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Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

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What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.


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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:51 | 3061540 Aziz
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I rike to fuck America with my big, hard rocket

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:57 | 3061563 Eireann go Brach
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I show Pwesident Obwama who love me long time

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:03 | 3061582 AssFire
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Kim Jong-un have hole in pocket- He feel cocky all day long.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:07 | 3061604 ACP
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"Who Doctah Eveewl now, BITCHEZ!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | 3061618 Stackers
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You would think they could afford to have matching desk for them to sit at .....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:17 | 3061636 ACP
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Notice the heavy jacket also. Must be c-c-c-old in there...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:17 | 3061639 flacon
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Who Flung Dung?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:21 | 3061646 Yes_Questions
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Who was Who Flung Dung-Un, Alex? 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:30 | 3061674 THX 1178
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Ronery, I so Ronery...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:50 | 3061727 Big Slick
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2012: More personal freedom in North Korea than in Bloomberg's New York

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:20 | 3061790 strannick
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If I had XBox I wouldnt have to play this shit

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:33 | 3061824 savagegoose
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Japan are still arguing  over what to do about how to react to the  rocket flying over head. either shoot it down, or respond with  stong words. a response should be sometime,,, after their descission on how to best contain the radiation from fuck u shima .


kim su king , watches days of his lives as he awaites their response.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:37 | 3061835 redpill
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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:15 | 3061896 jeff montanye
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who does his hair?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:23 | 3061951 wee-weed up
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Moe, of the Three Stooges.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:27 | 3061953 TruthInSunshine
Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:04 | 3061977 YBNguy
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"I don't always smoke post coitus, but when I do it's a Lucky Strike"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:53 | 3062031 saturn
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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 04:42 | 3062048 old naughty
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"Gulag Koreapelago" !

I beat Amerika.

By increasing to 1:2 (all) Koreans. Hehehe.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 04:46 | 3062052 AldousHuxley
AldousHuxley's picture for whole year supply of rice for 10M people just blew up in the sky.

Give me a cig.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:31 | 3061677 economics9698
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This shit is boring, where is my whore?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:03 | 3061942 knukles
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I write him time and again, as good Communist he should share sexy wife with me but he hypocrite and say no.
Pecker head

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 21:57 | 3065402 mjcOH1
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Ahhhhh, Virginra Srims!   You've come a rong ray, baby!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:54 | 3061740 The Gooch
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:08 | 3061768 eatthebanksters
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smoking indoors would be much better with satellite televison...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:16 | 3061784 Matt
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Why do you think he launched a rocket? To get satellite TV, obviously. And to transmit glorious best Korea TV programs to the rest of the world.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:23 | 3061647 SGS
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upun gangdem style, ooooup oooooooup ooooooup upun gandem style

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:22 | 3061650 ACP
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Take 2: "Witness the powah of my Grand Dong!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:11 | 3061769 Big Slick
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No more yankee my wankee.  The Donger need food!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:23 | 3061800 Yes_Questions
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Yes, mellied!!



Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:48 | 3061966 putaipan
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cold. cold .cold.

tera'phone was linging..... told me it was kim jong un il ......

"you gotta what?"

herro- give me missle persons....they tell me- what is it that you neeeeed?

omnomatapoetry, symetry in motion, they heard all about tia waaay across the ocean.

if you'll be my pyongmeng chickin', i'll be your capn'crunch !

iiiiii been down so long , it looks like it's gooooin' up to me....

i hear 'im mooooan , i hear  'im moan.

tripe boogie! tripe boogie!


(apologies to lowell george ......and fuck be(r)nuke fulford !)


miss me yet?



Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:53 | 3062329 TruthHunter
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That's not a cigarette, thats a North Korean space heater.


Ahh, Swiss Boarding school...those were the good ole' days!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:26 | 3061911 Freddie
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It looks like he is doing technical analysis and that is Apple's price chart.

Prease go up Appre - I no want margrin carr from Gordman Srachs


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:43 | 3062173 Sketch
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actually - not... the one on the right looks to be 'cherry', whiil the one one the left is darker - maybe oak or walnut?


