Meet The 'Jim Cramer' Of China

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26-year-old Hu Bin is China's most popular online market commentator - just four years after starting his blog. As Bloomberg BusinessWeek notes, his success started when Premier Wen Jiabao announced a 4 trillion renminbi rescue plan and as 'Commander in Chief of the Stock Market Army' Hu says "I knew I just needed to be clever and use this chance of high liquidity in the market to make myself famous." The brash, eccentric, and outspoken blogger is among the Top 10 most influential people on the Chinese stock market (though under his alias 'Yerongtian' - though preferring the nickname 'Batman') and notes that "any eccentric behavior would attract people's attention. If you understood this vital point, you could control  people's minds." Hu says he is not a financial rabble-rouser adding that "the stock market in the US is managed by regulations; the Chinese market is managed by humans. The 72 million 'retail' Chinese investors aren't as mature as American investors, and I write to meet their immediate needs." While recognizing the irresistible pull of stocks, he understands he's giving advice to people he knows probably shouldn’t be in the market but are going to invest anyway.

 

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Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:34 | 3087547 akak
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"any eccentric behavior would attract people's attention. If you understood this vital point, you could control  people's minds"

And now we have discovered the playbook of AnAnonymous, this fellow's evidently far less successful comrade in consumptionalizing chinese 'american' citizenism (whose nature is eternal).

Too bad it never dawned on him that one must mix a little logic and factual information in with all the insanitation of the cosmonaughty spirit, the blobbing-up, the time-traveling to Eastern Island, the citizenism (which is the most mattering thing) and the monolizing of the speeching means.

Alas, alas, octuple alas, just have to bear with it.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:47 | 3087690 Sudden Debt
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people don't want to hear facts.
I constantly have to warn friends who are placing very risky bets in the market.
and when I do give them a tip, and when I say they can cash in a profit of 20% if they do it right, I get the same answer every time.... 20%? that's it?

nevermind they constantly lose their bets and the next bet needs to cover all previous losses.
The more they lose, the more nuts they get.

And any fool that confirms their way of thinking is a hero.

Those who warn are the negative once and they don't want to listen because than they have to realize they lost it all and won't recover it.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:08 | 3087773 CPL
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If you explained to them that it only takes 500 2%+ trades to make a couple of million, which happens to be a reasonable amount of trades over a couple of decades...

 

But people are impatient and think we're in Vegas instead of backing good ideas to bring them to market.  That last part seems to be out of people's hands and minds when investing.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:17 | 3087815 Stackers
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BwooWaa ?

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 18:07 | 3090091 overbet
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20% is fucking massive? Im all fucking ears for 20%. I would even buy you a steak dinner and get you a hand job at the titty bar. Casinos are built on a couple percent edge on average across all games. People are so fucking retarded. Let them buy lottery tickets.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:57 | 3087972 TheFourthStooge-ing
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akak said:

Too bad it never dawned on him that one must mix a little logic and factual information in with all the insanitation of the cosmonaughty spirit, the blobbing-up, the time-traveling to Eastern Island, the citizenism (which is the most mattering thing) and the monolizing of the speeching means.

The magic crazy beanstalk beans that one can trade with the Chinese citizenism hobbos for hastens the blobbing up process remarkably.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 21:01 | 3088927 JOYFUL
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let's be fair here...

our correspondent from the East has come a long way since the 'blobbing up' days of a year or so ago...his(their?*)skill at manipulating English idioms and even manufacturing coherent paragraphs has improved exponentially(though apparently subject to random falling back periods as we have witnessed lately!)

In fact, you could build a case for his(their?*) being a microcosm of the Han reality of the present moment in time...a street level view of China gives one access to a picture of a populace entranced with consumerism, western style, and with making it, a la eternal American style...even in the smaller size cities(here in the south at any rate)the person on the street is dressed stylishly, the cars are uniformly new, the scooters all (smoke n noise free)electric, the air delightfully clean, the roadsides free of debris of any kind, let alone the fabled deposits of Han citizenism which yáll are stuck on...and the women are slim, fashion-crazed, and hot! One of the few virtues of aging is that it gets easier to deal with the hormonal responses to this kind of visual smorgasbord of delights!

Perhaps our verbally-variegated pen pal is simply a youngish Han citizen(citizens?*) of the male persuasion, in need of an outlet for his youthful impulses, which due to the imperfections of the gender balance(greatly in favor of the female)have less chance of being satisfied in the manner of 'social, er, intercourse' than one might wish!

*I've long suspected the Han Citizen behind the AnA Avatar to be a pluralized pen pal...perhaps in the same fashion as our hosts are Tyler(s)...oh, dear!...could it be that the ZH crew have been having us on all the while>??!!>??

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:21 | 3087549 hedgeless_horseman
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he understands he's giving advice to people he knows probably shouldn’t be in the market but are going to invest anyway.

Sounds just like our Un-licensed-Financial-Advisor-In-Chief...

“What you’re now seeing is profit [lol] and earning ratios are starting to get to the point where buying stocks is a potentially good deal, if you’ve got a long-term perspective on it,” Obama said at the White House...

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:24 | 3087575 francis_sawyer
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PLOFITS! bitchez...

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:31 | 3087599 hedgeless_horseman
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Apparently, there is no word for suitability in Mandarin, or Kenyan.

