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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:59 | 3048651 Aziz
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Next year's winners:

Joe Weisenthal & Lloyd Blankfein

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:02 | 3048655 Harlequin001
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I think next year they should give it to 'the weather'...

'cos every day last year it either rained or went dark.

Now that's consistency, and it didn't start any wars either...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:06 | 3048684 ghengis86
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I nominate The Honorable Jon Corzine and The Bernank

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:22 | 3048730 Mister Ponzi
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Zbigniew Brzezinski for his life achievement.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:56 | 3048837 nope-1004
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Nobel PP is a total farce.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:15 | 3048899 knukles
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This is like watching the horseshit surrounding the Oscars where the self-absorbed in Hollywood applaud themselves.

Whata farce.

 

Tells volumes as to Europe's character.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:09 | 3049074 redpill
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I nominate Vyacheslav Molotov

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:53 | 3049202 urwright
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Peace of the Pie prize.  They got the biggest slice.  Duh.

What is everyones problem?

Get a tie, learn that the power of pursuation (as there is nothing more powerful) and join in.  Is this not the agenda of Tyler(s) here?  Anonimity directing bots that play along with the idea there is an actual market which decides how best to slice the biggest Peace of pie for the sham of an idea these spinless fucks actually are not part of these guys slicing what is valuable up.

Or is this place the den of the GodDamnedMutherFukinNaggerSlave?

WWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still have not decided as I am wondering if there is a difference between punishment or justice for those on the recieving end of this disproportionate distribution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O_nrlMsSRU

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:14 | 3049099 General Decline
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Summing up the Oscars in two sentances:

Random Hollywood d-bag A: "Your great"

Random Hollywood d-bag B: "No. YOUR great"

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:14 | 3049943 Ned Zeppelin
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Agree nope -1004. The Nobel PP has sort of sunk to the level of Time's "Person Of The Year," another pathetic holdover from a different era. As if there are not actual humans risking their lives every day for peace across the globe while nincompoops get awards for doing nothing.  

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:12 | 3048708 New England Patriot
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Is it Opposite Day again?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:11 | 3048889 somecallmetimmah
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Yup. Comes every other odd year.  Unless it's an 'even' year, in which case it's the other way around.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 15:10 | 3049250 Sudden Debt
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Op, IT'S IN YOUR FACE DAY!

Doesn't anybody SEE those 12 stones that represent PEACE?!?!?!?

WHAT COUNTRY has 12 stones as a symbol of their unity....

What country wants to be linked to peace while killing everybody hardly?

J ... W S

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 21:05 | 3050432 StychoKiller
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I was thinking more like the Nobel prize committee giving the Peace prize to itself... ('cause THEY deserve it!)

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:00 | 3048656 Dr. Engali
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If we use history as a guide the peace prize is awarded just before the killing starts.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:02 | 3048665 GolfHatesMe
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Obviously they should have sold more tickets

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:20 | 3048726 DavidC
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GolfHatesMe,
Hilarious! Thank you!

DavidC

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:16 | 3048667 NvrGivUp
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Shameful and Sad...

 

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:02 | 3048668 williambanzai7
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NOBEL FARCE

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:15 | 3048712 Apeman
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As if you took a snapshot from my thoughts and added a hint of funny.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | 3048671 FLUSA.com
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Does the Nobel Peace prize now go to whom blows things up into the most pieces?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:55 | 3049205 BorisTheBlade
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Well, Nobel didn't invent dynamite for nothing.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | 3048672 cxp
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ITALY: Timeline of key events in Italy for the next few weeks:
- Dec 12 Italy 12-month T-bill auction for E6.5bln 
- Dec 13 Italy mid-month BTP auction
- Dec 14 Italy T-bill redemption for E10.7bln
- Dec 15 Italy BTP bond redemption for E18.686bln
- Dec ? Italy 2013 Budget, If pass Monti will step down as PM 
- Dec 20 Italy T-bill redemption for E3.5bln
- Dec 21 President Napolitano year-end press conference, likely date to 
dissolve parliament
- Dec 27 Italy T-bill redemption for E3.0bln, T-bill/CTZ auction
- Dec 28 Italy BTP/CCTeu auctions 
- Dec 31 Italy T-till redemption for E9.0bln
- Dec 31 Italy CTZ bond redemption for E11.833bln
- Feb ? Italy general election - within 45-70 days after President 
Napolitano dissolves parliament, according to the Constitution

 

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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | 3048673 Jack Sheet
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A disgusting, vomit-inducing display.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:05 | 3048676 fadgadget
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can't wait to hear nigel farage's rebuttal.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:13 | 3048710 Lost Wages
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Hopefully the Europeans will just hang these pigs instead of sending out the resident blowhard to entertain us again.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:09 | 3049079 unrulian
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ZH please post it if NF comments on it

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | 3048677 Scalaris
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These people are obviously celebrating peace.

The police force is merely providing a contingency for the event of peace overflow.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:05 | 3048679 Conman
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That pic should be shown to FBI profilers to train them to spot psychopaths.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:05 | 3048683 slaughterer
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We live in very dark ages now.

The Nobel prize industry has been discredited for decades.  

But this is the worst. 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:06 | 3048687 Glass Seagull
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People

Entering

A

Chaotic

Epoch

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:06 | 3048688 SokPOTUS
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Bashar Assad and Steve Liesman to share this year's prize....

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:07 | 3048694 Cognitive Dissonance
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At peak insanity it must seek "proof" that it is sane. The illusion must be maintained since there is nothing else supporting it other than faith and belief from those who want to be lied to.

