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Obama On Extending Tax Cuts - Live Webcast

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In a few minutes - and only a few minutes late - our leader will opine on the topic du jour. While Reid's voice shuddered risk-takers, and Boehner's was perfectly pitched to get the algos juices flowing - we wonder what effect Obama's dulcet tones will have on a now-happy equity market, and if the second-term president is once again merely a catalyst to sell.

 

 

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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:02 | 3017707 Zer0head
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ya

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:03 | 3017713 Dan The Man
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"less money"...that's the theme

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:05 | 3017725 butchee
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Less is more  LOL

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:15 | 3017777 NotApplicable
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"Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So, Let's sing a song of cheer again"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:21 | 3017803 CrockettAlmanac.com
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They used to tell me I was building a dream, and so I followed the mob,

When there was earth to plow, or guns to bear, I was always there right on the job.

They used to tell me I was building a dream, with peace and glory ahead,

Why should I be standing in line, just waiting for bread?

Once I built a railroad, I made it run, made it race against time.

Once I built a railroad; now it's done. Brother, can you spare a dime?

Once I built a tower, up to the sun, brick, and rivet, and lime;

Once I built a tower, now it's done. Brother, can you spare a dime?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:38 | 3017835 TruthInSunshine
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Obamney gives the markets all they want/need/desire to hear, and this is the best that algos can Boehner/Reed up?

Really? WTF.

 

Anywhoo, just go on welfare, bitchez. Everyone's doing it.

Going on Welfare

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:07 | 3017942 boogerbently
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He is one smooth negroe.

What he says sounds logical (vote in what we already agree on) but  that is all he wants, where's HIS concession?

1) Will the increase in revenue be used to pay down deficit, or create new entitlements or augment old ones?

2) STILL no talk about spending cuts.

This is why they won the election, they put on a better show than the GOP.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:32 | 3017994 A82EBA
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BO and his ilk couldn't give a fuck less about whiteys' deficits, debts, profits, and balanced budgets. Their all about retribution, picking the pockets of the oppressors, living for today..for as long as they can. Whitey has not 'had enough' yet.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:23 | 3017804 ACP
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So now he's pushing "My 2k?" The ultimate abandonment of "...ask what you can do for your country." What a fucking turd.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:05 | 3017727 Dan The Man
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Look at the "Yes" ppl around him nodding like the lemmings they are. 

God i hate them all.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:22 | 3017812 American34
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Looks like Obama gave Boehner a bruising.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:53 | 3017892 Ruffcut
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Glad the butt muncher took time out to speak with his busy schedule and all.

All the politicos are fiscal shits.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:02 | 3017709 Cdad
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Ooops..."fair and balanced."  Code for "bend over."

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:08 | 3017737 Levadiakos
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Noun, verb, lie.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:15 | 3017774 Cdad
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Let there be dancing....as absolutely nothing was just announced, again.  Good thing nobody is in a hurry to tackle the $16.3 trillion issue.  

Oh, and since we are here...just a quick question.  What possible solution is there for that number...that doesn't crush the already dead economy?  I'm all ears.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:15 | 3017778 NotApplicable
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War. Lots and lots of war.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:20 | 3017795 a growing concern
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Intergalactic war against the Rothschilds' home planet.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:25 | 3017822 john39
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planet satanasus?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:55 | 3017900 forwardho
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More like Uranus.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:28 | 3017820 BLOTTO
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Queue in 'X-factor' event.

...

Im waiting for one of these to come our way:

-False flag terrorist event - and masses duped again

-MENA war - and masses duped again

-Natural disaster (man made using haarp technology) and masses duped again

-Significant discovery of some kind that of course, 'they' find. Some texts/documents that will change our philosophy about life as we know it. - and masses get duped again.

-The occult orginization NASA will find something significant on Mars or in space that will change our philosophy - and the masses will be DUPED again.

-Contact from aliens by way of the ISS projecting holographic images and masses duped again. You think the floating hunk of shit in space just measures wind and water currents on the earth?

- But the most probable X-factor event???

.

.

.

Something that we havent covered and you cant study for or research it.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:29 | 3017834 NotApplicable
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Yet it has been ingrained within us already via some Hollywood production.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:36 | 3017848 moldygoat
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I think the space alien staged event creates the best business cycle. A war on galactic terror would fire up the government spending and have people volunteering to live in FEMA camps.

Probably recycle mars attacks footage and the masses get DUPED again!!!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:51 | 3017882 LongSoupLine
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A now almost 200 point swing in the DOWsyndrome.

