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Boehner Brings The Reality Back - Live Webcast
As Plan B (or Plan ZZ) is back on the table, markets (in their infinitely efficient wisdom) have retraced all of the Obama spike from last night. GOP's Boehner takes the stand to explain Plan B, we presume, at 10ET. Live webcast here (calls or puts today?)
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Can someone throw their fucking shoe at him, preferably full of fresh piss and a few stones!
For the life of me, I don't know why they didn't just try to engineer this 'Fiscal Cliff' dropoff [into presumably oblivion] to occur precisely at the hour of the Winter Solstice on December 21st...
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At least then it might have some entertainment value... It'd be like... "Here we go people!... Wheeeeeee!"
but isnt it great that everybody gets a chance to talk...i find it so much more sincere when they let the little congress people speak...
and 1 more thing...i am all for plan b...the abortion pill makes the most sense...
Can somebody please tell the people what Bernanke and Dimon have told Congress to do so we can get this dog & pony show over with?
Plan C - Kill yourselves Please.
play the volatility (unless you know a congresscritter).
Shhhhhh
The spirits are about to speak.
Captain who?
Reminds me of Kerry. "My plan... " and "My plan this" crap. I feel like puking.
Plan 9 from outer space.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhvDMhrws1o
watch the quivering lips say nothing in a 10 minute speech
Thanks Tomato Man.
Golfing makes me orange too!
----- Mr Minute Maid
The people of Greece must look at us and say WTF are you idiots?
Is he going to cry? Seems to be a lot of that going around.
We are waiting for BoneHead to finish smoking his joint.
Plan B for Bankrupt
No formal banruptcy for the US ever.
The US will just print, they won't declare bankruptcy. They will imply it with a worthless currency.
That's Bubble Bernanke and the Fed's solution. It's in progress right now.
B for Bitchez
(calls or puts today?)
is it too early to go all in on tears?
I used to think without doubt that Pelosi was the most disgusting house speaker we ever had. Now sometimes I wonder. They all play for the same team.
great choice the 79 year old Botox Queen or the man from Orange
What's he going to say ? Let's ask gold... oops no deal bitchezz. Mean while the "deal" clock on cnbc is ticking lol
his staff must be making an effing fortune frontrunning his and O's comments
They wouldn't do that........would they?
/sarc
puts
Boehner's re-election for speaker is on Jan 3rd. If he gives to much to Obama he'll be voted out of his speakership. A week or two long cliff dive into january would not surprise me.
"C'mon Barrack, I'll fold after the 3rd, but lemme save some face for awhile." - Orangina
Plan C, always go for plan C...
Boner's plan B: Catch the next flight to somewhere he can work on his golf game and tan
Hes late, must be waiting for Barry at the 19th hole.
patience...he was refilling his flask.
Where's my popcorn?! Where's my popcorn!?
No Ben, FUCK YOU and your printing press! I just want my popcorn!
All this is not too bad for stocks compared to PMs. But the big winner is still Europe where the currency is getting stronger and stronger. Shopping in Paris is getting expensive for the poor Americans.
That sucks too cuz so many Americans just pony up a 1800 round trip plane ticket to buy French crap that they could get here. Save the money and go to Montreal.
What just happened?
fucking cantor, slimy little traitor.. i had to turn it off
No worry, Moodys, Fitch and S&P will all approve any spending cut. Even if it's a joke.
All three credit rating agencies switched from rating garbage debt as triple A to the next sham of rating the largest irresponsible country as fiscally responsible.
The democrats and republicans will remove the debt limit and will spend like drunken sailors without any way of flagging it.
"Negotiating" with yourself. Is that what they call it these days?
I'll ponder the comments while I eat my reheated Big Mac on Christmas Day. Granted, I'll have to scrape out the spit from the disgruntled teenaged flipper, they usually hide it under the pickles.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo are they or are they not kicking the can?
who are all these people?
nice teeth
"Peace in our time"!
