Dick Bove To Leave Rochdale Monday

Tyler Durden's picture

After joining the firm in 2009, everyone's favorite banking analyst has decided that, according to Dow Jones, Monday is an opportune time to jump the sinking ship that is AAPL-stricken Rochdale Securities. Given the opportunities out there for one more permabull, old-school banking analyst, we suspect the resignation is more to do with Bove's beard and his potential holiday-season role at Macy's (bas santa?) or will we see the BofA-buyer 'greeting' all at Lutz, Florida's nearest WalMart? Will he revert back from 'Dick' to Richard?

 

 

and for future employers looking for someone to say 'buy' - or 'bye', here is his illustrious career...

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bania's picture

Once a dick always a dick

azzhatter's picture

Imagine the amount of banker cock this clown has blown?

francis_sawyer's picture

Can ZH do, like, one of those BRACKET type countdowns to the MOST HATED IDIOTS the financial world has known?... The brackets could be limited to, say, 32 entries (with, say, 4 sub categories)...

- Analysts

- Fed & other Central Banking Fucks

- Economists

- CEO's

8 nominees per category, then they all go head to head until we see who the biggest asshole of all time is...

smlbizman's picture

its obvious to me the man is sooo talented that he must be shared....just like another exceptional talent known as t.o.

eclectic syncretist's picture

The banker butt-boy must be all fuched out.

mayhem_korner's picture

 

 

Long live the sheeple King!

kliguy38's picture

He represents the worst of the system and deserves every derisive comment he gets here.....so let me start with mine. Fuch U ...U pile of dog dung....may your drunken POS ass rot in hell

CPL's picture

240 enter.  

No one leaves alive.

Cheyenne's picture

You won't have Dick Bove to kick around anymore:


PUD's picture

Generational bytches

slaughterer's picture

Hear Tilson and Biryani are going to make use of Bove on an outsourcing basis /s.  

jeff314's picture

fuck you dick....

HD's picture

Where will CNBC ever find another spineless bank cheerleader perma bull?

I'll do it.  "Banks good. Buy bank stock."  Now gimme my check, make it out to HD, the happy shill. Come on TPTB I need the work, especially after not getting Bob Doll's old job.

Cursive's picture

@HD

Where?  The line is long.  Very long.

slaughterer's picture

OT: we are getting signs of another imminent PM raid coming.  

mayhem_korner's picture

 

 

S-A-L-E!  Tis the season.

buzzsaw99's picture

a whole career of nothing but parroting "buy"

mayhem_korner's picture

 

 

Bove lies somewhere on the intellect scale between Joe Biden and my dog.

HD's picture

I assure you that no dog is that stupid.

mayhem_korner's picture

 

 

Mia culpa.  Now I'm going to go apologize to my dog.

kridkrid's picture

For the sake of clarity, is your dog a lot smarter than Biden or just a little bit? Trying to figure out a range here.

ptoemmes's picture

A generational move...

 

...as he claimed the 666 S&P 500 level a while back.

Dr. Engali's picture

Look at that job jumping. That guy's been around and used  more than a five dollar hooker on a Friday night.

NeedleDickTheBugFucker's picture

Interesting that he was able to reinvent himself 12 times over 42 years.  I guess P.T. Barnum was right.

Frank N. Beans's picture

he would fit right in at GS

Thorny Xi's picture

Resume' looks like a 70's radio DJ's ... back when the motto was, "If there's any rust on the trailer hitch ball, you're not a radio professional."

yogibear's picture

Useless bag of hot air. Another Wall Street leech.

williambanzai7's picture

Calling Banzai7

Voila!

CHRISTMAS WITH DICK BOVE

NoDebt's picture

That could be one of the most disturbing pictures I've seen in a long time.  Thanks for the chuckle.

Jumbotron's picture

Couldn't have happened to a nicer "Dick".

SmoothCoolSmoke's picture

Hey, where did you get his picture........ from the on-line dictionary listing for "shill"?

TrumpXVI's picture

Don't worry.

Larry Kudlow is more than up to the task of finding a suitable replacement.

CNBC viewers deserve their torment; Larry won't disappoint.

azzhatter's picture

He has that asshole Don Luskin in the wings

flacorps's picture

I live in Land O Lakes, and work in Lutz. Here's the store in question:
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_d...

SillySalesmanQuestion's picture

Out of all his job titles, director of "little head thinking" does'nt show up....hmmmm.

marginnayan's picture

What a Pic! LMAO.