Mike Bloomberg Calls For Ban On Assault Weapons

Tyler Durden's picture

In the least unexpected news of the week, Mayor Mike, whose forays into central planning started with banning sugary sodas, and then proceeded to gas rationing, has just done what everyone expected him to do, and demand a ban on all assault weapons:


We eagerly await the imminent escalation: the "taxable inhalable oxygen for those making over $250,000 - it's only fair act" to be proposed by Mayor Mike and his central-planning enamored brethren in D.C. next.

From AP:

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and dozens of shooting survivors and victims' relatives are calling on Congress and President Barack Obama to tighten gun laws and enforcement.


The mayor was appearing at City Hall Monday with 34 people whose own lives or the lives of their relatives have been affected by gun violence around the country. They're sending videos to lawmakers telling their stories.


Bloomberg has long been an advocate for tougher national gun regulations. He has found himself at the forefront of a re-energized push for gun control since Friday's massacre at a Connecticut elementary school.


He says the carnage "demands immediate national action."

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francis_sawyer's picture


Fuck you you motherfucking fuck...

You know... 100 years from now (hopefully after things get better, but probably not before the whole world goes to shit, every last freedom has been taken & every last penny of wealth has been stolen & finally masses of people wake up to the idea they've been duped)... Some wise old stories will be told...

& the people (in that new century), will not even be able to comprehend WHAT A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKS that lost generation must have been to let themselves get 'suckered in' the way they did... So now I think I'll go grab a chisel & a hammer & etch your name into the face of some rock wall and say...

Peeps ~ it was because of VAST-DUMB and his moronically idiotic blindness that he & his friends displayed even when the facts were staring them straight in their moronic faces [they musta missed it because they were off watching Woody Allen movies & watching network TV news]...

vast-dom's picture

when you get banned from ZH you can chisel my likeness with your KKK forum buds.

Flakmeister's picture

Unlikely to happen, unless he goes full David Irving...

francis_sawyer's picture

Don't worry Vast-Dom... They keep me alive here because the site would SURELY fold in 2 seconds if it were not for your incisive rebuttals [that's what they all flock to ZH for]... The world clearly needs more civilized people like you (to defend the mass murderers, wealth stealers, & serf-lords)...I'm only the lowly recruitment bait for that purpose...

Chupacabra-322's picture

Actually mentioned the Mossad in yesterday's thread.  However, it slipped my MK-Ultra Mind Control today.  ;-)

F. Bastiat's picture

Followed by a ban on today's liberals.

Pegasus Muse's picture


I prefer a ban on Dumb-Ass politicians. 

Wonder how Gas-Bag Mike feels about Predator Drones?

Obama sure hates guns in the hands of the citizenry.  Too bad for Pakistani and Afghani children he doesn’t feel the same way about Hellfire Missiles raining death and destruction from Predator Drones.  Wonder who is he gonna whack today? 





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sbenard's picture

I say we just ban BLOOMBERG. Period!

But perhaps we can reach a compromise. If all celebrities that want to ban guns of any kind would agree to living without ANY armed security 24/7, then perhaps we could reach some agreement. But BLOOMBERG and his cadre of collectivist cronies must agree to fall on their swords and live without protection for a year or two first, just to PROVE that their ideas are valid! It would be open season on tyrants for that year or two.

I doubt the Dictator of New York would agree to that!

slaughterer's picture

They are coming for our guns.   That is the last step.  I am going Rambo. 

Sudden Debt's picture

I've heard these gun bans for decades already.
will never happen.


Those assault weapons? Why? For the T3 terminator invasion?
Why would you need those kind of guns?

If you have a militairy background: okay
If your a gun ho freak who buys those guns like other people collect silver coins: no

and kids? why would you let your kids handle guns? assault guns that is!

I don't mind owning a handgun or a hunting gun. But for the love of god! KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR KIDS!

Flakmeister's picture

I can't wait to see the rampant apoplexy here at the Hedge when Bloomberg runs in 2016.....

Given the reaction to "the colored guy", having a Jew as president will raise the level of bigotry here to new highs (or was that lows)....

Spastica Rex's picture


edit: I doubt you're intended targets understand the word "apoplexy." I suggest a synonym with two or fewer syllables, if you really want a reaction.

economicmorphine's picture

Knowing this, the intent of the commenter is not be understood, but rather merely to appear intellectually superior to others.  That makes him an insecure fuckwad, sort of like yourself.  

