicologist
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And, um, that was a Hollywood movie.  No one's hair or makeup are dishevled either.  No one ever stinks or has bugs.  In the meanwhile, in reality, some of us do what we can to be self-sufficient, and having gold or silver is a means of preserving our hard-earned money.  It is just one thing among a myriad of measures to plan for the future.

What's so hard to understand about that?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:11 | 2995066 Orly
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"What's so hard to understand about that?"

First, it is illogical.  What are you going to do with a stack of coins?  How will you be able to "protect your hard-earned money" when a gang of thieves over-runs your house and has their way with the women-folk before setting the place ablaze?

To me, having a slew of gold is worse than useless in that scenario because it basically begs for you to be beaten down and stripped of everything, whereas no one will pay any attention to little old me because I am growing beets out of a box in my back yard.

And everyone hates beets.

Second, as a medium of exchange, it is very limited.  What are you going to do, trade a gold coin for five silver ones only to trade it back?  If you came to me with a gold coin for my beets, I would look at you like you were nuts.  I would trade for some leather or kerosene or some nuts- but certainly not for a coin.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:24 | 2995091 Angry White Dude
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I think the argument "What are you gonna do, trade a gold/silver coin for ____?" is rather too dismissive. In a scenario where fiat currency is not accepted for trade, it seems most likely that utilitarian items (ammo, booze, cigarettes, food, tools, etc.) will be the primary means of every day trade, but that PMs will be non-exclusive stores of wealth. Gold has always been valued as a store of wealth over time, and I'm betting on that. Sure, I think there will be liquidity issues, and that a huge issue will be determining how one can trust the purity of PMs, etc., but those have always been issues, yet PMs have sustained their role.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:42 | 2995124 WestVillageIdiot
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"There is no gold in Aqaba.  There is only this worthless paper."

Even in the middle of the desert, Anthony Quinn's character, in Lawrence of Arabia, wanted gold.  There was no Walmart, Macy's or Abercrombie and Fitch but all he wanted was the motherflogging gold.  How can that be explained? 

He wasn't looking for borscht, bitchez. 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:19 | 2995179 AgShaman
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I stockpile booze....for barter scenerios

Mainly vodka and rum.

If it never pans out that way....I will find a use for it

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:31 | 2995415 samcontrol
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wines and whiskey...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:48 | 2995144 Intoxicologist
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You missed my point.  A stack of fiat dollars is better than some silver or gold coins?  Really?  I'm talking about wealth preservation in a non-obtuse way.  A gang of thieves could overrun your house for your dollars, or your beets,  just as easily as my former boat-accident-laden silver coins, for what it's worth.

You make it sound like anyone who holds PM's has a Vegas Strip-like advertisement mentality surrounding their home,or their holdings. 

I raise chickens and some vegetables.  I have other stuff to barter if things go awry.  I have water that I don't need electricity to access.  I can pick off a deer on my property if I really get hungry. I have cash as well.  I hold PM's as a backup just in case.  It's called diversity.

am  the womanfolk at my house, and I dare anyone to try and take anything from me. 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:37 | 2995196 Kimo
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"A gang of thieves could overrun your house for your dollars, or your beets"

Beets???? Do you even read, what your wrote?

Well equiped commandos will be risking their lives for significant wealth... not beets.  Beets do not sustain the lifestyle of those organized to do systematic overrunning.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 03:54 | 2995296 Manthong
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That gang of thieves is going to be real surprised when they run up against someone who is better trained and armed than the nearest half dozen police departments and is pissed off enough about everything that he welcomes some willing targets.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 11:44 | 2995886 MachoMan
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Not only better trained and armed, but better prepared...  pinch points, natural obstacles, motion detection, fixed shooting points, knowledge of terrain....  you know they're there before they do and you're just waiting on them to cross the threshold.  Eventually with enough trials, your methods will get figured out and you'll be back at skill vs. skill (and eventually you'll be at a sizeable numbers disadvantage)...  but, for an undetermined period of time (that may be extended by a few courses of action and skill), you'll have a very significant advantage over people wandering around in search of things to rape and/or steal...  although, only if you take the time and effort to properly prepare.

