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"Phones On Sale" - The Stampede Begins
When Darwin conceived his theory of Natural Selection, he hardly had this in mind, but if it succeeds in eliminating the "less than viable", well... so be it.
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Hey, the woman had teeth. Plus one.
"Original Equipment" or prosthetic??
Either way, they are physically hers.
With a combination of poor oral hygiene, a VERY diverse resident microflora, and the likelihood of a puncture and tissue crush injury - that is a recipe for a quite "difficult to treat" infection, with potentially serious consequences.
http://www.emedmag.com/PDF/042060006.pdf
"Please remember to brush and floss before you nibble" . . . . . .
AMEN Tyler!
I've been saying for years, the herd needs to be thinned.
NO, it's not "politically correct."
NO, it's not a nice comment about our society.
NO, it's not terribly flattering for our species....
But lets be frank, our grand 'social programs' are going against the tenents of Darwin's Law's of Natural selection, and Mother Nature will not be held in check forever. While it's great to have a helping hand when times are tough, and it's admirable for a society to offer benefits to it's constituents, the problem has simply gotten out of hand. What was created as a form of temporary assistance, has become a lifestyle. This simply cannot be sustained. It's basic math, folks.
In nature, the herd shuns and forces out members that do not get along w/ the rest of the herd. I've seen that on Saturday Morning nature shows since I was 5. Why is that half of America can't see what's happening, nor admit what it's going to take to solve the problem? And why is it taboo to even discuss the only solution that remotely stands up to basic-math? Because it's uncomfortable? So stick your head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist, since you don't want to deal with it? No, no, some long-winded lawyer-type-career-politician (who never lived a day in the world you and I do: a.k.a 'the herd') will extoll the virtue's of more of the same (like an alcoholic that asks for his whiskey in the morning, "to clear up the hang-over...")
You know what's coming, and you know where we are headed. React accordingly, but don't bitch that you're not happy w/ the headlight staring down the tracks at you. You know damned well what's on the other end of it. You decided to stick your head in the sand and pretend you didn't hear the whistle blowing, remember?
"The thing that a lot of people cannot comprehend is that Mother Nature doesn't have a bullet with your name on it, she has millions of bullets inscribed with 'To Whom It May Concern'"
I loved the first 5 minutes of the movie Idiocracy. Watching it play out, real time however, is not funny.
Careful, talk like upsets idiots like Pants McPants around here
ReeferMac
I've been saying for years, the herd needs to be thinned.
Careful what you wish for, what makes you think you WILL NOT be one of the culled?
If the agent of culling is the most economically sensible, i.e. Biological, we're all potential targets.
Our plan is to set sail and get as far away from "civilisation" as possible, then take it from there.
If we die in the process, we die. If we don't die, we dont.
Simple really.
A couple of billion years of natural evolution and this is the result......
People on ZH shows us there's at least hope. Too bad we are forced by taxes to support these disgusting animals.
How else could they buy iPhones and keep Apple stock up? Zero sum game, dude.
AFAIC, pull the plug on all of it.
Evolution did a great job actually. It freed us from instincts and gave us free will. But the mind is a muscle, if you don't use it you lose it and we revert back to instincts.
This is why there is no "human race"... What we call humans is actually all of evolution on display, from reptiles to what we would imagine aliens are like: a highly evolved, highly intelligent being.
In this video we see the reptile end of the spectrum.
Tastes like chicken.
We haven't arrived to the end point, the movie Idiocracy, or not yet.
For the moment there is still someone, a lot of someones, on the other side of the transaction, manufacturing, marketing and distributing products that were science fiction a short time ago, and just about unimaginable before the 20th century. Six sigma, bitchez!
These are the feral people. They will be the ones that survive, unfortunately.
Law of averages?
DHS Orders 450 Million Hollow Point Bullets
Homeland Security buys .40 caliber ammunition, orders 450 million hollow point bullets. The high performance HST bullets are designed for law enforcement and ATK says they offer “optimum penetration for terminal performance.”
http://www.mmnews.de/index.php/english-news/9815-dhs-orders-450-million-hollow-point-bullets
The thing is, those are pistol rounds, which are a joke in comparison to most any RIFLE round, of which LE has mostly the .223 poodle shooter. The Red Dawn nutters have got scoped rifles, for deer hunting mind you, with rounds that plough through a half inch of steel, easy, at a few hundred yards out, and sail through several sets of military grade body armor. Anyway, the use of a pistol during a hypothetical true all out civilisational zombified SHTF situation is merely to shoot your way back to wherever you left your rifle, which you then use to fight your way back to wherever your primary weapon is.
