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Caption Contest: The Market's Most Secret Weapon

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On November 16, and again today, one person boldly went where so many have gone before, and made sure that Nancy Pelosi's alleged SPY calls don't expire worthless, and by uttering a few words widely misinterpreted by the headline scanning, market-making algos both then, and today, preserved all confidence in the centrally-planned monetary policy farce formerly known as "the market." Who is this unmasked crusader against the evils of efficient markets, and for the unquestioned glory of authoritarian Economist PhD's in charge of the Fed's trading desk? This man:

h/t Niall

 


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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment dereksatkinson
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What's the inverse of bathsalts?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Headline for the movie "Cry, and Cry Again".  The baby blue tie fits the emotional immaturity.  Just a freaking gong show already.

 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:09 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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"The eyes of the Derp fossil next to me have a better chance then Washington, Wall St., the market and the economy of getting straight." - Bonner.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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We're putting our top man on it.....meet Mildred. 30 minutes of Bam Bam sitting across the table from her and he'll give us anything we want.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Manthong
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We now have a man with a tan
At the head of the House with no plan
But the fan won’t be hit
With a bucket of shit
‘Cause he’ll cry
And keep kicking the can.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:22 | Link to Comment aint no fortuna...
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looks like he's spitting out pubic hairs... gray ones? eeeewwwww

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Michaelwiseguy
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Confidence is a Subjective Mind Set not based in Reality.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Stackers
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Anyone with a tan that perfect CAN do anything.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment flacon
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I never thought I'd hear myself saying this: "I love Harry Reid".

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Michaelwiseguy
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Harry Reid is there to be the Authoritarian Communitarian ring leader maintaining TSA style authoritarianism and subverting Constitutional law. I hope he dies of old age soon.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment flacon
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Me too, but I hope he crashes the stock market first. He's already made a good beginning this week. 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Michaelwiseguy
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Collectivists are the worst kind of people, and usually psychopath control freak lunatics with brain damage, mental disorders, and of low mental capacity. They usually try to get other people to do their dirty work for them, and speak in childish sophomoric diatribes and insults.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:29 | Link to Comment redpill
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He may be a bastard but as evidenced by this picture he's charitable, I'm assuming this shot was taken at the Downs Syndrome Dinner to support programs to help people like that lady on the right.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment smlbizman
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call me agent orange.....

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 19:36 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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I shall hold my breath until the Kenyan says I don't have to raise taxes.

 

<room><getting><darker......>

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 17:29 | Link to Comment dbTX
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Yeah, that's Harry.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 17:33 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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I am the anti-christ.  Buy stocks or I will destroy the world in 666 days. 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:40 | Link to Comment 12ToothAssassin
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Hes wearing his cornsilk blue tie. It must be Wednesday.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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better than those awful pink ones.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:59 | Link to Comment 12ToothAssassin
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I junked myself for not using cornFLOWER blue.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:41 | Link to Comment economics9698
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"This deal is worth a lot of money, I want three highways through my district for this MF."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment trebuchet
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" Take your thum out of my my butt, and let go of my balls!    I tell you, I got it covered, your calls are safe...!!!!    

"  Ladies and Gentlemen, We believe we are making significant progress in our negotiations "

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Ctrl_P
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...." and I can still taste pussy juice."

"Well I didnt appeciate you farting in my face"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Bohner: Perhaps so, but her teeth are removable.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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The ideologues are tied into knots
their utopia plans are for naught
the people wish they would think
instead of marching to the brink
and come up with plans that don't stink.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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                    White haired lady :  it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child

 

                                       Boehner:      I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?  

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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"Mr. TANG"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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That poor lady has gone cross-eyed listening to his crap!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 01:06 | Link to Comment prains
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I can only stick my tongue out this far and my wife standing beside me is none too pleased, i can't reach the "button" without my chin whiskers starting a fire.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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Where?  All I see is a bowl of dried-out yams wearing a suit.  Is this economic sage standing behind the bowl of yams?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment fourchan
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What, me worry?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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He looks 1 step from the dementia pod of the old age home.  Does he drool?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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60 proof drool.  And yes, it too is orange.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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"stlashtab"?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Abitdodgie
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Little boy's prefer men with tans , so they say in England.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Speaker of the House or smoked sausage? You decide.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Tsunami Wave
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Why on Earth would you even go tanning this end of November with winter coming???

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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trying to look younger for that congressional paige

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:16 | Link to Comment XitSam
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What do you mean you can't spray tan my tongue?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment WeekendAtBernankes
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So you can cry alone in the tanning bed?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Fukushima Man!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Sauk Leader
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Just getting his Vitamin D. Osteomalacia is the softening of the bones linked to vitamin D deficiency. I assume he is working on a stronger backbone?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment pods
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Way too late for that!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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more of a cancer than a nutrient deficiency

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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It's an atavistic throwback to the reptilian Homeworld. Sunning on a rock is what you naturally want to do after you crawl out from under one. For other examples check out Pelosi and Lagarde.

As for a title "Gotta love those algos. Believe every word you tell them, just like the voters"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:21 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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Don't forget "agent orange" Angelo Mozilo.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:39 | Link to Comment knukles
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OK  THATS IT

Some dickwads the other day when the O was getting his handed to him accused this August Group of being Republicans.

