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Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed
What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.
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I rike to fuck America with my big, hard rocket
I show Pwesident Obwama who love me long time
Kim Jong-un have hole in pocket- He feel cocky all day long.
"Who Doctah Eveewl now, BITCHEZ!"
You would think they could afford to have matching desk for them to sit at .....
Notice the heavy jacket also. Must be c-c-c-old in there...
Who Flung Dung?
Who was Who Flung Dung-Un, Alex?
Ronery, I so Ronery...
2012: More personal freedom in North Korea than in Bloomberg's New York
If I had XBox I wouldnt have to play this shit
Japan are still arguing over what to do about how to react to the rocket flying over head. either shoot it down, or respond with stong words. a response should be sometime,,, after their descission on how to best contain the radiation from fuck u shima .
kim su king , watches days of his lives as he awaites their response.
GANGNAM STYLE
who does his hair?
Moe, of the Three Stooges.
So Very Ronery
"I don't always smoke post coitus, but when I do it's a Lucky Strike"
Rawrrr.
"Gulag Koreapelago" !
I beat Amerika.
By increasing to 1:2 (all) Koreans. Hehehe.
FUCK.....money for whole year supply of rice for 10M people just blew up in the sky.
Give me a cig.
This shit is boring, where is my whore?
I write him time and again, as good Communist he should share sexy wife with me but he hypocrite and say no.
Pecker head
Ahhhhh, Virginra Srims! You've come a rong ray, baby!
OVER THE LINE!
smoking indoors would be much better with satellite televison...
Why do you think he launched a rocket? To get satellite TV, obviously. And to transmit glorious best Korea TV programs to the rest of the world.
upun gangdem style, ooooup oooooooup ooooooup upun gandem style
Take 2: "Witness the powah of my Grand Dong!"
No more yankee my wankee. The Donger need food!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDGhVkQ7qzA
Yes, mellied!!
Sheesh!
cold. cold .cold.
tera'phone was linging..... told me it was kim jong un il ......
"you gotta what?"
herro- give me missle persons....they tell me- what is it that you neeeeed?
omnomatapoetry, symetry in motion, they heard all about tia waaay across the ocean.
if you'll be my pyongmeng chickin', i'll be your capn'crunch !
iiiiii been down so long , it looks like it's gooooin' up to me....
i hear 'im mooooan , i hear 'im moan.
tripe boogie! tripe boogie!
(apologies to lowell george ......and fuck be(r)nuke fulford !)
miss me yet?
That's not a cigarette, thats a North Korean space heater.
Ahh, Swiss Boarding school...those were the good ole' days!
It looks like he is doing technical analysis and that is Apple's price chart.
Prease go up Appre - I no want margrin carr from Gordman Srachs
actually - not... the one on the right looks to be 'cherry', whiil the one one the left is darker - maybe oak or walnut?
/Probably all laminate flat pack ikea crap anyway.
My favorite macaque was on that Rocket. I want everyone to follow me in a moment of silence Big Dong Space Ape, glorious pirate for Kim Jong un.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw
i win
you act like you've never seen a dictator before, jaws all on the floor like hitler and stalin just walked through the door
we been building misslies here since the korean war
storing them up to even the score
I've got so many body doubles. It's true. No kidding.
I don't go to the streets. They all do my bidding.
and kim jong il said... Nothing you idiots
kim jong il is dead dead
and i'm his replacement
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But it's no worse than what's going on in the U.S. war room
sometimes i just want to shoot a rocket to let loose
just like the US and the jews
Obamas down with this. Obama's down with that.
And if he's lucky he might use weapons from Iraq.
And that's the reason if my regime got attacked.
If I react with missiles, I'll surely get jacked!
Of course you're gonna bomb me and my forces
By the time you fly warplanes
I'll be in hong kong sippin' on champagne.
And when you miss me, please don't start to complain.
You've got so many soldiers tearing up terrain.
And there's a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me
a coat like me, havin a smoke like me
And just might be a , but not quite me!
i'm the jong one, a real strong one
havin a smoke or a bong one
So won't the real kim jong please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
and throw a middle finger on each hand up
i'm outa my mind
i'm outa control
just like my dad
i'm crazy i'm mad
so one more time tell me how does it go?
not the best eminem ripoff but i tried
I needed an extra Green on that one...
you win
Kim Jong Il on Bombs and Rockets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk_DHh5iLrk
Sanctions, banktions... The Iranians will pay for this shit with Gold!
