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Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

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What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.

 


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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:51 | Link to Comment Aziz
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I rike to fuck America with my big, hard rocket

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:57 | Link to Comment Eireann go Brach
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I show Pwesident Obwama who love me long time

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:03 | Link to Comment AssFire
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Kim Jong-un have hole in pocket- He feel cocky all day long.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment ACP
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"Who Doctah Eveewl now, BITCHEZ!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | Link to Comment Stackers
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You would think they could afford to have matching desk for them to sit at .....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:17 | Link to Comment ACP
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Notice the heavy jacket also. Must be c-c-c-old in there...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:17 | Link to Comment flacon
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Who Flung Dung?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:21 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Who was Who Flung Dung-Un, Alex? 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:30 | Link to Comment THX 1178
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Ronery, I so Ronery...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:50 | Link to Comment Big Slick
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2012: More personal freedom in North Korea than in Bloomberg's New York

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:20 | Link to Comment strannick
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If I had XBox I wouldnt have to play this shit

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:33 | Link to Comment savagegoose
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Japan are still arguing  over what to do about how to react to the  rocket flying over head. either shoot it down, or respond with  stong words. a response should be sometime,,, after their descission on how to best contain the radiation from fuck u shima .

 

kim su king , watches days of his lives as he awaites their response.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:37 | Link to Comment redpill
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GANGNAM STYLE

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:15 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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who does his hair?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:23 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Moe, of the Three Stooges.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:27 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:04 | Link to Comment YBNguy
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"I don't always smoke post coitus, but when I do it's a Lucky Strike"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:53 | Link to Comment saturn
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Rawrrr.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 04:42 | Link to Comment old naughty
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"Gulag Koreapelago" !

I beat Amerika.

By increasing to 1:2 (all) Koreans. Hehehe.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 04:46 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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FUCK.....money for whole year supply of rice for 10M people just blew up in the sky.

Give me a cig.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:31 | Link to Comment economics9698
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This shit is boring, where is my whore?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:03 | Link to Comment knukles
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I write him time and again, as good Communist he should share sexy wife with me but he hypocrite and say no.
Pecker head

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 21:57 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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Ahhhhh, Virginra Srims!   You've come a rong ray, baby!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:54 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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OVER THE LINE!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:08 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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smoking indoors would be much better with satellite televison...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:16 | Link to Comment Matt
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Why do you think he launched a rocket? To get satellite TV, obviously. And to transmit glorious best Korea TV programs to the rest of the world.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:23 | Link to Comment SGS
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upun gangdem style, ooooup oooooooup ooooooup upun gandem style

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:22 | Link to Comment ACP
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Take 2: "Witness the powah of my Grand Dong!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Big Slick
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No more yankee my wankee.  The Donger need food!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDGhVkQ7qzA

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:23 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Yes, mellied!!

 

Sheesh!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:48 | Link to Comment putaipan
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cold. cold .cold.

tera'phone was linging..... told me it was kim jong un il ......

"you gotta what?"

herro- give me missle persons....they tell me- what is it that you neeeeed?

omnomatapoetry, symetry in motion, they heard all about tia waaay across the ocean.

if you'll be my pyongmeng chickin', i'll be your capn'crunch !

iiiiii been down so long , it looks like it's gooooin' up to me....

i hear 'im mooooan , i hear  'im moan.

tripe boogie! tripe boogie!

 

(apologies to lowell george ......and fuck be(r)nuke fulford !)

 

miss me yet?

 

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:53 | Link to Comment TruthHunter
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That's not a cigarette, thats a North Korean space heater.

 

Ahh, Swiss Boarding school...those were the good ole' days!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:26 | Link to Comment Freddie
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It looks like he is doing technical analysis and that is Apple's price chart.

Prease go up Appre - I no want margrin carr from Gordman Srachs

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment Sketch
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actually - not... the one on the right looks to be 'cherry', whiil the one one the left is darker - maybe oak or walnut?

