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Caption Contest: The Market's Most Secret Weapon

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On November 16, and again today, one person boldly went where so many have gone before, and made sure that Nancy Pelosi's alleged SPY calls don't expire worthless, and by uttering a few words widely misinterpreted by the headline scanning, market-making algos both then, and today, preserved all confidence in the centrally-planned monetary policy farce formerly known as "the market." Who is this unmasked crusader against the evils of efficient markets, and for the unquestioned glory of authoritarian Economist PhD's in charge of the Fed's trading desk? This man:

h/t Niall


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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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I'm curious as to how you get the pronunciation of "Bayner" out of the way he is spelling his name.  I know some people with that last name and they pronounce it "Boner".

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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And then I told her, "well, bald face lies do call for powder blue ties. Silly wabbit."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Rompoculos
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"I'm the carrot, he's the stick"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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ugly stick

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 18:41 | Link to Comment sasebo
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shithead asshole  --- what else is new?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment goldenbuddha454
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"About that fiscal cliff, can I cry first and just get it out of the way?"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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I brought my mother with me to address the American tax payer that we.. and I have no power to do anything. Were just window dressing and employes of the Corporate State, Thank you..

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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He'll talk some shit and then cut the deal Obama wants and fuck you and me and anybody else who still works.




Wed, 11/28/2012 - 22:37 | Link to Comment ZIRPThis
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I'm sick of these peasants asking me about "economic doom".  Is this bitch beside me rolling her eyes?  She obviously doesn't know the pressure that comes with preaching small govt & living the polar opposite.  Damnit I knew I should've spent more time in the fucking tanning booth this morning

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 23:40 | Link to Comment Tunga
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Bone ahhh!


Thu, 11/29/2012 - 07:42 | Link to Comment Iam Yue2
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A Man Only A Mother Could Love  (so I brought her along with me).

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 07:42 | Link to Comment Iam Yue2
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A Man Only A Mother Could Love  (so I brought her along with me).

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 14:04 | Link to Comment Newsboy
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