Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

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What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.

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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:57 | 3061569 SHEEPFUKKER

How's the frohawk?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | 3061548 Squishi
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ROFL LOL this made my day! 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:41 | 3061711 ndetmer
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:52 | 3061549 Big Corked Boots
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"was it good for you?"

actually, I've seen better control rooms in the basements of Somerset County McMansions. I guess the sanctions must be working... they have to get their furniture from Sears.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | 3061568 Big Corked Boots
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Suddenly the background music from the killer satellite scenes in "Diamonds Are Forever" popped into my mind. As did Professor Doktor Metz. I'm trying to put something together... need moar alcohol...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | 3061551 beagle
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launch!? i said lunch!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:54 | 3061557 Yes_Questions
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | 3061552 Esso
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Smoking inside like we used to be able to do?

I hate them for their freedom.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:31 | 3061682 JonNadler
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First prize right here!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:14 | 3061782 DoChenRollingBearing
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Wow, look at that!  I agree with JonNadler...  First prize for Esso.

Even if I agree w/ JonNadler, can I still keep my gold?


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:11 | 3061945 johnQpublic
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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:23 | 3062154 JonNadler
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if you look at the right side of the big screen, you can see a kitco ticker and as long as that doesn't shoot up like a rocket am good. Othewise, i may need some real estate in Peru. Does the Shining Path accept fiat?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:30 | 3061955 wee-weed up
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Don't hate them for their freedom...

Hate our Liberal Nanny-State leaders for their oppression!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:16 | 3062013 Ratscam
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am i the only one who is missing the white cat on his lap?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:14 | 3062235 Esso
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Holy smokes! Triple digit upvotes for being a jaded, cynical, sardonic Esso Bee.

I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:53 | 3061553 Yes_Questions
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Fuck, I thought it was a bowling alley at first..

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | 3061555 gimli
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There's nothing like sucking on a fag after shooting off my rocket.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:21 | 3061794 nope-1004
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lmfao  +1

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:33 | 3061916 palmereldritch
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Gitanes, rocket exhaust and Krugman...tastes like victory....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | 3061558 buzzardsluck
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'Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?' 


His fathers' favorite line, according to Team America

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:55 | 3061559 pragmatic hobo
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yup, there's nothing like playing the missile commander on large screen projector while sucking on nicotine. Been there done that.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061561 Acorn10012
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Like father, like son...same as it ever was.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061562 Manipuflation
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Is that Corey or Trevor hiding underneath the desk?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061573 Global Hunter
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+1 too good.  Corey Trevor smokes!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:03 | 3061594 unrulian
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I love Trailer Park Boys references on ZH

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:09 | 3061608 Manipuflation
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And I appreciate folks who catch the reference and humor.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061627 Global Hunter
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Wish I made The Green Bastard as my ZH handle, don't know what I was smokin the day I signed up! 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:14 | 3062239 StychoKiller
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You can change yer avatar any time you wish.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061564 akak
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"I will blow up the world unless you give me .... one MILLION dollars!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:26 | 3062021 Svendblaaskaeg
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"I will blow up the world unless you give me .... one MILLION dollars!"


"or .... a shrubbery!!!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:35 | 3062027 akak
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061565 CashIsTrash
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I buy rocket 2 for $5!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061566 jballz
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North Korea is the only thing that makes me question whether humanity has a right to exist at all. A few twists of fate and the whole fucking world can run just like that. 

I wish we would hurry up and nuke them all so I don't have to think about it anymore.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:12 | 3061584 Cabreado
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Beware the Sociopath...

And stop pretending you are not in the midst of them.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | 3061663 jballz
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We are not in the midst of them. NorK is four generations deep in the systematic weeding out of entire gene pools of dissent and independent thought. This entire board and everyone related to anyone here would have been gone a long time ago.

No, we keep all our derelicts and misanthropes and fuck you types. Yes, there are surely forces who wish to change that but there is no comparison to these wretched bastards. We could have full blown genocidal tyranny tomorrow and we'd still be fifty years ahead of them.

No comparison. But I suppose they make for a good warning sign. Still I would rather vaporize them all and call it a day. Even if they were toppled and "liberated" (by whom I don't know), it would still take a hundred years to unfuck the populace.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:50 | 3061725 Freddie
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NorK is four generations deep in the systematic weeding out of entire gene pools of dissent and independent thought.

Sounds like The Upper West Side.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:06 | 3061751 Cabreado
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"No comparison. But I suppose they make for a good warning sign."

So then... sleep on that part.


Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:58 | 3061874 jballz
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No need, I have a pretty good grasp on where things stand.

sleep on this...




(McCain's illegal ammendment to the NDAA getting flak from that uppity Paul, America's Kim family coming to power)

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:56 | 3061567 The Fonz...befo...
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He is just connecting to the Playstation network....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:57 | 3061570 Sockeye
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"Some huge meteor is like, woah f**k that!"


Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061588 Yes_Questions
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Alaska can come too!


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:03 | 3062060 dogbreath
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good shit

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061572 Water Is Wet
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Is this supposed to be funny?  I don't get it.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061590 Global Hunter
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supposed least free country in the world and he's smoking inside, which we can't do or we'd be fined and arrested.  I thought that mission control looked like a typical Canadian hosers basement rec room was kinda funny too.  I'm not sure about the coat, looks like he trying to bring baggy back (secret Madchester fan?).

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:58 | 3061574 Tim Knight from...
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"I'm so ron-reee....."


alternate: "How you like that, Hans Brix?!?!?!? You cocksucker!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061575 DaveyJones
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OK, missle - check. Next year, real pillars

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061577 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I'm too sexy....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 21:59 | 3061578 Dasa Slooofoot
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 I'm so ronery 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | 3061579 Bohm Squad
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"If I sit far enough back, it looks like a drone!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:00 | 3061585 brockhardman
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"After enjoying the "cream of sum yung guy" (pictured to the right), North Korea's leader watches in hope that the rocket he just launched will strike the home of the person who cut his hair just 2 days prior."

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