Caption Contest: The Market's Most Secret Weapon

Tyler Durden's picture

On November 16, and again today, one person boldly went where so many have gone before, and made sure that Nancy Pelosi's alleged SPY calls don't expire worthless, and by uttering a few words widely misinterpreted by the headline scanning, market-making algos both then, and today, preserved all confidence in the centrally-planned monetary policy farce formerly known as "the market." Who is this unmasked crusader against the evils of efficient markets, and for the unquestioned glory of authoritarian Economist PhD's in charge of the Fed's trading desk? This man:

h/t Niall

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knukles's picture

He always gets the boner cave in the end?

Cdad's picture

Market credibility retraces back into negative integer territory...if this guy holds the key to our utopia.   

PUD's picture

Which one is the man? The one on the right or in front?

Dr. Richard Head's picture

I think we have found the legitimate parents of Janet Napolitano. 

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

He looks like Elmos' brother.  The one on the right is the puppeteer. Shes got her hand up his ass operating his mouth.

Sweet Chicken's picture

Why do I keep seeing pictures of Twinkies upside down like this??? No one ever eats one this way! LOL


Still love your work William! :)

ptoemmes's picture

If I show you all the others twinkies I have crammed in me I will cry.



Wakanda's picture


CrimsonAvenger's picture

Pull up a picture of an Oompa Loompa and compare it with any pic of Boehner. It's unsettling.

NotApplicable's picture

Makes Snooki look pale by comparison too.

ZDRuX's picture

His face looks as red as those communist flags behind him.

Tsar Pointless's picture

Please take a class in Political Thought and Theory before you post such drivel.

Those clearly are fascist flags.

There IS a difference.

pods's picture

It's a bird, it's a plane..........It's Spray on Tan Man!


DaveyJones's picture

able to leap tall principles in a single bound

Nostradamus's picture

He should stay out of the tanning bed for a while.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

As Boehner pursed his lips yet again, Gertrude's eye's crossed in passion with anticipation of his high frequency tongue.

VisualCSharp's picture

She's trying to jam that ass-plug up there so his sphincter pops around it, but it's proving quite difficult. She's trained him well; you can barey notice how much pain he's in (the tongue is your only hint).

cifo's picture

Absolutely great! They don't call you "Dr." for no reason.

So Close's picture

The stupidty of the plebs.

El Viejo's picture

"My Botox injection is upsetting my stomach"

BlueCollaredOne's picture

Did I somehow get an addon installed on to my browser or does everyone else see an ad for Botox on this comment?

Edit:  It dissappeared, but now others are popping up.  Is my browsers 0wn3d by t3h hackzzors?

TruthInSunshine's picture

 "What I'd do on recess? Jus' chilled in sunny Ohio & slammed carrot juice, bitchez."

venturen's picture


A Man without Qualities's picture

That's a nice tan for November..

Village Smithy's picture

I wouldn't trust a guy with that much tan unless he had gnarly old callused hands to go with it. Boner no doubt just came from having his weekly mani/pedi.

NotApplicable's picture

Just one turkey who refused to get out of the oven last week.

digitlman's picture

Which one of 'em farted?  They both have that look....

VisualCSharp's picture

She did. He's tasting it with his tongue--you know, like a snake.

Rathmullan's picture

Well, it would be "unpatriotic" to threaten the credit worthiness of the united statists of amerika. But it would be perfectly okay to tax the living shit out of the citizenry.

I thought Harpo was dead.

A Lunatic's picture

Sorry I'm late but the Choomwagon wouldn't start this morning.........

fuu's picture

"I wore a blue tie becuase today we are all Democrats."

DaveyJones's picture

shouldn't they all wear red, to celebrate the death of accounting

meatball's picture

Get your eyes checked, lady.

GolfHatesMe's picture

Its Nicotine, not tan

Cyclerider's picture

Nancy Pelosi's latest plastic surgery turned her into a baggy-eyed boner.

ebworthen's picture

Boehner:  "Read my lips, or is it my tongue?"

Lady next to him:  "I'm crossing my eyes for good luck, does that count?"

Iam Yue2's picture

I often wondered what had become of Fleegle.

Orly's picture

"No, Ms. LaGarde recommended SunBeds to me, actually.  After nine visits, I get the tenth session free."


TideFighter's picture

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Benjamin Glutton's picture

"I will hold my breath until I turn purple and the gentle-lady from Inbredsville, Mo. will keep her eyes crossed for the duration of the fiscal cliff negotiations"

Zymurguy's picture

Hey, I resemble that comment about MO... I mean, uh... damn.

firstdivision's picture

"Obviously both us and the democrats will make a deal to keep the musical chairs playing, but if you like political rhetoric, then we will freeze the goverment until they agree to our concessions.  Almost forgot, buy the dip bitches!"

q99x2's picture

"Damn, that one wasn't all gas."

forwardho's picture

Damm, I've got a fleck of ass skin on my lip