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To some, such as those few whose daily net worth is still a function of the policy vehicle formerly known as the 'market', it is a merry Christmas (at least until such time as the recoupling between central planning and reality once again inevitably occurs). To others, such as the 50 million (by now) Americans on food stamps, and billions of others around the world living in conditions of poverty, it is not so merry. But no matter one's current state of one's mind, there is always hope that the future will bring better days: after all that is what reflective holidays such as today are all about. We too hope that there is hope, if at the same time realizing that ever more of the promise of the future is packaged away in chunks of debt and securitized in order to fund an unsustainable present. We open up this thread to readers to share their hopes and concerns about the present and the future.

But before we do, we wanted to share a brief blurb from the Mises Institute on the "The Christmas Truce of World War I"

The Christmas Truce, which occurred primarily between the British and German soldiers along the Western Front in December 1914, is an event the official histories of the "Great War" leave out, and the Orwellian historians hide from the public. Stanley Weintraub has broken through this barrier of silence and written a moving account of this significant event by compiling letters sent home from the front, as well as diaries of the soldiers involved. His book is entitled Silent Night: The Story of the World War I Christmas Truce. The book contains many pictures of the actual events showing the opposing forces mixing and celebrating together that first Christmas of the war. This remarkable story begins to unfold, according to Weintraub, on the morning of December 19, 1914:

"Lieutenant Geoffrey Heinekey, new to the 2nd Queen's Westminister Rifles, wrote to his mother, 'A most extraordinary thing happened. . . . Some Germans came out and held up their hands and began to take in some of their wounded and so we ourselves immediately got out of our trenches and began bringing in our wounded also. The Germans then beckoned to us and a lot of us went over and talked to them and they helped us to bury our dead. This lasted the whole morning and I talked to several of them and I must say they seemed extraordinarily fine men. . . . It seemed too ironical for words. There, the night before we had been having a terrific battle and the morning after, there we were smoking their cigarettes and they smoking ours." (p. 5)

Weintraub reports that the French and Belgians reacted differently to the war and with more emotion than the British in the beginning. The war was occurring on their land and "The French had lived in an atmosphere of revanche since 1870, when Alsace and Lorraine were seized by the Prussians" in a war declared by the French (p. 4). The British and German soldiers, however, saw little meaning in the war as to them, and, after all, the British King and the German Kaiser were both grandsons of Queen Victoria. Why should the Germans and British be at war, or hating each other, because a royal couple from Austria were killed by an assassin while they were visiting in Serbia? However, since August when the war started, hundreds of thousands of soldiers had been killed, wounded or missing by December 1914 (p. xvi).

It is estimated that over eighty thousand young Germans had gone to England before the war to be employed in such jobs as waiters, cooks, and cab drivers and many spoke English very well. It appears that the Germans were the instigators of this move towards a truce. So much interchange had occurred across the lines by the time that Christmas Eve approached that Brigadier General G.T. Forrestier-Walker issued a directive forbidding fraternization:

"For it discourages initiative in commanders, and destroys offensive spirit in all ranks. . . . Friendly intercourse with the enemy, unofficial armistices and exchange of tobacco and other comforts, however tempting and occasionally amusing they may be, are absolutely prohibited." (p. 6–7)

Later strict orders were issued that any fraternization would result in a court-martial. Most of the seasoned German soldiers had been sent to the Russian front while the youthful and somewhat untrained Germans, who were recruited first, or quickly volunteered, were sent to the Western Front at the beginning of the war. Likewise, in England young men rushed to join in the war for the personal glory they thought they might achieve and many were afraid the war might end before they could get to the front. They had no idea this war would become one of attrition and conscription or that it would set the trend for the whole 20th century, the bloodiest in history which became known as the War and Welfare Century.

As night fell on Christmas Eve the British soldiers noticed the Germans putting up small Christmas trees along with candles at the top of their trenches and many began to shout in English "We no shoot if you no shoot"(p. 25). The firing stopped along the many miles of the trenches and the British began to notice that the Germans were coming out of the trenches toward the British who responded by coming out to meet them. They mixed and mingled in No Man's Land and soon began to exchange chocolates for cigars and various newspaper accounts of the war which contained the propaganda from their respective homelands. Many of the officers on each side attempted to prevent the event from occurring but the soldiers ignored the risk of a court-martial or of being shot.