 

Mission accomplishied.  so sick of this fucking shit.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:21 | 3017977 giddy
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...nah...benghazi is the code for bend over... sodomy and betrayal... its how BO rolls...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:02 | 3017710 Dan The Man
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I can see his lips move

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:11 | 3017751 tocointhephrase
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Its a puppet

 

Brian Conley

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:13 | 3017766 the iD
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large lips are a common attribute of....

 

 

 

 

liars.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:42 | 3017857 Moronicgenius
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Uh, Alex, How can you tell when Oblammy is lieing?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:03 | 3017714 Raymond K Hessel
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I am screaming in my head as I'm watching this assclown blather on.

Republicans and Democrats = Urine.

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:11 | 3017753 DaveyJones
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At least urine can be used as fertilizer. They're more like urine in the desert - forced to drink by the stranded citizen and as time goes by, they become more and more toxic 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:24 | 3017816 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Gunpowder Main article: Potassium nitrate

Urine was used before the development of a chemical industry in the manufacture of gunpowder. Urine, a nitrogen source, was used to moisten straw or other organic material, which was kept moist and allowed to rot for several months to over a year. The resulting salts were washed from the heap with water, which was evaporated to allow collection of crude saltpeter crystals, that were usually refined before being used in making gunpowder.[28]

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine#Gunpowder

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:13 | 3017765 john39
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i look at this crap, and logically tell myself, it can't be real...  too pathetic to be real.   this is the truman show or something...   and yet here we are.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:56 | 3018057 Zymurguy
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The two parties are negotiating but neither is offering an agreement with the public.

This is what I HATE about shit like this.  They'll change the tax laws, etc. and we'll be forced by the barrel of a gun to pay more "to save our economy" but where is the reciprocal portion of the contract?  Where is the goals and metric upon which their performance with our money is measured?  What is the penalty to those elected officials who don't meet the goals.?

I've seen it stated that our country's financial problems can be solved in seconds - any sitting elected federal employee is ineligible for re-election if our budget isn't balanced and we run a deficit.  Plain and simple.

Since congress hasn't passed a Constitutionally required budget in years when/how can we start filing suit against the government for this?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:04 | 3017715 surf0766
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All your money are belong to us. 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:06 | 3017732 Raymond K Hessel
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America, you are pwned.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:13 | 3017717 hedgeless_horseman
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You first, Mr. President.

Start with a 50% tax on all bribes campaign contributions.  

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and then make a change.

 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:13 | 3017767 tocointhephrase
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A very powerful statement.

+1

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:23 | 3017805 TWSceptic
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He could start working for free. What's the problem? Jobs worked for $1 /y. BO has made enough with book sales to live.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:27 | 3017818 hedgeless_horseman
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What's the problem?

The problem is that bribing an elected official is not only legal, it is encouraged.

http://www.opensecrets.org/pres12/index.php?ql3

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:33 | 3017842 dracos_ghost
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Alternative caption for the above photo:

"I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:57 | 3017904 pods
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"Who's the president of the US of A?  THIS GUY!"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:47 | 3018030 TruthInSunshine
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+1

I needed that.

 

Good thing I don't have pic posting priviliges, because I would compulsively abuse that shit.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:04 | 3017721 surf0766
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Does that mean everyone did get bush tax cuts? I thought only the rich got tax cuts..

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:17 | 3017786 Harbanger
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That was before the election.  The MSM will spin all day for Obama.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:04 | 3017723 UGrev
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Hey Chief.. how about you just abolish income taxes and then we won't have to worry about buying what we need.. that owrry will now squarely ride on the gov't and actually budgeting something. You know.. do what we do and actually, fucking, make a budget and stick to it. Douche bags...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:22 | 3017810 Beam Me Up Scotty
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If money printing is the answer, then why don't they just print it and use it to fund the government and abolish all taxation??  I'd like to have Dr. Paul Krugman answer that.....

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:28 | 3017823 TWSceptic
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Because the poor and middle class feel better if they can make gov tax the rich. The rich need punishment for .. well being rich. That'll teach them to create wealth and save more than they spend.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:34 | 3017846 UGrev
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His answer would be.. "Uh...to whom can I return the Nobel prize?"

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:07 | 3017731 Yikes
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Annnnd the 2012 campaign continues. 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:07 | 3017733 freedogger
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Why does the press clap?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:08 | 3017735 Zer0head
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why do whores blow

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:08 | 3017738 surf0766
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They are NASA's latest outreach program

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 23:22 | 3019329 Northern Lights
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The press is clapping because off-screen the caterers just rolled out the lunch buffet carts.

