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European Nobel Peace Prize Award: Compare And Contrast

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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:59 | Link to Comment Aziz
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Next year's winners:

Joe Weisenthal & Lloyd Blankfein

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:02 | Link to Comment Harlequin001
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I think next year they should give it to 'the weather'...

'cos every day last year it either rained or went dark.

Now that's consistency, and it didn't start any wars either...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:06 | Link to Comment ghengis86
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I nominate The Honorable Jon Corzine and The Bernank

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:22 | Link to Comment Mister Ponzi
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Zbigniew Brzezinski for his life achievement.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:56 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Nobel PP is a total farce.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:15 | Link to Comment knukles
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This is like watching the horseshit surrounding the Oscars where the self-absorbed in Hollywood applaud themselves.

Whata farce.


Tells volumes as to Europe's character.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:09 | Link to Comment redpill
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I nominate Vyacheslav Molotov

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:53 | Link to Comment urwright
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Peace of the Pie prize.  They got the biggest slice.  Duh.

What is everyones problem?

Get a tie, learn that the power of pursuation (as there is nothing more powerful) and join in.  Is this not the agenda of Tyler(s) here?  Anonimity directing bots that play along with the idea there is an actual market which decides how best to slice the biggest Peace of pie for the sham of an idea these spinless fucks actually are not part of these guys slicing what is valuable up.

Or is this place the den of the GodDamnedMutherFukinNaggerSlave?


Still have not decided as I am wondering if there is a difference between punishment or justice for those on the recieving end of this disproportionate distribution.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:14 | Link to Comment General Decline
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Summing up the Oscars in two sentances:

Random Hollywood d-bag A: "Your great"

Random Hollywood d-bag B: "No. YOUR great"

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:14 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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Agree nope -1004. The Nobel PP has sort of sunk to the level of Time's "Person Of The Year," another pathetic holdover from a different era. As if there are not actual humans risking their lives every day for peace across the globe while nincompoops get awards for doing nothing.  

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:12 | Link to Comment New England Patriot
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Is it Opposite Day again?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:11 | Link to Comment somecallmetimmah
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Yup. Comes every other odd year.  Unless it's an 'even' year, in which case it's the other way around.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Doesn't anybody SEE those 12 stones that represent PEACE?!?!?!?

WHAT COUNTRY has 12 stones as a symbol of their unity....

What country wants to be linked to peace while killing everybody hardly?

J ... W S

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 21:05 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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I was thinking more like the Nobel prize committee giving the Peace prize to itself... ('cause THEY deserve it!)

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:00 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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If we use history as a guide the peace prize is awarded just before the killing starts.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:02 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Obviously they should have sold more tickets

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:20 | Link to Comment DavidC
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Hilarious! Thank you!


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:16 | Link to Comment NvrGivUp
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Shameful and Sad...



Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:02 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Apeman
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As if you took a snapshot from my thoughts and added a hint of funny.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | Link to Comment's picture

Does the Nobel Peace prize now go to whom blows things up into the most pieces?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment BorisTheBlade
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Well, Nobel didn't invent dynamite for nothing.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | Link to Comment cxp
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ITALY: Timeline of key events in Italy for the next few weeks:
- Dec 12 Italy 12-month T-bill auction for E6.5bln 
- Dec 13 Italy mid-month BTP auction
- Dec 14 Italy T-bill redemption for E10.7bln
- Dec 15 Italy BTP bond redemption for E18.686bln
- Dec ? Italy 2013 Budget, If pass Monti will step down as PM 
- Dec 20 Italy T-bill redemption for E3.5bln
- Dec 21 President Napolitano year-end press conference, likely date to 
dissolve parliament
- Dec 27 Italy T-bill redemption for E3.0bln, T-bill/CTZ auction
- Dec 28 Italy BTP/CCTeu auctions 
- Dec 31 Italy T-till redemption for E9.0bln
- Dec 31 Italy CTZ bond redemption for E11.833bln
- Feb ? Italy general election - within 45-70 days after President 
Napolitano dissolves parliament, according to the Constitution


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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Jack Sheet
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A disgusting, vomit-inducing display.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment fadgadget
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can't wait to hear nigel farage's rebuttal.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Hopefully the Europeans will just hang these pigs instead of sending out the resident blowhard to entertain us again.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:09 | Link to Comment unrulian
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ZH please post it if NF comments on it

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Scalaris
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These people are obviously celebrating peace.

The police force is merely providing a contingency for the event of peace overflow.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Conman
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That pic should be shown to FBI profilers to train them to spot psychopaths.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:05 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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We live in very dark ages now.

The Nobel prize industry has been discredited for decades.  

But this is the worst. 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:06 | Link to Comment Glass Seagull
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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:06 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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Bashar Assad and Steve Liesman to share this year's prize....

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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At peak insanity it must seek "proof" that it is sane. The illusion must be maintained since there is nothing else supporting it other than faith and belief from those who want to be lied to.