The whole point is about doing the things you can to increase your advantages...  in every conceivable category.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:15 | 2995178 hairball48
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You clearly don't understand the role of gold and silver in a real economy when paper money goes bust. 

Suppose the owners of leather and nuts don't want your fucking beets? The leather owners need gold(coins, bullion)  to buy chemicals they need to process leather, and so on. Basic Econ 101

There will be lots of "barter" going on after the collapse of the dollar, but it won't be a full out "barter economy".

The greatest danger will be the government intervening in the free trade of gold. e.g. confiscation, taxing, etc.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:44 | 2995204 Kimo
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When lives are cheap, less middle men are a big advantage.  You take the nuts, and trade for beets.  Then go home where you are relatively safe.  There will gossip enough about silver/gold trades that went bad... very bad.  Welcome to the apocalypse.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:06 | 2995310 Cosimo de Medici
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Orly, as Sun Tzu said, "It is better to be a Danish cartoonist than to cast aspersions on shiny metals", or something like that.

It's faith.  Faith that five thousand years of dead people can't possibly be wrong.  Faith that the seven billion now comfortable in their belief in fiat will suddenly be won over and worship those with a few coins (even though rattled Weimar Germans gave up fiat for...another fiat).  Faith that the Monster Box, and not the meek, will inherit the Earth (and all the hot babes in it).  Faith that the dealer selling them a "sure thing, to da moon" for "worthless" fiat isn't like a Mullah promising others 72 virgins if they, and not him, are the ones who strap a bomb to their undies and blow themselves up.

Hedge is what an atheist does in a foxhole;  PMs are a faith all unto their own.  They still burn witches and apostates, you know, or at least they want to do so.  You suffer from a lack of faith.  Perhaps you know that both fiat and shiny metals are worthless in the end, just as some know both Allah and Jesus were either lunatics or liars.  You just go with the wind, depending on how it blows.  Yours is the curse of the rational mind.  Hedge against irrationality, but maintain your lack of faith and you'll likely come out on top.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:01 | 2995050 fonzannoon
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mad max scenario is a cop out. but i think hyperinflationary scenario where everyone becomes broke except gold bugs who are now riding around in luxury yachts with hookers like biggie and puff daddy is a cop out too. It's going to be nasty all around. You can only hope the people put in charge after it breaks apart are the right people. I don't have a lot of faith in that.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:29 | 2995102 Harbanger
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"You can only hope the people put in charge after it breaks apart are the right people."

Obama will be in charge when and after it breaks apart.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:36 | 2995113 tmosley
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People who have capital to deploy when others have none will always do well.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:44 | 2995130 WestVillageIdiot
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Peasant #1:  "Lord Rothschild, I have brought you a wagon full of beets.  Now, give me a house."

Lord Rothschild:  "Go fuck yourself." 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:49 | 2995145 tmosley
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We're talking about money, not goods, for one thing.  For another, farmers do very well in hyperinflation, as their debts are wiped out and their wares increase in price much faster than anything else.

The earth is not a monopsony.  It takes a special kind of retard to make that kind of assumption.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:01 | 2995161 WestVillageIdiot
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My point Mosley was that the lords of the world have watned gold, not beets, for 5,000 years.  They didn't take over the world by fractional lending of beets.  Any scenario where beets are worth more than gold is a world that is probably beyond any of us, anyhow. 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 01:27 | 2995188 AgShaman
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beets......good grief.

Why doesn't she just post a sign in her yard reading:

"I don't have any gold....actually, I don't have anything anyone would want...try the neighbors"

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:37 | 2995334 stacking12321
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they are chock full of vitamins and minerals, go great in a salad, and are a must-have for making borscht.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 08:04 | 2995438 Treason Season
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And they're good for detoxing radaition not to mention facial wrinkles but you gottta steam them to get the full effect.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 21:47 | 2997659 akak
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Because they taste like fucking dirt and moldy leaves, that's why!

