Cashin Catches Juncker In Rare Truth-Telling Act, Confirming Everything Is A Lie

Tyler Durden's picture

Europe's Jean-Claude Juncker is best known for being the pathological liar head of the Eurozone. And who can possibly forget his immortal line, which he uttered after getting caught with a bold faced lie about the stability of the failed European project, that "when it get serious, you have to lie", which he later explained with the even more insane, "My main concern is to protect people from detriment. That's why I feel practically compelled to make sure that no dangerous rumors begin to circulate. I'm certainly not going to go to confession because of a false denial. God understands more about the financial markets than many who write about them." Well, for once it is Juncker who made the horrible mistake of actually telling the truth. And none other than the Chairman of the Fermentation Committee Art Cashin was there to memorialize it:

From UBS:

One Sentence Perfectly Describes The Quandary On Three Continents – The ultimate award for candor and honesty must go to Jean-Claude Junker (Prime Minister of Luxembourg) who apparently said – "We all know what to do, we just don't know how to get re-elected after we have done it." That say's it all.

For once we applaud Juncker's honesty because in one short sentence that would even fit in a Tweet he has explained pretty much everything those who believe anything they are told by the sinking status quo should know.

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youngman's picture

So why are we investing on what they say?????

BoNeSxxx's picture

Copy-And-Paste Junk's comment into the thought bubble of every politician since ancient Rome...

Nothing new here... well, except for a pinch of honesty.  

BaBaBouy's picture

With A Name Like That, Whats To Expect ???

Elitista Corrupt TRASH...

Oh regional Indian's picture

Hmmmm, what about expectations with a name like CASH-In?

CClarity's picture

Self promulgation is now what leadership in government has become.  Making monarchy looking better since democracy and federalism have been forsaken for career pols.

Harlequin001's picture

In the land of the rising sun these same fuckers made young boys fly fighter planes packed with explosives into American aircraft carriers, for the cause.

These fuckers can't even give up their day jobs...

Sauk Leader's picture

"We all know what to do, we just don't know how to get re-elected OR NOT GET ASSASSINATED after we have done it."

BLOTTO's picture



History = repeating


New = nothing


dwdollar's picture

Because there's a lot of really dumb money out there thanks to failed policies... and it isn't retail.

Cursive's picture

If there was ever a a better argument for Anarchy....

pods's picture

I don't mind an evil bastard once in a while.  Life is like that.
What I do mind are the ones who believe they are actually helping humanity and their cause is so just that the ends do justify the means.

Open and honest discussion, we are all adults.

But no, we all have to go around pretending that our system is functional, and that it is the poor lazy assed Greeks who are causing the problem.

When in reality, the system is functioning EXACTLY how it is supposed to, but when a fractional reserve banking system spans many countries, a whole country will go pop, instead of an individual.

Fucking bankers with their monopoly money, no wonder Jesus tossed their asses out of the temple.

I would disembowel Junker, and feel no need to go to confession.


metastar's picture

Disembowel Junker??
Now that could be considered doing god's work!

vinayjha's picture

Reality of Euro its worth 0 the way they keep kicking can down the road.

IridiumRebel's picture

Cut the feed....cut the feed!!!!!!!!

Eireann go Brach's picture

Just maybe Obama will come out today too and admit he was born in a hut in Kenya!

LongSoupLine's picture

fuck yeah!  Rome is fucking burning.'s picture

Poor Mr. Juncker probably going to have an "accident" in the very near future

slaughterer's picture

Christine got him with her strap-on a few nights back.  

Juncker will not be chairing anything for a while.  

BadKiTTy's picture

....but.....maybe...... it is now "serious" and he is lying! 

So perhaps the truth is that they DONT know what to do! 


Cruel Aid's picture

Doesn't he really say that the voters don't want to hear the truth.

asteroids's picture

The one thing that Juncker and other sociopaths can't see is that they can't deny the mathematics and they can't stop the clock. Both will catch up to them. Unfortunately, not soon enough.

wardawg12's picture

Which would you prefer Herr Juncker? Reelection or hanging from a lamppost?

Dugald's picture

Hung drawn and quartered.....

Big Corked Boots's picture

See, Americans are smarter than Europeons. Our polititians have the reelection thing perfected - they just pay out more and more of other people's money (or print it) to buy the votes.