COME HERE
TAKE A READ GODDAMN IT

 

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SHREDDERS WE ARE!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment bigdumbnugly
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any male over the age 14 still using tanning beds is a bit creepy at best.

maybe underneath his suit and baby blue tie he is all pasty white.   only his lobbyists know for sure.

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:09 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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In addition to the lobbists, I'm pretty sure Obama knows too - notice how he always gets Boner to cave in the end?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:40 | Link to Comment knukles
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He always gets the boner cave in the end?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Market credibility retraces back into negative integer territory...if this guy holds the key to our utopia.   

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment PUD
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Which one is the man? The one on the right or in front?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I think we have found the legitimate parents of Janet Napolitano. 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Beam Me Up Scotty
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He looks like Elmos' brother.  The one on the right is the puppeteer. Shes got her hand up his ass operating his mouth.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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TWINKIE OF THE HOUSE

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Sweet Chicken
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Why do I keep seeing pictures of Twinkies upside down like this??? No one ever eats one this way! LOL

 

Still love your work William! :)

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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If I show you all the others twinkies I have crammed in me I will cry.

 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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"CAN'T HEAR YOU - CAN'T HEAR YOU - NA NA NA NA NA NA NA - CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment digitlman
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Orange Man!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment CrimsonAvenger
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Pull up a picture of an Oompa Loompa and compare it with any pic of Boehner. It's unsettling.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Makes Snooki look pale by comparison too.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment ZDRuX
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His face looks as red as those communist flags behind him.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Tsar Pointless
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Please take a class in Political Thought and Theory before you post such drivel.

Those clearly are fascist flags.

There IS a difference.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:39 | Link to Comment TWSceptic
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I'd say a bit of both.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:57 | Link to Comment pods
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It's a bird, it's a plane..........It's Spray on Tan Man!

pods

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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able to leap tall principles in a single bound

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Don't you mean slither under?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:25 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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touche on the douche

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Nostradamus
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He should stay out of the tanning bed for a while.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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As Boehner pursed his lips yet again, Gertrude's eye's crossed in passion with anticipation of his high frequency tongue.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment VisualCSharp
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She's trying to jam that ass-plug up there so his sphincter pops around it, but it's proving quite difficult. She's trained him well; you can barey notice how much pain he's in (the tongue is your only hint).

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment cifo
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Absolutely great! They don't call you "Dr." for no reason.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Shell Game
Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment So Close
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The stupidty of the plebs.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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"My Botox injection is upsetting my stomach"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment BlueCollaredOne
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Did I somehow get an addon installed on to my browser or does everyone else see an ad for Botox on this comment?

Edit:  It dissappeared, but now others are popping up.  Is my browsers 0wn3d by t3h hackzzors?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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 "What I'd do on recess? Jus' chilled in sunny Ohio & slammed carrot juice, bitchez."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment venturen
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The BIG RED BONER!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment A Man without Q...
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That's a nice tan for November..

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Village Smithy
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I wouldn't trust a guy with that much tan unless he had gnarly old callused hands to go with it. Boner no doubt just came from having his weekly mani/pedi.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Just one turkey who refused to get out of the oven last week.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment digitlman
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Which one of 'em farted?  They both have that look....

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment VisualCSharp
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She did. He's tasting it with his tongue--you know, like a snake.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Rathmullan
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Well, it would be "unpatriotic" to threaten the credit worthiness of the united statists of amerika. But it would be perfectly okay to tax the living shit out of the citizenry.

I thought Harpo was dead.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Sorry I'm late but the Choomwagon wouldn't start this morning.........

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment fuu
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"I wore a blue tie becuase today we are all Democrats."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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shouldn't they all wear red, to celebrate the death of accounting

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | Link to Comment meatball
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Get your eyes checked, lady.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Its Nicotine, not tan

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Cyclerider
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Nancy Pelosi's latest plastic surgery turned her into a baggy-eyed boner.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Boehner:  "Read my lips, or is it my tongue?"

Lady next to him:  "I'm crossing my eyes for good luck, does that count?"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Iam Yue2
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I often wondered what had become of Fleegle.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Orly
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"No, Ms. LaGarde recommended SunBeds to me, actually.  After nine visits, I get the tenth session free."

:D

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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"I will hold my breath until I turn purple and the gentle-lady from Inbredsville, Mo. will keep her eyes crossed for the duration of the fiscal cliff negotiations"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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Hey, I resemble that comment about MO... I mean, uh... damn.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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"Obviously both us and the democrats will make a deal to keep the musical chairs playing, but if you like political rhetoric, then we will freeze the goverment until they agree to our concessions.  Almost forgot, buy the dip bitches!"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment q99x2
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"Damn, that one wasn't all gas."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment forwardho
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Damm, I've got a fleck of ass skin on my lip

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment rodocostarica
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Sadly I must announce I shot ten over par yesterday. Shit!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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Caption:

"I'm so proud of my boy, isn't he so handsome and tan and I made that tie for him out of my old couch cushions."

