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Obama's #My2K "Fiscal Cliff" Twitter-gasm - Streaming Live

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It will be interesting to say the least. President Obama will be taking control of the social media madness, via his #My2K hashtag, at 2pmET to discuss the fiscal cliff and answer questions - following Sunday's rather more un-compromising appearance. We are sure the ZeroHedge readership have many questions for him. We wonder if @JohnBoehner will ask any? Of course, nothing can compare to the @MarkCuban vs @RealDonaldTrump cagematch - though we can only hope. We also look forward to hearing from @FakeJohnBoehner and @NotJohnBoehner.

 

 

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Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:05 | 3030329 Stackers
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Got my certified ACME parachute and rocket skates in the mail today. no worries.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:13 | 3030378 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Exactly.  Everyone is concerned about themselves. 

How will the $3k tax increase affect me? 

There is no care for the State of America anymore, the only care is for the State of oneself.  This is because people are desperate.  People understand the trouble the world is in, and are now in a fight or flight mentality.

Most people are fleeing the tribe, abandoning reason, and resorting to selfish acts that are destroying the finanial system, like forcing everyone to bailout the banks so they can get their annuities and pensions.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:17 | 3030390 cossack55
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Then there are those pulling everything out of these corrupt piece of shit banks, converting to PMs and burying the caches on flood plain lands.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:38 | 3030444 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yes, there will be winners and losers at the end game. Hopefully our brethren remembers that money is just a ways to a means an not an end.

When stocks fall now it freaks the muppets into cashing them out, for they would rather hold dollars and lose to inflation, a number they think is 3%, than the possibility of losing their portfolio to another market collapse.  They got their bailout, now they are cashing out.  It exemplifies the selfish desperation.

But they will end up empty handed.  The end game will leave the dollar worthless.  With it stocks and bonds will be found to hold value only in comparison, and compared to real assets, that too will be margainal.

Then the World Bank and IMF and BIS will offer a solution.  That is when we as the holders of the  true asset known as money must remember our brothers and sisters, as lostas they have become, will need our help, and we must stand up to our enemy.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:52 | 3030489 TruthInSunshine
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Paul "There Is No Debt" Krugman, Ph.D., just twatted that:

 

"2 haz debt ceiling iz 2 deny our urges. Lord Obamney, smash thru debt ceiling like King Kong."

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:55 | 3030502 Stackers
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ROFL - best tweet on the list yet

 

Will Levith @Mediawill

Nate Silver didn't predict I'd ask this: Mr. President (tweeting from NYC): You should hire Romney to run Obamacare. He might accept.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:53 | 3030498 NotApplicable
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Wow, if anyone has any hope for the future, just watch that twitter stream for a couple of minutes.

Has there been one yet that doesn't fit this template?

"Take stuff from [bad people label] and give it to [good people label] and that will make it all fair."

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:57 | 3030508 knukles
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I just love the stiffies I get when liberals talk social justice.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:07 | 3030529 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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All through the twitter feed....

....I, Me, Mine!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:37 | 3030641 MachoMan
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Of course, the problem lies when people seek redistribution to help ensure capitalistic principles (e.g. competition) can actually have a chance of taking place (which most free market mythers don't want to discuss)...  but, in your defense, protests are always for more entitlements, not the ability to compete on a level playing field.  [a necessary distinction invalidating virtually all complaining/protest].

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:19 | 3030399 iDealMeat
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The "Fiscal Cliff" BS being parroted by the MSM is all a distraction.  The only thing Barry's Handlers want is to remove congressional oversight of debt ceiling limits..

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:29 | 3030428 ShrNfr
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Actually, they are trying to get Congressional oversight of anything to be in the rear view mirror.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:52 | 3030694 azzhatter
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Would it be inappropriate to ask Ozero if he has consulted Maxine Waters for ideas

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:20 | 3030406 Joe moneybags
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LH is exactly right with his assertion that the public will buy into keeping their 2 or 3K reduction in taxes.  Obama will successfully pin the loss of the this deduction on the R's if they insist upon saving the deduction for the top 2%, which nixes any compromise, and sends us into the Fiscal Speed Bump.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:40 | 3030463 Rathmullan
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Hey, the statists have taught us masses that it's every man for himself in jonnie horzine's casino of the bizarre.

Meanwhile, to answer boehner's question, the lame duck community organizer el-presidente is "serious". Even the coke heads on wall street won't like that.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:19 | 3030400 smlbizman
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next thing you know the fuckin pope will be on twitter.......

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:59 | 3030486 LongSoupLine
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A sitting president...Twitter? What a bunch of fucking horseshit.

 

Just another political distraction technique to lull the stupid fucking sheep to sleep. This is a disgusting fucking display of "lemming trapping" I've seen, and the fact so many are sucking it up like a bowl of GMO fucking soup tells me we deserve every fucking thing coming.