And don't tell me "Oh, but you've never tasted mine!"  They ALL taste like a fucking compost pile, every damned perverted impossibly-magenta one of them.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:52 | 2995152 Karlus
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Look, Romans, Egyptians, Juden and even Aztecs with their asses hanging out wanted the metal. Which is not even mentioning the Spaniards and various Europeans that killed everyone to get it.

Bottom line: Civilization or not, men always want gold.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 02:00 | 2995209 Incubus
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Men want gold 'cos women like shiny things.

Pussy > gold


Can't fight the way we're wired.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:38 | 2995118 CrimsonAvenger
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Agreed. The idea is to be hedged against likely outcomes - gold does that for many (not all) scenarios, and should be buttressed with lead, gardens, potable water, etc.

Another facet to the discussion is the time frame. I don't expect gold to be worth a great amount immediately after a major econ event, but by the time things settle down, my kids or grandkids could benefit handsomely from it.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:47 | 2995137 WestVillageIdiot
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In a scenario where gold has no value, lead will probably have little value, too. 

I worked in I.T. for a long time.  Disaster Recovery planning always pissed me off.  Every time you had a reasonable plan some asshole would pipe in with, "well, what if blah blah blah happens?"  Their question was so farfetched that I would just roll my eyes and say, "in that scenario we are all dead, anyway.  It's not going to matter if I get the fucking email back online." 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:09 | 2995054 Ineverslice
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yes, in the search for petrol, 12 guage shells tops the list! Canned food second (Dinty-Dog even).

Good stuff Orly.


 never seen anyone beat the snake before.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:28 | 2995100 Bad Attitude
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Buy bullets, bitchez.

You need bullets and a brain to defend yourself and your gold. You need food to feed yourself - you can't eat gold. And honestly, you better hope it never gets so bad that you need those bullets.

Unfortunately, I believe our political leadership will continue to try to print their way out of this mess, and fail spectacularly. When the SNAP cards and Obama Phones stop working, there will be a lot of hungry people looking for a little "social justice."

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:48 | 2995143 WestVillageIdiot
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On the bright side, we all die only once. 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:29 | 2996560 XitSam
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The popular expression is "You only live once." But now that you mention it "You only die once," is a nice comeback.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:56 | 2995432 samcontrol
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muy problem with most here is the timeline for such end of the financial world where we need bullets..

I lived in the States as a kid,,, the theme in the days was national debt...and lobster was at 4.99......
They will print and inflate for a long time to come, why should it end NOW?
I can see the market fall as in2008 but no more that . We see s and p 5000 beofre bullets,,, guaranteed.well almost...

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:39 | 2995017 reader2010
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The problem with gold is you can't eat it. So you assume there will be plenty of food that you can buy using gold?

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:43 | 2995022 ClassicCommodity
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There will always be a medium of exchange. You will always get something nice in return for GOLD. But yes. Long food and ammo as well. 

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:49 | 2995030 reader2010
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what if " a medium of exchange" is food itself?

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:55 | 2995038 Orly
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Square-foot Gardening by Mel Bartholomew.  Best PBS show of all time.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 02:03 | 2995228 MisterMousePotato
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Wish I could give you fifty up arrows just so people get interested enough to check it out. I've actually gone Mel even better: Vertical gardening. You can feed a family of four in a tennis court sized plot.

Year round if you can figure out how to build something transparent that will withstand snow and how to heat it.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 03:52 | 2995292 iamgogi
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I got 9 people to feed. I will need acres of these boxes to produce anything worth the effort. It will be simpler for me to take it from someone, like a little beet farmer. Even in the deepest, darkets middle ages, gold and silver was still prized and used as medium of exchange. At the worst of Weimar hyperinflation, anyone holding a gold coin could buy the whole store of food, several homes, and beer for a year. You can keep your beets, I can smell them a mile away, and you will not be able to protect your garden. People will always take gold, as long as they have hope for a brighter future.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:49 | 2995730 msmith9962
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Im experimenting with Hugelkultur and a few fruit trees.  Check this out and google/youtube Sep Holzer.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:38 | 2996615 XitSam
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Interesting. Thanks.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:49 | 2995732 msmith9962
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Im experimenting with Hugelkultur and a few fruit trees.  Check this out and google/youtube Sep Holzer.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:23 | 2995086 GeorgeHayduke
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At that point survival skills and social skills well beyond stashing food will be quite essential. Luck will play a huge role too. Adaptability too.

