Will Boehner Crash The Party? - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

More platitudes is what we would expect. More boiler-plate 'working hard', 'looking for compromise', 'rising above' rhetoric when deep down inside we all know the two parties are as far apart as ever. What will matter as Speaker Boehner talks - live webcast below - is how the algos inspect the flashing red headlines. Then, and only then, can us mere humans know what to think. Equities are limping back higher in anticipation after rising on macro data and falling on Van Hollen's comments.


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Cdad's picture

Ridiculous!  This is what it has come to thanks to central planners.  

Remember when the market traded on fundamentals, things like profits [fwd]?  Good times, those were.

Thank you for this wasteland, Mr. Bernanke, which you have prepared for all of us.

slaughterer's picture

<<-- short into Boehner event

<<-- long into Boehner event

vast-dom's picture

flip a coin. a tungsten coin.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Even is reputable dealers showing tungsten coin is have cheap imitation alloy.

flacon's picture

He's going to disappoint those holding bets against those holding puts of UVXY.


(in other words... no one but the computers know)

vast-dom's picture

Now the pump up. Like i said, flip a coin! The status quo must die as they just keep buying in no taste pottery barn clahhssyy tiffany's...

flacon's picture

Buy the fucking dip! 

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

What is point of Boehner if is get short? Boehner is always longer from induced vascular dilation, no?!

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Boris is suffer from anemic pale complexion - where is get fantastic tan!? Maybe is explain fits for unmanly crying?


 " My ego and my small dick syndrome stroking is worth crashing and burning the world economy just to get my way or the highway, Mister President. And don't you forget it. "

My prediction ? Republican Party is extinct in a years time with this retard as front man. Jesus, even Mittens is less of a little hard on wearing the big boy pants.

And, no, I am not a Bammie fan either. Fuck ' em all. Politicians, and the rest of the control freaks. Have a bar b q, invite them, and let God sort out what happens to them.

The Devil loves his own. 

spastic_colon's picture

no disrepsect to retarded people....but this is retarded.


Nice jack daniels and marlboro skin tone too mr. boner.

Silver Bug's picture

Let's face the facts. We know they are going to put on a Drama, but in the end we all know the debt ceiling is going to be raised. QE to infinity is here to stay.



Monedas's picture

Zionists and mean spirited Republicans are responsible for all the evil in all the times .... everyone else is the mother's milk of human kindness and all that Socialist enlightenment promises !    Sarc :   You decide !  We's the niggahs now ! We's also the retarded Mongolian Idiots !

Monedas's picture

Bonus News Flash:  Turkey will not give up gold for oil ! Greece will not give it's gold to Germany ! 

Urban Redneck's picture

Is Greece's gold stored in the same NY "lock box" that Germany's gold is stored in?

HelluvaEngineer's picture

No, frankly I don't remember. 

At this point I'll never get back to even, so I'll probably cash in my chips soon.  When I leave this market, I'm never coming back...in my lifetime.  Unless a bunch of people go to jail and we know that's never going to happen.  I doubt I'm the only person in my age group that feels the same.

caimen garou's picture

I don't know your age group but I am 53 and just cashed my chips except fo one silver minner that I will cash soon. I will take a tax hit this year but thats it, no more for me. That BS about money on the sidelines is BS! Most of that money is being used to pay down personal debt and survive. we have been sold out!

Cortez's picture

I've been paying down debt like a maniac instead of chasing illusory gains in the market.  I contribute to 401k only to amount matched by employer and choose conservative funds.  I would rather put extra cash into a rental property before I give it to the Gaming Industry - errrrrr - Financial Industry. 

dbTX's picture

I've already done it, completely out. I'm liking stuff I can touch and is shiney.

Renewable Life's picture

Your not alone, I'm out over the next two months (tax purposes) and that's it for me too, never going back in!

And on the subject of Boehner, he literally looks dumber by the day! I said it yesterday and I'll say it today, the GOP is drowning in their own vomit!! No one trusts them to be who they said they were! We all know Obama will be having a nice steak lunch with Mittens today, reminiscing about the last 8 months of campaigning, with not a worry in the world!!!

