Bill Gross Explains The Market's Response To Today's Job Number

Tyler Durden's picture

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slaughterer's picture

"Be careful..." translated ==>  Buy Bill Gross "Bond King" Bond Funds before AAPL goes below $500.  

francis_sawyer's picture

Fake market response to fake numbers [all explained to you by a guy who forgot to swallow the tail on his squirrel dinner using a goddamned 'Twitter' account]...

Swell!... [Thanks for the 'pre-noon'Friday Humor' Tyler]... Does this mean I can start drinking early?...

icanhasbailout's picture

you can always start drinking early

 

highly recommended, in fact

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Vodka is highly recommending, but not in hour before 14:00 except for alcoholism.

gmrpeabody's picture

It's gotta be 1400 hours somewhere...

Lord Of Finance's picture

Alcohol doesn't provide the escape from this dumbfoundingly delusional parallel economic universe I have been transported to anymore. I highly recommend hallucinogens and opiates.

CrazyCooter's picture

LMAO, I have no idea what "swallow the tail on his squirrel dinner" meant ... so, I head over to google ... and get this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5UbWEAB9h8

Still need help following your comment! :-)

Regards,

Cooter

francis_sawyer's picture

Well I suppose he doesn't have the mustache anymore ~ so eventually he managed to eat the whole squirrel...

CrazyCooter's picture

Gotcha, unruly mustache.

I thought it might be hair, but I just couldn't nail it down proper.

Thanks!

Regards,

Cooter

CrazyCooter's picture

I didn't know much about Eagles until I moved to AK. I see them often. I was surprised about a number of things...

  • They tend to be manogomous
  • They tend to keep the same nest, so once you know where they live, it is a lot easier to watch them
  • When the mate in the spring, they interlock their feet/claws and dive together doing cartwheels before breaking apart close to the ground. Foreplay!
  • I heared that the power company had an outage once that was a deer on the power lines ... Eagle dropped it or put it there to rest ... cooked the deer good and proper LOL
  • I have seen eagles dive at the tide water and "catch" stuff, which I am going to guess was a dead fish. I am guessing they eat any kind of meat stuff they can catch up to and including carrion.

That YouTube came from http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles which is proably not doing much since its December now, LOL. I didn't visit, I just saved the link. I think it will be fun to watch em raise kids next year! I will put it on my personal lap top at work with my KHYI (streaming is blocked so I have to improvise for web radio).

Regards,

Cooter

1100-TACTICAL-12's picture

We have bald eagles that come here around Llano every year. In fact they are here now. They are bald eagles and they are big sob's.

ajax's picture

 

 "Manogomous"? let's see, would that mean one man per eagle? Or accompanied by a male go-go dancer?

 Oh !!  Monogamous !! Keep it up Zero Hedgers - soon enough none of us will be able to even read this fucking blog:

there for their or they're

loose for lose

too for two or to

it's for its

folks for people

the list goes on and on and on and on

Had to laugh when your sacred Rick Santelli pronounced 'Weimar' as 'wiener' with an m. You fucking stupid blockheads.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Gross is a conspiracy-tin foil wearing-truther!

Levadiakos's picture

Bullshit Bill is stretching the truth:  

540,000 people drop from labor force not 200,000

 

Nothing To See Here's picture

That's just a bunch of malarkey!

old naughty's picture

"540,000..."

So you're implying Gross helped to cover up, no?

Levadiakos's picture

Not for nothing around the water cooler he's affectionately known as Benghazi Bill.

EnslavethechildrenforBen's picture

Any big dog that does not semi align their tongue with the Fed will not have further access to inside info

CheapBastard's picture

540,001

I updated it for you.

Stock Tips Investment's picture

In the short term, market direction is given by the solution to the "Fiscal Cliff". The news from Europe and the U.S. economy will only companions.

Levadiakos's picture

yeah but Obama Claus is coming

ParkAveFlasher's picture

You better be good for goodness sake, or else he'll drone your ass.

francis_sawyer's picture

He's streamlined & automated the process so that the killing may go on unabated while on the annual Hawaiian Vacation... He's deserving of another Peace Prize for that maneuver...

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Well, like any video game, the more you kill, the more you earn.  In fact he leveled up - 4 more years of play!

francis_sawyer's picture

If you kill 'em with drones, you get 'virgin boys & billygoats' in the afterlife... Thus the incentive...

FLUSA.com's picture

Those 55-69 year old Robots are very productive

GubbermintWorker's picture

Unless they work for the gov't ;)

GubbermintWorker's picture

Ok, who gave me a down vote? Probably some IRS agent.

blunderdog's picture

I appreciate his warning, but what's to be careful about? 

The stock market isn't affected by the economy...

RSloane's picture

Agree. He of all people should know that.

The Master's picture

It isn't affected by the economy.....until it is.  Gravity is a real bitch

slaughterer's picture

OT: NFLX today.  The SEC serves a Wells notice to the CEO.  UP 3%.  Full retardo market.  

Ness.'s picture

OT2:  Citi announces they're cutting 11,000 jobs and the stock rips higher.

Seer's picture

Workers are moochers, don't ya know! (and the move to full automation, drone-ification, continues)

Hubbs's picture

Actually, Citi is the johnny come lately who has finally gotten its computer algos all straightened out.  No more need for archaic button pushers.

LongSoupLine's picture

That one makes sense.  When the SEC gets involved it's bullish for a company.  After all, the SECis so corrupt and incompetent, they could fuck up convicting a live pay-per-view insider trading event

adr's picture

Poor Slaughterer, you need to follow the news. Netflix signed a deal with Disney to have disney films on Netflix in 2016. That means Netflix will have the next Star Wars, perhaps.

$350 is a lock. Irrational hype trumps having a theif for a CEO every time.

ajax's picture

 

 

Just what Americans need: another Star Wars sequel. As if they aren't ignorant enough already.

 

azzhatter's picture

Barack O'Claus is coming

slaughterer's picture

Dear Investors, 

Santa rally has been canceled due to my "fiscal cliff" pissing contest.  

Sorry, 

O'Choombah

P.S. We will tax you to death next year.  

Nothing To See Here's picture

Edit : We will tax you to the point just before you die next year. We need you to keep working after all so that you can borrow and stimulate our banks, err I mean economy.

Harbanger's picture

Printing or borrowing is the only way a keynesian knows to stimulate the economy, that's the only thing inflating stock prices right now.  The Higher taxes are only to satisfy the peasants class envy meme and to make sure no peasants can ever climb out of the states tax structure, you are penalized for earning more than the set amounts.  GE and other preferred clients will still pay zero taxes.

Cursive's picture

The reflexive urge to "be careful" has been replaced by Fed-induced complacency and outright punishment of anyone (i.e. savers, fixed-income investors seeking income) who has actually followed a rational investing approach.  Prudent investors have become suckers and the rent-seeking economic leaches and their momo BTFD followers have become the winners.

LongSoupLine's picture

Depression, not Recession Bill.  As for "slowing"...way the fuck off.

Confundido's picture

So, how come zero risk-weighted assets, like 30-yr tsys plunge 1.47% on the announcement of mildly positive employment news?? Is this the kind of assets that we want to stuff our banking system, so that they can support policies that will bring even more positive employment news??? I'm confundido...

CrashisOptimistic's picture

That's a rational response.  Any indication of true growth means likely inflation and thus negative for bonds.

But of course there is no growth, there isn't going to be any, and bond yields will eventually go negative, making a lot of money for bondholders in today.

The yield is down almost 0.5% this year.  Bond holders have profited hugely.