If we do end up at the calorie economy level all bets are off as to what to have now to help you then. Let's look at a few "what if's" since that's where you're heading:

Food? What if the starving folks near you notice that you look healthier and more well fed than them? What if they don't respect your private property and just take it from you? (yeah, I know everyone's a badass with tons of ammo who can stay up 24/7 to hold off the hordes easily).

Land? What if wandering gangs seeking out hoarders on their homesteads find you and decide to take that land for themselves? (Yeah, I know, guns and ammo will keep them back.)

By that point either Mother Nature or the people themselves will have dropped the population drastically. Maybe giving up on possessions all together and adopting a wandering lifestyle will be the best option.

Personally, I think gold will prove quite valuable between now and the time we might arrive at a calorie economy, unless a solar flare hits suddenly. I obviously could be wrong.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:46 | 2995028 tony bonn
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" The safest places to hold gold are probably Switzerland (still) and Singapore "

absolute unmitigated bankster horseshit.....switzerland is awash in lawsuits filed against its biggest banks by depositors whose allocated gold accounts were stolen by the banks and government....this news has been censored by national officials but is a very rancorous affair involving billions upon billions in bankster gold heists more than likely sanctioned by the government.....

switzerland's criminal banking system rivals only that of wall street and london.....

singapore is a place to have your privacy looted since it has no privacy bond are a walking stool pigeon to place your property in singapore....

clearly the purpose of this article is to foment gold purchases for keeping in gold strapped switzerland who is caught up in the naked shorts game by the big wall street banks....

buy gold but do not store it in switzerland.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:52 | 2995034 augustus caesar
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I feel the same way.

Something tells me the Swiss and Singaporeans aren't particularly fond of the idea of dying to protect their newly minted immigrants' assets.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:59 | 2995041 AGuy
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Nor would they care if the gold held for clients 3000 miles away is consfiscated for domestic needs in WTSHTF.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:46 | 2995133 TruthInSunshine
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Argentina, although not harped on by the author, is a fantastic example of the potential (some would dare say likely) powder keg that will be set alit, as more and more people from more and more countries correctly surmise that their government is either corrupt and in bed with a larger global coordinated power or ineffectual in being able to safeguard not only the sovereign rights its of citizens, but their very physical property and liberties.

Just a year or so ago, I thought widespread revolution in Europe and the the western hemisphere as being unlikely. I'm not nearly as sure of this anymore.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:47 | 2995140 Tinky
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Argentina is not remotely comparable to Switzerland or Singapore.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 02:11 | 2995163 TruthInSunshine
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I didn't say it was, nor didn't mean to imply it.

I was expanding the sovereign issue beyond the purview of gold, and speaking to larger issues of sovereign turmoil.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 08:04 | 2995437 samcontrol
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excuse my very basic english but what is your point on Argentina? it will blow first? She blew already many times , the new generation WILL Not blow.... they actually like the change.. i mean why not, have ten kids and live off the government..glad i,m not paying...

I have land, wines and whiskey , like for an entire city...
inflation up they go....
time up they go..... or more yummy, you choose.

besides my " normal portfolio" , i,m 50% cash there, 10 % pms , bla lalala.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:18 | 2995406 smacker
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I think the possibility of widespread revolution across Europe will only happen if/when enough people in a single country conclude that they've nothing else to lose ...having lost almost everything already.

Greece and Spain are moving towards that. But Germany, UK, France and most others are a long way from that point. IMHO.

Starting a revolution simply because people now believe their *democratic* government is utterly corrupt and incompetent rarely enters into the equation. IE: it becomes a very personal and selfish decision based upn one's own circumstances.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:15 | 2995071 Tinky
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You are making the same mistake as others have on this topic. Why do you assume that gold is held only through banks in Switzerland? There are private companies that acquire and store for individuals, and they are completely outside of the banking system.

