Is JPMorgan About To Take Over America, Again?

Tyler Durden's picture

Great and wondrous things seem to be afoot among the righteous bankers of the world. A few months ago Matt Zames was named to get JPMorgan's CIO office out of trouble - and also happens to be the Chairman of the all-powerful Treasury Borrowing Advisory Committee. Just yesterday, Mark Carney completed Europe's full-house of ex-Goldman Sachs alum running the region's monetary policy. Today we hear Lloyd Blankfein will be sidling up to Obama tomorrow. And now this; from the never-crony-capitalist himself, billionaire Warren Buffett has publicly blessed Jamie "apart from the failure of control" Dimon as the best man for the top job at the Treasury. "If we did run into problems in markets, I think he would actually be the best person you could have in the job," Buffett added (sounding more like the 'we' meant he) and dismissed the London-Whale "failure of control" with sometimes "people go off the reservation." With Zames running the Shadow Treasury and Dimon running the Real Treasury, is it any wonder that inquiring minds are asking who really runs America (and for whom)? Of course, in the pre-Fed era - over 100 years ago, JPMorgan Sr. 'bailed-out' America before...

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AldoHux_IV's picture

Fuck Dimon

Fuck Buffett

Fuck Blankfein

Fuck Obama

Fuck Potter

Fuck Bernanke

Fuck Geithner

Fuck the Fed

Fuck the ECB

Fuck the group of 30



BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

. . . . . . . . . and Fuck Tourette's

NewThor's picture

He who controls HAARP controls the world!

So Goldman Sachs/Rothschild/CAPSTONEMOFOS?

How many hours/days until Zerohedge turns its attention 

to the California ARkStorm?

Maybe it's nothing, or maybe

it's late in the game 2012, 


Earth is but a snowglobe.

Michaelwiseguy's picture

You can film the people running the HAARP transmitter equipment now and put their mugs on Youtube.

knukles's picture

Hah ha ha, right before you disappear.

Michaelwiseguy's picture

That won't happen anymore when we do this;

We should have required "Presumption of Freedom, Presumption of Innocence of American Citizens Sensitivity Training", administered through human resource departments of all government agencies.

These classes will include the citing of law that backs up and reinforces the training topics covered in the lessons.

I'll have more on this subject as I develop my new realm of education for government employees.

I'm starting this New Entrepreneurial business today and invite you to participate and join me in this endeavor.

onthesquare's picture


Your are forgetting one thing and that is in order to cite the law you will need to have your day in court.

BLOTTO's picture

The Titanic was a false flag event 90+ years before 9/11.


JP Morgan had a nice suite setup for him, a trip across the atlantic and all the 1st class accomodations... and last minute - he cancels the maiden voyage?!


That is just one of dozens of clues and evidence pointing at sabotage...


Nevermind the fact that the boat was loaded with some of the Wealthiest and smartest families that were AGAINST the creation of the FED.



Cistercian's picture

Tourrettes?I find  the reaction to this ultra villainy too mild.Merely cursing falls short.

 How about rope?

 Or an atomic bomb.


kliguy38's picture

Here's my fav line... "If we did run into problems in markets, I think he would actually be the best person you could have in the job," Buffett added ....hehhehehe You senile old think that we really are gonna buy that bullshit line........that has to be some of the funniest chit I've heard today

monoloco's picture

What could possibly go wrong with putting the fox in charge of the chicken coop?

The Gooch's picture

They're all Potter.

They're also mortal, lest we forget.

kito's picture your energy into gardens, rain barrel systems, root cellars and range practice........................and those globalists and their domination?.... fuckgetaboutit........the world will rebalance soon enough.................

AldoHux_IV's picture

wise words-- just hard letting go of the rage

Rusticus's picture

Winters here, that rage will keep you warm.

takinthehighway's picture

Splitting wood is a great stress reliever.

Albertarocks's picture

Splitting skulls sends a clearer message.

Cdad's picture

It is all very infuriating.  The looting of the US Treasury continues apace, with the banking cartel leading the charge...mega corporations a close second.  And we, the people, are left with Harry Reid and that other Democrat who leads the House of Representatives.  Oh...and President Zero.

I have been slow to get there.  I have been measured, all along, in my assessment.  But it is now clear that only revolution will finally purge these kleptrocrats.  And since the people seem docile enough, it looks like we are in for very rough sledding whilst these thieves try to "plan" the previously free market.

