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Monday Humor: Sex Sells... Japanese Bonds

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As many prepare for the imminent demise of the JPY (courtesy of Abe's aggression), Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg reminds us of possibly the greatest (and most unbelievably hilarious) financial advertisement ever. From our friends across the ocean, "Men that own government bonds are popular with the ladies!" Don't believe its real? Bloomberg story here.

 

 

(h/t Mike Krieger)

 

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Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:08 | 2996463 tmosley
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Sovereign Bankrupt Style

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:10 | 2996472 Seorse Gorog fr...
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'Gentlemen prefer bonds', obviously. They got Game.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:10 | 2996473 slaughterer
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What does Kyle Bass have to offer Japanese bachelors?  Hayman Capital clients need to know a.s.a.p.  

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:13 | 2996478 unky
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biggest joke ever, do u have the original source (except this bloomberg article?)

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:16 | 2996491 Killer the Buzzard
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Gentlemen prefer bonds.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:17 | 2996492 timbo_em
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What's next? Buying Japanese bonds makes your wiener grow?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:17 | 2996496 Agent P
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Japanese men...satisfying women with their small...um, rates.  I love it when stereotypes play out in reality.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:18 | 2996497 Pancho Villa
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I guess the Japanese haven't heard of golddiggers.

Owning JGB's shows the guy is rich and stupid. What more could a girl want?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:33 | 2996578 MsCreant
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Dunno. Kind of like picking up nickels in front of a steam roller. I say get in, get out, take your profits rapidly if your going to mine for gold like that.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:12 | 2996713 catacl1sm
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Silver nickles?

 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:39 | 2996502 Bam_Man
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Anyone here know how to say "Jumping the Shark" in Japanese?

Reeks of pure desperation.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:19 | 2996505 PUD
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You crazy GI! You buy bond make dinky dao!

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:20 | 2996507 mrks
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Fun fact: The Bloomberg article (and therefore the whole ad campaign) is from back in June 2010.

So.... Nothing to see here, move along.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:21 | 2996515 Bam_Man
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Next, they will offer coupons for "Free trip to Soapland" with each bond.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:23 | 2996527 Seasmoke
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Oh yes I have lots of bonds. Now suck my dick.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:25 | 2996534 TheCanadianAustrian
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Hrmm, so what happens to my love life if I buy 10x leveraged bond funds?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:42 | 2996636 SokPOTUS
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You'll need a Percentage Pump just to keep up...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:25 | 2996535 ebworthen
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Does this mean bonds will be sold in 6", 8", and 10" denominations?

Will I get 4% on a 8" long X 5-1/2" circumference bond?

Will it be tax free?

Will I get laid?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:31 | 2996574 Alpha Monkey
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Not if they are japanese...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:38 | 2996614 Unprepared
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You can enter a back-to-back trade for a dirty price of 10'' and a duration of 30 minutes. However, you are running the risk of booking a substantial haircut.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:26 | 2996542 Unprepared
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I would rather go long Dong bonds to hedge my duration and liquidity risk.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:28 | 2996555 resurger
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JPY GB!

Boss!

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:29 | 2996562 Atlantis Consigliore
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Jenna Jamieson for CNBC topless gets you a Corzine discount. SEC approval included.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:31 | 2996572 debtor of last ...
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How about some bondage ?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:37 | 2996604 Byte Me
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Wot?

No Babes in Beach Towels? Gotta have beach towels or it'll be a 'nobvious scam..

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:05 | 2996699 cbxer55
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Spiderman beech towels! Bitchez

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:46 | 2996647 SokPOTUS
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...because what girl doesn't want a threesome with a bad-hair geeky dude on a bed of Yen?

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:55 | 2996673 Mad Mohel
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Seriously using pussy to sell government debt!? Deodorant I can understand, but bonds? Once they resort to the lowest common denominator, you know it's game over. Somewhere there is a fat broad getting ready to sing.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 08:05 | 2998252 StychoKiller
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This fat broad have a bond fetish too?  ("Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!")

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 15:58 | 2996679 GreatUncle
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Looking for a new group of investors? Or another group that can be devoured and pretend everything is working out just fine!

Will it all work out in the end? If so why are they seeking out new groups to hold bonds?

Define the end.

Easy that, when every Japanese citizen holds government bonds.

Next up, might take a couple of years for it to catch on reckon the west will try the same trick. No solution, a deferral until you cannot defer anymore.

 

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:02 | 2996691 Mongo
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Banksta style!

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:03 | 2996694 Essential Nexus
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Maybe if Hyperinflation is a sexual term...

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:15 | 2996725 pitz
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The Japanese religion, SUKI (tm), The New World Religion (tm) has recently begun to call itself the so-called "motherfucking religion".  Yet another example of bizarre Japanese marketing.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:21 | 2996746 JamesBond
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they are more interested in bondage than bonds -

jb

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:43 | 2996816 slackrabbit
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Those bonds smell fishy..

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 16:49 | 2996835 Jreb
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WTF??

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 17:44 | 2996962 hmmtellmemore
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Why is it all Japanese women prefer to color their hair like a white woman?  I thought Japanese were xenophobic.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 17:48 | 2996965 Gimp
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My Gosh. Are those girls twelve years old...someone call the police.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 18:50 | 2997193 GFORCE
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"I want a man who'll set a floor of 100 Usd/Yen and help our exporters!"

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 23:31 | 2997841 reader2010
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Buying the Bonds Gets You Free Vouchers for Whoring. Priceless.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 01:01 | 2997975 Itch
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I dont know who comes off worse in this....women or government bonds? Ah well, not to worry, there  is always pokemon. 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 04:17 | 2998110 are we there yet
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For that kind of add I expect at least a C cup. This mans assets need to go to maturity first.

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