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Chart Of The Day: The Collapsing Half-Life Of Unsterilized Central Bank Intervention

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Assuming that Ben Bernanke unveils the transition from 'sterilized' Twist to 'unsterilized' QE4 today (which if he doesn't will upset more than a few long-only managers looking to make their year), then the chart below shows the incredible and insatiable demand for money printing (and the central banks' acquiescence). Looking at just outright incremental injections of excess reserves (money-printing), since the whole 'experiment' began, the Fed and ECB have embarked on more and more frequent attempts to prop up this 'fundamentally' sinking ship. Perhaps this is what the Hong Kong Monetary Authority warned of? At the current average decay period of around 40% per action, we should see the ECB or Fed enact something new by around February 4th (just as the debt-ceiling comes to a head).

 

 

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Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:12 | 3056250 ShortTheUS
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Looks like it drops to zero on a long enough timeline.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:11 | 3056252 SeverinSlade
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Until we get to a point where Bernanke is forced to announce additional unsterilized QE daily.  Weimar 2.0

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:14 | 3056271 TruthInSunshine
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 "At the current average decay period of around 40% per action, we should see the ECB or Fed enact something new by around February 4th (just as the debt-ceiling comes to a head)."

 

We still have a debt ceiling? WTF!!! WHY!!!!???

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:19 | 3056280 idea_hamster
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We could also add in the column for pre-QE1.

Between 12/23/1913 and 11/25/2008, we had 34,671 days.  Gives some perspective to the decay rate, no?

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:25 | 3056303 Ancona
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Why don't we just sterilize Bernanke?

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:34 | 3056325 camaro68ss
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 by my calculations and based on 1/2 lifes. QE12 will start around July 15th 2013. QE13 will then start on july 16th 2013.

We got 7 months

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 14:41 | 3056639 Popo
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Calculus calculus.  It's acceleration of the rate of change.  Its much sooner than you think because the rate is increasing.

At the rate of acceleration we will be at daily QE (Yes, DAILY QE!  HOLY SHIT BALLS) before the summer.

The wheels are off the car already... we just haven't felt the impact yet.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 16:19 | 3057096 MiltonFriedmans...
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So how long before the "market" figures this out?  It seems the lights could go out, virtually any day now.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:31 | 3056322 sodbuster
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I've never thought of it as a debt ceiling- it's more like a debt target.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:36 | 3056353 ZeroChance
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It's actually a big ol' fashion can of Campbell's Mmm Mmm Mmm "Soup is Good Food" Tomato Soup.  Go ahead, kick it, you know you want to!

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:42 | 3056394 NEOSERF
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IT is more like a debt fantasy

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 15:04 | 3056758 This just in
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A debt parasol.  

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 14:38 | 3056656 viahj
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because the political circus of the debt limit and fiscal cliff, distract attention from the implacement of the police state around us

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:17 | 3056276 LawsofPhysics
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Pretty much there already.  Nothing really changes until the supply lines break.  Look at history, shit only gets real when the power goes off and the food and fuel are not delivered for whatever reason.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:51 | 3056440 centerline
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Exactly.  Or the ATMs stop functioning and the banks are closed.  (word of advice - keep cash on hand).

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:23 | 3056290 Big Slick
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Extrapolating, QE5 will take place prior to QE4, which means Ben will be announcing that QE5 began last Friday.  Retroactive easing. 

Any day, I'm expecting to see Bruce Willis arrive from the future trying to figure out what happened to the planet.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:26 | 3056310 Seer
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Ah!  This explains why all these folks tell us that we're not in recession!

Butt-head: I'm, like, angry at numbers.
Beavis: There's like, too many of 'em and stuff.

Expect there to be a declaration of "War on Numbers!" (get rid of them and our problems are solved!)

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:49 | 3056433 agent default
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HFQE. High Frequency QE BITCHEZ.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:48 | 3056434 donsluck
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Congratulations on your thinking outside the box. QE will be done on the sly, to favored banks only (hmm HSBC?) to be "revealed" after the fact, hence "retroactive QE".

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:14 | 3056268 slaughterer
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Looks like the chart for "days between crack fixes" for the jive doggs in East LA and the Bronx.  

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 14:53 | 3056721 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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They need to invent a time machine so that QE5->QE6 can cross the zero barrier.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 18:44 | 3057607 hannah
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it (time) will never drop to zero, it will just take ever larger amounts of spending in smaller time periods.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:13 | 3056257 centerline
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Looks just like the dimishing returns evidenced in the S&P.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:12 | 3056261 Shash
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The bearded academics!

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:14 | 3056262 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Chart Of The Day: The Collapsing Half-Life Of Unsterilized Fed Intervention"

Let's just give the Fed a vasectomy and reduce that prick (Ben) down in size.

<At the least he'll be shooting blanks.>

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:22 | 3056296 CPL
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Stand back everyone.

 

I'm gunna beat the shit out of this Bear market with my QE4 whiffle bat.

 

That'll teach it.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:13 | 3056267 PowerzThatB
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I'm incredulous that people address Bernanke and his ilk with reverence. His is a giant termite eating away at the very core of our nation...

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:18 | 3056281 Bay of Pigs
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These guys are the biggest crooks to ever walk the planet.

 

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:36 | 3056343 TruthInSunshine
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How dare you sirs.

The Bernank received a perfect SAT score and attended both MIT & Harvard as the Main Stream Media loves to repeat often & thusly. His credentials are unimpeachable.

 

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 14:23 | 3056602 Seer
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Proof that the best trained monkey is no longer a monkey...

