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Dick Bove To Leave Rochdale Monday
After joining the firm in 2009, everyone's favorite banking analyst has decided that, according to Dow Jones, Monday is an opportune time to jump the sinking ship that is AAPL-stricken Rochdale Securities. Given the opportunities out there for one more permabull, old-school banking analyst, we suspect the resignation is more to do with Bove's beard and his potential holiday-season role at Macy's (bas santa?) or will we see the BofA-buyer 'greeting' all at Lutz, Florida's nearest WalMart? Will he revert back from 'Dick' to Richard?
and for future employers looking for someone to say 'buy' - or 'bye', here is his illustrious career...
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dick.....enough said
Shave and a haircut --
Two bits !
Once a dick always a dick
Imagine the amount of banker cock this clown has blown?
Can ZH do, like, one of those BRACKET type countdowns to the MOST HATED IDIOTS the financial world has known?... The brackets could be limited to, say, 32 entries (with, say, 4 sub categories)...
- Analysts
- Fed & other Central Banking Fucks
- Economists
- CEO's
8 nominees per category, then they all go head to head until we see who the biggest asshole of all time is...
its obvious to me the man is sooo talented that he must be shared....just like another exceptional talent known as t.o.
The banker butt-boy must be all fuched out.
Long live the sheeple King!
He represents the worst of the system and deserves every derisive comment he gets here.....so let me start with mine. Fuch U ...U pile of dog dung....may your drunken POS ass rot in hell
240 enter.
No one leaves alive.
You won't have Dick Bove to kick around anymore:
Generational bytches
Hear Tilson and Biryani are going to make use of Bove on an outsourcing basis /s.
fuck you dick....
Where will CNBC ever find another spineless bank cheerleader perma bull?
I'll do it. "Banks good. Buy bank stock." Now gimme my check, make it out to HD, the happy shill. Come on TPTB I need the work, especially after not getting Bob Doll's old job.
@HD
Where? The line is long. Very long.
OT: we are getting signs of another imminent PM raid coming.
S-A-L-E! Tis the season.
a whole career of nothing but parroting "buy"
Bove lies somewhere on the intellect scale between Joe Biden and my dog.
I assure you that no dog is that stupid.
Mia culpa. Now I'm going to go apologize to my dog.
For the sake of clarity, is your dog a lot smarter than Biden or just a little bit? Trying to figure out a range here.
A generational move...
...as he claimed the 666 S&P 500 level a while back.
Look at that job jumping. That guy's been around and used more than a five dollar hooker on a Friday night.
Interesting that he was able to reinvent himself 12 times over 42 years. I guess P.T. Barnum was right.
he would fit right in at GS
Resume' looks like a 70's radio DJ's ... back when the motto was, "If there's any rust on the trailer hitch ball, you're not a radio professional."
Useless bag of hot air. Another Wall Street leech.
Calling Banzai7
Voila!
That could be one of the most disturbing pictures I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the chuckle.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer "Dick".
Hey, where did you get his picture........ from the on-line dictionary listing for "shill"?
Don't worry.
Larry Kudlow is more than up to the task of finding a suitable replacement.
CNBC viewers deserve their torment; Larry won't disappoint.
He has that asshole Don Luskin in the wings
I live in Land O Lakes, and work in Lutz. Here's the store in question:
http://www.walmart.com/storeLocator/ca_storefinder_details_short.do?rx_d...
Out of all his job titles, director of "little head thinking" does'nt show up....hmmmm.
What a Pic! LMAO.