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Leave Your Farewell Wishes For SEC's Schapiro Here

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We know many will be devastated by the loss of such a leading figure in the oversight and prosecution of fraud throughout our financial system...


In the interest of openness and fairness, please use this open forum to leave your farewell wishes for Ms. Schapiro as she heads into what we can only imagine is some influential position in compliance at a major sell-side financial institution.

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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:47 | 3011236 AynRandFan
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She's a natural for heading up immigration non-enforcement.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:49 | 3011247 slaughterer
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There is a cubicle waiting for you at Goldman, Shapiro.  Time to put on your squid tentacles.  

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | 3011269 The trend is yo...
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She is going to to head the compliance operations of Corzine's new hedge fund

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:01 | 3011296 hedgeless_horseman
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Who has been the empti(er/est) suit?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:03 | 3011319 Richard Chesler
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Life for boars with boobs is about to get very competitive.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:22 | 3011645 HoofHearted
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Fuck you, Ben Bernanke!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:24 | 3012264 MillionDollarBogus_
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Harry Markopolos, a private fraud investigator from Boston, in front of a February 2009 House Financial Services subcommittee, concerning the Bernie Madoff problem;

"If you took the SEC regulators to Fenway Park, they wouldn't be able to find 1st base"

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | 3011326 Rainman
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I'll take the one with the moustache....wait, they both win...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011393 RopeADope
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Meg Whitman and Mary Schapiro look remarkably similiar and strangely enough both allowed massive fraud to go on during their watch.


I wonder which boob holds up the other boob as their role model.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:45 | 3011492 eatthebanksters
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Oppa gangnam style!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:03 | 3011586 waterhorse
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yes they do, but Mary's teeth are a little better than Meg's troll teeth.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:43 | 3011728 Atlantis Consigliore
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Lisping:  Have a M...F....ing great career, what a great job screwing the public you did.



Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:22 | 3011647 williambanzai7
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:27 | 3011665 williambanzai7
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:43 | 3012140 Its_the_economy...
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"Bird Brains" and "Shaman" are my all-time favorites!! Although "Debt-Bro" is right up there!!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | 3011270 I think I need ...
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why does it seem EVERYONE is leaving the party?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:20 | 3011401 True.North
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"Great work, Mary. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You’re fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join her, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good." ~ Ari Gold

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:29 | 3011435 KidHorn
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When she was at NASDAQ, I worked on a project for her and all I can say is I hope she's dieing. She and her female overlords were the nastiest people I have ever worked with. She hates men and only hires women who also hate men.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:05 | 3011590 AGuy
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LOL! Let me guess, She is being forced out because she was "too Tough on Wall street". Obama to appoint someone that will bend over for Goldman and crew!


Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:28 | 3012096 Chuck Walla
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 17:03 | 3012375 nofluer
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | 3011239 cossack55
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Watch out for Jamie and Lloyd. If either is your new boss, your toast. If either it not your boss, but you annoy them, your toast.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | 3011242 Dealer
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Ms. Schapiro: Rot in hell you filthy cunt.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:48 | 3011243 Divided States ...
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Thanks for nothing, biatch

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | 3011277 EscapeKey
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Oh come on, that's blatantly untrue.

She did take a cut of government largesse for quite a while, in exchange for keeping a seat warm.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:52 | 3011515 waterhorse
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and she supervised the running of the evidence shredders 24/7.  That's quite an important position, you know.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:50 | 3011252 Squid Vicious
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enjoy the chanukkah season, mrs. shapiro

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | 3011255 youngman
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Where is John Corzine????


Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:14 | 3011367 EscapeKey
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Spooning Obama?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | 3011256 Kina
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Hell is too good for slime like her.


Everybreath she takes is a waste of precious oxygen that some cockcroach could be breathing instead.


I am sure she got a life time supply of Silver dildos from her owners.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:51 | 3011257 Shizzmoney
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Maybe now Mary can look in the mirror and finally wipe Bank of America's corporate splooge off her face.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:52 | 3011260 Master_Blaster
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Geithner, Clinton and now Schapiro, even the Bernake said he will be leaving...anyone else get the feeling the rats are fleeing?


Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:02 | 3011313 DavidC
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:17 | 3011379 swissaustrian
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Exchange of one pack of rats for another:

Dimon (treasury), Rice (state dep), Pelosi (SEC),

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:18 | 3011386 eatthebanksters
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Only to be replaced by maggots...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:20 | 3011397 Shizzmoney
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Yeah because they know the snakes are rattling.

And when SHTF, there will be more snakes than rats.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:52 | 3011265 Milton Waddams
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If you need any hard evidence that the SEC is a joke of a organization look no further than the hundreds and hundreds of scam penny stocks available for purchase through any number of brokerage firms.  Any credible iteration of the SEC would have cleaned out that cess pool part of the market years, if not decades, ago.  Honestly, combing through the filings of some of these 'investment opportunities' can provide countless hours of WTF-inspired entertainment.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | 3011283 EscapeKey
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The surprising part is that the SEC don't carry ads for said penny stocks on its website.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 00:34 | 3013527 Bernankenstein
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TAGG me with a spoon!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | 3011267 khotel
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She seems a natural to be a referee in the WWE...as they seem to be gifted at being distracted easily.

LOOK, a squirrel!!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:53 | 3011268 SheepDog-One
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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | 3011272 machineh
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Mary -- would you mind posting your porn stash as a Torrent file?

Thanks in advance!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | 3011274 pepperspray
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Pushed off the fiscal cliff

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:54 | 3011276 WillyGroper
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Wishing you a food & water supply at the very least, equally as polluted as you have left our financial system. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:55 | 3011279 Catullus
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Why work for a financial services company when you can get $40,000-$80,000 on the speaking circuit to collect your tithes?

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:54 | 3011526 waterhorse
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and the media spin doctors are already on it - I just read an article about how "tough" Mary has been on violations lately and how she will be missed.  Gag.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:56 | 3011288 grunk
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Boss is gone.

Back to surfing porn!

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:57 | 3011294 Dr. Richard Head
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Mary, I would like to offer you a parting gift of skull fucking your head in return for all of the good you have done in your whorelustrious career. 

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:08 | 3011346 Intoxicologist
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Finished off with a Dutch Q-Tip

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 12:12 | 3011359 Dr. Richard Head
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I have not heard that one before.  I have an idea of what that is, but am scared to google it now....at work at least.  I bet you the SEC has whole files of this genre of porn on their server.

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