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Giving Thanks That It Has Not Come To This
On occasions such as the increasingly binary-outcome world in which we exist today, it is perhaps more important to give thanks not for what has happened, but for what has not, such as this fictional and dramatic potential outcome.
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I'm pretty sure we can raise consciousness a little higher than that...
Impossible when pain is not reconciled. The best efforts done so far are half assed, half thought of and poorly executed on all levels. To allow the idea of epiphany to enter a situation; the chaotic calm, tao, whatever people like to call it. The center must be recognized, acknowledged and maintained.
Yet here we are running from starboard to port in some insane attempt to swamp our own life raft.
Don't let go of the steer-board to go drink port with the crew. Stay focused captain
Zerohedge just jumped the shark.
I would herein like to thank goodness for the alien invasion that has not yet occured, even though I know the good Paul Krugman has one incorporated in his mathematical models showing how the economy can be saved through more debt and spending.
People always get richer when they have everything they own stolen from them.
The guy is a douche bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVof0qj7SOw
A little bit of talent and cheap or pirate production software is a dangerous thing.
This is one of the worse videos i've seen. Garbage.. It was almost credible until the part about Iran and the predictions of what their leader would say.. Sounds like Zionist propoganda to me. So they put a cheap ZH plug in the end to get it on this site.. I'm going to go throw up.. I use to like his videos. I will unsubscribe to him on youtube as well..
To CPL above.
Well said.
As the incomprable Frank Herbert said:
Atrocity is recognized as such by victim and predator alike, by all who learn about it at whatever remove. Atrocity has no excuses, no mitigating argument. Atrocity never balances or rectifies the past. Atrocity merely arms the future for more atrocity. It is self-perpetuating upon itself — a barbarous form of incest. Whoever commits atrocity also commits those future atrocities thus bred.
If you're feeling, brave, bold or otherwise called to participate in something big, drop by here. My call out to help make a real difference. ZH will be helped too. Help pass th eword out too. Manythanks...
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2012/06/05/6666-beyond-carbon-beyond-time/
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Nah, that'll be when Tyler's on Dancing With The Stars.
Zerohedge jumped the shark when the commenters here began confusing cartel-style corruption with socialism.
>Implying they don't use the same means to acheive the same outcome
They use different means to acheive the same outcome.
Right, one takes from others and gives to themselves and cronies, while the other takes from others and gives to themselves and cronies.
One exploits the free market by pretending to compete, the other replaces the free market without pretending.
I'm curious. Do you consider Obama to be a Cartel guy, or a Socialist guy?
Cartel guys are Socialist guys. It keeps them in business
No, the bank bailouts were not in the name of socialism, they were in the name of a massive ponzi scheme! They like the bailouts, but they NEED free-markets to do their business.
May not have been in name, but privatizing the profits while socializing the losses is fascist socialism.
I call it fascism.
I'd have to say you're correct. I've been told that Fascism is the state controlled means of production. Communism is the state owned means of production.
Everyone's got a different definiton. Fascism in my opinon is a complex system that combines a government populated by oligarchs, military men, elected officials (corrupt and not), cartels & monopolies, and police forces who collude at certain points to get what they want-- namely money and power. Fascism has less to do with communism than you'd think... the state is controlled by business interests like the Federal Reserve, the MIC, and Monsanto, etc. The government is populated by businessmen who serve other interests. Fascism is what we have presently. Socialism doesn't transfer all of main street's wealth to Wall Street. Fascism does. It seems confusing because they both can be authoritarian.
you are wrong. fascism and bolshie fabian socialism are siamese twins
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabian_Society
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolshevik
these don't seem that similar to me, hence bolshie fabian socialism seems odd. also fabian socialism, unless it's britain about 1960, hasn't been practiced as a nation.
bolshevism, as stalin noted, is also a misnomer: we aren't the majority, we are all.
totalitarian states, whatever they call themselves, are indeed similar.
our budding totalitarians bush and obama certainly resemble each other in policy if not vibe.
Oh great. Another friggin argument about semantics.
