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Korean Kaption Kontest: Indoor Smoking Allowed

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What is going on here, for those understandably confused, is North Korea's gregarious and gorgeous leader, Kim Jong-un, sitting in the Korean equivalent of Houston, watching the recent Korean rocket launch... and smoking a cigarette. Take it away.

 

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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:35 | 3061920 NERVEAGENTVX
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Smoking a cigarette? "When they can't even feed their own people"?

I must have heard 4 or 5 separate and "independent" MSM news outlets yesterday use this little catch phrase when "reporting" on the rocket launch. Very curious that all of them slipped the exact same rhetoric into all of their "reports". I wonder if they all got the same memo telling them exactly what to say and exactly how to say it?

What do you guys think the odds would be if you asked two separate people to describe what an apple tastes like and they both come back with the same comparison?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:16 | 3061948 knukles
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Alike an alcoholic's moment of clarity, lemme tell ya, "There Are No Coincidences."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:51 | 3061933 hannah
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dude still has more money and more pussy than anyone reading ZH.....

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:16 | 3061949 knukles
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That's depressing.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:55 | 3061935 Max Power
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"I wov Chinese tomato plant and XBox".

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 00:58 | 3061940 wisehiney
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"This Carolina Bright Leaf is a blast!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:16 | 3061947 Jreb
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WTF??? What channel is X-factor on???

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:28 | 3061952 Mr. Lucky
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My fellow North Koreans I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw the United States of America forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

 

 

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 01:50 | 3061968 walcott
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what a joke!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:00 | 3061973 newengland
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The only thing missing from this picture is the Clit-ons, warmongers for the Socialist Internationale.

I remember a picture of the USA smoker  'commander in chief' sat in a room, watching a video of Bint Laden killed...or so they say, with Hilary playing to the camera as the shocked observer.

War abroad...for the profit of the career politicians and central banksters. 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:23 | 3061993 hunglow
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If only I could see my dick.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:29 | 3061995 q99x2
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I told those fuckers to get Japan off my maps. And there it is; still fucking there. Fuck.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:41 | 3062000 zebrasquid
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Jr. Strangelove

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 02:41 | 3062002 Apostate2
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Come on Tyler. This picture is a hoax. I know AnAnonymous when I see him.

The hairdo gave it away.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:27 | 3062020 akak
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ROR!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:08 | 3062011 chancee
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Hurry up and take the picture so I can put Survivor back on.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:19 | 3062015 Gmacks
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I can only imagine the music "Heyyyyyyy sexy ladies... Gangam style!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:28 | 3062018 IridiumRebel
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"That fuckng barber has no clue how to do a faux-hawk. I look like shit. What channel was LA Law on anyway?"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:26 | 3062019 From Germany Wi...
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I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do sh*t gets ballistic.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:28 | 3062024 infocyde
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W. Banzai to the rescue.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 03:35 | 3062028 Svendblaaskaeg
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Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man - Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

http://www.metrolyrics.com/rocket-man-lyrics-elton-john.html

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 04:12 | 3062037 Redhotfill
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Harrow Pwease??!  Harrow?  Uh which button to start Missle Command Game? 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:11 | 3062062 lakecity55
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Ha Ha. Nobody knows I am COMEX!

Push button, Gold is down!

HAHAHA!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:26 | 3062114 squexx
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Thanks a lot! I started laughing and blew coffee thru my nose!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:14 | 3063291 lakecity55
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Sorry.

But, who knows with the markets today?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:16 | 3062064 Hobbleknee
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At least Kim shows the screens.  When Obama makes fake pictures, he just gets everyone in the room to pretend they're looking at screen off camera.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:27 | 3062070 myptofvu
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I'd walk a mile for a Yak

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:18 | 3062072 slackrabbit
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Kim thinking: If only that missile could hit CNBC....

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 05:51 | 3062077 c-rev with a twist
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I'm so ronrey

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 06:33 | 3062087 smacker
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hhmmm. What we don't know from this picture is whether Kim smokes inside because NK operates under the Rule of Man (and he's THE MAN) or whether NK's ruling despots have not imposed the fascist anti-smoking policies lke we have in the West and most other places.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 06:37 | 3062090 4exNinja
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"Stupid satellite! I'd rather go back to that unicorn lair we found..."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:42 | 3062122 WhiteNight123129
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Who is the idiot who lost the remote?

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:46 | 3062130 MountainMan
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What a loser.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:57 | 3062136 Roandavid
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The next one of these I send, my F#@%&%@ barber is gonna be riding.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:57 | 3062137 bentaxle
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Kim: "How many we have?"

Fluffer, " Had, one."

Kim, "Wha!?! How many America have?

Fluffer, "maybe 7000."

Kim, "Is your fault have no more,Fluffer!!"

Fluffer, " So solly your bigness, NK have 8000."

Kim, "better."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 07:59 | 3062138 strangeglove
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Get me the Squid on the phone damnit!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:05 | 3062141 MyBrothersKeeper
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"This video game boring!!!!.....when do we get to blow up some real shit?!!!"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:14 | 3062149 shovelhead
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My pran is working frawlessry, Pinky....

BWAHAHAHA!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:15 | 3062151 tnfcfa
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He get that chair at Ikea?

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 08:59 | 3062196 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Damn!  I almost forgot.  My barber must be executed and his family imprisoned!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:02 | 3062204 tnquake
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KIA not fly so well, next time try Volt!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:04 | 3062210 toomanyfakecons...
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When the traitors are imprisoned and the Constitution is restored, the Nazi-inspired anti-smoking laws will evaporate like puddles on a hot highway. Light 'em up.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:08 | 3062223 UGrev
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"I demand you make rocket write my name in sky. Dat really scare dose slanty eyed japs".

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 09:41 | 3062295 Element
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helluva buzz-cut, stylish bags he wears though, but you can't hide terminal pudge of the hand

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:16 | 3062419 Toolshed
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Kim: The temperature in this room is below my dictated level. Fix it now!

Kim's Cabana Boy: Yes boss! I will throw another peasant on the fire at once!

 

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:51 | 3062541 wagthetails
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Suck it Hans Brix

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:10 | 3062593 JohnFrodo
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"IF it was up to me I would have built a ergonomic desk chair you could actually sit in."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:39 | 3062728 Element
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Love DPRK images, it looks just like 1973, but with big-ass plasma screens.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:59 | 3062783 Siegfried
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North Korea is a country of freedom, we can smoke inside.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:38 | 3062919 geesedude
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That's not rocket data - it's the $AAPL chart.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:17 | 3063331 lakecity55
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Hey, Obrama!

Send gorld or I brow up aww Pot Prants in Hawaii!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 17:08 | 3064425 SmittyinLA
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 this cigarette just reeks, I'd strangle a puppy for a Marlboro right now.

Sat, 12/15/2012 - 03:25 | 3065826 Newsboy
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Ahhh, KOOL!

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