If I had Twitter...#fuckoffnonleadingPOTUSchicagocrook

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:09 | 3030533 slaughterer
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You guys at ZH are sharp as switchblades today: I am resignign myself to just +1ing all the comments and not saying anything in addition.  Bye, slaughterer.  

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:05 | 3030330 Temporalist
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The ZH crew could use #twittergasm in reply.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:24 | 3030416 insanelysane
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I don't have twitter so can someone send the following...

Are there any skittle shitting, golden unicorns locked up in Area 51?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:05 | 3030331 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I thought Romney was a robot but apparently the POTUS is.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:37 | 3030456 Joe Davola
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$50 says if someone sent him #goatse he'd click on it.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:05 | 3030335 docj
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So, I'm guessing the whole point of #My2K is to keep, for as long as possible, as many people as possible in the dark as to the actual costs of this western-european style social welfare state they've voted for. Do I have that about right?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:10 | 3030357 insanelysane
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No.  It is to reinforce to the "middle" class' that their $2k is their $2k and that 40% of the "rich's" $k is their's as well.  Of course you need to subtract out what ever Corzine stole from the "rich" last year.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:14 | 3030377 docj
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Of course - so the "middle" class will continue to support the nanny-state electorally while demanding that the mythical Somebody Else support it with their money.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:22 | 3030585 helping_friendl...
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Let's not forget to subtract the billion dollars given to the Romney campaign.........300 million of which came from Karl Rove.....Right karl????......We know your in here!!!.....somewhere.......The rich are now poor from trying to elect that secret underwear fascist cult guy....hahahahahahaha......just gotta laugh....

 

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:18 | 3030783 Drachma
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Sounds good, but check with the Frinkiak-7 to be sure.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:06 | 3030337 pods
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Will somebody please shoot me?

Thanks,

pods

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:18 | 3030395 cossack55
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Answer from DHS: The drone is on its way. Glad to be of service.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:30 | 3030435 ShrNfr
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Hey, gotta use up those hollow nose that they bought so that they can justify an increase in their budget.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:20 | 3030403 Dr. Engali
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Shhhh......we don't want to send Bob Costas into a tizzy.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:10 | 3030354 The Gooch
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"President Obama's hashtag army"

Appropriately titled.

"If he didn't have a hashtag, none of this would have happened"- Bob Costas 

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:12 | 3030368 ebworthen
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If we get these tweets off the street the inanity will stop!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:27 | 3030607 James-Morrison
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Maybe played to the tune of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", I mean:

"Bronco Bamma's Hashtag Tax Cliff Band"

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:10 | 3030356 ebworthen
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"Mr. President, is it true that perception trumps reality and that Chicago is the new Constantinople of the West?"

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:14 | 3030380 cossack55
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A: No, it is the new Istanbul of the East. Just kidding. It is really the new Babylon of the World.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:14 | 3030382 Yen Cross
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That was a good one ebworthenthe cnbs /msm stink is pretty thick today... Someone get Obumma  a bucket of yellow golf balls/ he's playing in the dark again!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:37 | 3030458 Pairadimes
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No. Mogadishu.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 20:09 | 3031156 Uncle Remus
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Nope. No skinnies.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:11 | 3030364 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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YOU did not create that hash tag ...

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:12 | 3030369 Dr. Engali
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Mr. Totus ...I'm still waiting for my thingamajig check? Did you forget to mail them?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:13 | 3030372 Taffy Lewis
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Share what that means for me?

If I don't pay any taxes, do I still get 2000 dollars? Will you send a check or put it on my EBT card? When can I count on it?

 

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:13 | 3030375 pods
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Twenty years from now our system will be managed by whoever gets more "likes" on FB.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

pods

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:47 | 3030478 SheepDog-One
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40 years from now the only employer will be Brawndo the thirst mutilator,  ButtFuckers burgers, and Starbucks 2 fer 1 gentlemens happy endings.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 20:10 | 3031160 Uncle Remus
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What?!? No White Castle? Oh the humanity...

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 04:54 | 3031810 Parrotile
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Might be quite a lot sooner than that. With the evident infantilism in Western politics, I'd give it 5-10 years TOPS.

(Assuming that "someone" doesn't start WW3 "accidentally on purpose" in the meantime!)

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:18 | 3030385 Jonas Parker
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"Obamabots" now to be called "Obamatwits"!

 

or maybe "Obama half-twits"...

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:16 | 3030386 Zombie Investor
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My question to Obama: Why do you hate the Clinton tax rates?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:29 | 3030614 PWD Lover
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Huh?  Doesn't O just want to raise the marginal rates BACK to the Clinto rates?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:16 | 3030387 catacl1sm
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Can people who don't pay income taxes and get Obamaphones use twitter?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:17 | 3030393 Ivanovich
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I can't follow this nonsense.  I'm hoping we can have a "best of" later on ZH.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:26 | 3030420 Uncle Remus
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You seriously want the "Best of" from the Prattler-in-Chief?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:36 | 3030451 Ivanovich
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Yes.  I'm hoping they'll be quite insulting.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:17 | 3030565 Uncle Remus
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Ooookay. You want Blue BoBO or the Red BoBO.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:25 | 3030405 Uncle Remus
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JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

[unintelligible]

Huh? Wha..