Some of the meetings reported in diaries were between Anglo-Saxons and German Saxons and the Germans joked that they should join together and fight the Prussians. The massive amount of fraternization, or maybe just the Christmas spirit, deterred the officers from taking action and many of them began to go out into No Man's Land and exchange Christmas greetings with their opposing officers. Each side helped bury their dead and remove the wounded so that by Christmas morning there was a large open area about as wide as the size of two football fields separating the opposing trenches. The soldiers emerged again on Christmas morning and began singing Christmas carols, especially "Silent Night." They recited the 23rd Psalm together and played soccer and football. Again, Christmas gifts were exchanged and meals were prepared openly and attended by the opposing forces. Weintraub quotes one soldier's observation of the event: "Never . . . was I so keenly aware of the insanity of war" (p. 33).

The first official British history of the war came out in 1926 which indicated that the Christmas Truce was a very insignificant matter with only a few people involved. However, Weintraub states:

"During a House of Commons debate on March 31, 1930, Sir H. Kinglsey Wood, a Cabinet Minister during the next war, and a Major 'In the front trenches' at Christmas 1914, recalled that he 'took part in what was well known at the time as a truce. We went over in front of the trenches and shook hands with many of our German enemies. A great number of people [now] think we did something that was degrading.' Refusing to presume that, he went on, 'The fact is that we did it, and I then came to the conclusion that I have held very firmly ever since, that if we had been left to ourselves there would never have been another shot fired. For a fortnight the truce went on. We were on the most friendly terms, and it was only the fact that we were being controlled by others that made it necessary for us to start trying to shoot one another again.' He blamed the resumption of the war on 'the grip of the political system which was bad, and I and others who were there at the time determined there and then never to rest. . . . Until we had seen whether we could change it.' But they could not." (p. 169–70)

Beginning with the French Revolution, one of the main ideas coming out of the 19th century, which became dominant at the beginning of the 20th century, was nationalism with unrestrained democracy. In contrast, the ideas which led to the American Revolution were those of a federation of sovereign states joined together under the Constitution which severely limited and separated the powers of the national or central government in order to protect individual liberty. National democracy was restrained by a Bill of Rights. These ideas came into direct conflict with the beginning of the American War Between the States out of which nationalism emerged victorious. A principal idea of nationalism was that the individual owed a duty of self-sacrifice to "The Greater Good" of his nation and that the noblest act a person could do was to give his life for his country during a war, which would, in turn, bring him immortal fame.

Two soldiers, one British and one German, both experienced the horrors of the trench warfare in the Great War and both wrote moving accounts which challenged the idea of the glory of a sacrifice of the individual to the nation in an unnecessary or unjust war. The British soldier, Wilfred Owen, wrote a famous poem before he was killed in the trenches seven days before the Armistice was signed on November 11, 1918. He tells of the horror of the gas warfare which killed many in the trenches and ends with the following lines:

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues —
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.[1]

The German soldier was Erich M. Remarque who wrote one of the best anti-war novels of all time, entitled All Quiet On The Western Front, which was later made into an American movie that won the 1930 Academy Award for Best Picture. He also attacked the idea of the nobility of dying for your country in a war and he describes the suffering in the trenches:

"We see men living with their skulls blown open; We see soldiers run with their two feet cut off; They stagger on their splintered stumps into the next shell-hole; A lance corporal crawls a mile and half on his hands dragging his smashed knee after him; Another goes to the dressing station and over his clasped hands bulge his intestines; We see men without mouths, without jaws, without faces; We find one man who has held the artery of his arm in his teeth for two hours in order not to bleed to death."

I would imagine that the Christmas Truce probably inspired the English novelist and poet, Thomas Hardy, to write a poem about World War I entitled "The Man He Killed," which reads as follows:

Had he and I but met
By some old ancient inn,
We should have sat us down to wet
Right many a nipperkin!

But ranged as infantry,
And staring face to face,
I shot at him as he at me,
And killed him in his place.

I shot him dead because —
Because he was my foe,
Just so: my foe of course he was;
That's clear enough; although

He thought he'd 'list, perhaps,
Off-hand like — just as I —
Was out of work — had sold his traps —
No other reason why.

Yes, quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat if met where any bar is,
Or help to half-a-crown.

The last chapter of Weintraub's book is entitled "What If — ?" This is counterfactual history at its best and he sets out what he believes the rest of the 20th century would have been like if the soldiers had been able to cause the Christmas Truce of 1914 to stop the war at that point. Like many other historians, he believes that with an early end of the war in December of 1914, there probably would have been no Russian Revolution, no Communism, no Lenin, and no Stalin. Furthermore, there would have been no vicious peace imposed on Germany by the Versailles Treaty, and therefore, no Hitler, no Nazism and no World War II. With the early truce there would have been no entry of America into the European War and America might have had a chance to remain, or return, to being a Republic rather than moving toward World War II, the "Cold" War (Korea and Vietnam), and our present status as the world bully.

