Cliff-On; Risk-Off

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Headline GDP better than expected (but ugly underneath); claims weak (moar QE); pending home sales (beat - confirmation bias). All is well, right? Stocks surged up to their highs of the day and Pisani proclaimed a deal is close (apparently). And then, one politician uttered those terrifying words:


and stocks dive almost instantaneously on large volume (even as most clueless algos google the name and most get hits of a certain 1980s rock band)... happy trading until 1130ET when Boehner will host a press conference.



Retesting back up to VWAP now as we all await Boehner's speech at 1130ET

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Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:24 | 3020416 muppet_master
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ADD to SHORT @ spx 1415

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:26 | 3020436 muppet_master
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added to spx 1403

black friday shorts...RODE since then...was thinking about covering yesterday when spx @ 1385....but didn't, that's ok...i didn't know boehner was about to speak, until HOURS after he spoke...LOL !!! that's ok... that's what happens when you enjoy life, = you don't watch casino every second, or hour.

next week spx sub 1350 = cover then !!! OR IF your stupid cover now = AT THE TOP OF THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE !!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:35 | 3020471 flacon
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Technical signals point to this move as the top - especially if we end today lower than the close. That would set us up for some downside action tomorrow and next week. Gravestone doji's, shooting stars, up to 50 dma, overbought conditions... everything technical is pointing lower from here. But who knows - the market is rigged.....$INDU&p=D&yr=0&mn=3&dy=0&id=p44589035528

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:36 | 3020485 Cognitive Dissonance
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As we have often seen over the last few years neither technicals nor fundamentals matter until and unless "the hand" wants them to matter.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:36 | 3020487 redpill
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Seek medical attention if you experience a Boehner for more than 4 hours.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:49 | 3020534 Boris Alatovkrap
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Circle Jerk of Irrational Exuberance

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:50 | 3020541 1fortheroad
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So, your out of the money now and you blame it on a DEAD CAT BOUNCE??



Crazy Rabbit

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:41 | 3020718 asteroids
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This is not a healthy market. Although I would love to short it, I'm staying in cash.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:02 | 3020498 dracos_ghost
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It doesn't matter who "boehners" it. These fuckers on both sides are already going to raise the debt ceiling, so what is the point of these "fiscal cliff" talks other than goose Twitter throughput and provide fodder for the algos.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:39 | 3020476 TruthInSunshine
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Dirty Muppet Laundry



"Stocks" get their misdirection from the daily empty muse
Just give 'em something, something they can use
HFT-algobots love it when Muppets lose,
They love Reid-Boehner-Zedbama laundry


Limp Reid 'em when they're up
Boehner 'em when they're down
Limp Reid 'em when they're up
Boehner 'em when they're down
Then Zedbama them all around

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:59 | 3020573 Anasteus
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'to zedbama' is a synonym for 'to corzine'?

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:24 | 3020419 Cognitive Dissonance
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How does one treat for whiplash?

<Stay out of the market greater fool.>

<< (Except [of course] if you're a professional. /sarc)>>

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:23 | 3020420 DavidC
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Yeah but still over 1400/13,000...


Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:23 | 3020421 Calidreaming
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Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:28 | 3020443 Punct
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If this would happen, and there's a likely possibility that it will, the fall will be even bigger.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:37 | 3020494 flacon
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No deal until January. USA downgraded by Fitch in January. Market crashes and Obama can instute his new changes to the Constitution. 

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:51 | 3020542 TruthInSunshine
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Does he get to pack the Supreme Court with 12 "Justice-y" people and declare a 3rd term, too?

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:30 | 3020455 SheepDog-One
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Depends...the Zionist Jew FED owners may just as likely have the script written for another market crash churn and burn time...we mere goyim dont know.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:37 | 3020492 the not so migh...
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We know how the play acts out, ceiling raised, US downgraded into the sewer, mass rally.



Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:55 | 3020556 SMG
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The owners of the Fed are Luciferian and not Jewish.  It's important the right people and their system get the blame when the torches and pitchforks come out into the streets.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:09 | 3020604 pods
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How about we just call them fractional reserve bankers?

Then everybody can hate them.


Thu, 11/29/2012 - 13:11 | 3020884 SheepDog-One
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Fairy tales arent real and 'lucifer' doesnt exist. Theyre Jews.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:23 | 3020422 Bay of Pigs
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Time for another Boehner...

Some Morning Wood on the way.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:29 | 3020451 Cognitive Dissonance
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Already had mine, but thanks for caring. :)

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:34 | 3020477 azzhatter
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Me too, more like Pine than oak

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:44 | 3020517 Cognitive Dissonance
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If I was being honest (which I am not) it would be more like a weeping willow. :)

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:23 | 3020423 slaughterer
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That's what Van Hollen says. But what does David Lee Roth say about the deal?

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:25 | 3020430 HyperLazy
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Might as well Jump...

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:32 | 3020465 slaughterer
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Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:31 | 3020457 blunderdog
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5150, baybee.


"Congress got a plan, man.  Ain't funny what they're doing with our money, but the deals are burnin like the wheels are turnin and next year's gonna a fine time for a mind like mine."


Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:32 | 3020469 otto skorzeny
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5150 was Van Hagar-no relation to the other

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:41 | 3020508 blunderdog
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5150 is the police code for mentally ill folks in California...there's a very telling hint in the album title.

(I do understand he's over all that stuff these days.)

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:09 | 3020545 TruthInSunshine
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What about OU812, then?

Or The Mind Is A Terrible Thing to Taste?!!! [okay, it's Ministry, but still...]


"There have been spontaneous demonstrations by party workers, voicing gratitude and joy," and "The system will eat itself" bitchez.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:11 | 3020614 fuu
Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:22 | 3020650 TruthInSunshine
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Fugazi'd markets?

Fugazi - Waiting Room
Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:14 | 3020626 blunderdog
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I was always more amused by The Revolting Cocks.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:31 | 3020461 icanhasbailout
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David Lee Roth is willing to make the deal in Washington Square Park

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:33 | 3020473 otto skorzeny
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DLR is jewish-so he is privvy to Wall St insider news

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:36 | 3020489 TheEmperor
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'Runnin' with the Devil?'

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:23 | 3020424's picture

Gotta love Howie Mandel

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:24 | 3020426 Dr. Richard Head
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That's OK, Obama will be in Oahu when I am.  I will see if I can meet and talk with him about just crashing this whole system and getting the reset started. 

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:27 | 3020439 SheepDog-One
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He only takes orders and follows the plans of his Jew puppeteers.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:25 | 3020427 LongSoupLine
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fuck you pisani you sell side fuckstick asstoy!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:34 | 3020479 otto skorzeny
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I hate that MFer more than anyone on that channel- and that is saying something

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:51 | 3020543 Squid Vicious
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Pissonme is gayer than a 3 dollar bill, and his wife doesn't even know

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:36 | 3020484 azzhatter
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Not your favorite? Pisani is living proof that any asswipe can get a job at CNBS

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:08 | 3020599 optimator
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Well, they had to have at least one minority guy on the show.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:38 | 3020696 TruthInSunshine
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Bob Pissonme, the literal, textbook definition of "washout" & the Andrea Gail of real estate develoment

If Pisani and Ron Insana opened a fund, that'd be epic (epic failure to the nth power)

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:25 | 3020429 VonManstein
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its all so stupid

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 11:26 | 3020432 Nid
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3Q GDP revision of 2.7 was beter than last, but worse than the expected 2.8%

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