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"As Part Of Our Ongoing Effort To Protect Bank Of America, Zero Hedge Is Blocked"

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We couldn't have said it better: "Bank of America blocks users from accessing websites that present certain risks to the bank."

Let's see, maybe this will get Zero Hedge unblocked: "Just buy BAC stock. Others are doing it, so you must do it too. And if you buy in the next 5 minutes, you will get one free share for every share purchased!"

... Well, maybe not. 

Does this also mean we are not in contention for the Andrew Ross Sorkin Wall Street-sponsored website of the year award either?... Perhaps we should shelve those Pulitzer dreams too.

Oh well. At least the National Financial Enquirer and other various financial tabloids are still fully accessible at the bank that is best known for the worst M&A transaction of all time - Countrywide Financial. And that whole double bailout thing of course, first of Merrill, and then of Bank of America proper.

 

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Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:06 | 3076543 Spastica Rex
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You're doing something right.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:09 | 3076561 The Gooch
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Kickin' ass, takin' names.

All BAC employees, please return to your alpha advsiors for counseling.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:10 | 3076567 john39
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corporate filters are blocking an increasing number of alt news and blog sites...  

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:17 | 3076611 Michaelwiseguy
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Great, I love being blocked from those criminal banksters. Their employees don't deserve to have the most accurate up to date worldwide economic, financial, and geo-political information delivered free of charge from Zero Hedge. Fuck Em.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:23 | 3076656 Manthong
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The keyboard is mightier than the sword.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:25 | 3076672 knukles
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Just watch the ZH hit rate rise after BAC hours....

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:31 | 3076707 caconhma
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Soviets, Chinese, Nazis, etc., have censorship. Why for the God sake should America be any different since our masters/owners share and cherish the same ideals?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:43 | 3076754 CClarity
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What a tribute to ZH!  High praise.  Those employees will just get their personal mobile devices revved up as it is now more important than ever that they read ZH, and they know it!!!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:56 | 3076799 fonestar
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You're going to need a damn good web filter when the citizens of the republic hunt you down Moynihan!!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:00 | 3076813 knukles
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Metlife states: "No material BAC exposure"

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:02 | 3076817 The Gooch
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fucking excellent.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:04 | 3076824 strannick
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BAC employees. Censorship is good. Censorship is good. Now get back to work.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:36 | 3076945 OutLookingIn
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PURE FEAR.

Plain & Simple.

The 'dark side' fears the truth.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:49 | 3076967 krispkritter
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I control my clients browsing access. ZH is on the 'Whitelist'!

Muhwahahaha...

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:04 | 3077028 flacon
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Word has it that Harry Reid read ZeroHedge and bought S&P puts last night which explains why he was ranting and raving trying to push the market lower.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:19 | 3077075 Manthong
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No doubt that executive, media relations and risk management all keep access..

They need to know what is really happening in the world.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:25 | 3077089 ShankyS
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Awesome TD! I guess the truth hurts and in this age those that can't take it simply eliminate it. LOL OBTW I would assume this will tick off Anonymous to a degree. Good luck BAC! You fucked with the wrong crowd. 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:11 | 3077186 SMG
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I wonder if we non luciferian elite will ever be free. They certainly have control of many things.  ZH is a start but will it be enough? Here's some interesting murals to look at staight from Bank of America's headquaters:

Enjoy!

http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/analysis-of-the-occult-symbols-...

PS. Guys, watch out! I bet they are going to start targeting us more intensely in the near future.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:37 | 3077468 Michaelwiseguy
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I don't know why artists don't paint images of our elite ruling owners burning in hell?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:45 | 3077489 jeff montanye
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who else is on the prohibited list?  be an interesting read.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 03:14 | 3077742 Western
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Fuck Sorkin.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:31 | 3077266 fourchan
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Too Big, too frail.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:57 | 3077176 mayhem_korner
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Word has it that Harry Reid read ZeroHedge and bought S&P puts last night which explains why he was ranting and raving trying to push the market lower.

 

Harry Reid can read???

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:52 | 3077343 SheepleLOVEched...
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First they mock you, then they deny you, then they fear you....

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 05:40 | 3077824 Anasteus
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They couldn't make better advertisement for ZH than that. Glad to see ZH gaining more popularity.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:33 | 3077457 Phil Free
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[BAC]  ~  "..You can't Handle the Truth!!"

