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EU Receives Nobel Peace Prize: Watch The Full Farce

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Need a quick and amusing pick up to start off another dreary, centrally-planned week? Well... "You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the full of pomp and circumstance ceremony of the European Union receiving the Nobel Peace Prize."

And the humor does not stop there: here is the full draft of Gollum's acceptance speech.

 

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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:40 | 3048584 Ben Dover
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is it me or is the link not working?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:43 | 3048597 crusty curmudgeon
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Well deserved!

Had it not been for the EU, there would have been riots and high unemployment in Greece and Spain.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:56 | 3048643 vast-dom
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it was pre-cog prize ahead of EU stopping riots that they caused. the future was seen and is bright.

 

ot: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9735012/...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:03 | 3048669 Harlequin001
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Lost for words I'm afraid.

All the traits of pure genius except intelligence...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:30 | 3048728 caconhma
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Somehow Hitler and Stalin did not get but H. Kissinger and terrorist Begin got the Nobel Peace Prizes.

So, IMHO, the Nobel Prize awarding committee decisions are well balanced.

As for EU member countries, the former colonial gangsters are doing everything in their power to regain their past colonial glory slaughtering civilians in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, Yemen, etc. as well as helping midlevel regimes in Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Yemen, etc., to suppress their own people and promote their radical Islamic terrorism all around world.

The inventor of dynamite must be proud of the Nobel Prize awarding committee and its deeds promoting peace and understanding between people.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:42 | 3048795 caconhma
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EU is paying for it. A shocking video has surfaced on the Internet showing militants in Syria having a child beheaded a kidnapped man.
The clip, recently posted on YouTube, displays a child using a sword to chop off the head of the kidnapped whose hands are tied up. 

The incident is believed to have taken place in the western city of Homs, located about 160 kilometers north of the capital, Damascus. 

The video also displays one of the militants at the scene showing the severed head and placing it on the dead body. 

Other beheaded prisoners can also be seen in the footage. However, the identities of the victims are not known.


Experts say the Arabic language spoken by the militants does not belong to Syrian people and they are believed to have Saudi accents. 

On November 29, a similar footage surfaced online displaying foreign-backed militants in the country killing 10 unarmed Syrian prisoners. 

 

This is "the Democracy and Peace" presently promoted by EU.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:21 | 3049118 saturn
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I don't follow this stupid price giving since the prez of the Terrorist States of America has been rewarded with that crap.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:43 | 3049164 Bloodstock
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Aahhh, the beauty of no 2nd Amendment,,,we just chop your head off or gouge your eyes out!!! Civilzation at last! Maybe the next Noble Piece of Pies will be issued to Bloodstock. Ah yes ladies and gentlemen, I said it here and I thank you very much for this horror, er, uh, I mean honor. Tank you, tank you very, very much. Tank you!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:17 | 3048720 I am more equal...
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Some animals or more equal than others....

Pigs will be pigs.

And finally

Hogs get fat while pigs get slaughtered.  or is is Pigs get fats while hogs get slaughtered. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2PyeXRwhCE

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:06 | 3048872 TheCanadianAustrian
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Next thing you know they'll award the prize to someone who discovers a revolutionary powerful new explosive.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:41 | 3049168 Dabale arroz a ...
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Such as the atomic bomb, which saved so many american lives at the end of WWII. Give me some Tsar Bombas and peace will rule the world forever, since no rocks have been known to wage war among themselves.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:45 | 3048606 HoaX
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Nope, isn´t working for me either.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:55 | 3048641 DaveyJones
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the award makes no sense until you realize the other two finalists were Than Shwe and OJ Simpson

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:42 | 3048585 mrktwtch2
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you always get a prize before disaster strikes..lol

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:42 | 3048594 CPL
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Weirdly...yes.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:42 | 3048586 pods
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Screwing over an entire continent for the sake of the banksters gets you the peace prize?

Maybe they meant "piece" prize?  As in, the bankers will always get their piece?

pods

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:47 | 3048612 Dr. Engali
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If you can get a peace prize for bombing the shit out out of poor brown people why shouldn't you be able to get one for screwing poor white people?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:42 | 3048589 caimen garou
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sorry Tyler, could'nt watch it! when I started the video I had to stop it to go vomit :(

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:42 | 3048596 williambanzai7
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EU WINS NEUMAN PRIZE

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:57 | 3048648 DaveyJones
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he's actually done a lot more for peace 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:57 | 3048652 tnquake
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WB7, excellent as usual!

