• Tim Knight from...
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  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

Gun Pulled After Man Jumps Texas Sears Black Friday Line

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Because only in America are people ready to kill each other for things they don't need and can't afford, after spending the day before being "grateful" for things they already have.


Black Friday got off to a rowdy start at a San Antonio mall where police say one shopper pulled a gun on another who punched him in the face while they were waiting in line at a Sears store.


Police Sgt. Rob Carey tells the San Antonio Express-News a man rushed into the store when it opened Thursday night to get to the front of a line, started arguing with people and tried cutting in front of them.


One man who got punched pulled a gun and that scattered shoppers, including the impatient line-cutter who took cover behind a refrigerator. Then he fled.


Carey says the man with the gun had a permit to carry the weapon and isn't being charged with a crime.

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Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:41 | 3005987 bank guy in Brussels
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As the American automobile bumper sticker says

Fight Crime - Shoot Back

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:04 | 3006075 pasco35
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OMFG!!! Could things get any worse!!!



Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:33 | 3006175 Enslavethechild...
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Big fucking deal

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:16 | 3006289 Dalago
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Corporations must LOVE the pandemonium.  The sheeple are well trained.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:42 | 3006397 strannick
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Because only in America are people ready to kill each other for things they don't need and can't afford, after spending the day before being "grateful" for things they already have.


Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:31 | 3006580 icanhasbailout
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We can't run a peaceful post-holiday shopping sale, but let's try to patch up the Arabs and the Jews, I'm sure that will work.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 15:06 | 3007077 A Nanny Moose
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"The things you own end up owning you." -Tyler Durden

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 17:41 | 3007380 Michaelwiseguy
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Great example of proper use of firearms. I salute the person who exercised his gun rights properly.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:43 | 3011960 Buzz Fuzzel
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An armed society is a polite society.  The line jumper has probably jumped his last line.


Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:43 | 3006295 Bendromeda Strain
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I clicked your spam thinking it was relevant - it wasn't. If I desperately needed windows in your armpit neighborhood, it still wouldn't be.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 18:20 | 3007457 lolmao500
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Get yourself an imagination then you'll see hell yeah they can get worse.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:41 | 3005988 GetZeeGold
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Lucky he was in Texas.....they'll kill your ass for that in Jersey.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:04 | 3006247 cheetahbaby
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Too bad he wasn't in Jersey then.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:41 | 3005989 quasimodo
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Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:41 | 3005990 lizzy36
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Morons and muppets. Spending money they don't have on crap they don't need. The Bernanke trickle down economy!!!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:50 | 3006438 Chupacabra-322
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Fake illusion of materialism was always part of the Globalist/bankster/technocrates plans. They're "banking" on peoples self-deprication of themselves and you know what? They're right. The sheep have such a low self esteem about themselves that they need material things to boost their moral and feel good about themselves.

They suffer from Stockholm syndrome. It's why they enjoy and accept their own Police State, bondage and enslavement.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:54 | 3006640 sessinpo
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Fake illusion of materialism was always part


That statement is redundant if you haven't noticed. Materialism, while being a specific definition, is also a negative connotation or negative cultural description. As evidence, you just used materialism in that manner. It isn't fake,  it is a problem as you correctly are pointing out. But you make your point in an improper way.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:44 | 3007956 Cathartes Aura
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properly trained, brand'd consumers.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:42 | 3005991 Barry Mcokiner
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Awesome!  'merica bitchez.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:42 | 3005992 Barry Mcokiner
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Awesome!  'merica bitchez.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:42 | 3005994 firstdivision
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Weak sauce. Not even a warning shot fired.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:12 | 3006107 Sudden Debt
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next time, bring a RPG!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:24 | 3006556 JimBowie1958
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Gun muzzle blast is more than adequate warning.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:42 | 3005995 Disenchanted
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I'm not being a good consumer-bot today...I'm only leaving the house to walk my dog.