Furthermore, the notion that "billions upon billions" of privately held gold has been stolen by banks, yet not reported because of "censorship", is preposterous.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:26 | 2995078 augustus caesar
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@ Tinky

If you store money in Switzerland or Singapore you are subject to the laws of the land as determined by their local governments, which, funnily enough, aren't that sovereign when a country with absolutely dominant military power comes a-knockin' looking for the assets of their serfs. But if you don't believe me, hey go ahead and try, might have some trouble though as most foreign companies won't even touch Americans' assets with a ten foot pole ... and remember don't try to transfer more than $3,000 at once. Ha.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:28 | 2995101 Tinky
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First of all, if the Swiss were to allow governments of foreign countries to come in and abscond with gold held by private individuals, their economy would collapse. It would be economic suicide, and won't happen.

Secondly, why on earth do you believe that the U.S. government – which is essentially owned by monied interests – would confiscate gold when that very same group owns the vast majority of it? 


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:30 | 2995104 Tinky
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"...most foreign companies won't even touch Americans' assets with a ten foot pole..."

Complete nonsense.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:36 | 2995110 augustus caesar
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Ignorance truly is bliss.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:16 | 2995074 awakening
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Agreed, applies for anywhere except where you can get your hands upon it yourself without a counterparty risk (presuming it still in a safe deposit box, if people are dumb enough for it, there is no guarantee that in an emergency you will be able to get to that box).

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 03:59 | 2995308 iamgogi
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Its is best to diversify your gold storage. My idea of diversification? Big hole in the back yard, big hole in the front yard. Cash in the house for diversion. When the bad guys come a-knockin, you gotta give them some crap so they will leave and assume they took everything.

Sun, 11/18/2012 - 23:55 | 2995040 Pejorative Requiem
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A spate of posts this Sunday night that try to take the eye of the new dominance at ZH: politburo speakerphone cockroaches who loath the US and its' allies. Kinda getting sick of the anti Israel thing and Russia Today sycophants. Currency meltdown? Only half as interesting as seeing this site taken over by a plebescite enamored with a Machiavellian switch-back: the means (dissent) justifies the end (which goes wholly unguessed at). Here's a little cliche' for you who hate the US and Israel: be careful what you wish for.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:03 | 2995056 Orly
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I don't know.  Seems like well-rounded opinions from contributors and opposing ideas going on here.  The contributors spent all day writing this stuff, so it is only logical to post it on Sunday night.

There were three or four posts on precision strikes from the IDF and one "from the other side."  Maybe we should all toe the line and be glad when the MSM tells us what we need to know?  Speaking of being careful what one wishes for...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:28 | 2995098 Pejorative Requiem
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In the end, a blog site is not simply dentified by it's posts, but also by the predominant bent in its' comments. And one shouldn't rely on the MSM for anything...... no wish even comes into play in that regard.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:42 | 2995127 Orly
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Well, that's where your BS filter would come in.  Don't forget that there are lots of people reading in the background and don't comment because there are vulgar retorts or the same-old, same-old "Gold, Bitchez!" or it's all the JOOz doing.  Pay no attention to that stuff and read the comments that at least have some clear thought behind them instead of the tried-and-true slogans that come and go on the whims of the day.

It's all a bunch of rehypothecated Jew propaganda to get me to sell my gold anyway.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:25 | 2995092 Race Car Driver
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Mon, 11/19/2012 - 03:23 | 2995280 IllusionOfChoice
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This is funny. How many positive things can you name about Israel or the US supporting it?

Most people here don't hate the US, they are just tired of the way our government has been conducting itself of late.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 14:21 | 2996338 kwality
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Considering you've been on here for just over a year, I would recommend that you curb your tongue on who is taking over what.   This site and many posters and lurkers have been here (and at blogspot!!)  much longer than you, supporting the quest to break free of economic tyranny and disinformation by the ruling class.   Perhaps another media outlet such as the Huffington Post would be more your speed. 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:08 | 2995059 Cabreado
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Projecting the relative value of gold in the context of failure neglects Control, which is the reason this conversation exists.


