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Giving Thanks That It Has Not Come To This

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On occasions such as the increasingly binary-outcome world in which we exist today, it is perhaps more important to give thanks not for what has happened, but for what has not, such as this fictional and dramatic potential outcome.

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Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:37 | 3004779 Enslavethechild...
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I'm pretty sure we can raise consciousness a little higher than that...

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:43 | 3004797 CPL
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Impossible when pain is not reconciled.  The best efforts done so far are half assed, half thought of and poorly executed on all levels.  To allow the idea of epiphany to enter a situation; the chaotic calm, tao, whatever people like to call it.  The center must be recognized, acknowledged and maintained.


Yet here we are running from starboard to port in some insane attempt to swamp our own life raft.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:46 | 3004814 Enslavethechild...
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Don't let go of the steer-board to go drink port with the crew. Stay focused captain

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:49 | 3004826 Popo
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Zerohedge just jumped the shark. 

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:54 | 3004838 Nothing To See Here
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I would herein like to thank goodness for the alien invasion that has not yet occured, even though I know the good Paul Krugman has one incorporated in his mathematical models showing how the economy can be saved through more debt and spending.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:03 | 3004851 Enslavethechild...
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People always get richer when they have everything they own stolen from them.

The guy is a douche bag

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:09 | 3005010 Manthong
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A little bit of talent and cheap or pirate production software is a dangerous thing.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:37 | 3005048 Max Hunter
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This is one of the worse videos i've seen. Garbage.. It was almost credible until the part about Iran and the predictions of what their leader would say.. Sounds like Zionist propoganda to me.  So they put a cheap ZH plug in the end to get it on this site.. I'm going to go throw up.. I use to like his videos. I will unsubscribe to him on youtube as well..

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 00:35 | 3005672 Oh regional Indian
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To CPL above.

Well said.

As the incomprable Frank Herbert said:

Atrocity is recognized as such by victim and predator alike, by all who learn about it at whatever remove. Atrocity has no excuses, no mitigating argument. Atrocity never balances or rectifies the past. Atrocity merely arms the future for more atrocity. It is self-perpetuating upon itself — a barbarous form of incest. Whoever commits atrocity also commits those future atrocities thus bred. 

  • The Apocrypha of Muad'Dib


If you're feeling, brave, bold or otherwise called to participate in something big, drop by here. My call out to help make a real difference. ZH will be helped too. Help pass th eword out too. Manythanks...




Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:04 | 3004872 CH1
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Nah, that'll be when Tyler's on Dancing With The Stars.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:45 | 3005039 THX 1178
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Zerohedge jumped the shark when the commenters here began confusing cartel-style corruption with socialism.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:53 | 3005155 tmosley
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>Implying they don't use the same means to acheive the same outcome

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:09 | 3005208 THX 1178
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They use different means to acheive the same outcome.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:11 | 3005212 tmosley
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Right, one takes from others and gives to themselves and cronies, while the other takes from others and gives to themselves and cronies.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:50 | 3005323 THX 1178
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One exploits the free market by pretending to compete, the other replaces the free market without pretending.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:00 | 3005335 OneTinSoldier66
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I'm curious. Do you consider Obama to be a Cartel guy, or a Socialist guy?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:20 | 3005364 Enslavethechild...
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Cartel guys are Socialist guys. It keeps them in business

