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Eurogroup Talks Stalled By Massive #DIV/0! Problem

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We can only imagine the HP-12C buttons being ripped from their almost-extinct cases as we are faced with this beauty of a Bloomberg headline:

  • *EUROGROUP PAUSES FOR AN HOUR FOR CALCULATIONS, EU OFFICIAL SAYS

No matter how many times you divide by zero haircuts or zero growth - the number still comes out the same - 'unsustainable'.

 

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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:05 | 3011329 slaughterer
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Get the quick mathematicians in from McKinsey during the hors'd'oeuvre hour.  The Nomenklatura need to stuff their faces with caviar, lobster and White Alba truffles.  

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:32 | 3011444 TheFourthStooge-ing
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if ($denominator eq '0') {

    print "Kick the Can!\n";
    exit (0);

}

Problem solved, Greece saved.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:18 | 3011636 WhiteNight123129
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MONETARY GEEK BLOG DEBUG>

I have tried the lines of code above in my Gold-Borland monetary programming environment but it returns the following answer, what shall I do?

Error E2141 GOLDbcll.cpp 5: E1146 Invalid initializer for integer data type

*** 1 errors in Compile ***

I think it comes from the declartaion of the data type variable $denominator....

 

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:39 | 3011707 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I think it comes from the declartaion of the data type variable $denominator....

use Perl::Obfuscate;   #need you ask why?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:27 | 3011910 OneTinSoldier66
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If I were writing in C, with a Goldman now at the head of the BoE, the last couple of lines of the program would be...

 

printf("Password confirmed. Div by 0 for paper money to infinity for Goldman Illuminati only... approved.\n);

return EXIT_SUCCESS;

 

If I knew how to program that is. Believe me, I don't. But I couldb't help but want to jump in on the fun here so I went out and looked up "Hello.c"

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:32 | 3011932 TheFourthStooge-ing
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You need a closing quote before the closing parenthesis, but it's a good start. At the very least, it would confound the SEC.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:43 | 3012144 OneTinSoldier66
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Yep, missed the quote. I didn't intend to leave it out, just a typo. I make many. But thank you for helping me to correct the code! Cheers

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:06 | 3011332 EscapeKey
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Divide by zero?

What were they doing? Calculating Greece's debt/GDP ratio?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:07 | 3011601 Dareconomics
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Good stuff Escape Key. Also liked your Shapiro comment.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:10 | 3011333 Orly
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Asymptote, bitchez!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:07 | 3011334 unrulian
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BJ break

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | 3011337 SheepDog-One
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Stupid damn abacus! I said divide 10^7 X0!! WTF is wrong with this thing!

Call in another Goldmanite! You know...the 'chosen ones'!

What a #fucked world.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011348 Rainman
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It'll take a little more than an hour to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. They try it anyway. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 23:49 | 3013438 StychoKiller
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Ye olde ENIAC didn't have a very fast clock speed...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | 3011361 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Maybe they can create a new number system.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:30 | 3011924 OneTinSoldier66
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They already have. They call it Quantitative Easing. At least so far that's what they call it.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | 3011362 Glass Seagull
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Reverse Polish Notation:  tricky-tricky.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:21 | 3011403 SpanishGoop
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Even worse, reverse Greek notation.

= +GDP --Debt

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:13 | 3011363 The Reich
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Let me introduce 1mag1nary num3€rs to you.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:15 | 3011372 Satan
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If you type 3518008 into the calculator and hold it upside down it spells boobies.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011389 Orly
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Grammar cop says, "Ermm...no!"

5318008

Get it straight!

:0

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:55 | 3011536 Satan
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Yes but our European calculators work different!
My one was made by Fisher Price and has pictures of mermaids on it.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:14 | 3011619 Jim in MN
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In Hebrew, while calculator is right side up, 71070 spells [crazy gibberish letters]  (sarsur, "pimp")

 

--Wikithang

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:36 | 3011699 debtor of last ...
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When you type the exact number of Greek debt in million euro's is says

BLANKFEIN

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011387 Conman
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Technical issues. Same as before. Always a technical issue thats causing europe's problems. Never a solvency problem.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:19 | 3011390 CrashisOptimistic
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Whatever happened to the teleconference that was to happen this past weekend to prepare for today's mtg?  Weren't the calculations done then?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:19 | 3011395 FLUSA.com
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Just remove the formula from the cell and put in the number you want....problem solved

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:28 | 3011427 Non Passaran
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Wonderful, the next thing you know they'll win Nobel Prize for Economics in 2013!

What a group of absolutely outstanding leaders!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:19 | 3011396 vinayjha
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and the meeting continue in 2050. no deal yet.

http://www.freefdawatchlist.com

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:23 | 3011410 JasperNewtonDaniel
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Error 0

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:29 | 3011414 Sanksion
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They need to call every IPCC's Ph.D to generate the best model to trick the assumptions and datas in the expected fashion required to avoid the hard time when one realises that he fucked himself and the most wealthiest countries in the world into the quarter world.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:25 | 3011419 JasperNewtonDaniel
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[RCL] [PV] 0

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:05 | 3011592 Honey Badger
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Eurogroup's car has left the reality highway.  GPS device says, "recalculating."

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:08 | 3011605 boribori
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5318008 not 3518008.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:10 | 3011611 Jim in MN
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They are gonna regret this.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:29 | 3011673 edifice
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Nonsnsense, dividing by zero yields: Unicorns and Pixie Dust.

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