This was either 5 minutes before or after the missile fizzled out.
Banzai, paste in a white cat as in those good old bond movies
Good idea
North Korean remake of "Basic Instinct". Cross your legs, Kim!
"I'm so rone-ry, so rone-ry".
K@
Light the blue fuse and retire 50 Meters.
Indoor fireworks....can still burn your fingers....bitchez
And wearing a coat because they can't afford heat
How's the frohawk?
ROFL LOL this made my day!
ROR
"was it good for you?"
actually, I've seen better control rooms in the basements of Somerset County McMansions. I guess the sanctions must be working... they have to get their furniture from Sears.
Suddenly the background music from the killer satellite scenes in "Diamonds Are Forever" popped into my mind. As did Professor Doktor Metz. I'm trying to put something together... need moar alcohol...
launch!? i said lunch!
Raunch.
Smoking inside like we used to be able to do?
I hate them for their freedom.
First prize right here!
Wow, look at that! I agree with JonNadler... First prize for Esso.
Even if I agree w/ JonNadler, can I still keep my gold?
NO
if you look at the right side of the big screen, you can see a kitco ticker and as long as that doesn't shoot up like a rocket am good. Othewise, i may need some real estate in Peru. Does the Shining Path accept fiat?
Don't hate them for their freedom...
Hate our Liberal Nanny-State leaders for their oppression!
am i the only one who is missing the white cat on his lap?
Holy smokes! Triple digit upvotes for being a jaded, cynical, sardonic Esso Bee.
I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille.
Fuck, I thought it was a bowling alley at first..
There's nothing like sucking on a fag after shooting off my rocket.
lmfao +1
Gitanes, rocket exhaust and Krugman...tastes like victory....
'Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?'
His fathers' favorite line, according to Team America
yup, there's nothing like playing the missile commander on large screen projector while sucking on nicotine. Been there done that.
Like father, like son...same as it ever was.
Is that Corey or Trevor hiding underneath the desk?
+1 too good. Corey Trevor smokes!
I love Trailer Park Boys references on ZH
And I appreciate folks who catch the reference and humor.
Wish I made The Green Bastard as my ZH handle, don't know what I was smokin the day I signed up!
You can change yer avatar any time you wish.
"I will blow up the world unless you give me .... one MILLION dollars!"
"I will blow up the world unless you give me .... one MILLION dollars!"
"or .... a shrubbery!!!"
NIH!
I buy rocket 2 for $5!
North Korea is the only thing that makes me question whether humanity has a right to exist at all. A few twists of fate and the whole fucking world can run just like that.
I wish we would hurry up and nuke them all so I don't have to think about it anymore.
Beware the Sociopath...
And stop pretending you are not in the midst of them.
We are not in the midst of them. NorK is four generations deep in the systematic weeding out of entire gene pools of dissent and independent thought. This entire board and everyone related to anyone here would have been gone a long time ago.
No, we keep all our derelicts and misanthropes and fuck you types. Yes, there are surely forces who wish to change that but there is no comparison to these wretched bastards. We could have full blown genocidal tyranny tomorrow and we'd still be fifty years ahead of them.
No comparison. But I suppose they make for a good warning sign. Still I would rather vaporize them all and call it a day. Even if they were toppled and "liberated" (by whom I don't know), it would still take a hundred years to unfuck the populace.
NorK is four generations deep in the systematic weeding out of entire gene pools of dissent and independent thought.
Sounds like The Upper West Side.
"No comparison. But I suppose they make for a good warning sign."
So then... sleep on that part.
No need, I have a pretty good grasp on where things stand.
sleep on this...
http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/270645-mccain-apologizes-to...
(McCain's illegal ammendment to the NDAA getting flak from that uppity Paul, America's Kim family coming to power)
He is just connecting to the Playstation network....
"Some huge meteor is like, woah f**k that!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE
Alaska can come too!
good shit
Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it.
supposed least free country in the world and he's smoking inside, which we can't do or we'd be fined and arrested. I thought that mission control looked like a typical Canadian hosers basement rec room was kinda funny too. I'm not sure about the coat, looks like he trying to bring baggy back (secret Madchester fan?).
