Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

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What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.

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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061587 Yen Cross
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 What a cheap bastard! He can't even heat "Mission Control"...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:31 | 3061820 Matt
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It's called austerity. Why heat when you can wear more layers? They must be running mad surpluses over there.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:02 | 3061591 DeadFinks
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You too can earn your next degree online from UCRA.edu, the place for busy dictators.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:03 | 3061592 nah
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if you look close enough it looks like a whale flying over a rainbow

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | 3061665 TideFighter
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Flight of daddy's 563 yard ho-win-won.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:04 | 3061595 Yes_Questions
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Situation Loom.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | 3061598 LongSoupLine
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"I RUV PRAYING PONG ON THE BIG SCREEN!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | 3061599 BudFox2012
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After a long day defeating yankee zionist imperialist pigs, Kim celebrates with some warm rice beer and re-runs of Dukes of Hazard...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:05 | 3061600 Manipuflation
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The storm track for Mr. Lahey's "Shitticane".

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:07 | 3061605 Godisanhftbot
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300 fucking channels and nothing on!!!!!!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:56 | 3061936 Clever Name
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I got 13 channels of sh!t on the tv to choose from...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:08 | 3061607 Body of Lies
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Hu Nu

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | 3061610 agNau
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So my knew dis netwok NO WORK !?!?!?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | 3061612 stormsailor
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launching gangnam style

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:11 | 3061614 Xibalba
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sexiest man alive muddafukka

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:13 | 3061621 Orly
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"Okay, we've got a go on that burn, Flight.  (I've always wanted to say that...)"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061624 Animal Cracker
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I'd quit smoking, but there's just not enough food in this country.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061625 howenlink
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Today's Prison Planet guest host, filling in for Alex Jones...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061626 Chief_Illiniwek
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What's this crap?

Where is Bay Watch?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:14 | 3061628 mudduck
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Fuk, fuk, fuk. Fuking bitch. No ticky, no laundry she say, mean crusty fukin gaunch again tomorrow, fuk, fuk, fukin fuk fuk.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:15 | 3061630 machinegear
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WTF? I WANTED A RED PHONE! WITH FLASHING LIGHTS!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:16 | 3061632 squexx
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Pyongyang.......we have a problem........

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:17 | 3061637 RideTheWalrus
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Dear Leader debuts the North Korean edition of 'Angry Birds' on the newly installed Atari 2600.

 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:19 | 3061642 akak
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"Blob-up THAT, you US 'american' citizenism citizens!"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:23 | 3061651 Stuck on Zero
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Obama smokes the same brand: "Narcissismos."

 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:26 | 3061656 TideFighter
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Owkay, Kontrol, Switheroo over to the Unicorn Lair!

Then I wanna see daddy's video of score 18 on gowf cowse. 

Hit shot ho in won on evwey hole!!!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:26 | 3061659 Ghostdog
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Where the fruck is Licky Rake?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | 3061662 BigInJapan
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  • Dis no Corinthian reather! 
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:28 | 3061664 bennyboy43
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I said show me the Trajectory - not the Participation Rate!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:29 | 3061667 Fix It Again Timmy
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North Korea is frantically copying US space weapons technology to bring them up to speed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEyvy-waDuU

 

 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:40 | 3061842 Matt
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This week, in Adventures of Kim Jong Un:

Kim Jong Un Vs Psy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOD5f6wRw4

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:23 | 3061675 ipud
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Next time, aim for barbershop!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:39 | 3061706 jumbo maverick
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Gar ry you name Gar ry right? Wrook at red rine on screen Gar ry, why they keep knockin golds down Gar ry?
I get ang ry Gar ry! You call rado shak up and you make them fix red rine! Red rine should go up,Gar ry you seen my papers wait?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:45 | 3061715 mrjohn
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In your enthusiasm to crack all those predictable racist jokes you are missing the story here.

His father quit smoking, so everyone else in North Korea had to quit smoking.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3382595.stm

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:12 | 3061777 Bazza McKenzie
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So does that mean now everyone in NK has to smoke?  Must be rough on the babies.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:31 | 3061915 Freddie
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Are you the same Bazza who posts on UK Telegraph?  Great posts over there by you.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:46 | 3061719 DavosSherman
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Outgoing

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:51 | 3061736 Freddie
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It looks like a jumbo Bloomberg terminal.  My guess is he smokes and high frequency trades all day.  Probably buys and sells Apple.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 22:56 | 3061745 AUD
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Fruck you, Hans Brix!

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:02 | 3061757 SokPOTUS
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Indoor Smoking.  More freedom in North Korea...

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:15 | 3061779 piceridu
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Seal Team 6..come in...Seal Team 6 come in...do you read...come in please...hey where did eveybody go?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:21 | 3061792 Dr. Gonzo
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Correlation between space exploration and smoking is huge. Everyone working on the Apollo 11 mission chain smoked...including the Astronauts on the rocket. Russian cosmonauts even smoke pipes on the international space station. It's no biggie. 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:30 | 3061813 petolo
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What's that under the desk?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:16 | 3063316 lakecity55
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Corzine, applying for a new "job."

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:33 | 3061827 metastar
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Looks like he's watching a chart of the dollar.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:35 | 3061828 JLee2027
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What's up with that haircut?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:39 | 3061839 DeFeralCat
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The newest innovation in cheap Asian take-out. The fortune cookie reads "Don't stare at the eyes of the cat whose tail you yesterday grabbed"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:45 | 3061850 I am a Man I am...
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"WTF happened to gangnam style, PSY was just getting ready to dance??"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:01 | 3061877 magpie
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Meanwhile on the other side of the world, the launch of the X 37 is celebrated by the Great Indonesian with a blunt

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:07 | 3061886 JPM Hater001
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No one will ever see it so here it goes:

I blew my load all the way on the other side of Japan.  And we got it on radar.

I...AM...A...GOD

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