Weintraub states that:

". . . Franklin D. Roosevelt, only an obscure assistant secretary of the navy — of a fleet going nowhere militarily — would have returned to a boring law practice, and never have been the losing but attractive vice presidential candidate in 1920, a role earned by his war visibility. Wilson, who would not be campaigning for reelection in 1916 on a platform that he kept America out of war, would have lost (he only won narrowly) to a powerful new Republican president, Charles Evans Hughes. . . ." (p. 167)

He also suggests another result of the early peace:

"Germany in peace rather than war would have become the dominant nation in Europe, possibly in the world, competitor to a more slowly awakening America, and to an increasingly ambitious and militant Japan. No Wilsonian League of Nations would have emerged. . . . Yet, a relatively benign, German-led, Commonwealth of Europe might have developed decades earlier than the European Community under leaders not destroyed in the war or its aftermath." (p. 167)

Many leaders of the British Empire saw the new nationalistic Germany (since 1870–71) as a threat to their world trade, especially with Germany's new navy. The idea that economics played a major role in bringing on the war was confirmed by President Woodrow Wilson after the war in a speech wherein he gave his assessment of the real cause of the war. He was campaigning in St. Louis, Missouri in September of 1919 trying to get the US Senate to approve the Versailles Treaty and he stated:

"Why, my fellow-citizens, is there [anyone] here who does not know that the seed of war in the modern world is industrial and commercial rivalry? . . . This war, in its inception, was a commercial and industrial war. It was not a political war."

   

The great economist, Ludwig von Mises, advocated a separation of the economy from the government as one important solution to war so that business interests could not get government assistance in foreign or domestic markets:

Durable peace is only possible under perfect capitalism, hitherto never and nowhere completely tried or achieved. In such a Jeffersonian world of unhampered market economy the scope of government activities is limited to the protection of the lives, health, and property of individuals against violence or fraudulent aggression. . . .

 

All the oratory of the advocates of government omnipotence cannot annul the fact that there is but one system that makes for durable peace: A free market economy. Government control leads to economic nationalism and thus results in conflict.[2]

Weintraub alludes to a play by William Douglas Home entitled A Christmas Truce wherein characters representing British and German soldiers have just finished a soccer game in No Man's Land on Christmas day and are engaged in a conversation which very well could represent the feelings of the soldiers on that day. The German lieutenant concedes the impossibility of the war ending as the soccer game had just done, with no bad consequences — "Because the Kaiser and the generals and the politicians in my country order us that we fight."

"So do ours," agrees Andrew Wilson (the British soldier).

"Then what can we do?"

"The answer's 'nothing.' But if we do nothing . . . like we're doing now, and go on doing it, there'll be nothing they can do but send us home."

"Or shoot us." (p. 110)

   
   

The Great War killed over ten million soldiers and Weintraub states, "Following the final Armistice came an imposed peace in 1919 that created new instabilities ensuring another war," (p. 174). This next war killed more than fifty million people, over half of whom were civilians. Weintruab writes:

"To many, the end of the war and the failure of the peace would validate the Christmas cease-fire as the only meaningful episode in the apocalypse. It belied the bellicose slogans and suggested that the men fighting and often dying were, as usual, proxies for governments and issues that had little to do with their everyday lives. A candle lit in the darkness of Flanders, the truce flickered briefly and survives only in memoirs, letters, song, drama and story." (p. xvi)

He concludes his remarkable book with the following:

"A celebration of the human spirit, the Christmas Truce remains a moving manifestation of the absurdities of war. A very minor Scottish poet of Great War vintage, Frederick Niven, may have got it right in his 'A Carol from Flanders,' which closed,

O ye who read this truthful rime From Flanders, kneel and say:
God speed the time when every day
Shall be as Christmas Day.
(p. 175)

 

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Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:47 | 3094834 negative rates
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Yes, we need more hopium, and better hopium, if we are to make it  one more day!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:53 | 3094849 Silver Bug
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Merry Christmas Zero Hedgers! Heres to another year of successful stacking before it all falls apart!

 

http://ericsprott.blogspot.ca/

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:07 | 3094884 Alpo for Granny
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Merry Christmas Tylers and fellow ZH'ers. Thanks for the education and humor. Hoping you have a year filled with peace, prosperity, love, and health.