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:03 | 3077027 aint no fortuna...
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sig heil, 1984 is here at last

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:08 | 3077171 Max in St Moritz
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The block by BAC is most likely due to the new type of cookies that ZeroHedge began installing in our computers in Oct.  Most "blogs" - especially those with the ability to chat and/or track searches - are blocked by WBSN, one of the leading web security companies. Clearly, BAC has a policy to block employees from viewing blogs, social media, etc. during work hours.  I'm sure BAC blocks FB, too.   

Much ado about nothing, methinks.    

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:41 | 3077310 Opinionated Ass
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I'm with you Max. Sometimes I think I should block myself from ZH too. Like keeping that bag of Lindt truffles on your desk all the time...a little too tempting and distracting is the truth.

But then again I just can't get enough of ZH & Lindt balls. Yum yum.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:57 | 3077354 mayhem_korner
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OA...had to zoom in a bit to understand what your avatar pic was.  And now I need a Lindt ball myself to erase the bile taste from my mouth...

btw, I'm partial to Jordan Almonds

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 03:20 | 3077748 Ar-Pharazôn
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sig?

 

if you want to write stupid nazis thing at least write it right IDIOT

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:25 | 3077652 Seer
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I wonder whether Anonymous can infiltrate BAC and redirect all web browsers to Metlife?  I'm kind of thinking that this would really open up a can of media worms...

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:57 | 3076801 The Gooch
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The best advertising 1's and ZEROS can buy.

Welcome aboard, Gammas!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:37 | 3077467 X.inf.capt
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while i was stationed in germany in the 80's we used to listen to moscow propoganda...

but they were'nt this bad at censorship... WOW what can i say...just WOW! the 1% will get tired of us meddling with THEIR money.and affairs... . then look out

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:02 | 3077638 perchprism
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I was a Czech and Russian 208 at Gablingen Kaserne in the early '80s.  We'd listen in using the Elephant Cage.  Graduated from DLI in '79.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:01 | 3076814 French Frog
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In a way, ZH being banned by BofA is a good thing as it shows that the search for knowledge and the desire to educate oneself about the real issues of our age is still being viewed as potentially dangerous by some...

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:12 | 3076849 Michaelwiseguy
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OT

KIEV, Ukraine -- Ukrainian health officials say 37 people have died from the severe cold spell that hit the country this month.

Temperatures have dropped as low as minus-17 C (2 F).

The Health Ministry said Tuesday that 190 people have sought medical help for hypothermia, of which 162 people have been hospitalized.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/18/ukraine-cold-spell_n_2322660.html#comments

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:24 | 3076900 HoofHearted
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Time to ban cold as 1) it may be harmful to our website and employees

2) Cold kills people.

Now get on it, Senator DiFi.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:43 | 3077485 Michaelwiseguy
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Please die Senator DiFi like Senator Inouye.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:59 | 3077359 Lore
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MWG: "Temperatures have dropped as low as minus-17 C (2 F)."

That's not bad, really. The Canadian prairies often go below -40F.  It gets so cold sometimes that urine freezes before it hits the ground, and you can't start a car without a block heater.  Needless to say, you don't find hybrid vehicles at any of the dealerships, and it does wonders for extinguishing any lingering effects of Global Warmist brainwashing.  It's also handy for motivating your girlfriend to snuggle.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:29 | 3077656 Seer
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How would anyone who lives in such an environment even have a functional brain?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:47 | 3077678 akak
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You DO know that alcohol acts as an antifreeze, don't you?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:49 | 3077500 Freddie
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You believe anything Huffington Post or the TV news media or newspapers say?  A sucker born every minute.

RT is okay but the rest of the media is joke.  

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:11 | 3077213 FreedomGuy
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It kind of makes me proud of this website and being a part of it. Being banned by BAC? Priceless! Let's do Citibank, JP Morngan and Goldman Sachs!!!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:01 | 3077636 darkpool2
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Only the morons ( oh sorry, we are discussing BoA employees..... I almost forgot) use the corporate networks for web-browsing( alert....didnt you know they were all monitoered????) ......crank up the 4g devices and open wifi networks.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:34 | 3077658 Seer
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Yeah, kind of takes the drama out of all of this, doesn't it?

But, it IS interesting that they'd bother to block, as this seems to have the opposite affect.

