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Caption Contest: The Market's Most Secret Weapon
On November 16, and again today, one person boldly went where so many have gone before, and made sure that Nancy Pelosi's alleged SPY calls don't expire worthless, and by uttering a few words widely misinterpreted by the headline scanning, market-making algos both then, and today, preserved all confidence in the centrally-planned monetary policy farce formerly known as "the market." Who is this unmasked crusader against the evils of efficient markets, and for the unquestioned glory of authoritarian Economist PhD's in charge of the Fed's trading desk? This man:
h/t Niall
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What's the inverse of bathsalts?
Headline for the movie "Cry, and Cry Again". The baby blue tie fits the emotional immaturity. Just a freaking gong show already.
"The eyes of the Derp fossil next to me have a better chance then Washington, Wall St., the market and the economy of getting straight." - Bonner.
We're putting our top man on it.....meet Mildred. 30 minutes of Bam Bam sitting across the table from her and he'll give us anything we want.
We now have a man with a tan
At the head of the House with no plan
But the fan won’t be hit
With a bucket of shit
‘Cause he’ll cry
And keep kicking the can.
looks like he's spitting out pubic hairs... gray ones? eeeewwwww
Confidence is a Subjective Mind Set not based in Reality.
Anyone with a tan that perfect CAN do anything.
I never thought I'd hear myself saying this: "I love Harry Reid".
Harry Reid is there to be the Authoritarian Communitarian ring leader maintaining TSA style authoritarianism and subverting Constitutional law. I hope he dies of old age soon.
Me too, but I hope he crashes the stock market first. He's already made a good beginning this week.
Collectivists are the worst kind of people, and usually psychopath control freak lunatics with brain damage, mental disorders, and of low mental capacity. They usually try to get other people to do their dirty work for them, and speak in childish sophomoric diatribes and insults.
He may be a bastard but as evidenced by this picture he's charitable, I'm assuming this shot was taken at the Downs Syndrome Dinner to support programs to help people like that lady on the right.
call me agent orange.....
I shall hold my breath until the Kenyan says I don't have to raise taxes.
<room><getting><darker......>
Yeah, that's Harry.
I am the anti-christ. Buy stocks or I will destroy the world in 666 days.
Hes wearing his cornsilk blue tie. It must be Wednesday.
better than those awful pink ones.
I junked myself for not using cornFLOWER blue.
"This deal is worth a lot of money, I want three highways through my district for this MF."
" Take your thum out of my my butt, and let go of my balls! I tell you, I got it covered, your calls are safe...!!!!
" Ladies and Gentlemen, We believe we are making significant progress in our negotiations "
...." and I can still taste pussy juice."
"Well I didnt appeciate you farting in my face"
Bohner: Perhaps so, but her teeth are removable.
The ideologues are tied into knots
their utopia plans are for naught
the people wish they would think
instead of marching to the brink
and come up with plans that don't stink.
White haired lady : it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child
Boehner: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
"Mr. TANG"
That poor lady has gone cross-eyed listening to his crap!
I can only stick my tongue out this far and my wife standing beside me is none too pleased, i can't reach the "button" without my chin whiskers starting a fire.
Where? All I see is a bowl of dried-out yams wearing a suit. Is this economic sage standing behind the bowl of yams?
What, me worry?
He looks 1 step from the dementia pod of the old age home. Does he drool?
Greenspan seems like it has hit him - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4veEzbV82w&list=UUhwwoeOZ3EJPobW83dgQfAg&index=2&feature=plcp
60 proof drool. And yes, it too is orange.
"stlashtab"?
Little boy's prefer men with tans , so they say in England.
Speaker of the House or smoked sausage? You decide.
Why on Earth would you even go tanning this end of November with winter coming???
trying to look younger for that congressional paige
What do you mean you can't spray tan my tongue?
So you can cry alone in the tanning bed?
Fukushima Man!
Just getting his Vitamin D. Osteomalacia is the softening of the bones linked to vitamin D deficiency. I assume he is working on a stronger backbone?
Way too late for that!
more of a cancer than a nutrient deficiency
It's an atavistic throwback to the reptilian Homeworld. Sunning on a rock is what you naturally want to do after you crawl out from under one. For other examples check out Pelosi and Lagarde.
As for a title "Gotta love those algos. Believe every word you tell them, just like the voters"
Don't forget "agent orange" Angelo Mozilo.
