This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
"Phones On Sale" - The Stampede Begins
When Darwin conceived his theory of Natural Selection, he hardly had this in mind, but if it succeeds in eliminating the "less than viable", well... so be it.
- 56955 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -


Look I'm not advocating the human killing the humans. I was quoting Maynard as to the natural process of cleansing occurs and welcoming a change. Let it swim, so to speak.
I owe these people Jack Shit.
I want NOTHING to do with them, and any state that tries to force me into a group with them is evil.
Island turtles have never looked so smart
+1 for the Tool reference
wash it all away
American forces around the world should view this. Just to remind themselves of our way of life they are fighting to preserve.
They are fighting for the bankers, the people that actually make the policy decisions, not these zombies that merely prop up the illusions in their own minds.
Exactly.
Blessed, non-negtotiable way of life.
+ 10000 for tool ref.
I'm pleasantly surpised theres 23 Tool fans on this site
Hmmm, for me listening to Tool is directly proportional to the amount of time I spend at ZH. I wonder why that is?
Miffed:-)
See ya'll in Arizona Bay
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
"phones for drones"..
Use the distraction. While the masses are killing over phones, head to the supermarket and buy another week's worth of storage food.
No, everyone is completely wrong. You just watched a group of people exercising in a Richard Simmons video.
Would be better if they were fighting over loaded Rugers.
According to this article they aren't even fighting over phones, they are fighting over $5 'headphones'. Which makes sense because I can't see a bunch of people just randomly grabbing a phone and buying it if it doesn't have an 'i' in front of it...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237187/Black-Friday-2012-Nothin...
Dear God
Please let the aliens invade...
They already did. Haven't you ever been to Texas?
Smile when you say that, Pilgrim... err... Amigo!
The implied meaning is Extraterrestrial aliens . . .
(Who may also be coincidentally illegal?)
Although why intelligent species with the technology to permit long range and safe space travel would even want to visit our homeworld rather escapes me. Maybe they regard a visit to "Earth" in the same way we regard a visit to the Zoo - information, and entertainment (along the lines of the "Chimps' Tea Party" form of entertainment)
Isn't this the Paul Krugman prayer?
Wrong preface.
"Dear Satan," is more apropriate.
Perhaps signed with "You owe me, damnit!"
You are right Vince.
.
'They' did this too us...and WE let it happen.
.
I am =equally= frustrated with the masses...
as I am with the global elite.
.
Fucking sheep or working middle class that don't qualify for a free Niggerphone...That will be what it looks like for a loaf of bread in another year........
Niggerphone? Ooooh I just love that affectionate word. It just reminds me of America's illustriuous history of how things "used" to be when that word was more common place. The niggers would know their place if they had you as their massa right? Wouldn't that be wonderful.
FUCK YOU I am sick of politically correct in this world
Bath House Barry loves to watch replays of his drones hitting their kill targets. In the same manner Reggie Middleton will be pleasuring himself over these videos of his sheeple purchasing Gobble based Android infested crap. His paycheck from the CIA should be large this month.
Fake illusion of materialism was always part of the Globalist/bankster/technocrates plans. They're "banking" on peoples self-deprication of themselves and you know what? They're right. The sheep have such a low self esteem about themselves that they need material things to boost their moral and feel good about themselves.
They suffer from Stockholm syndrome. It's why they enjoy and accept their own Police State, bondage and enslavement.
Zombie Apocolapse
+1
Imagine how they will act when it is the last loaf of bread on the shelf
Last loaf of bread on the shelf? Check out the nicely packaged Breadmakers in the Electrical Goods section. Made in China, and guess what - they LAST. (My Chinese manufactured Kenwood is now 15 YEARS old and has seen pretty much daily use).
The elites must look at video like this and simply laugh their effin' asses off.
Empire in decline, eating its own tail
Free is an unnatural act; a process in an evolutionary trap to depopulate.
imagine the pussy the greeters are scoring.
Maybe its not all such a bad thing after all. You seldomly see so many fat Americans burning their calories together and screaming out of pain.
How is this not "reckless endangerment"?
Looks like pigs being fed at the trough.
Can you image what the scene would be like if this was food they were after, and the people were actually hungry?
Maybe the food riot scene from "Soylent Green" where the police scoop people up with front-end loaders to be "recycled"?
"Can you image what the scene would be like if this was food they were after, and the people were actually hungry?"
I was thinking the same thing. Some of those people were acting like savages trying to get a piece of the prey someone had just killed.
Hyenas pulling apart an antelope.
Sports fans rooting for their teams, even.
Insert Philly joke here.
If they where hungry, there would be more than enough room for twice as many people to walk into the store without even having to tough each other.