I see an attempted re-education in my future...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 14:00 | 3006873 mkhs
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Re-education? Ha, I'm immune, because you can't fix stupid.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:43 | 3005996 buzzsaw99
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hands up and back slowly away from the waffle irons

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:44 | 3005997 dwdollar
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Think this is bad? Just wait until they are hungry.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:56 | 3006044 Imminent Crucible
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That could take a long time. Most of these people know only appetite, not real hunger. They're always snacking on something. And let's face it; those camels could live off their humps for months. The ones who shop from electric carts might survive for years.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:32 | 3006172 knukles
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That's what Mrs K told me, to live off that hump for a while.
I'm going golfing

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:46 | 3006002 Cdad
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Commences the season of unwatchable BlowHorn [CNBC] coverage of SHOPPING STORIES!  Com'mon all you flesh eating zombies...go full on retail retard so that select manufacturers and mega corporations can continue to breathe...so that they can continue to scoop buckets full of money out of DC.  YOUR MONEY!

As if it is not hard enough to listen to The BlowHorn...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:50 | 3006022 Disenchanted
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Speaking of zombies...


I looked out my back window about 9:30 PM last night(I live across the street from the rear of a Target store) and there was a whole line of people stretching the length of the store shuffling along mindlessly. Why they sent them around back I have no idea, but they reminded me of extras in The Walking Dead.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:04 | 3006073 Cdad
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I've never understood any of this, being a nonmaterial sort of person my whole life.  At some level, I'd like to understand it, and maybe in participate...but alas, I am left to be the freak outsider I have always been on these SHOPPING matters.  So as to the question of why they are behind Target...can't help.  I have no idea why they want to get in to begin with.

Going to Target, usually in association with acquiring school supplies, gives me the shivers. 

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:28 | 3006162 Race Car Driver
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> (I live across the street from the rear of a Target store)

(have you considered moving?)

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 15:35 | 3007135 Disenchanted
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I was here before the Target... *shrugs*

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:55 | 3006025 Monedas
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They're bombing hospitals in Syria, Israel is treating injured Gazaians (Gazians, Gazaelites, Gazaraelis ?), no Israeli children are being treated in Gaza ..........good time to smear America over a non-event ! WTF ?  Time to purge sick media liberals from corporate headquarters ! Obligatory liberal boilerplate .... when the world looks cruel .... time for equal time dump on America ?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:29 | 3006572 JimBowie1958
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Retailers run these stories to build hype for the shopping season, and those inhabiting the lower half of the IQ bell curve jump on that shit like crazy.

Because they are a bunch of stupid inbred fuckheads they have no sense of dignity and do outrageous things in pursuit of toys for their kids, an over priced dress, or some other crap they dont need.

But MOST Americans are not like that. At least the ones I know, not a single one was at a store opening thihs morning.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:52 | 3006028 Satan
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I have no problem with queue jumpers getting shot.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:53 | 3006032 papaswamp
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Americans fighting each other over cheap crap made overseas by people who replaced them and their jobs.... Classic.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:09 | 3006046 Monedas
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Silly !  Muslims know how to go for the throat .... bombing each other's hospitals !  

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:54 | 3006035 booboo
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Influx of Yankees bailing on the services they voted for yet failed to understand the cost most likely showed up with the same "my shit don't stink" attitude. He got a lesson in Southern Manners.


Fri, 11/23/2012 - 09:54 | 3006037 alfred b.
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     People lined up at a SEARS Store....reallly?

      Now that ought to have been the headline!!!


Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:00 | 3006056 Disenchanted
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Sears is Texas' Saks Fifth Avenue...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:01 | 3006060 francis_sawyer
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Eddie Lampert autograph hounds & paparazzi...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 15:36 | 3007138 Disenchanted
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seven Texans logged in... heh heh ;p

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:02 | 3006051 Monedas
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Thank God for American color .... deadly Muslim terror is so boring !  If someone blows himself up .... give me a call ! Got any more "Hunger in America" boiler plate .... or "Obese America" boilerplate ?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:01 | 3006061 Sudden Debt
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I wish I could have pulled a gun on that guy who forced me to use my brakes on the interstate this morning...


Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:04 | 3006072 Monedas
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Another American tragedy !  Life is tough ! LOL

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:03 | 3006067 rsnoble
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Kick ass.

Just think, my dad who has old timers and stuck in a wheelchair insists on going out today in this mess.  Oh joy for me.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 13:27 | 3006747 akak
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PLEASE don't tell me that you actually hear "Alzheimers" as "old timers"!

If so, you would unfortunately not be alone.  THOSE are the people who need to be culled.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 13:35 | 3006781 AgShaman
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if you laugh out of frustration....it can help a little

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