European Nobel Peace Prize Award: Compare And Contrast

Tyler Durden's picture


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Aziz's picture

Next year's winners:

Joe Weisenthal & Lloyd Blankfein

Harlequin001's picture

I think next year they should give it to 'the weather'...

'cos every day last year it either rained or went dark.

Now that's consistency, and it didn't start any wars either...

ghengis86's picture

I nominate The Honorable Jon Corzine and The Bernank

Mister Ponzi's picture

Zbigniew Brzezinski for his life achievement.

knukles's picture

This is like watching the horseshit surrounding the Oscars where the self-absorbed in Hollywood applaud themselves.

Whata farce.


Tells volumes as to Europe's character.

redpill's picture

I nominate Vyacheslav Molotov

urwright's picture

Peace of the Pie prize.  They got the biggest slice.  Duh.

What is everyones problem?

Get a tie, learn that the power of pursuation (as there is nothing more powerful) and join in.  Is this not the agenda of Tyler(s) here?  Anonimity directing bots that play along with the idea there is an actual market which decides how best to slice the biggest Peace of pie for the sham of an idea these spinless fucks actually are not part of these guys slicing what is valuable up.

Or is this place the den of the GodDamnedMutherFukinNaggerSlave?


Still have not decided as I am wondering if there is a difference between punishment or justice for those on the recieving end of this disproportionate distribution.

General Decline's picture

Summing up the Oscars in two sentances:

Random Hollywood d-bag A: "Your great"

Random Hollywood d-bag B: "No. YOUR great"

Ned Zeppelin's picture

Agree nope -1004. The Nobel PP has sort of sunk to the level of Time's "Person Of The Year," another pathetic holdover from a different era. As if there are not actual humans risking their lives every day for peace across the globe while nincompoops get awards for doing nothing.  

somecallmetimmah's picture

Yup. Comes every other odd year.  Unless it's an 'even' year, in which case it's the other way around.

Sudden Debt's picture


Doesn't anybody SEE those 12 stones that represent PEACE?!?!?!?

WHAT COUNTRY has 12 stones as a symbol of their unity....

What country wants to be linked to peace while killing everybody hardly?

J ... W S

StychoKiller's picture

I was thinking more like the Nobel prize committee giving the Peace prize to itself... ('cause THEY deserve it!)

Dr. Engali's picture

If we use history as a guide the peace prize is awarded just before the killing starts.

GolfHatesMe's picture

Obviously they should have sold more tickets

DavidC's picture

Hilarious! Thank you!


NvrGivUp's picture

Shameful and Sad...



Apeman's picture

As if you took a snapshot from my thoughts and added a hint of funny.'s picture

Does the Nobel Peace prize now go to whom blows things up into the most pieces?

BorisTheBlade's picture

Well, Nobel didn't invent dynamite for nothing.

cxp's picture

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Jack Sheet's picture

A disgusting, vomit-inducing display.

fadgadget's picture

can't wait to hear nigel farage's rebuttal.

Lost Wages's picture

Hopefully the Europeans will just hang these pigs instead of sending out the resident blowhard to entertain us again.

unrulian's picture

ZH please post it if NF comments on it

Scalaris's picture

These people are obviously celebrating peace.

The police force is merely providing a contingency for the event of peace overflow.

Conman's picture

That pic should be shown to FBI profilers to train them to spot psychopaths.

slaughterer's picture

We live in very dark ages now.

The Nobel prize industry has been discredited for decades.  

But this is the worst. 

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SokPOTUS's picture

Bashar Assad and Steve Liesman to share this year's prize....

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

At peak insanity it must seek "proof" that it is sane. The illusion must be maintained since there is nothing else supporting it other than faith and belief from those who want to be lied to.

<"Daddy, tell me another lie so I may believe it's the truth.">

TomGa's picture

If it's any consoloation, just look back at what happened in the years after the same louts awarded Obama the "Peace" prize.  Lock and load Europe.


Galt57's picture

You can't have peace without some collateral damage.

1835jackson's picture

It only took massive losses for the public to finally "get it" and I still doubt that they really understand the genius behind the private banking system. The race is on between public enlightenment and the central banks printing their debt based money so that they can try and get the patient back to sleep with reruns of Jersey shore and cheap credit.

astoriajoe's picture


multiple people in each photo.

Everyone's got something in their hands.

The gentlemen in the middle of each photo are wearing blue.

I can't quite tell in the second photo, but everyone seems to be smiling in the first, so I'm sure....

wagthetails's picture

yeah, but using typical gov reasoning. This how much worse it would be W/O the EU managment. soo, they should give the Nobel Peace prize to Texas for excellence in capital punishment. just think of how many murders they stopped! 

(and no, I'm not against capital punishment, just making the point).

Dr. Engali's picture

They'll pass them suckers out to just about anybody.

Liquid Courage's picture

The prize looks like a Paint-By-Numbers Watercolor Kit.

Plenty of yellow for rays of sunshine, blue for blue skies and green for all those, you know, shoots.

Notably absent, however is red to depict all that blood in the streets.

silver surfer's picture



See EU parliament president Martin Schulz make epic Freudian slips in this Q/A video:

whoopsing's picture

 " We'll peace you to death" 

1eyedman's picture

lets see Obama gets peace prize: winds down iraq, continue afghan wars; expands drone program dramatically bombs potential targets at will, agrees with law detaining citizens w/out proof (aka  habeas corpus)....

eurocrats get peace prize; invoke abe lincoln; claim debt is prosperity and riots are peace....

again...eurocivil war

jmcadg's picture

I'm guessing Nigel Farage didn't give the prize?

slackrabbit's picture

Rumor has it next year it will be awarded to Satan.


nope-1004's picture

Blythe Masters is getting it?  The bitch that invented derivatives, manipulates commodities, and steals segregated accounts?  Say it ain't so.......


jmcadg's picture

Looks like the prize is a painting kit. So they can create an even rosier picture.

But only after Barroso takes the dildo out of his arse. Twat.

EndTheMedia's picture

Does anyone actually take the nobel peace prize seriously anymore??

It makes sense when WAR is PEACE.