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Thong-Hungry Throng Of Teenage Girls Crash Victoria's Secret

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No, this is not a screaming herd of wild teenage girls awaiting the arrival of Justin Bieber or One Direction - this is Black Friday at a Victoria's Secret in Kansas... amazing that America has come to this.

 

 

Of course there are some things worth lining up for (cue gratuitous Victoria's Secret model shot)...




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Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 That is the "Phone Booth", China crap I deal with EVERY DAY!  ( and PBoC want's to float the YUAN?)

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:09 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 I saw you in the Lobby, of the Union Square Hotel, a few years back. On my way to  "Maddona Inn, and Shell beach"...

You were the Chinaman that felt entitled @ the hotel check inn!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:39 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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That's what she didn't say.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:32 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Welcome to Beijing... as a currency trader, i look forward to the [Shanghai Express] every day/night!

  $ doesn't sleep BITCHEZ<>

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:12 | Link to Comment headless blogger
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This is important! It's where procreation begins and the proliferation of the human species. These young ladies know their priorities.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Breeding consumptive cows is not bullish for the species, or have you missed something about the past 50 years?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:03 | Link to Comment headless blogger
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Ya, I'm sure it's the consumption of VS that's bringing all of civilization down. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the financial system. It has to be these "cows" that are buying VS. MOron!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:11 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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So you are saying buying doesn't support the financial system?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:21 | Link to Comment headless blogger
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Give it up dickless.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:27 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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You are the one without a substantive response.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 I'll imbibe, if it's allowed?

 +1 ebworthen

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:38 | Link to Comment headless blogger
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You don't deserve a response and I've wasted enough of my time on a deceiving little skinny dick bitch like you.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:22 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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Typical China Girl/ esmasculating it's self.

   pin dik

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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headless blogger, you are missing the point! 

  Consumption is the "By- Product" of demand...  You are Clueless...

  When I fly to Australia next week, I'll be sure to "energize" your lack of [balance sheet] reality!  MORON!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:36 | Link to Comment headless blogger
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Couldn't care less. Take your boyfriends with you and have a fuckfest, for all I care. The gals are just having some fun you morons. The consumption is going on everywhere...a swarm of females storming the local VS isn't going to change anything at this point...leave 'em alone.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:04 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 A little 'sexuality sensitivity' headless blogger?   My friend owns a restaurant

 You seem a bit repressed? I prefer " Beautifull, well sculpted women. I'm sure they will share.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 01:56 | Link to Comment Matt
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Are you guys done your three-way here? If not, can you take it somewhere more private? 

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:14 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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Trailer Trash at its best. Looks like Amerikans family's are pround of trashy looks . Future hookers in the making.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:26 | Link to Comment Dingleberry
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They need the thongs because they are all wearing spandex-type leggings showing their asses, complete with ass-crack and camel toe.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:28 | Link to Comment rsnoble
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Now goddamit I live in Kansas near where this happened and I wasn't fucking informed why???????????? Thanks assholes!!!

Now I have to drink twice as fucking much tonight!!!  

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:43 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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Crawl out of your SILOs, BITCHEZ...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:55 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Corn-fed beauties, we call 'em.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:01 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Ethanol Sweet Hearts<

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Nothing like having your underpants jammed up your ass.  Thong?  No thanks.

It snowed last night where I live and today was cold and windy.  If I had any inkling to leave the house today and shop (which I didn't), I'd be headed to a store advertising long underwear on sale. Cold cheeks, I do not need. 

P.S. If I had a daughter that lined up like these twits in the video, I'd kick her ass. Figuratively speaking, of course...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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Definitely see lots of hookers in the making in the USSA. Save the Fish , Eat a Pussy is what schools are going to teach for the future hookers of trailer trash Amerikan Bitchezzz.