The Fonz...before shark jump's picture

That statement alone is enough to string up every politician alive today...while these lesser human beings are concerned about their careers and legacy the rest of us pay...our children pay....the nano second a baby leaves the is burdened with debt it has to pay off...

Anasteus's picture

He really said that??


Frankly, struggling for being reelected and thrown again to this mess is almost equal to suicide. Being in his place I would try to escape as soon as possible. The puppets like him are still convinced the status quo can be preserved forever. Idiots!

Tsar Pointless's picture

Wow. Now maybe - just maybe - one of the Bush presidents will come out today and finally admit that they are indeed German nationals and Nazi supporters after all.

Dr. Engali's picture

They must not have Deibold voting machines yet.

Mercury's picture

...therefore we won't do what is best for those whose interests we represent but instead what best serves our own self interests.

[The players exit stage left for yet another fancy free lunch.] (flourish)

Quintus's picture

Junker made that statement years ago. Why only reporting it now?

Mercury's picture

Just think how many Ron Paul quotes will similarly resurface and circulate several years hence.

TahoeBilly2012's picture

You cannot make this stuff up! Maybe Rome is actually on fire.

ArkansasAngie's picture

Ain't that some horse manure

oddjob's picture

When did Cashin get a conscience?......looking to old whithered raisins from Wall Street to clarify truth from doublespeak is lunacy.

kliguy38's picture

they were out of ice at the hotel last nite

Peter Pan's picture

We will all eventually go from being Eurosceptics to Euroseptics.

Inthemix96's picture

The day this fucker is hanging from either a tree, or a lampost cannot come soon enough.

The constant bullshit spewed forth from second rate car salesmen like junker is testament to why the whole world is fucked.  They are so corrupt, so bent to the tune of money, so immorally disfigured by greed and sense of self-worth, and pathelogically addicted to POWER, is now being understood by more and more folk each and every day.

They will pay a price that is long overdue.  They treat the average joe from all countries as a way to further their nefarious agenda and expect us to believe it??  The worm is turning ZHers.  The day is not to long when we will read the morning papers and folks like this despicable man will be plastered all over them.

Hanging from a tree, or perhaps, a lampost.

ak_khanna's picture

People like Jean-Claude should be flogged in public and the live coverage should be shown live all over the world. 

How dare such a high ranking person speak plain and honest truth..... 

The first thing that you are supposed to do when you join the government at any level is take out everything like honesty and integrity from within your and stuff yourself with contributions from powerful individuals and institutions so that you think, speak and act only what is told to you by them.

mvsjcl's picture

"We all know what to do, we just don't know how to avoid getting assassinated by the banker class after we have done it."

Dugald's picture

"We all know what to do, we just don't know how to avoid getting assassinated by the banker class after we have done it."


Ain't it de troot.......

BlackholeDivestment's picture Hell with that banker bastard and the political whore.

drivenZ's picture

"We all know what to do"


eh, not sure I believe that. 

buzzsaw99's picture

This too is a lie. He only knows what the maggots want him to do. Getting re-elected after he does it is his problem alone because the maggots will own his replacement too.

Falkor's picture

Come on dude.. this statement is as old as hills!

Montezuma's picture

This why you need limits on how long you can "serve" your nation or district. American politicians are corrupt because you cant get elected without big donor money. European politicians are mainly corrupt because they need to keep up the lies they have told the people and the people would vote them out soooo fast.

If we want to look whats wrong with EU countries spending, we only need to take a look at EU, its a dream build by bureaucrats and the spending is obscene. As a good friend of mine who works for a MEP said: "People would go ape shit if they knew, how much money is just thrown around for wages and projects that go nowhere".

Dictatorship would be cheaper, just need a good constitution to reign the ruler in..



Thisson's picture

"Let us start our Republic with a chain of drug stores, a chain of grocery stores, a chain of gas chambers, and a national game. After that we can write our Constitution." - The Seventh Book of Bokonon

zendome's picture

Selfish pricks, putting their own career ahead of Nation and oath of office.  Why is this not cause for termination/recall?

smacker's picture

For once, Claude Junkett tells the truth! Hooray :-)

Perhaps he can be tempted into telling another truth, which is that he and his cronies in Brussels -- the Barrelosos and Garden Gnomes of this world, like Rompuy -- have nothing but contempt for "the markets".

Introducing a pan-European Financial Transaction Tax (ie Tobin tax) is but one example of the retribution they plan to take against the free markets for being forced to actually make an effort to sort out the shambolic Eurozone nonsense.