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EU Receives Nobel Peace Prize: Watch The Full Farce
Need a quick and amusing pick up to start off another dreary, centrally-planned week? Well... "You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the full of pomp and circumstance ceremony of the European Union receiving the Nobel Peace Prize."
And the humor does not stop there: here is the full draft of Gollum's acceptance speech.
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is it me or is the link not working?
Well deserved!
Had it not been for the EU, there would have been riots and high unemployment in Greece and Spain.
it was pre-cog prize ahead of EU stopping riots that they caused. the future was seen and is bright.
ot: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9735012/...
Lost for words I'm afraid.
All the traits of pure genius except intelligence...
Somehow Hitler and Stalin did not get but H. Kissinger and terrorist Begin got the Nobel Peace Prizes.
So, IMHO, the Nobel Prize awarding committee decisions are well balanced.
As for EU member countries, the former colonial gangsters are doing everything in their power to regain their past colonial glory slaughtering civilians in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, Yemen, etc. as well as helping midlevel regimes in Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Yemen, etc., to suppress their own people and promote their radical Islamic terrorism all around world.
The inventor of dynamite must be proud of the Nobel Prize awarding committee and its deeds promoting peace and understanding between people.
The clip, recently posted on YouTube, displays a child using a sword to chop off the head of the kidnapped whose hands are tied up.
The incident is believed to have taken place in the western city of Homs, located about 160 kilometers north of the capital, Damascus.
The video also displays one of the militants at the scene showing the severed head and placing it on the dead body.
Experts say the Arabic language spoken by the militants does not belong to Syrian people and they are believed to have Saudi accents.
On November 29, a similar footage surfaced online displaying foreign-backed militants in the country killing 10 unarmed Syrian prisoners.
This is "the Democracy and Peace" presently promoted by EU.
I don't follow this stupid price giving since the prez of the Terrorist States of America has been rewarded with that crap.
Aahhh, the beauty of no 2nd Amendment,,,we just chop your head off or gouge your eyes out!!! Civilzation at last! Maybe the next Noble Piece of Pies will be issued to Bloodstock. Ah yes ladies and gentlemen, I said it here and I thank you very much for this horror, er, uh, I mean honor. Tank you, tank you very, very much. Tank you!
Some animals or more equal than others....
Pigs will be pigs.
And finally
Hogs get fat while pigs get slaughtered. or is is Pigs get fats while hogs get slaughtered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2PyeXRwhCE
Next thing you know they'll award the prize to someone who discovers a revolutionary powerful new explosive.
Such as the atomic bomb, which saved so many american lives at the end of WWII. Give me some Tsar Bombas and peace will rule the world forever, since no rocks have been known to wage war among themselves.
Nope, isn´t working for me either.
the award makes no sense until you realize the other two finalists were Than Shwe and OJ Simpson
you always get a prize before disaster strikes..lol
Weirdly...yes.
Screwing over an entire continent for the sake of the banksters gets you the peace prize?
Maybe they meant "piece" prize? As in, the bankers will always get their piece?
pods
If you can get a peace prize for bombing the shit out out of poor brown people why shouldn't you be able to get one for screwing poor white people?
sorry Tyler, could'nt watch it! when I started the video I had to stop it to go vomit :(
he's actually done a lot more for peace
WB7, excellent as usual!
Would like to see the monkey accepting the "Nobel"?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2245683/Was-doing-Christmas-shop...
Only zerohedge would reference hans gruber from die hard. Love it!!
Good catch.
Sounds like the committee is taking a page out of George Castanza's "do the opposite of whatever makes sense" playbook....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiwtXHPwGPE
Sorry... just had lunch ... may watch it later on an empty stomach.
This is like giving a peace prize to the Treaty of Versailles...in 1933.
Or naming Hitler Time magazine Man of the Year in 1938....oh wait, they did that too.
Consistency....Current POTUS received it and unleahed the drones on the world. Hell, he justifies killing good people to get the "Bad Guys" and he is the only and ultimate decider. Obama is like the emperor of Rome at the coliseum with thumbs up or down.
LOL. Would only be more ridiculous if they gave it to themselves, which as bureaucratic cronies they in a sense did.
Don't despair.. how much would it cost to save the European Union? Answer : four 9mm bullets, that is not much. Barroso, Von Rompuy, Martin Schulz, Juncker, bang bang bang bang and we're de-slaved!
Time to rejoice!
China needs to loan these guys some money. when they miss their first payment you will get your wish fulfilled.
The whole show has just become too disgusting to watch anymore.
it's getting even more disturbing isn't it. The psychological part. They know it's getting close and they're making these pathetic counter gestures that no longer worry how absurd they look. It's like declaring a holiday after a food famine in North Korea. It can't be a good sign
We all know it's made of tungsten.
I voted no, I thought China should have received it.
Spainiards and Greeks huddle around a dumpster and small fire throwing rose petals at their feet as they accept the award.
So Tyler, speaking of top ticking does this mean another European war is around the corner?
I just got a Nobel Peace Prize in my Crackerjack box!
Just want to say - +1000, 000 for the awesome Die Hard reference! :D
Well now the EU can be making plans for Nigel. Poor guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXNhL4J_S00
Bombing women and children by consensus is still bombing women and children. Silly EU.
Killing innocent women and children will eventually lead to peace -you just have to kill enough of them. Works every time.
More great videos by the EU propaganda machine:
The Nobel Art of Propaganda
I don't know they got some pretty hot women...oh wait..you said Nobel "Peace" Prize....Nevermind
Is this a joke? Obama and now the EU? Can we posthumously award papa Joe Stalin the Nobel Peace prize? He was instrumental in defeating Hitler - shouldnt that qualify him for the award? Now I see why the Prize was named after the inventor of dynamite. Its orwellian Doublespeak.
The EU beat out Assad by 3 lousy votes. Farrakhan came 3rd. Biden would have been 4th, but they found him toe-tapping in the mens loo... again.
Certainly you meant POS Prize
Twilight Zone act:2
Look on the bright side.
In less than two weeks in paul krugmans best voice, we will all be free from this zionist scourge on the face of humanity.
Fuckers.
Yes, the elites who control Europe have, at least temporarily, realized they can all make obscene profits without resorting to killing each other. Unions such as the EU can inflict economic warfare on its citizens, whithout the need for state-sanctioned bloodshed. The larger the union, the more debt can be foisted onto the weak and powerless without their approval.
Mark the 13th of December: then the EU wants to centralize approval of the members' budgets. The EU also has plans to impose rules for political parties that want to participate in the EU elections. Cause EU skeptic parties, who needs that when one wants to build the EUSSR.
Some years they had the good sense not to award the Prize .........
perhaps also some years, the recipients had the humility to decline it.
OMG, the human race makes me vomit. For the planet's sake we can't destroy ourselves soon enough.