Man these people are all fat... even if they gave a 99% discount on mirrors they wouldn't buy them...
If they were hungry, there would be gunfire, knifes and other assorted pointy objects. It would be a bloodbath. And after the stores are stripped clean, if some sort of organized force does not ring fence the hordes of morons flooding out of the cities and overpopulated suburbs, groups of these cannibals will pulling this trick door to door. Wave after wave of desperate people who never saw it coming and the only survival skills they have were learned from the XBOX and a lifetime of media exposure to senseless acts of violence. For many, couple this with a sense of entitlement (oppression if you are black) and you've got a recipe for some serious ugliness. I can only hope those 1.6 billion rounds of DHS ammo are for the right reasons.
XBOX guns have no recoil, no weight, no maintenance requirements, no cost or weight of ammo, and no knowledge of actual guns required. As Han Sol pointed out, simulations and drones are one thing, the flesh is something else entirely. On the other hand I don't recommend "Reaching out with your feelings" either, as survival advice, so maybe scratch ALL the entertainment industry wisdom. Don't even depend on range time either. Paper targets don't move much, and don't shoot back. In real gun fights no one is in a perfect weaver two handed stance, squared away out in the open, hitting their target every time.
Those stances are just to teach and have a principle of accurate fire to go by. Even in the Army they teach it similarly in the basic stage, and depending on your actual job and unit mission you learn how to actually properly apply those basic in more depth and variety. Shooting doesn't change much when it's back and forth as opposed to just forth at paper, what changes is your body's ability to apply the principles effectively.
We used shoot houses with live ammo, paintball, and battle march scenarios to take the edge off the "holy shit" factor of having live rounds coming at you. You do it enough when the real thing happens you don't even notice, because you're focused on what you are doing, and the training takes over your automated responses.The scary dudes are the ones that are calm the first time they enter a live two-way range situation. Those are the guys that can just shut everything out and get shit done.
Agreed. The scary guys aren't the ones that talk. It's the ones that don't.
As a caveat, many of those standard squared-up stances are not only to minimize muzzle drift for follow up shots but to maximize how effectively you use your armor.
Problem is if you're depending on your armor to that extent you're doing something wrong.
judging by this video , however , my targets will be MUCH larger than paper targets !
my targets at around 100 yards are about a foot square which works fine for me yet I still feel like I am cheating by having the target so close.
The risk of overpenetration would be lower here, but then overpenetration is what you'd want. Again, XBOX guns versus real ones.
You just described the future of the States...
Give it time
that's because it is
Escape Key - Stop insulting pigs. They line up reasonably placid compared to this shit.
Damn, that's a lot of blubber.
The fat of the land. Now, with some rendering, some lye, and some nitric acid applied to the glycerol just so, plus saw dust, you've got dynamite for Project Mayhem.
Or soap (minus the saw dust). Hat tip to Tyler Durden.
saw dust? Sounds easier than leaching water through wood ash to make lye. Recipe, please.
Sorry, Tyler Durden, our editor's alter ego, was a character in the movie "Fight Club. He made luxury soap from the products of liposuction in the movie, and didn't give the recipe. You can buy lye commercially, but the only way I know how to make lye from scratch is the method you refer to, and I understand it is a highly unpleasant undertaking.
Nitroglycerine can be made, from memory, via a delicate(because it is dangerous) process involving glycerine (by product of making soap with lye, which is BTW just sodium hydroxide) and nitric acid. Nitroglycerine is famously unstable, but can be stabilized by soaking into sawdust, or somesuch. The stuff in the western movies packed in red tubes with detonators stuck in them, and fuse, would be the typical end form factor.
im just glad im healthy and have a great woman in my life..grow up people!!
there you go again, using logic and reason....
;-)
This is terribly depressing.
Someone...please explain to me this nation's obsession with phones? Seriously, I don't get this, at all. I hate phones. I am being serious, as I have no idea what the big deal is, beyond the basic convenience of a basic cell phone.
Truly, a video capture of flesh eating zombies in action.
Still on my Nokia 6310. Don't need anything else...besides food, PMs and ammo.
"Still on my Nokia 6310. Don't need anything else...besides food, PMs and ammo."
Ericsson T39m. Don't need anything else...besides my trusty old Thermos with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
Shout out for the Thermos - couldn't pay me enough for mine. No cell for @2 years. I moved and was going to change service. About a week later I was like, this is nice. . . never got hooked back in. I have several people in my life pissed off because I don't have a cell
Nope. Not gonna do it.
I was thinking the same thing. Ditched my cell phone 2 years ago and went back to a land line. No contracts, incoming call charges, minute plans or aggravation. Could not be happier, don't have to answer the dang phone all the time.
