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We know many will be devastated by the loss of such a leading figure in the oversight and prosecution of fraud throughout our financial system...


In the interest of openness and fairness, please use this open forum to leave your farewell wishes for Ms. Schapiro as she heads into what we can only imagine is some influential position in compliance at a major sell-side financial institution.


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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:47 | 3011236 AynRandFan
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She's a natural for heading up immigration non-enforcement.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:49 | 3011247 slaughterer
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There is a cubicle waiting for you at Goldman, Shapiro.  Time to put on your squid tentacles.  

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | 3011269 The trend is yo...
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She is going to to head the compliance operations of Corzine's new hedge fund

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | 3011296 hedgeless_horseman
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Who has been the empti(er/est) suit?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:03 | 3011319 Richard Chesler
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Life for boars with boobs is about to get very competitive.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:22 | 3011645 HoofHearted
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Fuck you, Ben Bernanke!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:24 | 3012264 MillionDollarBogus_
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Harry Markopolos, a private fraud investigator from Boston, in front of a February 2009 House Financial Services subcommittee, concerning the Bernie Madoff problem;

"If you took the SEC regulators to Fenway Park, they wouldn't be able to find 1st base"

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | 3011326 Rainman
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I'll take the one with the moustache....wait, they both win...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011393 RopeADope
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Meg Whitman and Mary Schapiro look remarkably similiar and strangely enough both allowed massive fraud to go on during their watch.


I wonder which boob holds up the other boob as their role model.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:45 | 3011492 eatthebanksters
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Oppa gangnam style!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:03 | 3011586 waterhorse
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yes they do, but Mary's teeth are a little better than Meg's troll teeth.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:43 | 3011728 Atlantis Consigliore
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Lisping:  Have a great career, what a great job screwing the public you did.



Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:22 | 3011647 williambanzai7
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:27 | 3011665 williambanzai7
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:43 | 3012140 Its_the_economy...
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"Bird Brains" and "Shaman" are my all-time favorites!! Although "Debt-Bro" is right up there!!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | 3011270 I think I need ...
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why does it seem EVERYONE is leaving the party?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:20 | 3011401 True.North
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"Great work, Mary. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You’re fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join her, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good." ~ Ari Gold

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:29 | 3011435 KidHorn
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When she was at NASDAQ, I worked on a project for her and all I can say is I hope she's dieing. She and her female overlords were the nastiest people I have ever worked with. She hates men and only hires women who also hate men.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:05 | 3011590 AGuy
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LOL! Let me guess, She is being forced out because she was "too Tough on Wall street". Obama to appoint someone that will bend over for Goldman and crew!


Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:28 | 3012096 Chuck Walla
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 17:03 | 3012375 nofluer
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | 3011239 cossack55
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Watch out for Jamie and Lloyd. If either is your new boss, your toast. If either it not your boss, but you annoy them, your toast.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | 3011242 Dealer
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Ms. Schapiro: Rot in hell you filthy cunt.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | 3011243 Divided States ...
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Thanks for nothing, biatch

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | 3011277 EscapeKey
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Oh come on, that's blatantly untrue.

She did take a cut of government largesse for quite a while, in exchange for keeping a seat warm.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:52 | 3011515 waterhorse
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and she supervised the running of the evidence shredders 24/7.  That's quite an important position, you know.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:50 | 3011252 Squid Vicious
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enjoy the chanukkah season, mrs. shapiro

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | 3011255 youngman
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Where is John Corzine????


Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:14 | 3011367 EscapeKey
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Spooning Obama?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | 3011256 Kina
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Hell is too good for slime like her.


Everybreath she takes is a waste of precious oxygen that some cockcroach could be breathing instead.


I am sure she got a life time supply of Silver dildos from her owners.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | 3011257 Shizzmoney
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Maybe now Mary can look in the mirror and finally wipe Bank of America's corporate splooge off her face.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:52 | 3011260 Master_Blaster
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Geithner, Clinton and now Schapiro, even the Bernake said he will be leaving...anyone else get the feeling the rats are fleeing?


Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:02 | 3011313 DavidC
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:17 | 3011379 swissaustrian
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Exchange of one pack of rats for another:

Dimon (treasury), Rice (state dep), Pelosi (SEC),

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011386 eatthebanksters
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Only to be replaced by maggots...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:20 | 3011397 Shizzmoney
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Yeah because they know the snakes are rattling.

And when SHTF, there will be more snakes than rats.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:52 | 3011265 Milton Waddams
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If you need any hard evidence that the SEC is a joke of a organization look no further than the hundreds and hundreds of scam penny stocks available for purchase through any number of brokerage firms.  Any credible iteration of the SEC would have cleaned out that cess pool part of the market years, if not decades, ago.  Honestly, combing through the filings of some of these 'investment opportunities' can provide countless hours of WTF-inspired entertainment.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | 3011283 EscapeKey
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The surprising part is that the SEC don't carry ads for said penny stocks on its website.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 00:34 | 3013527 Bernankenstein
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TAGG me with a spoon!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | 3011267 khotel
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She seems a natural to be a referee in the they seem to be gifted at being distracted easily.

LOOK, a squirrel!!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | 3011268 SheepDog-One
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | 3011272 machineh
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Mary -- would you mind posting your porn stash as a Torrent file?

Thanks in advance!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | 3011274 pepperspray
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Pushed off the fiscal cliff

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | 3011276 WillyGroper
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Wishing you a food & water supply at the very least, equally as polluted as you have left our financial system. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | 3011279 Catullus
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Why work for a financial services company when you can get $40,000-$80,000 on the speaking circuit to collect your tithes?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:54 | 3011526 waterhorse
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and the media spin doctors are already on it - I just read an article about how "tough" Mary has been on violations lately and how she will be missed.  Gag.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:56 | 3011288 grunk
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Boss is gone.

Back to surfing porn!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:57 | 3011294 Dr. Richard Head
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Mary, I would like to offer you a parting gift of skull fucking your head in return for all of the good you have done in your whorelustrious career. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:08 | 3011346 Intoxicologist
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Finished off with a Dutch Q-Tip

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | 3011359 Dr. Richard Head
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I have not heard that one before.  I have an idea of what that is, but am scared to google it work at least.  I bet you the SEC has whole files of this genre of porn on their server.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:21 | 3011405 Intoxicologist
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More than likely they do. 

According to the Urban Dictionary, a Dutch Q-Tip is when someone ejaculates into their partner's ear. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:34 | 3011450 kralizec
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What happened to that 'ol Obama favorite the "donkey punch"?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:55 | 3011535 waterhorse
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could you get "swimmer's ear" from that?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:09 | 3011609 Intoxicologist
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Replete with "tadpoles," I'm certain.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:00 | 3011303 freedogger
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Good luck at Goldman Sachs!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:00 | 3011304 buzzsaw99
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Fucking Cunt

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | 3011308 CrimsonAvenger
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So who's going to replace her? That Elmo puppeteer? He's available I think.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | 3011309 ShorTed
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Dear Ms. Shapiro,

Thank you for your diligent and fair application of securities laws.



Jon Corzine

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | 3011310 PUD
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:02 | 3011311 mr_T
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The Isle of Jersy/Man, Cayman, Bahamas, Gilbraltar, Luxemberg, Abu Dabi are required vacation stops.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011388 swissaustrian
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+ Malta, Cyprus, Mauritius, Montevideo, Panama

+ Delaware and Miami

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:04 | 3011321 Abitdodgie
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I don't know why you are all getting upset she did her job perfectly, she was not there to help you fool's.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:57 | 3011546 waterhorse
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True.  Just like the Place Holder.  He's done quite a remarkable job too, considering his firm's expertise is white collar criminal defense.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:04 | 3011322 Cursive
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Ms. Shapiro,


