Is JPMorgan About To Take Over America, Again?

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Great and wondrous things seem to be afoot among the righteous bankers of the world. A few months ago Matt Zames was named to get JPMorgan's CIO office out of trouble - and also happens to be the Chairman of the all-powerful Treasury Borrowing Advisory Committee. Just yesterday, Mark Carney completed Europe's full-house of ex-Goldman Sachs alum running the region's monetary policy. Today we hear Lloyd Blankfein will be sidling up to Obama tomorrow. And now this; from the never-crony-capitalist himself, billionaire Warren Buffett has publicly blessed Jamie "apart from the failure of control" Dimon as the best man for the top job at the Treasury. "If we did run into problems in markets, I think he would actually be the best person you could have in the job," Buffett added (sounding more like the 'we' meant he) and dismissed the London-Whale "failure of control" with sometimes "people go off the reservation." With Zames running the Shadow Treasury and Dimon running the Real Treasury, is it any wonder that inquiring minds are asking who really runs America (and for whom)? Of course, in the pre-Fed era - over 100 years ago, JPMorgan Sr. 'bailed-out' America before...

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Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:35 | 3015808 AldoHux_IV
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Fuck Dimon

Fuck Buffett

Fuck Blankfein

Fuck Obama

Fuck Potter

Fuck Bernanke

Fuck Geithner

Fuck the Fed

Fuck the ECB

Fuck the group of 30



Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:40 | 3015826 BringOnTheAsteroid
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. . . . . . . . . and Fuck Tourette's

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:06 | 3015901 NewThor
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He who controls HAARP controls the world!

So Goldman Sachs/Rothschild/CAPSTONEMOFOS?

How many hours/days until Zerohedge turns its attention 

to the California ARkStorm?

Maybe it's nothing, or maybe

it's late in the game 2012, 


Earth is but a snowglobe.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:12 | 3015916 Michaelwiseguy
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You can film the people running the HAARP transmitter equipment now and put their mugs on Youtube.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:15 | 3015930 knukles
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Hah ha ha, right before you disappear.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:29 | 3015972 Michaelwiseguy
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That won't happen anymore when we do this;

We should have required "Presumption of Freedom, Presumption of Innocence of American Citizens Sensitivity Training", administered through human resource departments of all government agencies.

These classes will include the citing of law that backs up and reinforces the training topics covered in the lessons.

I'll have more on this subject as I develop my new realm of education for government employees.

I'm starting this New Entrepreneurial business today and invite you to participate and join me in this endeavor.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 07:31 | 3016815 onthesquare
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Your are forgetting one thing and that is in order to cite the law you will need to have your day in court.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 09:39 | 3017041 BLOTTO
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The Titanic was a false flag event 90+ years before 9/11.


JP Morgan had a nice suite setup for him, a trip across the atlantic and all the 1st class accomodations... and last minute - he cancels the maiden voyage?!


That is just one of dozens of clues and evidence pointing at sabotage...


Nevermind the fact that the boat was loaded with some of the Wealthiest and smartest families that were AGAINST the creation of the FED.



Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:16 | 3015933 Cistercian
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Tourrettes?I find  the reaction to this ultra villainy too mild.Merely cursing falls short.

 How about rope?

 Or an atomic bomb.


Tue, 11/27/2012 - 21:07 | 3016076 kliguy38
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Here's my fav line... "If we did run into problems in markets, I think he would actually be the best person you could have in the job," Buffett added ....hehhehehe You senile old think that we really are gonna buy that bullshit line........that has to be some of the funniest chit I've heard today

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 08:32 | 3016889 monoloco
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What could possibly go wrong with putting the fox in charge of the chicken coop?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:41 | 3015828 The Gooch
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They're all Potter.

They're also mortal, lest we forget.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:45 | 3015836 HelluvaEngineer
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Think globally, act locally.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 22:10 | 3016213 The Gooch
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Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:46 | 3015837 kito
kito's picture your energy into gardens, rain barrel systems, root cellars and range practice........................and those globalists and their domination?.... fuckgetaboutit........the world will rebalance soon enough.................

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:49 | 3015846 AldoHux_IV
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wise words-- just hard letting go of the rage

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:09 | 3015907 Rusticus
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Winters here, that rage will keep you warm.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:33 | 3015985 takinthehighway
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Splitting wood is a great stress reliever.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 03:11 | 3016642 Albertarocks
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Splitting skulls sends a clearer message.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:14 | 3015920 Cdad
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It is all very infuriating.  The looting of the US Treasury continues apace, with the banking cartel leading the charge...mega corporations a close second.  And we, the people, are left with Harry Reid and that other Democrat who leads the House of Representatives.  Oh...and President Zero.

I have been slow to get there.  I have been measured, all along, in my assessment.  But it is now clear that only revolution will finally purge these kleptrocrats.  And since the people seem docile enough, it looks like we are in for very rough sledding whilst these thieves try to "plan" the previously free market.