 

/Probably all laminate flat pack ikea crap anyway.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment The Shootist
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My favorite macaque was on that Rocket. I want everyone to follow me in a moment of silence Big Dong Space Ape, glorious pirate for Kim Jong un.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:06 | Link to Comment unrulian
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:19 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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you act like you've never seen a dictator before, jaws all on the floor like hitler and stalin just walked through the door

we been building misslies here since the korean war

storing them up to even the score

I've got so many body doubles. It's true. No kidding.
I don't go to the streets. They all do my bidding.
and kim jong il said... Nothing you idiots

kim jong il is dead dead
and i'm his replacement 

 Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But it's no worse than what's going on in the U.S. war room

sometimes i just want to shoot a rocket to let loose

just like the US and the jews

Obamas down with this. Obama's down with that.
And if he's lucky he might use weapons from Iraq.
And that's the reason if my regime got attacked.
If I react with missiles, I'll surely get jacked!

Of course you're gonna bomb me and my forces
By the time you fly warplanes
I'll be in hong kong sippin' on champagne.
And when you miss me, please don't start to complain.
You've got so many soldiers tearing up  terrain.  

And there's a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me
a coat like me, havin a smoke like me
And just might be a , but not quite me!

i'm the jong one, a real strong one

havin a smoke or a bong one 
So won't the real kim jong please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

and throw a middle finger on each hand up

i'm outa my mind

i'm outa control

just like my dad

i'm crazy i'm mad

so one more time tell me how does it go?

 

 

not the best eminem ripoff but i tried

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:05 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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I needed an extra Green on that one...

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:49 | Link to Comment unrulian
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you win

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment TwoShortPlanks
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Kim Jong Il on Bombs and Rockets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk_DHh5iLrk

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:26 | Link to Comment So Close
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Sanctions, banktions... The Iranians will pay for this shit with Gold!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:55 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I SAID LAUNCH!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:17 | Link to Comment ShakaZulu
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This was either 5 minutes before or after the missile fizzled out.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:21 | Link to Comment Ratscam
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Banzai, paste in a white cat as in those good old bond movies

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:29 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Good idea

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:35 | Link to Comment Nihilarian
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North Korean remake of "Basic Instinct". Cross your legs, Kim!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 04:50 | Link to Comment BadKiTTy
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"I'm so rone-ry, so rone-ry".

K@

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 06:31 | Link to Comment philipat
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Light the blue fuse and retire 50 Meters.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Indoor fireworks....can still burn your fingers....bitchez

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Missiondweller
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And wearing a coat because they can't afford heat

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:57 | Link to Comment SHEEPFUKKER
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How's the frohawk?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Squishi
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ROFL LOL this made my day! 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:41 | Link to Comment ndetmer
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ROR

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Big Corked Boots
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"was it good for you?"

actually, I've seen better control rooms in the basements of Somerset County McMansions. I guess the sanctions must be working... they have to get their furniture from Sears.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | Link to Comment Big Corked Boots
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Suddenly the background music from the killer satellite scenes in "Diamonds Are Forever" popped into my mind. As did Professor Doktor Metz. I'm trying to put something together... need moar alcohol...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment beagle
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launch!? i said lunch!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:54 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Raunch.  

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Esso
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Smoking inside like we used to be able to do?

I hate them for their freedom.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:31 | Link to Comment JonNadler
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First prize right here!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:14 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Wow, look at that!  I agree with JonNadler...  First prize for Esso.

Even if I agree w/ JonNadler, can I still keep my gold?

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:11 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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NO

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:23 | Link to Comment JonNadler
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if you look at the right side of the big screen, you can see a kitco ticker and as long as that doesn't shoot up like a rocket am good. Othewise, i may need some real estate in Peru. Does the Shining Path accept fiat?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:30 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Don't hate them for their freedom...

Hate our Liberal Nanny-State leaders for their oppression!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:16 | Link to Comment Ratscam
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am i the only one who is missing the white cat on his lap?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:14 | Link to Comment Esso
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Holy smokes! Triple digit upvotes for being a jaded, cynical, sardonic Esso Bee.

I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Fuck, I thought it was a bowling alley at first..

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment gimli
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There's nothing like sucking on a fag after shooting off my rocket.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:21 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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lmfao  +1

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:33 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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Gitanes, rocket exhaust and Krugman...tastes like victory....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment buzzardsluck
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'Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?' 

 

His fathers' favorite line, according to Team America

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment pragmatic hobo
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yup, there's nothing like playing the missile commander on large screen projector while sucking on nicotine. Been there done that.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment Acorn10012
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Like father, like son...same as it ever was.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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Is that Corey or Trevor hiding underneath the desk?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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+1 too good.  Corey Trevor smokes!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:03 | Link to Comment unrulian
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I love Trailer Park Boys references on ZH

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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And I appreciate folks who catch the reference and humor.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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Wish I made The Green Bastard as my ZH handle, don't know what I was smokin the day I signed up! 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:14 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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You can change yer avatar any time you wish.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment akak
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"I will blow up the world unless you give me .... one MILLION dollars!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:26 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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"I will blow up the world unless you give me .... one MILLION dollars!"

