Boehner To Explain Plan 'B.O.' - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

This should be good. Part apology, part job interview, part finger-pointing; Speaker Boehner is set to speak at 10ET to explain how this is all going to be ok... or not...

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azzhatter's picture

Bring plenty of kleenix

Ruffcut's picture

The boner wants his austerity. Santa should stuff his stocking with coal and his ass with O'boners head.

BaBaBouy's picture


I Don't Want The Poor Billionaires To Get Taxed...

Sob... Wah Wah Wah...


caconhma's picture

Mr. Boehner is both a very bad actor. But his Banking Mafia masters must be very proud of him.

After all, he and the mainstream media are successfully diverting the public opinion from the real issues (like endless wars of aggression, supporting and paying Al Qaeda and other terrorists all over world, destroying American middle class, destroying the American Constitution and freedom of American people, and stealing the last pennies from senior citizens, etc.,) to some bogus issues line “the fiscal cliff”, human right in Syria or poor life conditions of illegal immigrants.

azzhatter's picture

Boner may be out of kleenix after last night's masturbation session

trav777's picture

no plan will go through without this portion of the GOP signing on.

If the democraps think that this will help them in coming elections; they're's only going to make this wing stronger.  There is no mandate; the power structure doesn't seem to smell what's coming.

CPL's picture

That's coming but meanwhile...

It's now a pissing match between GOP, Liberatians and Conservative positions, each as seperate positions in Republican party.  They are seperate elements to the party and Boner forgot that fact.  He served his agenda without including his party platform.  He committed career suicide and assumed that he could drag his party with him.

Cannot stand listening to the man and his decades long career of vapour delivery...amazes me that Americans even regard him as a "do'er" or leadership material.  Goes for most of the silver spoon daddy's boys sitting in the Senate and Congress.


SamAdams's picture

Boehner is a traitor, a puppet of the establishment.  He should be tried by an impartial jury and dealt the punishment he deserves. 

Tom_333's picture

Doesn´t matter.It´s the co-located servers that decide the outcome.And their owners have their marching orders

SamAdams's picture

Trav, we both know the real plan is for taxes to go up.  Austerity must happen, whether it be advertised taxes or clandestine inflation.  A little truth opens eyes to bigger truths.  Funny how that works...

Eally Ucked's picture

O got them by their balls, and he will be the hero. Taxes for everybody up - thanks to GOP, cut spending on everything - thanks to GOP. Of course O is unwilling hero but he will take that with open arms. Anyway America does not have any choice, they gave him somebody to blame. I cant understand how stupid GOP are, they gave him all weapons he needed. He lined them up for it. 

Stoploss's picture

You must have fallen off the truck last night.

This is the plan. De-delineate the Republicrats parties so as to usher in a new political party.

It is working flawlessly, as you are bearing witness.

Eally Ucked's picture

I fell of my chair last night, I got so drunk listening to all that shit. Maybe you're right - new party? why not? Don't follow me and stay sober, and forget the trucks.

trav777's picture

take a look at the county maps of red/blue. It's been 50 YEARS of this plan, through immigration's importing of another reliable bloc vote to go with blacks'.  The black population was simply insufficient to support a permanent Demoncrapification of government.  So, they brought in some people a couple shades lighter but still reliably counted upon to support at the 70%ish bloc rate.  Aligned with marxist yankees and the freak crowd and hippies, you have the bare majority they wanted.

They cannot dominate state-by-state in legislatures and whatnot, because those have bicameralism at the State level where the red/blue county maps dictate a red-leaning state governance in most cases.  But they can most definitely lean electors nationally blue especially when there is a billion $ to support busing and other "rock the vote" measures.

The GOP is the white's the party of the America that USED to be, combined in some interests with the neocons who worship war.  Ron Paul was the MOST anti-war candidate, yet he was called alternately to the right of Attila the Hun and the Left of Lenin depending upon who you asked.  This is the true conservative wing...there are a lot of people who don't want to live in warfreaktopia that the cons and the libs seem to think is Eden.

Eally Ucked's picture

The rep party is pos anyway, party of rip-off artists and scam virtuosos. 

"The GOP is the white's the party of the America that USED to be, combined in some interests with the neocons who worship war"

That party is bought by AIPAC and the other party is no different. What the fuck? You talk about past or dreams, or what ever. White, black, green who cares as long the rip-off business is finished then America will thrive.

therearetoomanyidiots's picture

Close, Obama lets the 'bush cuts' expire.  Republs blamed.  Then, Obama passes the biggest tax cuts now known as the 'Obama cuts'...except on the 'wealthy'.  

This is how we turn the "Bush Tax Cuts" into the 'Obama Tax Cuts."  


Goebbels would be proud.

docj's picture

Still time for a Mayan meteor to wipe us all out and spare us this farce. Right?


cossack55's picture

Sure. Peru is what, 5 hours behind EST?

Waterfallsparkles's picture

Every time he speaks the Market drops 50 points.  Wonder how many lost Down points he is responsible for in just the last week.

1000yrdstare's picture

The Crying picture of Boehner makes me laugh everytime...

LongSoupLine's picture

Fuck you Congress and Obama.

Shit eating fucks, Merry Christmas assholes.

forexskin's picture

you're a poet, man

well said

Jim in MN's picture



Now here's a goodie:

Mathbabe: Nate Silver not just wrong, but maliciously wrong


"Silver confuses cause and effect. We didn’t have a financial crisis because of a bad model or a few bad models. We had bad models because of a corrupt and criminally fraudulent financial system.