Do not let either the politicians or the medical authorities mislead you. Find out what the facts are and make your own decisions on how to live a happy life and work for a better world. -Linus Pauling

 

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:46 | 3094959 francis_sawyer
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Hey... It's Christmas!...

~~~

Does anyone know if Congress passed any groovy new laws in the dead of night last night?... You know ~ while I was asleep & drunk off of spiked eggnog...

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:00 | 3094982 A Lunatic
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Lemme guess, you woke up with a sore ass and a bad taste in your mouth..............

 

 

 

Merry Christmas

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:27 | 3095045 OutLookingIn
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Christmas.

That favorite time of year when...

Unpopular legislation is passed in Washington by a tiny majority, forcing down the the throats of the public, whether they like or not!  

Christmas break 1913, those few putrid and corrupt so-called "peoples representatives" passed the central bank bill, paving the way for the private-for-profit federal reserve bank to start stealing from the public purse.  

Now 99 years later and the US dollar has lost 98% of it's value. Not much left to steal. Cupboard is bare!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:51 | 3095077 centerline
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They want the cupboard too.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:10 | 3095100 Skateboarder
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And the floor that it lies on.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 18:34 | 3095305 fuu
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Happy holidays bitchez.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:20 | 3095496 NewThor
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You should watch my video about quitting smoking on Christmas Eve.

 

It is funny?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1HP0McIxQ

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 23:52 | 3095657 Thomas
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You crazy posters at Zero Hedge are the best. Merry Christmas.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 03:59 | 3095791 Max in St Moritz
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Typical Republican wingnuts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQeqk5YzbM

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 04:09 | 3095796 economics9698
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I went to SeaWorld and on Christmas Eve and was amazed at all the Muslims there.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 07:20 | 3095857 clymer
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This was an excellent read, Tyler. Thank you.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 08:36 | 3095868 overmedicatedun...
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thanks for the threads and posts on ZH..for those who seek every good post has value and the gray cells respond.

the world is designed to never provide a perfect platform for any man made object. those of steel or of paper.

.gov is part of our natural world and is imperfect and manipulated by the powerful and wealthy (as it ever was across mans history)

the solitary man even if  a freeman can never impose perfection on the world. one can impose some perfection within.

the smaller the unit the more chance we have to design something closer to perfection..charity begins at home.

After reading ZH  I have changed, one example:  Lincoln (to me) is now the first modern era president, a truly evil man, to impose the all powerful central gov will on these united states of america. (this fact shocked me as I saw the evil he created and yet never understood) looking back at the numbers of  dead, and wounded in that  war of brothers ,it still is amazing how many see him as a hero and noble) ..some still see him  freeing slaves, I now see him as making every citizen a slave. ZH made me reevaluate many long held ideas now thrown away. that was one.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 00:17 | 3095670 Intoxicologist
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Do what I do, Thor.  I get a one-pond bag of pipe tobacco (less chemicals, less taxes) and roll my own.  It works out to about $1.20 a pack.  Then, make your own toothpaste with coconut oil, baking soda, and a few other select ingredients.  Your teeth will look nice. 

You won't need to load up on Little Debbies, have to buy new clothes (because your old ones don't fit), or apologize for any angry outbursts.

It's all good.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 00:30 | 3095680 Ookspay
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+1 Hilarious video Thor, been there done that.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 08:11 | 3095861 new game
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I quit thanksgiving-unfuckingbelievable as 56 and 40 years smoking and a serious runner.

like oil and water, but i did it and now day 34 and still the ju-ju I want ONe mutha fucker!-NOW.

but i'd say i will do it as in last 40 years quite for 5 years SO I KNOW I CAN DO IT...

but yea for first 2 weeks all the crazy moods and even body rushes and major confussion associated with detoxing some nasty shit from the bod.

Day one or two is easy, is was always 4-5 when i said fuckit and rationalized a nifty reason (kinda like printing) and went and bought a pack of american spirits and felt better-ya fucking right.

hey thanks you helped my stay quite for another day-m x to all here

charlieb

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:21 | 3095497 pauhana
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Now tht we've fixed health care and the populace has given Obama a clear mandate, how about we tackle cold fusion?  Just a few trillion dollars for "infrastructure" given to crony capitalists and we should get that problem fixed.  Worked great for "green" energy, didn't it?   sarc/on

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 23:16 | 3095621 Ruth
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To my friends and foe at Zerohedge, Merry Christmas

and Be Blessed!  You too Fuu!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:07 | 3095985 fuu
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RUTH!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:11 | 3095101 Muppet Pimp
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Some Christmas Observations from my visit to flyover country (and general musings):

