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Boehner's Lastest Fiscal Cliff Press Conference - Live Webcast

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At 11:00 am Eastern, the GOP's John Boehner will continue the teleprompted farce, and in not so many words, will announce there has been no progress on a Fiscal Cliff compromise. Alternatively, he may have bought some deep OTM SPY calls expiring shortly, and will misrepresent the situation behind the scenes in hopes for a quick trend reversal, just as he did back on November 16, providing the only "goalseeked" catalyst that could halt a drop in the SPX on its way to unchanged for the year, and, in collaboration with Nancy Pelosi, preventing AAPL from sliding below $400.

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Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:01 | 3042854 docj
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Dear Lord, please, I beg you, make it stop!

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:02 | 3042859 Unprepared
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Hollow voice: "There should be a pause button somewhere"

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:20 | 3042926 redpill
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He's looking a little pale.  MORE SPRAY TAN!!!

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:30 | 3042960 HD
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That's not spray tan my friend. That's bullshit excreted out from the mans pores because it can't come out of his mouth fast enough.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:07 | 3042874 Looney
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Dear Lord, please, I beg you, make it stop!

No, my child! You deserve them all - YOU elected them.

Lord

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:11 | 3042892 Ima anal sphincter
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Diebold voting machines "elected" them. Handpicked for the bankers.

I gave up on voting. Ass - Dumbo.......traitors all.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 17:52 | 3044045 odatruf
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That's such a damn cop out. Looney is right. We not only voted for all of this, we vote for every fucking time we can.

There isn't one single piece of evidence, not even a hint, that an appreciable number of Americans want anything different than what we are getting.

Sure, they might tell you they want a balanced budget or fiscal stewardship, but then they also don't want higher taxers, nor fewer programs they might have even a slight chance of using, nor do they want the jobs lost that would come from less government spending. Cut foreign aid and the fraud in welfare, they'll say.

I can't wait for the prologue to end and welcome the start of the coming shit show.

 

 

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:19 | 3042925 SheepDog-One
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AH but you must know good and well I didn't vote for any of it Lord! And why is it the people who DID are the ones showered with free checks and goodies? 

Try explaining that one 'Lord'

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:46 | 3043006 GMadScientist
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You think poor people vote?

LOL

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 15:09 | 3043536 Leopold B. Scotch
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Plenty do.  Just ask your Dem organizers who make sure they troll the neighborhoods of the downtrodden with Obama Phones while offering free bus rides to the polls.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 16:29 | 3043767 James-Morrison
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Dead people do

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:07 | 3042882 The trend is yo...
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I prayed a long time ago to make it stop but LORD BLANKFEIN denied my request

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:21 | 3042928 overmedicatedun...
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some are posting here on ZH about all us lost souls who voted third party, write in's or did not vote let ol mitt and co down..I am so glad..Fuck the GOP is all I can say..the dems are shit but they honest shit who want to rob us blind and fuck us every which way to sunday..for our own good of course.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 13:21 | 3043116 Lord Blankcheck
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We'll need your soul to fill that request.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:03 | 3042855 francis_sawyer
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We need to get this legislation passed so that we can see what's in it [to cry about]...

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:01 | 3042856 SHEEPFUKKER
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I forgot, is it bearish or bullish when Boehner speaks?

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:22 | 3042937 Squid Vicious
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anytime a politician opens his pie-hole, it's bearish for the rest of the world

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:33 | 3042970 LongSoupLine
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It depends on whether he and/or his insiders have calls or puts that day.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:02 | 3042858 unrulian
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Fuck you Boner

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 13:34 | 3043161 Cruel Aid
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Jane Boner

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:03 | 3042861 LoneStarHog
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Fake Boehner = Viagra Erection ... POS!

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:03 | 3042865 Lagging Indicator
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Unemployment is dropping, no need to fix the "cliff".

/s

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:04 | 3042868 fonzannoon
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Translated: Boner get out there and crash this fkin market already!

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:04 | 3042869 lolmao500
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Boehner should be kicked out of his position and put someone sane in his place.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:08 | 3042883 Unprepared
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I fail to see how that would resolve anything in this insane system.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:12 | 3042893 lolmao500
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He could not put any bill forward till Obama and Reid bow down to him. He could force 0$ deficit. He could force no debt ceiling raise. He could force withdrawing the troops. He could do a LOT of things.

