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And The Time Readers' Choice For Person Of The Year Is...

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Earlier we presented the person that Time's editors thought is worthy of the title "Person of the Year" 2012. Below, we show a slightly different version of utopic leaders, this time showcasing the person of the year however as elected by Time's readers (and yes, we were just as shocked there are any left). And the winner is...

Image courtesy of William Banzai

And for the sake of history, here are some of the previous winners of Time's Person of the Year award (as elected by the magazine, not readers):

Ben Bernanke:

Adolf Hitler:

Joseph Stalin:

Nikita Khrushchev

Ayatullah Khomeini


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Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:27 | 3078639 Cult_of_Reason
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Boehner Won't Get a Deal Because Obama Wants To Go Over the Cliff

Obama is not interested in avoiding the fiscal cliff. As I have written before, going over the cliff gives him everything he wants: higher taxes, deep cuts in defense spending, and the ability to position himself next year as a tax cutter. More than chalking up a win for the American economy he wants to bring the Republicans to their knees.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:49 | 3078730 Bollixed
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Moving the deck chairs one foot toward to the aft of the ship isn't going to counteract the fact the ship was steered into an iceberg. The captian is going down with the ship no matter how long the band plays.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:32 | 3078931 HoofHearted
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Time Person of the Year is about as meaningless as a Nobel Peace Prize. Although they probably look nice sitting there on the mantel side by side. 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:52 | 3079014 Buckaroo Banzai
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Time Magazine? I don't know anyone under the age of 70 who still reads it.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 15:57 | 3079940 johnQpublic
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a staple at the dentists office

reading it makes dental work more pleasant


Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:35 | 3079246 El Oregonian
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" The captian is going down with the ship no matter how long the band plays."

NO, This criminal manchurian captain just LOVES to go "down". Period...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:44 | 3079293 Chuck Walla
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Obama in the company of Hitler and Stalin.  Who says history doesn't repeat?  Peas  in a pod.

Sweet peas, of course. 


Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:50 | 3078734 CPL
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Good.  It's a screwed if we do, screwed if we don't.  The faster this collapses, the sooner we can all get on with our lives in a couple of years.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:55 | 3078763 Spastica Rex
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I think going over the fiscal cliff is pretty unlikely, gven that it's just one more aspect of the con, however, why would going over it be a bad thing? It's all smoke and mirrors, anyway. +1

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:59 | 3078775 SafelyGraze
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Dear Mr Corzine -

Congratulations on being chosen Time's Man of the Year.

- The Editors

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:46 | 3078984 icanhasbailout
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Bet he feels pretty stupid now about provoking a revolt in the GOP ranks in order to compromise with Obama. Let the record show I called it spot on as it was unfolding.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:16 | 3079147 boogerbently
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His strategy is to let us "go over the cliff", then reverse the taxes on anyone he wants (under $250K, $400K) by Executive Order.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:29 | 3078644 Chupacabra-322
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“Diet, injections, and injunctions will combine, from a very early age, to produce the sort of character and the sort of beliefs that the authorities consider desirable, and any serious criticism of the powers that be will become psychologically impossible. Even if all are miserable, all will believe themselves happy, because the government will tell them that they are so.” Bertrand Russell – The Impact of Science on Society – p62

People are too stupid to resist at this point, and all of us that got through the indoctrination unscathed, will be rounded up and put in re-education camps.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:41 | 3078702 madcows
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Well, dear comrade, I think it is time for you to be reprogrammed.  Big Brother doesn't like dissidents.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:42 | 3078703 mtomato2
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Increased chocolate rations!!!




i loves me some big bro...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:25 | 3078806 Lin S
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I guess I was late to the proverbial party, but when I saw people carrying signs demonizing the NRA for the CT shootings, I thought, "it's too late.  People are so stupid, this country is just fucked."

I'm not sure what to call the perversion we now live in, but I wouldn't call it "America," at all...




Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:00 | 3079063 CH1
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Great quote, and exactly in line with one of the better ZH posts ever:

Spread the link if you haven't already!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:28 | 3078645 lemarche
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are these covers for real???

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:33 | 3078656 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Yes. Except for Kim Jong Claus.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:38 | 3078674 francis_sawyer
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First one is real too...

One year ~ YOU ~ was the [POY]... So that's francis_sayer in the 3rd row 3 from the left... [future's so bright I gotta wear shades]...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:39 | 3078682 SilverDOG
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What does,  Ho Ho Ho,  mean in Korean ?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:42 | 3078699 Ethics Gradient
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"I'm amused at asking a prostitute to do some gardening" 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:46 | 3078712 francis_sawyer
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It's.... "Ho...Ho...Ho-Ho... Hoppa Gangnam Style..."