- Shooting Skeet (Real Guns) is a sport open to freshman in the local high school, and marksmanship is a source of pride for young and old.

- Slate magazine is run by people who do not share the values our country is founded upon.

- Children learn to shoot guns in the single digits and there have been no school shootings around here...ever.

- Children up here show respect to their peers, siblings, and elders.  Hurt feelings and bad attitudes come but are quicky tempered, sometimes just by a stern look alone.

- It seems apparent to me that the NY Libs (Led by their clueless economist PK of course) have fucked up their society so much with the disease they spread to their people they somehow feel that the rest of the country would be better off following in their footsteps.  (Or perhaps it is simply jealousy that is getting to them, which better explains their want for 'revenge').

- It is remarkable to me that when I was a kid we played cowboys and indians using realistic cap guns, and had no negative effects or murderous actions later on in life, yet many believe the violence we witness stems from video games.

- Godless society is in fact the reason things have gotten so bad.  Most don't want to hear this.  That is because they do not understand things that takes decades or even generations to play out.  The frame of reference they see consists of last week or last year, and they have never been wrong in the past. 

- NY liberals need to move to France, Hollande needs their $$ contributions, and the society they seek is already built over there.

My connections is shaky, ill try to add more later.

P.S. the 13 year old who shoots skeet in school has over 10k in the bank from raising livestock that his daddy made sure he earned on his own two feet.  He looks after his three little sisters like a shepard, and does not have to be asked to do so.

 

Merry Christmas to all, may peace be with you.  Off to go shoot some of those evil evil guns :)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 17:24 | 3095221 Karlus
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Unfortunately, these liberals want to create a new utopia and think they know ho to progress their change. Buying votes in a welfare state leads to poison for all. Class warfare leads to unproductive people and conflict. Degrading the Constitution rolls back the very environment that made this place the center of the world.

War is coming. I am saddened by this but also know that something as special as this country has to be defended. This requires sacrifice and pain, it appears there is no reasoning or other way.

I can only hope that it is swift and terrible enough that these grass eaters lay down, before they destroy everyone including themselves.

I sometimes wonder if the people that are now "Americans" are even worth saving....

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 01:20 | 3095707 jeff montanye
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clearly the people that are now americans are not worth saving (as they are, many of them, grass eaters).

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 02:49 | 3095748 SanOvaBeach
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Why do zh'ers hate Obama so much?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wed, 12/26/2012 - 03:10 | 3095751 Lore
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It's not Obama specifically. There are groups, movements and forces darker and more powerful than any particular exoteric political affiliation or figurehead. Keep reading & asking questions. An inquiring mind is the most precious thing in the world. Merry Christmas, and best to you for 2013.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:57 | 3096084 jayman21
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Being able to identify a psychopath or sociopath is also helpful.  And when you do, they need to be shunned.  The only joy for them is to control things.  Free people really piss them off like Obama.

 

Free people do not try to control other people.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 15:52 | 3096898 SanOvaBeach
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Rose?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 17:31 | 3095230 LetThemEatRand
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Move to France you liberal fuckers.  Farmers in ____ have it all figured out and we should all have a cow and learn to shoot skeet and the nation's problems would be solved.  What a crock.  Ironically, it is exactly your "us and them", "right and wrong", "leave my country if you don't agree with me" mentality that is what the oligarchs use to control us.  If you were a fish, you would be in the boat already.  

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:30 | 3095256 Yen Cross
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 Rock on Brutha!

 Let me get this straight. People are junking me because I'm sticking up for a person that is showing his repect of freedom?

  I'm not saying things are perfect, but you people need to travel some.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:31 | 3095509 nmewn
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LTER has no respect for freedom or he wouldn't advocate for government intervention and regulation (at just about every level) so strenuously.

He doesn't understand the corrupting influence of power...to that point, the latest pages from the Federal Register...391 NEW & IMPROVED! pages this month alone!, aren't we all just breathless with anticipation in wading through this! ;-)

https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/search?conditions%5Bpublication_date%5D%5Bis%5D=12%2F26%2F2012&conditions%5Btype%5D=NOTICE

Besides, with a top tax rate of 75% (really 90%, but whatever) in France it'll be a certifiable basket case of writhing, wiggling leeches attempting to suck the life out of each other within six months.

Let the good times roll!!!

(No, I didn't junk you, geesh)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:56 | 3095536 Yen Cross
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Filtering the Fodder / nmewn. I'm always in the background. You are a good Man/

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:54 | 3095595 nmewn
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Sawright, fresh fish ;-)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:01 | 3095540 LetThemEatRand
