Caption Contest: The Market's Most Secret Weapon

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On November 16, and again today, one person boldly went where so many have gone before, and made sure that Nancy Pelosi's alleged SPY calls don't expire worthless, and by uttering a few words widely misinterpreted by the headline scanning, market-making algos both then, and today, preserved all confidence in the centrally-planned monetary policy farce formerly known as "the market." Who is this unmasked crusader against the evils of efficient markets, and for the unquestioned glory of authoritarian Economist PhD's in charge of the Fed's trading desk? This man:

h/t Niall

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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:40 | 3018401 knukles
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He always gets the boner cave in the end?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | 3018054 Cdad
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Market credibility retraces back into negative integer territory...if this guy holds the key to our utopia.   

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | 3018055 PUD
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Which one is the man? The one on the right or in front?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | 3018073 Dr. Richard Head
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I think we have found the legitimate parents of Janet Napolitano. 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:03 | 3018085 Beam Me Up Scotty
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He looks like Elmos' brother.  The one on the right is the puppeteer. Shes got her hand up his ass operating his mouth.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:35 | 3018219 williambanzai7
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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:04 | 3018298 Sweet Chicken
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Why do I keep seeing pictures of Twinkies upside down like this??? No one ever eats one this way! LOL


Still love your work William! :)

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:28 | 3018357 ptoemmes
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If I show you all the others twinkies I have crammed in me I will cry.



Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:37 | 3018387 Wakanda
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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | 3018056 digitlman
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Orange Man!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:17 | 3018166 CrimsonAvenger
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Pull up a picture of an Oompa Loompa and compare it with any pic of Boehner. It's unsettling.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:32 | 3018202 NotApplicable
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Makes Snooki look pale by comparison too.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | 3018059 ZDRuX
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His face looks as red as those communist flags behind him.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:58 | 3018071 Tsar Pointless
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Please take a class in Political Thought and Theory before you post such drivel.

Those clearly are fascist flags.

There IS a difference.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:39 | 3018231 TWSceptic
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I'd say a bit of both.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:57 | 3018061 pods
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It's a bird, it's a plane..........It's Spray on Tan Man!


Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:04 | 3018107 DaveyJones
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able to leap tall principles in a single bound

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:32 | 3018208 NotApplicable
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Don't you mean slither under?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:25 | 3018349 DaveyJones
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touche on the douche

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:57 | 3018063 Nostradamus
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He should stay out of the tanning bed for a while.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:58 | 3018066 Dr. Richard Head
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As Boehner pursed his lips yet again, Gertrude's eye's crossed in passion with anticipation of his high frequency tongue.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:00 | 3018084 VisualCSharp
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She's trying to jam that ass-plug up there so his sphincter pops around it, but it's proving quite difficult. She's trained him well; you can barey notice how much pain he's in (the tongue is your only hint).

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | 3018094 cifo
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Absolutely great! They don't call you "Dr." for no reason.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:06 | 3018067 Shell Game
Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | 3018068 So Close
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The stupidty of the plebs.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | 3018074 El Viejo
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"My Botox injection is upsetting my stomach"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:04 | 3018097 BlueCollaredOne
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Did I somehow get an addon installed on to my browser or does everyone else see an ad for Botox on this comment?

Edit:  It dissappeared, but now others are popping up.  Is my browsers 0wn3d by t3h hackzzors?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:10 | 3018076 TruthInSunshine
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 "What I'd do on recess? Jus' chilled in sunny Ohio & slammed carrot juice, bitchez."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:59 | 3018078 venturen
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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:00 | 3018080 A Man without Q...
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That's a nice tan for November..

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:10 | 3018135 Village Smithy
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I wouldn't trust a guy with that much tan unless he had gnarly old callused hands to go with it. Boner no doubt just came from having his weekly mani/pedi.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:33 | 3018212 NotApplicable
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Just one turkey who refused to get out of the oven last week.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:00 | 3018081 digitlman
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Which one of 'em farted?  They both have that look....

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:01 | 3018088 VisualCSharp
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She did. He's tasting it with his tongue--you know, like a snake.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:01 | 3018089 Rathmullan
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Well, it would be "unpatriotic" to threaten the credit worthiness of the united statists of amerika. But it would be perfectly okay to tax the living shit out of the citizenry.

I thought Harpo was dead.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | 3018090 A Lunatic
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Sorry I'm late but the Choomwagon wouldn't start this morning.........

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | 3018092 fuu
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"I wore a blue tie becuase today we are all Democrats."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:08 | 3018130 DaveyJones
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shouldn't they all wear red, to celebrate the death of accounting

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:02 | 3018093 meatball
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Get your eyes checked, lady.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:03 | 3018095 GolfHatesMe
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Its Nicotine, not tan

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:05 | 3018103 Cyclerider
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Nancy Pelosi's latest plastic surgery turned her into a baggy-eyed boner.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:04 | 3018104 ebworthen
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Boehner:  "Read my lips, or is it my tongue?"

Lady next to him:  "I'm crossing my eyes for good luck, does that count?"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:04 | 3018108 Iam Yue2
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I often wondered what had become of Fleegle.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:07 | 3018109 Orly
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"No, Ms. LaGarde recommended SunBeds to me, actually.  After nine visits, I get the tenth session free."


Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:05 | 3018110 TideFighter
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Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:06 | 3018112 Benjamin Glutton
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"I will hold my breath until I turn purple and the gentle-lady from Inbredsville, Mo. will keep her eyes crossed for the duration of the fiscal cliff negotiations"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:11 | 3018138 Zymurguy
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Hey, I resemble that comment about MO... I mean, uh... damn.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:07 | 3018115 firstdivision
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"Obviously both us and the democrats will make a deal to keep the musical chairs playing, but if you like political rhetoric, then we will freeze the goverment until they agree to our concessions.  Almost forgot, buy the dip bitches!"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:06 | 3018117 q99x2
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"Damn, that one wasn't all gas."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:07 | 3018119 forwardho
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Damm, I've got a fleck of ass skin on my lip

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