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:15 | 3056274 Cortez
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There's always a bull market somewhere.  Guns now and rural hideways next.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:16 | 3056275 atomiclown
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The system has already collapsed.  Now, it's just a matte how to allocate and crystallize the losses ...

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:31 | 3056324 Seer
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I don't believe that it has already collapsed so much as it's brain dead and in a coma.  Prognosis: death, shortly...

When the collapse does come we won't be sitting around talking about it...

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:50 | 3056439 CrimsonAvenger
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The analogy I use with people is that of a cavity - on the outside the country may look mostly good, but internally it's been completely hollowed out - one small tap and the whole thing is going to shatter.

Okay, that's probably not how cavities work. I learned everything I know about teeth from Monty Python's Crelm Toothpaste skit.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 14:29 | 3056618 Seer
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Mentioning Monty Python gets an automatic up-arrow!

It's internal cancer is what it is.  And, well, it's a perfect match being that perpetual growth IS the function (exponential function) of the cancer cell.  The origins go back much further than folks want to admit: "go forth and multiply" is kind of a problematic instruction on a finite planet.

Good news- the cancer will cease.

Bad news- the patient dies.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:19 | 3056292 whoopsing
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That ramp should have an ADA approved slope, seeing as your crippling the whole fucking economy !

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:24 | 3056302 fonzannoon
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gold selling off lol

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:25 | 3056304 edb5s
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Turning Japanese

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:28 | 3056314 Element
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Dunno what everyone's worried about ... feckin world ends next week anyway.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:30 | 3056318 fonzannoon
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bill gross is such a pussbag when he is on tv.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:31 | 3056319 scatterbrains
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wouldn't it be cheaper to just have Isreal re-double it's purchases of AAPL via swap lines from the fed to prop this shit show up?

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:34 | 3056327 Quinvarius
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They might as well make QE4 endless as well.  We already know it has to be.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:40 | 3056375 Miramanee
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Star Date 22453.454 From the FOMC,,,,QE3546 right on track....purchase of $31.4 Quadrillion in MBS seen as panacea to economic woes. Meanwhile, a record 530 million members of the American SSR (out of a total population of 532 million citizens) live at or below the poverty level.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:45 | 3056410 NEOSERF
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Behold the advent of "Sisyphusian Economics".

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:50 | 3056436 BrigstockBoy
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I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so...

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:51 | 3056445 Gamma735
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Bullish on bullets and band aids.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 13:52 | 3056454 Gamma735
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I forsee a new growth industry.  Sales will double each year for the foreseeable future.  It is time to hop on the RIOT GEAR bandwagon.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 14:03 | 3056507 q99x2
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If it doesn't do anything then they should quit doing it or go to Banksters Anonymous. They'll end up in a divorce if they continue.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 15:53 | 3056975 Venerability
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I think seeing the Fed's moves in isolation is now an extreme mistake, because what we are really experiencing is the birth pangs of a Coordinated Worldwide Stimulus and Growth-oriented Agenda for the first time in several decades.

If the SPD gets Germany back in 2013, it is literally all over but the shouting.

I would not be surprised if we once again started hearing about "closing the gap between North and South" again soon. Or if every analyst around started "taking hard looks" at first Latin America, then Africa. The erstwhile South Asian "Tigers" are already looking pretty rosy in most cases and will look a lot rosier, if some sort of Grand Deal can be worked out on Energy in the South China Sea.

 

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 16:31 | 3057142 lakecity55
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We are like those poor souls  on Columbia, routinely re-entering the atmosphere, unaware a small hole in the wing would blast them to bits until it was too late.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 16:58 | 3057240 boh knows
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Older generation needs to admit they are financially wrong. My generation is fu*ked thanks grandpa

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 17:24 | 3057335 vato poco
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Yeah, Gramps must have been a regular fucking idiot for not beeing able to see into the future to find out just how destructive the lies the pols of his time told turned out to be. Not like *your* generation, right? I've seen you geniuses standing in line at casino nightclubs in order to pay $20 for a drink; or hundreds for the right to sit down at a gen-u-wine _table_; or multiple thousands for a bottle of Dom/Cristal/Rapper cognac.

I've also watched your exceptionally far-seeing and wise generation sign up for crippling student loans in the tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars, (and then whiine like little bitches when it's time to start paying 'em back). I see y'all whip out your debit card to pay for the $1.29 Pepsi at the 7-11. I've watched y'all struggle with complex tasks like....oh....writing a coherent sentnce, or tying a tie/wearing a suit, or doing laughably simple addition/subtraction in your head.

Oh, it's true enough your generation is fucked, boh. No denying that. it's just that A) your generation voted overwhelmingly for the 2 biggest fuckup presidents in US history, who accelerated your imminent fucking radically, *and then re-elected them* and B) as mentioned, I've seen your generation in action. Soft, whiny pussies utterly absorbed with their precious little cellphones - and aside from of course "yoursleves", that's about the limit of how far your worldview seems to go. "Adults" who measure "accomplishment" in terms of video game skill; or the coolest Facebook page; or whoever has the most magical swords from an imaginary land. Grandpa's generation would have eaten you for lunch.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 18:27 | 3057552 Ying-Yang
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Generational bickering is going to fix everything... (sarc)

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 19:12 | 3057682 flattrader
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>>>Grandpa's generation would have eaten you for lunch.<<<

Still can and still might...and since many of them are vegan, they are "grass fed and all natural."

Yum, yum.

Wed, 12/12/2012 - 19:34 | 3057733 Dareconomics
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If you put this chart together with others from ZeroHedge showing the diminishing returns of printapalooza, you come to a very scary conclusion:

http://dareconomics.wordpress.com/2012/12/12/one-central-bank-head-depar...

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