Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

Tyler Durden's picture

What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.

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Yen Cross's picture

 What a cheap bastard! He can't even heat "Mission Control"...

Matt's picture

It's called austerity. Why heat when you can wear more layers? They must be running mad surpluses over there.

DeadFinks's picture

You too can earn your next degree online from UCRA.edu, the place for busy dictators.

nah's picture

if you look close enough it looks like a whale flying over a rainbow

TideFighter's picture

Flight of daddy's 563 yard ho-win-won.

Yes_Questions's picture



Situation Loom.

LongSoupLine's picture


BudFox2012's picture

After a long day defeating yankee zionist imperialist pigs, Kim celebrates with some warm rice beer and re-runs of Dukes of Hazard...

Manipuflation's picture

The storm track for Mr. Lahey's "Shitticane".

Godisanhftbot's picture

300 fucking channels and nothing on!!!!!!

Clever Name's picture

I got 13 channels of sh!t on the tv to choose from...

agNau's picture

So my knew dis netwok NO WORK !?!?!?

stormsailor's picture

launching gangnam style

Xibalba's picture

sexiest man alive muddafukka

Orly's picture

"Okay, we've got a go on that burn, Flight.  (I've always wanted to say that...)"

Animal Cracker's picture

I'd quit smoking, but there's just not enough food in this country.

howenlink's picture

Today's Prison Planet guest host, filling in for Alex Jones...

Chief_Illiniwek's picture

What's this crap?

Where is Bay Watch?

mudduck's picture

Fuk, fuk, fuk. Fuking bitch. No ticky, no laundry she say, mean crusty fukin gaunch again tomorrow, fuk, fuk, fukin fuk fuk.

machinegear's picture


squexx's picture

Pyongyang.......we have a problem........

RideTheWalrus's picture

Dear Leader debuts the North Korean edition of 'Angry Birds' on the newly installed Atari 2600.


akak's picture

"Blob-up THAT, you US 'american' citizenism citizens!"

Stuck on Zero's picture

Obama smokes the same brand: "Narcissismos."


TideFighter's picture

Owkay, Kontrol, Switheroo over to the Unicorn Lair!

Then I wanna see daddy's video of score 18 on gowf cowse. 

Hit shot ho in won on evwey hole!!!

Ghostdog's picture

Where the fruck is Licky Rake?

BigInJapan's picture
  • Dis no Corinthian reather! 
bennyboy43's picture

I said show me the Trajectory - not the Participation Rate!

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

North Korea is frantically copying US space weapons technology to bring them up to speed:




Matt's picture

This week, in Adventures of Kim Jong Un:

Kim Jong Un Vs Psy


ipud's picture

Next time, aim for barbershop!

jumbo maverick's picture

Gar ry you name Gar ry right? Wrook at red rine on screen Gar ry, why they keep knockin golds down Gar ry?
I get ang ry Gar ry! You call rado shak up and you make them fix red rine! Red rine should go up,Gar ry you seen my papers wait?

mrjohn's picture

In your enthusiasm to crack all those predictable racist jokes you are missing the story here.

His father quit smoking, so everyone else in North Korea had to quit smoking.


Bazza McKenzie's picture

So does that mean now everyone in NK has to smoke?  Must be rough on the babies.

Freddie's picture

Are you the same Bazza who posts on UK Telegraph?  Great posts over there by you.

Freddie's picture

It looks like a jumbo Bloomberg terminal.  My guess is he smokes and high frequency trades all day.  Probably buys and sells Apple.

AUD's picture

Fruck you, Hans Brix!

SokPOTUS's picture

Indoor Smoking.  More freedom in North Korea...

piceridu's picture

Seal Team 6..come in...Seal Team 6 come in...do you read...come in please...hey where did eveybody go?

Dr. Gonzo's picture

Correlation between space exploration and smoking is huge. Everyone working on the Apollo 11 mission chain smoked...including the Astronauts on the rocket. Russian cosmonauts even smoke pipes on the international space station. It's no biggie. 

petolo's picture

What's that under the desk?

lakecity55's picture

Corzine, applying for a new "job."

metastar's picture

Looks like he's watching a chart of the dollar.

JLee2027's picture

What's up with that haircut?

DeFeralCat's picture

The newest innovation in cheap Asian take-out. The fortune cookie reads "Don't stare at the eyes of the cat whose tail you yesterday grabbed"

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

"WTF happened to gangnam style, PSY was just getting ready to dance??"

magpie's picture

Meanwhile on the other side of the world, the launch of the X 37 is celebrated by the Great Indonesian with a blunt

JPM Hater001's picture

No one will ever see it so here it goes:

I blew my load all the way on the other side of Japan.  And we got it on radar.