 

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 13:23 | Link to Comment machineh
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You can't save fish by eating tuna!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment headless blogger
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They got other things besides the sexy langerie; i've been dragged many times into VS by my old girlfriends (which were numerous)...It doesn't just have the sexy stuff. Hell, I liked it in there....but then I'm not gay like you other fags.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment 88888
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Check this video of this guy who uses a PA to talk to these people in lines. Funny Stuff

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qxyrBwhTo48

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:58 | Link to Comment Bawneee Fwank
Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Europe is firmly  " subjugated " in 21st Century rule! Guys like BUZZ might be able to save it!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:08 | Link to Comment Money Squid
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Now this is an issue I can get behind.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:13 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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I'm totally into this.     (18 and up of course)

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:24 | Link to Comment Pike Bishop
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College loans or VC underwear.

It's either unemployed or a job as a waitress or sales clerk the one way.

Or be an appealing fuck.

You dress for the job you want.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Don't you people, "Europeans" get tired of Russia running your heating bills?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:37 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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These are the same self-absorbed girls who will grow into self-absorbed women who, once they snag a guy, will expect to be taken care of in "the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed," though none of them would be able to annunciate that sentiment.  Selfish, clueless, "it's all about me" mentality.  Growing up I knew girls/women like that and I could never be friends with them.  They are an embarassment to those of us who have better things to concentrate upon.  The majority of my friends are male.  I learn things, for one thing, that are useful in life, and they seem to have a better sense of humor.

Just my two cents.  Now I'm headed out to a venison feed for the evening for some good times and beer. 

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:45 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:46 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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The river of STIX is calling!  Intoxicologist

  I'll supply the 2 coins for safe passage...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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just curious what your majority of male friends think about girls in thongs?

and while I agree to a certain extent with your assertion that the girls might be looking for a subsidised lifestyle - do you suppose the thongs are what many men get "snagged" with?

not being facetious, the majority of my friends are male too - I'm just curious about the perspective is all. . .

 

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:28 | Link to Comment Aurora Ex Machina
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From experience ~

Most models are actually very down-to-earth and non-priveledged, due to having to work in an extremely sexist, boring and filled-with-wankers industry, within which you have zero say until you make it big. There's a lot of smoking, mainly due to weight and boredom. You can cut it two ways - the ones who are happy to do that "private" gig in Dubai, and the ones who have to suppress the gag reflex when they're talking to the the next Hedge Fund slime ball who thinks money makes him sexy.

 

None of us have any issues with nudity, but that's just kinda an evolved thing. What we do have issue with is... dribbling desire / need / insecurity out of those pores. It's like sweating emotion, it's repulsive. Authenticity > everything, which is why you'll find a large amount of "sexy babe" models with comics, fyi. Give me someone whose interested in me, or at very least, interested in something they want to show me, over the grubby money men anyday.

 

[response via flatmate. She says hi]

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:11 | Link to Comment fuu
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16 days 62 posts

Welcome back aboard.

Douche.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:18 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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fuu has a (cement memory)!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:39 | Link to Comment fuu
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Tradition!

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:14 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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fuu kicks azz / bitchezz!

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment Aurora Ex Machina
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Can I claim ADHA?

Anything to drive the old advertising revenue up, remember? Clicks mean Market share!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:53 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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I appreciate the reply.

as someone who used to work in "artist management" (musician side), that response rings rather true.  the comics had a certain amount of self-deprecation, and often an outsider perspective, appealing to many.

the model/attractive woman archetypes that I've talked with in the past pretty much say the same thing, learn to tolerate the "sexism" and you'll reap the benefits, but ultimately, you don't want to settle down with anyone that is such a narcissist that you can only be an accessory to

"models" are privy to much more information than many give them credit for - p'haps those who seek their company are distracted, heh.

[thanks, and hi back]

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 12:38 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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though none of them would be able to annunciate that sentiment.

Probably wouldn't be able to "right" it, either.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment mogul rider
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Where's all the videos of the black gang guys beating up the walmart clerks?

 

Was there a moratorium this year?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Need moar ammo!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:54 | Link to Comment mogul rider
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Occupy Thong land is the new geocache

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:10 | Link to Comment navy62802
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Adrianna Lima!!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:13 | Link to Comment economists_do_i...
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These retailers whip up a mass storm of hysteria outside the store...then act surprised when the people stampede in and act like fools.