[unintelligible]

Well WTF kinda cliff is it then? Hey-frickin'-sus. Doesn't anything mean WTF it's supposed to mean anymore?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:01 | 3030514 knukles
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Nope.

S'all politically correct, dubious value, wishie washie hogwash.

Nobody knows anymore except the person speaking which makes it easier for the speaker to win any useless argument via redefinition of what he said so as to prove to himself he's more right than the guy he's arguing with which in many cases is simply his very own ego.

I was listening to a bunch of my liberal golf buds talk about social justice.  Not understanding What they mean other than redistribution, I asked.  Interestingly, they could not agree on what it means other than it makes them feel good.

Seriously....

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:19 | 3030575 Uncle Remus
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sounds par...

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:20 | 3030408 Oldballplayer
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When I hear shit like this, I ask myself, "Could I see Truman, Ike, LBJ, or Nixon doing this crap?"  They would all be rather drinking a scotcb on their yacht than deal with this superficial crap.

And the reason is that they were not political animals, but they were smart enough to know they would start screaming obscentities at the lackeys who wrote in.  Can you imagine Ike even talking to one of these "tweeting fools."  Or LBJ?  He would tell them to get a fucking job.

We used to have giant personalities as President.  Now we have giant assholes.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:34 | 3030445 ShrNfr
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Johnson could have gotten Satan appointed as Pope moved through Congress. I detest him, but he was effective. Speaking of which, does Satan have a hashtag yet?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:38 | 3030649 Hi Ho Silver
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#obama
Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:36 | 3030452 Harbanger
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I can't imagine JFK winning as a Democrat today with that -Don't ask what your country can do for you line.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:32 | 3030625 PWD Lover
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Is that directed to the hedge funders or the 47%?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:41 | 3030466 odatruf
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I have read dozens and dozens of biographies of US Presidents and I am not sure that if you took any of them from their period in the past, steeped them in today's culture and put them in office that we'd get much different than we get now.

But that is somewhat immaterial; the larger change is the caliber of the average citizen.

 

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:50 | 3030890 Chaos_Theory
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"the larger change is the caliber of the average citizen."

True.  Which is why .223 just isn't enough anymore.  Gotta go at least .308

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:27 | 3030421 Catullus
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This is like comment card box at the concentration camp.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:31 | 3030436 Uncle Remus
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LOL

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:46 | 3030474 Oldballplayer
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Catullus--that one is going into the notebook.  I will use it unattributed, in the future.  But when you see it, know that its genius.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:48 | 3030480 BeerBrewer09
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+1

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:46 | 3030475 sdmjake
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Somebody tweet that to the Prez... hilarious.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:52 | 3030491 SheepDog-One
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It IS the concentration camp already! People just haven't realized it yet!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:31 | 3030437 bobthehorse
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Economic hope has crapped the bed.

Bernanke's boobs are dry.

Pork and beans for everybody!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:35 | 3030446 Yen Cross
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Now we have Bob "pee wee" Costas doing his half time gun control rants! Missed the long ammo trade did ya Bob?

 NBC's Bob Costas Goes On Gun Control Rant About NFL Player's Murder-Suicide | RealClearPolitics

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:52 | 3030896 Chaos_Theory
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One day a real journalist will discover and report that Obama, Valerie Jarett, the Godfather in Chicago, Grandmama Bloomberg in NYC and other prominant anti-gun politicians are majority shareholders in all the major firearms and ammunition manufacturers...brilliant!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:43 | 3030471 SheepDog-One
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KEEP OHBAMA IN PRESDENT!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:46 | 3030476 Agent P
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zerohedge @zerohedge What is the hit to US GDP from tens of thousands of people tweeting trivialities instead of working?

Nothing...they weren't working anyway.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 15:51 | 3030488 SheepDog-One
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Reading thru these Tweets....all hope is lost.

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 09:53 | 3032115 resurger
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lol

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:02 | 3030515 AgShaman
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The free stuff won't be that expensive....

"Our buddies have a special device that brings together paper and ink"

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:52 | 3030695 Intoxicologist
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I misread Tyler's headline the first time.  I thought it said steaming live.

It is all a bunch of crap though.

<shrugs and gets ready for work>

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:53 | 3030901 Chaos_Theory
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#choomwagon economics

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 20:07 | 3031151 Uncle Remus
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up in smoke...

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 21:21 | 3031291 ejhickey
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that twitter discussion was one of the biggest piles of crap i have ever seen.  nothing useful except a bunch of shallow end morons spouting opinions based on emotions and worn out cliches.  this includes people on both sides of the issue and Obama.  i condemn him for participating in this fake dialog. 

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