But anger can be simply watching the weekly ICI fund flows.  The fact is...Wall Street is dead.  It just won't admit it to itself quite yet.  I say, so what if J. "the fuckwad" Dimon is appointed Sec of Treasury.  Simply a great opportunity to short JPM.  As for the rest of it...the zombie will continue to walk about until the head is removed.  And the Sec of Treasury is NOT the head.  I'mon...Geethner has been running that joint.  So how important can that post actually be?

Take heart.  Short stocks in a selective and measured way so that you can ignore the squeezes.  

And prepare.


NotApplicable's picture

You're not there yet if you believe a revolution will purge the kleptrocrats. It only purges the ones who are no longer in the club.

If you don't believe me, ask yourself this. Why do these revolutions ALWAYS leave central banks untouched? Or in the case of Libya, a new CB was formed by the revolutionists themselves!

Revolution is but a reset button for the elite. Push it, and they steal everything (while the rest fight over the scraps). Sure you get a handful swinging from lampposts, but they are what's known as "useful idiots."

You'll never get them all via violence, as hatred only strengthens their evil, by playing right into their hands.

The only true revolution that will work? Walk away, and it will all collapse upon itself.

CH1's picture

The only true revolution that will work? Walk away, and it will all collapse upon itself.

YES!!!  +1000

swmnguy's picture

Libya was more of a well-funded coup with mercenaries and air support than a revolution, but other than that quibble, right on!

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

Huh, one down arrow, well there's a curve ball from left field. I guess that proves at least one of Dimon, Buffett, BlankCheque, Obama, Potter, Burnt-ankle, Geithner, The Fad, ECB, group of 30 or the TPTB read ZeroHedge.

Star-Gazer's picture

Ah, yes.  Warren Buffett.  Obama's pet billionaire.

Robert Neville's picture

Or Warren's pet puppet president.

nope-1004's picture

Charlie Munger, pet POS.  Fouth mouthed, arrogant, indignant old fart.  When bought and paid for politicians recommend crony capitalists to edumacate the people about "investing", then the entire fucking thing is doomed.  The corrupt "teaching" the masses how to "invest"..... lol..... fucking crooked-ass thieves.

Munger and Buffet need to STFU.  They got rich by being on the inside.  Market information in advance of public disclosure is NOT intelligence, it's white collar crime.



bankerbackbacon's picture

JPM Again? How about never stopped being a proxy for offshore despots and part of the money printing bathhouse logjam. 

Now do the Fed daisy chain fucking dance and open your easy money arse.

Wakanda's picture

Those cufflinks will get you anywhere Jamie!

So Goldman gets Europe and the Morg gets the Americas. 

Am I missing something?

cougar_w's picture

You didn't mention that they both get nukes and private armies.

cougar_w's picture

Self-inflicted genocide. Only Tibet will remain. Oh the irony.

rqb1's picture

Let gs have europe, they are broke

Wakanda's picture

Maybe Gazprom owns Europe, or is at least the belligerent landlord.

Zero Bid's picture

John Pierpont Morgan would spit in Jamie's face.

The politicians used to kiss J.P.'s ass with pleasure and then when he passed they gave JP Jr rim jobs on a daily basis. Now the role has reversed. What will happen in the next 100 years? Don't tread on me

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

Not singling out you specifically but can all you cunts posting links to bloody songs just fucking quit it. I don't give a flying fuck what song you think embodies the current topic of conversation. Why not just post a link to picture of teapot, it has every bit as much relevance as a song.

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

Please Doctor Who, this just undermines the whole conversation. Reaaaallllly, a pink smiley face teapot with a purple hat.

Doctor Who's picture

It reminds me of this song....I'll find the link

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

Hahahaha, now that is funny shit. I know this might make me sound a bit hard to get on with but I prefer a white ceramic pot with pale blue paisley decoration. I think this would embody the discussion of JP Morgan taking over the world far more accurately.

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

jesus christ, that is just beautiful. I mean I was was just talking about a pale blue paisley band, but you've outdone yourself . . . . the entire pot . . . . . . you are more than a HelluvaEngineer, you are a helluva guy.

vato poco's picture

Jesus, guys, whatta I gotta do, spell it out for you?!? 3 words, OK?  "Cindy" "Crawford" "naked". It's the goddamn *internet*, and you're showing us pictures of freakin' housewares......(walks off, muttering)