An argument about meaning? I wish we had more. Anything to reduce the aggregate amount of certainty-- SELF-certainty in particular.
Don't you find it frustrating to have a discussion if the terms are not defined and suddenly in the middle of a hot debate you find that my understanding of the definition of socialism is different from yours and we are stupidly arguing about apples and oranges, without even realizing it.
no
He's a puppet. HE wants statism/socialism, but his advisors (Goldman Sachs guys) want the "free-market" ponzi to continue. I think the decision to bail out the banks during the financial crisis was made easy when they told him the entire economy would collapse and people would be in the streets if banks werent bailed out. In other words, bailouts for finance-capital amounts not to socialism, but to late capitalism-- chock full 'o cartels. I just don't know sometimes... Maybe O knows, maybe he's just a hapless pawn. Either way, the cartel runs the show, not a boardroom full of bearded communists and pamphleteering revolutonaries.
I hear you. Still, I think the boardroom is communist, or fascist or whatever, whether or not they have any beards. They just try to look good to keep the game of skimming off the productive going.
"One exploits the free market by pretending to compete, the other replaces the free market without pretending."
Well, by your criteria, I would have to say that Obama is a cartel style corruption pretender. He claimed he was going to cut the deficit in half in his first term, and... I'll bring the troops home as soon as I'm in office and you can take that to the bank. Among many other things that he 'pretended' about in order to gain the seat of President.
Cheers THX 1178
Just curious, as I always am... would you consider the U.S. Government's 'conservatorship' of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to be communism or fascism?
I don't know. On one hand, you could imagine the bankers claiming it needed bailing out for the purpose of ponzi-continuance. One the other, the two organizations wouldn't have existed under a true free market. The bankers don't necessarily want free markets... they want safety nets in place-- institutions in place that they can benefit from too.
The bankers are not communist/socialist, but are not free-marketers either. They want preferential treatment.
Worse, it jumped thanksgiving iran, sorry turkey.
well that was a pretty pointless and stupid video...
Weekend tyler jumped the shark.
What is weekend tyler's connection with future money trends - a smooth fraud production, IMO. Obviously if weekend tyler lumps together these shitty future money trends videos with other financial reporting then I have no confidene in the other financial reporting by weekend tyler.
ZH served a purpose of providing hard hittiing insight for a while, but by continuously pumping this FTM crap maybe its now a front for penny pump and dump schemes. Is weekend tyler aka jon lebed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFcgwZ3xjJg
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/future-money-trends-why-gold-money-king...
read the comment by Red Neck Repugnicnat in the ZH post in the above link.
Forgot to put Guest Post: with credit to Bruce Krasting...
Ha! Happy thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving?
It's got to be April 1st somewhere....
my commodities positions from the above would certainly give thanks.
jumping in line but it's "occasions" (second word in original post above).
look, over there!
what...um..a unicorn??..where, where...where-da unicorn?
Save me some skittles, I need to get this taste out of my mouth....
Give it a brake, its not E-Z 2 spill-check while wotshing the turkey in the o'ven,,, oh shiiiiit
I'm pretty sure we can't. This is something God and/or Mother Nature is going to have to sort out.
You will never accomplish something you don't even attempt or put effort into
The average American is yelling at an inanimate object projecting a game involving a ball today, while they feast on items, which, as far as they're concerned, magically appear in a supermarket. If you think you can inspire them to do or ponder much more... you're a dumb-ass... but good luck.
If you want to see a real dumbass, simply go look in the mirror you pathetic fuctard
Hey dumbass you spelled fuctard wrong,FuckTard.
OIL at $450, GOLD at $5000, SILVER at $532.
No problem: all of us here have been prepared for the world to "go Durden" for a long while.
Shit...I was prepared..but the storm, the boat was swamped, it was all we could do to get ashore...
Durden Darden... whatever
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can".
This one is 100% classic. Share this one with your friends who are not awake.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOshw4kIGR4
Without comment: A $198 laptop vs a $225 iPod Touch.
