Gaza And Israel Agree To Ceasefire, Oil Plunges

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Just following the motions here:

  • ISRAEL AND GAZA MILITANTS AGREE TO EGYPTIAN-BROKERED CEASEFIRE - HAMAS OFFICIAL AYMAN TAHA - RTRS
  • GAZA TRUCE TO BE ANNOUNCED IN CAIRO AT 9 P.M., CHANNEL 2 SAYS - BBG
  • GAZA TRUCE WILL BE DECLARED AT 1900 GMT AND GO INTO EFFECT AT 2200 GMT - HAMAS OFFICIAL SAYS

So who breaches the ceasefire first?

In the meantime, gullible algos go no bid in brent.

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Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:34 | 2999207 CrockettAlmanac.com
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When American politicians call for regime change in Iraq, Iran, Libya and elsewhere they are promoting freedom!

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:40 | 2999234 john39
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if my land was stolen...  if my people were blockaded in an internment camp...  if we were attacked daily by the IDF....  I would fight back.  In America, we used to call that defending ourselves....  before the propganda turned most into fascist bootlickers...

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:24 | 2999351 Canucklehead
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Are you serious?  You (and your kind) would be the first to serve the overlord and expect to be first in line to get crumbs from the overlord's table.

Who are you trying to kid with your fake bravado?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 16:30 | 2999460 GoinFawr
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Well, I suppose that's the sort of response we should expect from a member of a nation that would elect to power a party with a leader who flat out says shit like,

"And we cannot be effective at major economic matters any longer unless we work with our economic partners around the world and work with them closely and intimately. That is essential. I know some people don't like it. It is a loss of National Sovereignty but it is a simple reality. It is a simple reality."
- 'Conservative' PM Stephen Harper

I wonder what he meant by 'closely and intimately'. (nudge nudge wink wink.)

Imagine trying to sell that bill of goods to an USean; any USean, including those who have already long since gone full retard.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 17:04 | 2999904 Canucklehead
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Gone retard is in the eye of the beholder.

North America accepts all immigrants...  Just check your bigotry at the shore...

If you can't compete in a global village, why did you leave your village?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 20:12 | 3000416 Harbanger
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Himself.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 20:06 | 3000397 Harbanger
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US propaganda is so mainstream and entrenched, that you already have no liberty and don't even know it.  Better yet, you defend those that stole it from you.  Forward!!

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 17:29 | 2999965 downwiththebanks
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To what lengths will you go to defend Apartheid?

You act like the UN fiat decision made in 1947 to steal a whole bunch of land is settled.  Apartheid Israel is destined for the ashcan.

Mercifully.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:31 | 2998973 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I heard on NPR this morning that over 700 missles were launched into Israel from Gaza by Hamas BEFORE Israel started any retaliation.

 

Did I miss the end of the Gaza blockade which is an act of war or are you simply misinformed?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:35 | 2998992 Canucklehead
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The blockade has been in place for eons.  No one can remember when it started.

Gaza survives nicely.

What materials/products does the blockade stop?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:41 | 2999025 john39
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what fucking planet are you from? Most in Gaza live just above subsistence, and kids are not even allowed to import musical instruments. the blockade is pure barbarism:

"In implementing the siege on Gaza, Israeli officials sought to allow "for subsistence without the development of malnutrition." "Red Lines" is a poignant reminder of how that measurement, the calorie, works as a tool of exclusion and political containment."

http://www.uruknet.info/?p=92617

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:45 | 2999050 LFMayor
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Iif they're starving, what the hell do they need musical instruments for?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:53 | 2999083 DaveyJones
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music is mankind's first escape and second expression. Starving cavemen had instruments. Try again. 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:21 | 2999344 Canucklehead
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I'll agree that the use of lips was part of mankind's first escape.  I don't think they were wrapped around those pipes...

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:34 | 2999384 LFMayor
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LOL, too true.

Bearded bagpipes, you say?

Skin flutes?

Meat whistles?

I think that holy Koran forbids that too, doesn't it?   Must have been more of that sweet tobacco.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:39 | 2999408 Canucklehead
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Me thinks many here have had significant experience with sweet tobacco.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 19:29 | 2999089 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Iif they're starving, what the hell do they need musical instruments for?

 

 

Even the Nazis permitted music in the concentration camps. Are you trying to make them look kind in comparison?

