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Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

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What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.


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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:35 | Link to Comment NERVEAGENTVX

Smoking a cigarette? "When they can't even feed their own people"?

I must have heard 4 or 5 separate and "independent" MSM news outlets yesterday use this little catch phrase when "reporting" on the rocket launch. Very curious that all of them slipped the exact same rhetoric into all of their "reports". I wonder if they all got the same memo telling them exactly what to say and exactly how to say it?

What do you guys think the odds would be if you asked two separate people to describe what an apple tastes like and they both come back with the same comparison?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:16 | Link to Comment knukles
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Alike an alcoholic's moment of clarity, lemme tell ya, "There Are No Coincidences."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:51 | Link to Comment hannah
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dude still has more money and more pussy than anyone reading ZH.....

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:16 | Link to Comment knukles
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That's depressing.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:55 | Link to Comment Max Power
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"I wov Chinese tomato plant and XBox".

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:58 | Link to Comment wisehiney
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"This Carolina Bright Leaf is a blast!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:16 | Link to Comment Jreb
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WTF??? What channel is X-factor on???


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:28 | Link to Comment Mr. Lucky
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My fellow North Koreans I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw the United States of America forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.




Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:50 | Link to Comment walcott
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what a joke!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:00 | Link to Comment newengland
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The only thing missing from this picture is the Clit-ons, warmongers for the Socialist Internationale.

I remember a picture of the USA smoker  'commander in chief' sat in a room, watching a video of Bint Laden killed...or so they say, with Hilary playing to the camera as the shocked observer.

War abroad...for the profit of the career politicians and central banksters. 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:23 | Link to Comment hunglow
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If only I could see my dick.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:29 | Link to Comment q99x2
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I told those fuckers to get Japan off my maps. And there it is; still fucking there. Fuck.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:41 | Link to Comment zebrasquid
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Jr. Strangelove

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:41 | Link to Comment Apostate2
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Come on Tyler. This picture is a hoax. I know AnAnonymous when I see him.

The hairdo gave it away.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:27 | Link to Comment akak
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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:08 | Link to Comment chancee
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Hurry up and take the picture so I can put Survivor back on.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:19 | Link to Comment Gmacks
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I can only imagine the music "Heyyyyyyy sexy ladies... Gangam style!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:28 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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"That fuckng barber has no clue how to do a faux-hawk. I look like shit. What channel was LA Law on anyway?"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:26 | Link to Comment From Germany Wi...
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I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do sh*t gets ballistic.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:28 | Link to Comment infocyde
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W. Banzai to the rescue.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:35 | Link to Comment Svendblaaskaeg
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Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man - Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 04:12 | Link to Comment Redhotfill
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Harrow Pwease??!  Harrow?  Uh which button to start Missle Command Game? 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:11 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Ha Ha. Nobody knows I am COMEX!

Push button, Gold is down!


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:26 | Link to Comment squexx
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Thanks a lot! I started laughing and blew coffee thru my nose!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:14 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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But, who knows with the markets today?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:16 | Link to Comment Hobbleknee
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At least Kim shows the screens.  When Obama makes fake pictures, he just gets everyone in the room to pretend they're looking at screen off camera.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:27 | Link to Comment myptofvu
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I'd walk a mile for a Yak

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:18 | Link to Comment slackrabbit
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Kim thinking: If only that missile could hit CNBC....

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:51 | Link to Comment c-rev with a twist
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I'm so ronrey

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 06:33 | Link to Comment smacker
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hhmmm. What we don't know from this picture is whether Kim smokes inside because NK operates under the Rule of Man (and he's THE MAN) or whether NK's ruling despots have not imposed the fascist anti-smoking policies lke we have in the West and most other places.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 06:37 | Link to Comment 4exNinja
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"Stupid satellite! I'd rather go back to that unicorn lair we found..."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:42 | Link to Comment WhiteNight123129
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Who is the idiot who lost the remote?


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:46 | Link to Comment MountainMan
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What a loser.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:57 | Link to Comment Roandavid
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The next one of these I send, my F#@%&%@ barber is gonna be riding.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:57 | Link to Comment bentaxle
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Kim: "How many we have?"

Fluffer, " Had, one."

Kim, "Wha!?! How many America have?

Fluffer, "maybe 7000."

Kim, "Is your fault have no more,Fluffer!!"

Fluffer, " So solly your bigness, NK have 8000."

Kim, "better."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:59 | Link to Comment strangeglove
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Get me the Squid on the phone damnit!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:05 | Link to Comment MyBrothersKeeper
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"This video game boring!!!!.....when do we get to blow up some real shit?!!!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:14 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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My pran is working frawlessry, Pinky....


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:15 | Link to Comment tnfcfa
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He get that chair at Ikea?


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:59 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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Damn!  I almost forgot.  My barber must be executed and his family imprisoned!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:02 | Link to Comment tnquake
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KIA not fly so well, next time try Volt!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:04 | Link to Comment toomanyfakecons...
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When the traitors are imprisoned and the Constitution is restored, the Nazi-inspired anti-smoking laws will evaporate like puddles on a hot highway. Light 'em up.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:08 | Link to Comment UGrev
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"I demand you make rocket write my name in sky. Dat really scare dose slanty eyed japs".

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:41 | Link to Comment Element
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helluva buzz-cut, stylish bags he wears though, but you can't hide terminal pudge of the hand

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:16 | Link to Comment Toolshed
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Kim: The temperature in this room is below my dictated level. Fix it now!

Kim's Cabana Boy: Yes boss! I will throw another peasant on the fire at once!


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:51 | Link to Comment wagthetails
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Suck it Hans Brix

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:10 | Link to Comment JohnFrodo
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"IF it was up to me I would have built a ergonomic desk chair you could actually sit in."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:39 | Link to Comment Element
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Love DPRK images, it looks just like 1973, but with big-ass plasma screens.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:59 | Link to Comment Siegfried
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North Korea is a country of freedom, we can smoke inside.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:38 | Link to Comment geesedude
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That's not rocket data - it's the $AAPL chart.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Hey, Obrama!

Send gorld or I brow up aww Pot Prants in Hawaii!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment SmittyinLA
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 this cigarette just reeks, I'd strangle a puppy for a Marlboro right now.

Sat, 12/15/2012 - 03:25 | Link to Comment Newsboy
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Ahhh, KOOL!

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