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Obama On Extending Tax Cuts - Live Webcast

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In a few minutes - and only a few minutes late - our leader will opine on the topic du jour. While Reid's voice shuddered risk-takers, and Boehner's was perfectly pitched to get the algos juices flowing - we wonder what effect Obama's dulcet tones will have on a now-happy equity market, and if the second-term president is once again merely a catalyst to sell.


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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:08 | 3017735 Zer0head
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why do whores blow

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:08 | 3017738 surf0766
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They are NASA's latest outreach program

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 23:22 | 3019329 Northern Lights
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The press is clapping because off-screen the caterers just rolled out the lunch buffet carts.


Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:09 | 3017739 LawsofPhysics
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Keep talking, my shorts thank you.  People still think these guys are "elected".  The banks and financial houses thank you.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017740 BlueCollaredOne
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Whos the fucker who is falling alseep standing up?

Must have smoked a whole lot of hopium

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017755 djsmps
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You'd be asleep too if you had to listen to the word "balanced" 80,000 times.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:59 | 3017921 pods
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I cannot carry a loaded firearm until I no longer hear the phrase "fiscal cliff" tossed around so jubilantly for the plebes.


Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017742 Yen Cross
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 Listen up all you indebted college grads. Welcome to perpetual- indentured servitude. You voted for this shit head!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:09 | 3017743 surf0766
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And golfing

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:09 | 3017744 Bay of Pigs
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"Keep movin forward..."



Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:20 | 3017799 DoChenRollingBearing
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Forward, Soviet!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:27 | 3017826 CrockettAlmanac.com
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"Forward!" he cried from the rear,
and the front rank died.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017746 BandGap
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Congress listened tyo the American people? When did that shit happen? And where is your budget Mr. Assclown? This crap is so old.

Cashed out 25% of my portfolio yesterday, more to come later this week.

Time to hunker down, right after having a good holiday with the kids.


Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017747 Quinvarius
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No wonder they had to hit gold this AM.  Cripes.  This man has no plans to stop spending at all.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:10 | 3017946 XitSam
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<- I never thought Obama would reduce the deficit.

<- Obama is trying to reduce the deficit.



Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017748 slaughterer
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The day they sign the stop middle class taxes from going up bill, is the day that the ES breaks to new highs for the year.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:10 | 3017749 Raymond K Hessel
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WTF happened to Simpson Bowles?  

Get back in the White House and start making phone calls, meet senators and congressmen, ... and you're pushing hashtags??!!!

If congress won't come over to the Oval Office, get your ass over to Capitol Hill, knock on doors, say "W'sup?, Got a minute?" Get to work, get to work, get to work.

#my2k #usuck

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:20 | 3017796 NotApplicable
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Work? Are you serious?

NONE of this is real. It is nothing more than an orchestrated con-game, designed to anger you.

These people decide NOTHING. They do exactly what they're told, then have to rationalize it on TV.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:30 | 3017827 TruthInSunshine
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Work is for retarded rabble.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:11 | 3017955 divide_by_zero
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He was installed to destroy and remake, not to fix anything.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:11 | 3017750 Zer0head
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tweet it using the hashtag  #my2k  or #mySnapCard

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 15:14 | 3018149 Captain Kink
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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:11 | 3017754 I am Jobe
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FORWARD with SOCIALISM. More fucking hopeless change

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017756 Quinvarius
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My250k?  Is that what I need to tweet to him?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:14 | 3017772 Raymond K Hessel
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Brilliant!!  #my250k

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017757 Kreditanstalt
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After listening to this blurb I still have no clear idea what the guy wants...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017760 Kaiser Sousa
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"thank you, and god bless the peasantry....."

Barak O'Conman


"grant me control of a nations money and i care not who makes the laws....."

Mayer Rothchilds

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:12 | 3017762 Waterfallsparkles
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Obama on TV tells you that the talks have stalled.  He cannot get the Republicans to go along with his plan.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:13 | 3017764 I am Jobe
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Did he say something or was he swallowing Warren Buffets sperm full blown.


Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:21 | 3017802 jeff314
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that job belong to Becky Quick...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:29 | 3017833 Beam Me Up Scotty
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I can't stand that blathering pole smoker.  When the whole house collapses, I hope to watch her starring in her first porn movie.  She'll do it to make rent.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:23 | 3017982 XitSam
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It makes me wonder how many media figures with million dollar salaries have a cabin upstate and a couple rolls of gold eagles.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 14:25 | 3017986 tsx500
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roger that !  a long time ago i used to think she was hot .... then i started turning up the volume so i could hear her talk .....

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 21:04 | 3019074 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Looks like Becky has been lurking around here. We both got a down arrow.

Becky, you know you want to let your inner porn star out. Show us what you got!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:22 | 3017806 NotApplicable
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Those aren't mutually exclusive, BTW.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:14 | 3017769 The Gooch
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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:14 | 3017771 slaughterer
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Holy fuck, Jan Hatzius has pulled a bulltard on Kostin!!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:14 | 3017773 mayhem_korner
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Where have all the beer summits gone?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:22 | 3017813 NotApplicable
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You'd think they'd be on the increase since they brew their own now at the WH.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:15 | 3017775 A Lunatic
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I finally gave myself a tax cut and quit working for the Ponzi. I don't need you Barry...........

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:15 | 3017776 azzhatter
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I love the huge fucking debate to resolve like 10% of the deficit. Fucking assholes all of them. Especially the chimps on CNBC - Rise above. The breath in that place stinks so bad of cock no one can think

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:16 | 3017779 Quinvarius
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At least his only stated goal now is a tax cut for the middle class.  Seems like he folded on pretty much everything except the one thing the Republicans already agreed on.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:16 | 3017784 Waterfallsparkles
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How about cutting spending instead of raising Taxes.

Start with Obama phones.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:19 | 3017794 Raymond K Hessel
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And then cut defence, education, EPA, and the interior, because FUCK YOU that's why!!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:54 | 3017894 azzhatter
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Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:55 | 3017901 blunderdog
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Even better: they could stop providing free sugar and half-and-half at the Capitol's coffee urn.  That'll help loads.

Those guys all make good money--they can buy their own coffee.  That's gotta be like hundreds of dollars a year!

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:17 | 3017785 PianoRacer
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Man, with that score at the end when he was leaving - it even SOUNDS like a circus!


Next thing you know we'll see the introduction of the 2013 Bringing Rations and Essential Ameneties to the Downtrodden Act...

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:20 | 3017800 DeadFinks
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You missed the part where all of the people on the screen got out of the same clown car.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:18 | 3017787 Yen Cross
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 Did anyone at all, get any new or definitive information from that fiscal cliff infomercial?  XAU is down $27! WTF?

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:17 | 3017789 Dre4dwolf
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I have the solution, we can tax other countries instead of our own citizens.

We have big space cannons, we can enforce Taxes on any country we want, I mean if the world is gona hate us forever, might as well give them a reason to, am I right?

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