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:24 | 3005369 THX 1178
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No, the bank bailouts were not in the name of socialism, they were in the name of a massive ponzi scheme! They like the bailouts, but they NEED free-markets to do their business.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:25 | 3005378 OneTinSoldier66
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May not have been in name, but privatizing the profits while socializing the losses is fascist socialism.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:27 | 3005381 THX 1178
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I call it fascism.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:42 | 3005404 OneTinSoldier66
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I'd have to say you're correct. I've been told that Fascism is the state controlled means of production. Communism is the state owned means of production.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 21:05 | 3005450 THX 1178
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Everyone's got a different definiton. Fascism in my opinon is a complex system that combines a government populated by oligarchs, military men, elected officials (corrupt and not), cartels & monopolies, and police forces who collude at certain points to get what they want-- namely money and power. Fascism has less to do with communism than you'd think... the state is controlled by business interests like the Federal Reserve, the MIC, and Monsanto, etc. The government is populated by businessmen who serve other interests. Fascism is what we have presently. Socialism doesn't transfer all of main street's wealth to Wall Street. Fascism does. It seems confusing because they both can be authoritarian.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 22:18 | 3005514 dogbreath
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you are wrong.  fascism and bolshie fabian socialism are siamese twins

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 01:51 | 3005756 jeff montanye
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these don't seem that similar to me, hence bolshie fabian socialism seems odd.  also fabian socialism, unless it's britain about 1960, hasn't been practiced as a nation.

bolshevism, as stalin noted, is also a misnomer: we aren't the majority, we are all.

totalitarian states, whatever they call themselves, are indeed similar.

our budding totalitarians bush and obama certainly resemble each other in policy if not vibe.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 21:13 | 3005456 Things that go bump
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Oh great.  Another friggin argument about semantics.  

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 21:38 | 3005485 THX 1178
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An argument about meaning? I wish we had more. Anything to reduce the aggregate amount of certainty-- SELF-certainty in particular.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 23:43 | 3005611 Things that go bump
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Don't you find it frustrating to have a discussion if the terms are not defined and suddenly in the middle of a hot debate you find that my understanding of the definition of socialism is different from yours and we are stupidly arguing about apples and oranges, without even realizing it.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 03:10 | 3005806 THX 1178
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Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:23 | 3005367 THX 1178
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He's a puppet. HE wants statism/socialism, but his advisors (Goldman Sachs guys) want the "free-market" ponzi to continue. I think the decision to bail out the banks during the financial crisis was made easy when they told him the entire economy would collapse and people would be in the streets if banks werent bailed out. In other words, bailouts for finance-capital amounts not to socialism, but to late capitalism-- chock full 'o cartels. I just don't know sometimes... Maybe O knows, maybe he's just a hapless pawn. Either way, the cartel runs the show, not a boardroom full of bearded communists and pamphleteering revolutonaries.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:35 | 3005389 OneTinSoldier66
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I hear you. Still, I think the boardroom is communist, or fascist or whatever, whether or not they have any beards. They just try to look good to keep the game of skimming off the productive going.


"One exploits the free market by pretending to compete, the other replaces the free market without pretending."


Well, by your criteria, I would have to say that Obama is a cartel style corruption pretender. He claimed he was going to cut the deficit in half in his first term, and... I'll bring the troops home as soon as I'm in office and you can take that to the bank. Among many other things that he 'pretended' about in order to gain the seat of President.


Cheers THX 1178

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:46 | 3005414 OneTinSoldier66
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Just curious, as I always am... would you consider the U.S. Government's 'conservatorship' of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to be communism or fascism?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 21:21 | 3005468 THX 1178
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I don't know. On one hand, you could imagine the bankers claiming it needed bailing out for the purpose of ponzi-continuance. One the other, the two organizations wouldn't have existed under a true free market. The bankers don't necessarily want free markets... they want safety nets in place-- institutions in place that they can benefit from too.

The bankers are not communist/socialist, but are not free-marketers either. They want preferential treatment.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:13 | 3005111 BorisTheBlade
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Worse, it jumped thanksgiving iran, sorry turkey.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:19 | 3005220 Stuart
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well that was a pretty pointless and stupid video...

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:38 | 3005395 Money Squid
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Weekend tyler jumped the shark.

What is weekend tyler's connection with future money trends - a smooth fraud production, IMO. Obviously if weekend tyler lumps together these shitty future money trends videos with other financial reporting then I have no confidene in the other financial reporting by weekend tyler.