If they sell a superior product or service for a fair price, and they wouldn't have to engage in such ridiculousness.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:20 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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Scholar at Yale University Immanuel Wallerstein - 2009

 

I need new global monkeys for hire. Do you want a new job? Or do you want to fix the issues in DC?

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 01:59 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Kondratiev Winter, BitcheZ.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:32 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 I like " Petite Women" ...  well spoken preferred,.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Earl of Chiswick
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amazing that America has come to this.

that's what Obama knew and Romney wished he had known

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:09 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Earl, respectfully.... Europe is FUBAR, way past  the United States!

  The French are fucked. the Spanish have been fucked. Italy is fucked beyond all recognition

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:11 | Link to Comment TNTARG
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Some posts before they call us argentineans "underveloped".

They also said our public school is awful.

We see this kind of behavior with astonishment.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 13:31 | Link to Comment machineh
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Not all your public schools -- just the National University of La Plata, where your airhead presidenta allegedly got a 'law degree.'

We view her slutty make-up with astonishment ... she looks like a Constitución hooker at 4 a.m. on a bad night.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:13 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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i wish i was one of the mirrors in the dressing room at that place.

"cindy Lu, look! Have you ever seen one sticking out of a mirror like that?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:28 | Link to Comment El Gordo
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I guess if you are female and in Kansas there's only one ticket to get out of town. 

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:32 | Link to Comment Brixton Guns
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Porn is the reason you and i and anyone here is able to comment, for without porn there would be no internet.  Porn is responsible for over 90 percent of ALL internet-generated revenues.  So says a good friend of mine who builds VPNs and owns a large chunk of the IP and email addresses in the US.

This being said, well can we really be surprized at the perversion of our youth over time, with what we are forcefeeding our societal models via hollywood "programming"?

Kids these days, I tell ya.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:11 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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". . .for without porn, there would be no internet"

huh, I thought it was the gov't, via the military, that "invented" the interwebs, ARPANET and all that alphabetery naming of things.

but I'll grant you that some folks certainly make bank off the porn sites, and coincidentally have relatives in the "hollywood programming" biz. . .

 

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 01:19 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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Drive-in adult movies theaters have been replaced with sleep-in adult movie theaters known as hotels. Half of them would go out of business tomorrow if pay-per view cable and satellite porn was suddenly unavailable.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:33 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 I love God and Jesus! This thread is " sacrosanct "

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:37 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Americans are being trained to riot.  But very badly.  And talk about hideous target selection.

I had a professor once who was an expert on social violence in pre-Civil War America.  Several riots per day on average in the 1850s (newspapers talking about society falling apart, etc.)...funny thing, aside from race and religion (Irish Catholics waiting at the docks for Protestants to disembark etc.) a lot were directed at local bankers and other elites.  Strange how times have changed.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:41 | Link to Comment TheObsoleteMan
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Don't worry, the "consumer society" is quickly coming to an end, and it won't be by the choice of the comsumers.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 23:42 | Link to Comment j0nx
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It HAS come to this. The fact that Obama was reelected should be all the proof you need that it has come to this. Prepare accordingly.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:22 | Link to Comment steveo77
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Well Said

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:21 | Link to Comment steveo77
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Sat, 11/24/2012 - 06:35 | Link to Comment awakening
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http://libertycpm.com/contests/

 

Must be US/canadian resident. :(

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 13:16 | Link to Comment Non Passaran
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Spammer bugger off

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:37 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 I'm out, with a Meta trader5 "injection"!  24/7 Bitchez>

 

   Mt -5 sucks ass.  Mt4 rocks!  I'm always trading 'Ladies'

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:46 | Link to Comment Artful Dodger
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I find this pathetic. Not just the video, but the photo that Zero Hedge posts below it. You don't get it--you're making a moral judgment about these "shoppers" and then PUTTING FORWARD THE MASS MEDIA IMAGERY that propagates the patheticness. You can't have it both ways, dude. Kind of a low here.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:54 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  Oval windows/  catch ya after nap time.  

  politics?

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:59 | Link to Comment resurger
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I knew her secret

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:03 | Link to Comment Diet Coke and F...
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She was a gold digger?