But anger can be simply watching the weekly ICI fund flows.  The fact is...Wall Street is dead.  It just won't admit it to itself quite yet.  I say, so what if J. "the fuckwad" Dimon is appointed Sec of Treasury.  Simply a great opportunity to short JPM.  As for the rest of it...the zombie will continue to walk about until the head is removed.  And the Sec of Treasury is NOT the head.  I'mon...Geethner has been running that joint.  So how important can that post actually be?

Take heart.  Short stocks in a selective and measured way so that you can ignore the squeezes.  

And prepare.


Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:37 | 3015994 NotApplicable
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You're not there yet if you believe a revolution will purge the kleptrocrats. It only purges the ones who are no longer in the club.

If you don't believe me, ask yourself this. Why do these revolutions ALWAYS leave central banks untouched? Or in the case of Libya, a new CB was formed by the revolutionists themselves!

Revolution is but a reset button for the elite. Push it, and they steal everything (while the rest fight over the scraps). Sure you get a handful swinging from lampposts, but they are what's known as "useful idiots."

You'll never get them all via violence, as hatred only strengthens their evil, by playing right into their hands.

The only true revolution that will work? Walk away, and it will all collapse upon itself.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 21:36 | 3016143 CH1
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The only true revolution that will work? Walk away, and it will all collapse upon itself.

YES!!!  +1000

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 21:57 | 3016182 IllusionOfChoice
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Ayn is that you?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 22:38 | 3016266 swmnguy
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Libya was more of a well-funded coup with mercenaries and air support than a revolution, but other than that quibble, right on!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:44 | 3016021 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Huh, one down arrow, well there's a curve ball from left field. I guess that proves at least one of Dimon, Buffett, BlankCheque, Obama, Potter, Burnt-ankle, Geithner, The Fad, ECB, group of 30 or the TPTB read ZeroHedge.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 22:00 | 3016186 mc_LDN
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Hang them all.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:38 | 3015811 Star-Gazer
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Ah, yes.  Warren Buffett.  Obama's pet billionaire.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:44 | 3015832 Robert Neville
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Or Warren's pet puppet president.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 23:18 | 3016353 nope-1004
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Charlie Munger, pet POS.  Fouth mouthed, arrogant, indignant old fart.  When bought and paid for politicians recommend crony capitalists to edumacate the people about "investing", then the entire fucking thing is doomed.  The corrupt "teaching" the masses how to "invest"..... lol..... fucking crooked-ass thieves.

Munger and Buffet need to STFU.  They got rich by being on the inside.  Market information in advance of public disclosure is NOT intelligence, it's white collar crime.



Tue, 11/27/2012 - 23:38 | 3016409 lewy14
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Or? Try "and"...

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:37 | 3015812 bankerbackbacon
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JPM Again? How about never stopped being a proxy for offshore despots and part of the money printing bathhouse logjam. 

Now do the Fed daisy chain fucking dance and open your easy money arse.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:39 | 3015814 Wakanda
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Those cufflinks will get you anywhere Jamie!

So Goldman gets Europe and the Morg gets the Americas. 

Am I missing something?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:09 | 3015908 cougar_w
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You didn't mention that they both get nukes and private armies.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:39 | 3016002 NotApplicable
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Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:52 | 3016037 cougar_w
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Self-inflicted genocide. Only Tibet will remain. Oh the irony.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 21:43 | 3016149 Wakanda
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The "Chinese families" will get Asia?

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 23:31 | 3016392 rqb1
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Let gs have europe, they are broke

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 06:01 | 3016732 Wakanda
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Maybe Gazprom owns Europe, or is at least the belligerent landlord.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 01:01 | 3016545 Zero Bid
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John Pierpont Morgan would spit in Jamie's face.

The politicians used to kiss J.P.'s ass with pleasure and then when he passed they gave JP Jr rim jobs on a daily basis. Now the role has reversed. What will happen in the next 100 years? Don't tread on me

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:38 | 3015815 HelluvaEngineer
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It's time to take the power back.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:45 | 3015834 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Not singling out you specifically but can all you cunts posting links to bloody songs just fucking quit it. I don't give a flying fuck what song you think embodies the current topic of conversation. Why not just post a link to picture of teapot, it has every bit as much relevance as a song.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:59 | 3015877 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Please Doctor Who, this just undermines the whole conversation. Reaaaallllly, a pink smiley face teapot with a purple hat.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:03 | 3015894 Doctor Who
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It reminds me of this song....I'll find the link

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:54 | 3015862 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Hahahaha, now that is funny shit. I know this might make me sound a bit hard to get on with but I prefer a white ceramic pot with pale blue paisley decoration. I think this would embody the discussion of JP Morgan taking over the world far more accurately.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:00 | 3015883 HelluvaEngineer
Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:08 | 3015906 BringOnTheAsteroid
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jesus christ, that is just beautiful. I mean I was was just talking about a pale blue paisley band, but you've outdone yourself . . . . the entire pot . . . . . . you are more than a HelluvaEngineer, you are a helluva guy.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 20:16 | 3015934 vato poco
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Jesus, guys, whatta I gotta do, spell it out for you?!? 3 words, OK?  "Cindy" "Crawford" "naked". It's the goddamn *internet*, and you're showing us pictures of freakin' housewares......(walks off, muttering)

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