Meet Your New Secretary Of State

Tyler Durden's picture

As all the rumors predicted:


Time to salute Kerry, John "Swiftboat" Kerry.

In other news:

And as confirmed by Reuters:

President Barack Obama on Friday will announce his nomination of Senator John Kerry as secretary of state to succeed Hillary Clinton, senior administration officials said.


Kerry, chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and the Democratic presidential candidate in 2004, had been widely tipped for the post as America's top diplomat after U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice withdrew her name from consideration last week.

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ShrNfr's picture

Mr. Obama really does hate America, doesn't he?

SmallerGovNow2's picture

USSA, a nation run by fools...

francis_sawyer's picture

I was for that appointment before I was against it...

fuu's picture

Great pic, you can see the nictitating membrane closing in his left eye.

francis_sawyer's picture

If it starts weeping blood, invite him to a poker game...

If both eyes start weeping & the skin turns orange, get your glasses adjusted because it's actually a picture of the Oompa Loompa...

Frastric's picture

To Kerry I give you these:  .l. .l.

SanOvaBeach's picture

2 frastric,

i give u these back .i. .i.

Pure Evil's picture

Who better to take up the banner of Imperial gunboat diplomacy. At least we can rest assured the corruption and murderous intrigue of the Hillary regime, (if you thought she was incompetent as Sec. of State, think how much more incompentent, even more than the current petty dictator, she would have been as POTUS), will be whitewashed and yet, magnified ten fold by the new Sen. Kerry regime.

Exaxtly who didn't think the Susan Rice fiasco was nothing more than Kabuki theatre?

SanOvaBeach's picture

This guy is a loser!  Sorry the World does not live up to your expectations.  R U gonna run for office?  I can tell your a wise man...........

Bicycle Repairman's picture

"Irish" John Kerry has the level of personal integrity that America looks for in a Secretary of State.  The countries of the world can expect plain and honest dealings.

I wonder if he'll undertake a pilgrimmage to the "old sod" while he is Secretary.  Maybe he'll look up his distant cousins while he's there.  Always good for photo ops.

Spirit Of Truth's picture

The man was a traitor against his country in the 60's and 70's anti-war movement.  This is the caliber of our new Secretary of State....and our Defense Secretary and President for that matter:

Tragically, America's days are numbered, as are the days of the free world's remaining liberty.


Pure Evil's picture

What a pussified wimp.

The world doesn't live up to my expectations, quite the exact opposite.

The Obama/Hillary regime has proven to be even more inept and corrupt than the previous administration.

In fact, the corrupt Democrats and sellout Republicans are more than living up to my evil expectations.

Twenty children are murdered and this regime can only think of taking away firearms from law abiding citizens. We have endless drama 24/7 around the confiscation of firearms from US citizens, but not a peep about the thousands of children murdered by overhead drones by this evil administration from the mainstream media.

In fact, when Julian Assange tries to bring evidence of the children being murdered by the US military he's hunted down and silenced.

How long before Homeland Security designates anyone with a lawful firearm a domestic terrorist?

So, you can crawl your sorry ass back to your toadstool and resume your brown nosing of the pyschopaths in the current evil regime. And being that I'm pure evil, this administration makes me look like angel in comparison.

jumbo maverick's picture

Speaking of gun confiscations I wonder if we will see learch walking into some small town sporting goods store saying "is this where I can get me one of them there huntin licenses?"

Or will he suddenly have a press conference telling the world how guns are bad and people that own guns are bad and we should just melt down all guns.

Learch is such a tool. These people get me so disgusted my head hurts.

JPM Hater001's picture

Stick with me here...

Do you think Hillary wanted to testify under oath as a US official? 

Do you think she might not wants to be part of the government starting very soon?

Do you think she would prefer if the press paid a little less attention to her daily schedule?

Who can you get that drinks all the coolaid to replace her?

They would have to be trained --Check

They would have to be Skull and Bones -- Check

US Senators are popular -- Check

Oh, and they have to be completely blind to the coming collapse so when they get left holding the bag they also get left wrapped to a stake or hung from the most convenient limb -- Check

Who ya got?  John Freaking Kerry.

Collapse time boys and girls.  Enjoy this Christmas...and I really mean that.

NotApplicable's picture

Revolving door, plausible deniability FTMFW!