Would like to see the monkey accepting the "Nobel"?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2245683/Was-doing-Christmas-shop...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:47 | 3048618 deejo
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Only zerohedge would reference hans gruber from die hard. Love it!!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:50 | 3048629 Dr. Engali
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Good catch.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:48 | 3048620 eclectic syncretist
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Sounds like the committee is taking a page out of George Castanza's "do the opposite of whatever makes sense" playbook....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiwtXHPwGPE

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:49 | 3048624 aleph0
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Sorry...  just had lunch ... may watch it later on an empty stomach.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:54 | 3048627 Mercury
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This is like giving a peace prize to the Treaty of Versailles...in 1933.

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:54 | 3048639 SheepDog-One
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Or naming Hitler Time magazine Man of the Year in 1938....oh wait, they did that too.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:51 | 3048634 TrustWho
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Consistency....Current POTUS received it and unleahed the drones on the world. Hell, he justifies killing good people to get the "Bad Guys" and he is the only and ultimate decider. Obama is like the emperor of Rome at the coliseum with thumbs up or down.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:52 | 3048636 Dr Benway
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LOL. Would only be more ridiculous if they gave it to themselves, which as bureaucratic cronies they in a sense did.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:54 | 3048637 Volaille de Bresse
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Don't despair.. how much would it cost to save the European Union? Answer : four 9mm bullets, that is not much. Barroso, Von Rompuy, Martin Schulz, Juncker, bang bang bang bang and we're de-slaved!

 

Time to rejoice!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 21:27 | 3050494 TrustWho
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China needs to loan these guys some money. when they miss their first payment you will get your wish fulfilled.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:53 | 3048638 SheepDog-One
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The whole show has just become too disgusting to watch anymore.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:03 | 3048664 DaveyJones
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it's getting even more disturbing isn't it. The psychological part. They know it's getting close and they're making these pathetic counter gestures that no longer worry how absurd they look. It's like declaring a holiday after a food famine in North Korea. It can't be a good sign

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:55 | 3048645 debtor of last ...
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We all know it's made of tungsten.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:59 | 3048654 YesWeKahn
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I voted no, I thought China should have received it.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:01 | 3048660 PUD
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Spainiards and Greeks huddle around a dumpster and small fire throwing rose petals at their feet as they accept the award.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | 3048681 whisperin
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So Tyler, speaking of top ticking does this mean another European war is around the corner?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:08 | 3048696 mirac
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I just got a Nobel Peace Prize in my Crackerjack box!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:10 | 3048704 w00dmann
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Just want to say - +1000, 000 for the awesome Die Hard reference!  :D

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:27 | 3048750 FubarNation
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Well now the EU can be making plans for Nigel.  Poor guy.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXNhL4J_S00

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:37 | 3048781 toomanyfakecons...
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Bombing women and children by consensus is still bombing women and children. Silly EU.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:13 | 3048892 Savyindallas
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Killing innocent women and children will eventually lead to peace  -you just have to kill enough of them. Works every time.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:44 | 3048801 trx
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More great videos by the EU propaganda machine:

 

The Nobel Art of Propaganda

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:05 | 3048868 myptofvu
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I don't know they got some pretty hot women...oh wait..you said Nobel "Peace" Prize....Nevermind

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:10 | 3048880 Savyindallas
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Is this a joke? Obama and now the EU? Can we posthumously award papa Joe Stalin the Nobel Peace prize? He was instrumental in defeating Hitler  - shouldnt that qualify him for the award? Now I see why the Prize was named after the inventor of dynamite. Its orwellian Doublespeak.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:11 | 3048885 loveyajimbo
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The EU beat out Assad by 3 lousy votes.  Farrakhan came 3rd.  Biden would have been 4th, but they found him toe-tapping in the mens loo... again.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:15 | 3048897 Cult of Criminality
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Certainly you meant POS Prize

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:15 | 3048903 Cult of Criminality
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Twilight Zone act:2

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:17 | 3048904 Inthemix96
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Look on the bright side.

In less than two weeks in paul krugmans best voice, we will all be free from this zionist scourge on the face of humanity.

Fuckers.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:33 | 3048952 MrBoompi
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Yes, the elites who control Europe have, at least temporarily, realized they can all make obscene profits without resorting to killing each other.  Unions such as the EU can inflict economic warfare on its citizens, whithout the need for state-sanctioned bloodshed.  The larger the union, the more debt can be foisted onto the weak and powerless without their approval.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:51 | 3049016 Joe A
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Mark the 13th of December: then the EU wants to centralize approval of the members' budgets. The EU also has plans to impose rules for political parties that want to participate in the EU elections. Cause EU skeptic parties, who needs that when one wants to build the EUSSR.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:14 | 3049096 theprofromdover
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Some years they had the good sense not to award the Prize .........

perhaps also some years, the recipients had the humility to decline it.

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:58 | 3049211 Tom Terrific
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OMG, the human race makes me vomit.  For the planet's sake we can't destroy ourselves soon enough.

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