You still have time to do something good with your life.  You've spent the last several years (and probably most of your career) as an enabler for cheats and thieves.  Change your ways now and maybe you can clear your conscience and your name.  If you are a religious/spiritual person, the benefits of repentance could go a long way in the Here After.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:02 | 3011574 waterhorse
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Something good with her life...hmmm.  Like writing a book like Bair and Barofsky?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:04 | 3011327 Pig Brotha
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Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life, bye bye you useless twat...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:10 | 3011353 BoNeSxxx
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No but they are perfect credentials to run any USG oversight agency...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:09 | 3011330 Kaiser Sousa
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:08 | 3011342 gmak
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:14 | 3011364 swissaustrian
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Hopefully the next chick in charge of the SEC doesn't look like his dude again.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:01 | 3011568 waterhorse
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lol - of course it will.  Have you seen the pics of the replacement yet?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:15 | 3011371 Jugdish
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Say what you want but she achieved the American dream (or collective conscious). An illustrious career with a salary that easily totals in the millions including benefits and all she had to do was sit at a desk a few hours a day surf porn then head home. The modern American mark of success epitomized.

Well done Mr. Schipiro - you look like shit.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:16 | 3011378 Ox
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Good riddance.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:00 | 3011565 waterhorse
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to bad rubbish.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:17 | 3011380 toms
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011385 Glass Seagull
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Wondering what you're going to do with all those humps post-SEC?



Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:19 | 3011394 lindaamick
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Her effectiveness during  her tenure is comparable to pulling a finger out of a bucket of water...not even a ripple.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:22 | 3011407 caimen garou
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see ya, don't want to be ya! fucking selective blind bitch!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:22 | 3011408 Shizzmoney
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"That's a man, baby!"

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:23 | 3011412 Herdee
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This broad and one of her former co-conspirators,namely a certain Jeffery Tao(former SEC lawyer) make a good pair.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:24 | 3011413 markar
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Tho it's been said many times, many ways, FUCK YOU, Mary

and Merry Chistmas

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:25 | 3011416 tradewithdave
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Indeed it is increasingly rare that a civil servant's term of service will outlast the long enough timeline of a CFTC investigation of precious metals manipulation as measured in dog years.  In dog years, the investigation has not been all that long and you will only be required to wait 1/20th of a dog year to withdraw funds from your demand deposit money market fund.  It's nearly on-demand.  To a dog, the redemption would actually come before it was even expected - a small price for guaranteed stability.


Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:31 | 3011440 tickhound
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Farewell Mary... You were a worthless piece of shit.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:35 | 3011453 azzhatter
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Dear Mary,


Hopefully you will get fucked sideways with a pole axe. Have a nice day.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:40 | 3011468 Derezzed
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Well as Georges dub would have said : u've done a heckuva job schapi

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:44 | 3011486 Seasmoke
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Dear Mary,

Happy Hanukkah !

Your Dear Friend,

Bernie Madoff

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:44 | 3011487 Quinvarius
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She probably has no idea how horrible she was at the job.  And that makes her incompetent as well as incapable.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:46 | 3011493 Frank N. Beans
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you people are crude and lewd

Mary, thank you for your service to Goldman Sachs and John Corzine.  You performed your job well.  This experience will serve you well in your next job as compliance director for a bank on Wall Street.



Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:47 | 3011495 Levadiakos
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In 2008, her last year at FINRA, Schapiro earned a regular compensation package of $3.3 million; on departure from FINRA, she received additional lump sum retirement benefit payments that brought her total package in 2008 to just under $9 million.[8] Bernie Madoff, famous for his estimated ~$50,000,000,000 Ponzi schemesaid in an interview published on June 17, 2009, that Mary Schapiro was a "dear friend" of his.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:49 | 3011503 Levadiakos
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Without excellent leadership by FINRA and its executives, something bad might have happened to destabilize the financial sector in 2007 and 2008 which could have caused the credit system to seize up requiring government action. Their excellent work prevented that from happening.