Spastica Rex's picture

That's awesome - you were offended, and you don't even know why.

prains's picture

everybody loves a gun nut

The Shootist's picture



Who is downarrowing this here gun nut??

sbenard's picture

Clearly, the number of thumbs down you received proves you wrong! Perhaps you were referring to Obama's legions of leeching lemmings. They are modern-day Esaus willing to sell their birthright of liberty for a mess of entitlement pottage. If the shoe fits...
Those willing to sell out their freedom for security deserve, and will ultimately end up with, NEITHER!

Ballin D's picture

In my experience, old people (people who are more likely to be familiar with the term 'apoplexy', apparently an outdated term relating to strokes -wikipedia) tend to be more bigoted than the general population.  Also, get off your vocabulary high horse if you dont know the difference between your and you're.

Spastica Rex's picture

Your'e point is well taken.

Flakmeister's picture

Try definition #3 from the Urban dictionary....

BTW. I think your thesis is completely asinine...

Cathartes Aura's picture

but Spastica, apoplexy is so onomatopoeic!



john39's picture

the U.S. has already had Jewish presidents...

Flakmeister's picture

Did it ever occur to you that you are the kind of idiot my post was tailored for?

john39's picture

factual info, no commentary pro or con... odd that you would react as you did.

Flakmeister's picture

I am pretty sure that we have had more slave owners as presidents than people that have owned a dreidel growing up that went on to becoming president...

john39's picture

so sure?  i guess it depends on what it means to be Jewish....  Check out (Israeli) Gilad Atzmon's book, "The Wondering Who"...   its not racial, as several different racial types call themselves "Jewish".  Nor is it religious, as there are many atheist Jews...    finally, the British Royal family, and much of the "royalty" throughout europe claim to descend from King David.  Interestingly, most U.S. presidents are related to the Windsors...   the point being, "Jewish" is a loaded term...  under some definitions, most U.S. presidents were Jewish.   truth is stranger than fiction.

Flakmeister's picture

You are beautiful....I mean, I couldn't have had a better example of what I was talking about appear out of the aether...

HD's picture

Don't be silly. Hillary will win in 2016 for sure!

Might just be worth it to see what happens with Bill Clinton roaming the White House with nothing to do - that's entertainment folks... Cigars for everyone!


Flakmeister's picture

I will be very surprised if she runs...

Bloomberg could win the nomination of *either* party if he chooses to run...

HD's picture

She keeps saying she will not run - and if there is anything a Clinton "is"...it's honest.  See you in 2016 Hilary.


Flakmeister's picture

She may yet, but as I said I would be surprised...

Do you think that if Bloomie wanted to go Republican that Marco Rubio could beat him?

HD's picture

Honestly, I have no idea what the GOP will look like in 2016. Poor SOBs can't get their shit together. The more poor people, there more likely they will vote for the democrats regardless to whoever the GOP runs. After the great depression the DNC had decades long hell of a run...

Matt's picture

with the demographic shift, the Democrats would have to really screw up not to get the next presidency, regardless of who runs for either side.

Flakmeister's picture

Yeah, I won't argue against the trends... Bloomie will likely run as Dem...

Squid Vicious's picture

yes! the flyover states will love a 5'4"gay jew who wants to take away their guns and big gulps!

NotApplicable's picture

Like anyone with any sense around here gives two fucks what flavor of puppet will usher in the Dark Ages 2.0.

Besides, if labels mattered... I'd have one!

Grinder74's picture

He's no more Jewish than Moses was Muslim.

Raymond Reason's picture

Bloomberg is frighted, poor little guy. 

sbenard's picture

Is Bloomberg Jewish? I care not whether he or any candidate is a Jew. I care a great deal that he's a TYRANT!

Randall Cabot's picture

Are you that fucking stupid, you brainwashed, mind-controlled fucking retard-Bloomberg's a JEW SUPREMACIST!!!

azzhatter's picture

Fuck that little fascist midget cocksucker. Please DIAF Bloomie. You harbor more criminal banksters than any other zip code in America. Fuck you little prick

Ignatius's picture

Disarming the American people is the agenda.


MachoMan's picture

Exactly...  even seemingly intelligent people (anecdotally) misuse the term "assault weapon"...  In the context, it means an assault rifle...  which is fully automatic... and has nothing to do with the semi automatic firearms demonized by the "assault" word...  in other words, we demonize the term and then move, over time, what weapons are covered by the demonized term.

In short, assault weapons are already virtually nonexistent in private hands (cost too much).  So why do you need to ban them?

john39's picture

incremental theft of your rights...  NWO specialty.  you will see republicans fold on this issue...  enough to get some change in place...  then on to the next event.

fuu's picture

Sapir-Whorphism at it's best.