/Probably all laminate flat pack ikea crap anyway.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061593 The Shootist
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My favorite macaque was on that Rocket. I want everyone to follow me in a moment of silence Big Dong Space Ape, glorious pirate for Kim Jong un.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:06 | 3061602 unrulian
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:19 | 3061640 johnQpublic
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you act like you've never seen a dictator before, jaws all on the floor like hitler and stalin just walked through the door

we been building misslies here since the korean war

storing them up to even the score

I've got so many body doubles. It's true. No kidding.
I don't go to the streets. They all do my bidding.
and kim jong il said... Nothing you idiots

kim jong il is dead dead
and i'm his replacement 

 Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But it's no worse than what's going on in the U.S. war room

sometimes i just want to shoot a rocket to let loose

just like the US and the jews

Obamas down with this. Obama's down with that.
And if he's lucky he might use weapons from Iraq.
And that's the reason if my regime got attacked.
If I react with missiles, I'll surely get jacked!

Of course you're gonna bomb me and my forces
By the time you fly warplanes
I'll be in hong kong sippin' on champagne.
And when you miss me, please don't start to complain.
You've got so many soldiers tearing up  terrain.  

And there's a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me
a coat like me, havin a smoke like me
And just might be a , but not quite me!

i'm the jong one, a real strong one

havin a smoke or a bong one 
So won't the real kim jong please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

and throw a middle finger on each hand up

i'm outa my mind

i'm outa control

just like my dad

i'm crazy i'm mad

so one more time tell me how does it go?



not the best eminem ripoff but i tried

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:05 | 3061883 JPM Hater001
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I needed an extra Green on that one...

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:49 | 3062178 unrulian
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you win

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061576 TwoShortPlanks
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Kim Jong Il on Bombs and Rockets:

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:26 | 3061660 So Close
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Sanctions, banktions... The Iranians will pay for this shit with Gold!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:55 | 3061866 williambanzai7
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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:17 | 3061987 ShakaZulu
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This was either 5 minutes before or after the missile fizzled out.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:21 | 3062016 Ratscam
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Banzai, paste in a white cat as in those good old bond movies

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:29 | 3062023 williambanzai7
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Good idea

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:35 | 3061998 Nihilarian
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North Korean remake of "Basic Instinct". Cross your legs, Kim!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 04:50 | 3062053 BadKiTTy
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"I'm so rone-ry, so rone-ry".


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 06:31 | 3062086 philipat
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Light the blue fuse and retire 50 Meters.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | 3061541 Jim in MN
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Indoor fireworks....can still burn your fingers....bitchez

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | 3061546 Missiondweller
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And wearing a coat because they can't afford heat

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:57 | 3061569 SHEEPFUKKER

How's the frohawk?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | 3061548 Squishi
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ROFL LOL this made my day! 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:41 | 3061711 ndetmer
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | 3061549 Big Corked Boots
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"was it good for you?"

actually, I've seen better control rooms in the basements of Somerset County McMansions. I guess the sanctions must be working... they have to get their furniture from Sears.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | 3061568 Big Corked Boots
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Suddenly the background music from the killer satellite scenes in "Diamonds Are Forever" popped into my mind. As did Professor Doktor Metz. I'm trying to put something together... need moar alcohol...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | 3061551 beagle
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launch!? i said lunch!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:54 | 3061557 Yes_Questions
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | 3061552 Esso
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Smoking inside like we used to be able to do?

I hate them for their freedom.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:31 | 3061682 JonNadler
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First prize right here!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:14 | 3061782 DoChenRollingBearing
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Wow, look at that!  I agree with JonNadler...  First prize for Esso.

Even if I agree w/ JonNadler, can I still keep my gold?


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:11 | 3061945 johnQpublic
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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:23 | 3062154 JonNadler
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if you look at the right side of the big screen, you can see a kitco ticker and as long as that doesn't shoot up like a rocket am good. Othewise, i may need some real estate in Peru. Does the Shining Path accept fiat?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:30 | 3061955 wee-weed up
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Don't hate them for their freedom...

Hate our Liberal Nanny-State leaders for their oppression!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:16 | 3062013 Ratscam
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am i the only one who is missing the white cat on his lap?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:14 | 3062235 Esso
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Holy smokes! Triple digit upvotes for being a jaded, cynical, sardonic Esso Bee.

I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | 3061553 Yes_Questions
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Fuck, I thought it was a bowling alley at first..

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | 3061555 gimli
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There's nothing like sucking on a fag after shooting off my rocket.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:21 | 3061794 nope-1004
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lmfao  +1

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:33 | 3061916 palmereldritch
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Gitanes, rocket exhaust and Krugman...tastes like victory....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | 3061558 buzzardsluck
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'Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?' 


