Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

Tyler Durden's picture

What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.

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Smoking a cigarette? "When they can't even feed their own people"?

I must have heard 4 or 5 separate and "independent" MSM news outlets yesterday use this little catch phrase when "reporting" on the rocket launch. Very curious that all of them slipped the exact same rhetoric into all of their "reports". I wonder if they all got the same memo telling them exactly what to say and exactly how to say it?

What do you guys think the odds would be if you asked two separate people to describe what an apple tastes like and they both come back with the same comparison?

knukles's picture

Alike an alcoholic's moment of clarity, lemme tell ya, "There Are No Coincidences."

hannah's picture

dude still has more money and more pussy than anyone reading ZH.....

Max Power's picture

"I wov Chinese tomato plant and XBox".

wisehiney's picture

"This Carolina Bright Leaf is a blast!"

Jreb's picture

WTF??? What channel is X-factor on???


Mr. Lucky's picture

My fellow North Koreans I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw the United States of America forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.




newengland's picture

The only thing missing from this picture is the Clit-ons, warmongers for the Socialist Internationale.

I remember a picture of the USA smoker  'commander in chief' sat in a room, watching a video of Bint Laden killed...or so they say, with Hilary playing to the camera as the shocked observer.

War abroad...for the profit of the career politicians and central banksters. 

hunglow's picture

If only I could see my dick.

q99x2's picture

I told those fuckers to get Japan off my maps. And there it is; still fucking there. Fuck.

Apostate2's picture

Come on Tyler. This picture is a hoax. I know AnAnonymous when I see him.

The hairdo gave it away.

chancee's picture

Hurry up and take the picture so I can put Survivor back on.

Gmacks's picture

I can only imagine the music "Heyyyyyyy sexy ladies... Gangam style!"

IridiumRebel's picture

"That fuckng barber has no clue how to do a faux-hawk. I look like shit. What channel was LA Law on anyway?"

From Germany With Love's picture

I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do sh*t gets ballistic.

infocyde's picture

W. Banzai to the rescue.

Svendblaaskaeg's picture

Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man - Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone


Redhotfill's picture

Harrow Pwease??!  Harrow?  Uh which button to start Missle Command Game? 

lakecity55's picture

Ha Ha. Nobody knows I am COMEX!

Push button, Gold is down!


squexx's picture

Thanks a lot! I started laughing and blew coffee thru my nose!

lakecity55's picture


But, who knows with the markets today?

Hobbleknee's picture

At least Kim shows the screens.  When Obama makes fake pictures, he just gets everyone in the room to pretend they're looking at screen off camera.

myptofvu's picture

I'd walk a mile for a Yak

slackrabbit's picture

Kim thinking: If only that missile could hit CNBC....

smacker's picture

hhmmm. What we don't know from this picture is whether Kim smokes inside because NK operates under the Rule of Man (and he's THE MAN) or whether NK's ruling despots have not imposed the fascist anti-smoking policies lke we have in the West and most other places.

4exNinja's picture

"Stupid satellite! I'd rather go back to that unicorn lair we found..."

WhiteNight123129's picture

Who is the idiot who lost the remote?


Roandavid's picture

The next one of these I send, my F#@%&%@ barber is gonna be riding.

bentaxle's picture

Kim: "How many we have?"

Fluffer, " Had, one."

Kim, "Wha!?! How many America have?

Fluffer, "maybe 7000."

Kim, "Is your fault have no more,Fluffer!!"

Fluffer, " So solly your bigness, NK have 8000."

Kim, "better."

strangeglove's picture

Get me the Squid on the phone damnit!

MyBrothersKeeper's picture

"This video game boring!!!!.....when do we get to blow up some real shit?!!!"

shovelhead's picture

My pran is working frawlessry, Pinky....


tnfcfa's picture

He get that chair at Ikea?


Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez's picture

Damn!  I almost forgot.  My barber must be executed and his family imprisoned!

tnquake's picture

KIA not fly so well, next time try Volt!

toomanyfakeconservatives's picture

When the traitors are imprisoned and the Constitution is restored, the Nazi-inspired anti-smoking laws will evaporate like puddles on a hot highway. Light 'em up.

UGrev's picture

"I demand you make rocket write my name in sky. Dat really scare dose slanty eyed japs".

Element's picture

helluva buzz-cut, stylish bags he wears though, but you can't hide terminal pudge of the hand

Toolshed's picture

Kim: The temperature in this room is below my dictated level. Fix it now!

Kim's Cabana Boy: Yes boss! I will throw another peasant on the fire at once!


JohnFrodo's picture

"IF it was up to me I would have built a ergonomic desk chair you could actually sit in."

Element's picture

Love DPRK images, it looks just like 1973, but with big-ass plasma screens.

Siegfried's picture

North Korea is a country of freedom, we can smoke inside.

geesedude's picture

That's not rocket data - it's the $AAPL chart.