False Alarm: No Deal Yet - This Is After All The Circus Known As Europe - Live Webcast

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Sure enough, it seems, the much aggrandized statement was merely more undecided 'leaked' actionless garbage from the EU's leaders:

  • *EU OFFICIALS SAY UNCLEAR HOW LONG EUROGROUP GREEK TALKS TO LAST
  • *EUROGROUP DISCUSSIONS OF GREEK AID STILL ONGOING, OFFICIALS SAY

EURUSD slumped immediately on this new news. The Eurogroup has set up the live webcast access point - below - though start times are 'estimated'.

 

 

Live Eurogroup Webcast

 

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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:49 | 3012688 JeremyWS
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Not getting old....yet

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:51 | 3012699 THX 1178
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Headfake, bitchez.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:57 | 3012728 nope-1004
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Two kids can make a "deal" - these releases mean nothing.  Being insolvent sucks so all that's left is a sideshow performance.

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:16 | 3012755 Michaelwiseguy
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I find that spiritual entities communicating through their hosts have difficulty articulating their message in logical coherent terminology, making it difficult for others to interpret the information into something useful.

You'd think with all their high technology they'd be able to formulate a coherent sentence.

These are obviously entities and hosts below human potential. Try not to waste your time with them.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:19 | 3012778 iDealMeat
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wait..  I'm confused.  Just what is there to talk about??

 

oh yeah..   I don't care..  at all...   AT ALL..

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:20 | 3012782 camaro68ss
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IMF, What a dick tease

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:45 | 3012857 flacon
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She [Lagarde] has a big one but no balls. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:53 | 3012711 Tsar Pointless
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You mean we're not there yet? But I'm getting tired of playing the "license plate" game.

And we already went through the alphabet backwards and forewards twice playing the "alphabet" game.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:09 | 3012759 JPM Hater001
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In the words of the Great Joe Soucheray- You cant stop Greece, they'll just "make a move."

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:19 | 3012781 ACP
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Nope, the circus music never gets old...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:59 | 3012909 HaroldWang
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They have reached a deal:

ECB president Mario Draghi leaves  as talks on Greek debt sustainability conclude with an agreement. -Dow Jones

Euro ticking higher as I type

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 20:20 | 3012948 Orly
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They're going to buy the debt back at 35 cents on the Euro...

 

http://www.forexlive.com/blog/2012/11/27/35-cents/

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:50 | 3012694 spastic_colon
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ben said NEIN!  the USD cannot handle it yet! 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:51 | 3012696 Tsar Pointless
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Isn't it pitiful that we humans have dominion over all the other creatures of this planet?

I think cats would do a much better job.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:10 | 3012762 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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I know I am going to get a bunch of down votes here but I hate cats...just sayin.  However, I think it's possible that dogs could do a better job.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:18 | 3012777 jomama
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this isn't reddit, alfred.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:51 | 3012697 semperfi
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the bailouts will continue until morale improves

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:24 | 3012804 CrashisOptimistic
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Wait, you mean I just did some computations in that other thread to ridicule their deal . . . and now there's no deal?

Does this mean I computed wrong?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:51 | 3012700 ZippyBananaPants
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This is better than watching Animal House for the 56th time.  You know all the words and lines, but it is still as funny as ever.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:57 | 3012735 EscapeKey
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more like "groundhog day", with the intelligence level of "dude, where's my car"

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:10 | 3012760 JPM Hater001
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Yeah, the swing was somewhere around 39.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:52 | 3012703 Cassandra Syndrome
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If these psychopaths ran funeral parlours, nobody would die.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:01 | 3012745 MsCreant
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They'd be dead, just propped up and no one admitting it.

Weekend at Bernanke's.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:39 | 3012846 NotApplicable
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Around here they just pile up the poor people in the basement.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:53 | 3012714 RunningMan
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People are being conditioned for the main event through a series of continuous non-events. It has been underway in full force since October 2008.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:54 | 3012718 fonzannoon
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The coke and hookers must not have arrived yet

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:56 | 3012730 darteaus
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That Strauss-Kahn really knows how to close a deal!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 20:43 | 3012997 tsx500
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and little boys

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:54 | 3012720 Jason T
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NO DEALLLLl

(I can picture the guy from Mad TV doing the "deal or no deal skit)

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:55 | 3012729 markar
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And to think, the taxpayers of Europe only have to pay about 50 bil euros a year for this shit show from these assclowns in Brussels.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:56 | 3012733 Cursive
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Holy laughingstock!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:58 | 3012737 buzzsaw99
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I can't take the suspense. It's killing me! [/sarc.]

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:58 | 3012738 dracos_ghost
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You fucked up, you trusted us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOXtWxhlsUg

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:01 | 3012743 max2205
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Ralllllph

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:00 | 3012744 SheepDog-One
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AH! So now the plan is 'rapid-fire baffle em with bullshit'....yea we'll see how well that works.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:04 | 3012747 youngman
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They must of got hungry again......order more food...call the caterers.....

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:07 | 3012752 Cangoroo
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Late here, they need to do it

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:10 | 3012754 ebworthen
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"Officials"

"Discussions"

"Estimated"

"Unclear"

"Ongoing"

"Talks"

Hmmm...sounds like the "fiscal cliff" talk here in the U.S.

Coincidence?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 20:00 | 3012912 Miss Expectations
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"Greatly exaggerated"

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:09 | 3012757 MsCreant
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I've never snorted coke out of a Euro before. Any different than a Benny Buck?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:11 | 3012763 ebworthen
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LOL

Me neither, but they are certainly more colorful.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:14 | 3012769 SheepDog-One
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I want a blue one! NO wait, the peach colored one! 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:22 | 3012795 MsCreant
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Remember Pixie Stix?

http://tinyurl.com/ck73y8a

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:14 | 3012771 GMadScientist
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That's okay; I've never snorted coke out of an American.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:11 | 3012758 Pretorian
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Debt reduction YES. But NO free cash to prevent default , CASH is what Greece is needed not debt reduction. Those public empolyes have to eat tommorow and politicans to steal some more.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:10 | 3012761 Uber Vandal
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No matter what comes out of the EU in reference to Greece, et al, Invader Zim has it all covered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgcjRu1s-8

 

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:12 | 3012767 1fortheroad
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What a shit circus this has become. ALL of it.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:13 | 3012768 GMadScientist
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Cue Pavlov.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:16 | 3012772 SpanishGoop
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Hee, look that EU " be patient"  screen knows what is going to happen.

Union stars dissapear !

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 19:18 | 3012776 Cangoroo
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Vatican

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