Yeah, I don't see what the issue is here- spending this money on .40 cal. popgun rounds is alot better than using it for real weapons. I think people who dont know anything about guns get scared by it, but if push came to shove this is the sort or armament I would wish my opponents had.
The 175 million rounds of .223 they bought is more cause for concern but as you note they pale in comparison to what comes out of high powered rifles.
The .223 was designed to wound the enemy, but the .30-06 was designed to kill.
A .30-30 has more energy at 100 yds than a .44 magnum has at the muzzle.
That's not shopping. That reminds me of a shark feeding frenzy - but I didn't see any blood. The Japanese acted more civilized during the tsunami/nuclear power plant crisis than these animals.
If only a tsunami could affected black friday stores only; we solve the credit, unemployment and social programs all in one!
<thinking> Now, how do we get parliament down there...
What kind of fucking Obama fone was it?
The best is, they are fighting over a cheap product, made overseas by someone who replaced them and their job....fucking hilarious.
Piece of work my friend.
Americaks are pathetic and have been for a while. Fuck the Trailer White Trash.
very disturbing. imagine how they would act if there was a real emergency.
you mean it not an emergency?
:-)
Amerika, pathetic.
So many inbred fucks in the USSA. Shameful and pathetic.
So you still think people who store up some food, have potable source of water and a way to defend it are crazy, bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha.........you gonna stand in line for some government cheese and bread with them animals?
You think you are going to be able to keep your food and water when these people show up at your door. Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Reading comprehension is not one of your limited skills is it?
Well... I think these people are too fucking dumb to draw any logical conclusions. If we lay low, there may be a good chance they will not even notice us and swarm the high profile institutions (especially government) instead.
This is where we really need exit polls.....
I don't expect anything less from obama supporters
Look, it's the only bit of exercise these people get all year, let them enjoy it!
I didn't have to fight anyone for my $19.99 Samsung flip phone. Works great
Speaking of phones, it looks like Rimberrrr is coming back from the dead. Up $1.16 in the pre market. Just an observation .
Obamaphone is on sale?
My wife wants a new phone. Told her she's gona fucking wait. Oh wait, I have the internet and can just order one and don't need my face punched in to save $25. Fucking idiots, they should all be sprayed.
Yep :)
They could have just opened up their web browser, googled whatever item they were after and probably get it cheaper than at the store.
Maybe some people just enjoy the adverserial nature of these sales? (or maybe they're stupid lemmings - just trying to play Devil's Advocate)
Sprayed or Spayed??
Reminds me of the last few mins of the movie "The Magic Christian" when money is scattered in the vat containing animal blood, urine and excrement and people invited to get some. These people seem to be in the same state
If you want it, here it is, come and get it....
Reminds me of the last few mins of the movie "The Magic Christian"
Brilliant movie! Ringo's shining moment. Going to see if I can download it tonight, thanks!
I think that this is the end. Rome probably looked similar in its last days.
At least it was not iPhone orgies they were having...
Coming in 2013 to a grocery store near you
Round up the fuckers and ship the fuckers to Africa or Middle East.
.
Africa and the Middle East neither need nor want them.
Your Country's policies have caused this,
It's YOUR problem. YOU deal with it.
(and p.s. - please do not let the consequences of your actions affect the rest of the Planet.)
America, land of the free! They can go wherever they want to go! But looking at those people, they're not going far anyway.
It's like having a fat pig on your ranch. You don't need fences, they can run that far without having a hart attack.
I shall ardently seek to avoid ever being in such a situation.
Deconstructing The Dow Jones Industrial Average http://chartistfriendfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2012/11/deconstructing-...
off topic but still interesting
and the US greenback was dethroned by Apple as God of Garden of Eden.
Hey just a bunch of sheep trying to get a bit of excercise after gorging on 7,000 calories yesterday.
i-GiveUp...
And the last thing on the audio is, "Lock that door!"
What you need are a few lawsuits against the stores for endangering their customers.
I cannot believe people are capable of such outrageous fucking stupidity??
Just wait till them here EBT cards dont work, you see what you just saw there??
We have seen nothing folks, absolutely fucking nothing on what is coming our collective ways.