Perhaps BAC will then start issuing minders so that even when their minions are not there they can be sure they're not undermining BAC's ability to undermine everyone.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:32 | 3076712 Ballin D
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Id bet a lot of people work 9-5 EST who cant check zerohedge at work

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:10 | 3076852 The Gooch
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I'd bet a lot of people pretend to work 9-5 EST who can't check Zerohedge @ work.

(hint:.gov)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:41 | 3077130 NeedtoSecede
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Gooch,

Didn't you mean to say a bunch of .govs downloading porn from 9-5?

Moynihan and Co. just won Douche of the Year Award. So late in the year and just when we all thought Timmah and Berspankme had a lock on it...

US of A, striving for third world status since 1913!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:00 | 3077362 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Porn is fine, as long as your not reading anything. 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:54 | 3077347 Bindar Dundat
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You never take any flak unless your over the target !

-- WW2 bomber pilots and ZH

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:10 | 3078576 3ringmike
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I feel so smart being here! Thanks ZH!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:34 | 3076714 The Alarmist
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Your BAC-internal readers no longer need the solace of the ZH BAC deathwatch, no doubt after Meredith Whitney spent the late morning blowing them kisses on CNBC.  Wonder if BAC employees still get DealBreaker.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:45 | 3076739 Careless Whisper
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Due to the conduct of those assholes at Bank America/Countrywide Pawn Shops, and in defense of ZH, I present to all of you a Powerpoint presentation entered in to evidence in NY State Supreme Court last week, in the case of MBIA v Countrywide Pawn Shops currently known as B of A. I draw everyone's attention to page 102, labelled "Contract Standard v Countrywide Standard", which explains rather simply that the only way B of A would buy back a fraudulent mortgage (almost all of Countrywide's were, according to statistical analysis) was if it met the "Red-Faced" standard, meaning B of A had to be so embarrassed and red-faced, they would re-purchase the mortgage; and it's not easy to embarass B of A.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/116850922/mbia

 

(page 99 show internal documents defining Countrywide's "Red-Faced" standard)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:52 | 3076784 Freddie
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Bank America is mad because we all think they are a scam/scum bank and we do not like their evil old F*** Warner Buffert.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:38 | 3077218 tom a taxpayer
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Careless Whisper - Thanks for a peek into the belly of the BAC beast.

Actually, it is more than a peek. It is an full-blown expose of Countrywide/BAC.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:39 | 3077448 Careless Whisper
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If the evidence is correct, the mortgages were total fraud - start to finish. My personal favorite, of all the scams, is what Countrywide did with the FICO scores.  The lower the FICO score, the higher the interest rate the borrower paid, but, the higher the score the higher the price when the securitized mortgage is sold. The evidence shows that Countrywide simply lied about all the FICO scores and indicated they were higher than they really were. (Who really put the LIE in Liars Loans?) In the example cited, the borrower supposedly had a score of 722 (as represented to MBIA and the buyer of the mortgage), but when the file was examined, the real score was 688. MBIA sampled numerous files and every single one of them had an incorrect FICO score. Isn't it really pathetic that B of A/Countrywide parade around as a ligitimate business?

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:27 | 3076689 kaiserhoff
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There you go again, Tyler.  Too damn much truthiness.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:38 | 3076735 Theosebes Goodfellow
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So somehow you're surprised now, are you mister? Just what did you expect? If you insist on disseminating half-truths and innuendos about the very backbone of our financial institutions then you're getting just what you deserve, buddy. I hope this is a valuable lesson, not only to you but to those other muckrakers out there discussing things that are none of their business. A pox on you all, that's what I say.

 

* * *

 

/sarc off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Sorry man, I just couldn't resist. :-)

If that isn't proof you're doing exactly the right thing, I don't know what is. Keep it up. I'll venture this is only the beginning of the censorship. Party on, Wayne!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:32 | 3076708 vast-dom
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FU BAC. Laundering drug cartel money is allowed tho.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:38 | 3077667 Seer
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And here is likely where their business will pick up, seeing as HSBC got a rap on the knuckles (and will likely be backing off from this business for a bit until the heat on them dies down).

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:45 | 3076755 Whalley World
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A couple of years ago, my company set zerohedge as a spam site and was blocked.  I am in finance and called the tech deparment and asked how the hell am I supposed to sell if the only info I can access is Bullshit!!!

One day later, zerohedge up and running.  Best site hands down for anyone who cares about the truth.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:52 | 3076786 Karlus
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BofA, like many companies, buys its blocklist from a third party. Some of the hate speech seen here no doubt attracted the block.