 

Playing For Time is a 1980 CBS television film, written by Arthur Miller and Fania Fénelon, based on Fénelon's autobiography, The Musicians of Auschwitz. Vanessa Redgrave stars as acclaimed musician Fania Fénelon.

Playing For Time was based on Fénelon's experience as a female prisoner in the Auschwitz concentration camp, where she and a group of classical musicians were spared in return for performing music for their captors. The film was also adapted as a play by Arthur Miller.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playing_for_Time_%28film%29

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:03 | 2999116 john39
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the point is that the Israel government does not see Palestinians as human, and treats them accordingly.  not hard to figure out who the real souless monsters are if you spend five minutes thinking it through.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:06 | 2999123 LasVegasDave
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you can think?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:11 | 2999133 john39
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typical magaphony response... attack the messenger...  what's the problem, can't counter facts with facts?  sucks when truth isn't on your side, doesn't it....

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:19 | 2999342 Canucklehead
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Okay, I'll play along...

YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Do you feel superior now?  Can you hear me now?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:30 | 2999364 GoinFawr
Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:47 | 2999436 Canucklehead
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No, but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 15:30 | 2999568 GoinFawr
Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:03 | 2999292 Oldballplayer
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A critical thinker  might take that question back a few more steps.  For example, why don't the Jews see the Palis as human?  What would cause normal, thinking people, to feel that someone else is inhuman.

And then take it back a few more steps.

Your propaganda is just as thin as theirs.

How about you ALL stop shooting at each other and let us get back to titties and crocodiles on TV.

 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:59 | 2999476 john39
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>>What would cause normal, thinking people, to feel that someone else is inhuman.

ignorance, propaganda and lack of a soul.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 17:31 | 2999976 downwiththebanks
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How about if someone steals your land, bulldozes your home, rapes your sister, and kills your offspring?

Would that do it?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:50 | 2999071 Bay of Pigs
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Listening to these braindead trolls and AIPAC operatives gets a little old. Some real humanitarians aren't they?

Of course, any pointing out the facts on Gaza is labeled an "anti semite", regardless of race, religion or background. 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:07 | 2999124 BostonBill99
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...but they have MISSLES.  Screw food and medicine.  We got MISSILES!!!!

Like that blockade is really keeping anything out.    They border Egypt and Egypt is supportive.  You really think that border is locked down????   How else would Iran get their missles in there???

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:18 | 2999149 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Those aren't Iranian rockets. Those are Congreve rockets. Put the blame on Brits in powdered wigs.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:44 | 2999043 DaveyJones
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Is "nicely" an antonym for humanely? 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 19:52 | 2999078 CrockettAlmanac.com
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What materials/products does the blockade stop?

 

Are you suggesting that Israel boards Gaza bound boats and kills or imprisions the passengers in an attempt to not stop commerce from entering or leaving Gaza?

 

 

In January and February 2011, the United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (UNOCHA) conducted an assessment of the effects of the measures to ease the access restrictions.[12] They concluded that they did not result in a significant improvement in people’s livelihoods.[12]

They found that a limited reactivation of the private sector resulted from the increased availability of consumer goods and some raw materials but the "pivotal nature of the remaining restrictions" and the effects of three years of strict blockade prevented a significant improvement in livelihoods.[12] Although the unemployment rate in Gaza fell from 39.3% to 37.4% in the second half of 2010 there were significant food price rises.[12] There was little or no improvement in food insecurity rates in Gaza which continued to affect 52% of the population.[12] Few of the 40,000 housing units needed to replace homes lost during Operation Cast Lead and for natural population growth could be built as a result of the ongoing restrictions on importing building materials.[12] The approval of over 100 projects funded by international organizations intended to improve the "extremely deteriorated" water and sanitation, education and health services, followed the easing of the blockade.[12] The implementation of these projects was delayed by the entry approval process for materials and the limited opening of the Karni crossing.[12] OCHA found that there had been no improvement in the quality of services provided to the population of the Gaza Strip as a result of the projects so far.[12] There was no significant increase in the number of exit permits granted by Israel to allow access to the outside world including other parts of the Palestinan territories.[12] Permits continued to be issued by Israel only on an exceptional basis with a 114 being issued during the second half of 2010.[12] OCHA described Egypt’s move to regularly operate its crossing with Gaza for special categories of people as a "significant, albeit limited, improvement".[12]

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockade_of_the_Gaza_Strip

 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:38 | 2999006 Jesus Christ
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Did I miss the reason WHY the Gaza blockade was first implemented by Israel, or are you simply misinformed?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:47 | 2999061 DaveyJones
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Jesus, you forgot your lines. Don't you remember, you root for the underdog and have a thing about imperialism. 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:52 | 2999079 LasVegasDave
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Shh.  The anti Yid crowd and the Muslims have built a nice coalition.