OK THATS IT
Some dickwads the other day when the O was getting his handed to him accused this August Group of being Republicans.
COME HERE
TAKE A READ GODDAMN IT
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SHREDDERS WE ARE!
any male over the age 14 still using tanning beds is a bit creepy at best.
maybe underneath his suit and baby blue tie he is all pasty white. only his lobbyists know for sure.
In addition to the lobbists, I'm pretty sure Obama knows too - notice how he always gets Boner to cave in the end?
He always gets the boner cave in the end?
Market credibility retraces back into negative integer territory...if this guy holds the key to our utopia.
Which one is the man? The one on the right or in front?
I think we have found the legitimate parents of Janet Napolitano.
He looks like Elmos' brother. The one on the right is the puppeteer. Shes got her hand up his ass operating his mouth.
Why do I keep seeing pictures of Twinkies upside down like this??? No one ever eats one this way! LOL
Still love your work William! :)
If I show you all the others twinkies I have crammed in me I will cry.
"CAN'T HEAR YOU - CAN'T HEAR YOU - NA NA NA NA NA NA NA - CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Orange Man!
Pull up a picture of an Oompa Loompa and compare it with any pic of Boehner. It's unsettling.
Makes Snooki look pale by comparison too.
His face looks as red as those communist flags behind him.
Please take a class in Political Thought and Theory before you post such drivel.
Those clearly are fascist flags.
There IS a difference.
I'd say a bit of both.
It's a bird, it's a plane..........It's Spray on Tan Man!
pods
able to leap tall principles in a single bound
Don't you mean slither under?
touche on the douche
He should stay out of the tanning bed for a while.
As Boehner pursed his lips yet again, Gertrude's eye's crossed in passion with anticipation of his high frequency tongue.
She's trying to jam that ass-plug up there so his sphincter pops around it, but it's proving quite difficult. She's trained him well; you can barey notice how much pain he's in (the tongue is your only hint).
Absolutely great! They don't call you "Dr." for no reason.
"redrum.......REDRUM!"
The stupidty of the plebs.
"My Botox injection is upsetting my stomach"
Did I somehow get an addon installed on to my browser or does everyone else see an ad for Botox on this comment?
Edit: It dissappeared, but now others are popping up. Is my browsers 0wn3d by t3h hackzzors?
"What I'd do on recess? Jus' chilled in sunny Ohio & slammed carrot juice, bitchez."
The BIG RED BONER!
That's a nice tan for November..
I wouldn't trust a guy with that much tan unless he had gnarly old callused hands to go with it. Boner no doubt just came from having his weekly mani/pedi.
Just one turkey who refused to get out of the oven last week.
Which one of 'em farted? They both have that look....
She did. He's tasting it with his tongue--you know, like a snake.
Well, it would be "unpatriotic" to threaten the credit worthiness of the united statists of amerika. But it would be perfectly okay to tax the living shit out of the citizenry.
I thought Harpo was dead.
Sorry I'm late but the Choomwagon wouldn't start this morning.........
"I wore a blue tie becuase today we are all Democrats."
shouldn't they all wear red, to celebrate the death of accounting
Get your eyes checked, lady.
Its Nicotine, not tan
Nancy Pelosi's latest plastic surgery turned her into a baggy-eyed boner.
Boehner: "Read my lips, or is it my tongue?"
Lady next to him: "I'm crossing my eyes for good luck, does that count?"
I often wondered what had become of Fleegle.
"No, Ms. LaGarde recommended SunBeds to me, actually. After nine visits, I get the tenth session free."
:D
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
"I will hold my breath until I turn purple and the gentle-lady from Inbredsville, Mo. will keep her eyes crossed for the duration of the fiscal cliff negotiations"
Hey, I resemble that comment about MO... I mean, uh... damn.
"Obviously both us and the democrats will make a deal to keep the musical chairs playing, but if you like political rhetoric, then we will freeze the goverment until they agree to our concessions. Almost forgot, buy the dip bitches!"
"Damn, that one wasn't all gas."
Damm, I've got a fleck of ass skin on my lip
Sadly I must announce I shot ten over par yesterday. Shit!!
Caption:
"I'm so proud of my boy, isn't he so handsome and tan and I made that tie for him out of my old couch cushions."
