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We know many will be devastated by the loss of such a leading figure in the oversight and prosecution of fraud throughout our financial system...

  • *SEC CHAIRMAN MARY SCHAPIRO TO STEP DOWN DECEMBER 14

In the interest of openness and fairness, please use this open forum to leave your farewell wishes for Ms. Schapiro as she heads into what we can only imagine is some influential position in compliance at a major sell-side financial institution.

 


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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:47 | Link to Comment AynRandFan
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She's a natural for heading up immigration non-enforcement.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:49 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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There is a cubicle waiting for you at Goldman, Shapiro.  Time to put on your squid tentacles.  

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | Link to Comment The trend is yo...
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She is going to to head the compliance operations of Corzine's new hedge fund

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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 <-----Holder

 <-----Schapiro

 

Who has been the empti(er/est) suit?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Richard Chesler
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Life for boars with boobs is about to get very competitive.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:22 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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Fuck you, Ben Bernanke!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:24 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBogus_
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Harry Markopolos, a private fraud investigator from Boston, in front of a February 2009 House Financial Services subcommittee, concerning the Bernie Madoff problem;

"If you took the SEC regulators to Fenway Park, they wouldn't be able to find 1st base"

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Rainman
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I'll take the one with the moustache....wait, they both win...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | Link to Comment RopeADope
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Meg Whitman and Mary Schapiro look remarkably similiar and strangely enough both allowed massive fraud to go on during their watch.

 

I wonder which boob holds up the other boob as their role model.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:45 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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Oppa gangnam style!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:03 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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yes they do, but Mary's teeth are a little better than Meg's troll teeth.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Atlantis Consigliore
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Lisping:  Have a M...F....ing great career, what a great job screwing the public you did.

 

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:22 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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MARY SCHAPIRO MUG SHOT

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:27 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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BIRD BRAINS

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Its_the_economy...
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"Bird Brains" and "Shaman" are my all-time favorites!! Although "Debt-Bro" is right up there!!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | Link to Comment I think I need ...
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why does it seem EVERYONE is leaving the party?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:20 | Link to Comment True.North
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"Great work, Mary. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You’re fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join her, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good." ~ Ari Gold

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:29 | Link to Comment KidHorn
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When she was at NASDAQ, I worked on a project for her and all I can say is I hope she's dieing. She and her female overlords were the nastiest people I have ever worked with. She hates men and only hires women who also hate men.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:05 | Link to Comment AGuy
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LOL! Let me guess, She is being forced out because she was "too Tough on Wall street". Obama to appoint someone that will bend over for Goldman and crew!

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Chuck Walla
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Who?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 17:03 | Link to Comment nofluer
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Who?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | Link to Comment cossack55
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Watch out for Jamie and Lloyd. If either is your new boss, your toast. If either it not your boss, but you annoy them, your toast.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | Link to Comment Dealer
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Ms. Schapiro: Rot in hell you filthy cunt.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Thanks for nothing, biatch

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Oh come on, that's blatantly untrue.

She did take a cut of government largesse for quite a while, in exchange for keeping a seat warm.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:52 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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and she supervised the running of the evidence shredders 24/7.  That's quite an important position, you know.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:50 | Link to Comment Squid Vicious
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enjoy the chanukkah season, mrs. shapiro

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment youngman
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Where is John Corzine????

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Spooning Obama?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Kina
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Hell is too good for slime like her.

 

Everybreath she takes is a waste of precious oxygen that some cockcroach could be breathing instead.

 

I am sure she got a life time supply of Silver dildos from her owners.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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Maybe now Mary can look in the mirror and finally wipe Bank of America's corporate splooge off her face.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Master_Blaster
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Geithner, Clinton and now Schapiro, even the Bernake said he will be leaving...anyone else get the feeling the rats are fleeing?

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:02 | Link to Comment DavidC
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Yup.

DavidC

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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Exchange of one pack of rats for another:

Dimon (treasury), Rice (state dep), Pelosi (SEC),

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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Only to be replaced by maggots...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:20 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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Yeah because they know the snakes are rattling.

And when SHTF, there will be more snakes than rats.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Milton Waddams
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If you need any hard evidence that the SEC is a joke of a organization look no further than the hundreds and hundreds of scam penny stocks available for purchase through any number of brokerage firms.  Any credible iteration of the SEC would have cleaned out that cess pool part of the market years, if not decades, ago.  Honestly, combing through the filings of some of these 'investment opportunities' can provide countless hours of WTF-inspired entertainment.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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The surprising part is that the SEC don't carry ads for said penny stocks on its website.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 00:34 | Link to Comment Bernankenstein
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TAGG me with a spoon!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | Link to Comment khotel
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She seems a natural to be a referee in the WWE...as they seem to be gifted at being distracted easily.

LOOK, a squirrel!!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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FUCK U SCHAPIRO!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | Link to Comment machineh
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Mary -- would you mind posting your porn stash as a Torrent file?