The speaker of the house with a serious backing is more powerful than the president.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 17:53 | 3044055 odatruf
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I see what you did there: you said that the Speaker, if he had a unicorn fart powered gavel, could do something.  Or at least you might as well have said that.

 

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:06 | 3042876 Zer0head
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I just tuned in  and all i heard was my way or the HIway

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:07 | 3042879 Ignatius J Reilly
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Which happens first?

 

Fiscal cliff gets "resolved"

 

NHL resolves its labor dispute

 

 

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:15 | 3042912 Winston Churchill
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Which is more important to the average American sheeple ?

Case closed.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:23 | 3042940 SheepDog-One
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'NHL'....whats that a fast food chain like KFC or something?

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:26 | 3042950 Ignatius J Reilly
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Which is more important to the average American sheeple ?

Case closed.

 

Kudos, much better question.  Has there ever been a negative Richter Scale measurement?  I'd say that would be the equivalent.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:47 | 3043009 GMadScientist
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I think they should hire chicks; they already skate like them.

Ba-da-boom!

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:07 | 3042880 slaughterer
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The negativity of this press conference was relatively subdued and the message was nothing new.  Now we can continue to rally. 

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:09 | 3042888 Dr. Engali
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Damn I missed it,  and I was so looking forward to a good cry. My whoremoans are running rampant.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:11 | 3042889 pazmaker
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This Boner guy doesn't even play the part well!   He is suppose to be the leader of the Red team and even his own team doesn't like him. 

I'm so tired of this red vs blue farce!!! Obummer and boner....I see these guys putting on their show for the masses then going behind close doors laughing at the stupidity of the "patriotic" clowns who believe their lies.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:21 | 3042933 Winston Churchill
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I would trust a jonesing junkies promise to stay clean, over the likelyhood of

these assclowns really cutting spending.

Therefore,everybody's taxes are going up .The plan all along.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:10 | 3042890 Mercury
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Flacid.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:13 | 3042902 oleander garch
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They are not avoiding the fiscal cliff.  That is a total misnomer.  They are really trying to figure out a way to get more alcohol in the punch bowl.  And the Speaker loves his punchbowl light on fruit juice.  

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:14 | 3042904 NuYawkFrankie
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Boaner the Moaner

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:15 | 3042906 LFMayor
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And when John Boner gazed upon the extend (see what i did there?) of the Debts, he wept Openly. For there were only 401k's left to pillage. These fuckers need skinned alive and rolled in salt. ALL of them, just for being there.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:14 | 3042908 mendigo
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Fiscal ClusterFuck is more appropriate...
to be followed by Fiscal Fisting.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:16 | 3042917 negative rates
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If the gvt is spending too much, let's start with his salary!

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:20 | 3042918 LouisDega
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Nice picture of Boner crying. Bullish for Kimberly clark, Makers of kleenex

http://investor.kimberly-clark.com/stockquote.cfm

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:20 | 3042927 slaughterer
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Can't we get an mature adult into Congress to make them grow up and act responsiby?  

The whole world is laughing at you again USA.  

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 13:16 | 3043100 GMadScientist
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Certainly not in the House, it's one big Tea Party for children, but I hear the average IQ of the Senate increased recently.

 

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 14:10 | 3043267 Central Bankster
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Blue team groupie alert.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:21 | 3042929 SheepDog-One
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Fake data now building a bridge over the cliff....all is well.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:22 | 3042935 haskelslocal
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Fucking Boner

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:54 | 3042998 virgilcaine
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All we need to see is Mitt or Paul Ryun for a real good laugh...bwaahahh...

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:48 | 3043014 q99x2
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I think they went over the edge without us. There is no video now.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 13:05 | 3043060 e_goldstein
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Did the little bitch start crying again?
I couldn't bring myself to watch the vid.

 

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 14:26 | 3043382 loveyajimbo
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Fugit... let's go over the cliff... what's wrong with significant tax increases and significant cuts?  them whenever the asshole in chief gets back from Maui, and wants to give the middle class cuts back to make himself look like the new Mandela... fuck him!  After the resulting crash... 2014 will vote in conservative majorities in both house and senate.  Maybe get an impeachment going...

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 15:02 | 3043520 bankonzhongguo
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Everyone knows this guy is a drunk.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 15:08 | 3043534 Winston Churchill
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I used to resemble that remark.Its whether he's a functioning drunk that counts.

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 15:19 | 3043570 xiam007
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Please don't cry John Boehner

Fri, 12/07/2012 - 18:06 | 3044089 Wannabee
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