I know the narritive here is "lol BAC can't handle the trooth" or "the banksters are trying to shut us down and take er jerbs" the reality is that BAC corporate (IT and Info Security) most likely have no idea this site exists.

That is all, carry on with the narritive please

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:06 | 3076838 kridkrid
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Come on. Every website that allows user commens ends up with "hate speech".

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:15 | 3076867 Karlus
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Yeah, i guess you are right.

Let me try: "Loool, over-herd Brian Moynihan cursing Tyler @ Zerohedge and that he would get even. Loool"

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:10 | 3077046 Global Hunter
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You are giving us cat lovers a bad name.  The Lion of Judah is righteous, and sits back comfortably from afar as Babylon burns down.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:47 | 3076980 Teamtc321
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Nice bald pussy pic.

That is all, carry on with you spewing please.

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:55 | 3077350 Zone1
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ZH got blocked at ADM today also.  My guess is that BAC and ADM use the same firewall system, and it pushed an update today to block ZH.  This was worse news than a WARN letter for some of us today.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:57 | 3077524 Freddie
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ADM? LOL! It was a stretch trying come up with a scummier klepto crony capitalist bunch of criminals than BAC but ADM fits the bill.  

They are in that O hell hole with bankrupt pensions of Illinois.  Proving corn syrup, diabetes and politicial corruption to the world.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:40 | 3077669 Seer
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+1000

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:09 | 3077050 Mesquite
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My soloution was to just bring my own laptop....Simple..

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:14 | 3077226 Umh
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Maybe if you take your own air card/ hotspot...

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:29 | 3077263 zerozulu
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Finally BAC realized that their employees are going "Postal" soon.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:18 | 3076616 CrockettAlmanac.com
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There's nothing wrong with exercising control over private property and reducing nonproductive activities in the workplace. Glad I'm self employed.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:41 | 3076695 nmewn
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They blocked MillionDollarBonus?

Whats the world coming to, they can't run a decent boiler room operation without giving him access!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:56 | 3076797 The Alarmist
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I actually think MDB might be one of their assets, and they ended up blocking ZH when they realised from all the flames that his commentary was landing with no effect.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:26 | 3076910 nmewn
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I think the possiblilty is there...but it was hard to tell sometimes because he was so over the top, it came off as satire.

I suppose that's what they get for offshoring their propaganda wing...he get's the delivery of his jingoism right but the body of the text is pure despotism...lol.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:03 | 3077191 DaveyJones
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Bank Of America bans Hedge. They're two words away from their goal

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:52 | 3077508 X.inf.capt
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mdb did have a good satire gig going... but nothing compared to harry wanger...

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:41 | 3076741 UGrev
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I agree that it is well within their rights to do so, but the fact is that they are using this right to hide behind. Still valid, but  it's obvious why. Thank Scientists for mobile tech!. 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:43 | 3076752 Imminent Crucible
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"nothing wrong with reducing nonproductive activities in the workplace"

I won't disagree, but browsing ZH is probably the most productive thing any of those BAC employees do all day. The rest of their time is spent forging documents to steal houses, sending out foreclosure notices on mortgages where they don't hold the note, and making 84-month car loans to people with a 520 FICO score.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:05 | 3077376 MiltonFriedmans...
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You consider BAC private property? Funny, I was under the impression that it was owned by the taxpayers.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:17 | 3076621 The Gooch
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I do notice my hard drive going into convulsions...

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:24 | 3076662 CPL
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Stop using google and use duckduckgo.com?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:28 | 3076680 The Gooch
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Thanks.

I had that for dinner last night!

Edit: Think I'll start a blog. DuckDuckGooch.com

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:51 | 3076781 Michaelwiseguy
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I predominantly use Startpage.com now.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 14:58 | 3079679 toxic8
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thanks Mike. Just made it default on FF.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:02 | 3076823 vast-dom
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or use google with VPN proxy.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:19 | 3076626 Panafrican Funk...
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Wild guess:  BAC bathroom stalls full of employees checking ZH on their smartphones.  

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:25 | 3076667 Michaelwiseguy
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+1,000 Sometimes the obvious is difficult to see.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:54 | 3076789 Freddie
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In between the toe tapping with their mega boss Warner Buffet.

BAC, The JP Morgue (Chase-Rockefeller), Wells, GS et al - all scum banks. 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:25 | 3076668 Unprepared
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If they are anything like me, some bank employees have a permanent zerohedge.com tab on their browsers with the [home] and [F5] are heavily used.