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:11 | 2995067 ComeAndTakeIt
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When the dollar collapses, with who/where do people plan on trading their gold? How is gold going to be valued in a situation where the dollar is completley worthless?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:21 | 2995082 awakening
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You got it all backwards, gold is not valued in dollars but dollars are valued in gold ($1 = x fractions of a troy ounce of Au).

When the dollar collapses ($1 not being worth a single atom of Au) then gold still retains its value, just that people will need to find something else to trade for that gold in lieu of the $ they have in their possession.

Note: substitute $ for your choice of currency, be it USD or otherwise.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:24 | 2995089 Pool Shark
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"How is gold going to be valued in a situation where the dollar is completley worthless?"

Probably like this:


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:36 | 2995116 Angry White Dude
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Depends on how bad things get in terms of "law and order" and what becomes the de facto currency in a given area. Under a scenario where the US/state governments lose effective control over a region, and we revert to a barter system, then I think gold will only be traded for major transactions, like homes, farms, large stores of goods, etc. Situation I envision is someone wanting to move away and sell their house or farm, and they trade it for gold due to its portability. Or someone buying a herd of cattle or something. But if you have something like a breakup of the USSR, I think gold will just be valued in whatever the new fiat currency is that replaces the USD... 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:27 | 2995073 augustus caesar
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When the Annunaki come those hoarding gold will have the last laugh for sure.

Also, Detlev isn't a bad guy, his book Paper Money Collapse is actually fairly good considering the subject matter.

But ... being a bond manager he tends to have a lack of imagination regarding potential future developments.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:19 | 2995077 mess nonster
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I read the whole damn thing... not. So I'll sum it up for those of you who didn't have the stamina to wade through it all.

"I like gold."

There you have it.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:19 | 2995079 Peacefundamentalism
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Rather than Hollywood B films, I think it´s wiser to base economic decisions on historical fact. As far as I can tell Gold has maintained purchasing power across all times and places.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:26 | 2995093 Ineverslice
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If one is lucky enough to successfully hold gold through a "financial meltdown", it's greatest value will be realized

after it is past down to our then i think the coast may be clear.  Until then friends, will be

ruff sailin'.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:26 | 2995094 SpykerSpeed
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While I love gold, and I think it will never go away as a store of value, Bitcoin is a superior money.  It has several advantages over gold, including the fact it's instantly transmitable over distances (internet), impossible to fake (unlike gold which can be filled with tungsten), and most importantly it is impossible to steal with physical force.  Bitcoin is protected by powerful 256 bit encryption.  So a government can't simply break into your house and get your bitcoin like they can your gold.  Other advantages of Bitcoin:  it's extremely divisible (each bitcoin can be broken into 100 million parts, unlike a dollar which can only be broken into cents), it is impossible for any government to shut down the Bitcoin network because it's entirely decentralized P2P software, and there will only be 21,000,000 bitcoins - ever.  The software makes it impossible to add more coins, and anyone who attempts to do this will be rejected by the network.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:33 | 2995106 Tinky
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"impossible to fake (unlike gold..."

Where do you people come up with this nonsense? Anyone with half a brain and a $150 device can ascertain whether or not gold is real.

Oh, and good luck using your Bitcoins when the grid goes down.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:36 | 2995112 SpykerSpeed
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Bitcoins don't rely on "the grid" to be maintained.  If internet services go down temporarily, you'll still have all your bitcoins when it returns.  I've got a USB stick with ~500 dollars worth of bitcoins sitting on my desk now, totally disconnected from any power source.  Second, not everyone has the devices needed to determine if gold is real or not.  Almost everyone has a smartphone/PC.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:41 | 2995122 Tinky
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Good luck spending your Bitcoin for land or commodities, etc. It's nowhere near mature enough to be comparable to precious metals.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:43 | 2995128 SpykerSpeed
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I don't know why you're being antagonistic about this.  I even opened my first post with a disclaimer that I think gold will remain a good store of value.  I just don't think gold has what it takes to be as-good a money as Bitcoin, and I gave several valid reasons why.

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