"Maaaa, stop talking! You're embarrasing me in front of the cameras!"
Caption:
"I don't know what it is about sex that makes me have to take a shit. You really knocked something loose there, my tan tiger... ROWR!"
A CAPTION CONTEST WITH NO PRIZE IS STUPID.....
But regardless..."Man, trying to reduce this crosseyed lady's medicare and medicaid benefits sure works up a hunger!"
At least select a winner. I have enough t-shirts but I know that my last fourteen captions have been more cleverer than anyone else's!
"Shit. Anybody seen my Rise Above button?"
" For the last time, I am not George Hamilton ".
http://www.madtownjamz.com/image/wjqm/UserFiles/Image/tan%20mom%201.jpg
Mrs. Boehner??
Bohner....Huh? I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me................. I was born a poor black child..........I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...
The nice thing about being Speaker of the house is you get your special purpose worked on.......A LOT!
Bullshit. It's got nothing to do with Reid or Boehner.
This casino can only and only creep higher or crater. There's no other option.
If Reid and Boehner didn't utter a word, the market would have still creeped up on no news. There is no other choice.
- Creep up
- Crater
We are beyond the point of "controlled collapse".
As long as you don't look down there is no cliff.
Boehner: "Touch my tongue to my lips and then the debts go away..ok"
Lady: "Simon didn't say"
Gullible puppet...
Yes Yes, President Obama and I agree that it reduces the appearance of division between parties when I have a deep bronze from vacation. And might I add, we have agreed on future vacations to accomplish this.
Is that Abbey Joseph Cohen? Of course...it's all making sense now.
She reminds me of a gremlin.
I'm thinking about introducing a House bill to change the official color of the flaf to light aqua so that it compliments my tan better." John Boehner
It's Barak Obama!
But when did he straighten his hair?
"Anyone wanna know how I came by this pearl necklace?"
"I did not engage in financial relations with that woman"
Lady: "These fucking ventriloquist puppets are getting heavy"
"I purpose to extend the fiscal cliff by giving every American free Viagra. If that doesn't point us in the right direction nothing will."
Fucking OompaLoompa's run everything...I KNEW it!
I don't see what all the complaining is about. Is America a great country or what!
I mean only in America could a socialist from Kenya be elected President of the United States!
"Hmm what face should I take today to say these things in which I don't believe a fucking word? Ah yes, that one."
"Bob, pan the camera out a little more so the American people can see all these flags."
this fiscal cliff BS, is making my eyes cross
I gotta get off this fuckin planet.
Superfluous flags displayed....Boehner no longer tongue in cheek, slips and states a truth.....
"This IS my mother, it was opti-grab glasses that created that blank stare! Anyone seen Navin Johnson or his dog shithead?"
One jerk, looking for another.
HELP WANTED: Three day work week, fat salary, even fatter bribes, sex with little boys, and IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION. Apply within.
"I hope he doesn't eat burritos for lunch every day at el camion!"
Two faces selling what they know they don't even believe.
If the markets like me so much, why didn't Diebold put in Romney.
"Orange you feeling good about me being in charge?"
This fiscal cliff talk is stupid. Everyone, except algos apparently, knows they're going to extend it.
Seems to me the goverment is the terrorist.
" Agent Orange Sings 'Tulls "Cross Eyed Mary" With Dentures Removed"
Film @ 11
theres days like today where i just hate everybody/why even bother with this 'market'...thailand...
if we had won the election there would be more microphones than there are flags behind me.
i accidently burned my tongue in the tanning booth
CAPTION; "Thir, your bwroker just called back, thez it's an emergenthyee"!
" saaa-d movies, always make me cry.."
Oompah-Loompah doopity-doo, have I got a riddle for you.....
Global leaders worldwide have figured out the path to a utopian world. Don't actually govern, just say you will govern.Don't work, just talk about working. Don't teach young people, just promise them education. Don't parent your children just talk about what makes a good parent.
i think i could be Secretary of State, but nobody is asking me.
"I did not have sex with this woman to my left, Hillary Clinton's mom.!
Orange, it's the new red.
clueless krugmanite face baby messiah.
"and for all my friends over at ZH. Don't forget, despite all your rage, you are still just rats in a cage"
I'm John Boehner,and I authorize this Wall Street ramp fest...
Now fuck off, I'm back to the Indian Casino tanning booth...