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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:47 | 3011497 Wakanda
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Who the hell is Mary Schapiro?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:58 | 3011553 waterhorse
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just another bankster fellator.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:01 | 3011572 azzhatter
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A jizzbag for banksters

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:52 | 3011509 uno
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Ms. Schapiro, you are as competent as you are beautiful

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:54 | 3011522 monopoly
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What a worthless woman who did nothing for truth and fairness. Off to the Giant Squid, she will fit right in.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:55 | 3011530 Downtoolong
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If she did such a great job, as her self grandizing, self-written departure letter claims, why is she leaving? I guess we're supposed to believe everything is fixed now, so her exceptional talents would be wasted if she stayed around? On to the next grander battle or some such bullshit? What a ridiculously transparent show. Any fool can see through it. But, of course, she doesn't  give a shit about that either.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:02 | 3011581 azzhatter
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Add another picture to the dictionary next to the word CUNT. Put her next to Hilary

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:04 | 3011591 drbill
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Mary Who? of the SE.. what?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:12 | 3011615 citizen2084
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We should all be thankful for sincerely committed public servants such is the honorable Mary Shapiro.  I am sure, like all of our dedicated public servants in DC, Mary took the road of integrity and shunned the private sector's income driven greedy world.

Why? Because she cares. She cares for you, and me. She wanted to make a difference in the world for not just her children amd grandchildren. The best way to do this was join the greatest leader the free world has ever known, The Barrack Obomba, to put the common person first. 

We are so blessed to have such wonderful leaders who love us and care for each of our needs more than theirs. 

I for one will miss the incredible way she has removed any scent of fraud from wall street and our banking industry.

Good Luck Mary, 

comrade Robert Shapiro, et al

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:25 | 3011654 Pairadimes
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Never heard of her.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:43 | 3011704 CitizenPete
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She was that chick who did the Insurance advertisements,  I think. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:34 | 3011693 imaginalis
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Ms Shapiro's regulation of Securities

Corzine's protection of customer accounts

Bush's war on drugs

Obama's Nobel peace prize

Mozillo's contribution to housing

Morsi's Egyptian revolution

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:46 | 3011734 Zymurguy
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Mary who?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:46 | 3011735 Zymurguy
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Wait, the SEC had a Chairperson?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:04 | 3011797 Stockmonger
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Mission Accomplished!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:20 | 3011870 Fix It Again Timmy
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Her lips will finally get some rest...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:06 | 3012214 Backdraft
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Mz. Shapiro .... damn, you're an ugly guy. May you die a slow, agonizing, painful, humiliating death and burn in hell, gang-fucked by demons, until the condescending smirk is singed from your hideous mug.... and may you then experience deja vu for eternity.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:11 | 3012232 Questan1913
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You Mary Shapiro, have been charged by this Tribunal, with economic crimes against the People of the United States, TO WIT: Conspiracy to aid and abet an unlawfullly constitututed and rapacious FINANCIAL CARTEL in its economic depredations against WE THE PEOPLE; Subversion of the Constitution of these United States, and its intent, through numerous acts of omission and commission in furthering the diabolical schemes of THE CARTEL to further empower and obscenely enrich itself on a scale never seen heretofore in the annals of human history, resulting  in the wholesale ruination and impoverishment of uncountable millions of Citizens.   As those who have come before you, you have been adjudged guilty......... and shall receive the maximum penalty as described in this Tribunals charter.  May God have mercy on your soul.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:14 | 3012303 steelrules
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Hey Mary, say hi to Brooksly when you bump into her, not that you ever did or could fill her shoes over at the CFTC.

Hasta La Vista.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:51 | 3012701 loub215
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A job well UNDONE. Don't let the door hit you in the arse...


Mon, 11/26/2012 - 23:22 | 3013364 tony bonn
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good riddance glad i didn't call you a cunt.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 14:09 | 3014694 jmc8888
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Thanks for nothing.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 02:12 | 3016607 Jeffrey Lebowski
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I cant tell if she is corzine's retarded twin sister or jimmy hoffa's grand daughter. What a corrupt cunt.


Thanks for the fish....bitch

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