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nmewn -- funny, but I consistently advocate for smaller government, yet your consistent response to me is to claim otherwise and then knock down your tired strawman.   It is so much easier to argue ideology than actual ideas.   So when I argue (correctly) that a representative government is better than any alternative, you can only see that as a binary argument in favor of huge bloated government.  Sad.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:23 | 3095562 Yen Cross
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Gentlemen, we have obviously Grown Significantly/   Having both of your "opinions", is truly a gift. I'm in your Thanks/

  First of all, I think you are in general Agreement/

 Eg;  Smaller Government... Advocates against (strawmen) Real constituents. Both of you Gentlemen are well versed in businees and law/ 

  Last, but not least/ You gentlemen love to argue IDEAS!   For that I'm eternally grateful.>   Foreward Gentlemen

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 23:38 | 3095642 Dr Benway
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Well put! I think you are exactly right, there is much more that unites us than separates us here at ZH. Sometimes this may get forgotten in heated discussions. Merry Xmas, and thanks for all the intelligent discussion, humor and information!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:51 | 3095591 nmewn
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Arguing in defense of, "You didn't build that!" is not the promotion of, smaller government.

"So when I argue (correctly) that a representative government is better than any alternative, you can only see that as a binary argument in favor of huge bloated government. Sad."

So when the "representatives" are told by the People to tax in order to spread the wealth more evenly regardless of the majorities inputs of labor to that wealth, you will say...what, exactly?

There's not much risk of capital or sweat in doing nothing but voting...but it seems a whole lot more profitable per unit of exertion.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 23:34 | 3095638 Yen Cross
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nmewn, I'm a regular (pop off top).  You know what I say is true/ Thats not the point!

 

    In all of my 46 years of life, ( have never seen 2 more stubborn Men)!  You two men share the same values( Family>will to grow)  Both of you are ( Intelligent beyond belief)  [ Oppenheimer smart]...

  Make Peace'


  U TWO Men had better get it sorted out!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 07:00 | 3095850 nmewn
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We're in the process of sorting it out now ;-)

The only thing I respect about LTER is he is very uncomfortable lying, so as a rule, he doesn't (as opposed to others). Walk him through the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto...it'll be a real eye opener for you.

Take your pick of these and just ask him...

http://www.laissez-fairerepublic.com/TenPlanks.html

He and I do not share the same values regarding governance, at all.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 00:06 | 3095665 Clever Name
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+1 to both of you, LTER and YC. I actually dont get why LTER gets so many down arrows, he's on our side just has a different take on it. We cant be sheep also...

Io Saturnalia!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:55 | 3096426 SanOvaBeach
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hey letthemeatrand,

I'm really happy for yea!  Wear you hate on your sleeve.  Happy Holidays and Happy New Year................

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 18:48 | 3095311 Rogue Trooper
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Wonderful message MuppetPimp.

Frankly, the most peaceful solution is to finaly break up the nonsense that is the USSA.

States can secede and folks can join which ever camp that pleases them.  No Red vs Blue, fly over meme's.  I can see a gun/smoke free statist utopia in sunny California or even New York for that matter. An AR15 in every home in lone star State of Texas and Florida for that matter.  Even a free to smoke wherever you please Nevada could emerge?

Folks will be be able to make their own decisions and move to where they feel the more in tune with whatever values they deem appropriate.  No passports either folks are free to move wherever they feel most comfortable. Hell NY could even sign up to be part of the UN NWO!

Folks like LTER will hopefully find their paradise and so will the likes of Freddie - even Crockett!

Seems so sensible this optimistic thesis it has not fuckin' chance in hell.

BALKANISE BITCHES ... there's a world of hurt coming our way!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:31 | 3095375 Yen Cross
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 Works for me! Bring on the zombies!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 20:18 | 3095427 Rogue Trooper
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LOL!!!

Merry Xmas Dude... some helpful tips for ya - not that you need it ;)

1. Cardio

2. The Double Tap

3. Beware of Bathrooms

4. Wear Seat Belts

5. No Attachments

6. The “Skillet”

7. Travel Light

8. Get a Kick Ass Partner

9. With your Bare Hands

10. Don’t Swing Low

11. Use Your Foot

12. Bounty Paper Towels

13. Shake it Off

14. Always carry a change of underwear

15. Bowling Ball

16. Opportunity Knocks

17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)

18. Limber Up

19. Break it Up

20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint

21. Avoid Strip Clubs

22. When in doubt Know your way out

23. Zipplock

24. Use your thumbs

25. Shoot First

26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody

27. Incoming!

28. Double-Knot your Shoes

29. The Buddy System

30. Pack your stain stick

31. Check the back seat

32. Enjoy the little things

33. Swiss army Knife

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:59 | 3095538 Yen Cross
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Rogue Trooper  TSA secondary inspector?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:18 | 3095559 Rogue Trooper
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Sheeesh harsh one I will not sleep well tonight... I know one thing I would be shittin' myself to vist the USofA.  At least when you travel in "Communist" China it appears much less threatening and you don't feel that at any moment you will be 'violated' by the security presence and treated to the TSA 'secondary' screening.  They even smile at ya and say welcome to China!

China Domestic Airlines Travell TIP: don't take an expensive lighter has you cannot take them on the airplane.  You need to drop them in a clear box on the way through.  On the way out you can pick up any lighter out of the box and you can light up outside the terminal. Works like clockwork every time unless - you had a gold dunhill.