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:09 | 3017739 LawsofPhysics
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Keep talking, my shorts thank you.  People still think these guys are "elected".  The banks and financial houses thank you.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017740 BlueCollaredOne
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Whos the fucker who is falling alseep standing up?

Must have smoked a whole lot of hopium

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017755 djsmps
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You'd be asleep too if you had to listen to the word "balanced" 80,000 times.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:59 | 3017921 pods
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I cannot carry a loaded firearm until I no longer hear the phrase "fiscal cliff" tossed around so jubilantly for the plebes.

pods

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017742 Yen Cross
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 Listen up all you indebted college grads. Welcome to perpetual- indentured servitude. You voted for this shit head!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:09 | 3017743 surf0766
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And golfing

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:09 | 3017744 Bay of Pigs
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"Keep movin forward..."

LOL

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:20 | 3017799 DoChenRollingBearing
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Forward, Soviet!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:27 | 3017826 CrockettAlmanac.com
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"Forward!" he cried from the rear,
and the front rank died.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017746 BandGap
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Congress listened tyo the American people? When did that shit happen? And where is your budget Mr. Assclown? This crap is so old.

Cashed out 25% of my portfolio yesterday, more to come later this week.

Time to hunker down, right after having a good holiday with the kids.

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017747 Quinvarius
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No wonder they had to hit gold this AM.  Cripes.  This man has no plans to stop spending at all.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:10 | 3017946 XitSam
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<- I never thought Obama would reduce the deficit.

<- Obama is trying to reduce the deficit.

 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017748 slaughterer
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The day they sign the stop middle class taxes from going up bill, is the day that the ES breaks to new highs for the year.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017749 Raymond K Hessel
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WTF happened to Simpson Bowles?  

Get back in the White House and start making phone calls, meet senators and congressmen, ... and you're pushing hashtags??!!!

If congress won't come over to the Oval Office, get your ass over to Capitol Hill, knock on doors, say "W'sup?, Got a minute?" Get to work, get to work, get to work.

#my2k #usuck

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:20 | 3017796 NotApplicable
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Work? Are you serious?

NONE of this is real. It is nothing more than an orchestrated con-game, designed to anger you.

These people decide NOTHING. They do exactly what they're told, then have to rationalize it on TV.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:30 | 3017827 TruthInSunshine
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Work is for retarded rabble.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:11 | 3017955 divide_by_zero
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He was installed to destroy and remake, not to fix anything.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:11 | 3017750 Zer0head
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tweet it using the hashtag  #my2k  or #mySnapCard

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:14 | 3018149 Captain Kink
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#myheadagainstabrickwall

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:11 | 3017754 I am Jobe
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FORWARD with SOCIALISM. More fucking hopeless change

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017756 Quinvarius
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My250k?  Is that what I need to tweet to him?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:14 | 3017772 Raymond K Hessel
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Brilliant!!  #my250k

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017757 Kreditanstalt
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After listening to this blurb I still have no clear idea what the guy wants...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017760 Kaiser Sousa
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"thank you, and god bless the peasantry....."

Barak O'Conman

 

"grant me control of a nations money and i care not who makes the laws....."

Mayer Rothchilds

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017762 Waterfallsparkles
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Obama on TV tells you that the talks have stalled.  He cannot get the Republicans to go along with his plan.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:13 | 3017764 I am Jobe
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Did he say something or was he swallowing Warren Buffets sperm full blown.

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:21 | 3017802 jeff314
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that job belong to Becky Quick...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:29 | 3017833 Beam Me Up Scotty
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I can't stand that blathering pole smoker.  When the whole house collapses, I hope to watch her starring in her first porn movie.  She'll do it to make rent.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:23 | 3017982 XitSam
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It makes me wonder how many media figures with million dollar salaries have a cabin upstate and a couple rolls of gold eagles.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:25 | 3017986 tsx500
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roger that !  a long time ago i used to think she was hot .... then i started turning up the volume so i could hear her talk .....

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 21:04 | 3019074 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Looks like Becky has been lurking around here. We both got a down arrow.