Thanks in advance!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | Link to Comment pepperspray
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Pushed off the fiscal cliff

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | Link to Comment WillyGroper
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Wishing you a food & water supply at the very least, equally as polluted as you have left our financial system. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Catullus
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Why work for a financial services company when you can get $40,000-$80,000 on the speaking circuit to collect your tithes?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:54 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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and the media spin doctors are already on it - I just read an article about how "tough" Mary has been on violations lately and how she will be missed.  Gag.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:56 | Link to Comment grunk
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Boss is gone.

Back to surfing porn!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:57 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Mary, I would like to offer you a parting gift of skull fucking your head in return for all of the good you have done in your whorelustrious career. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:08 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Finished off with a Dutch Q-Tip

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I have not heard that one before.  I have an idea of what that is, but am scared to google it now....at work at least.  I bet you the SEC has whole files of this genre of porn on their server.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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More than likely they do. 

According to the Urban Dictionary, a Dutch Q-Tip is when someone ejaculates into their partner's ear. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:34 | Link to Comment kralizec
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What happened to that 'ol Obama favorite the "donkey punch"?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:55 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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could you get "swimmer's ear" from that?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Replete with "tadpoles," I'm certain.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:00 | Link to Comment freedogger
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Good luck at Goldman Sachs!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:00 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Fucking Cunt

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment CrimsonAvenger
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So who's going to replace her? That Elmo puppeteer? He's available I think.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment ShorTed
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Dear Ms. Shapiro,

Thank you for your diligent and fair application of securities laws.

Sincerely,

 

Jon Corzine

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | Link to Comment PUD
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ROT IN HELL BITCH

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:02 | Link to Comment mr_T
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The Isle of Jersy/Man, Cayman, Bahamas, Gilbraltar, Luxemberg, Abu Dabi are required vacation stops.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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+ Malta, Cyprus, Mauritius, Montevideo, Panama

+ Delaware and Miami

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Abitdodgie
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I don't know why you are all getting upset she did her job perfectly, she was not there to help you fool's.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:57 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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True.  Just like the Place Holder.  He's done quite a remarkable job too, considering his firm's expertise is white collar criminal defense.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Ms. Shapiro,

 

You still have time to do something good with your life.  You've spent the last several years (and probably most of your career) as an enabler for cheats and thieves.  Change your ways now and maybe you can clear your conscience and your name.  If you are a religious/spiritual person, the benefits of repentance could go a long way in the Here After.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:02 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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Something good with her life...hmmm.  Like writing a book like Bair and Barofsky?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Pig Brotha
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Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life, bye bye you useless twat...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:10 | Link to Comment BoNeSxxx
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No but they are perfect credentials to run any USG oversight agency...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:09 | Link to Comment Kaiser Sousa
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GOODBYE U BANKER OWNED, BANKER COCKSUCKING, SOCIOPATHIC BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!

 

FUCK YOU TOO BERNANKE......

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:08 | Link to Comment gmak
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment swissaustrian
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Hopefully the next chick in charge of the SEC doesn't look like his dude again.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:01 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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lol - of course it will.  Have you seen the pics of the replacement yet?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Jugdish
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Say what you want but she achieved the American dream (or collective conscious). An illustrious career with a salary that easily totals in the millions including benefits and all she had to do was sit at a desk a few hours a day surf porn then head home. The modern American mark of success epitomized.

Well done Mr. Schipiro - you look like shit.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:16 | Link to Comment Ox
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Good riddance.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:00 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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to bad rubbish.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment toms
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FUCK YOU BITCH

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | Link to Comment Glass Seagull
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Mary,

Wondering what you're going to do with all those humps post-SEC?

http://www.ricksinvestor.com/careers.aspx

Best,

GS

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:19 | Link to Comment lindaamick
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Her effectiveness during  her tenure is comparable to pulling a finger out of a bucket of water...not even a ripple.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:22 | Link to Comment caimen garou
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see ya, don't want to be ya! fucking selective blind bitch!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:22 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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"That's a man, baby!"

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:23 | Link to Comment Herdee
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This broad and one of her former co-conspirators,namely a certain Jeffery Tao(former SEC lawyer) make a good pair.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:24 | Link to Comment markar
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Tho it's been said many times, many ways, FUCK YOU, Mary

and Merry Chistmas

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:25 | Link to Comment tradewithdave
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Indeed it is increasingly rare that a civil servant's term of service will outlast the long enough timeline of a CFTC investigation of precious metals manipulation as measured in dog years.  In dog years, the investigation has not been all that long and you will only be required to wait 1/20th of a dog year to withdraw funds from your demand deposit money market fund.  It's nearly on-demand.  To a dog, the redemption would actually come before it was even expected - a small price for guaranteed stability. 

www.tradewithdave.com

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:31 | Link to Comment tickhound
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Farewell Mary... You were a worthless piece of shit.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:35 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Dear Mary,

 

Hopefully you will get fucked sideways with a pole axe. Have a nice day.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:40 | Link to Comment Derezzed
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Well as Georges dub would have said : u've done a heckuva job schapi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lssbAwu-OtE

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:44 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Dear Mary,

Happy Hanukkah !