"Granny, let me tell you about a real blue chip called General Motors."

http://www.finra.org/Industry/Issues/Suitability/

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:33 | 3087621 Joe Davola
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the stock market in the US is managed by regulations

 

Brian Sack begs to differ.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:12 | 3087786 Taterboy
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"jim Cramer of China" Is he saying Bear Stearns is a buy?

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:44 | 3087934 azzhatter
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I'm always curious of what type of people are attracted to Cramer's behavior. I mean the guy acts like a fucking moron, plain and simple. Is he going for the moron loving audience? Even if he was of any value, I couldn't bring myself to sit down and watch him. Such a pathetic limp dick asshole carrying on like he's hip or something. Jim, you're a jackoff and stop rolling up the shitsleeves, you have no guns punk. You are just a pathetic old man auditioning as Bozo's replacement

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 17:13 | 3088262 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I'm always curious of what type of people are attracted to Cramer's behavior. I mean the guy acts like a fucking moron, plain and simple.

"If You Act Like A Dumbshit, They'll Treat You As An Equal"
--- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

Is he going for the moron loving audience?

It's all a numbers game. Consistent results from polls, surveys, focus group studies, and other marketing research indicate that the largest and most profitable market segment for just about any product is composed of morons.

As they'd put it at the Chinese Communautist Citizenism Ministry of Truth, "the moron target audience is the king target audience."

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 20:21 | 3090411 e_goldstein
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buy gord.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:21 | 3087551 deejo
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He looks chinese

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:22 | 3087571 Dr. Engali
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Looks or rooks?

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 16:55 | 3088188 laozi
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I am seriously impressed by this conversation. You guys are on to something here.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 17:25 | 3088297 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"He rook rike a man..."
--- Ms. Swan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_wXt4CRGzs

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 20:26 | 3088861 SAT 800
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Corngatultion on eur wecent erection, misser Oblama"

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:20 | 3087553 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Bruy-Bruy-Bruy

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:35 | 3087637 IridiumRebel
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Serr-Serr-Serr

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 17:07 | 3088243 old naughty
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Sad-Sad-Sad state.

Bad-Bad-Bad ending.

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 18:10 | 3090098 overbet
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Dont bruy-Dont bruy-Dont bruy

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:20 | 3087554 francis_sawyer
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There is always a BURR Market somewhere...

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:29 | 3087604 akak
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"MUST buy Rehman Blothels --- it can't miss!"

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:21 | 3087556 The Navigator
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What's Chinese for BooYaa?

Fang Pi

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 16:41 | 3088127 laozi
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That means "fart" . Often with the implied meaning "bullshit".

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:21 | 3087557 Seasmoke
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I see a messy ending in his future.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:28 | 3087602 Larry Dallas
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This is China. Not the USA. I agree with Seasmoke. He probably won't live to be 30...

Someone will lose a lot and he'll "get dissapeared"...

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:41 | 3087915 CPL
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V&'d+C&'d

 

Vanned and Canned

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:22 | 3087562 Dr. Engali
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I wonder if his auditing firm is any better than Jim's.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:23 | 3087568 Dr. Doom
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Booooooooooooooyah Batman

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:22 | 3087570 IridiumRebel
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Rong Appre and Googre........Serr twanspotes.......

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:23 | 3087573 realtick
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Can we see the URL, or is it censored?

 

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:24 | 3087580 Uncle Remus
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More importantly, can you read the site once you get there?

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:54 | 3087723 realtick
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Hoping he spoke the international language of finance: charts

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 17:31 | 3088311 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Hoping he spoke the international language of finance: charts

Charts? I thought it was sound effects of stampeding cattle and submarine klaxons.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:24 | 3087574 Uncle Remus
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"What's Chinese for BooYaa?"

Buick.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:26 | 3087586 Bob
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Nobody talking about the NRA's call to "put armed police officers in every school" in Amurika?

 

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:27 | 3087590 Uncle Remus
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That might be a hint...

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:49 | 3087622 Bob
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Never thought I'd see ZH shy away from right wing crazy.  Could it be impossible to find a positive, anti-liberal spin for this one?  Nah, I don't think so . . . but I shouldn't have to make them up myself.

Next the corporate education lobby will be calling to disband public schools because we just can't afford to defend them. 

Okay, here we go:  We tried, but the union thugs wouldn't let us. 

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:27 | 3087596 deejo
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They shud go all out and just put ceiling mounted turrets in every room

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:33 | 3087631 adr
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There was that episode of South Park with the Robocop mech patrolling the halls.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:33 | 3087625 adr
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We had an armed officer in my high school in the early '90s. Lived in a white community where the biggest crimes were kids stealing beer.

The officer was actually there to stop kids from sneaking out of the school. Mostly to walk down the street to get food, since the cafeteria food would kill you.

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 18:12 | 3090101 overbet
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So they can molest children like TSA

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:26 | 3087593 Dr. Engali
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I think we found out who AnAnonymous really is.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:28 | 3087594 IrritableBowels
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A little off topic, but any suggestions regarding mutual funds going forward?  Company plan 401k (Fidelity) will not allow a cash out and will not allow investing in equities. Was leaning towards BRICS, but would like more opinions.

 Thanks in advance.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:32 | 3087626 Water Is Wet
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You probably won't get any good replies here, and a lot of smartass answers.  Best help would be to list the ticker symbols for all your fund options.  When somebody asks me this same question, I have to look at holdings of each fund before I make a decision.  Most of them own the same shit.  And then, it all depends on your outlook for the future.

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