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Boehner's Lastest Fiscal Cliff Press Conference - Live Webcast
At 11:00 am Eastern, the GOP's John Boehner will continue the teleprompted farce, and in not so many words, will announce there has been no progress on a Fiscal Cliff compromise. Alternatively, he may have bought some deep OTM SPY calls expiring shortly, and will misrepresent the situation behind the scenes in hopes for a quick trend reversal, just as he did back on November 16, providing the only "goalseeked" catalyst that could halt a drop in the SPX on its way to unchanged for the year, and, in collaboration with Nancy Pelosi, preventing AAPL from sliding below $400.
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Dear Lord, please, I beg you, make it stop!
Hollow voice: "There should be a pause button somewhere"
He's looking a little pale. MORE SPRAY TAN!!!
That's not spray tan my friend. That's bullshit excreted out from the mans pores because it can't come out of his mouth fast enough.
. Dear Lord, please, I beg you, make it stop!
No, my child! You deserve them all - YOU elected them.
Lord
Diebold voting machines "elected" them. Handpicked for the bankers.
I gave up on voting. Ass - Dumbo.......traitors all.
That's such a damn cop out. Looney is right. We not only voted for all of this, we vote for every fucking time we can.
There isn't one single piece of evidence, not even a hint, that an appreciable number of Americans want anything different than what we are getting.
Sure, they might tell you they want a balanced budget or fiscal stewardship, but then they also don't want higher taxers, nor fewer programs they might have even a slight chance of using, nor do they want the jobs lost that would come from less government spending. Cut foreign aid and the fraud in welfare, they'll say.
I can't wait for the prologue to end and welcome the start of the coming shit show.
AH but you must know good and well I didn't vote for any of it Lord! And why is it the people who DID are the ones showered with free checks and goodies?
Try explaining that one 'Lord'
You think poor people vote?
LOL
Plenty do. Just ask your Dem organizers who make sure they troll the neighborhoods of the downtrodden with Obama Phones while offering free bus rides to the polls.
Dead people do
I prayed a long time ago to make it stop but LORD BLANKFEIN denied my request
some are posting here on ZH about all us lost souls who voted third party, write in's or did not vote let ol mitt and co down..I am so glad..Fuck the GOP is all I can say..the dems are shit but they honest shit who want to rob us blind and fuck us every which way to sunday..for our own good of course.
We'll need your soul to fill that request.
We need to get this legislation passed so that we can see what's in it [to cry about]...
I forgot, is it bearish or bullish when Boehner speaks?
anytime a politician opens his pie-hole, it's bearish for the rest of the world
It depends on whether he and/or his insiders have calls or puts that day.
Fuck you Boner
Jane Boner
Fake Boehner = Viagra Erection ... POS!
Unemployment is dropping, no need to fix the "cliff".
/s
Translated: Boner get out there and crash this fkin market already!
Boehner should be kicked out of his position and put someone sane in his place.
I fail to see how that would resolve anything in this insane system.
He could not put any bill forward till Obama and Reid bow down to him. He could force 0$ deficit. He could force no debt ceiling raise. He could force withdrawing the troops. He could do a LOT of things.
The speaker of the house with a serious backing is more powerful than the president.
I see what you did there: you said that the Speaker, if he had a unicorn fart powered gavel, could do something. Or at least you might as well have said that.
I just tuned in and all i heard was my way or the HIway
Which happens first?
Fiscal cliff gets "resolved"
NHL resolves its labor dispute
Which is more important to the average American sheeple ?
Case closed.
'NHL'....whats that a fast food chain like KFC or something?
Which is more important to the average American sheeple ?
Case closed.
Kudos, much better question. Has there ever been a negative Richter Scale measurement? I'd say that would be the equivalent.
I think they should hire chicks; they already skate like them.
Ba-da-boom!
The negativity of this press conference was relatively subdued and the message was nothing new. Now we can continue to rally.
Damn I missed it, and I was so looking forward to a good cry. My whoremoans are running rampant.
This Boner guy doesn't even play the part well! He is suppose to be the leader of the Red team and even his own team doesn't like him.
I'm so tired of this red vs blue farce!!! Obummer and boner....I see these guys putting on their show for the masses then going behind close doors laughing at the stupidity of the "patriotic" clowns who believe their lies.
I would trust a jonesing junkies promise to stay clean, over the likelyhood of
these assclowns really cutting spending.
Therefore,everybody's taxes are going up .The plan all along.
Flacid.
They are not avoiding the fiscal cliff. That is a total misnomer. They are really trying to figure out a way to get more alcohol in the punch bowl. And the Speaker loves his punchbowl light on fruit juice.
Boaner the Moaner
And when John Boner gazed upon the extend (see what i did there?) of the Debts, he wept Openly. For there were only 401k's left to pillage. These fuckers need skinned alive and rolled in salt. ALL of them, just for being there.
Fiscal ClusterFuck is more appropriate...
to be followed by Fiscal Fisting.
If the gvt is spending too much, let's start with his salary!
Nice picture of Boner crying. Bullish for Kimberly clark, Makers of kleenex
http://investor.kimberly-clark.com/stockquote.cfm
Can't we get an mature adult into Congress to make them grow up and act responsiby?
The whole world is laughing at you again USA.
Certainly not in the House, it's one big Tea Party for children, but I hear the average IQ of the Senate increased recently.
Blue team groupie alert.
Fake data now building a bridge over the cliff....all is well.
Fucking Boner
All we need to see is Mitt or Paul Ryun for a real good laugh...bwaahahh...
I think they went over the edge without us. There is no video now.
Did the little bitch start crying again?
I couldn't bring myself to watch the vid.
Fugit... let's go over the cliff... what's wrong with significant tax increases and significant cuts? them whenever the asshole in chief gets back from Maui, and wants to give the middle class cuts back to make himself look like the new Mandela... fuck him! After the resulting crash... 2014 will vote in conservative majorities in both house and senate. Maybe get an impeachment going...
Everyone knows this guy is a drunk.
I used to resemble that remark.Its whether he's a functioning drunk that counts.
Please don't cry John Boehner
Boehner & Reid show: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ypwpf-fhPoI