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"Greece Is Re-Re-Saved" - Caption Contest

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Because Hermes scarves can only be appreciated up close and personal. Just keep a close eye on your pockets: never know who is lurking behind you.

h/t Niall

 

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Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:58 | 3013842 zilverreiger
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I'm gonna eat the shit out of your ass, zaz vas not a joke

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:59 | 3013849 economics9698
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"Madam is that a booger? "

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:02 | 3013857 bag holder
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Beware Greeks bearing gifts.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:05 | 3013870 GetZeeGold
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Kiss me bitch.....everyone is watching.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:12 | 3013891 flacon
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"Hey Lagarde, guess what? Fuck you!"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:20 | 3013918 HoofHearted
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Yes, Christine, you do have a piece of Greece caught in your teeth.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:24 | 3013923 Short Memories
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I'm sure that tan isn't real, let me take a closer look.

 

Ahh, just as I suspected!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:40 | 3013948 I am more equal...
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Madame, your breathe could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. But if kissing you will save the euro, then give me some tongue.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:44 | 3013961 smlbizman
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your breath smells like pussy.......no, your breath smells like pussy...

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:50 | 3013975 Leopold B. Scotch
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"Way to blow our cover.  Looting the masses used to be so easy until you Baklava eating jerk-offs got carried away."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:06 | 3014012 Looney
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These two look like conjoint twins attached at the nipples.  ;-)

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:22 | 3014244 Manthong
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"Hmm.. that mole is looking a little dark.

Better cut back on the tanning bed a bit."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:46 | 3014296 TeamDepends
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French kiss or Greek end-around?  Circle-jerk or cluster-f*ck?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:56 | 3014320 Surly Bear
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You may have the gold, but we have all the lettuce.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:08 | 3015137 Joe Sixpack
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Kiss and tell,

then go to hell

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:31 | 3014078 aint no fortuna...
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4 inches, why do you ask?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:40 | 3014116 CPL
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I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on earth.

 

Honey, I wouldn't let you stand in line.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 14:39 | 3014806 Geruda
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One caption having a little of intelligences in a sea of immaturity that is filthy is having the most votings for it.   Good.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:15 | 3013900 unrulian
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i can't quit you

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:18 | 3015160 SILVERGEDDON
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 " You smell like pussy. New cologne ? "

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:07 | 3013879 Itch
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Why whats wrong with eating the shit out of Mcdonalds?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:05 | 3014009 TideFighter
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No honey, it's going to be back lava, not baklava. Can't you "c" the difference?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 14:35 | 3014791 Geruda
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infantile like many others are having.  The stupids who vote for you are wasting the air good peoples should be having for their own breathing.  It makes me have much sadness to read so many stupid words.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:58 | 3013844 WaltzTangoFoxtrot
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"If whats-his-name wasn't looking, I'd ask you to dance!"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:42 | 3013954 LongSoupLine
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I may be Greek behind him now, but your next Christine.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:59 | 3013847 JPM Hater001
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Can we get all three lips together for a kiss?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:59 | 3013848 Mr. Lucky
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 I know it was you, Fredo

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:11 | 3013885 paulie
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Don't even mention men of respect and honor with these finance scumbags in the same line of text.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:08 | 3014018 jayman21
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add hero to that list

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:00 | 3013850 WaltzTangoFoxtrot
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"So, who was YOUR boss at Goldman Sachs?"

 

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:00 | 3013852 hyper-critical
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"You shut your mouth before I fuck it"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:01 | 3013854 Cursive
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Then, a xenomorph burst from his chest and entered Lagarde's body via her mouth.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:02 | 3013856 Freewheelin Franklin
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"Later, I'm gonna stick it in your pooper"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:50 | 3013976 williambanzai7
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EURO LICK

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:08 | 3014019 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's what's for dinner.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 13:39 | 3014615 e-recep
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i knew it, reptilians!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:02 | 3013859 youngman
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"Do you think we fooled them again?"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:03 | 3013861 Vincent Vega
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"I take it up the ass; do you?"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:03 | 3013862 rubyruffruff
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bingo players

 