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:47 | 3078685 Ethics Gradient
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They must have a rule to nominate each president at least once - how else can you explain DubYa, Nixon (twice) and Clinton (twice).

They don't show much imagination. Well, not until 2010 when Zuckerberg won it.

Just goes to show that not all imagination is a good thing.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:48 | 3078725 SAT 800
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It'll never work; it's not round. (your avatar).

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:52 | 3078747 SAT 800
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That's amazing; they certainly have an odd point of view on things.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:29 | 3078647 AldoHux_IV
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'Nuff said.  Did any of those guys receive peace prizes?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:26 | 3078892 Vashta Nerada
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Didn't you receive yours in the mail?  I thought everyone got one now, all based on the committee's new criteria - doing nothing.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:29 | 3078649 fuu
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I nominate Slewie the Pi-rat.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:57 | 3078768 francis_sawyer
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What about his wife?... After all... Chiang Kai-shek's wife got to share the prize...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:29 | 3078650 ar01
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Kim Jong-un was a 4chan joke, Tyler. 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:35 | 3078667 williambanzai7
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Time seems to have left him in despite the 4Chan manipulation, which just points to the size of the overall farce.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:33 | 3078654 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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And poor Satan, still just dying to get into the club.

At least he has the Rolling Stones.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:59 | 3078783 Satan
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The thought of having to share my drugs with Keith Richards is the only thing keeping that fucker alive.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:33 | 3078657 astoriajoe
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I'm sort of hoping we can at least get a good running start before we go over the clif.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:50 | 3078736 SAT 800
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The "Thelma and Louise" theory of national finance?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:33 | 3078658 buzzsaw99
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why is he so pudgy and the rest of the country nothing but skin and bones?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:47 | 3078719 Glass Seagull
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Because, just like his father, he never "uses the restroom."

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:36 | 3078673 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Dont you have to win a Nobel peace prize first to qualify for such an honor?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:40 | 3078693 BlueCollaredOne
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You forgot about kissinger, he should be up there with the rest of the psychopaths.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:41 | 3078694 Flakmeister
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Tyler, you did not mention 4Chan's role in all this...

So when is ZH going to have a troll of the year?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:52 | 3078745 fuu
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Bernanke gets enough awards.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:58 | 3078781 Flakmeister
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But he does not post here...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:01 | 3078789 fuu
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Oh well then you're a lock.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:27 | 3078889 francis_sawyer
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Maybe you could write a litle diddy about FLAK for Festivus... (But be careful of copyright infringement ~ Springsteen already published "Blinded by the Light")...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:35 | 3078942 fuu
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Flak is too old for a song, there is no way I am reading 7775 posts looking for gems. I did that for Trav and Robo and nearly lost my mind.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:47 | 3078995 Flakmeister
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Naw, try "Gimme Back my Bullets" by Skynard...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:10 | 3079113 fuu
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I don't do covers.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:14 | 3079136 francis_sawyer
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If you wan't to go Skynrd... "What's Your Name" or "Oooh That Smell" would, more suitably, fit the bill...

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:28 | 3079201 Flakmeister
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I would think that for you the following from King Crimson would fit

Confusion will be  *your* Epitaph....

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:26 | 3078891 FeralSerf
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The ADL does it for him.  Perception must be managed.

Your answer was disingenuous.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:18 | 3078864 EscapeKey
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This was very much brought to you by 4chan.

I also liked when they in an online poll decided "Hitler did nothing wrong" should be Mountain Dew's new flavour:


Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:48 | 3078998 Flakmeister
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Sort of a "Dew the Jew"?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:42 | 3078698 Dr. Engali
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Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:45 | 3078714 azzhatter
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Should put a picture of him droning some innocent paki's on the cover. Oh...wait.... those were insurgents

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:02 | 3078795 SAT 800
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Good grief. I thought Indians were more civilivzed than that. That's pretty awful.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:50 | 3078733 ptoemmes
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What about the you/we/us shiny mirror cover?  Surely WE deserve(d) to be Person of the Year.  I mean, after all, if it weren't for us all this screwing by the other indivual Person's of The Year would not be possible.  In fact we  ought to ALWAYS be the Person(s) of the Year.  OK, maybe just the muppets of us...but still.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:51 | 3078738 A Lunatic
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In other news it is reported that there is a three way tie between V.P. Joe Biden, Nazi Pelosi, and Elena Kagan for the  coveted 'You must have confused me with someone who gives a shit about the Constitution' award.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:54 | 3078757 Hedgetard55
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The London Whale is my POTY.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:02 | 3078794 Eastwood
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should be The Fiscal Cliff Huxtable: The Doctor, errr, Budget That Doesn't Work