Prepare accordingly
What America desperately needs is 50-100 people to be trampled to death next Black Friday at a WM, Target, BBuy - take your pick- as a wake up call.
I am extremely disturbed by this video. Like others have said before, all I could think about was if the sheeple mob acts like this over a cheap phone - what happens when they are starving?
This makes me want to move farther out in the sticks where hopefully mother nature will thin the herd some so I won't have to defend the family against so big of a mob....
The S would HTF inside of a week if systems affecting the supply chain or banking did not function. The stores would be picked clean a few days later at most. A few days after that (inside of 2 weeks I would think), the violence would get ugly and begin moving outward from major population centers in large enough numbers to overrun any individual holdout.
If it went down like this, I think most of us would be caught between the zombia horde and DHS/police/etc. Middle class squeeze will take on a whole new meaning.
I agree it would bet nasty. Fast. That's why I'm working on a mutual assistance group in my area. Can't do this on my own...
BTW, who down-arrowed you? Ridiculous....
maybe they'd be more lethargic without their morning Monster
Last year it was 42" LCD' fever as people "stormed" Walmart. This year it's phones. Why are these people let out in public FFS!?
Sounded worse than screeching apes descending upon the last fruit tree in the jungle.
The only way to make these not so useful idiots useful is to tell them the real deals are at
Black Friday Sale! 33 Liberty St. New York NY 10045!
First Come, First Serve!
Unless you stick a big WALMART sign on it, they won't find it. They can't read maps.
They can plug the address into the GPS app on the phone, just tell them there is free and unlimited money for the taking but the bankers are all feeding at that trough stealing their money and blocking the doors.
With the right carrots on the rights sticks who knows what these hordes could accomplish? They'd literally be willing to brave anything for lack of ability to perceive danger. It's like a fast moving and dangerous river that only has to be directed to the right spot.
Speaking from England, Hello please, can someone explain to me what is going on in that video?? It just looks like Santa Claus has joined the occupy movement.
It's a short clip of the REAL America - the one you DON'T get to see on the Holiday Adverts.
I'm told by those who have been to the US (Business and holidays) that this represents the majority of the population, which is a) scary, and b) another reason why we give the USA (and that includes Hawaii) quite a wide berth on our trips . . . . .
The post turkey I-farts must have been quite oderous among those excited sweaty swine.
Somebody got groped!
Americans spending money they don't have,on presents for people
they probably don't really like.all on unecesssary crap.
Just gotta love it.
Glad I'm in my fifties and not my twenties...
Hell, I wish I was 20 years or more older. I hate these times.
now we know why nerve gas was invented...
Best video of low information shopper.
Remember: The force can only be used on the weak minded...
I don;t know what is worse. Black Friday stories or all the alerts I am getting about the Yen dumping vs every other currency.
I watched a show on turkey farming. Turns out the farm raised turkey is much bigger, but it's brain is 30% smaller. Welcome to the farm!
Turkeys don't need the brains.. humans .. oh wait. NVMD.
12 shivs a' shiving...
11 (million) W.I.C. Thanksgivings...
10 PT Cruisers...
....
9 Hoverounds a hummin...
8 Drones surveying..
7 Suits a'smilin'...
6 Packs a'sippin'
5 GOLDEN RINGS BITCHEZ
4 Falling Turds
3 Frenched Bens
2 Turkey Doves
AND A ZEROHEDGE LENS ON IDIOCRACY
AN OBAMAPHONE TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO
7(ty) swine a swarming
Twelve should be... "12 [FED] banks a printin"
That's why America needs bigger doors...
They're already required to be fat-cart accessible. If the carts get bigger they're going to need to lay rails.
I like the idea of lions, or maybe a potentially electrocuting shock field that they have to cross to get to the goods, perhaps cannibalism could be included as well, big pots--BIG pots--and fire supplied. Or maybe some flesh eating flying monkeys....the possibilities are endless. All that would make for such a better viewing experience, bets on survivors and all.
Clean up not necessary; the emptiness of these people is clear. Crack 'em open and there's nothing inside. Probably don't even bleed. If they do by chance bleed there are always the lions. What a society. No need to wait 'till Dec. 21 for B'ak'tun, it's here!
I kinda liked the nerve gas idea posted higher up the thread.
I wonder how many people die shopping this year...
They work in jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need.
