Monday Humor: Sex Sells... Japanese Bonds

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As many prepare for the imminent demise of the JPY (courtesy of Abe's aggression), Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg reminds us of possibly the greatest (and most unbelievably hilarious) financial advertisement ever. From our friends across the ocean, "Men that own government bonds are popular with the ladies!" Don't believe its real? Bloomberg story here.



(h/t Mike Krieger)

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Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:50 | 2996838 Parrotile
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The Government may be "working on the economy", but methinks a good analogy would be the "Crash Team" in your local Hospital "working on" a very-much-beyond-resuscitation former person, 'cause they HAVE to be SEEN to be DOING SOMETHING.

An alternative viewpoint is yes, they ARE working on the economy - but the goals they seek do not (necessarily) co-incide with goals that are to your benefit. A LOT of Corporate money went into Obama's re-election campaign: Those donors no doubt are expecting a good return on their investment.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:22 | 2996748 EmmittFitzhume
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Another content-free message brought to you by MDB

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:31 | 2996780 SokPOTUS
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Dudes will tell *any* lie to get laid.  I had a buddy in college - no better looking than I - and as much of a business major conservative as I was - who racked up score after score after score.  Meanwhile, I got a nibble just now and again.

Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and asked him what the hell he was doing that was working so well.

His M.O. was to pretend that he was a big Lib...this was '83-'86 time frame...and since he was a new wave music fan, he could talk the talk...

It was nothing but a selfish, cynical ploy to score.

Worked like a charm on stupid, liberal college women.  I adopted some of his schtick to raise my 'batting average', so to speak, but I just couldn't bring myself to be that shameless.

Of course, he's married now as am I; both to conservative women.  The liberal ones were just cannon fodder to use and abuse.




Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:50 | 2996839 slackrabbit
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and god bless them!

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 17:07 | 2996889 Diogenes
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No one ever fantasized about being ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 17:54 | 2996983 Sands8oo
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I buy silver and regularly wack some of the hottest pussy on the planet

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 19:50 | 2997370 Freewheelin Franklin
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stop freaking out about the economy – the government is working on it


Um, yeah. That's what we are worried about.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 22:57 | 2997789 Ass_Hat
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...Come to think of it....I can't remember the last time a hotty asked me about my favorite brand of piss filter or even laughed at any of my Eddie Willers jokes.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 22:57 | 2997790 Ass_Hat
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...Come to think of it....I can't remember the last time a hotty asked me about my favorite brand of piss filter or even laughed at any of my Eddie Willers jokes.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 23:01 | 2997798 Ass_Hat
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...Come to think of it....I can't remember the last time a hotty asked me about my favorite brand of piss filter or even laughed at any of my Eddie Willers jokes.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:50 | 2996662 Frederic Bastiat
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BJs for JGBs!!

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:18 | 2996501 economics9698
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Herding the sheep into the slaughter stockade. 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:15 | 2996484 redpill
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Dude you are getting creepy.  Stop talking about Karl Rove, really.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:19 | 2996504 economics9698
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The dude has a boner for Rove.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:20 | 2996513 Hippocratic Oaf
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Me love ya long bond

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:21 | 2996517 NewThor
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Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:40 | 2996626 kaiserhoff
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Barry has the hots for Rove and has joined ZH?  Who knew?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:33 | 2996581 SMG
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You seem to have some sort of man crush on Karl.  Perhaps you should write him a love letter and tell him how you feel.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:39 | 2996619 blunderdog
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Karl Rove's criminal and scum and all that, but "war criminal" is a pretty easily disprovable claim.  The guy never held any real *government* power at all. 

He was just an enabler of war criminals.

Ya oughta find a new schtick.  Your contributions certainly aren't doing anything to help the public discourse.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:13 | 2996715 Ignatius
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Nice how you slipped that in there. 