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:07 | 3078813 Savyindallas
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Is Kruschev really evil enough to belong in that group? The others I can see -but Kruschev? Just because he's a communist?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:10 | 3078830 Savyindallas
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Another thing  - Bernake is still in power  -there is still a chance  -albeit a very slight one -that he will stop being evil and stop trying to destroy the country. Granted there is a better chance of looking up in the sky and seeing a herd of cows fly by  -but miravles do happen.  

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:21 | 3078874 autofixer
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I am an ardent anti-communist, however, Kruschev had some balls.  He was the political officer (commissar) responsible for Stalingrad during the Battle of Stalingrad, during the Great Patriotic War of the Soviet People.    

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:09 | 3078824 kralizec
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See, I am right again, SLIME always has and always will honor tyrants.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:13 | 3078839 Schmuck Raker
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Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:14 | 3078840 Element
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Wizard of oz ought be in there

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:15 | 3078849 JR
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One doesn’t recall Pravda ever selecting a man of the year, but it would not have been Solzhenitsyn. It would have been the current tyrant in the Kremlin. Time Magazine’s tyrant, however, is merely a representative of America’s tyrants; and these tyrants not only can pull Obama’s chain whenever they want, they can pull the media’s chain as well.

Much of America’s catastrophic dilemma is due to a controlled media…and, yes, controlled is the operative word. For when Time Magazine and all the rest carry only that information which supports the tyrants, then there’s no other word than control.

Dr. Kent’s Blog likened what’s going on in the USA with Lenin’s Decalogue Manual to Seize Control of a Society “which he used in the 1917 Russian Re-Revolution (The October Surprise) usurping control from the original Russian Revolution which occurred earlier in the spring of that year”:


1.  Corrupt the youth and give them absolute sexual freedom.

2.  Infiltrate and take control of the mass communication media.

3.  Divide the population into antagonist groups; encourage arguments between them over social issues.

4.  Destroy the people’s confidence in their leaders.

5.  Talk all the time about democracy and republic, but when the opportunity arises, seize power as a dictator.

6.   Cooperate with the drainage of public funds; discrediting the image of the country, especially overseas, and create panics within the population through the launching of an inflationary process.

7.   Encourage strikes, even if they are illegal, in the country’s key industries.

8.   Promote riots while conspire to prevent intervention by law enforcement.

9.   Cooperate actively in destroying the moral foundations of society and honesty and trust in the government’s promises.  Infiltrate other parties with your own people, forcing them to vote for what is useful to your own party’s interest.

10.  Register everyone who has firearms, in order to confiscate them when the time comes, preventing them form opposing your revolution.


Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:19 | 3078866 Vince Clortho
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How many confirmed kills are required to get your picture on the cover of Time?


Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:47 | 3078990 Ain't No Sunshine
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How many kills does Obama have under his belt?

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 14:00 | 3079390 CitizenPete
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Only brown children count in that confirmed kill tally.  But only if you can piece together the bits of sauerkraut after a hell-fire missile attack to actually prove there was a group of children there to begin with, plus NO crocodile tears required . 

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:37 | 3079259 notadouche
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Any truth to the rumor that Mr. Obama has also been nominated for a Golden Globe and Oscar for his seemingly gravity defying tearful display while discussing the tragedy in Newtown.  

Let's see, a Noble Peace Prize just about 4 years ago.  Then this year the EU wins the prize.  Now this.  The Oscar rumor has to be true.  You can't make this shit up.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 13:52 | 3079361 bshirley1968
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Why didn't he show that Time chose Hitler as their 1937 "Man of the Year"?  That is really all you need to know about the man and the magazine to understand where they stand on ANY issue.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 15:03 | 3079692 Sandmann
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What's the problem ? Hitler probably deserved to be "Man of the Year" 1938 - EVERYONE talks about him and hardly anyone mention many schoolchildren know of anyone except Adolf Hitler - he is a Superman - EVERYONE on the planet knows about him and noone seems to know about Stalin or Khrushchev 1957 or General Westmoreland 1965.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 15:43 | 3079884 Gimp
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What is a magazine? irrelevant media format.

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 20:42 | 3080988 StychoKiller
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Some Magazines never go out of fashion

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