 

"or .... a shrubbery!!!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:35 | Link to Comment akak
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NIH!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment CashIsTrash
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I buy rocket 2 for $5!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment jballz
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North Korea is the only thing that makes me question whether humanity has a right to exist at all. A few twists of fate and the whole fucking world can run just like that. 

I wish we would hurry up and nuke them all so I don't have to think about it anymore.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:12 | Link to Comment Cabreado
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Beware the Sociopath...

And stop pretending you are not in the midst of them.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | Link to Comment jballz
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We are not in the midst of them. NorK is four generations deep in the systematic weeding out of entire gene pools of dissent and independent thought. This entire board and everyone related to anyone here would have been gone a long time ago.

No, we keep all our derelicts and misanthropes and fuck you types. Yes, there are surely forces who wish to change that but there is no comparison to these wretched bastards. We could have full blown genocidal tyranny tomorrow and we'd still be fifty years ahead of them.

No comparison. But I suppose they make for a good warning sign. Still I would rather vaporize them all and call it a day. Even if they were toppled and "liberated" (by whom I don't know), it would still take a hundred years to unfuck the populace.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:50 | Link to Comment Freddie
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NorK is four generations deep in the systematic weeding out of entire gene pools of dissent and independent thought.

Sounds like The Upper West Side.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:06 | Link to Comment Cabreado
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"No comparison. But I suppose they make for a good warning sign."

So then... sleep on that part.

 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:58 | Link to Comment jballz
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No need, I have a pretty good grasp on where things stand.

sleep on this...

 

http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/270645-mccain-apologizes-to...

 

(McCain's illegal ammendment to the NDAA getting flak from that uppity Paul, America's Kim family coming to power)

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment The Fonz...befo...
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He is just connecting to the Playstation network....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:57 | Link to Comment Sockeye
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"Some huge meteor is like, woah f**k that!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Alaska can come too!

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:03 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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good shit

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Water Is Wet
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Is this supposed to be funny?  I don't get it.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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supposed least free country in the world and he's smoking inside, which we can't do or we'd be fined and arrested.  I thought that mission control looked like a typical Canadian hosers basement rec room was kinda funny too.  I'm not sure about the coat, looks like he trying to bring baggy back (secret Madchester fan?).

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:58 | Link to Comment Tim Knight from...
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"I'm so ron-reee....."

 

alternate: "How you like that, Hans Brix?!?!?!? You cocksucker!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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OK, missle - check. Next year, real pillars

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I'm too sexy....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Dasa Slooofoot
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 I'm so ronery 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | Link to Comment Bohm Squad
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"If I sit far enough back, it looks like a drone!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | Link to Comment brockhardman
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"After enjoying the "cream of sum yung guy" (pictured to the right), North Korea's leader watches in hope that the rocket he just launched will strike the home of the person who cut his hair just 2 days prior."

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 What a cheap bastard! He can't even heat "Mission Control"...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:31 | Link to Comment Matt
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It's called austerity. Why heat when you can wear more layers? They must be running mad surpluses over there.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment DeadFinks
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You too can earn your next degree online from UCRA.edu, the place for busy dictators.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:03 | Link to Comment nah
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if you look close enough it looks like a whale flying over a rainbow

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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Flight of daddy's 563 yard ho-win-won.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:04 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Situation Loom.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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"I RUV PRAYING PONG ON THE BIG SCREEN!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | Link to Comment BudFox2012
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After a long day defeating yankee zionist imperialist pigs, Kim celebrates with some warm rice beer and re-runs of Dukes of Hazard...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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The storm track for Mr. Lahey's "Shitticane".

