Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

Tyler Durden's picture

What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.

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Aziz's picture

I rike to fuck America with my big, hard rocket

Eireann go Brach's picture

I show Pwesident Obwama who love me long time

AssFire's picture

Kim Jong-un have hole in pocket- He feel cocky all day long.

ACP's picture

"Who Doctah Eveewl now, BITCHEZ!"

Stackers's picture

You would think they could afford to have matching desk for them to sit at .....

ACP's picture

Notice the heavy jacket also. Must be c-c-c-old in there...

Yes_Questions's picture



Who was Who Flung Dung-Un, Alex? 

Big Slick's picture

2012: More personal freedom in North Korea than in Bloomberg's New York

strannick's picture

If I had XBox I wouldnt have to play this shit

savagegoose's picture

Japan are still arguing  over what to do about how to react to the  rocket flying over head. either shoot it down, or respond with  stong words. a response should be sometime,,, after their descission on how to best contain the radiation from fuck u shima .


kim su king , watches days of his lives as he awaites their response.

YBNguy's picture

"I don't always smoke post coitus, but when I do it's a Lucky Strike"

old naughty's picture

"Gulag Koreapelago" !

I beat Amerika.

By increasing to 1:2 (all) Koreans. Hehehe.

AldousHuxley's picture

FUCK.....money for whole year supply of rice for 10M people just blew up in the sky.

Give me a cig.

economics9698's picture

This shit is boring, where is my whore?

knukles's picture

I write him time and again, as good Communist he should share sexy wife with me but he hypocrite and say no.
Pecker head

mjcOH1's picture

Ahhhhh, Virginra Srims!   You've come a rong ray, baby!

eatthebanksters's picture

smoking indoors would be much better with satellite televison...

Matt's picture

Why do you think he launched a rocket? To get satellite TV, obviously. And to transmit glorious best Korea TV programs to the rest of the world.

SGS's picture

upun gangdem style, ooooup oooooooup ooooooup upun gandem style

ACP's picture

Take 2: "Witness the powah of my Grand Dong!"

Big Slick's picture

No more yankee my wankee.  The Donger need food!


Yes_Questions's picture



Yes, mellied!!



putaipan's picture

cold. cold .cold.

tera'phone was linging..... told me it was kim jong un il ......

"you gotta what?"

herro- give me missle persons....they tell me- what is it that you neeeeed?

omnomatapoetry, symetry in motion, they heard all about tia waaay across the ocean.

if you'll be my pyongmeng chickin', i'll be your capn'crunch !

iiiiii been down so long , it looks like it's gooooin' up to me....

i hear 'im mooooan , i hear  'im moan.

tripe boogie! tripe boogie!


(apologies to lowell george ......and fuck be(r)nuke fulford !)


miss me yet?



TruthHunter's picture

That's not a cigarette, thats a North Korean space heater.


Ahh, Swiss Boarding school...those were the good ole' days!

Freddie's picture

It looks like he is doing technical analysis and that is Apple's price chart.

Prease go up Appre - I no want margrin carr from Gordman Srachs


Sketch's picture

actually - not... the one on the right looks to be 'cherry', whiil the one one the left is darker - maybe oak or walnut?


/Probably all laminate flat pack ikea crap anyway.

The Shootist's picture

My favorite macaque was on that Rocket. I want everyone to follow me in a moment of silence Big Dong Space Ape, glorious pirate for Kim Jong un.

johnQpublic's picture

you act like you've never seen a dictator before, jaws all on the floor like hitler and stalin just walked through the door

we been building misslies here since the korean war

storing them up to even the score

I've got so many body doubles. It's true. No kidding.
I don't go to the streets. They all do my bidding.
and kim jong il said... Nothing you idiots

kim jong il is dead dead
and i'm his replacement 

 Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But it's no worse than what's going on in the U.S. war room

sometimes i just want to shoot a rocket to let loose

just like the US and the jews

Obamas down with this. Obama's down with that.
And if he's lucky he might use weapons from Iraq.
And that's the reason if my regime got attacked.
If I react with missiles, I'll surely get jacked!

Of course you're gonna bomb me and my forces
By the time you fly warplanes
I'll be in hong kong sippin' on champagne.
And when you miss me, please don't start to complain.
You've got so many soldiers tearing up  terrain.  

And there's a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me
a coat like me, havin a smoke like me
And just might be a , but not quite me!

i'm the jong one, a real strong one

havin a smoke or a bong one 
So won't the real kim jong please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

and throw a middle finger on each hand up

i'm outa my mind

i'm outa control

just like my dad

i'm crazy i'm mad

so one more time tell me how does it go?



not the best eminem ripoff but i tried

So Close's picture

Sanctions, banktions... The Iranians will pay for this shit with Gold!

ShakaZulu's picture

This was either 5 minutes before or after the missile fizzled out.

Ratscam's picture

Banzai, paste in a white cat as in those good old bond movies

Nihilarian's picture

North Korean remake of "Basic Instinct". Cross your legs, Kim!

BadKiTTy's picture

"I'm so rone-ry, so rone-ry".


philipat's picture

Light the blue fuse and retire 50 Meters.

Jim in MN's picture

Indoor fireworks....can still burn your fingers....bitchez

Missiondweller's picture

And wearing a coat because they can't afford heat