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Dick Bove To Leave Rochdale Monday

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After joining the firm in 2009, everyone's favorite banking analyst has decided that, according to Dow Jones, Monday is an opportune time to jump the sinking ship that is AAPL-stricken Rochdale Securities. Given the opportunities out there for one more permabull, old-school banking analyst, we suspect the resignation is more to do with Bove's beard and his potential holiday-season role at Macy's (bas santa?) or will we see the BofA-buyer 'greeting' all at Lutz, Florida's nearest WalMart? Will he revert back from 'Dick' to Richard?

 

 

and for future employers looking for someone to say 'buy' - or 'bye', here is his illustrious career...

 

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Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:18 | 3062619 orangedrinkandchips
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dick.....enough said

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:25 | 3062672 Fredo Corleone
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Shave and a haircut --

Two bits !

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:51 | 3062760 bania
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Once a dick always a dick

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:04 | 3062801 azzhatter
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Imagine the amount of banker cock this clown has blown?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:21 | 3062850 francis_sawyer
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Can ZH do, like, one of those BRACKET type countdowns to the MOST HATED IDIOTS the financial world has known?... The brackets could be limited to, say, 32 entries (with, say, 4 sub categories)...

- Analysts

- Fed & other Central Banking Fucks

- Economists

- CEO's

8 nominees per category, then they all go head to head until we see who the biggest asshole of all time is...

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:04 | 3063220 smlbizman
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its obvious to me the man is sooo talented that he must be shared....just like another exceptional talent known as t.o.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:21 | 3063355 eclectic syncretist
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The banker butt-boy must be all fuched out.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:19 | 3062620 mayhem_korner
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Long live the sheeple King!

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:32 | 3062699 kliguy38
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He represents the worst of the system and deserves every derisive comment he gets here.....so let me start with mine. Fuch U ...U pile of dog dung....may your drunken POS ass rot in hell

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:32 | 3062705 CPL
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240 enter.  

No one leaves alive.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:20 | 3062632 Cheyenne
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You won't have Dick Bove to kick around anymore:


Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:20 | 3062633 PUD
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Generational bytches

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:19 | 3062634 slaughterer
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Hear Tilson and Biryani are going to make use of Bove on an outsourcing basis /s.  

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:21 | 3062642 jeff314
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fuck you dick....

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:26 | 3062643 HD
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Where will CNBC ever find another spineless bank cheerleader perma bull?

I'll do it.  "Banks good. Buy bank stock."  Now gimme my check, make it out to HD, the happy shill. Come on TPTB I need the work, especially after not getting Bob Doll's old job.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:39 | 3062724 Cursive
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@HD

Where?  The line is long.  Very long.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:22 | 3062647 slaughterer
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OT: we are getting signs of another imminent PM raid coming.  

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:24 | 3062667 mayhem_korner
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S-A-L-E!  Tis the season.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:23 | 3062648 buzzsaw99
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a whole career of nothing but parroting "buy"

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:23 | 3062652 mayhem_korner
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Bove lies somewhere on the intellect scale between Joe Biden and my dog.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:24 | 3062661 HD
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I assure you that no dog is that stupid.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:26 | 3062671 mayhem_korner
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Mia culpa.  Now I'm going to go apologize to my dog.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:25 | 3062673 kridkrid
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For the sake of clarity, is your dog a lot smarter than Biden or just a little bit? Trying to figure out a range here.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:25 | 3062662 ptoemmes
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A generational move...

 

...as he claimed the 666 S&P 500 level a while back.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:27 | 3062668 Dr. Engali
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Look at that job jumping. That guy's been around and used  more than a five dollar hooker on a Friday night.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:25 | 3062670 NeedleDickTheBu...
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Interesting that he was able to reinvent himself 12 times over 42 years.  I guess P.T. Barnum was right.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:26 | 3062679 Frank N. Beans
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he would fit right in at GS

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:31 | 3062697 Thorny Xi
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Resume' looks like a 70's radio DJ's ... back when the motto was, "If there's any rust on the trailer hitch ball, you're not a radio professional."

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:32 | 3062700 yogibear
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Useless bag of hot air. Another Wall Street leech.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:24 | 3062704 williambanzai7
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Calling Banzai7

Voila!

CHRISTMAS WITH DICK BOVE

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:30 | 3062887 NoDebt
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That could be one of the most disturbing pictures I've seen in a long time.  Thanks for the chuckle.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:25 | 3062712 Jumbotron
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer "Dick".

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:45 | 3062745 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Hey, where did you get his picture........ from the on-line dictionary listing for "shill"?

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:57 | 3062778 TrumpXVI
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Don't worry.

Larry Kudlow is more than up to the task of finding a suitable replacement.

CNBC viewers deserve their torment; Larry won't disappoint.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:06 | 3062804 azzhatter
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He has that asshole Don Luskin in the wings

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:18 | 3062836 flacorps
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I live in Land O Lakes, and work in Lutz. Here's the store in question:
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_d...

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:37 | 3062916 SillySalesmanQu...
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Out of all his job titles, director of "little head thinking" does'nt show up....hmmmm.

Fri, 12/14/2012 - 14:35 | 3063470 marginnayan
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What a Pic! LMAO.

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