<"Daddy, tell me another lie so I may believe it's the truth.">

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:07 | 3048695 NaiLib
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Disgusting!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:18 | 3048706 TomGa
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If it's any consoloation, just look back at what happened in the years after the same louts awarded Obama the "Peace" prize.  Lock and load Europe.

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:17 | 3048723 Galt57
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You can't have peace without some collateral damage.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:13 | 3048709 1835jackson
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It only took massive losses for the public to finally "get it" and I still doubt that they really understand the genius behind the private banking system. The race is on between public enlightenment and the central banks printing their debt based money so that they can try and get the patient back to sleep with reruns of Jersey shore and cheap credit.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:14 | 3048711 astoriajoe
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Compare:

multiple people in each photo.

Everyone's got something in their hands.

The gentlemen in the middle of each photo are wearing blue.

I can't quite tell in the second photo, but everyone seems to be smiling in the first, so I'm sure....

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:16 | 3048715 wagthetails
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yeah, but using typical gov reasoning. This how much worse it would be W/O the EU managment. soo, they should give the Nobel Peace prize to Texas for excellence in capital punishment. just think of how many murders they stopped! 

(and no, I'm not against capital punishment, just making the point).

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:17 | 3048717 Dr. Engali
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They'll pass them suckers out to just about anybody.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:27 | 3048743 Liquid Courage
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The prize looks like a Paint-By-Numbers Watercolor Kit.

Plenty of yellow for rays of sunshine, blue for blue skies and green for all those, you know, shoots.

Notably absent, however is red to depict all that blood in the streets.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:27 | 3048748 silver surfer
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See EU parliament president Martin Schulz make epic Freudian slips in this Q/A video:

http://www.nrk.no/nyheter/nobels_fredspris/1.10286699

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:34 | 3048767 whoopsing
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 " We'll peace you to death" 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:36 | 3048775 1eyedman
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lets see Obama gets peace prize: winds down iraq, continue afghan wars; expands drone program dramatically bombs potential targets at will, agrees with law detaining citizens w/out proof (aka  habeas corpus)....

eurocrats get peace prize; invoke abe lincoln; claim debt is prosperity and riots are peace....

again...eurocivil war

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:42 | 3048792 DavosSherman
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Wow!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:53 | 3048827 jmcadg
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I'm guessing Nigel Farage didn't give the prize?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:56 | 3048835 slackrabbit
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Rumor has it next year it will be awarded to Satan.

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:59 | 3048849 nope-1004
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Blythe Masters is getting it?  The bitch that invented derivatives, manipulates commodities, and steals segregated accounts?  Say it ain't so.......

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:56 | 3048836 jmcadg
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Looks like the prize is a painting kit. So they can create an even rosier picture.

But only after Barroso takes the dildo out of his arse. Twat.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:16 | 3048901 EndTheMedia
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Does anyone actually take the nobel peace prize seriously anymore??

It makes sense when WAR is PEACE.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:26 | 3048929 Cult of Criminality
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Think those parasites in the top picture need a flu shot or two

Throw in some free gates vaccine while your at it please.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:25 | 3048930 whisperin
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Interesting, my coment seems to have disappeared so I'll restate it. Tyler, would this be what you'd call top ticking the European peace as a prelude to a European war around the corner?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:48 | 3049006 Joe A
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The opposite of peace is not war but 'un-peace'.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:43 | 3048994 Joe A
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And in order to continue with peace in Europe, the EU will decide on the 13th that all the members' budgets will need to be centrally approved. Sort of like the politburo in the USSR. And to top it off, the EU will also install new rules and regulations for the approval of political parties that can participate in EU elections. Cause when you are building the EUSSR, one does not need the likes of Nigel Farage and other EU skeptic parties.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:52 | 3049023 luckylongshot
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The Eurocrats are so desperate to recover some credibilty they strong arm a Nobel peace prize...as a reward for being good little Rothschild zionists and utterly destroying the lives and hopes of most of the people in Europe.....maybe they should give one to Stalin too.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:08 | 3049072 Zymurguy
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Receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is an embarrassment.  It only is awarded to over-reaching, greedy statists.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:38 | 3049160 j-dub
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My understanding is that a russian named Joseph Stalin received a posthumous runner up award. 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:55 | 3049186 Wakanda
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"These are the color swatches for the spa in our South American underground bunker!"

compared to:

ROOOOAAAARR!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:54 | 3049200 azzhatter
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Three buttfuckers from Brussels

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:59 | 3049217 4Y_LURKER
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Nobel Prize Double speak champions 2012!!!

 

 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 15:56 | 3049435 R_J
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--huh?

-NO Tar & Feathers?

 

This was the time for it!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 16:35 | 3049597 Catflappo
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Picture 1:  Three cunts

Picture 2:  Three cuntainers being carried through the streets

 

Sorry, typo.....

(should be "four")

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 17:58 | 3049895 Parrotile
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Picture 1: The "Comfortable Survivors": No matter what happens (barring true catastrophe) these people and their hangers-on will survive, and survive very comfortably on the back of the labours on the "Underclass". The "Comfortable Survivor" class is more commonly referred to as the "Ruling Class"

Picture 2: These are "The Underclass", also known as "Cannon Fodder", also known as "The Taxpayer Base". Useful purpose is to provide labour for, and glorification of, the "Ruling Class", as well as to provide a selected workforce to "enforce" the confiscation policies of the "Ruling Class", and from time to time provide "sacrificial heroes" when the "Ruling Class" wish to steal assets of other "Ruling Classes" - a process commonly called "War".

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