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 01:23 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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I just lost any respect I had for ZH. No wonder YouTube traffic has continued to go vertical. With YouTube, I can watch Max Keiser, RT, gun videos, and crap like this... without all the written diarrhea.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 01:26 | Link to Comment knowshitsurelock
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Brilliant marketing actually.  Remove half the fabric and charge twice as much.  Then, when that works, do it again until there is nothing left but a piece of dental floss up your ass and a postage stamp over your hoochie.  Then charge three times as much.

Works every time.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 02:02 | Link to Comment Belrev
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Hey this type of animal herd behavior is spreading now. Look this is Russia. Same sh*t, different country:

WE WANT STUFF. WE GOT CREDIT CARDS. GIVE US STUFF. WE ARE ALL RICH NOW. GIVE US STUFF. WE WANT TO CONSUME. YES WE CAN.

- WHAT DO WE WANT?

- STUFF!!!

- WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

- NOW!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vXtbguEqeI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ry5rEcupQU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=gy7mTpnE5hc&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXUp-T-czXY&feature=relmfu

http://www.fontanka.ru/2012/11/23/168//fotoreport.html#/?3

 

PROLETARIANS OF ALL COUNTRIES ARE NOW UNITED.

 

 

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 06:11 | Link to Comment Negro Primero
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"These photos belong to a professional make up artist from Russia, Vadim Andreev, who helps women to change"

http://englishrussia.com/2012/11/12/professional-make-up-before-and-afte...

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 02:23 | Link to Comment Jam Akin
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Looks like Dorothy ain't in Kansas anymore...

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 03:02 | Link to Comment LouisDega
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Bullish for Limited brands. 

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/ltd

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 03:14 | Link to Comment cpzimmon
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I wonder if those young ladies would be as enthusiastic if they knew all those multi-colored thongs were hand me downs, complete with stains.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 03:35 | Link to Comment cpzimmon
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I wonder if those young ladies would be as enthusiastic if they knew that all those multi-colored thongs were hand me downs, complete with stains.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 07:07 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Disgusting, inappropriate, your defining moment .... and PROMISING !  You have a bright future here with us perverts !

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Ginsengbull
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They should use chipotleaway.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 05:12 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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i get their spam mails.. they were giving out freebies at different times of the day.. i guess panties now need to be on the SNAP card allow list

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 07:09 | Link to Comment pufferfish
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Judgement, remark, condesendition & passing off opinion as fact everywhere. What happened to the comments section here? I use to relish the nuggets of information posted here. Positive, useful information & a quest for the truth of all things. A purity of information & discussion.

Now tell me with a straight face this thread, of its 7 pages & counting, contains that.

May the old form return.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 06:06 | Link to Comment Stud Duck
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Hey all you prudes, internet porn gross income exceeds all three professional sports (football, baseball and basketball) by a wide margin. Not to mention that the three professional sports have a much larger overhead than the companies of California that produce it. (Check out kink.com)

Too bad the "financial channels" of CNBC, Bloomberg ect do not reprot it. Actually internet porn is passing grain exports shortly and is one of the biggest items the USSA has to export!

Victoria's is just another fantasy for the fat girls!

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 06:52 | Link to Comment lamont cranston
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Who would have believed that they would freak out in Kanses?

Kansas! Kansas! Kansas! Toto! Toto! Toto!

-Frank Zappa, circa 1965

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 12:30 | Link to Comment djsmps
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Help, I'm a Rock.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 07:09 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Larry Hagman dies on "Black Friday" ?  I dream of Jeannie in Victoria Secret togs ! Icons of our Socialistic Plastic Up People Culture !

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 09:07 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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Heard it here first! RIP that dude knew how to party.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 07:20 | Link to Comment Monedas
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My balls are AKIN from whaming too much of my ham JAM !    Caution:  Negroes On Drugs !

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 07:36 | Link to Comment Freewheelin Franklin
Sat, 11/24/2012 - 08:32 | Link to Comment gmak
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Walmarting is the new planking.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment Carl LaFong
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x

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 08:53 | Link to Comment Doc Strangelove
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Diagnosis: Consumer Craze

Prescription: Total Economical Crash

Healing chances: 100%

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment d edwards
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The whole black Friday thing was kinda funny maybe 30 years ago-when people were grabbing up Cabbage Parch dolls and such.