That’s an important distinction, because we could fix a few bad models with a few good mathematicians, but we can’t fix the entire system so easily. There’s no math band-aid that will cure these boo-boos.

I can’t emphasize this too strongly: this is not just wrong, it’s maliciously wrong. If people believe in the math band-aid, then we won’t fix the problems in the system that so desperately need fixing."

Banksters's picture

Naturally, the MSM flushed the truth down the toilet.    

JeffB's picture

Thanks for the heads up. Nice article.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture


The spirits are about to speak......again.

<And they are saying Sell Sell Sell Sell>  :)

Dr. Engali's picture

The spirits must not have consulted with Cramer.....or his accountants.

malalingua's picture

Boehner is such a wanker!

Inthemix96's picture

No wonder the Orangy faced fucker is worried about Body Odour.

The amount of time on sunbeds kresote boy spends on them he is bound to sweat.

Pretorian's picture

Americans have build there country on deficit through history,this is just part of the show.Make monkey out of the world.

JeffB's picture

At one time we were far more frugal in our budgeting.

Getting involved in wars would blow out the budget, but then we'd pay it back down... until we got into another war.

Then the Federal Reserve was spawned, whereupon they caused the Great Depression... then Franklin D Roosevelt started us down the socialist path...

From Wikipedia:

"...Except for about a year during 1835-1836, the United States has continuously held a public debt since the US Constitution legally went into effect on 4 March 1789. Debts incurred during the American Revolutionary War and under the Articles of Confederation amounted to $75,463,476.52 on January 1, 1791. From 1796 to 1811 there were 14 budget surpluses and 2 deficits. There was a sharp increase in the debt as a result of the War of 1812. In the 20 years following that war, there were 18 surpluses. The United States actually paid off its debt entirely in January 1835, only to begin accruing debt anew by 1836 (the debt on 1 January 1836 was $37,000).[2][3]

Another sharp increase in the debt occurred as a result of the Civil War. The debt was just $65 million in 1860, but passed $1 billion in 1863 and reached $2.7 billion by the end of the war. During the following 47 years, there were 36 surpluses and 11 deficits. During this period 55% of the national debt was paid off.

The next period of major increase in the national debt took place during World War I, reaching $25.5 billion at its conclusion. It was followed by 11 consecutive surpluses and saw the debt reduced by 36%.

Social programs enacted during the Great Depression and the buildup and involvement in World War II during the F.D. Roosevelt and Truman presidencies in the 1930s and 1940s caused the largest increase – a sixteenfold increase in the gross public debt from $16 billion in 1930 to $260 billion in 1950. When Roosevelt took office in 1933, the national debt was almost $20 billion; a sum equal to 20 percent of the U.S. gross domestic product (GDP). During its first term, the Roosevelt administration ran large annual deficits between 2 and 5 percent of GDP. By 1936, the national debt had increased to $33.7 billion or approximately 40 percent of GDP.[4] Gross debt relative to GDP rose to over 100% of GDP to pay for the mobilization before and during World War II. ...

buzzsaw99's picture

he will not allow any bill that might pass the house come up for a vote

PUD's picture

We have a predicament not a problem. Problems have solutions. Predicaments have only bad choices. They do not tell the sheep this. Go ahead..cut spending and watch unemployment shoot up. Go ahead..keep borrowing and spending and watch the bond market implode. There is no fix. Rock=hard place. Everything they say is a lie.

JeffB's picture

I think you are spot on... except for maybe the bond market exploding. I think the Fed is the major buyer at the moment. If they weren't buying the majority of the Treasury paper I think the bond market would have blown up long ago.

But we're helplessly dead in the water awaiting our fate. Should we worry more about the circling sharks attacking our leaking rubber raft or the monstrous storm clouds on the horizon heading our way?


Flakmeister's picture

Samson pulling the temple down is might be the best analogy of what is going on....


buzzsaw99's picture

more like jawboehner of an ass

hooligan2009's picture

note the 1.3 trillion of spending cuts and 850 billion of tax hikes sums to 2.2 trillion over 10 years...compared to this years deficit of 1.3 trillion and 13 trillion of ten years...even if the plan is evolved, the debt will increase at the rate of 800 billion per annum or 8 trillion over ten years. sigh

gaoptimize's picture

I don't think your math consideres the negative impact of these actions on revenue and increases in the 1.08 trillion/year of means-tested entitlements.  Any solution that emphasizes taxes over spending cuts with ADD to the annual deficit, not reduce it.

JSD's picture

Best question:  "Are you getting the president a Christmas present?"

Super Broccoli's picture

didn't say much ... sounded like he was authorized the same 3 sentences all speach long :-)

YesWeKahn's picture

Got it, it was simply a bad joke.

fuu's picture

No Boehner no cry.

The Joker's picture

I think this guy rolls out of the rack in the morning and has a scotch on the rocks before doing anything.  Dude sounds like he's drunk all the time....or channelling Tom Brokaw.

azzhatter's picture

I've always presumed Boner is an alcoholic. He's got that look about him, like he sucks on a bottle of gin before he sucks on a cock

Mr. Hudson's picture

He does have that gay, alcoholic look.

Jim in MN's picture

I can assure you, DC is a hard liquor town, and the gutters on Capitol Hill basically have whiskey trickling down them.   Nothing is done without massive wastage and/or hangovers. 

therearetoomanyidiots's picture

It's the only way to 'live' after you've sold your soul out....drunk and uncaring.

Mr. Hudson's picture

His crying is brought on by alcoholism.