ZH served a purpose of providing hard hittiing insight for a while, but by continuously pumping this FTM crap maybe its now a front for penny pump and dump schemes. Is weekend tyler aka jon lebed?

read the comment by Red Neck Repugnicnat in the ZH post in the above link.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:39 | 3004955 Larry Dallas
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Forgot to put Guest Post: with credit to Bruce Krasting...

Ha! Happy thanksgiving!

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:13 | 3005261 UP Forester
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It's got to be April 1st somewhere....

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:41 | 3004801 vast-dom
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my commodities positions from the above would certainly give thanks.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:44 | 3004810 jeff montanye
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jumping in line but it's "occasions" (second word in original post above).

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:49 | 3004827 Enslavethechild...
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look, over there!

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:01 | 3004840 onelight
onelight's picture unicorn??..where, where...where-da unicorn?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:14 | 3005264 UP Forester
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Save me some skittles, I need to get this taste out of my mouth....

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:04 | 3004871 Unprepared
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Give it a brake, its not E-Z 2 spill-check while wotshing the turkey in the o'ven,,, oh shiiiiit

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:51 | 3004822 dwdollar
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I'm pretty sure we can't. This is something God and/or Mother Nature is going to have to sort out.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:55 | 3004839 Enslavethechild...
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You will never accomplish something you don't even attempt or put effort into

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:13 | 3004888 dwdollar
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The average American is yelling at an inanimate object projecting a game involving a ball today, while they feast on items, which, as far as they're concerned, magically appear in a supermarket. If you think you can inspire them to do or ponder much more... you're a dumb-ass... but good luck.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:32 | 3004942 Enslavethechild...
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If you want to see a real dumbass, simply go look in the mirror you pathetic fuctard

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 23:57 | 3005630 Bansters-in-my-...
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Hey dumbass you spelled fuctard wrong,FuckTard.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:53 | 3004833 slaughterer
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OIL at $450, GOLD at $5000, SILVER at $532. 

No problem: all of us here have been  prepared for the world to "go Durden" for a long while. 

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:20 | 3004919 MillionDollarBoner_
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Shit...I was prepared..but the storm, the boat was swamped, it was all we could do to get ashore...

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:43 | 3004966 Muppet Pimp
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Durden Darden... whatever

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:38 | 3005049 Miramanee
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"I want you to hit me as hard as you can".

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:05 | 3004875 takeaction
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This one is 100% classic.  Share this one with your friends who are not awake.....

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:02 | 3005254 ForTheWorld
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Without comment: A $198 laptop vs a $225 iPod Touch.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:57 | 3005247 Absalon
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My consciousness would be raised if she took her clothes off. 

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:31 | 3004780 Dan The Man
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you mean hotties on TV?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:40 | 3004792 Enslavethechild...
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Her left tit is twice the size of her right one

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:46 | 3004818 krispkritter
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Your right eye is half the size of your left eye...

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:51 | 3004832 Enslavethechild...
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Your brain is half the size of your tiny little dick

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:59 | 3005069 krispkritter
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And given your spelling abilities you 'fuctard, imbesile, (in)competant'(sic). I'd say your brain is far smaller than your dick.  You know, the dick that makes you envious of hamsters.  Which is lucky for the rest of us because you can't breed with anything resembling a human. Do the board and planet a favor and find a way to end your existence that doesn't harm other sentient beings. Watching you troll this post with badly spelled insults to other ZHer's without the simplest sane rebuttal is punishment enough for most...

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:24 | 3005375 Enslavethechild...
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Do me.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:47 | 3004820 Chief_Illiniwek
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As this piece portrays a possible "future" scenario, we can only assume that she is representing the results of cosmetic surgery under the "future" Obamacare.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:52 | 3004834 Spitzer
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Id drink her bath water

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:57 | 3004846 Bananamerican
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I'm pretty sure we can raise consciousness a little higher than that...

besides, that's not how you do it Spitzer

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:15 | 3004902 Enslavethechild...
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Spitzer is a waste of human genetics

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:06 | 3005001 Hulk
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Perhaps, but he sure knows how to conserve precious  water...