Becky, you know you want to let your inner porn star out. Show us what you got!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:22 | 3017806 NotApplicable
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Those aren't mutually exclusive, BTW.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:14 | 3017769 The Gooch
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puke

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:14 | 3017771 slaughterer
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Holy fuck, Jan Hatzius has pulled a bulltard on Kostin!!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:14 | 3017773 mayhem_korner
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Where have all the beer summits gone?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:22 | 3017813 NotApplicable
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You'd think they'd be on the increase since they brew their own now at the WH.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:15 | 3017775 A Lunatic
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I finally gave myself a tax cut and quit working for the Ponzi. I don't need you Barry...........

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:15 | 3017776 azzhatter
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I love the huge fucking debate to resolve like 10% of the deficit. Fucking assholes all of them. Especially the chimps on CNBC - Rise above. The breath in that place stinks so bad of cock no one can think

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:16 | 3017779 Quinvarius
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At least his only stated goal now is a tax cut for the middle class.  Seems like he folded on pretty much everything except the one thing the Republicans already agreed on.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:16 | 3017784 Waterfallsparkles
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How about cutting spending instead of raising Taxes.

Start with Obama phones.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:19 | 3017794 Raymond K Hessel
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And then cut defence, education, EPA, and the interior, because FUCK YOU that's why!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:54 | 3017894 azzhatter
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Racist

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:55 | 3017901 blunderdog
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Even better: they could stop providing free sugar and half-and-half at the Capitol's coffee urn.  That'll help loads.

Those guys all make good money--they can buy their own coffee.  That's gotta be like hundreds of dollars a year!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:17 | 3017785 PianoRacer
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Man, with that score at the end when he was leaving - it even SOUNDS like a circus!

 

Next thing you know we'll see the introduction of the 2013 Bringing Rations and Essential Ameneties to the Downtrodden Act...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:20 | 3017800 DeadFinks
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You missed the part where all of the people on the screen got out of the same clown car.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:18 | 3017787 Yen Cross
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 Did anyone at all, get any new or definitive information from that fiscal cliff infomercial?  XAU is down $27! WTF?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:17 | 3017789 Dre4dwolf
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I have the solution, we can tax other countries instead of our own citizens.

We have big space cannons, we can enforce Taxes on any country we want, I mean if the world is gona hate us forever, might as well give them a reason to, am I right?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:18 | 3017791 ebworthen
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I lost count of how many times he said "We need to do this...rrright nnnow".

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:33 | 3017843 inevitablecollapse
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for some reason, i was hearing right meow

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:21 | 3017792 Zer0head
Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:31 | 3017836 Ballin D
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Haha the same woman has fucked it up three times already.  The best part is her profile summary: 

Wife,Mother,Grandma. 60 and love-it! Tired of Gov. insulting my intelligence!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:19 | 3017793 the iD
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#MY16TRILLION

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:21 | 3017801 DavidC
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How long can this madness go on for?

DavidC

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:31 | 3017838 Quinvarius
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Until DOW 20k.  Maybe longer.  There is nothing but hyperinflation helper on the menu for the next ten years.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:10 | 3017945 Village Smithy
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That is really the only question that interests me. We all know that the only demand being created in this economy is being created by Fed/State borrowing and Fed printing. This will continue because the consensus is that the U.S. is the only game in town so bond buyers/holders are tolerating it. At some point an alternative to the incredibly over-rated, overvalued UST will appear and then look out below. But what is that alternative and when will it appear? Does one even exist? Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat wondering if Bernanke actually has it right. Fuck that would piss me off.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:48 | 3018033 Blankenstein
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Bernanke right ....   ha ha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmqvibv4UU

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:21 | 3017807 sbenard
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The Charlatan in Chief! All bow in abeyance!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:22 | 3017809 Waterfallsparkles
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I doubt they come to a deal until after the 1st of the year.  They want to avoid People Selling the Market off because of the Capital Gaines Tax.  They will raise it retro activly after you did not Sell to capture the Gain before the Tax Increase.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:27 | 3017825 Quinvarius
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They already have a deal.  I promise you this is all theater while GS buys up the market.  Here are the details:  Debt limit will be raised.  No Tax raises.  Obamaphone programs will be cut.  Overall spending will rise.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:32 | 3017839 Beam Me Up Scotty
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"Obamaphone programs will be cut"

You are a comedian, LOL!!!!  ROFLMAO!!!!   BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:15 | 3017969 divide_by_zero
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Obamacare already puts a 3% tax on capital gains, forst of the year, but they will go for more.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:26 | 3017824 I am Jobe
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Amerikan politicians have no idea how to solve anything. Blame the inbred fucks. Sorry state of affairs.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:28 | 3017830 SheepDog-One
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How anyone actually believes any of these assholes holds some 'magical cure' to complete bankruptcy I'll never ever understand. 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:28 | 3017831 Winston Churchill
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Egan Jones in 3-2-1.

