Gaza And Israel Agree To Ceasefire, Oil Plunges

Tyler Durden's picture

Just following the motions here:


So who breaches the ceasefire first?

In the meantime, gullible algos go no bid in brent.

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dinastar2's picture

John 39 , up to 1948 half of those palestinians  were bedouins, sudanese, egyptians , turks, iraquis , nomads who made their way to the Jewish National Home, to find work in the sprouting economy that the jews created. Ther other half arabs muslims and christians were without any kind of national identity , they defined themselves as southern syrians, or ottomans.Get a copy of Joan Peters 's book " From time immemorial " and you will read the exact figures, numbers, and foreign origins of those so-called palestinians.

The one and only name of this land is the " Land of Israel " meaning the land of Jacob and his descendants ( jacob had his name changed to Israel after he fought with the angel of god )

Concerning the european origin of ashkenaze jews ( converted to judaism ) this is a fantasy after a novel by Alfred Koestler.The jews all over their 3000 years of history have always been very reluctant to proselyte. 

If you need more elements you should read the bible and the koran.

To save you time, please note Jerusalem is mentioned 822 times in the bible .

And in the Koran , guess how many times ? ZERO., never , ever.'s picture


Israeli Historian: Palestinians Are Biological Descendants of Bible’s Jews


Most Zionist thinkers were aware of this: Yitzhak Ben Zvi, later president of Israel, and David Ben Gurion, its first prime minister, accepted it as late as 1929, the year of the great Palestinian revolt. Both stated on several occasions that the peasants of Palestine were the descendants of the inhabitants of ancient Judea.

dinastar2's picture

Another proof that brain & intelligence are not coming with the genetic heritage.The palies are close to the jewish minds as much as  Mel Gibson is close to soberness .

downwiththebanks's picture

To hold onto land Apartheid Israel stole fair and square by UN decree?

johnQpublic's picture

you know those "rockets" are only about 3 feet long right?

about the size i shot off as a child

minus the hand grenade taped to the end of course

LFMayor's picture

well, that makes it okay then, doesn't it.  Until one lands in your living room and interrupts Glee.

Fucking idiot.

john39's picture

it seems that land theft is not without its costs...

LFMayor's picture

not nearly the impact of fucking with the one part Darwin got right.  We need to take the warnings off of plastic bags for a generation or two.  Thin the herd out some, they're over grazing on subsidized governtment subistence.

downwiththebanks's picture

And this is really what it comes down to, isn't it?

The scumbag land-theives who call Apartheid Israel home are all good when non-Semitic AshkeNazis are bombing, massacring, and killing Semitic Palestinians.

But a few bottle rockets launched into Occupied Palestine, a few people wet the bed and a few others have panic attacks, then we get the call:  CEASE FIRE!!  PLEASE JUST STOP ROCKETING US! 

TWSceptic's picture

buying opportunity

Dr. Engali's picture

If I could have a silver ounce for every time I heard that over the course of my lifetime.

dracos_ghost's picture

Didn't want to interrupt Black Friday sales.

Stonedog's picture

I give it  5 or 6 hours until the first breech by one side or the other...

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Quick Blankfein, unload your short positions!

DaveyJones's picture

One day, he'll be standing without his shorts

Silverhog's picture

Just a breather to move armaments around.

earnyermoney's picture

Looks like Hillary can go back to sleep.

DaveyJones's picture

Even Patsy Cline told her not to take it literally

falak pema's picture

people like her get indulgences for heaven. Frst class. But the question is even there who would want to cavort with her in eternal bliss? 


Wolferl's picture

Seems the Jews ran out of targets.

walküre's picture

They were losing the propaganda war for sure. It just looked awful. Israelis will have to live with the guilt of being genocidal maniacs for eternity. If they were Germans, they'd have to pay to rebuild Gaza.

john39's picture

they don't see it that way... apparently stuck on the ultra-violent parts of the Old Testament where someone or something posing as God ok's slaughter of entire populations to justify land grabs...  most of the world has moved on from this 'god said it was ok' mentality to murder...  but sadly, not the psychopaths in power in Israel.

TWSceptic's picture

Luckily the psychopaths in power in the US have, oh wait...

JPM Hater001's picture

They know the elections over right?

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

The Israeli election's in January.

DaveyJones's picture

For the young on both borders, let's hope it backfires. It's losing ground everywhere else

vote_libertarian_party's picture

Israel/Gaza...Europe/Greece... they are all waiting until Friday (after US market close) to spring the next wave of bad news.

PUD's picture

Too bad the dead kids won't be celebrating

Canucklehead's picture

Are you talking about the kids who used hashish or heroin?  I realize alcohol is out, but we all know the world revolves around hashish and heroin.  Allah wills it.

DaveyJones's picture

Dehumanizing is the oldest trick in the book 

Ask the Pope

john39's picture

the fact that the U.S. military guards the herion production in Afghanistan is apparently lost on the clown above....  The Taliban, for all its faults, actually managed to stamp out the herion trade...  until the U.S. military 'liberated' Afghanistan that is...   

johnQpublic's picture

hashish doesnt kill people, no matter how much you eat, smoke or bubble

Canucklehead's picture

Hashish doesn't kill people, people kill people.  Sometimes people on hashish kill people (or at least grope them).

TWSceptic's picture

Yes, they are called cops.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Those who follow the Koran don't use drugs. 

Allah forbids it.

LFMayor's picture

this is sarcasm, right? 

All those Egyptians  I saw burning the hookas,  (AFTER sunset since it was Ramadan) they must have been Mennonites.  Yes, Mennonites.

Duke of Con Dao's picture

Gaza and Israel agree to Cease Fire...
guess this little girl gotta Zip that mouth of hers...
YouTube - Potty Mouthed 10 Yr Old Palestinian Girl Opens a Can of Kick Ass on Israeli Soldiers's picture



Gaza and Israel agree to Cease Fire... guess this little girl gotta Zip that mouth of hers...




You might have success in silencing little children but these fellows aren't going to shut up any time soon:


Israeli Soldiers Breaking The Silence on the Occupation of Palestine


Former Israeli paratrooper Avner Gvaryahu, now an activist with Breaking The Silence explains to Green Left Weekly's Peter Boyle how 850 former Israeli soldiers have given testimony about the gross injustices against the Palestinian people they have witnessed and made to participate in as part of Israel's military occupation of the West Bank and Gaza. He was visiting Australia to promote the book "Our Harsh Logic" (Scribe Publications).

Duke of Con Dao's picture

seeing Hillary again in a pantsuit was too much for either side to bear!

YouTube - Message from Israeli Defense Forces: In Gaza No One Rides for Free!

ass, gas, or grass... that means even Ahmed Jabril

Henry Hub's picture

If the camera hadn't been on they probably would have shot the kid.

DaveyJones's picture

We and they have lost and continue to lose a lot of leverage

Phyllis has some interesting things to say

Kaiser Sousa's picture

zionist entity = NaziApartheid 



helping_friendly_book's picture

Now that the USA has agreed to Egypt's terms for a 5 billion/year aid package the Egyptians are, once again, our "go to" guys.