Here's the deal Boehner, you sorry excuse for a man, you can either bend over and give the big O what he wants today, or you crawl back to him after you fall down the cliff, getting your ass kicked all the way down, OR you can grow a pair, sit down with Ron Paul, and wake the fuck up, and wage war against this system, and save your party and your pride!

I think everyone knows which it will be, so bend over, pucker up and get it over with, fuck this silly drama!

sgt_doom's picture

By "central planners" you no doubt refer to the private banksters and their front office, the Fed?

The really gruesome item is that moronic super-losers like Boehner, who washed out of US Navy basic training (much the same way Geo. W. Bush washed out of USAF basic training --- but why are people still ignorant of that????)! ! !

Next, some old fool who bombed his own aircraft carrier, and couldn't even last 24 hours in combat before he was shot down and captured, and was unqualified for the Naval Academy, but his admiral daddy pulled strings to get him in, will run for the presidency?

Oopsy, already happened . ...

dracos_ghost's picture

"Speaker.gov. We are currently off the air."

How true, How true.

HyperLazy's picture

I am shivering in anticipation of the rousing boner. Or maybe I can't afford to heat my home.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Boris is remember life in gulag, is not boner but is shrinkage. But is also malnutrition affect vascular dilation of member, maybe?

HyperLazy's picture

LOL - I got my own gulag goin' on round here. So cold, my wang and nutz have undescended. Malnutrition, I got that too - subsist on non gmo styrofoam peanuts and stolen ketchup packets. America, FUCK YEAH!

The trend is your friend's picture

Boner is not positioned in his account yet with the spy puts, it will be positive 

RopeADope's picture

What could possibly go wrong in a hostage situation.

koaj's picture

give the man a few minutes...still getting spray tanned in the Rayburn building

bigdumbnugly's picture

What will matter as Speaker Boehner talks - live webcast below - is how the algos inspect the flashing red headlines.

with boehner the headlines aren't the only thing flashing red.


mrktwtch2's picture

i had a boner last night..fortunately my lady friens helped it to go away..lol

Cortez's picture

I had a boner last night... fortunately Brazzers helped it to go away...

TruthInSunshine's picture

 The Ups & Downs in the Life of Boehner - by Hieronymus Cock; preface by Richard Headley


*Hieronymus Cock's Aesthetic of Collapse - Oxford Art Journal

**Can't even make this shit up, bitchez.

ptoemmes's picture

I think the operator of the Mustang Ranch said it best:

"I've had to learn to adjust, my ladies have had to learn to adjust," said Susan Austin, the madam who operates the ranch. Many of her clients lost jobs, and those with jobs have held back discretionary spending. Austin fears the fiscal cliff will only make that worse. "It's definitely going to hurt me in the end." 




Cortez's picture

The Question for Ms. Austin is: Which end is going to get hurt first?

the not so mighty maximiza's picture

I dug this finger into my nose and found somehting.. oops sorry i thought picture caption.

Everybodys All American's picture

John Boehner needs to step down as the House leader. He's been rolled like toilet paper by Obama. Just let the bogus fiscal cliff happen at least that would show some fiscal discipline for once.

earnyermoney's picture

I'm hoping for a large explosion at the bottom of the cliff.

Faux tan needs to explain how the Fiscal cliff meets Barry's tax and spend objectives. Reiterate Barry's talking points about the country wanting to tax and spend. If that's what people want then the Fiscal cliff is the way to go. Let's give Barry's economic ideas a try.

Overfed's picture

"...when deep down inside we all know the two parties are as far apart as ever."


Far apart on what, exactly? When it comes to stripping our liberties and spending us into the poorhouse, they're on the same page.

SheepDog-One's picture

The 1 party system is as tight as ever themselves....whats never been more far apart is american people and reality. 

SheepDog-One's picture

So now we just wait until politicians take turns on air with little sound bites to drive entire world markets either stright up or straight down....wow what a wonderful world.

Yen Cross's picture

Boehner has succeeded in alienating his pundits and constituents/ FUCKING IDIOT!

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

Looks like Boehner shit the bed

Tsar Pointless's picture

Yeah, and you can tell he did - the bed is now orange.

SheepDog-One's picture

Don't be raycis against orange people man!

Yen Cross's picture

 Does slimey yellow count/ SheepDog_One?