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:04 | 3013863 Monedas
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Who's a better fuck .... Merkel or Hillary ?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:04 | 3013864 Jason T
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"Bust you up"

"Go for it"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:05 | 3013866 surf0766
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Who's the bitch now ?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:05 | 3013868 Ivanovich
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"I guess the question you gotta ask yourself is...do I feel lucky.  Well?  Do ya?   Punk?"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:05 | 3013869 Itch
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Honestly, i haven't touched a drop boss...smell.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:06 | 3013872 whydtinogo
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You both fucked the IMF, but only one of you can fuck me ... who shall it be?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:06 | 3013874 kikk
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"You can't do it to me, I'm busy doing it to Europe"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:06 | 3013875 Buckaroo Banzai
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"Fuck me? Fuck ME?? FUCK YOU!!!!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:07 | 3013877 Stuart
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Rickards 1, Tyler 0.

 

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:08 | 3013880 sangell
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 Strauss Kahn is having a party, he's got those 9 year old twins you thought were so cute Christine tied to a bed. Wanna join us after the meeting?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:08 | 3013881 q99x2
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"You get Farage and I'll take care of Keiser."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:23 | 3013919 GetZeeGold
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At which point Daniel Hannan will walk in a bust a cap in all you hoe's heads.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 21:22 | 3016113 Sir Humphrey
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I´m your huckleberry! Now let´s split, I inherited all of DSK´s swinger club membership cards so let´s blow this joint and get jiggy with it!!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:11 | 3013884 forwardho
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By the time the rabble realizes what we've done, they will be ashes, ashes I say.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:10 | 3013886 Satan
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" Madam, I consider it highly indicative of our current state of turmoil that a woman as unappetising as yourself was able to fuck her way to the top".

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:11 | 3013887 Being Free
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That's not my monkey.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:34 | 3013888 Monedas
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"We sent the bail-out via Moneybookers .... and the money never got there ?  Moneybookers.com  1 (800) 238 - 9984   They said the funds came from an internet gaming site !  They've been fucking around with the money since October 19, 2012 !  It was only $192 USD ? Caveat Emptor ! Find out more .... give 'em a call .... and send them an Email ! Shut 'em down, Bitchez !" .... that's my version of what he said to her !

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:11 | 3013889 Water Is Wet
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:13 | 3013895 spanish inquisition
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"I smell poop... Intoxicating!"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:15 | 3013898 Bazooka
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I agree with the farcity of this Greek drama, but, all bears like Zerohedge have lost money since each after bailout SPX hunted for Bear stops and made new highs.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:29 | 3013928 Mercury
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Just think how rich you'll be when all of Europe collapses.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:45 | 3014455 NotApplicable
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And all bulls will lose ALL of their money once the exits are sealed for the Great Rehypothetication.

Disaster "Capitalism" is not your friend.

That one would play this game with their own wealth merely shows ignorance of the true game.

JPM and GS thank you for your participation. Sure, they'll let you risk everything to earn a few pennies today, but in the end, you're not getting any of it back out of the system.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:15 | 3013899 Stonedog
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What the fuck do you mean that what we're trying to violates basic mathematics, economic theory, the restrictions on faster than light travel, common sense and basic human decency at the same time?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:16 | 3013904 swissaustrian
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"My nose is longer than yours"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:17 | 3013905 the not so migh...
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tounge or no tounge

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:18 | 3013907 Momauguin Joe
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"Meet us in the hotel room. Bring your strapon".

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:18 | 3013908 virgilcaine
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Ze Greeks always get ze money.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:20 | 3013915 Expat
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No, you still have a little bit of Greek debt stuck between your teeth.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:23 | 3013920 Jo
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I got seventeen problems but a bitch ain't one

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:36 | 3013922 Mercury
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...and now you grab me right here while we all turn to the cameras and form the Circque du jour-kay...

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:26 | 3013924 10044
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Shit, you and Rajoy do look-alike

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:33 | 3013936 mess nonster
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"Madame, the mere mention of DSK sends me- us!- into a frisson of passion!"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:34 | 3013938 UGrev
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"There, you see it? " 

  "See what?"

