Caption Contest: The Market's Most Secret Weapon

On November 16, and again today, one person boldly went where so many have gone before, and made sure that Nancy Pelosi's alleged SPY calls don't expire worthless, and by uttering a few words widely misinterpreted by the headline scanning, market-making algos both then, and today, preserved all confidence in the centrally-planned monetary policy farce formerly known as "the market." Who is this unmasked crusader against the evils of efficient markets, and for the unquestioned glory of authoritarian Economist PhD's in charge of the Fed's trading desk? This man:

h/t Niall

Comments

[waterhorse]

I'm curious as to how you get the pronunciation of "Bayner" out of the way he is spelling his name.  I know some people with that last name and they pronounce it "Boner".

[Ned Zeppelin]

And then I told her, "well, bald face lies do call for powder blue ties. Silly wabbit."

[Rompoculos]

"I'm the carrot, he's the stick"

[Wakanda]

ugly stick

[sasebo]

shithead asshole  --- what else is new?

[goldenbuddha454]

"About that fiscal cliff, can I cry first and just get it out of the way?"

[Money 4 Nothing]

I brought my mother with me to address the American tax payer that we.. and I have no power to do anything. Were just window dressing and employes of the Corporate State, Thank you..

[Moe Howard]

He'll talk some shit and then cut the deal Obama wants and fuck you and me and anybody else who still works.

Caption:

THE FUCKING EYES HAVE IT SUCKERS

[ZIRPThis]

I'm sick of these peasants asking me about "economic doom".  Is this bitch beside me rolling her eyes?  She obviously doesn't know the pressure that comes with preaching small govt & living the polar opposite.  Damnit I knew I should've spent more time in the fucking tanning booth this morning

[Tunga]

Bone ahhh!

[Iam Yue2]

A Man Only A Mother Could Love  (so I brought her along with me).

[Iam Yue2]

A Man Only A Mother Could Love  (so I brought her along with me).

[Newsboy]

PULL STRING TO HEAR TRUTH