I was at a college campus about year ago and noticed almost all the students were constantly looking at their phones-almost all of them,24/7, and they rarely talked to each other face to face in person. If you struck up a converstion their seemed to be a lot of squirming like they were uncomfortable talking. I think the people, especially the younger generation, are losing their social skills and have reverted to impersonal texting and staring at a screen, going through life attached to a simple communication device and missing the personal interactions and a truly wonderful world that surrounds them.
"I think the people, especially the younger generation, are losing their social skills and have reverted to impersonal texting and staring at a screen, going through life attached to a simple communication device and missing the personal interactions and a truly wonderful world that surrounds them."
Bingo.
So what was all the high dudgeon about the right to free birth control for? When that 30-something Georgetown law student presented herself as a victim class (at a 40k a year school with starting salaires around 160K averge) in need of free health care, I puked a little bit. Apparently her a load of other coeds believe the rest of us should pay for her remedies so that she can get boned bareback on a regular basis(hence the budget she demands) by people she wouldn't care to more than just hook up with. These campus dwellers must be fucking at some points in time, bareback apparently, if Sandra Fluke's targeted speachifying relied in any measure on Democrat's polling of the female youth vote.
I deal with those children all the time. I'm only 10 years older than most of the kids I teach. I have in the past been ridiculed by those same girls that discover I married a women from the Philippines rather than one of them. They can't understand why I would not want to have a relationship with an attractive slut. It's as if they do not fully comprehend that they are not capable of being trusted in any serious capacity.
I think in the end what it comes down to for people like that is that they think their appearances mean more than their reputation. Their daddy apparent married a slut too.
The writers in Hollywood would have it this way, indeed, that their mom's were sluts too, and that is something to celebrate...you square old, uh, old ah. What, are you Republican too.
lol what is this sausage fest simmer down now
also I'm sure your mail-order bride was wrapped in cellophane when you snatched her up
A guy I know married an Eastern European girl. She is just gorgeous - a tall, slim, young blonde - way out of his league. She makes beautiful children and can whip up a home cooked meal out of practically nothing. She speaks 4 languages, has an MA in math, and at home she worked for the government investigating bank fraud. I am sure she was and is madly in love with her 40 something, doughy husband, who can be surly and unpleasant if required to turn off his computer game and interact with people in the flesh. He went to community college and quit his job at a big box store to become a slum lord, buying rental property on credit in inner city neighborhoods to rent out to section 9. He was worth a fortune on paper, but lost it all during the crash. He lived on his credit cards until they shut them off. They live with his parents. I think she has set her cap for the FBI or the state equivalent when she gets her citizenship.
Somebody (Robert DeNiro?) needs to make a movie out of that.
Of course these women don't love those men. The men are gross/uninteresting/rude/unkind (can't get laid at home) and bitter (see evidence in this thread)
they earn every penny
Ding ding ding ding ding - we have a winner.
<i>
+1 for the Filipina
Good for her indeed, because that place was a shit hole when I was there 36 years ago. I am sure it is worse now.
Indeed, garbage everywhere
It almost makes sense. Almost. As the middle class collapses the usual icons of status, the home, the car, are falling rapidly out of reach. The phone is a brilliant device what with lindsay lohan ring tones to sedate the rising young masses all the while literally tracking their every move
Interesting angle. +1
The constant, instant connectivity to the world feeds a sort of psycological flaw being exploited by our times. Is our "centrifugal bubble puppy." Easier to focus on the lives of others instead of working on one's own when the general feeling is hopelessness as the rat race accelerates into oblivion but people fail to recognize how they have been programmed. Social media, texting, email, etc. all goes hand-in-hand with this. A brilliant, shining example of how much we have lost on our journey into materialism and blind consumption. Things that have value so quickly become addictions for so many. Always disturbs me to see people sitting together, and each of them has their heads down focused on a device... engaged in a conversation elsewhere instead of in person.
true...hang on i gotta twitter
np. I gotta hop over to FB anyhow and tell everyone what I had for breakfast. ha ha.
Just for shit's and GIGGLES , I have been wanting to find a old rotary phone , put a strap and antenna on it , take my daughters little DVD player and have it hang down off my neck and go to public places and have someone video tape the expressions of people looking at me .....it's the latest and the greatest.
<sarc>
Love my new/old stock razr v3 - $34 shipped from Hong Kong, Tmobile to go I pay an average of about $7 a month for service. I do my browsing/movies/etc from a computer of all things, with 2 x 30" screens.
"Black-Adder II: Beer (#1.5)" (1986)
Blackadder: Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
Lord Percy: Yes, I heard that.
Blackadder: Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.
Well ... I do like my iphone and it does make me more productive.