These people are not from the .... working class !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsy4Y8zLiqc
What makes these people even more stupid is that the guy they voted for will give them a free phone.
Pretty disturbing. Except I'd prob fight for the last samsung galaxy note2, its an incredible game changer. Iphone is a neanderthal compared to it. The samsung note2 is a powerful mini computer with the ease of an incredible stylus pen input as well. I'll be doubly productive out and about, on the road, and scouting my new bugout digs and other countries. Apple should be shitting bricks about now because this thing will blow up big. The apple fan boi blog fags are in a tizzy about it and all they can say is "its soooo big!!" Well no shit, you aren't going to shove it up your ass fan boi. Newsflash: people buy it because it is big, morons.
Your life sounds so much better.
This is obscene...really and truly.
Jesus wept.
The Jews killed jesus (but blame it on the romans) and the funny thing is 2000 years later they control his holiday in America.
The Jews killed jesus (but blame it on the romans) and the funny thing is 2000 years later they control his holiday in America.
No, the Jews did not kill Jesus, HE laid his life down freely.Just as HE took it up again...............all for US.
We ALL killed Jesus, thru SIN.....................
Without a Perfect sacrifice, and the shedding of innocent blood, there can/could be no remission of sins.
And therefore, NO GRACE.
Again, I repeat, just wait until the dollar collapses.....
"Again, I repeat, just wait until the dollar collapses" Wake me up when that happens in about 10 years.
I'm visiting family in St. Louis. Here the current crime rage is to ring up for pizza and kill the delivery guy for his cell phone. The folks in the video? That's the new "civility". It's a sick world the hedonist statist ellite have delivered.
"Stand and Deliver, your IPhone or your Life!"
A life for a "consumer durable" that'll be thrown away in but a few months.
Nice isn't it.
Quite THE reflection on US (and probably other "Capitalist") Societies too.
Are these people trading stocks on the floor of the exchange?
its what the HFT algos would like like if humans were doing it.
Well it isn't very bullish for Apple or Verizon. The phone was a $25 Android phone that runs on the Walmart $45 per month unlimited plan.
Even if you don't want to use it as a phone, it makes a better media player than the iPod touch and doesn't cost $200.
That leaves and extra $175 on your EBT card for $1.99 towels.
Hmm, the title is a little misleading, the first part of the video with only white people was pretty subdued compared to the other Walmart with blacks involved.
Of course animal behavior is the normal state for a group of blacks.
What color are your banksters and which of the two does more damage?
And which do you never see on TV venting their mammalian prerogatives?
Ever wonder why that is?
Wal-Mart, where this riot took place, is responsible for this because of the way they put the phones out on display.
Or maybe those were Wal-Mart employees on strike?
No Frank, not at all. You think wal-mart is to blame?
What about people being in control of themselves? What about personal responsibility for your own actions? Bunch of fucking animals is what I have just witnesed. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Wal-Mart, where this riot took place, is responsible for this because of the way they put the phones out on display."
Yep. It's like putting a wallow full of shit in front of pigs.....
No the people are responsible , whats wrong with everyone take responsibility for your actions.
It's Black Friday Charlie Brown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PQT-T75WwE
This is fantastic! It would only be better if the store manager came outside with a bullhorn just before doors opened and said to the waiting crowd that inside some of the phone boxes the store put $1000 cash.
This almost seemed staged. Anybody notice near the end the siren? It sounded like it was inside the store the entire time, and then once that lone cop showed up the crowd just subsided. I have personally seen big crowds fight on more than one occasion in my life and no they just didn't give up that easily.
Wish the cop had thrown a bunch of flash bangs into the crowd that would have been funny.
Animal Planet !!!
Monkey in Walmarthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kLVpsl1bFw
Elvis Costello and the Imposters: "Monkey to Man"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EyXPs2_Jk
More like "Planet of the Apes"...
Be careful, they walk amongst us!
Wait until they find out these aren't Obamaphones and that they have to not only pay for them but also pay to use them. That's when the riots will really start.
Ever wondered what the great "unwashed masses" looks like? Now you know.
Give me your entitled, your poor, your befuddled masses yearning for free shit.
Waiting with popcorn and black rifles for this happen to purge our society of unneeded gene pools that have somehow survived when they shouldn't have.
Looks like dress down Friday on the floor of the stock exchange..