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… and the same day ... i.e. today ... a bit to the north …
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Ok, maybe peace is a meaningless word.
But something changed here.
LOL yea they dont know WTF to do at this point, I think theyre just doing whatever today so they can live to try to stay alive till tomorrow to hopefully pull another scam.
maybe it'll all be over by Christmas again?
doubt it
Velour Lady - "Git-R-Dun!"
so once again absolutely nothing of substance is said or instituted....
more total fucking "ham hocking"....
and oh yeah, the Dow rises and Gold & Silver are taken down for good measure.....
FUCK YOU BERNANKE AND YOU BANKER OWNED BITCH ASS POLITICIANS.......
PUTZ
How much money is Soros going to make when Obama rejects plan B? All hedge funds all in for Santa rally. In Obama's favor to go over cliff and blame Republicans, make Soros a ton of $$.
I particularly liked the part where he pledged another trillion of our money.
OK, I'm thick: what is "Plan B," exactly?
I bet it involves a broom handle shoved up where the sun dont shine.
you know, it's the one right after plan A which obviously failed, so there is no need to explain what plan A was, of course plan C is in the works because plan B will most likely suffer the same fate as plan A did, therefor there is no need to explain plan B either. since plan B is still "on the table" plan C isn't really a viable option yet and is therefor still in the planning stages and can not be explained with any accuracy at this time as it is subject to change as the situation may dictate.
got it?
http://www.planbonestep.com/
"A backup plan that helps prevent pregnancy from happening after unprotected sex or birth control failure and is not for routine use"
Bank Deposits Surge $2 Trillion More Than Loans: Credit Markets
"Deposits at U.S. banks exceed loans by an unprecedented $2 trillion as the threat of a slowing economy tempers borrower demand and lenders preserve tightened standards."
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-12-18/bank-deposits-surge-2-trillion-...
'Politicians making a deal'....should send fear thru every american, but they got better things to worry about such as their FB status.
Thanks to all of this market bullshit Nat Gas is up $.18 in less than two days, erasing five days worth of losses. I'm sure there is a supply and demand reason for it. Oh yeah, there is, speculators front running each other to take advantage of an algo induces QE money spike.
Total bullshit, guess my bill is going to be higher than I thought it was last week.
ahhh i love the off the air graphic...atleast i don't have to scratch my eyes out watching boner
blah, blah, blah. I change the channel when anyone starts talking about fiscal cliff. Let me know if Boehner starts crying, I'd watch that for the laffs.
MARKET DOES NOT GIVE A SH.TE ! WHAT A JOKE OF A"MARKET": MANIPULATED BULL FEIST TO CLOSE 2012 AT THE TOP AND DRAW IN SMALL SUC.ER INVESTORS IN 2013
Our fleet is perfectly safe in the Med, we only need fear of attack on unarmed ships sailing alone. There's that shitty little country in the ME that can get away shooting up these fellows with impunity. Liberty?
Enjoy your SUV.
"Speaker.Gov - We are currently off the air"
I don't care what they're off of, I want to know what they're on.
Anoxia can lead to significant brain damage.
Really, with his tan and hair, he should just crack out a cigar, look dead into the camera and state:
I love it when a plan comes together.
HAHA! You used Boehner and reality in the same sentence. Nice joke.
Mainstream Republicans haven't a clue about reality since 1980 when they voted in their philosophical, out of touch with reality guru Ronnie Reagan. They haven't come back from LaLa Land since then.
What about Decenber 23, 2012, which is the end's day - I believe - of the 99 year lease for the FED, since The FEDERAL RESERVE ACT that was passed on December 23, 1913?
IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AWARE OF IT? IS OBAMA GONNA HAVE THE GUTS TO GET BACK THE US SOVEREIGNITY OVER THE US CURRENCY?
Or prehaps they're gonna sign another 99 year lease meanwhile people buy the last presents for Chistmas Eve?