BTW Yen are you in Glorious Ununited States of Amerika?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:26 | 3095567 Yen Cross
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Keeping it real. I Won't sleep/ We F/X guys never sleep.  Happy New Year, and I got your point ;-)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:12 | 3095546 LetThemEatRand
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"Even a free to smoke wherever you please Nevada could emerge [when states cecede]?"

It's a fucking Nevada law, not a federal law that bans smoking in Nevada businesses.  http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2011/nov/02/bilbos/.

But I'm sure your complete objectively provable absence of factual accuracy will in no way change your complete faith in the accuracy of your world view.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:26 | 3095566 Rogue Trooper
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Take it easy LTER.  Sure I do't agree with all your post and positions.  But hey your bloody consistent in your views and provide a welcomed counter argument on this site.  Otherwise ZH will become one big 'Group Consensus Wank Forum' - so keep it coming.

Merry xmas to you and your family and see you next year - that was genuine no sarc, etc.

PS I do get the difference betwenn Fed and State Law even if the USA is not MY country of residence.  However, the ways things are heading the Pres may well overrule State law in any case.  Have they not in the past?

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:42 | 3095581 LetThemEatRand
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Merry Christmas to you as well.  If there is one thing we need more of, it is people who can have a heated argument followed by a friendly drink.  Ultimately, we're all on the same team.   I'll raise my glass.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:59 | 3095605 Rogue Trooper
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Cheers to that  - it's very hot downunder so a nice cold beer is in order!

That's one thng that is great about this place.  For what it's worth you get too read many arguments and my rule is never to become so entrenched that you can never keep your mind open.  My bottom line is liberty and freedom but I do not wish to end up subscribing to another cult.  That was the aspect of Ayn Rand I was never comfortable with in the 90's when I started reading the so called objectivist preachers.  So it's a fine line. With the 2nd amemdment  - all I have seen for gun rights/the right to self defence in the rest of the world is these being slowly eroded (death by 1,000 cuts) and for that I fear for all of us.

Keep it real in 2013 LTER  - I'm confident you will!

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 23:27 | 3095631 imbtween
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If you had seen this (outrageously intrusive) map of who in lower NY has a pistol permit, you might think the AR15 set would move here:
http://www.lohud.com/interactive/article/20121223/NEWS01/121221011/Map-W...

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 03:49 | 3095781 FlyinaRage
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Divided, we shall each fall.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 20:00 | 3095406 FromGaltsGulch
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As someone who's lives on long Island, New York I share your disgust of NY Liberals. Whenver Chuck Shummer comes on tv so does my mute button..We have the highest taxes in the country yet it doesn't seem to be enough. Nassau county, where I live, is under the auspices of the Nassau Interim Finance Agency because our books are a disaster..and we're one of the weathest counties in the country. Liberals and their pals in the PSUs have destroyed this once great state. It doesn't even pay ofr me to vote as we're deep..deep blue. In a recent survey on longislandindex.org 1 in 2 LI'ers want to get out in the next 5 years. Hopefully with all these tax increases coming more will leave. Then I'd like to see whose pockets these A-hole liberals will pick next.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:43 | 3095523 mofreedom
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Thanks for not giving up!  I give up!!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:42 | 3095580 Go Tribe
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Taught my son how to tear down and clean his .20 gauge pump this weekend. Then I taught him how to tear down and clean my Sweet Sixteen.  This is something he'll appreciate me for long after I'm gone.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:48 | 3095073 DavidC
Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:14 | 3095103 mess nonster
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Ha! Abe wants to rein in the FED- er I mean the Bank of Japan. Watch closely to see if Abe gets sick, or suicides, or is involved in a scandal.

Who runs the BoJ? Really? The Federal Reserve? Go on! You can't be serious!

Interesting article from 2010...

http://thediplomat.com/2010/04/06/who-controls-bank-of-japan/?all=true

If you are still waiting for hyperinflation, this is why it's not here yet.

If everyone is hocked up to their eyeballs so much that they can't borrow any more, how are you going to get the economy running again if it (the economy) is based on debt? This is the philosophical question Bernanke wrestles with. Now Abe wants to ORDER the BoJ to lend money directly to the people! Set higher inflation limits!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/currency/9764505/Yen-weakens-as-Abe-t...

Well, on this day commemorating the birth of the Messiah, it is interesting to remember who is the Money Power. They aren't doing much celebrating today.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 17:57 | 3095270 UNCOMPROMISED
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Nice reads Mess. Remember who will kill you if you get in their way. Abe is doomed.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:20 | 3095029 qqqqtrader
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Merry Cliffmas to ya'll (and that means to you2-3rd letter-22nd letter)

?10 Year Percent Change of Select Items

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:36 | 3095058 Buckaroo Banzai
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8 And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

9 And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

10 And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

--Luke 2 8-11

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:17 | 3095081 Muppet of the U...