I got the same warm fuzzy as when the guy told Cheney to go f*ck himself.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 17:22 | 2996928 knightowl77
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ummmm I think Cheney told Senator Leahy to go F$#% himself on the Senate floor....I actually approved of that

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:09 | 2996468 Popo
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Well, considering that ZeroHedge doesn't actually "sell" ads, and they're all just served via Google.  It takes nothing to get the advertisers.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:29 | 2996553 NewThor
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I always wonder is Zerohedge CIA or KGB or MOSSAD or Northern Illuminati or Goldman Sachs undercover headfake or other.

Occam's Razor says Tyler Durden "probably" isn't Batman, but that stupid razor ain't always right.


who knows?

MAYBE he is Hyrum Graff (Played by Harrison Ford in the upcoming 'Ender's Game')

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:43 | 2996640's picture

Tyler's identity is out there if you look for it. The site is registered with a Bulgarian address. Those folks are extremely civilized.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:57 | 2996677 NewThor
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I'm a HUGE fan of Tyler.


Father always said

"Trust no one."

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:01 | 2996690's picture

So true. Although Tyler isn't one, he is many.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:20 | 2996486 BKbroiler
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Tyler = Drudge...

Wasn't always this way.  The blogspot years and the first couple on here the discussions were a lot more highbrow, smart people, some partisan as fuck, but the exchanges were awesome.  Cheeky Bastard was a trip, even Trav777's crazy racist ass was fun.  The problem came when Rush Limbaugh gave ZH a mention early last year, now it's the dumbest factions of the GOP here all the time posting wannabe libertarian ideologies because they heard their first Ron Paul speech on youtube and think they're original.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:21 | 2996518 ZerOhead
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Cheeky was epic...

Miss those days too.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:24 | 2996530 economics9698
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I really like ZH because it is one of the few places where there is free speech.  I throw out the racial shit because a lot of the time it is true but also to test Tyler.

All I can say is Tyler is for real.  He’s the man.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:26 | 2996546 francis_sawyer
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I don't give a shit about anybody's 'LEGACY STATUS'...

The content was what it was a few years ago because not everybody was yet thoroughly convinced that TEOTWAWKI was upon us and still held out hope...

It's a complete & absolute carnival now... Embrace the horror...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:29 | 2996563 economics9698
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With facebook and the internet I think people can find this chart and figure out what it means.  Just a guess.[1][id]=DFII10

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:36 | 2996597 francis_sawyer
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It's a goddamned 'Monday Humor' thread and they come looking for the 'Meaning of [MANIPULATED PAPER] life'... Sheesh!

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:13 | 2996717 centerline
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Mon, 11/19/2012 - 18:51 | 2997187 francis_sawyer
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Well played sir :-)...


Jeez people... It's goddamned 'Thanksgiving short week' in a manipulated electronic paper 'MARKET'... Nobel Peace Prize winning Obama just won a 2nd term to office... & Netanyahu is bombing the shit out of little kids in Gaza...

You're probably going to have to go to your 'in laws' (who you hate), with your wife (who is either nagging at you, or is sleeping with your best friend) for dinner this weekend and eat a bunch of shitty GMO food you don't like (while fielding questions on your opinion about what stocks to buy)...


Jus pick up Jalen Parmele & Ronnie Hillman off the waiver wire for your fantasy football team (which is 4-6 right now because all the fucks you drafted either got injured or have Matt Cassel as QB)... Plug 'em into your lineup & things will look better come December (except for the fact there will still be a wookiee First Lady)...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:36 | 2996596 BKbroiler
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it's not about legacy status, just quality control.  The early commenters were mostly financial pros, engineers, energy industry types and other people that actually knew what the fuck they were talking about.  You could spend an hour on this site and become much more informed and intelligent.  I didn't even become a member until 2 1/2 years ago because I didn't feel qualified to argue with most of them.  I sure as hell don't have that problem anymore, with these friggin morons posting...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:41 | 2996627 blunderdog
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Well, media being what it is: dummies are good for page-views, even if all they do is shriek and fling poo.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 18:19 | 2997070 shovelhead
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You say that as if flinging poo is a bad thing.


Poo Flingers SEIU Local #47.