His fathers' favorite line, according to Team America

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | 3061559 pragmatic hobo
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yup, there's nothing like playing the missile commander on large screen projector while sucking on nicotine. Been there done that.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061561 Acorn10012
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Like father, like son...same as it ever was.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061562 Manipuflation
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Is that Corey or Trevor hiding underneath the desk?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061573 Global Hunter
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+1 too good.  Corey Trevor smokes!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:03 | 3061594 unrulian
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I love Trailer Park Boys references on ZH

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:09 | 3061608 Manipuflation
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And I appreciate folks who catch the reference and humor.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061627 Global Hunter
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Wish I made The Green Bastard as my ZH handle, don't know what I was smokin the day I signed up! 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:14 | 3062239 StychoKiller
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You can change yer avatar any time you wish.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061564 akak
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"I will blow up the world unless you give me .... one MILLION dollars!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:26 | 3062021 Svendblaaskaeg
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"I will blow up the world unless you give me .... one MILLION dollars!"


"or .... a shrubbery!!!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:35 | 3062027 akak
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061565 CashIsTrash
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I buy rocket 2 for $5!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061566 jballz
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North Korea is the only thing that makes me question whether humanity has a right to exist at all. A few twists of fate and the whole fucking world can run just like that. 

I wish we would hurry up and nuke them all so I don't have to think about it anymore.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:12 | 3061584 Cabreado
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Beware the Sociopath...

And stop pretending you are not in the midst of them.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | 3061663 jballz
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We are not in the midst of them. NorK is four generations deep in the systematic weeding out of entire gene pools of dissent and independent thought. This entire board and everyone related to anyone here would have been gone a long time ago.

No, we keep all our derelicts and misanthropes and fuck you types. Yes, there are surely forces who wish to change that but there is no comparison to these wretched bastards. We could have full blown genocidal tyranny tomorrow and we'd still be fifty years ahead of them.

No comparison. But I suppose they make for a good warning sign. Still I would rather vaporize them all and call it a day. Even if they were toppled and "liberated" (by whom I don't know), it would still take a hundred years to unfuck the populace.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:50 | 3061725 Freddie
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NorK is four generations deep in the systematic weeding out of entire gene pools of dissent and independent thought.

Sounds like The Upper West Side.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:06 | 3061751 Cabreado
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"No comparison. But I suppose they make for a good warning sign."

So then... sleep on that part.


Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:58 | 3061874 jballz
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No need, I have a pretty good grasp on where things stand.

sleep on this...


(McCain's illegal ammendment to the NDAA getting flak from that uppity Paul, America's Kim family coming to power)

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061567 The Fonz...befo...
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He is just connecting to the Playstation network....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:57 | 3061570 Sockeye
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"Some huge meteor is like, woah f**k that!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061588 Yes_Questions
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Alaska can come too!


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:03 | 3062060 dogbreath
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good shit

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061572 Water Is Wet
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Is this supposed to be funny?  I don't get it.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061590 Global Hunter
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supposed least free country in the world and he's smoking inside, which we can't do or we'd be fined and arrested.  I thought that mission control looked like a typical Canadian hosers basement rec room was kinda funny too.  I'm not sure about the coat, looks like he trying to bring baggy back (secret Madchester fan?).

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:58 | 3061574 Tim Knight from...
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"I'm so ron-reee....."


alternate: "How you like that, Hans Brix?!?!?!? You cocksucker!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061575 DaveyJones
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OK, missle - check. Next year, real pillars

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061577 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I'm too sexy....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061578 Dasa Slooofoot
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 I'm so ronery 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | 3061579 Bohm Squad
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"If I sit far enough back, it looks like a drone!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | 3061585 brockhardman
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"After enjoying the "cream of sum yung guy" (pictured to the right), North Korea's leader watches in hope that the rocket he just launched will strike the home of the person who cut his hair just 2 days prior."

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061587 Yen Cross
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 What a cheap bastard! He can't even heat "Mission Control"...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:31 | 3061820 Matt
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It's called austerity. Why heat when you can wear more layers? They must be running mad surpluses over there.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061591 DeadFinks
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You too can earn your next degree online from, the place for busy dictators.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:03 | 3061592 nah
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if you look close enough it looks like a whale flying over a rainbow

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | 3061665 TideFighter
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Flight of daddy's 563 yard ho-win-won.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:04 | 3061595 Yes_Questions
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Situation Loom.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | 3061598 LongSoupLine
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | 3061599 BudFox2012
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After a long day defeating yankee zionist imperialist pigs, Kim celebrates with some warm rice beer and re-runs of Dukes of Hazard...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | 3061600 Manipuflation
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The storm track for Mr. Lahey's "Shitticane".

