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Giving Thanks That It Has Not Come To This

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On occasions such as the increasingly binary-outcome world in which we exist today, it is perhaps more important to give thanks not for what has happened, but for what has not, such as this fictional and dramatic potential outcome.

For your Thanksgiving entertainment pleasure:

 

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Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:07 | 3005105 PhattyBuoy
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We will see how prescient some of this is by Thanksgiving 2013 ...

There is a shit storm coming in the ME ... with lit matches everywhere.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:22 | 3005124 TraderTimm
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The real problem is religon is a mind-virus, infecting people and causing untold harm.

Get two regions in the mix with different religons, instant conflict that won't end until both sides are beaten and bloody.

It would be nice if logic dominated once in the cycle, but you can't hear rational arguments over the noise of 'true believers'.

 

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:46 | 3005319 ForTheWorld
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It is possible for "true believers", as you say, to exercise logic, call into action particular teachings of their chosen religion and NOT hurt someone. "Do unto others..." and all that.

Then again, I also know people who are born again who are bigoted beyond belief, and see no problem with it.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 16:40 | 3005146 The Eradicator
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I'd hate to see what your Christmas video is.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 17:00 | 3005164 tmosley
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Brought to you by the same lying cheating shills that brought you the NIA.

How quickly some Tylers forget.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 17:03 | 3005166 DOGGONE
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Massive deception by omission. "The big con infests America."
http://patrick.net/forum/?p=1219038

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 18:39 | 3005230 Seorse Gorog fr...
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We are all Tyler Durden.

 

Zero Hedge will go rogue with via telegram and carrier pigeon.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:23 | 3005280 jonjon831983
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Well fuck... "Skeleton of hero World War II carrier pigeon found in chimney with a secret message still attached to its leg (and now Bletchley Park are trying to crack the code)"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2226203/Skeleton-hero-World-War-...

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:17 | 3005356 optimator
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The Wehrmacht troops on the channel coast in France would amuse themselves by using those pidgeons for target practice.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 19:27 | 3005291 resurger
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BREAKING STORY

Iran just bombed Israel

The world is now saved... Happy Thnx giving

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 01:08 | 3005710 bunnyswanson
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It is not the country (ies), it is their leaders.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlUHIiTwBzQ - Mr. Nothing (Nikka Costa)

They say we are winning when we are actually losing.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:08 | 3005346 knicks3005
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His name is Tyler Durden.

His name is Tyler Durden.

His name is Tyler Durden.

His name is Tyler Durdan.

His name is Tyler Durdan.

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 20:27 | 3005380 Money Squid
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His name is weekend tyler durden. Not the same as weekday tyler durden

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 21:43 | 3005490 BlackholeDivestment
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...what, no WMD event in city? Those NTI boys did not make their movies fer nothing. How else will the prophetic false peace with Israel and the nations be sealed with the NWO borderless mark of the beast?

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 22:35 | 3005533 chump666
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That was really well done.

Be careful what you wish for...

But yeah lock it in, 2013

http://youtu.be/6ODNxy3YOPU

 

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 23:19 | 3005571 foxmuldar
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So sad to see most of you siding with that lunitic Ahmadinejad. But then I suspect most of you here posting are raving lunitics. haha Don't worry if Iran strikes first, Obama won't respond, just as he didn't when Stevens kept calling for help. As Obama would say, optimal damage is necessary sometimes. 

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 23:27 | 3005588 akak
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So sad to see most of you siding with that lunitic Ahmadinejad.

That is an illogical and idiotic assumption.  Simply because most here have no love for the foreign entanglements of the US federal government, most especially in regards to Israel, is no reason to assume that we therefore automatically support Israel's enemies (who are legion).  A pox on ALL their houses, I say!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 13:05 | 3006667 Amagnonx
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I have no problem admitting I fully support Iran and Ahmadinejad.  He has shown immense tolerance under extreme stress - he is hands down the best global leader left after they killed Quadaffi.

 

@foxmoulder

 

The opinion you have of Ahmadinejad was given to you by the extremist western media - and you simply swallowed it, and now regurgitate it.

 

Listening to the uneducated and uncritical opinions of the average knuckedragger saves me having to watch the TV - I can get a quick distillation of the latest propaganda in 25 words or less.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 02:36 | 3005793 q99x2
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That was rather cheery except for them shutting down ZH.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 03:12 | 3005807 Lord Koos
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Nice Thanksgiving day piece.  I think you should change the name of this site to everythingsfucked.com.  

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 03:28 | 3005822 slackrabbit
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If I really enjoyed that video, does that make me a bad person? 

;-)

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 05:55 | 3005871 lolmao500
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Don't worry, Barak predicted less than 100 Israeli deaths! Also, safe nuclear bunker busters will be used... safe because you know... they blow up underground!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 07:52 | 3005903 Supernova Born
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Endless MSM bullshit and outright government economic manipulation has got to end at some point...right?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:36 | 3005981 Martel
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What a lousy video. Gold peddlers can't be this desperate, can they?

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