False Alarm: No Deal Yet - This Is After All The Circus Known As Europe - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

Sure enough, it seems, the much aggrandized statement was merely more undecided 'leaked' actionless garbage from the EU's leaders:

  • *EU OFFICIALS SAY UNCLEAR HOW LONG EUROGROUP GREEK TALKS TO LAST
  • *EUROGROUP DISCUSSIONS OF GREEK AID STILL ONGOING, OFFICIALS SAY

EURUSD slumped immediately on this new news. The Eurogroup has set up the live webcast access point - below - though start times are 'estimated'.

 

 

Live Eurogroup Webcast

 

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JeremyWS's picture

Not getting old....yet

nope-1004's picture

Two kids can make a "deal" - these releases mean nothing.  Being insolvent sucks so all that's left is a sideshow performance.

 

Michaelwiseguy's picture

I find that spiritual entities communicating through their hosts have difficulty articulating their message in logical coherent terminology, making it difficult for others to interpret the information into something useful.

You'd think with all their high technology they'd be able to formulate a coherent sentence.

These are obviously entities and hosts below human potential. Try not to waste your time with them.

iDealMeat's picture

wait..  I'm confused.  Just what is there to talk about??

 

oh yeah..   I don't care..  at all...   AT ALL..

 

flacon's picture

She [Lagarde] has a big one but no balls. 

Tsar Pointless's picture

You mean we're not there yet? But I'm getting tired of playing the "license plate" game.

And we already went through the alphabet backwards and forewards twice playing the "alphabet" game.

JPM Hater001's picture

In the words of the Great Joe Soucheray- You cant stop Greece, they'll just "make a move."

HaroldWang's picture

They have reached a deal:

ECB president Mario Draghi leaves  as talks on Greek debt sustainability conclude with an agreement. -Dow Jones

Euro ticking higher as I type

Orly's picture

They're going to buy the debt back at 35 cents on the Euro...

 

http://www.forexlive.com/blog/2012/11/27/35-cents/

spastic_colon's picture

ben said NEIN!  the USD cannot handle it yet! 

Tsar Pointless's picture

Isn't it pitiful that we humans have dominion over all the other creatures of this planet?

I think cats would do a much better job.

Au_Ag_CuPbCu's picture

I know I am going to get a bunch of down votes here but I hate cats...just sayin.  However, I think it's possible that dogs could do a better job.

jomama's picture

this isn't reddit, alfred.

semperfi's picture

the bailouts will continue until morale improves

CrashisOptimistic's picture

Wait, you mean I just did some computations in that other thread to ridicule their deal . . . and now there's no deal?

Does this mean I computed wrong?

ZippyBananaPants's picture

This is better than watching Animal House for the 56th time.  You know all the words and lines, but it is still as funny as ever.

EscapeKey's picture

more like "groundhog day", with the intelligence level of "dude, where's my car"

JPM Hater001's picture

Yeah, the swing was somewhere around 39.

Cassandra Syndrome's picture

If these psychopaths ran funeral parlours, nobody would die.

MsCreant's picture

They'd be dead, just propped up and no one admitting it.

Weekend at Bernanke's.

NotApplicable's picture

Around here they just pile up the poor people in the basement.

RunningMan's picture

People are being conditioned for the main event through a series of continuous non-events. It has been underway in full force since October 2008.

fonzannoon's picture

The coke and hookers must not have arrived yet

darteaus's picture

That Strauss-Kahn really knows how to close a deal!

Jason T's picture

NO DEALLLLl

(I can picture the guy from Mad TV doing the "deal or no deal skit)

markar's picture

And to think, the taxpayers of Europe only have to pay about 50 bil euros a year for this shit show from these assclowns in Brussels.

Cursive's picture

Holy laughingstock!

buzzsaw99's picture

I can't take the suspense. It's killing me! [/sarc.]

SheepDog-One's picture

AH! So now the plan is 'rapid-fire baffle em with bullshit'....yea we'll see how well that works.

youngman's picture

They must of got hungry again......order more food...call the caterers.....

Cangoroo's picture

Late here, they need to do it

ebworthen's picture

"Officials"

"Discussions"

"Estimated"

"Unclear"

"Ongoing"

"Talks"

Hmmm...sounds like the "fiscal cliff" talk here in the U.S.

Coincidence?

MsCreant's picture

I've never snorted coke out of a Euro before. Any different than a Benny Buck?

ebworthen's picture

LOL

Me neither, but they are certainly more colorful.

SheepDog-One's picture

I want a blue one! NO wait, the peach colored one! 

GMadScientist's picture

That's okay; I've never snorted coke out of an American.

Pretorian's picture

Debt reduction YES. But NO free cash to prevent default , CASH is what Greece is needed not debt reduction. Those public empolyes have to eat tommorow and politicans to steal some more.

Uber Vandal's picture

No matter what comes out of the EU in reference to Greece, et al, Invader Zim has it all covered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgcjRu1s-8

 

 

1fortheroad's picture

What a shit circus this has become. ALL of it.

SpanishGoop's picture

Hee, look that EU " be patient"  screen knows what is going to happen.

Union stars dissapear !