"Look for the Union label."

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:46 | 2996637 francis_sawyer
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Look BK...

If you were around this weekend, there was a pretty nice Kyle Bass thread... He (& probably very few others ~ like, say Hugh Hendry) are about as good as it gets these days...

So, I'm REAL SORRY that all the [your distinction] 'more informed & intelligent' persons have flown the coop, but WTF do you want?...

There was a day that I, too, hung on practically every word that came out of the 'EXPERTS' mouths... Systematically ~ I realized that it was almost 100% LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES...

So Tyler... Take BK's advice... He seems to be suggesting that the bullshit lies & voodoo chart porn be brought back... You know... for RATINGS sake (aka ~ so intellectuals like himself can be appropriately stimulted)...


francis_sawyer is just a run of the mill 'anti-semite' who makes too many comment links to pop culture... Ignore me at all costs...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:51 | 2996654 BKbroiler
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I read the thread, and what was missing was the usual... someone who disagreed.  I personally think Tyler has done a great job of keeping the posts interesting, I'm strictly talking about the commenters.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 18:26 | 2997109 Matt
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A bunch of people went off and made their own blogs, and alot of the counter-view people seem to have been chased off, unfortunately. Cyberbalkenization, I guess.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 07:51 | 2998233 StychoKiller
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What?  But "this is the best of all possible worlds!" (Candide)

Contrary enough for ya?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:11 | 2996711 Whalley World
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Hey, don't forget Robot Trader, the guys pic's of hot ladies was worth logging on for.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:13 | 2996719 Northeaster
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"The early commenters were mostly financial pros, engineers, energy industry types and other people that actually knew what the fuck they were talking about.  You could spend an hour on this site and become much more informed and intelligent...don't have that problem anymore, with these friggin morons posting"


Tue, 11/20/2012 - 00:24 | 2997940 juliawong
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I was lurking at the inception (when it was still on blogspot?) for like 6 or maybe 9 months before signing up more than 3 years ago. It was really good in the first couple of years. Then over the last couple of years, weird trolls started to swarm the place.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:25 | 2996537 slaughterer
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At this point, I miss some of the trolls like HarryWang, Robo-Trader, the Canadian dude with cancer, and the guy who was memorialized for saying "it takes $6 to dig silver out of the ground"

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:33 | 2996558 francis_sawyer
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'I miss' (this)... 'I miss' (that)...

Get a life people... Yeah ~ I miss that slutty looking chick back in high school that I most probably could have boned but was too chickenshit to ask... My life has no meaning anymore...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:37 | 2996602 NewThor
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CHILL OUT, francis.

We love you as well.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:40 | 2996621 nonclaim
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Apparently his only friend was at arms reach...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:59 | 2996680 francis_sawyer
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LOL ~ Don't worry... I'm chilled...

The 'synthesis' to this thread deviation is as follows:

BK probably has a point... A couple of years back, there were more, what seemed to be, wily 'insiders' who were able to 'pull back the curtain' (which has a way of making some folks feel like they have a leg up on the competition ~ people LIKE to feel that way ~ it makes them feel special)...

Now ~ there seems to be less (in aggregate)... So THE FUCK what?...


Tyler's have a Bloomberg terminal... Which I have no doubt that they do their best each day to provide the most compelling narrative possible... It's NOT up to Tyler's to create the news, it's simply their job to report it (especially in a way that will NEVER be presented in the MSM)... In the process, (because ALL NEWS has become so farcical these days), I'd characterize it as having the propensity to draw out the most banal of human instincts & responses... That's just the way it is... You can't put chuck steak into a meat grinder and expect filet mignon to come out...

In other words...

It's NOT TYLERS FAULT that the financial world is a complete joke (ground chuck)... & if TYLERS can't grind out a 'Morton's' or 'Ruths Chris' 2 inch fillet out of the news... Well ~ maybe at least the chefs can come up with a clever & succulent burger out of the whole ordeal...


Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:49 | 2996661 resurger
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