My consciousness would be raised if she took her clothes off.
you mean hotties on TV?
Her left tit is twice the size of her right one
Your right eye is half the size of your left eye...
Your brain is half the size of your tiny little dick
And given your spelling abilities you 'fuctard, imbesile, (in)competant'(sic). I'd say your brain is far smaller than your dick. You know, the dick that makes you envious of hamsters. Which is lucky for the rest of us because you can't breed with anything resembling a human. Do the board and planet a favor and find a way to end your existence that doesn't harm other sentient beings. Watching you troll this post with badly spelled insults to other ZHer's without the simplest sane rebuttal is punishment enough for most...
Do me.
As this piece portrays a possible "future" scenario, we can only assume that she is representing the results of cosmetic surgery under the "future" Obamacare.
Id drink her bath water
I'm pretty sure we can raise consciousness a little higher than that...
besides, that's not how you do it Spitzer
Spitzer is a waste of human genetics
Perhaps, but he sure knows how to conserve precious water...
Cute girl. Stupid video.
Golden Shower?
It's just the result of bubble deflation.
love the Max Keiser/Tyler Durden bit.
If Israel were to attack Iran, it wouldn't cause WW3 - in fact I suspect that it wouldn't cause anything except maybe a bit more terrorism. Iran is feared by its neighbours, all of whom would like to see it in ruins if a good strike would achieve that end for a long time, they only lack the strength to do it properly and cannot be seen to side with Israel by their own populations and the Imams.
If the Saudis, Iraqis and kuwaitis could get the Israelis to do the necessary deed, they would of course condemn it public but send Netenyahu a bloody big box of Cuban cigars in private!
The Israeli gov are the real terrorists u fucking stupid moron
Take it easy Nazi.
If the Arabs put down their weapons there would be peace, if Israel put down their weapons there would be another Holocaust.
Apartheid Israel, midwifed into existence by the imperialistic UN and bankrolled by welfare checks from Uncle Sam, has one purpose: ethncially cleanse Palestine and steal the land for White European colonialists.
The rest is just Hocus Pocus.
What about the Jews ? They got all their land taken away in Europe.
It is doubtful that there has ever been a more miserable human refuse than Jewish survivors after World War II. Starving, emaciated, stateless—they were not welcomed back by countries where they had lived for generations as assimilated and educated citizens. Germany was no place to return to and in Kielce, Poland, 40 Jews who survived the Holocaust were killed in a pogrom one year after the war ended. The European Jew, circa 1945, quickly went from victim to international refugee disaster.
Yet within a very brief time, this epic calamity disappeared, so much so that few people today even remember the period. How did this happen in an era when Palestinian refugees have continued to be stateless for generations?
To begin with, the Jews would all still be living in these DP camps, only now the camps would have become squalid ghettos throughout Europe. The refugees would continue to be fed and clothed by a committee similar to UNRWA—the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East (paid for mostly by the United States since 1948). Blessed with one of the world's highest birth rates, they would now number in the many millions. And 66 years later, new generations, fed on a mixture of hate and lies against the Europeans, would now seethe with anger.
Full article http://teakdoor.com/issues/94364-what-if-jews-had-followed-palestinian.html
All that is true but does not justify in any way that they would do the same thing or worse to other people. Hell, black people should be going around and enslaving anyone and everyone
.... wait a sec.
That's a nice use of selective history and evasion as a means of saying, "I support Apartheid."
Umm... Is there Jewish ghettos scattered all over Europe ?
So it's ok to steal, so long as you got stolen from first? Sort of like "pay it forward" only completely and totally evil?
Awesome morality you have there. I'm sure it won't lead to the extinction of the human race.
Headline in London newspaper(Daily Express) March 1933:
"Judea Declares War on Germany"
look it up...
The young men and women that join the armed forces are the fucking terrorists
WoW....who invited the hippy fucktard to ZH?
Their fellow Muslims are happy to use the Palestinians as a human shield and martyr mechanism.
Dumb idea to establish Israel in the middle of Muslim land, but we are still fighting the Crusades after all.