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:56 | 3005244 Absalon
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Cute girl.  Stupid video.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 01:14 | 3005719 DoChenRollingBearing
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Golden Shower?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:07 | 3004881 Unprepared
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It's just the result of bubble deflation.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:37 | 3004786 Dan The Man
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love the Max Keiser/Tyler Durden bit. 

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:40 | 3004790 Mr Bluesman
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If Israel were to attack Iran, it wouldn't cause WW3 - in fact I suspect that it wouldn't cause anything except maybe a bit more terrorism. Iran is feared by its neighbours, all of whom would like to see it in ruins if a good strike would achieve that end for a long time, they only lack the strength to do it properly and cannot be seen to side with Israel by their own populations and the Imams.

If the Saudis, Iraqis and kuwaitis could get the Israelis to do the necessary deed, they would of course condemn it public but send Netenyahu a bloody big box of Cuban cigars in private!

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:43 | 3004802 Enslavethechild...
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The Israeli gov are the real terrorists u fucking stupid moron

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:54 | 3004837 Spitzer
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Take it easy Nazi.

If the Arabs put down their weapons there would be peace, if Israel put down their weapons there would be another Holocaust.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:06 | 3004877 downwiththebanks
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Apartheid Israel, midwifed into existence by the imperialistic UN and bankrolled by welfare checks from Uncle Sam, has one purpose:  ethncially cleanse Palestine and steal the land for White European colonialists.

The rest is just Hocus Pocus.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:16 | 3004903 Spitzer
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What about the Jews ? They got all their land taken away in Europe.

It is doubtful that there has ever been a more miserable human refuse than Jewish survivors after World War II. Starving, emaciated, stateless—they were not welcomed back by countries where they had lived for generations as assimilated and educated citizens. Germany was no place to return to and in Kielce, Poland, 40 Jews who survived the Holocaust were killed in a pogrom one year after the war ended. The European Jew, circa 1945, quickly went from victim to international refugee disaster.
Yet within a very brief time, this epic calamity disappeared, so much so that few people today even remember the period. How did this happen in an era when Palestinian refugees have continued to be stateless for generations?

To begin with, the Jews would all still be living in these DP camps, only now the camps would have become squalid ghettos throughout Europe. The refugees would continue to be fed and clothed by a committee similar to UNRWA—the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East (paid for mostly by the United States since 1948). Blessed with one of the world's highest birth rates, they would now number in the many millions. And 66 years later, new generations, fed on a mixture of hate and lies against the Europeans, would now seethe with anger.

Full article

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:21 | 3004922 Unprepared
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All that is true but does not justify in any way that they would do the same thing or worse to other people. Hell, black people should be going around and enslaving anyone and everyone


.... wait a sec.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:09 | 3005008 downwiththebanks
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That's a nice use of selective history and evasion as a means of saying, "I support Apartheid."

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:57 | 3005088 Spitzer
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Umm... Is there Jewish ghettos scattered all over Europe ?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:58 | 3005160 tmosley
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So it's ok to steal, so long as you got stolen from first?  Sort of like "pay it forward" only completely and totally evil?

Awesome morality you have there.  I'm sure it won't lead to the extinction of the human race.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 06:11 | 3005877 Disenchanted
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Headline in London newspaper(Daily Express) March 1933:


"Judea Declares War on Germany"


look it up...


"For months now the struggle against Germany is waged by each Jewish community, at each conference, in all our syndicates, and by each Jew all over the world. There is reason to believe that our part in this struggle has general value. We will trigger a spiritual and material war of all the world against Germany's ambitions to become once again a great nation, to recover lost territories and colonies. But our Jewish interests demand the complete destruction of Germany. Collectively and individually, the German nation is a threat to us Jews."

