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"Greece Is Re-Re-Saved" - Caption Contest
Because Hermes scarves can only be appreciated up close and personal. Just keep a close eye on your pockets: never know who is lurking behind you.
h/t Niall
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I'm gonna eat the shit out of your ass, zaz vas not a joke
"Madam is that a booger? "
Beware Greeks bearing gifts.
Kiss me bitch.....everyone is watching.
"Hey Lagarde, guess what? Fuck you!"
Yes, Christine, you do have a piece of Greece caught in your teeth.
I'm sure that tan isn't real, let me take a closer look.
Ahh, just as I suspected!
Madame, your breathe could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. But if kissing you will save the euro, then give me some tongue.
your breath smells like pussy.......no, your breath smells like pussy...
"Way to blow our cover. Looting the masses used to be so easy until you Baklava eating jerk-offs got carried away."
These two look like conjoint twins attached at the nipples. ;-)
"Hmm.. that mole is looking a little dark.
Better cut back on the tanning bed a bit."
French kiss or Greek end-around? Circle-jerk or cluster-f*ck?
You may have the gold, but we have all the lettuce.
Kiss and tell,
then go to hell
4 inches, why do you ask?
I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on earth.
Honey, I wouldn't let you stand in line.
One caption having a little of intelligences in a sea of immaturity that is filthy is having the most votings for it. Good.
http://www.designboom.com/weblog/images/images_2/2011/jenny/unhate/unhat...
Whole Set: http://www.designboom.com/design/benetton-unhate-campaign-features-kissi...
i can't quit you
" You smell like pussy. New cologne ? "
Why whats wrong with eating the shit out of Mcdonalds?
No honey, it's going to be back lava, not baklava. Can't you "c" the difference?
infantile like many others are having. The stupids who vote for you are wasting the air good peoples should be having for their own breathing. It makes me have much sadness to read so many stupid words.
"If whats-his-name wasn't looking, I'd ask you to dance!"
I may be Greek behind him now, but your next Christine.
Can we get all three lips together for a kiss?
I know it was you, Fredo
Don't even mention men of respect and honor with these finance scumbags in the same line of text.
add hero to that list
"So, who was YOUR boss at Goldman Sachs?"
"You shut your mouth before I fuck it"
Then, a xenomorph burst from his chest and entered Lagarde's body via her mouth.
"Later, I'm gonna stick it in your pooper"
It's what's for dinner.
i knew it, reptilians!
"Do you think we fooled them again?"
"I take it up the ass; do you?"
bingo players
Who's a better fuck .... Merkel or Hillary ?
"Bust you up"
"Go for it"
Who's the bitch now ?
"I guess the question you gotta ask yourself is...do I feel lucky. Well? Do ya? Punk?"
Honestly, i haven't touched a drop boss...smell.
You both fucked the IMF, but only one of you can fuck me ... who shall it be?
"You can't do it to me, I'm busy doing it to Europe"
"Fuck me? Fuck ME?? FUCK YOU!!!!
Rickards 1, Tyler 0.
Strauss Kahn is having a party, he's got those 9 year old twins you thought were so cute Christine tied to a bed. Wanna join us after the meeting?
"You get Farage and I'll take care of Keiser."
At which point Daniel Hannan will walk in a bust a cap in all you hoe's heads.
I´m your huckleberry! Now let´s split, I inherited all of DSK´s swinger club membership cards so let´s blow this joint and get jiggy with it!!
By the time the rabble realizes what we've done, they will be ashes, ashes I say.
" Madam, I consider it highly indicative of our current state of turmoil that a woman as unappetising as yourself was able to fuck her way to the top".
That's not my monkey.
"We sent the bail-out via Moneybookers .... and the money never got there ? Moneybookers.com 1 (800) 238 - 9984 They said the funds came from an internet gaming site ! They've been fucking around with the money since October 19, 2012 ! It was only $192 USD ? Caveat Emptor ! Find out more .... give 'em a call .... and send them an Email ! Shut 'em down, Bitchez !" .... that's my version of what he said to her !
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"I smell poop... Intoxicating!"
I agree with the farcity of this Greek drama, but, all bears like Zerohedge have lost money since each after bailout SPX hunted for Bear stops and made new highs.
Just think how rich you'll be when all of Europe collapses.
And all bulls will lose ALL of their money once the exits are sealed for the Great Rehypothetication.
Disaster "Capitalism" is not your friend.
That one would play this game with their own wealth merely shows ignorance of the true game.
JPM and GS thank you for your participation. Sure, they'll let you risk everything to earn a few pennies today, but in the end, you're not getting any of it back out of the system.
What the fuck do you mean that what we're trying to violates basic mathematics, economic theory, the restrictions on faster than light travel, common sense and basic human decency at the same time?
"My nose is longer than yours"
tounge or no tounge
"Meet us in the hotel room. Bring your strapon".
Ze Greeks always get ze money.
No, you still have a little bit of Greek debt stuck between your teeth.
I got seventeen problems but a bitch ain't one
...and now you grab me right here while we all turn to the cameras and form the Circque du jour-kay...
Shit, you and Rajoy do look-alike
I want you ... I want you so bad !
"Madame, the mere mention of DSK sends me- us!- into a frisson of passion!"
"There, you see it? "
"See what?"
"Right there.. it's right there.. !!"
"Bro, I don't see it.."
