Will Boehner Crash The Party? - Live Webcast

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More platitudes is what we would expect. More boiler-plate 'working hard', 'looking for compromise', 'rising above' rhetoric when deep down inside we all know the two parties are as far apart as ever. What will matter as Speaker Boehner talks - live webcast below - is how the algos inspect the flashing red headlines. Then, and only then, can us mere humans know what to think. Equities are limping back higher in anticipation after rising on macro data and falling on Van Hollen's comments.


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Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:24 | 3020660 Cdad
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Ridiculous!  This is what it has come to thanks to central planners.  

Remember when the market traded on fundamentals, things like profits [fwd]?  Good times, those were.

Thank you for this wasteland, Mr. Bernanke, which you have prepared for all of us.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:27 | 3020673 slaughterer
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<<-- short into Boehner event

<<-- long into Boehner event

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:28 | 3020677 vast-dom
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flip a coin. a tungsten coin.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:32 | 3020688 Boris Alatovkrap
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Even is reputable dealers showing tungsten coin is have cheap imitation alloy.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:36 | 3020706 flacon
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He's going to disappoint those holding bets against those holding puts of UVXY.


(in other words... no one but the computers know)

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:44 | 3020713 vast-dom
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going vaginal = CRASH

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:46 | 3020745 CClarity
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Party Pooper!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:51 | 3020764 vast-dom
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Now the pump up. Like i said, flip a coin! The status quo must die as they just keep buying in no taste pottery barn clahhssyy tiffany's...

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:51 | 3020773 flacon
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Buy the fucking dip! 

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:31 | 3020681 Boris Alatovkrap
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What is point of Boehner if is get short? Boehner is always longer from induced vascular dilation, no?!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:49 | 3020759 The trend is yo...
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Can he say one meaningful thing?

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:57 | 3020817 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is suffer from anemic pale complexion - where is get fantastic tan!? Maybe is explain fits for unmanly crying?

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 13:38 | 3021021 blunderdog
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Thu, 11/29/2012 - 15:50 | 3021586 SILVERGEDDON

 " My ego and my small dick syndrome stroking is worth crashing and burning the world economy just to get my way or the highway, Mister President. And don't you forget it. "

My prediction ? Republican Party is extinct in a years time with this retard as front man. Jesus, even Mittens is less of a little hard on wearing the big boy pants.

And, no, I am not a Bammie fan either. Fuck ' em all. Politicians, and the rest of the control freaks. Have a bar b q, invite them, and let God sort out what happens to them.

The Devil loves his own. 

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:33 | 3020682 spastic_colon
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no disrepsect to retarded people....but this is retarded.


Nice jack daniels and marlboro skin tone too mr. boner.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:33 | 3020690 Silver Bug
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Let's face the facts. We know they are going to put on a Drama, but in the end we all know the debt ceiling is going to be raised. QE to infinity is here to stay.



Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:37 | 3020694 Monedas
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Zionists and mean spirited Republicans are responsible for all the evil in all the times .... everyone else is the mother's milk of human kindness and all that Socialist enlightenment promises !    Sarc :   You decide !  We's the niggahs now ! We's also the retarded Mongolian Idiots !

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:42 | 3020720 Monedas
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Bonus News Flash:  Turkey will not give up gold for oil ! Greece will not give it's gold to Germany ! 

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 13:07 | 3020869 Urban Redneck
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Is Greece's gold stored in the same NY "lock box" that Germany's gold is stored in?

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:39 | 3020709 HelluvaEngineer
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No, frankly I don't remember. 

At this point I'll never get back to even, so I'll probably cash in my chips soon.  When I leave this market, I'm never coming back...in my lifetime.  Unless a bunch of people go to jail and we know that's never going to happen.  I doubt I'm the only person in my age group that feels the same.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:46 | 3020741 caimen garou
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I don't know your age group but I am 53 and just cashed my chips except fo one silver minner that I will cash soon. I will take a tax hit this year but thats it, no more for me. That BS about money on the sidelines is BS! Most of that money is being used to pay down personal debt and survive. we have been sold out!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 13:03 | 3020848 Cortez
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I've been paying down debt like a maniac instead of chasing illusory gains in the market.  I contribute to 401k only to amount matched by employer and choose conservative funds.  I would rather put extra cash into a rental property before I give it to the Gaming Industry - errrrrr - Financial Industry. 

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 13:05 | 3020858 dbTX
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I've already done it, completely out. I'm liking stuff I can touch and is shiney.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 13:05 | 3020860 Renewable Life
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Your not alone, I'm out over the next two months (tax purposes) and that's it for me too, never going back in!

And on the subject of Boehner, he literally looks dumber by the day! I said it yesterday and I'll say it today, the GOP is drowning in their own vomit!! No one trusts them to be who they said they were! We all know Obama will be having a nice steak lunch with Mittens today, reminiscing about the last 8 months of campaigning, with not a worry in the world!!!

