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It's 3:30 PM: Here Comes The Rumor
This manipulated market has become so predictable a blind, retarded monkey with a dartboard should have made enough money by now to retire 3 lifetimes over.
From 9:39 am:
@specsitinvestor we may well close >1% when the Fiscal Cliff deal rumor hits at 3:30pm
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) December 21, 2012
Sure enough, at 3:19 pm:
- White House Said to Consider Smaller Fiscal Cliff Deal: Politico - source
And cue melt up.
As the VWAP algotron maintains...
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Right on time!
Blind retarded monkey?
You mean Trav?
We really need to get The Onion plugged into the algo feed
Fiscal hill now
Fiscal curb.
Fiscal Swale
-- Benny Shakespeare
Fiscal pothole on the Highway to Hell?
Blind, retarded monkey? You mean even Jim Cramer could see this pattern.
I think this sums it up better.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
I'm not blind.
I'm not retarded.
And I'm not a monkey.
Nevertheless, I'm broke.
What's the deal?
Drats!
http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2012/12/yesterday-i-didnt-drive-jim-to-school.html
They LOWERED the fiscal cliff! OMFG....YAY!!!!
Should just lower it to zero so this kind of tragedy never happens again.
My favorite part of the roller coaster is going up the big hill...
ps. Where can I get a retarded monkey? I already have a dart board.
Go to the line at the Fed hiring office...
d.c...or.....wal-mart,.... id go wal-mart at least you can return it....
He gonna do moar !
Ouch. Burn on monkeys out of nowhere !
I think it might've backfired.
(algos) don't want less spending
Up arrow for you. Politicians are algos themselves.
This thread is a total joke, yet very few understand it. It doesn't matter to politiicians whether or not we go over any cliff. What matters is who benefits and is in control afterwards.
I wish I was a blind, retarded monkey sometimes ...
Small is beautiful.
Keep Obama in president
wtf does smaller deal mean? does it mean less spending cuts and less tax raises, i.e. higher deficit? That was always the certain outcome. The can will be kicked.
ok I read the source. Only less spending cuts, but tax cuts all expire as scheduled. No chance in hell that would ever pass the house. Can't believe even algos would buy that story.
And who cares whether a story is true or not. Algoes don't buy or sell stories.
Let me put it to you another way. If I was selling bomb shelters based upon the idea that the majority of the population was going to die by various reasons on December 21, 2012, do I really care if it is true and actually happens or do I care if there is a market for such an idea in which I can profit?
I posted weeks ago, various scenarios and basically off those scenarios suggested a sell environment. I also noted a Santa Clause rally would occur as it has. Most of this political stuff is just noise. With or without a fiscal cliff deal, the future path is more difficult and will continue to increase in that manner.
Algos are so stupid they even believe the BLS data
So long as that simian has a big enough bank roll to lay on the table, even if has a near guaranteed rake.
Thurman Munson quote redux.... "Im just happy to be here today" ( Literally )
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110322211007/baseball/images/f/f...
You mean Herman Munster?
Where can I get one of those monkeys?
Ask your KongressKlown if he can get you into the next FOMC meeting.
There are two at the pet shop right now, one is named Geithner and the other is named Bernanke..
Three actually, the third one is named Michelle...
GOOD JOB BEN!!!! YOU MAGNIFICENT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
Rumors - Timex Social Club
that's it
LMFAO...the Russel 3K just SLAMS into the close.
Awsome show of PURE CONTROL.
And the SPX closes above 1430 to completely ass fuck put holders. Classic.
"White House Said to Consider Smaller Fiscal Cliff Deal"
That's kind of like my asshole - I just can't see it.
Really how can the IBEX close at a six month high four and a half hours after it closed, this is total utter bollox, up 300 points on the day...73 of them after the market shut!
I didn't realize that Odumbo was blind...
I knew this article would be published.
washing machine charlie of the algo world.
Jesus Christ, Helen keller could do less damage on a 6 lane freeway than these dopes are doing to the USA.
Fricking morons can't figure out which end a number 2 comes out of and we are supposed to believe they are capable of doing a comprehensive fiscal deal.
Pull this leg and it plays jingle bells.
Pull the other one and Ben prints more Benny Bux and shits on you? The jingle bell leg has Ben also printing more Benny Bux, but he pisses on the peons instead.
+1000
Everyday I say go all in TNA at 3:30. My monkey is retired and I am still trading.
lizzy36: 'Fricking morons can't figure out which end a number 2 comes out of and we are supposed to believe they are capable of doing a comprehensive fiscal deal. "
And maybe its time you realize that a deal is really irrelevant. The US can't pay back its debt and keep its obligations to its social programs, while defending the country. It is mathematically impossible. It's all about who gets the blame and who is in control in the aftermath.
And as usual, it will be the average citizen, you and I, that gets punished and pays for it.
Another compromise from Obama! He gets everything he wants, and the country can go to hell. Chicago at its best.
On behalf ot the retarded monkeys of the world, HEY!
"Smaller" fiscal cliff deal ? Does that mean when one goes over the cliff the jagged rocks are not as far away?
They will go over the cliff...BUT they can push the effective date of higher taxes, etc...out to say March 2013. More time to pose and posture and have Lame Stream Media flog Boehner or his replacement with the ubiquitous "fairness" mantra.
Forward, Fairness, or Flagellation !
would not expect anything less, the only thing holding this market up is the grat wall of bullshit." weak as water,weak as water I tell you" Mrs Slocome 1972
Blow torched the shorts into the close again.
Soon to be blind, retarded space monkeys.
HEY! I think I represent that remark!
Motto of the current 'easy money' short-fucking VWAP algos: "Volcker Was A Pussy"
Oh.... errrr..... a blind retarded monkey? Well, uh...... with a dartboard? I, uhhh........
I need to hang with some blind retarded monkeys, because other than stacking, I'm shit at this lark.
Is this similar to going for a lower debt ceiling limit.
Nope that doesn't work either.
"What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!"
---James Cramer on Bernanke
Apologies to Milius and Copola
Obamer to pharmacist: Give a gross of band aids plse, gotta bring somebody back from the dead....Mr. E. Conomy!
Lock the hubs, were headed back up the [ old dirt road] again... I'm going to fire up the bbq and throw some teriyaki chicken kabobs on it.
Read the Politico article via the link here. Obama's scaled down version is: no taxes on those under 250k, no sequestration spending cuts, no entitlement or tax reform and extend payroll tax. Or in other words: everything he wanted from the start. That's the scaled down version?? JB couldn't get enough votes for the over 1m tax hike without significany spending cuts and now Obama thinks tax hikes on anyone over 250k and no spending cuts has a chance?
That's like saying i'll make you a great deal since it's Xmas and when the customer says "ok let's hear it", you say "how about full price". I guess that's negotiation Chicago style 101.
It's been obvious for a good while that both sides really wanted the Dubya tax cuts to expire.
i don't/ what about capital gains? Kiss your " Verizon" goodbye.
I would love to see a list of world exchanges holidays and opening times