And now, rather than truly fighting over Jerusalem or some rock of religious signficance it is really all about the oil because oil = food.
In the long term, OIL = TEMPORARY INSANITY, FOOD = FOOD
Only with a greatly reduced world population not dependent on mechanized agriculture; but perhaps that is what you meant.
One other purpose, a safe haven for any bankster criminal in the world that can make it there with enough assets and the "Right of Return". No assets and you're extradited however.
Are you saying the jews who currently live in Iran and other muslim countries (e.g. Morocco) are being exterminated as we speak?
Is that where Ben Bernanke lives?
No, we all know that isn't happening.
Islam needs to go through a reformation period so that others can trust them to treat others with respect. Things may change with this Gaza ceasefire. I suspect we now have a Gaza/Egypt accord that could well mean ease of border crossings between those two. Do the Gazans stay in Gaza or emigrate to Egypt? Time will tell.
No, but Uncle Sam did just promise a bunch more welfare to the White Zionists occupying Palestine!
If the Jews put down their weapons there would be peace, if Nazi Germany put down their weapons there would be another Treaty of Versailles.
Funny how you can turn things around like that.
Remind us all again how many wars Iran has initiated in the 65 years during which Apartheid Israel has invaded and stolen land from every adjacent territory--repeatedly.
After 2003, Iraq is firmly in Iran's camp.
That the despotic feudal monarchies of Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Bahrain, etc. support Apartheid Israel's ethnic cleansing campaign tells us much more about them than it does either the genocidal Zionists or the Iranian government.
Nazi, are you aware of who started those wars ? Isreal finished them but do you know who started them ?
Yeah, we do know who started this war,
"The war began on June 5 with Israel launching surprise bombing raids against Egyptian air-fields after a period of high tension that included an Israeli raid into the Jordanian-controlled West Bank. Within six days, Israel had won a decisive land war. Israeli forces had taken control of the Gaza Strip and the Sinai Peninsula from Egypt, the West Bank and East Jerusalem from Jordan, and the Golan Heights from Syria."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
National Zionist Party, after the national socialists merged with the zionists for votes, in return for purging orthodox jews from Germany, duh....
The pejorative 'Nazi' hardly means much here, considering the claimiant is an ardent supporter of the colonization of Palestine by White European land-grabbers in addition to Apartheid and ethnic cleansing.
To all the Jew Haters (I am not a Jew), I have a few questions:
1. What is the difference between apartheid, ethnic cleasing and extermination?
2. The current population of Israel is about 8 million. Less than 6 million are Jews, and nearly 2 million call themselves Arabs. If Israel was such a bad place to live for "the other", why are there close to 2 million living there now? Why don't they leave? Why haven't the evil Jews "cleansed" them already?
3. Back to 6 million Jews in Israel. That is 0.08% percent of the world's population. And it is stuck in a shitty piece of desert surrounded by some really enlightened neighbors. And you fucknuts need to blame ALL the world's problems on this tiny fraction of the world's population, living in a shitty neighborhood, surrounded by shitty neighbors??? It just doesn't hunt for me any longer. Just deal with it already and redirect all that energy someplace else.
Central Bankers would be a good place to start...
Israel controls things through its proxy, America.
Where have you been? Hiding under a rock since 1945?
Seems to me the only butt kissing we have been doing is on the Saudi Kings and Princes fat asses.
Real strong proof you have there "Israel controls things." That really convinces me of your genius and your insight into this fucked up part of the globe. What are these "things" they control? Please educate me. How does less than 6 million people call the shots for all 7 billion of us? Please do tell, and be more specific and save me the PLO/Hamas/Jew-Hater talking points.
Again why hate a few million jews when you can focus your rage on a handful of lying fucktard central bankers?
"things" : media, damn near worldwide, US gov't, UK gov't, Canada gov't, black-market nuclear trade (see South African affair), airport security, network security, phone security, and the amount of white phosphorus the Palestinians receive, in handy 60 to 155 mm doses.
Stop asking rational well thought out questions and get back in the jew hate line.