- Vladimir Jabotinsky (founder of the Jewish terrorist group, Irgun Zvai Leumi) in Mascha Rjetsch, January, 1934 (also quoted in Histoire de l'Armée Allemande by Jacques Benoist-Mechin, Vol. IV, p. 303).


We are not denying and are not afraid to confess that this war is our war and that it is waged for the liberation of Jewry... Stronger than all fronts together is our front, that of Jewry. We are not only giving this war our financial support on which the entire war production is based, we are not only providing our full propaganda power which is the moral energy that keeps this war going. The guarantee of victory is predominantly based on weakening the enemy forces, on destroying them in their own country, within the resistance. And we are the Trojan horses in the enemy's fortress. Thousands of Jews living in Europe constitute the principal factor in the destruction of our enemy. There, our front is a fact and the most valuable aid for victory.

- Chaim Weizmann, President of the World Jewish Congress, Head of the Jewish Agency and later President of Israel, in a Speech on December 3, 1942, in New York.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:17 | 3004909 Enslavethechild...
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The young men and women that join the armed forces are the fucking terrorists

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:44 | 3005233 MrButtoMcFarty
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WoW....who invited the hippy fucktard to ZH?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:25 | 3004930 ebworthen
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Their fellow Muslims are happy to use the Palestinians as a human shield and martyr mechanism.

Dumb idea to establish Israel in the middle of Muslim land, but we are still fighting the Crusades after all.

And now, rather than truly fighting over Jerusalem or some rock of religious signficance it is really all about the oil because oil = food.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:40 | 3004956 Enslavethechild...
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Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:28 | 3005131 ebworthen
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Only with a greatly reduced world population not dependent on mechanized agriculture; but perhaps that is what you meant.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:29 | 3005383 optimator
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One other purpose, a safe haven for any bankster criminal in the world that can make it there with enough assets and the "Right of Return".  No assets and you're extradited however.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:09 | 3004884 Unprepared
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Are you saying the jews who currently live in Iran and other muslim countries (e.g. Morocco) are being exterminated as we speak?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:18 | 3004915 Enslavethechild...
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Is that where Ben Bernanke lives?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:57 | 3004989 Canucklehead
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No, we all know that isn't happening.

Islam needs to go through a reformation period so that others can trust them to treat others with respect.  Things may change with this Gaza ceasefire.  I suspect we now have a Gaza/Egypt accord that could well mean ease of border crossings between those two.  Do the Gazans stay in Gaza or emigrate to Egypt? Time will tell.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:15 | 3005020 downwiththebanks
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No, but Uncle Sam did just promise a bunch more welfare to the White Zionists occupying Palestine!

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:56 | 3005157 tmosley
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If the Jews put down their weapons there would be peace, if Nazi Germany put down their weapons there would be another Treaty of Versailles. 

Funny how you can turn things around like that.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:02 | 3004862 downwiththebanks
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Remind us all again how many wars Iran has initiated in the 65 years during which Apartheid Israel has invaded and stolen land from every adjacent territory--repeatedly.

After 2003, Iraq is firmly in Iran's camp.

That the despotic feudal monarchies of Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Bahrain, etc. support Apartheid Israel's ethnic cleansing campaign tells us much more about them than it does either the genocidal Zionists or the Iranian government.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:18 | 3004917 Spitzer
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Nazi, are you aware of who started those wars ? Isreal finished them but do you know who started them ?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:46 | 3005064 Bay of Pigs
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Yeah, we do know who started this war,

"The war began on June 5 with Israel launching surprise bombing raids against Egyptian air-fields after a period of high tension that included an Israeli raid into the Jordanian-controlled West Bank. Within six days, Israel had won a decisive land war. Israeli forces had taken control of the Gaza Strip and the Sinai Peninsula from Egypt, the West Bank and East Jerusalem from Jordan, and the Golan Heights from Syria."


Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:02 | 3005095 Stuntgirl
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:48 | 3005321 UP Forester
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National Zionist Party, after the national socialists merged with the zionists for votes, in return for purging orthodox jews from Germany, duh....

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:12 | 3005016 downwiththebanks
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The pejorative 'Nazi' hardly means much here, considering the claimiant is an ardent supporter of the colonization of Palestine by White European land-grabbers in addition to Apartheid and ethnic cleansing.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 22:01 | 3005505 NeedtoSecede
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To all the Jew Haters (I am not a Jew), I have a few questions:

1. What is the difference between apartheid, ethnic cleasing and extermination?

2. The current population of Israel is about 8 million.  Less than 6 million are Jews, and nearly 2 million call themselves Arabs. If Israel was such a bad place to live for "the other", why are there close to 2 million living there now?  Why don't they leave?  Why haven't the evil Jews "cleansed" them already?

3. Back to 6 million Jews in Israel.  That is 0.08% percent of the world's population.  And it is stuck in a shitty piece of desert surrounded by some really enlightened neighbors.  And you fucknuts need to blame ALL the world's problems on this tiny fraction of the world's population, living in a shitty neighborhood, surrounded by shitty neighbors??? It just doesn't hunt for me any longer.  Just deal with it already and redirect all that energy someplace else. 

Central Bankers would be a good place to start...

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 23:20 | 3005575 dolph9
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Israel controls things through its proxy, America.

Where have you been?  Hiding under a rock since 1945?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 02:28 | 3005788 NeedtoSecede
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Seems to me the only butt kissing we have been doing is on the Saudi Kings and Princes fat asses.

Real strong proof you have there "Israel controls things."  That really convinces me of your genius and your insight into this fucked up part of the globe.  What are these "things" they control?  Please educate me.  How does less than 6 million people call the shots for all 7 billion of us?  Please do tell, and be more specific and save me the PLO/Hamas/Jew-Hater talking points.

Again why hate a few million jews when you can focus your rage on a handful of lying fucktard central bankers?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 03:47 | 3005831 UP Forester
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"things" : media, damn near worldwide, US gov't, UK gov't, Canada gov't, black-market nuclear trade (see South African affair), airport security, network security, phone security, and the amount of white phosphorus the Palestinians receive, in handy 60 to 155 mm doses.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 08:50 | 3005938 TeMpTeK
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Stop asking rational well thought out questions and get back in the jew hate line.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:17 | 3004908 Unprepared
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That's correct. In Sunni muslim world, there has been a systematic villainization of Shiites in the media, and I would guess vice-versa. Whomever is orchestring this is preparing the ground for an intra-religious war similar to post-invasion Iraq but on a grander scale.


As a Muslim, I say fuck you to both ignorant salafists and zeoulous shiites.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:40 | 3004794 Frank N. Beans
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Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:41 | 3004799 gimli
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I'd rather watch the 1st installment of The Hobbit.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:42 | 3004804 DaddyO
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Good One, Tyler!


Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:46 | 3004817 Yellowhoard
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Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:49 | 3004823 I am Jobe
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Let the games begin. Amerikans are stuffing their face , who the fuck cares is all they are saying .


Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:03 | 3004863 Oldballplayer
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Its not really our face we stuff.  Its our bellies.  We stuff it with wonderful, cheap food.  And the best part is we throw away about half of it.  You could feed a Hatian village on the food tossed on my block.

And we say we are thankful.  But most of us are not.  Its always been there.  And it always will.  Right?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:06 | 3004876 Ginsengbull
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Did you eat the liver, heart, gizzard, and neck?


Burrrrp. I sure did. That's my appetizer/breakfast.