Now, IMHO we are watching the death of a civil society.

Merry Christmas! indeed.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 10:09 | Link to Comment Diesel Seven
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I could rationalize all the excitement if it were a sales of 5.56 ammo.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:34 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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If you have it, strut it now; you won't be doing much strutting when you're 85...

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 13:13 | Link to Comment Canucklehead
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You've got that right.  Here is a picture of Liz Benn.  She turned down the role in National Velvet that made Elizabeth Taylor a star.

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/liz-benn

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:38 | Link to Comment Marley
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Those are Puritan Thongs.  You lilly skinned can't take a real thong.  Here on the west coast, a walk on the beach will display a real throng of Thongs.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:56 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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If man would concentrate more on thongs, porn and the righteous herb this world would be a wonderful place full of peace and love.

 

roadhazard 1:1

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 12:34 | Link to Comment Marley
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Ja!  Although, watching porn is for the sexually frustrated.  Think more along the lines of Bonobo apes.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 23:30 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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hmm, but maybe he's suggesting you watch yer porn while wearing a thong & smokin' a twist - all solo pleasures, keeps 'em entertained, etc. etc.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 11:55 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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Whatever combination works for You. I like thongs when they are on the floor, personally.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 11:52 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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At my age I think more along the lines of memories of younger daze, been there, done that. Apes have much less war.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 13:11 | Link to Comment U4 eee aaa
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Note to self:

Not thought of items for bartering during apocalypse:

nail polish
lipstick
hair dye
thongs (this will work for both sexes)

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 14:46 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:KRation_Supper.jpg

Chocolate

Chesterfields

Crackers

(silk stockings!!!)

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 14:33 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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The thin blue line in front of the place could have brought new meaning to the phrase 'cop a feel'...

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 14:50 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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I also have to say, there was NOT MUCH disruption this Black Friday.  So, I guess civil society is saved!!!

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 11:06 | Link to Comment Savyindallas
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Yes we are clearly becoming a more mature and advanced society. Notice how calm the markets are about the fiscal cliff. That's because we know we have the best and the brightest working on a solution. Top Men -the Hill's finest-the best our nation has to offer. Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Boehner and Lyndsey Graham working together in peace and harmony for the good of the nation and the betterment of humanity.

They are even working on a solution to MF Global  -required disclaimers and disclosures so that investors will understand that their investments in segregated funds are subject to total losses from normal market risks (margin calls of overly margined TBTF Banks and other insititutions deemed essential for national security) --the Government is considering allowing poor people to buy government subsidized market insurance from AIG to cover their losses. The cost will be paid by a new federal tax on guns, ammo and purchases of gold and silver at amounts less than $25,000. Yes we Can!

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 15:15 | Link to Comment no cnbc cretin
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Stupid!

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment virgilcaine
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Retail Drama Bitchez!

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 23:46 | Link to Comment neutrinoman
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Um, I think some of those "girls" are a little older then teenagers.

Someone has to keep our spirits up as the dark night of ... whoops, there's that "dark" language again ... debt monetization descends upon us.

You say, "gold standard"? I say, "lingerie standard" :)

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 00:46 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Wait and see when those mobs are outside grocery stores hungry. That's next after Jan 6.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 02:47 | Link to Comment are we there yet
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I was told that modern women did not want to be sexual objects.

One of my female empolyees hired a stripper for one of my past birthdays for a work surprise.  I'm the boss.  Imagine if I had done that for a female employee.

 

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 06:34 | Link to Comment Bloodstock
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Are the corporate stores guilty of inciting a riot? Pathetic yet amusing.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment NaiLib
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Do all shops in the US accept Food Stamps? Looks like that

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 03:14 | Link to Comment nastaking
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Nokia's Lumia 920 could represent a last throw of the dice for the once dominant Finnish company, who is attempting to provide a valid alternative to S20 Android 4.1 and Google's Android devices at the top-end of the smartphone market.

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