Here's the deal Boehner, you sorry excuse for a man, you can either bend over and give the big O what he wants today, or you crawl back to him after you fall down the cliff, getting your ass kicked all the way down, OR you can grow a pair, sit down with Ron Paul, and wake the fuck up, and wage war against this system, and save your party and your pride!

I think everyone knows which it will be, so bend over, pucker up and get it over with, fuck this silly drama!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 13:30 | 3020992 sgt_doom
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By "central planners" you no doubt refer to the private banksters and their front office, the Fed?

The really gruesome item is that moronic super-losers like Boehner, who washed out of US Navy basic training (much the same way Geo. W. Bush washed out of USAF basic training --- but why are people still ignorant of that????)! ! !

Next, some old fool who bombed his own aircraft carrier, and couldn't even last 24 hours in combat before he was shot down and captured, and was unqualified for the Naval Academy, but his admiral daddy pulled strings to get him in, will run for the presidency?

Oopsy, already happened . ...

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:25 | 3020661 dracos_ghost
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"Speaker.gov. We are currently off the air."

How true, How true.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:28 | 3020678 HyperLazy
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I am shivering in anticipation of the rousing boner. Or maybe I can't afford to heat my home.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:34 | 3020701 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is remember life in gulag, is not boner but is shrinkage. But is also malnutrition affect vascular dilation of member, maybe?

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:42 | 3020726 HyperLazy
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LOL - I got my own gulag goin' on round here. So cold, my wang and nutz have undescended. Malnutrition, I got that too - subsist on non gmo styrofoam peanuts and stolen ketchup packets. America, FUCK YEAH!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:25 | 3020663 The trend is yo...
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Boner is not positioned in his account yet with the spy puts, it will be positive 

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:27 | 3020672 Zer0head
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and his staff

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:27 | 3020668 RopeADope
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What could possibly go wrong in a hostage situation.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:27 | 3020670 koaj
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give the man a few minutes...still getting spray tanned in the Rayburn building

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:27 | 3020671 bigdumbnugly
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What will matter as Speaker Boehner talks - live webcast below - is how the algos inspect the flashing red headlines.

with boehner the headlines aren't the only thing flashing red.


Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:28 | 3020674 mrktwtch2
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i had a boner last night..fortunately my lady friens helped it to go away..lol

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:56 | 3020813 Cortez
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I had a boner last night... fortunately Brazzers helped it to go away...

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:32 | 3020675 TruthInSunshine
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 The Ups & Downs in the Life of Boehner - by Hieronymus Cock; preface by Richard Headley


*Hieronymus Cock's Aesthetic of Collapse - Oxford Art Journal

**Can't even make this shit up, bitchez.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:31 | 3020683 ptoemmes
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I think the operator of the Mustang Ranch said it best:

"I've had to learn to adjust, my ladies have had to learn to adjust," said Susan Austin, the madam who operates the ranch. Many of her clients lost jobs, and those with jobs have held back discretionary spending. Austin fears the fiscal cliff will only make that worse. "It's definitely going to hurt me in the end." 




Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:55 | 3020801 Cortez
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The Question for Ms. Austin is: Which end is going to get hurt first?

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:33 | 3020697 the not so migh...
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I dug this finger into my nose and found somehting.. oops sorry i thought picture caption.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:36 | 3020704 Everybodys All ...
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John Boehner needs to step down as the House leader. He's been rolled like toilet paper by Obama. Just let the bogus fiscal cliff happen at least that would show some fiscal discipline for once.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 13:24 | 3020970 earnyermoney
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I'm hoping for a large explosion at the bottom of the cliff.

Faux tan needs to explain how the Fiscal cliff meets Barry's tax and spend objectives. Reiterate Barry's talking points about the country wanting to tax and spend. If that's what people want then the Fiscal cliff is the way to go. Let's give Barry's economic ideas a try.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:38 | 3020716 Overfed
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"...when deep down inside we all know the two parties are as far apart as ever."


Far apart on what, exactly? When it comes to stripping our liberties and spending us into the poorhouse, they're on the same page.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:43 | 3020733 SheepDog-One
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The 1 party system is as tight as ever themselves....whats never been more far apart is american people and reality. 

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:42 | 3020727 SheepDog-One
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So now we just wait until politicians take turns on air with little sound bites to drive entire world markets either stright up or straight down....wow what a wonderful world.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:42 | 3020728 Yen Cross
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Boehner has succeeded in alienating his pundits and constituents/ FUCKING IDIOT!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:42 | 3020729 FuzzyDunlop21
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Looks like Boehner shit the bed

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:43 | 3020730 Tsar Pointless
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Yeah, and you can tell he did - the bed is now orange.

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:48 | 3020751 SheepDog-One
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Don't be raycis against orange people man!

Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:49 | 3020761 Yen Cross
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 Does slimey yellow count/ SheepDog_One?

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