Mixed with fishheads and rice, it could have fed a starving family in ethiopia.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:20 | 3004920 Enslavethechild...
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It could have fed a starving family in America

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 17:24 | 3005182 Ginsengbull
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Are there any?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:51 | 3004829 Zoltan
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Ummmm Silver goes down initially because???

"Who is Tyler Durden"  loved that bit.



Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:21 | 3004921 formadesika3
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Because markets are rational???

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:07 | 3005006 JustObserving
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Preemptive sale by Blythe? Happens all the time when silver is supposed to rocket.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:13 | 3005215 tmosley
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Because NIA got called out repeatedly by those in the silver investment community.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 13:59 | 3004854 rodocostarica
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I could handle the war aspect..But no ZH? Man that is just fricking impossible to deal with.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:46 | 3005248 Urban Redneck
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Move to eastern Switzerland, do a little B&E, and play at the ZH web server console ...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 03:18 | 3005810 slackrabbit
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No ZH, truly an apocalypse!

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:00 | 3004857 Oldballplayer
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You should not let the Admin passwords fall into the hands of your creepy kids.  This is how this stuff ends up on the internet.


Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:06 | 3004878 orangegeek
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What a disservice.


If gold, oil and silver priced in US Dollars rose to highs as they suggest in this cartoon, then the US Dollar would have to fall.  Fair enough?


If the US Dollar fell, the Euro, Yen, Pound and C-Dollar would have to climb.  Three of these are dependent on foreign oil and have no natural sources of oil, nor gold nor silver.


It is more likely that commodities priced in Euros would likely rocket and commodities prices in US Dollars would likely fall to offset.


The US Dollar is the world currency that accounts for over 60% of global trade.  This isn't changing anytime soon.


Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:10 | 3004887 fonzannoon
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 "the Euro, Yen, Pound and C-Dollar would have to climb."

Maybe, maybe not. There is no reason they all could not get re priced against gold etc.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:23 | 3004924 Enslavethechild...
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The Dollar is increasingly becoming worth less. Revolution is inevitable

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:08 | 3004882 DeliciousSteak
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If you're going to do doom porn, put some effort into it. The first 30 seconds killed a promising doom-boner.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:11 | 3004891 buzzsaw99
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imo usa weapons look much cooler with a swastika, er, star of david, painted on them. now izreel even has their own version of the warsaw ghetto for undesireables too.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:17 | 3004906 Duke of Con Dao
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given the new ceasefire accord in Gaza perhaps
we will be spared anymore outbursts from this brat!
Allah Akbar!
YouTube - Potty Mouthed 10 Yr Old Palestinian Girl Opens a Can of Kick Ass on Israeli Soldiers
(subtitles included... )

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:38 | 3005229 Seorse Gorog fr...
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Give it a rest, man.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:18 | 3004912 ebworthen
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"1 oz. Max Kaiser coin"


"ZeroHedge taken off-line by U.S. Government"

Good stuff, though I think China would need to be involved for it to be the end of the World.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:50 | 3005239 dogbreath
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$493 on Ebay      too funny
Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:44 | 3004969 Non Passaran
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The vid didn't persuade me (although it's nicely made). 

Why would one hoard anything but food in case of such developments?  

Demand for oil would probably drop.  Sure, significant deliveries would be interrupted and let's say 20% of world oil capacity taken offline, but industrial production would instantly crash more than that.  There would be surplus of oil. People would lose jobs and stay home so demand from cars would collapse. Trucks would deliver only basic necessities. International travel and tourism would also collapse.  OK, the military would spend more, but I doubt they would make up for the loss in civilian economy. (Stat: DoD consumes about 300K+ bpd (2006)).

The same goes for PMs (I own, so I think I'm being objective). People who aren't buying now will be even less willing to buy then (and especiallly if prices were even higher). 

I can see how food prices would go up. And in case the shit really hits the fan, the only good investment would be a ticket to Mars on one of those next-gen private space ships. 