 

Luckily, for now, my bank only blocks facebook and other social networking sites.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:26 | 3076685 spastic_colon
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what's next, market kill switches?!  .....never happen right / sarc

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:37 | 3076711 ToNYC
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Corporates fill their 21st Century plantations with debt-slaves eager to prove their worth fighting for one job with nine waiting. When some of them wake up, we'll be OK.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:21 | 3076880 CPL
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Until one of the bosses need to check.

 

I've played that game too often on client sites.  Block it because of bad press, it's back up the next week because the bigger boss reads the site and relies on their system to provide them the information.

Pilots hate flying blind.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:34 | 3077280 Shizzmoney
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Right, that looks generic to me (although it would be funny if it said "ZEROHEDGE site banned for 'gold, bitchez'.").

But tumblr is another site that gets the autoban, as well as even magazine aimed at middle aged folk like Rolling Stone and Esquire. 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:04 | 3077192 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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"Kickin' ass, takin' names."

I down-arrowed you 'cause you got it backwards (like so many others). It's cause-effect not effect-cause. How do you know whose ass to kick unless you "take names" first?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:55 | 3077514 ForTheWorld
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Sometimes, you don't need to know a womans name to sleep with her. You can find that out in the morning.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:59 | 3079388 Intoxicologist
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Shoot first and ask questions later?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:50 | 3077502 agNau
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* Nothing to see here, move along!

Touché

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:16 | 3076617 HedgeAccordingly
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lolz

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:22 | 3076652 TideFighter
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Do you have papers for those papers? 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:25 | 3076905 CPL
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No, but I'll trade you for an assortment of IOU's and Various press statements for your paper's papers.  It's all on the up and up, here's my paper's to state as much.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:44 | 3077674 Seer
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Brazil, the movie.  It's the best!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 10:28 | 3078315 FrankDrakman
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Please submit all future comments on form 27B/6.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:38 | 3076730 Zap Powerz
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My company would never block ZeroHedge because I own the mothefucking company bitchez!!!

ZH is on my Favorites tab.

Ah, the freedom of being a Boss.

I read ZeroHedge all day.....like a Boss!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:57 | 3076802 Miffed Microbio...
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Well, I'm jealous. The hospital where I work complained I was on ZH during my work hours. I showed them proof it was during my breaks so they blocked the site claiming it was not work related. My husband was so pissed off he bought me an iPad with his bonus money. When they saw I could access the site they changed the wifi password. So I had to get a damn data plan. Now they just sit and seethe and if I take one minute longer on my break or lunch I am written up. Okay so I'm a bit persistent to the point of ludicrous but sometimes you just got to one up the damn sheeple. Pitfalls of the time clocker life.

Miffed:-)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:59 | 3077181 centerline
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Rock on Miffed.  The internet is unstoppable (until they hit the kill switch - which equates to the panic button anyhow).

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 02:02 | 3077696 freedogger
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I read ZH on the crapper with my smart phone. Made a point of buying the same shoes as my manager cuz I'm doing lots of reading these days.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 18:18 | 3080459 Clycntct
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Applause applause!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:57 | 3076803 DavidC
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Good for you Zap!

DavidC

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:29 | 3076928 Overfed
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"I read ZeroHedge all day.....like a Boss!"

 

So do I. And I never get anything done! :-)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:02 | 3077190 centerline
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lol.  I have had a few of those days myself.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:36 | 3077447 helping_friendl...
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If my bosses only knew!!!!

I am blessed!

My bosses NEVER ask me to do anything.

When my evaluation comes around and I don't get a perfect score I will file a grievance because how can I not perform, perfectly, a task I was never asked to perform?

Gotta luv gov't work!

Unfortunately I do have to show up.

At least I have internet.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:23 | 3077086 Tommy Gunner
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Likewise.  I am considering setting ZH as my home page :)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:42 | 3076746 Zap Powerz
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Protecting BOA from what exactly?  The truth?  Yeah, the truth is damaging when youre an entity that survives on lies.

Fuck you Bank of Amerika!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:10 | 3077056 Bob
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Perhaps ZH is going to leverage its enviable market position and demographic by offering up a one million dollar Whistleblower of the Year Award for the best insider tip leading to something serious. 