Seeing clips such as the one above reinforces my belief that the traditional American philosophy about holidays and how to occupy one's time during them is fast eroding. It cannot be denied that the usual family gatherings entail lots of work for some, enticements to eat/drink too much, provoke arguments, induce emotional stress, and in general prove to be difficult times for many.
Now, however, another fact is manifest: such events can distract attention from shopping. Recently it has become possible to start shopping at 12:01 a.m. after major holidays, or even on the evenings of holidays themselves. Surely the need for, say, a new television -- or five, ten, or twenty of them -- every year at reasonable prices must prevail over rival considerations such as family get-togethers or casual relaxation.
It is therefore with a nod to our practical side that I suggest the following innovation: it will soon become possible to register for, say, Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner at one or another major department store. The program might begin with limited participation; surely, though, the prospect of arriving at your local Wal-Mart, Sears, Target, Best Buy, or Costco on Christmas morning and spending the day there will be too alluring to turn down. In future years, of course, smaller-scale retailers will be eligible to participate as well. At some point, price competition might entail advance registration, so that in August or September families will have the opportunity of reserving their table at the local shopping mall. This, in turn, will open the door for Personalized Holiday Shopping Consultants to advise on the best possible site. As an alternative, assignment by random computer draws or by local government might be considered.
For children, the excitement of seeing the latest video games, fashions, movies, and other dazzling retail products will prevail over any desire to spend time with relatives, grandparents, or such mundane things as playing outside or simply talking. Arrangements can be made to personalize credit facilities so that these fortunate young people can select merchandise upon entry, thereby being certain of instant delivery.
Since the antiquated holiday rituals of cleaning house, preparing food, and getting ready for guests will be eliminated, and the tedious obligations of traditional family rituals will become a thing of the past, family units might be welcome to split up and do their shopping excursions on the basis of age, group interest, or some other common factor. Consideration should be given to the need of ensuring that impediments to shopping be eliminated as much as possible; the most efficient use of time will undoubtedly be to maximize the 'shopping experience' from the moment of arrival at the shopping mall, rather than indulge such distractions as spending time with friends, family, or neighbors.
Arrangements can be made to provide 'dinner breaks,' so that holiday repasts not interfere with the business of shopping. At some future time, such enforced gargantuan meals might be eliminated altogether as an unhealthy and unwanted distraction from shopping; for the immediate future, however, they are likely to persist in some form. Catering opportunities should not be dismissed out of hand; the more efficient use of time for shopping will necessarily distract from food consumption.
As the popularity of this system grows, it might be found necessary to assign family units to different times, though it seems reasonable to offer free choice, at least initially. Those family units wishing to begin their holiday shopping experience should find every encouragement, as that will allow others less crowded conditions for their holiday shopping.
It is envisioned that this system will at first apply only to major holidays, such as Thanksgiving and Christmas. As it becomes more popular, surely arrangements can be made for every other holiday as well.
You keep using the word "family." That implys Love, Kindness, Praise, Tolerance, Understanding, Patience, Forgiveness, and Truth. ?
Yeah! ill wear a suit next time.
I am sitting on a rock with my hand line. I hope I will catch me something for dinner. ...wait ..something is pulling...shit...not another I-FISH...
These kinds of scenes along with the 140 vehicle pileup in Texas only go to reinforce the correctness of this:
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r100/EGoldstein1984/FifthGreatApe.jpg
Now that's some funny shit.
watch and learn
I wonder who they voted for if anyone?
What happens after you've spent 5 minutes fighting and end up with a BlackBerry? Letdown...
In such a rush to pay for something that comes with a perpetual monthly bill, too...
21st Century gladiators
Not gladiators - the freak show after the meal orgy. The Romans would bring in the donkeys and the midget with the whip at this point.
When there is a bitch in heat and a pack of male dogs around, the scene is similar.
So much for Darwin.
Their already dummed-down and already fattened like cattle ready for the slaughter. Their ignorant to the loss of the republic and their freedom.
This is an old video too....I've seen this before.
Black Sabbath - Mob Rules
....for your Black Friday
If you listen to fools, the mob rules.... the mob rules
Consumer Based Economy at it's best. Teach your children well.
If this is how the great unwashed masses act for an itrinket imagine how they'll act when they're starving. Should have bought that door buster twelve gauge!
Contrary to popular belief, starving people don't even have the energy to fight for survival.
Well fed people however can afford to stand in line and wait to pick up crap they don't need.