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment Godisanhftbot
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300 fucking channels and nothing on!!!!!!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:56 | Link to Comment Clever Name
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I got 13 channels of sh!t on the tv to choose from...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Body of Lies
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Hu Nu

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | Link to Comment agNau
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So my knew dis netwok NO WORK !?!?!?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | Link to Comment stormsailor
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launching gangnam style

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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sexiest man alive muddafukka

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:13 | Link to Comment Orly
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"Okay, we've got a go on that burn, Flight.  (I've always wanted to say that...)"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | Link to Comment Animal Cracker
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I'd quit smoking, but there's just not enough food in this country.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | Link to Comment howenlink
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Today's Prison Planet guest host, filling in for Alex Jones...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | Link to Comment Chief_Illiniwek
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What's this crap?

Where is Bay Watch?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | Link to Comment mudduck
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Fuk, fuk, fuk. Fuking bitch. No ticky, no laundry she say, mean crusty fukin gaunch again tomorrow, fuk, fuk, fukin fuk fuk.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:15 | Link to Comment machinegear
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WTF? I WANTED A RED PHONE! WITH FLASHING LIGHTS!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:16 | Link to Comment squexx
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Pyongyang.......we have a problem........

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:17 | Link to Comment RideTheWalrus
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Dear Leader debuts the North Korean edition of 'Angry Birds' on the newly installed Atari 2600.

 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:19 | Link to Comment akak
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"Blob-up THAT, you US 'american' citizenism citizens!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:23 | Link to Comment Stuck on Zero
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Obama smokes the same brand: "Narcissismos."

 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:26 | Link to Comment TideFighter
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Owkay, Kontrol, Switheroo over to the Unicorn Lair!

Then I wanna see daddy's video of score 18 on gowf cowse. 

Hit shot ho in won on evwey hole!!!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:26 | Link to Comment Ghostdog
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Where the fruck is Licky Rake?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | Link to Comment BigInJapan
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  • Dis no Corinthian reather! 
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | Link to Comment bennyboy43
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I said show me the Trajectory - not the Participation Rate!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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North Korea is frantically copying US space weapons technology to bring them up to speed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEyvy-waDuU

 

 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:40 | Link to Comment Matt
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This week, in Adventures of Kim Jong Un:

Kim Jong Un Vs Psy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOD5f6wRw4

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:23 | Link to Comment ipud
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Next time, aim for barbershop!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:39 | Link to Comment jumbo maverick
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Gar ry you name Gar ry right? Wrook at red rine on screen Gar ry, why they keep knockin golds down Gar ry?
I get ang ry Gar ry! You call rado shak up and you make them fix red rine! Red rine should go up,Gar ry you seen my papers wait?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:45 | Link to Comment mrjohn
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In your enthusiasm to crack all those predictable racist jokes you are missing the story here.

His father quit smoking, so everyone else in North Korea had to quit smoking.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3382595.stm

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Bazza McKenzie
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So does that mean now everyone in NK has to smoke?  Must be rough on the babies.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:31 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Are you the same Bazza who posts on UK Telegraph?  Great posts over there by you.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:46 | Link to Comment DavosSherman
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Outgoing

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:51 | Link to Comment Freddie
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It looks like a jumbo Bloomberg terminal.  My guess is he smokes and high frequency trades all day.  Probably buys and sells Apple.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:56 | Link to Comment AUD
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Fruck you, Hans Brix!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:02 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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Indoor Smoking.  More freedom in North Korea...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:15 | Link to Comment piceridu
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Seal Team 6..come in...Seal Team 6 come in...do you read...come in please...hey where did eveybody go?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:21 | Link to Comment Dr. Gonzo
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Correlation between space exploration and smoking is huge. Everyone working on the Apollo 11 mission chain smoked...including the Astronauts on the rocket. Russian cosmonauts even smoke pipes on the international space station. It's no biggie. 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:30 | Link to Comment petolo
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What's that under the desk?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:16 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Corzine, applying for a new "job."

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:33 | Link to Comment metastar
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Looks like he's watching a chart of the dollar.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:35 | Link to Comment JLee2027
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What's up with that haircut?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:39 | Link to Comment DeFeralCat
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The newest innovation in cheap Asian take-out. The fortune cookie reads "Don't stare at the eyes of the cat whose tail you yesterday grabbed"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:45 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
I am a Man I am Forty's picture

"WTF happened to gangnam style, PSY was just getting ready to dance??"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:01 | Link to Comment magpie
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Meanwhile on the other side of the world, the launch of the X 37 is celebrated by the Great Indonesian with a blunt

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:07 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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No one will ever see it so here it goes:

I blew my load all the way on the other side of Japan.  And we got it on radar.

I...AM...A...GOD

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