Your Dear Friend,

Bernie Madoff

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:44 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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She probably has no idea how horrible she was at the job.  And that makes her incompetent as well as incapable.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:46 | Link to Comment Frank N. Beans
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you people are crude and lewd

Mary, thank you for your service to Goldman Sachs and John Corzine.  You performed your job well.  This experience will serve you well in your next job as compliance director for a bank on Wall Street.

Frank

 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Levadiakos
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In 2008, her last year at FINRA, Schapiro earned a regular compensation package of $3.3 million; on departure from FINRA, she received additional lump sum retirement benefit payments that brought her total package in 2008 to just under $9 million.[8] Bernie Madoff, famous for his estimated ~$50,000,000,000 Ponzi schemesaid in an interview published on June 17, 2009, that Mary Schapiro was a "dear friend" of his.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:49 | Link to Comment Levadiakos
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Without excellent leadership by FINRA and its executives, something bad might have happened to destabilize the financial sector in 2007 and 2008 which could have caused the credit system to seize up requiring government action. Their excellent work prevented that from happening.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/whoa-finra-paid-mary-schapiro-9-million-in-2008-2010-10#ixzz2DLeW9EFP

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Who the hell is Mary Schapiro?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:58 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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just another bankster fellator.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:01 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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A jizzbag for banksters

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:52 | Link to Comment uno
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Ms. Schapiro, you are as competent as you are beautiful

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:54 | Link to Comment monopoly
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What a worthless woman who did nothing for truth and fairness. Off to the Giant Squid, she will fit right in.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:55 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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If she did such a great job, as her self grandizing, self-written departure letter claims, why is she leaving? I guess we're supposed to believe everything is fixed now, so her exceptional talents would be wasted if she stayed around? On to the next grander battle or some such bullshit? What a ridiculously transparent show. Any fool can see through it. But, of course, she doesn't  give a shit about that either.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:02 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Add another picture to the dictionary next to the word CUNT. Put her next to Hilary

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:04 | Link to Comment drbill
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Mary Who? of the SE.. what?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:12 | Link to Comment citizen2084
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We should all be thankful for sincerely committed public servants such is the honorable Mary Shapiro.  I am sure, like all of our dedicated public servants in DC, Mary took the road of integrity and shunned the private sector's income driven greedy world.

Why? Because she cares. She cares for you, and me. She wanted to make a difference in the world for not just her children amd grandchildren. The best way to do this was join the greatest leader the free world has ever known, The Barrack Obomba, to put the common person first. 

We are so blessed to have such wonderful leaders who love us and care for each of our needs more than theirs. 

I for one will miss the incredible way she has removed any scent of fraud from wall street and our banking industry.

Good Luck Mary, 

comrade Robert Shapiro, et al

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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Never heard of her.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:43 | Link to Comment CitizenPete
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She was that chick who did the Insurance advertisements,  I think. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:34 | Link to Comment imaginalis
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Ms Shapiro's regulation of Securities

Corzine's protection of customer accounts

Bush's war on drugs

Obama's Nobel peace prize

Mozillo's contribution to housing

Morsi's Egyptian revolution

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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Mary who?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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Wait, the SEC had a Chairperson?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:04 | Link to Comment Stockmonger
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Mission Accomplished!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:20 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Her lips will finally get some rest...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment Backdraft
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Mz. Shapiro .... damn, you're an ugly guy. May you die a slow, agonizing, painful, humiliating death and burn in hell, gang-fucked by demons, until the condescending smirk is singed from your hideous mug.... and may you then experience deja vu for eternity.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Questan1913
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You Mary Shapiro, have been charged by this Tribunal, with economic crimes against the People of the United States, TO WIT: Conspiracy to aid and abet an unlawfullly constitututed and rapacious FINANCIAL CARTEL in its economic depredations against WE THE PEOPLE; Subversion of the Constitution of these United States, and its intent, through numerous acts of omission and commission in furthering the diabolical schemes of THE CARTEL to further empower and obscenely enrich itself on a scale never seen heretofore in the annals of human history, resulting  in the wholesale ruination and impoverishment of uncountable millions of Citizens.   As those who have come before you, you have been adjudged guilty......... and shall receive the maximum penalty as described in this Tribunals charter.  May God have mercy on your soul.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:14 | Link to Comment steelrules
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Hey Mary, say hi to Brooksly when you bump into her, not that you ever did or could fill her shoes over at the CFTC.

Hasta La Vista.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment loub215
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A job well UNDONE. Don't let the door hit you in the arse...

WTF

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 23:22 | Link to Comment tony bonn
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good riddance bitch....be glad i didn't call you a cunt.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 14:09 | Link to Comment jmc8888
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Thanks for nothing.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 02:12 | Link to Comment Jeffrey Lebowski
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I cant tell if she is corzine's retarded twin sister or jimmy hoffa's grand daughter. What a corrupt cunt.

 

Thanks for the fish....bitch

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