CCC+ ,one notch above Greece.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:30 | 3017832 Zer0head
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LOL

 

Mittens to here http://www.solameregroup.com/    run by his kid and which owns a voting machine company

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:33 | 3017841 fuu
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Shit I missed it, was the TOTUS is good form?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:35 | 3017847 SheepDog-One
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Hey dont worry! Santa Claus is coming to town! YAY!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:55 | 3017899 azzhatter
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Barack O'Claus

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:37 | 3017851 Grand Supercycle
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RALLY WARNING

Massive SPX buy support returns, causing short covering spikes.

Substantial USD selling returns too - which supports stocks.

http://trader618.com
http://tinyurl.com/ZH-Forum

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:55 | 3017902 SheepDog-One
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Thanks for the tip, I'll definitely go short then.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:39 | 3017852 Boilermaker
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Look at the CONFIRMATION from the market....

OMFG...this is it.  I'm f'ing saved.

+200 DOW would be pure validation for 401(k) Joe.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:39 | 3017853 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Why you want to be in Congress:

SPY 140.5 Nov 30 puts:

Reid/Boner buy.  Reid speaks.  Puts +40%

SPY 140.5 Nov 30 calls:

Reid/ Boner buy.  Boner speaks.  Calls +300%

Nice.

 

 

 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:44 | 3017864 Yen Cross
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We have just under 200 point swing on DOW, over absolutely nothing! Just scared shitless under performing fund managers chasing yield, to save their worthless asses.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:02 | 3017928 ShrNfr
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Chase! Chase! I need somebody to sell this shit to.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:49 | 3017871 walcott
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Solve the fiscal cliff and give every American a 250k check from buffets bank account tax free. A one time My 250k deal. And start over. Then get the hell out of the middle east. Stop baby sitting those morons. Give them a choice, an implant liquidation chip for free cooking oil or a fresh baked bread helmet. And drone any water baby inbreed leader who even thinks about taking the oil.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:07 | 3017940 ShrNfr
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Ooooh. The Carney says: "Nobody in their right mind would want the debt battle again." Jackass has not figured out that soon nobody will want our toilet paper either.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:13 | 3017962 uno
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with text - voice technology, can't the teleprompter deliver the message without O there lipsynching.  O could stay in the choom wagon.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:18 | 3017974 eaglerock
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Let's see how analysts call this....tinsel on the tree, SELL.  No tinsel, BUY

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:30 | 3017992 bugs_
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end Obama's tax cuts for the wealthiest among us (rofl)

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:39 | 3018011 orangedrinkandchips
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OBAMA: Do I look like a mother fucking role model? to a kid looking up to me, LIFE AINT NOTHING BUT BITCHES AND MONEY.....(repeat if necessary for emphasis).

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:57 | 3018205 Chaos_Theory
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Just finished reading CNN's take...funny how the official state-run media play this:

1.  They still toss out the Obama proposals as a "measured approach" and even more la-la-land, as a "solution" to this nation's chronic deficits AND debt (luckily for them Americants don't know dem math good) ------not sayin' the GOP offer anything that would help either

2.  Quotes from "ordinary Americans" demanding their taxes stay the same, but someone else pay more

Combine the two sentiments?  We're f-cked.  Yea yea yea, bankers in jail, end MIC/forever war, end the FED and all the other stuff too.  But still, when people think all this theatre will do diddly to the debt, much less the deficits, and have no shame in demanding they pay not a nickle more but the "rich" carry the tab for healthcare, funding .gov...not much reason to see any solution other than Mad Max as inevitable. I just hope it happens when I'm young enough to enjoy it with a proper mohawk and not a comb-over!

And my wife still doesn't believe in my monthly purchases of ammo, preparedness foods and water storage/filtration thanks to the state-run media memes. 

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 16:19 | 3018328 LFMayor
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You could always trade that nag off for a sweet 4a plate carrier vest and a FLIR weapon sight.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:46 | 3018247 toomanyfakecons...
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Note to Federal Marshalls and certain patriots in the U.S. military: Throw the Golfer-in-Chief in the slammer... http://tinyurl.com/cd5cyjo/

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 17:26 | 3018534 Fix It Again Timmy
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Send in the T-Mobile girl to kick some serious ass.  Remember when she was wearing those pink, frilly dresses and acting like a ditz; now she's a badass biker who can walk through brick walls. 

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