Obama: Clash And Kerry - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

What percentage of this press conference will be assigned to Kerry's nomination and what percentage to the Clash (Cliff-Crash)? Stay tuned...

 

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adr's picture

Dammit, you made me look at Obama. Now I got to do a shot and it is the middle of my last workday for the year.

knukles's picture

Betcha more press still on the Doomsday Mayan Apocalypse thingamajig than those two.  Easier to make shit up and scare kids about the end of the world... and now, for our reruns of the Y2K preparations recommended by the Dept of Noland Insecurity....

linrom's picture

Awesome--but this is a better version:

 

http://youtu.be/iQXgfD0UKIY

 

 

AlaricBalth's picture

<--------Kerry

<--------Cliff

 

Does it really matter?

adr's picture

Biden's Holiday Day gift?

tickhound's picture

OT:  CNBC MELTDOWN LMAO!   Brian what's his face, Kudlow, Liesman and the other usual douche-bag who offers "interpretations." 

Brian what's his face "IF THIS TAX HIKE GOES THROUGH, THERE WILL BE NO KITCHEN RENOVATION IN MY HOUSE!"

Kudlow "I'll find you a good cabinet guy"

LOL.... 

Brian "MY MOTHER WAS A HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT!!!"

Pretty much everybody else *okay okay dude calm down.*

LOL...

Solid infighting here from the usual square-peg round-holers.  Tylers should play it.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

I really am begining to think we are living in an Orwell book.  Initially, I thought it is 1984, but now I am starting to think Animal Farm...

 

 

 

akak's picture

You forgot to include Obama --- or neglected to, for obvious reasons (that being that the beast which he most resembles is not a barnyard animal).

francis_sawyer's picture

Make sure that he's wearing one of those 'I POOPED TODAY' T-Shirts to prove to everyone that he's on the job...

Againstthelie's picture

But the book looks a bit different than most ZH-readers believe:

Why didn't ZH mention the webcast of Reid's speech in the Senate?

Why do all MSM AND ZH not mention, that there would be a majority in the House of Representatives to avoid the automatic tax hikes?

Yes, you heard correctly! There is only no majority, if the "free" elected lawmakers must all follow a partisan voting!

It's obvious to me, that the middle-class is only being used as proxy to defend tax reductions for the very rich - and to hide this, the partisan voting is tried to keep up.

But i'm quite sure, Boehner will now go for a bipartisan solution. The populist anti-tax-actors keep their face for voting against, their voting sheeple will continue to believe it wasn't part of the good cop - bad cop game, while the rest also gets what it wants.

Invest accordingly.

dexter_morgan's picture

Man, gotta get a new keyboard now from all the coffee (Irish coffee) spit on it.

MsCreant's picture

HOW DARE YOU...I MEAN HOW DARE YOU...I AM SPEECHLESS. THAT IS HUMILIATING, UNETHICAL, AND OUTSIDE THE REALM OF DECENCY EVEN FOR THIS BLOG. RETRACT THIS RIGHT NOW, SIR. IT ISN'T FAIR. THOSE ANIMALS ARE DECENT, DEFENSELESS, BEINGS WHO DO NOT DESERVE TO HUMILIATED BY BEING COMPARED TO POLITICIANS. HOW DARE YOU PHOTOSHOP THEM IN SUCH DEGRADING POSES. YOU HAVE A FARM, WHAT IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO AN ANIMAL YOU KNOW AND LOVE? THOSE ANIMALS ARE DIGNIFIED, AND USEFUL (AND TASTY IN TWO CASES), UNLIKE POLITICIANS. AND DAMN IT, THEY ARE LIKEABLE, UNLIKE POLITICIANS.  THEY ARE SMARTER, KINDER, AND HAVE MORE SENSE THAN POLITICIANS. THEY EVEN LOOK BETTER IN EVERY CASE. YOU HAD TO GO AND UGLY THEM UP TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS. THEY ARE NATURALLY SUPERIOR.

I BET YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM PETA ABOUT THIS. HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME. 

cougar_w's picture

Epic.

Er I mean ... EPIC

cougar_w's picture

Obama looks relaxed. I guess he hasn't heard that the shit already hit the fan?

inevitablecollapse's picture

or that all is going according to plan?

francis_sawyer's picture

PT 109... Looks like Frankenstein...

Atlasshruggedme's picture

With the recent posts on ZH about Body armor sales up and Walmart being sold out of guns. I suspect he only gets his intel from Ms. Clinton, which is on bedrest. 

IamtheREALmario's picture

Obama seems to have some very unusual ideas about what is in the best interest of this country and its people. Oh, wait ... the memo just came in ... he DOES NOT care about the future of this country and its people.

Never mind.

Pants McPants's picture

If this is him NOT caring, I shudder to think what it'd be like if he DID care.

knukles's picture

WHAT IF HE WAS REALLY PISSED OFF RUNNING ABOUT SCREAMING, THROWING SHIT AND TRYING TO FUCK IT UP?

mkhs's picture

More children would die than before?

The Joker's picture

What is this?  This is the wrong video stream!  Here....here is the real video.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPrbccEdI5o

 

DavidC's picture

I'm sorry - I started watching this and really cannot continue...

DavidC

adr's picture

My stylists were kept busy adding a few more gray hairs, because you know that salt an peppa style is so hot right now.

Well you know.......that the country......is facing some.......incredibly hard times.

The Obaminator triple word speak and pause. Thank god I took the speakers off my computer. Nothing that comes out of his mouth means anything, listenign to static is a better use of time.

knukles's picture

Dija notice right about the election time there was NO gray?

Disenchanted's picture

 

 

Today I'm appointing another tired old retread who has proven he can be controlled by TPTB...blah, blah, blah.

 

That is all.

optimator's picture

Silly me, I was thinking of Chuck.  I shudda check with the Boyz first, small mistake.

adr's picture

Is it me or has Obama's skin actually gotten lighter? You almost can't tell the difference between the three standing up there.

nonclaim's picture

If he starts singing it doesn't matter if it's black or white... hide your kids.

FLUSA.com's picture

Ooooh another Three Stoogies movie...thanks Tyler

Duke Dog's picture

Did you hear it? When Kerry hugged Biden, Biden told him "this is a big fucking deal", LMAO.

PUD's picture

Obama carries an idol of the monkey god Hanuman. Hanuman is bad ass. He can shape shift and burned Lanka to the ground with fire from his tail. All true too.

knukles's picture

Dude, that's fucked up.

mkhs's picture

Pfffff,  You god fearing baboon.

loveyajimbo's picture

I am amazed that Obunga is always able to find the most pompous, the most arrogant, the most consistent liars, the most corrupt to serve in his reign or terror on our country...  I thought he goofed with panetta, who was thought to be a semi-honest guy... but NO, Lyon came through for the poseur with flying (lying) colors.

Winston Churchill's picture

Friday humor ,Not. Used to laugh at this bare faced lying wind bag.

I'm going to skip crying, and go straight to rage.

 

Hohum's picture

This is the reaction to a 1% drop in the markets?  I will have the popcorn ready when TS really HTF.