Monti. Out.

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The rumors have been flying around all morning, but now it's news...


Italian credit spreads leaked wider all morning and EURUSD lower though the correlation to losing a technocrat is perhaps a stretch. And so the great "Mark-to-Monti" Goldman rotation (as described previously) is complete, with Goldman losing a technocratic scribe, who is no longer needed thanks to yet another Goldmanite now in charge of the ECB, but far more importantly, Goldman has now gained control over that most prized of central planner jewels: the Bank of England.

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Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:49 | 3087697 Conman
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Bunga is back.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:50 | 3087702 cougar_w
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Wait, is that for real? Would not surprise me in the least.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:23 | 3087852 Kitler
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It's still a couple of months until the squid gets it's tentacles on the BOE.

Mark Carneyvore is the perfect cephalopod for the job. He actually earned his inkjets in transferring the sovereign wealth of the former USSR to the squid oligarchs back in the 1990's.

I never understood why a GS managing director in London would give up his multimillion dollar salary for what was at first a junior position in the Canadian Ministry of Finance.

We are about to find out.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:37 | 3087897 Mark Carney
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Easier looking back then looking forward

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:45 | 3087937 redpill
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Hide your bridesmaids!

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:50 | 3087704 fightthepower
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Fuck you Rothschild tool!

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:58 | 3087744 Abitdodgie
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On a side note the charter for the Federal Reserve is set to finish on the 23/12/2012 , so no more Federal Reserve , I wonder if they will want all there money back?

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:05 | 3087765 surf0766
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There is no expiration for their charter but it can be revoked by Congress...

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:06 | 3087777 Conman
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Which happens when swine defy gravity.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:35 | 3087882 hedgeless_horseman
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Speaking of Italian and swine, the other night we put together some fantastic sausage and cheese stuffed manicotti using homemade mozzarella, parmesan, and ricotta, along with some spinach from the garden.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:57 | 3087958 francis_sawyer
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Yo h_h... Is that swine meat 'Cinghiale' [wild boar], or just regular pig?... Looks good either way [though I like the tanginess of wild boar]... I used to live in central Italy & had those fuckers runnin around the mountain woods all over the place [& unfortunately, tearing up my lawn on occasion]... My dog was scared of shit of those SOB's...

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 16:06 | 3087990 hedgeless_horseman
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I used to live in central Italy

So the guy on top has to make the bunk of the guy on bottom, or is it the other way around in Italy?  I forget.

Texas allows hunters to kill wild hogs year-round without limits or capture them alive to take to slaughterhouses to be processed and sold to restaurants as exotic meat.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 16:25 | 3088068 francis_sawyer
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Maybe I should fold.

Well, let me see.

Let me see first.

No, not with a hand like that.

Come on.

Dare me. Go on, bluff me.

Come on.

How much should I bet?

If it were me, I'd bet everything.

But that's me. I'm an aggressive gambler. Mr. Vegas.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:21 | 3087843 Abitdodgie
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Charters only run for 99 years by law .

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:18 | 3087823 caimen garou
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that would would be a great b-day present

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:51 | 3087699 francis_sawyer
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Goldman & Central Banking: "All the jews that's fit to print..."

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:10 | 3087790 Pseudo Anonym
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now when

Goldman has now gained control over that most prized of central planner jewels: the Bank of England

what's the latest status on the goldman/rothschild "competition vs. cooperation" relationship?

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:21 | 3087829 francis_sawyer
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act concerned & split the stolen loot until they're the only two left... Then ~ a DEATH MATCH between the two inbreds (squid vs. reptile)

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:42 | 3087920 Freedomtosayno
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Fri, 12/21/2012 - 16:06 | 3087927 Freedomtosayno
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Please stop this collectivist crap, this divide and conquer paradigm you are pushing fits into the ruling (so called) elite’s playbook. It is getting old and you are aiding the few thousand of the ruling capos. OK? Thank you in advance...

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 17:36 | 3088164 francis_sawyer
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You're right... so sorry... What we need are actually MORE jews controlling the banking, MSM, & political lobby power nodes... Just to balance things out more and make things a bit more fair...


See ~ because less than one half of one percent of the worlds population calling the shots for everyone [by virtue of over 70% representation in the aforementioned critical nodes] is a rather normal statistical/mathematical representation]...