"I'm so ron-reee....."
alternate: "How you like that, Hans Brix?!?!?!? You cocksucker!"
OK, missle - check. Next year, real pillars
I'm so ronery
"If I sit far enough back, it looks like a drone!"
"After enjoying the "cream of sum yung guy" (pictured to the right), North Korea's leader watches in hope that the rocket he just launched will strike the home of the person who cut his hair just 2 days prior."
What a cheap bastard! He can't even heat "Mission Control"...
It's called austerity. Why heat when you can wear more layers? They must be running mad surpluses over there.
You too can earn your next degree online from UCRA.edu, the place for busy dictators.
if you look close enough it looks like a whale flying over a rainbow
Flight of daddy's 563 yard ho-win-won.
Situation Loom.
"I RUV PRAYING PONG ON THE BIG SCREEN!"
After a long day defeating yankee zionist imperialist pigs, Kim celebrates with some warm rice beer and re-runs of Dukes of Hazard...
The storm track for Mr. Lahey's "Shitticane".
300 fucking channels and nothing on!!!!!!
I got 13 channels of sh!t on the tv to choose from...
Hu Nu
So my knew dis netwok NO WORK !?!?!?
launching gangnam style
sexiest man alive muddafukka
"Okay, we've got a go on that burn, Flight. (I've always wanted to say that...)"
I'd quit smoking, but there's just not enough food in this country.
Today's Prison Planet guest host, filling in for Alex Jones...
What's this crap?
Where is Bay Watch?
Fuk, fuk, fuk. Fuking bitch. No ticky, no laundry she say, mean crusty fukin gaunch again tomorrow, fuk, fuk, fukin fuk fuk.
WTF? I WANTED A RED PHONE! WITH FLASHING LIGHTS!
Pyongyang.......we have a problem........
Dear Leader debuts the North Korean edition of 'Angry Birds' on the newly installed Atari 2600.
"Blob-up THAT, you US 'american' citizenism citizens!"
Obama smokes the same brand: "Narcissismos."
Owkay, Kontrol, Switheroo over to the Unicorn Lair!
Then I wanna see daddy's video of score 18 on gowf cowse.
Hit shot ho in won on evwey hole!!!
Where the fruck is Licky Rake?
I said show me the Trajectory - not the Participation Rate!
North Korea is frantically copying US space weapons technology to bring them up to speed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEyvy-waDuU
This week, in Adventures of Kim Jong Un:
Kim Jong Un Vs Psy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOD5f6wRw4
Next time, aim for barbershop!
Gar ry you name Gar ry right? Wrook at red rine on screen Gar ry, why they keep knockin golds down Gar ry?
I get ang ry Gar ry! You call rado shak up and you make them fix red rine! Red rine should go up,Gar ry you seen my papers wait?
In your enthusiasm to crack all those predictable racist jokes you are missing the story here.
His father quit smoking, so everyone else in North Korea had to quit smoking.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3382595.stm
So does that mean now everyone in NK has to smoke? Must be rough on the babies.
Are you the same Bazza who posts on UK Telegraph? Great posts over there by you.
Outgoing
It looks like a jumbo Bloomberg terminal. My guess is he smokes and high frequency trades all day. Probably buys and sells Apple.
Fruck you, Hans Brix!
Indoor Smoking. More freedom in North Korea...
Seal Team 6..come in...Seal Team 6 come in...do you read...come in please...hey where did eveybody go?
Correlation between space exploration and smoking is huge. Everyone working on the Apollo 11 mission chain smoked...including the Astronauts on the rocket. Russian cosmonauts even smoke pipes on the international space station. It's no biggie.
What's that under the desk?
Corzine, applying for a new "job."
Looks like he's watching a chart of the dollar.
What's up with that haircut?
The newest innovation in cheap Asian take-out. The fortune cookie reads "Don't stare at the eyes of the cat whose tail you yesterday grabbed"
"WTF happened to gangnam style, PSY was just getting ready to dance??"
Meanwhile on the other side of the world, the launch of the X 37 is celebrated by the Great Indonesian with a blunt
No one will ever see it so here it goes:
I blew my load all the way on the other side of Japan. And we got it on radar.
I...AM...A...GOD