"Maaaa, stop talking!  You're embarrasing me in front of the cameras!"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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Caption:

"I don't know what it is about sex that makes me have to take a shit.  You really knocked something loose there, my tan tiger... ROWR!"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Let them all fail
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A CAPTION CONTEST WITH NO PRIZE IS STUPID.....

 

But regardless..."Man, trying to reduce this crosseyed lady's medicare and medicaid benefits sure works up a hunger!"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Orly
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At least select a winner.  I have enough t-shirts but I know that my last fourteen captions have been more cleverer than anyone else's!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Being Free
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"Shit.  Anybody seen my Rise Above button?"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Satan
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" For the last time, I am not George Hamilton ".

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Bohner....Huh? I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me................. I was born a poor black child..........I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:19 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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The nice thing about being Speaker of the house is you get your special purpose worked on.......A LOT!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment ekm
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Bullshit. It's got nothing to do with Reid or Boehner.

This casino can only and only creep higher or crater. There's no other option.

 

If Reid and Boehner didn't utter a word, the market would have still creeped up on no news. There is no other choice.

- Creep up

- Crater

 

We are beyond the point of "controlled collapse".

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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As long as you don't look down there is no cliff.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:13 | Link to Comment FLUSA.com
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Boehner:  "Touch my tongue to my lips and then the debts go away..ok"

Lady: "Simon didn't say"

Gullible puppet...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment CVfriendship
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Yes Yes, President Obama and I agree that it reduces the appearance of division between parties when I have a deep bronze from vacation. And might I add, we have agreed on future vacations to accomplish this.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Glass Seagull
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Is that Abbey Joseph Cohen?  Of course...it's all making sense now.

 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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She reminds me of a gremlin.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:16 | Link to Comment my puppy for prez
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I'm thinking about introducing a House bill to change the official color of the flaf to light aqua so that it compliments my tan better."  John Boehner

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It's Barak Obama!

But when did he straighten his hair?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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"Anyone wanna know how I came by this pearl necklace?"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment bloostar
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"I did not engage in financial relations with that woman"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment FLUSA.com
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Lady: "These fucking ventriloquist puppets are getting heavy"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:23 | Link to Comment ugmug
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"I purpose to extend the fiscal cliff by giving every American free Viagra. If that doesn't point us in the right direction nothing will."

 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:25 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Fucking OompaLoompa's run everything...I KNEW it!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:42 | Link to Comment TheMayor
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I don't see what all the complaining is about.  Is America a great country or what!

I mean only in America could a socialist from Kenya be elected President of the United States!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Nothing To See Here
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"Hmm what face should I take today to say these things in which I don't believe a fucking word? Ah yes, that one."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Glass Seagull
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"Bob, pan the camera out a little more so the American people can see all these flags."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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this fiscal cliff BS, is making my eyes cross

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment 10mm
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I gotta get off this fuckin planet.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:30 | Link to Comment agNau
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Superfluous flags displayed....Boehner no longer tongue in cheek, slips and states a truth.....
"This IS my mother, it was opti-grab glasses that created that blank stare! Anyone seen Navin Johnson or his dog shithead?"
One jerk, looking for another.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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HELP WANTED: Three day work week, fat salary, even fatter bribes, sex with little boys, and IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION. Apply within.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment James-Morrison
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"I hope he doesn't eat burritos for lunch every day at el camion!"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment PeteJE
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Two faces selling what they know they don't even believe.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment adr
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If the markets like me so much, why didn't Diebold put in Romney.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment zebrasquid
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"Orange you feeling good about me being in charge?"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:38 | Link to Comment devo
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This fiscal cliff talk is stupid. Everyone, except algos apparently, knows they're going to extend it.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Bansters-in-my-...
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Seems to me the goverment is the terrorist.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:38 | Link to Comment GoldmanBaggins
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" Agent Orange Sings 'Tulls "Cross Eyed Mary" With Dentures Removed"

Film @ 11

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:41 | Link to Comment DrDinkus
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theres days like today where i just hate everybody/why even bother with this 'market'...thailand...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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if we had won the election there would be more microphones than there are flags behind me.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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i accidently burned my tongue in the tanning booth

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment optimator
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CAPTION;  "Thir, your bwroker just called back, thez it's an emergenthyee"!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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" saaa-d movies, always make me cry.."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Overfed
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Oompah-Loompah doopity-doo, have I got a riddle for you.....

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment RopeADope
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Global leaders worldwide have figured out the path to a utopian world. Don't actually govern, just say you will govern.Don't work, just talk about working. Don't teach young people, just promise them education. Don't parent your children just talk about what makes a good parent.

 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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i think i could be Secretary of State, but nobody is asking me.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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"I did not have sex with this woman to my left, Hillary Clinton's mom.!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment zebrasquid
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Orange, it's the new red.

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clueless krugmanite face baby messiah.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment SmoothCoolSmoke
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"and for all my friends over at ZH.  Don't forget, despite all your rage, you are still just rats in a cage" 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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   I'm John Boehner,and I authorize this Wall Street ramp fest...

 Now fuck off, I'm back to the Indian Casino tanning booth...

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