Boehner's Briefing (Following Pelosi's Pounding) - Live Webcast

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Nancy spoke and markets followed her words down. Will Boehner be the bright shining light of compromise and positivity that so many are hoping for? (So far his record is 4 sell-offs and 1 rally) It appears going in to the speech that the market is anticipating less-than-compromise... We will see at 1115ET - live-stream below...


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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:14 | 3059607 VisualCSharp
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Can a man be any oranger (more orange)? LOL

EDIT: Who's oranger: Tanzillo or Boner?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:17 | 3059641 otto skorzeny
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that has something to be with being the spawn of Satan

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:20 | 3059660 francis_sawyer
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Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 18:19 | 3061014 eatthebanksters
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l love the title of this article...perhaps though it could have said 'Boner Pounds Pulossy!'

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:21 | 3059667 machinegear
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:47 | 3059791 TruthInSunshine
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That Boehner....looks stiff & rigid. What a dick.


/no more dick jokes.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:16 | 3059912 francis_sawyer
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awwww come on, it's the holiday season... one more for the road...


Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:20 | 3059645 LawsofPhysics
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Maybe he has finally figured out that the Fed owners have sold him down the river as well.  Glad I bought the 30 year, thanks Ben.  Get what you can from the criminal enterprise, before they shut it down I guess (if they have the balls to shut down the real criminals here and revoke their charter - End The Fed).

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:33 | 3059730 williambanzai7
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:43 | 3059775 francis_sawyer
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Where are the tears?... (Is that represented by the snow)?...


He actually looks more like the Notre Dame Mascot...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:48 | 3059797 Colonial Intent
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Is he the confidence fairy?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:50 | 3059809 ptoemmes
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Speaking of Christmas (Holiday) cards from helpful gummint people...that has to be a targert rich envrionment...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:40 | 3059990 DaveyJones
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he specifically picked out the orange tie to go with his complexion. He's thinking of starting a whole wardrobe line called "burnt out and fake."

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:13 | 3059611 bnbdnb
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Now we are front-running speeches? This is so fucking stupid.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:17 | 3059614 NoDebt
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Do people still listen to Republicans?

Democrats talk, market moves.  Republicans talk..... not so much.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:30 | 3059698 LawsofPhysics
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That's a good sheep, don't bother to look behind the curtain, for if you did, you would notice that the majority of their funding comes from the same sources.  Left... right... left... right...  forward to the slaughter house.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:42 | 3060003 DaveyJones
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mother should I build the wall

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 15:52 | 3060540 koncaswatch
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naw... just get comfortably numb

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:49 | 3060029 Silent Running
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No left or Right. Only Up and Down. Guess what position you hold.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:14 | 3059620 Spanish Lizard
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Question is will he tell us anything we don't already know?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:15 | 3059623 koaj
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what a big fucking waste of time and money and energy and attention paid to these stooges

same as it always spending is cut, no taxes are raised...just print away

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:15 | 3059628 mrktwtch2
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i had a nice boner last night..but used my lady to get rid of

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:16 | 3059631 eatthebanksters
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What's the more appropriate word to describe Nancy Pelosi:  twat or cunt?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:23 | 3059647 otto skorzeny
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how bout "twunt"-can be used in their presence without eliciting rage. the beauty of those words on their own is that there is nothing women can call men that carries the same power-it's the verbal equivalent of a haymaker.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:39 | 3059747 Colonial Intent
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Over here in UK twat means idiot, cunt means a nasty person so your spoonerism works in the UK, 'Twunt' would be a 'stupid cunt' will try it on what friends i have left and let you know if i get a broken nose.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:21 | 3059663 Taterboy
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Sadly she doesn't melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:50 | 3059804 Colonial Intent
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Use better acid.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:57 | 3060062 1100-TACTICAL-12
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she has no reflection either..

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:21 | 3059665 The Gooch
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:29 | 3059697 H E D G E H O G
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how about "scrotum sucking rat bitch"?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:18 | 3059646 slaughterer
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As long as it is not a "joint announcement" this is bearish.

See Orange Man without Black Man holding his hand = SELL  

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:29 | 3059700 nope-1004
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lol...... What do you get when you mix orange and black?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:31 | 3059719 cossack55
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 14:37 | 3060177 Taffy Lewis
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Orange and black are Halloween colors. How fitting.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:23 | 3059941 James-Morrison
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There is an orange one that won't accept the black one 
That won't accept the red one that won't accept the blue one 
And different strokes for different folks 

 And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo-bee 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:20 | 3059654 Dr. Engali
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Good Lord will these people please just sut up?! for the ugly.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 17:06 | 3060848 DaveyJones
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and that's just their looks. if we're talking their soul, it's the really ugly

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:20 | 3059655 LFMayor
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fucking ken doll.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:22 | 3059668 Inthemix96
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Boehner you perma-tanned cunt.

Take your orangey coloured face and fuck off, no-one believes a word you cry about you pathetic excuse of a human suit.

Its about time this shit-show ended.  Seeing disengenious fuckers like this two faced bastard has reached fuck off stage.  Why dont they all fuck off and leave us alone.  Someone help this fucker from his crying mortal coil, please.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:25 | 3059675 odatruf
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Easy there fella.  Don't push some lines too hard....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:42 | 3059699 Dr. Engali
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It's not revenue growth you it what it is...... theft.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:31 | 3059717 blunderdog
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Why does he keep saying "spending" and not saying "Social Security and Medicare"?

It's almost like he doesn't want people to understand what the real problem is.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:41 | 3059737 LawsofPhysics
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How much are we spending on the military industrial complex again?  < sarc on > yeah, it's all those social programs that are the problem, especially those programs that people have paid into and are still paying into. < sarc off >


Tell me blunderdog, who enables the spending?  End the Fed you dumb fuck, that is the real problem.  I wonder why none of these elected officials want to talk about that?  You have owners dipshit, if that interest dosen't keep coming they are going to take any and all physical assets that the U.S. has, now what the fuck are you going to do about it?  Boy, the cognative dissonance is strong today in the sheep.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:41 | 3059768 adr
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The military spending is at least partially constitutional. SS, Medicare, Welfare and the rest of the $2 trillion per year social welfare complex, not so much.

Should we stop spending money on the military and dedicate all that cash to feeding the welfare zombies? Might postpone the collapse of SS for about a year or so.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:45 | 3059790 Colonial Intent
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Pray tell, what happens to the value of the USD once you cut back from 12 carriers to 6?

Apparently the US military still thinks it can fight two land wars at the same time.

US mil Spending is'nt just a sacred cow it gives the USD a competitive advantage.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:56 | 3059837 LawsofPhysics
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Correct, the underlying structural problem has everything to do with energy.  The U.S. military is far and away the largest consumer of energy.  Gee, I wonder if all that energy could be put to better use?  Stupid sheep, no surprise the U.S. labels countries the way they do, especially when these countries won't exchange dollars for oil.  Stupid sheep, let them be slaughtered.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:17 | 3059918 Colonial Intent
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Sod the FED, audit Ghawar.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:50 | 3059815 LawsofPhysics
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well over 6 trillion in military spending since 2000, the we know of...  Good luck, that which cannot be sustained, won't be.  The underlying structural issues will bring this shit-show down soon enough.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:41 | 3059771 blunderdog
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Sorry, I was distracted by all the profanity.

Did you have a point?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:42 | 3059778 LawsofPhysics
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Answer the question then, who enables the spending?  Waiting.......

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