In the end... It's not francis_sawyer that anyone needs to worry about... I've stated many times before:

- I'm not warming up any ovens

- I'm not spray painting swastikas on any synagogues

- I'm not strapping bombs onto my back

The thing is... Sooner or later, the 'dumbed down' crowd is going to figure out what is going on... GOD HELP THE JEWS when that happens (because I doubt the masses are as reasonable & compassionate as francis_sawyer is)... I'm just trying to issue fair warning here... THOSE PEOPLE [the 'dumbed down' masses] are't my friends either... Neither am I trying to rally them to a cause... Lord knows that even if I tried [in the present moment] they don't even know WTF I'm talking about [or act indignant, as you do here]... But I'm certain that eventually they'll come to an eventual realization as to their plight

& THAT will be the moment that you have to start worrying about "collectivist" kind of talk... Because when MOBS act, it isn't often pretty... I'm the least of your worries...


Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:51 | 3087707 Banksters
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When the bankers REALLY want it their way they install a technocrat.    With that said, FUCK MONTI, FUCK DRAGHI, FUCK, PAPADEMOS AND THE REST OF THESE TWATS.






The only solution is revolution.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:02 | 3087756 Abitdodgie
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The only way we could do a revolution is with an armed march to the white house , it will only take 3% of us , anyone who trys to stop us will be tried for treason and shot , once we get there we put ALL of them into a FEMA camp indefinatley.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 17:50 | 3088362 bunnyswanson
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Water Boys - The Fisherman's Blues

Chains that are hung around me will fall away at least.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:51 | 3087711 falak pema
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he said he would resign after his bill was passed. He will have snap elections next in feb 013. 

All on schedule. 

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:52 | 3087713 cougar_w
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Monti. Python. Also a joke.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:53 | 3087721 q99x2
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I thought Monti's demeanor looked a bit too sophisticated to be dragged into running. He doesn't look like the type of person that cares that little about the quality of his life. The other scumbags I cannot say the same about.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:56 | 3087732 Piranhanoia
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Italy is first to leave the Euthanasians.  Italy goes Icelandic.  

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:57 | 3087738 DonutBoy
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Lira in 6 months.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:40 | 3087910 butchee
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I will open an FX account when i can trade the Lira/Drachma cross

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 14:57 | 3087741 Cognitive Dissonance
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So who does Goldman Sachs have lined up?

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:00 | 3087752 Dr. Engali
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Time to make haste before he finds himself hanging from a bridge.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:03 | 3087759 magpie
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He was already working against the Vatican

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:05 | 3087768 Boilermaker
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OMG!!! OMG!!!

Market is going to cras...WHAT?  Market is climbing?!

Green by the close.  A pure and undeniable show of 'who is the boss'.


Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:06 | 3087770 Kali
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GS BOE and don't forget!  ICE takes NYSE.  Booyah!!

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:07 | 3087779 larz
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I watch in surreal awe as if i am in a nightmare witness to a slow motion train wreck with no survivors

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:12 | 3087794 From Germany Wi...
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I don't care about the BoE, it's the Bundesbank that matters.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:17 | 3087813 Afrispaans
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You mean the BungasBank.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:15 | 3087808 IridiumRebel
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Where is my bond vigilante? I am going all in to everything Euro.......Shitaly, sPain, DIREland.......Hellgium, Whoretugal.....LOAD UP! 


Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:17 | 3087818 Miss Expectations
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Mario always seemed so unItalian, particularly vis-a-vis Silvio.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:56 | 3087969 falak pema
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so your prefer the bunga bunga "drag queen" berlu to austere, 'unitalian' mario?

Now thats interesting coming from a woman! 

Spice and vice always beat austere 'unitalian' monti python! 

Its always nice to hear a female voice! 

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:22 | 3087841 americanspirit
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Former PM Monti has just been declared the winner of the George W. Bush "Great Job Brownie" award, and will now move on to his new position as Chairman of the EU Sheepdippers Association

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 16:25 | 3088064 Black Forest
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I strongly recommend Lloyd Blankfein as the new Prime Minister of Italy, and hope he does speak a little bit of Italian.

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 19:51 | 3088786 IamtheREALmario
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There is no shortage of Satan's servants.

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