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:07 | 3061605 Godisanhftbot
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300 fucking channels and nothing on!!!!!!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:56 | 3061936 Clever Name
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I got 13 channels of sh!t on the tv to choose from...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:08 | 3061607 Body of Lies
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Hu Nu

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | 3061610 agNau
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So my knew dis netwok NO WORK !?!?!?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | 3061612 stormsailor
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launching gangnam style

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | 3061614 Xibalba
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sexiest man alive muddafukka

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:13 | 3061621 Orly
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"Okay, we've got a go on that burn, Flight.  (I've always wanted to say that...)"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061624 Animal Cracker
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I'd quit smoking, but there's just not enough food in this country.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061625 howenlink
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Today's Prison Planet guest host, filling in for Alex Jones...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061626 Chief_Illiniwek
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What's this crap?

Where is Bay Watch?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061628 mudduck
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Fuk, fuk, fuk. Fuking bitch. No ticky, no laundry she say, mean crusty fukin gaunch again tomorrow, fuk, fuk, fukin fuk fuk.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:15 | 3061630 machinegear
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:16 | 3061632 squexx
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Pyongyang.......we have a problem........

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:17 | 3061637 RideTheWalrus
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Dear Leader debuts the North Korean edition of 'Angry Birds' on the newly installed Atari 2600.


Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:19 | 3061642 akak
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"Blob-up THAT, you US 'american' citizenism citizens!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:23 | 3061651 Stuck on Zero
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Obama smokes the same brand: "Narcissismos."


Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:26 | 3061656 TideFighter
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Owkay, Kontrol, Switheroo over to the Unicorn Lair!

Then I wanna see daddy's video of score 18 on gowf cowse. 

Hit shot ho in won on evwey hole!!!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:26 | 3061659 Ghostdog
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Where the fruck is Licky Rake?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | 3061662 BigInJapan
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  • Dis no Corinthian reather! 
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | 3061664 bennyboy43
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I said show me the Trajectory - not the Participation Rate!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:29 | 3061667 Fix It Again Timmy
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North Korea is frantically copying US space weapons technology to bring them up to speed:



Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:40 | 3061842 Matt
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This week, in Adventures of Kim Jong Un:

Kim Jong Un Vs Psy

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:23 | 3061675 ipud
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Next time, aim for barbershop!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:39 | 3061706 jumbo maverick
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Gar ry you name Gar ry right? Wrook at red rine on screen Gar ry, why they keep knockin golds down Gar ry?
I get ang ry Gar ry! You call rado shak up and you make them fix red rine! Red rine should go up,Gar ry you seen my papers wait?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:45 | 3061715 mrjohn
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In your enthusiasm to crack all those predictable racist jokes you are missing the story here.

His father quit smoking, so everyone else in North Korea had to quit smoking.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:12 | 3061777 Bazza McKenzie
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So does that mean now everyone in NK has to smoke?  Must be rough on the babies.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:31 | 3061915 Freddie
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Are you the same Bazza who posts on UK Telegraph?  Great posts over there by you.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:46 | 3061719 DavosSherman
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:51 | 3061736 Freddie
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It looks like a jumbo Bloomberg terminal.  My guess is he smokes and high frequency trades all day.  Probably buys and sells Apple.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:56 | 3061745 AUD
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Fruck you, Hans Brix!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:02 | 3061757 SokPOTUS
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Indoor Smoking.  More freedom in North Korea...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:15 | 3061779 piceridu
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Seal Team 6..come in...Seal Team 6 come you read...come in please...hey where did eveybody go?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:21 | 3061792 Dr. Gonzo
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Correlation between space exploration and smoking is huge. Everyone working on the Apollo 11 mission chain smoked...including the Astronauts on the rocket. Russian cosmonauts even smoke pipes on the international space station. It's no biggie. 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:30 | 3061813 petolo
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What's that under the desk?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:16 | 3063316 lakecity55
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Corzine, applying for a new "job."

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:33 | 3061827 metastar
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Looks like he's watching a chart of the dollar.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:35 | 3061828 JLee2027
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What's up with that haircut?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:39 | 3061839 DeFeralCat
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The newest innovation in cheap Asian take-out. The fortune cookie reads "Don't stare at the eyes of the cat whose tail you yesterday grabbed"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:45 | 3061850 I am a Man I am...
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"WTF happened to gangnam style, PSY was just getting ready to dance??"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:01 | 3061877 magpie
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Meanwhile on the other side of the world, the launch of the X 37 is celebrated by the Great Indonesian with a blunt

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:07 | 3061886 JPM Hater001
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No one will ever see it so here it goes:

I blew my load all the way on the other side of Japan.  And we got it on radar.


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