• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

"Greece Is Re-Re-Saved" - Caption Contest

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Because Hermes scarves can only be appreciated up close and personal. Just keep a close eye on your pockets: never know who is lurking behind you.

h/t Niall

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Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:58 | 3013842 zilverreiger
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I'm gonna eat the shit out of your ass, zaz vas not a joke

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:59 | 3013849 economics9698
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"Madam is that a booger? "

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:02 | 3013857 bag holder
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Beware Greeks bearing gifts.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:05 | 3013870 GetZeeGold
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Kiss me bitch.....everyone is watching.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:12 | 3013891 flacon
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"Hey Lagarde, guess what? Fuck you!"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:20 | 3013918 HoofHearted
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Yes, Christine, you do have a piece of Greece caught in your teeth.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:24 | 3013923 Short Memories
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I'm sure that tan isn't real, let me take a closer look.

 

Ahh, just as I suspected!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:40 | 3013948 I am more equal...
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Madame, your breathe could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. But if kissing you will save the euro, then give me some tongue.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:44 | 3013961 smlbizman
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your breath smells like pussy.......no, your breath smells like pussy...

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:50 | 3013975 Leopold B. Scotch
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"Way to blow our cover.  Looting the masses used to be so easy until you Baklava eating jerk-offs got carried away."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:06 | 3014012 Looney
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These two look like conjoint twins attached at the nipples.  ;-)

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:22 | 3014244 Manthong
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"Hmm.. that mole is looking a little dark.

Better cut back on the tanning bed a bit."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:46 | 3014296 TeamDepends
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French kiss or Greek end-around?  Circle-jerk or cluster-f*ck?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:56 | 3014320 Surly Bear
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You may have the gold, but we have all the lettuce.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:08 | 3015137 Joe Sixpack
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Kiss and tell,

then go to hell

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:31 | 3014078 aint no fortuna...
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4 inches, why do you ask?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:40 | 3014116 CPL
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I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on earth.

 

Honey, I wouldn't let you stand in line.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 14:39 | 3014806 Geruda
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One caption having a little of intelligences in a sea of immaturity that is filthy is having the most votings for it.   Good.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:15 | 3013900 unrulian
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i can't quit you

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:18 | 3015160 SILVERGEDDON
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 " You smell like pussy. New cologne ? "

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:07 | 3013879 Itch
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Why whats wrong with eating the shit out of Mcdonalds?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:05 | 3014009 TideFighter
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No honey, it's going to be back lava, not baklava. Can't you "c" the difference?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 14:35 | 3014791 Geruda
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infantile like many others are having.  The stupids who vote for you are wasting the air good peoples should be having for their own breathing.  It makes me have much sadness to read so many stupid words.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:58 | 3013844 WaltzTangoFoxtrot
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"If whats-his-name wasn't looking, I'd ask you to dance!"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:42 | 3013954 LongSoupLine
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I may be Greek behind him now, but your next Christine.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:59 | 3013847 JPM Hater001
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Can we get all three lips together for a kiss?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:59 | 3013848 Mr. Lucky
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 I know it was you, Fredo

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:11 | 3013885 paulie
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Don't even mention men of respect and honor with these finance scumbags in the same line of text.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:08 | 3014018 jayman21
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add hero to that list

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:00 | 3013850 WaltzTangoFoxtrot
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"So, who was YOUR boss at Goldman Sachs?"

 

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:00 | 3013852 hyper-critical
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"You shut your mouth before I fuck it"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:01 | 3013854 Cursive
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Then, a xenomorph burst from his chest and entered Lagarde's body via her mouth.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:02 | 3013856 Freewheelin Franklin
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"Later, I'm gonna stick it in your pooper"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:50 | 3013976 williambanzai7
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EURO LICK

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:08 | 3014019 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's what's for dinner.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 13:39 | 3014615 e-recep
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i knew it, reptilians!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:02 | 3013859 youngman
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"Do you think we fooled them again?"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:03 | 3013861 Vincent Vega
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"I take it up the ass; do you?"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:03 | 3013862 rubyruffruff
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bingo players

 

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:04 | 3013863 Monedas
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Who's a better fuck .... Merkel or Hillary ?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:04 | 3013864 Jason T
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"Bust you up"

"Go for it"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:05 | 3013866 surf0766
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Who's the bitch now ?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:05 | 3013868 Ivanovich
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"I guess the question you gotta ask yourself is...do I feel lucky.  Well?  Do ya?   Punk?"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:05 | 3013869 Itch
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Honestly, i haven't touched a drop boss...smell.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:06 | 3013872 whydtinogo
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You both fucked the IMF, but only one of you can fuck me ... who shall it be?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:06 | 3013874 kikk
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"You can't do it to me, I'm busy doing it to Europe"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:06 | 3013875 Buckaroo Banzai
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"Fuck me? Fuck ME?? FUCK YOU!!!!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:07 | 3013877 Stuart
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Rickards 1, Tyler 0.

 

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:08 | 3013880 sangell
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 Strauss Kahn is having a party, he's got those 9 year old twins you thought were so cute Christine tied to a bed. Wanna join us after the meeting?

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