<"Daddy, tell me another lie so I may believe it's the truth.">

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:07 | Link to Comment NaiLib
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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:18 | Link to Comment TomGa
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If it's any consoloation, just look back at what happened in the years after the same louts awarded Obama the "Peace" prize.  Lock and load Europe.


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Galt57
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You can't have peace without some collateral damage.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:13 | Link to Comment 1835jackson
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It only took massive losses for the public to finally "get it" and I still doubt that they really understand the genius behind the private banking system. The race is on between public enlightenment and the central banks printing their debt based money so that they can try and get the patient back to sleep with reruns of Jersey shore and cheap credit.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment astoriajoe
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multiple people in each photo.

Everyone's got something in their hands.

The gentlemen in the middle of each photo are wearing blue.

I can't quite tell in the second photo, but everyone seems to be smiling in the first, so I'm sure....

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:16 | Link to Comment wagthetails
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yeah, but using typical gov reasoning. This how much worse it would be W/O the EU managment. soo, they should give the Nobel Peace prize to Texas for excellence in capital punishment. just think of how many murders they stopped! 

(and no, I'm not against capital punishment, just making the point).

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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They'll pass them suckers out to just about anybody.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:27 | Link to Comment Liquid Courage
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The prize looks like a Paint-By-Numbers Watercolor Kit.

Plenty of yellow for rays of sunshine, blue for blue skies and green for all those, you know, shoots.

Notably absent, however is red to depict all that blood in the streets.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:27 | Link to Comment silver surfer
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See EU parliament president Martin Schulz make epic Freudian slips in this Q/A video:

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:34 | Link to Comment whoopsing
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 " We'll peace you to death" 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment 1eyedman
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lets see Obama gets peace prize: winds down iraq, continue afghan wars; expands drone program dramatically bombs potential targets at will, agrees with law detaining citizens w/out proof (aka  habeas corpus)....

eurocrats get peace prize; invoke abe lincoln; claim debt is prosperity and riots are peace....

again...eurocivil war

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:42 | Link to Comment DavosSherman
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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:53 | Link to Comment jmcadg
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I'm guessing Nigel Farage didn't give the prize?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:56 | Link to Comment slackrabbit
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Rumor has it next year it will be awarded to Satan.


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:59 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Blythe Masters is getting it?  The bitch that invented derivatives, manipulates commodities, and steals segregated accounts?  Say it ain't so.......


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:56 | Link to Comment jmcadg
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Looks like the prize is a painting kit. So they can create an even rosier picture.

But only after Barroso takes the dildo out of his arse. Twat.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:16 | Link to Comment EndTheMedia
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Does anyone actually take the nobel peace prize seriously anymore??

It makes sense when WAR is PEACE.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment Cult of Criminality
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Think those parasites in the top picture need a flu shot or two

Throw in some free gates vaccine while your at it please.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment whisperin
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Interesting, my coment seems to have disappeared so I'll restate it. Tyler, would this be what you'd call top ticking the European peace as a prelude to a European war around the corner?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:48 | Link to Comment Joe A
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The opposite of peace is not war but 'un-peace'.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Joe A
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And in order to continue with peace in Europe, the EU will decide on the 13th that all the members' budgets will need to be centrally approved. Sort of like the politburo in the USSR. And to top it off, the EU will also install new rules and regulations for the approval of political parties that can participate in EU elections. Cause when you are building the EUSSR, one does not need the likes of Nigel Farage and other EU skeptic parties.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:52 | Link to Comment luckylongshot
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The Eurocrats are so desperate to recover some credibilty they strong arm a Nobel peace a reward for being good little Rothschild zionists and utterly destroying the lives and hopes of most of the people in Europe.....maybe they should give one to Stalin too.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:08 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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Receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is an embarrassment.  It only is awarded to over-reaching, greedy statists.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment j-dub
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My understanding is that a russian named Joseph Stalin received a posthumous runner up award. 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:55 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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"These are the color swatches for the spa in our South American underground bunker!"

compared to:


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:54 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Three buttfuckers from Brussels

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment 4Y_LURKER
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Nobel Prize Double speak champions 2012!!!



Mon, 12/10/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment R_J
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-NO Tar & Feathers?


This was the time for it!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 16:35 | Link to Comment Catflappo
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Picture 1:  Three cunts

Picture 2:  Three cuntainers being carried through the streets


Sorry, typo.....

(should be "four")

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 17:58 | Link to Comment Parrotile
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Picture 1: The "Comfortable Survivors": No matter what happens (barring true catastrophe) these people and their hangers-on will survive, and survive very comfortably on the back of the labours on the "Underclass". The "Comfortable Survivor" class is more commonly referred to as the "Ruling Class"

Picture 2: These are "The Underclass", also known as "Cannon Fodder", also known as "The Taxpayer Base". Useful purpose is to provide labour for, and glorification of, the "Ruling Class", as well as to provide a selected workforce to "enforce" the confiscation policies of the "Ruling Class", and from time to time provide "sacrificial heroes" when the "Ruling Class" wish to steal assets of other "Ruling Classes" - a process commonly called "War".

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