That's correct. In Sunni muslim world, there has been a systematic villainization of Shiites in the media, and I would guess vice-versa. Whomever is orchestring this is preparing the ground for an intra-religious war similar to post-invasion Iraq but on a grander scale.
As a Muslim, I say fuck you to both ignorant salafists and zeoulous shiites.
kewl
I'd rather watch the 1st installment of The Hobbit.
Good One, Tyler!
DaddyO
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
http://www.futuremoneytrends.com/index.php/trend-articles/2011-articles/80-the-end-game-for-the-gold-cartel
Let the games begin. Amerikans are stuffing their face , who the fuck cares is all they are saying .
Its not really our face we stuff. Its our bellies. We stuff it with wonderful, cheap food. And the best part is we throw away about half of it. You could feed a Hatian village on the food tossed on my block.
And we say we are thankful. But most of us are not. Its always been there. And it always will. Right?
Did you eat the liver, heart, gizzard, and neck?
Burrrrp. I sure did. That's my appetizer/breakfast.
Mixed with fishheads and rice, it could have fed a starving family in ethiopia.
It could have fed a starving family in America
Are there any?
Ummmm Silver goes down initially because???
"Who is Tyler Durden" loved that bit.
Z
Because markets are rational???
Preemptive sale by Blythe? Happens all the time when silver is supposed to rocket.
Because NIA got called out repeatedly by those in the silver investment community.
I could handle the war aspect..But no ZH? Man that is just fricking impossible to deal with.
Move to eastern Switzerland, do a little B&E, and play at the ZH web server console ...
No ZH, truly an apocalypse!
You should not let the Admin passwords fall into the hands of your creepy kids. This is how this stuff ends up on the internet.
What a disservice.
If gold, oil and silver priced in US Dollars rose to highs as they suggest in this cartoon, then the US Dollar would have to fall. Fair enough?
If the US Dollar fell, the Euro, Yen, Pound and C-Dollar would have to climb. Three of these are dependent on foreign oil and have no natural sources of oil, nor gold nor silver.
It is more likely that commodities priced in Euros would likely rocket and commodities prices in US Dollars would likely fall to offset.
http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/us-dollar-falls-hard-as-bets-are-made-o...
The US Dollar is the world currency that accounts for over 60% of global trade. This isn't changing anytime soon.
"the Euro, Yen, Pound and C-Dollar would have to climb."
Maybe, maybe not. There is no reason they all could not get re priced against gold etc.
The Dollar is increasingly becoming worth less. Revolution is inevitable
If you're going to do doom porn, put some effort into it. The first 30 seconds killed a promising doom-boner.
Oh, come on. If you want some FUD with your Thanks-giving pud, think bigger.
The magnetic canopy of sunspot AR1618 is crackling with M-class solar flares, and NOAA forecasters say an X-flare could be in the offing. AR1618 has a delta-class magnetic field that harbors energy for the strongest eruptions. Any flares today would likely be Earth-directed as the sunspot is directly facing our planet. Sunspot AR1618 is so large (10 times wider than Earth) that Jett Aguilar was able to see it this morning when the sun came up over Marikina City, the Philippines.
11.22.12
“Even
After
All this time
The Sun never says to the Earth,
"You owe me."
Look
What happens
With a love like that,
It lights the whole sky.”
Khw?ja Šams ud-D?n Muhammad H?fez-e Š?r?z?
imo usa weapons look much cooler with a swastika, er, star of david, painted on them. now izreel even has their own version of the warsaw ghetto for undesireables too.
given the new ceasefire accord in Gaza perhaps
we will be spared anymore outbursts from this brat!
Allah Akbar!
...
YouTube - Potty Mouthed 10 Yr Old Palestinian Girl Opens a Can of Kick Ass on Israeli Soldiers
(subtitles included... )
Give it a rest, man.
"1 oz. Max Kaiser coin"
and
"ZeroHedge taken off-line by U.S. Government"
Good stuff, though I think China would need to be involved for it to be the end of the World.