One plausible & PM-positive scenario that I read was that famous novel about a sudden U.S. dollar collapse written by a blogger sometime in 2009 or 2010. That was quite realistic.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:05 | 3005255 Urban Redneck
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There's not that much industrial production left to crash in the US...

Eventually, oil demand would fall, but not before supply was exhausted (as well as the consumer's pocketbook)

At which point the interdependencies become self-evident and the consequences less predictable 

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:45 | 3004972 Drachma
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What's the Apocalypse without a good trailer.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:45 | 3004973 americanspirit
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I wouldn't bet against the possibility that one or more countries - can't even begin to say which ones - have buried weapons of various kinds underneath US and major European cities. At a miniimum these would be CBW weapons - probably 'dirty bombs' as well. I'm equally sure that at least some of these weapons do not rely on remote triggering - rather, there are no doubt deeply concealed sleeper agents who will have the means to detonate these weapons regardless of external circumstances. I'm sure that the US has done this too - probably worldwide. after all, who is going to risk losing a substantial portion of an electronics-dependent retalitory strike force to a coordinated EMP attack? I have a feeling that the next world war isn't going to be about missiles and aircraft but about cities simply disappearing.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:53 | 3004983 unrulian
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Are you ok? you have to get off the fucking video games and antidepressants

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 23:14 | 3005566 foxmuldar
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Didn't we see that on 24 a few episodes back? lol You worry too much. Jack Bauer always saves us in the nick of time. Even when the White house had a black president, Jack was there to save the day. 

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 01:41 | 3005745 bunnyswanson
Wed, 12/12/2012 - 14:22 | 3056596 Colonial Intent
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The next war will be fought with race-specific bioweapons.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:50 | 3004979 Sphinx_www
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... And the VIX dips below 15 ....

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:27 | 3005292 resurger
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good one

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 14:57 | 3004988 freedogger
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Bookmark this just in case:

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:09 | 3005012 danielvisionvic...'s picture

Thanks so much for the post. -Dan-

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:17 | 3005025 nah
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birthday nightmare

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:21 | 3005028 Segestan
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Geeez...their intel is alllllll .. wrong!. WWIII starts between Iceland and Zimbabwe.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:53 | 3005081 MonkeyBOOM
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So, lets see if I get the sales pitch right: The world goes to crap, gold goes up... come buy some gold. What a surprise that a site pumping gold would create a video of an implausable future which results in gold being very highly valued. Your fear is their profit... stay grounded folks. Iran is about as capable of taking out oil for the world as Stephen Hawking of playing the guitar.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 01:19 | 3005724 Lednbrass
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Huh? Iran is quite capable of taking out Saudi production, their new Meshkats can hit stationary targets at that range without too much diffculty. They already have Russian missiles with that capability that they bought over a decade ago and nobody knows how many they have gotten from the Chinese.

I think you are way off, it seems likely that their current cruise missile capability could knock out Saudi wells without too much trouble.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 12:36 | 3008448 xiao miao
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"The citizens keep voting these radicals into office, they have to share the consequences from the actions of their leaders.
I think that the next time Hamas goes on another rage, Israel should drop about a dozen well space 5,000 pound aerial burst bombs and we can solve two problems at the same time. No more problems from Hamas and it looks to be just about long enough to make a perfect air base and naval port and in a friendly country. How's that for a Dresden type message to the terrorist. Sorry about that, but we are not going to put up with your crap anymore! Whose next?"

You are right Alpharetta. They are extremely dangerous. Let's bomb 'em back to the stone age. Two problems solved at the same time. One threat less and more oil for the civilized world. Iraq docet



Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:55 | 3005087 monopoly
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Well, you can steal from me, try and hurt me, make it hard for me to function but don't you dare, do not even try to take away my Zero Hedge, for you will have hell to pay and live to regret it! If you even live.     



Thu, 11/22/2012 - 15:58 | 3005091 fast mover
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More iStores, less war

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