Not that it wouldn't be great for business, of course. 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 03:02 | 3076862 eXMachina
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Bank of Zero Hedge formaly known as Bank of America: new ticker: ZHB

Hostile take over bitchez!

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:42 | 3076962 candyman
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There is no problem if you have a cell phone and internet, unless BAC employees have to check them at the door.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 06:15 | 3077000 Al Gorerhythm
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Spastica,

I see you've been junked by the resident bankster. If it isn't a banker it's one of the true believers (Krugman?) who couldn't unravel the contractions in this reply, much less the roots of the GFC and the world monetary system.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:07 | 3077039 Atlas Shrugging
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I would think being blocked by a TBTF bank would be better than winning that cheap ass Nobel Prize that they're giving away to anyone nowadays!  Keep up the great work Tyler & Co. the world is a better place because of this site!  God Bless!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:09 | 3077047 ball-and-chain
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This might be the coolest story in the entire universe.

Way to go, Zerohedge.

Keep fighting the good fight.

Peace.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2012/12/wednesday.html

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:23 | 3077427 jballz
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In perfect fight club stature, I see bank of America and wells Fargo ads on here all the time. And the fucking little mermaid on my mobile I dont know what shit dAta mining gave them this as a market. Capital one sponsored this page by the way.

Ad money well spent, bitchezzz......

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:24 | 3077431 Alpo for Granny
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Truth is treason in the empire of lies.-(do I really have to cite the quote author on ZH?)

 

PS-Keep up the fine work Tylers.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:55 | 3077519 Two Towers AU AG
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Relax Tyler Durden..... This is not really accurate. I could access zerohedge today till 6PM EST and also when I logged in remotely from work. :)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:07 | 3076545 playitcool
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This just made my day. Thank you Zero Hedge.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:20 | 3076638 max2205
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Whitney is positive now...they have pictures of her I guess

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:28 | 3076691 Bay of Pigs
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Weird. She said their balance sheet "looked okay now", and is in "good shape".

Huh? Did I miss something on their underwater loans and toxic derivatives?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 20:23 | 3076896 Bam_Man
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They have off-loaded a sh*tload of their garbage MBS to the Fed already.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:07 | 3076546 lemarche
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LOL.. ZEROHEDGE TAKING DOWN BOA.. GO FOR IT HAHAHA

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:10 | 3076547 kill switch
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BOA Fuck the 1st amendment!!! And the 2nd while where at it.......Fuck it BAN EVERYTHING.. Life is to dangerous...

 

 

 

 

The kill switch

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:17 | 3076615 ZeroAvatar
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The truth is out there.  You're just not allowed to see it.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:19 | 3076634 CrockettAlmanac.com
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First amendment does not apply.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:51 | 3077143 A Nanny Moose
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That would only apply if banks were actually gummint owned. Psh! Who would implement such an absurd idea? :)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:08 | 3077207 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Lucky for the banks that they own the government and not the other way around.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:22 | 3076645 blunderdog
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"Walter, c'mon, this is not a First Amendment thing, man."  --The Dude

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:08 | 3076548 Jump The Shark
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Ryan signs Zerohedge

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:08 | 3076551 Water Is Wet
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One of those BoA scrubs should submit a Website Blocking Exemption Request.  The peons will need to know when their bank goes tits up, so they've got a legitimate business purpose.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:21 | 3076647 max2205
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SEC bans ZH too but not midgetporn.com

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:15 | 3077647 jerry_theking_lawler
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what about my fav....gaybibiracialmidgetporn.net?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:09 | 3076555 Tsunami Wave
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EFF THE 2B2F BANKS!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:09 | 3076559 unrulian
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Coming soon to a server near you

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:10 | 3076565 Seasmoke
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Hang Brian Moynahan for Treason.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:10 | 3076566 ReallySparky
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That is hillarious.  I love it.  Go Zerohedge!!!!!!!!!

Just for that I am donating to the cause.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:11 | 3076570 gould's fisker
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Tyler's already put this on his resume.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:11 | 3076571 Reformed Sheep
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Achievement unlocked! +1000

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:37 | 3076728 1100-TACTICAL-12
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The TBTF banks, MSM & .Gov become more irrelevent each passing day, just a matter of time. The Emperor is but ass naked.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:37 | 3077291 centerline
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+1 for gamer reference.  What shall we call this achievement though?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:10 | 3076572 resurger
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:10 | 3076573 westboundnup
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DAMN YOU!  GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!