The vid didn't persuade me (although it's nicely made).
Why would one hoard anything but food in case of such developments?
Demand for oil would probably drop. Sure, significant deliveries would be interrupted and let's say 20% of world oil capacity taken offline, but industrial production would instantly crash more than that. There would be surplus of oil. People would lose jobs and stay home so demand from cars would collapse. Trucks would deliver only basic necessities. International travel and tourism would also collapse. OK, the military would spend more, but I doubt they would make up for the loss in civilian economy. (Stat: DoD consumes about 300K+ bpd (2006)).
The same goes for PMs (I own, so I think I'm being objective). People who aren't buying now will be even less willing to buy then (and especiallly if prices were even higher).
I can see how food prices would go up. And in case the shit really hits the fan, the only good investment would be a ticket to Mars on one of those next-gen private space ships.
One plausible & PM-positive scenario that I read was that famous novel about a sudden U.S. dollar collapse written by a blogger sometime in 2009 or 2010. That was quite realistic.
There's not that much industrial production left to crash in the US...
Eventually, oil demand would fall, but not before supply was exhausted (as well as the consumer's pocketbook)
At which point the interdependencies become self-evident and the consequences less predictable
What's the Apocalypse without a good trailer.
I wouldn't bet against the possibility that one or more countries - can't even begin to say which ones - have buried weapons of various kinds underneath US and major European cities. At a miniimum these would be CBW weapons - probably 'dirty bombs' as well. I'm equally sure that at least some of these weapons do not rely on remote triggering - rather, there are no doubt deeply concealed sleeper agents who will have the means to detonate these weapons regardless of external circumstances. I'm sure that the US has done this too - probably worldwide. after all, who is going to risk losing a substantial portion of an electronics-dependent retalitory strike force to a coordinated EMP attack? I have a feeling that the next world war isn't going to be about missiles and aircraft but about cities simply disappearing.
Are you ok? you have to get off the fucking video games and antidepressants
Didn't we see that on 24 a few episodes back? lol You worry too much. Jack Bauer always saves us in the nick of time. Even when the White house had a black president, Jack was there to save the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHbA4GlSI Crazy Train
The next war will be fought with race-specific bioweapons.
... And the VIX dips below 15 ....
lol
good one
Bookmark this just in case:
http://178.209.48.13
Thanks so much for the post. -Dan-
birthday nightmare
Geeez...their intel is alllllll .. wrong!. WWIII starts between Iceland and Zimbabwe.
So, lets see if I get the sales pitch right: The world goes to crap, gold goes up... come buy some gold. What a surprise that a site pumping gold would create a video of an implausable future which results in gold being very highly valued. Your fear is their profit... stay grounded folks. Iran is about as capable of taking out oil for the world as Stephen Hawking of playing the guitar.
Huh? Iran is quite capable of taking out Saudi production, their new Meshkats can hit stationary targets at that range without too much diffculty. They already have Russian missiles with that capability that they bought over a decade ago and nobody knows how many they have gotten from the Chinese.
I think you are way off, it seems likely that their current cruise missile capability could knock out Saudi wells without too much trouble.
"The citizens keep voting these radicals into office, they have to share the consequences from the actions of their leaders.
I think that the next time Hamas goes on another rage, Israel should drop about a dozen well space 5,000 pound aerial burst bombs and we can solve two problems at the same time. No more problems from Hamas and it looks to be just about long enough to make a perfect air base and naval port and in a friendly country. How's that for a Dresden type message to the terrorist. Sorry about that, but we are not going to put up with your crap anymore! Whose next?"
http://forums.silverseek.com/showthread.php?11908-Request-to-ban-member-...
You are right Alpharetta. They are extremely dangerous. Let's bomb 'em back to the stone age. Two problems solved at the same time. One threat less and more oil for the civilized world. Iraq docet
Well, you can steal from me, try and hurt me, make it hard for me to function but don't you dare, do not even try to take away my Zero Hedge, for you will have hell to pay and live to regret it! If you even live.
Happy Thanksgiving.....lol
More iStores, less war