"First, when her mouth is closed.. there's no shit in the corners of her mouth. Then we she speaks...RIGHT THERE! SEE IT? "
"Ohhh yeah.. Hey, did you notice that when she speaks, her lips always end up in the shape of a cock?"
"Really? let me see.... "
ARRRRRGOOOO fuck yourself!
You had me at 'watch out below'....
"De goyim fell for it again!"
Lovely shade of Hermes orange you have colored yourself with madame lagarde. Nice for an Oompa-Loompa.
So much for the popular theory of the "GREXIT". As I've said all along, the bailouts will continue until morale improves, or the shooting (civil war) starts, whichever occurs first.
What do you mean you don,t take credit cards only Gold and Silver.
A woman with hair that short is a wanna-be man.
"I had a strange dream that a man with ratty hair, a cloak, wearing sandals, walked into our offices wiith a whip and cleaned house..."
"You too? Ominous, think it means something?" hmmm....
Psst, "I'm not wearing any underware"
It's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium.
Or possibly a better Fight Club quote:
You said that if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, we gotta get his balls.
I want to kiss you wrinkled navel from the inside if you give to me large amounts of cash!
You can do it, you can do it allll night longgg
christine, please explain those CDS again
Either the IMF falls into line, or Olli there will makes sure that your invite to the next Bilderberg Group meeting, gets lost in the post.
" I Can Smell Your Cunt "
Wow, Just wow
Stench of death.
Most stupid. The guessing I am doing is you are a man who is having a fat belly, you are a man who is never having sex very many times, you are having a neck that is red, and the smell from your body that is fat is unpleasant. People with intelligences are not having the speaking you are doing. The disgusting that you are doing is a disgusting you are doing even when you are not speaking the words to be on a computer. If you are having children who would be reading the words you are writing they would not be having any surprises because many embarrassments from you they are already having. You are exactly the thing that is being wrong with Americans.
"People with intelligences are not having the speaking you are doing"
Your kidding right? It's a fucking movie quote stupid. Get out once in a while, do something with yourself for cryin out fucking loud!
That's not my finger
"I smell death on you"
- Are you sure she's one of us? I think she may be human.
- Let me take a closer look... Yes, definitely one of us.
"You smell like a French whore who has not bathed in weeks ... I like it"
"You see, when I get close I can see the wrinkles and moles of your leathery skin; we must keep them at arm's length - a thick veil of deception would help too.""
If we do this enough times ze market will find it unimportant no? (French bullfrog laugh) HAWNN HAWNN HAWNN!
(When it gets serious you have to lie)
"I promise, swear, I won't come inside you."
and we'll have fun fun fun till Euro daddy takes the Fiat away....
See you next month...same time, same place,,.same bailout!
"Who is Tyler Durden and where did he go?"
http://youtu.be/yTjF59t-7-4
"Your bunker is toast."
"We set up Khan so you could be here. Now give us what we want."
Creepy body language: are the boys trying to bully Lagarde - "Come and have a go if you think you're Lagarde enough" - or are the three just having a word together all-quiet-like? Damn it, this makes me feel sympathy for Christine Lagarde.
"So, how many more times will we be able to pretend again that we saved Greece before we must write a new scenario?"
"They said if I kissed you, you'd turn Greece into a Principality"
Greece IS going to be saved, even if it KILLS us all
do you like chains and whippsss??
I dont know,if my eyes Trichect me,but the only thing i read ,was:Lagarde why did you Herpes me,could it be an error,no CIA i didnt writte Terror,error, NDAA,got it,please dont, Cone me!Vomit Scums!
Yes Madame there is enough Gold in your filings to start an ETF.
The result of the caption contests we are having is revealing many things that the very few peoples who are here having brains will already be knowing.
That is, the mentality of most peoples here is making smart peoples have much disgust. Speaking that is being foul with bad languages and thoughts that are simple and no better than the words of children who are stupid children. Almost no words are having any cleverness. The word that is having a first letter that begins with "F" is the substitute that is being used by weak minds because they are not having the intelligences to think of words that are smart to be saying.
If the words I have been reading are the best Americans can be having America is a sad place for having so many stupids.
Uhh, fuck off?
Someone so concerned about the quality of the writing in these comments should put more time into correcting mistakes of grammar and vocabulary. You sound kind of stupids....
And how is your Russian, pray tell?
Geruda.
I was having many thinkings of simple things that makings very August to be thinking and saying. Thems Americans have many ways of making very simple thinkings not so simple thinkings and making them very same thinkings not so hard to say in all things of thinkings.
And in English my west/east friend. Fuckings off.
Shut the fuck up already! (I am not American by the way. Just wanted to make a point that Americans do not have the sole right to say rude and stupid things. What the fuck are they thinking, them Americans, that they are God's chosen people to say stupid things? Get the fuck out of here!)
Is that 47 billion in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Sorry pet, you have the face of a badly used oilcloth, you fucking stink of garlic, and you're minge smells like a sewer rat.
I'm in room 215, see you in five...........
Is your tougue pierced?
"No, no, no. You can barely see it. Don't worry. That stuff works great."
And how come we never find out who wins these captions contests? Shouldn't there be a T-shirt or something? Pick the best five and put it up for a vote...
"Excuse me madame, but is that a pita in your pocket?"
The men are fawning for her like they did Jackie O. But so openly and during business? Are they Italian! LOL
in a completely unrelated story, witnesses in rural areas reported seeing foxes guarding henhouses.
"My God, I did leave stretch marks around your mouth!"
Why yes, I will....and with your little friend there, too.