AldousHuxley's picture

Soon starving children in Africa will receive boxes of corn syrup based Heinz catchup to placate gold wholesale exports

Funny how rich women marry poor aristocrats then they fund their husbands to go into congress?

knukles's picture


Talk about nictitating membranes, there was a still photo shown on I think it was Bloombieburg(16oz size) this morning of Boner when they were noisesomely droning on about the fiscal cleft palate and I swear he had the greenish reptilian eyes.....
Swear it!

Uncle Remus's picture

You should probably exhale...

blunderdog's picture

The most amazing thing I ever saw was a teevee interview with Michael Forbes in which he literally didn't blink for something like 2-3 MINUTES.

That's just *really* not something you see in humans.

Harbanger's picture

Pelosi stole everyones blinks.  She's averaging 75 bpm's.

GetZeeGold's picture



Cool thing about being Sec of State is you get to park your yacht off the coast of Oman......where they don't charge taxes for it.

Silver Bully's picture

'Mr. Obama really does hate America, doesn't he?'

If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck . . . it must be an alligator. Or so the Administration would have us believe.

AldousHuxley's picture

Old men in congress proclaim their patriotism on tv while being paid highest public wages then vote to send young Americans to die in foreign wars.

It is not just Obama. The entire useless liars with law degrees.

DaveyJones's picture

"liars with law degress"   - that is so close to being redundant

Harbanger's picture

"It is not just Obama"  Of course not, you'd have to be a racist, the MSM makes certain Obama is not blamed for ANYTHING. 

SanOvaBeach's picture


since your still living at home w/ mom + dad, perhaps u should try the comedy store in l.a.  they are paying $12.00 an hr..............

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

He'd probably do very well at that. You, on the other hand......

SanOvaBeach's picture

your prob. right.  i'll stick 2 my 10 million business. thank u very much............

WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot's picture

Bullshit. ur postz reed like a 10 year oldz txts.

SanOvaBeach's picture

When r u gonna move away from home?

SanOvaBeach's picture

Blow me! However, when you bite down your brains well be driping from the wall!

dougngen's picture

your business of sucking public assistance from the .gov?

fuu's picture

Settle down there John, you're going to rock the boat.

Dr. Engali's picture

That's the ugliest fucking secretary I ever saw....well there is Hitlary...Hmmmm then Madeleine Albright. I guess ugly is a prerequisite for the job.

Ghordius's picture

is beauty that important in a politician or a diplomat? looks like a very shallow point to me ;-)

look at us europeans, we have Ms Merkel 8-O

btw, for all controversies about his Silver and Bronze Star medals - and of course the various Purple Hearts - this is a politician that did serve for combat duty (and I have some difficulties in imagining him only scratching his ass in Nam and getting both Stars)

I find it strange that this one of the things most used against him, compared to many other, including his Skull & Bones membership (way more interesting than an invitation to a Bilderberg meeting, btw)

Ghordius's picture

thanks <slaps forehead> I forgot

you see, from my point of view (very far away) it's often difficult to see the difference

wait a moment. what is actually the difference?

Coca Cola vs Pepsi? Corporate Welfare vs Welfare? Spending more vs taxing less? Guantanamo vs Guantanamo? Cruise Missiles vs drones?

well, at least you have the Whig Party to fall back on ;-)

Spastica Rex's picture

The difference is that Coke tastes like the best thing that was ever in your mouth and Pepsi tastes like rat urine. Anybody who drinks Pepsi is either retarded, crazy, or bent on rending the very fabric of American society as a whole.

As a European, I can understand your confusion. I was told everybody over there drinks Pepsi.

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

Coke is a beverage - Pepsi is a chemical (IMO). Also, Coke is great for dissolving all the crap in old gas tanks where even Acetone or Methyl Ethyl Ketone won't work. It's why it does so well at settling your stomach.

NotApplicable's picture

They're both chock full of HFCS and various other poisons. Me, I'll stick with beer.

TheGardener's picture

He questioned beauty outright, which is aesthetically completely unacceptable .
We might elect the least ugly, still trying
to beautify the nation...

P.S. The older that mean Merkel bitch gets, the more her
blue eyes shine.

Dick Gazinia's picture

He looks like "Lurch the butler" from the Adams family.

"Thing" is giving him a Handy under the table.

CH1's picture

I have some difficulties in imagining him only scratching his ass in Nam and getting both Stars

Apparently you are under the impression that honesty and virtue matter in the military-industrial complex.

Let it go.

Ghordius's picture

the serving men of the US armed forces (and various veterans) that I met during the Cold War here all cared about honesty and virtue


and honor

don't mistake the lambs for the butcher