You'll ruin it for them

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:09 | 2999129 CrockettAlmanac.com
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The stupid things Dave says in Vegas should stay in Vegas.

 

Traditional Jews Are Not Zionists

Although there are those who refuse to accept the teachings of our Rabbis and will continue to support the Zionist state, there are also many who are totally unaware of the history of Zionism and its contradiction to the beliefs of Torah-True Jews.

 

http://jewsagainstzionism.com/

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:19 | 2999155 LasVegasDave
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Always knew you were a closet fascist.  Yes, by all means, lets silence those we disagree with.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:27 | 2999182 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I was hoping that you wouldn't embarrass yourself further. The Jewish people who oppose the occupation of Palestine or even the state of Israel itself are not anti-Semitic. But you go right ahead and broadcast your ignorance for all the world to see.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:16 | 2999328 LasVegasDave
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the type of jews that oppose the war in gaza are the same jews that worked for the nazis in the warsaw ghettos  and are working for soros today.  they are a disgraceful cadre of oppurtunists, self haters and competitive altruists.

Now, get your nose out of your ass, and get back to your farm

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 19:20 | 3000292 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Dave doesn't support the troops.

 

 

Breaking the Silence is an organization of veteran combatants who have served in the Israeli military since the start of the Second Intifada and have taken it upon themselves to expose the Israeli public to the reality of everyday life in the Occupied Territories. We endeavor to stimulate public debate about the price paid for a reality in which young soldiers face a civilian population on a daily basis, and are engaged in the control of that population’s everyday life.


http://www.breakingthesilence.org.il/

Wed, 11/21/2012 - 00:16 | 3001129 GoinFawr
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SHoulder to shoulder CA

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:02 | 2999113 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Did I miss the reason WHY the Gaza blockade was first implemented by Israel, or are you simply misinformed?

 

Wasn't it because when you steal people's land and kill their families they will eventually become angry and fight back?

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:10 | 2999130 LasVegasDave
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I guess if you sink the USS Liberty, you forfeit your right to return to your historical lands that were stolen from you, right

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ccel.org/bible/phillips/C...

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:21 | 2999161 CrockettAlmanac.com
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The US should certainly suspend all support for Israel if for no other reason than that they have used the arms which we supplied them with to kill our own servicemen.

 

Survivor: Shell casings found on deck afterward were marked "Ft. Dix, New Jersey" indicating that our men were killed with munitions supplied to Israel by the United States.

 

http://www.ussliberty.org/voices.htm

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 13:22 | 2999169 john39
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historical lands...  right.  based on the bible, with a total lack of historical evidence... you think its just fine to kill and throw off the current inhabitants of the land, who had been there for centuries... so that descendants of European converts to Judiasm (Ashkenazi) can take the land despite no real historical connection?  btw, those Palestinian people are actually Semites, who have a much stronger claim to the land by any definition...    so save the BS, Israel is a colonial empire with no moral or historical claim to Palestine. 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:06 | 2999304 Oldballplayer
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Are we supposed to track all lands, on all continents back to their original owners and do a title search?  If that is the case I need to work on my Mohegan.

 

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:36 | 2999396 LFMayor
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they helped pioneer those bitchin haircuts.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:59 | 2999479 john39
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you don't have to track in Palestine, the real owners are still alive...

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 15:03 | 2999488 Canucklehead
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The palestinians are "actually" disapora of the Persian and Babylonian crusades that captured the Jewish homelands back before the times of Elvis.

The Persian/Babylonian diaspora emmigrated to Judea looking for an easy life.  Not the type of people to prosper, they have existed is a forlorn state, looking for someone to give them things.  They were moved to the Outremere when the world decided it was time to right many wrongs by "ensuring" the Jewish homeland is re-established.

Iran supports Hamas because Iran supports Iran.  End of Story.

Tue, 11/20/2012 - 15:14 | 2999513 DaveyJones
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which is reason number one that those who took place in creating this unique historical move have an obligation to both sides and the rest of the world to (1) act objective - with the key emphasis on act (2) set and enforce rules that both sides keep and (4) stop never ending expansion for resources

Like so many other things these days, the US is failing miserably

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