My iPod Touch is an amazing device and isn't a phone.
and you should see me play a game of pong
The Dude replied deadpan: "I still wack off manually."
Shut the fuck up Donnie..your out of your element
Well....mostly...
Poker, anyone?
It does FaceTime videoconferences, which is sort of one up on telephoning, and is free.....
I don't find it depressing. In fact, I find it pitiful. These dumb-downed poor slobs don't have a chance in hell to survive the realities in front of them. AND NO, they won't wait in line outside the last store on the block that has food availability, as the shelves empty before them. These are the feeble that stand in line for things they don't need, Which means they would do exactly the opposite for things they do need. That's the way it works. These are the street wonderers seeking a meal handout...The same people who kept Obama in office. Bondage isn't where they find themselves - it's what they are. Consumers made to be consumed.
deleted (misunderstood)
No its hilarious!
Hilarious: the state of an insane mind following depression.
http://youtu.be/8_HPFoelMQc
This is terribly depressing.
imagine how the rest of the world feels after watching in on some version of this for the last fourty years.
While drones rain bombs on them.
It makes me sick
A recent article showed most peoples second largest debt/bill per month(after mortgage) to be their cell phone bills.
$300.00+ range.
Mine's like $43.00 with all taxes and fees. ;-)
He gonna do more !
Nothing short of fundamental change!
I needz one of dem der tings
Mine tells me if it's raining at this very moment or not!!! AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK OUTSIDE ANYMORE!!
Worth every 700$...
How awesome would it be if the ebt system went down last night. That would be entertainment.
I still relish and honor Fight Club for the simple truth that they wanted to bring the system down...and it culminated in bringing down the banking/credit system. Chuck was a genious in his knowledge on the matter and ahead of his time on this one......
One man with a gun can control 100 without one. - Vladimir Lenin
Now imagine that crowd chanting food when there is none...
just hideous ...
Yeah. And to think most of these sheeps are buying their phones with food stamps...
"I'm proud to be an American...
where at least I think I'm freeeee."
It's not just America anymore.
I see the same stuff happening over here in Europe.
Nobody is skinny anymore!
Carbs and modern vegetable oils are cheaper than quality food. People will get fatter as the economy worsens.
And become less fertile.
Children of Men
That's the birth control pills, spermicidal products and morning-after abortifacients in operation. Fertility of young humans is not the problem. Fertility of thirty-five something women certainly is.
wrong
http://livingmaxwell.com/gmos-fertility-problems
It's all over the Western Cultures. Australia is starting to turn into the same as well.
You kid not!
In Melbourne, "People of K-Mart" are starting to bear very striking similarities to "People of Wal-Mart".
Anecdotally, I'm reliably informed by colleagues that the situation in the NT is the worst, with WA following a close second . . . . .)
Season of joy indeed.
Rainbows and unicorns for all!
Reminds me of the one episode in terminator II at the camp ground while on the run when the mother said, in reference to the survivabilty of humans:
"we're not going to make it, are we?"
"
IIRC, the terminator's reply was, "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves."
Just see the video for proof.
This happens in Romania too. But for cheaper food products not phones.
All that's missing is a trap door and lions.
lol that makes my day..thanks
LOL! Fucking awesome.
cue the socialists bemoaning "capitalistic greed"
You will fighting for Bread Soooooonnnn
The crack of doom is coming soon ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U319VzSqEU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Yes... 'Crack of Doom', the sing along!
The 'retailers' are to blame. Creating this type of environment. People have always been stupid but the Marketing has become viscious.
so nobody has any responsbility for their own behavior? It's all the "retailers" fault?
Try again.
If retailers didn't want the frenzy, they would have roped off queue areas within the store for their special deals to keep things orderly.
"viscious" n.
1. Cruel and predatory, but slow-moving, sticky, and difficult to wash off
Fucking Animals!
Animals would be much better behaved!!! I guess we are fucked after all...
Muhahahahahahaha
indeed. I took my guitar and amp out to the in-laws cattle ranch and cranked it playing some Skynyrd or whatever, the cattle stampeded over (about 50 of em) and just stood at the fence watching and listening while a few were humping. They were much better behaved than this vid of human comsumer insanity. We ate a few of those cattle not long after, particularly one we nicknamed frankenstein for his ill temper and size.
"I want to shop there like an animal;
I want to see Walmart from the inside.
I want to shop there like an animal;
my whole existence is stuff."
The wife pointed out a woman at about 1:07 who, seeing somebody trying to reach in front of her, bit the offending hand.
And people wonder why I don't go to Black Friday sales...
Dang nice catch by your wife....i had to run thru a couple of times to see it.
Nicely spotted...zombie bitch!
Probably one of the few occasions where she pryed her fat ass off her scooter.