"Right there.. it's right there.. !!"

  "Bro, I don't see it.."

"First, when her mouth is closed.. there's no shit in the corners of her mouth. Then we she speaks...RIGHT THERE! SEE IT? "

  "Ohhh yeah.. Hey, did you notice that when she speaks, her lips always end up in the shape of a cock?"

"Really? let me see.... "

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:39 | 3013947 orangedrinkandchips
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ARRRRRGOOOO fuck yourself!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:41 | 3013950 Anne Ominous
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You had me at 'watch out below'....

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:43 | 3013956 Schlomo Bergstein
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"De goyim fell for it again!"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:42 | 3013957 lizzy36
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Lovely shade of Hermes orange you have colored yourself with madame lagarde. Nice for an Oompa-Loompa.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:43 | 3013959 semperfi
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So much for the popular theory of the "GREXIT".   As I've said all along, the bailouts will continue until morale improves, or the shooting (civil war) starts, whichever occurs first.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:43 | 3013960 Goldenballs
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What do you mean you don,t take credit cards only Gold and Silver.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:44 | 3013962 semperfi
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A woman with hair that short is a wanna-be man.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:46 | 3013968 Christianarchist
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"I had a strange dream that a man with ratty hair, a cloak, wearing sandals, walked into our offices wiith a whip and cleaned house..."

"You too? Ominous, think it means something?" hmmm....

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:52 | 3013979 Rockfish
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Psst, "I'm not wearing any underware" 

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:58 | 3013993 fasTTcar
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It's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:05 | 3014008 fasTTcar
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Or possibly a better Fight Club quote:

 

You said that if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, we gotta get his balls.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:58 | 3013997 caimen garou
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I want to kiss you wrinkled navel from the inside if you give to me large amounts of cash!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:01 | 3013998 Lofty
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You can do it, you can do it allll night longgg

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:05 | 3014010 EARLPEARL
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christine, please explain those CDS  again

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:07 | 3014017 Iam Yue2
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Either the IMF falls into line, or Olli there will makes sure that your invite to the next Bilderberg Group meeting, gets lost in the post.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:13 | 3014027 GoldmanBaggins
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" I Can Smell Your Cunt "

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:54 | 3014162 LouisDega
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Wow, Just wow

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:53 | 3014165 metastar
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Stench of death.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 14:13 | 3014693 Geruda
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Most stupid. The guessing I am doing is you are a man who is having a fat belly, you are a man who is never having sex very many times, you are having a neck that is red, and the smell from your body that is fat is unpleasant. People with intelligences are not having the speaking you are doing. The disgusting that you are doing is a disgusting you are doing even when you are not speaking the words to be on a computer. If you are having children who would be reading the words you are writing they would not be having any surprises because many embarrassments from you they are already having. You are exactly the thing that is being wrong with Americans.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 14:29 | 3014769 GoldmanBaggins
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"People with intelligences are not having the speaking you are doing"

Your kidding right? It's a fucking movie quote stupid. Get out once in a while, do something with yourself for cryin out fucking loud!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:17 | 3014040 BullyBearish
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That's not my finger

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:17 | 3014041 myptofvu
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"I smell death on you"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:20 | 3014046 TWSceptic
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- Are you sure she's one of us? I think she may be human.

- Let me take a closer look... Yes, definitely one of us.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:31 | 3014081 IamtheREALmario
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"You smell like a French whore who has not bathed in weeks ... I like it"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:41 | 3014083 ebworthen
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"You see, when I get close I can see the wrinkles and moles of your leathery skin; we must keep them at arm's length - a thick veil of deception would help too.""

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:33 | 3014094 Dave Thomas
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If we do this enough times ze market will find it unimportant no? (French bullfrog laugh) HAWNN HAWNN HAWNN!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:34 | 3014097 bentaxle
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(When it gets serious you have to lie)

"I promise, swear, I won't come inside you."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:35 | 3014100 Benjamin Glutton
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and we'll have fun fun fun till Euro daddy takes the Fiat away....

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:37 | 3014106 venturen
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See you next month...same time, same place,,.same bailout!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:41 | 3014118 Rehab Willie
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"Who is Tyler Durden and where did he go?"

http://youtu.be/yTjF59t-7-4

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:50 | 3014147 Black Swan 9
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"Your bunker is toast."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:51 | 3014156 Yellowhoard
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"We set up Khan so you could be here. Now give us what we want."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:55 | 3014171 M.B. Drapier
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Creepy body language: are the boys trying to bully Lagarde - "Come and have a go if you think you're Lagarde enough" - or are the three just having a word together all-quiet-like? Damn it, this makes me feel sympathy for Christine Lagarde.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:57 | 3014180 Nothing To See Here
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"So, how many more times will we be able to pretend again that we saved Greece before we must write a new scenario?"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:59 | 3014184 Aurora Ex Machina
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"They said if I kissed you, you'd turn Greece into a Principality"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:03 | 3014197 Curt W
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Greece IS going to be saved, even if it KILLS us all

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:34 | 3014276 boh knows
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do you like chains and whippsss??

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:07 | 3014283 I am on to you
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I dont know,if my eyes Trichect me,but the only thing i read ,was:Lagarde why did you Herpes me,could it be an error,no CIA i didnt writte Terror,error, NDAA,got it,please dont, Cone me!Vomit Scums!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 11:39 | 3014288 JohnFrodo
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Yes Madame there is enough Gold in your filings to start an ETF.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:26 | 3014409 Geruda
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Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:26 | 3014410 Geruda
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The result of the caption contests we are having is revealing many things that the very few peoples who are here having brains will already be knowing.   

 

That is, the mentality of most peoples here is making smart peoples have much disgust.   Speaking that is being foul with bad languages and thoughts that are simple and no better than the words of children who are stupid children.  Almost no words are having any cleverness.   The word that is having a first letter that begins with "F" is the substitute that is being used by weak minds because they are not having the intelligences to think of words that are smart to be saying.     

 

If the words I have been reading are the best Americans can be having America is a sad place for having so many stupids. 

 

 

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:31 | 3014425 fuu
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Uhh, fuck off?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:36 | 3014437 mccoyspace
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Someone so concerned about the quality of the writing in these comments should put more time into correcting mistakes of grammar and vocabulary. You sound kind of stupids....

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 13:15 | 3014528 Orly
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And how is your Russian, pray tell?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:53 | 3014473 Inthemix96
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Geruda.

I was having many thinkings of simple things that makings very August to be thinking and saying.  Thems Americans have many ways of making very simple thinkings not so simple thinkings and making them very same thinkings not so hard to say in all things of thinkings.

And in English my west/east friend.  Fuckings off.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 18:52 | 3015688 Joe A
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Shut the fuck up already! (I am not American by the way. Just wanted to make a point that Americans do not have the sole right to say rude and stupid things. What the fuck are they thinking, them Americans, that they are God's chosen people to say stupid things? Get the fuck out of here!)

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:30 | 3014422 mccoyspace
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Is that 47 billion in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 12:56 | 3014482 Inthemix96
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Sorry pet, you have the face of a badly used oilcloth, you fucking stink of garlic, and you're minge smells like a sewer rat.

I'm in room 215, see you in five...........

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 13:12 | 3014523 KingTut
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Is your tougue pierced?  

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 13:16 | 3014532 Orly
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"No, no, no.  You can barely see it.  Don't worry.  That stuff works great."

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 13:24 | 3014553 Orly
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And how come we never find out who wins these captions contests?  Shouldn't there be a T-shirt or something?  Pick the best five and put it up for a vote...

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 15:35 | 3015029 tip e. canoe
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"Excuse me madame, but is that a pita in your pocket?"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:47 | 3015247 swamp
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The men are fawning for her like they did Jackie O. But so openly and during business? Are they Italian! LOL

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 17:02 | 3015286 spjk2k
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in a completely unrelated story, witnesses in rural areas reported seeing foxes guarding henhouses.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 17:59 | 3015517 token
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"My God, I did leave stretch marks around your mouth!"

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 18:52 | 3015689 CoolBeans
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Why yes, I will....and with your little friend there, too. 

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