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the world doesn't need a savoir.  the world needs a great cleansing.  & I'm not just saying for the muppets.  I am saying for everyone, illuminati included.  humanity has become a pathetic disgusting thing, and those who control it, have become twisted and pathetic. 

& when I look up to the sky, I know he is coming to remove us all.  #knowing

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:26 | 3095129 StychoKiller
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Lord, deliver us from Evil! (and the Muppet of the Universe)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:48 | 3095179 Manthong
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“The politician shall dwell with the voter,
and the banker shall lie down with the worker,
and the worker and the banker and the fattened EBT cardholder together;
and a little choomster shall lead them.”

-apologies to Isaiah

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:24 | 3095118 ParkAveFlasher
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ZH Xmas Hitlist, bitchez!

Ben Bernanke Got Stuck in My Chimney

I've Got My Gold To Keep Me Warm

Rudolph the Red Nosed Eurocrat

Have a Holly Jolly Rehypothecation

Silver and Gold, Bitchez!

I'll I Want For Christmas is Bill Gross Tweets

I Saw Mommy Kissing Simon Black

While Traders Watched Their Longs By Night

Jingle Bitchez

...and don't forget boys and girls, if Santa leaves coal in your stockings, hoard!

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 00:47 | 3095687 Manthong
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A few other classics:

 

Have Yourself a Merry Little Flash Crash

Little Printer Boy

Timmy, The Brown Nose Squid Shill


Wed, 12/26/2012 - 03:13 | 3095755 Lore
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:D "Little Printer Boy"

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 05:26 | 3095829 NoClueSneaker
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#1 in the charts. Tylers discovered the band - Benny and the InkJets .

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 01:04 | 3095693 Intoxicologist
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Hours later, I'm still laughing at "I Saw Mommy Kissing Simon Black."

That's too f'ing funny!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 20:05 | 3095412 Element
Element's picture

Fantastic little graph, cheers

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:30 | 3095049 Cistercian
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Merry Christmas denizens of ZH.

  May next year find all of you in better shape than last year...God Bless to all.

 And thank you Tyler.

 Peace.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:52 | 3095080 CH1
CH1's picture

Likewise my friend... and to all.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 18:19 | 3095294 Mr. Lucky
Mr. Lucky's picture

Merry Christmas and Happy another year of deprogramming.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 18:28 | 3095302 derek_vineyard
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To all ZHers:  May the fucked up world not get under your skin!   Enjoy each day!   

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:29 | 3095372 indygo55
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After watching the Guy McPherson video detailing a scheme to engineer the economic collapse and depopulation and deinduxtrialization of the world as a last ditch effort to save the planet I am rethinking my preperations.

http://youtu.be/Ina16XSJQvM

Certainly a plausable view

 

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 01:22 | 3095709 daz
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yes... happy new year

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 20:19 | 3095430 Motorhead
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When I grow up, I want to be just like Eric Sprott. 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:58 | 3094981 Eireann go Brach
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Merry Christmas peasants! While we waste $25 million in tax payer dollars just today alone in Hawaii, we hope you enjoy those food stamps we give you!

Sincerely

The Obamas

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:22 | 3095120 RockyRacoon
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Treat yourself!  Buy your own Senator!  They come cheap these days:

The South Korean CEO of an Iowa metals company donated $500,000 to a university institute honoring a U.S. Senator (Harken) currently pushing for the $1 coin.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 18:41 | 3095315 CheapBastard
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"Home for Christmas: The brave baby girl born 15 weeks early weighing less than a tin of baked beans"

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2252793/Home-Christmas-The-brave...

 

Oh my!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 13:41 | 3096544 SanOvaBeach
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i guess Obama should stay at MOTEL 6 and have no protection.  Thank u for your witty comments.  Happy Holidays!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:16 | 3094995 Radical Marijuana
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We too hope that there is hope.

The less reasonable hope there is,

then the more irrational hopium I generate!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:24 | 3095035 DosZap
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By all means, to those of the REASON for the season, Merry CHRIST MASS.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:41 | 3095065 Ineverslice
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There is always hope.

   Aragorn, son of Arathorn

 

Merry Christmas all.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:28 | 3095132 StychoKiller
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There is still some good in this World worth fighting for!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:20 | 3095359 WTFUD
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Maybe! Possibly! Keep it to yourself though as the Bogeymen will kick that into touch; nae mistake! Merry Xmas

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:45 | 3095173 Shell Game
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Please direct the Army of the Dead to 33 Liberty St. New York, NY. 

 

Thank you.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 17:40 | 3095244 ball-and-chain
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Should we give up hope?

I don't think so.

Bad times pass.

http://www.angrysinner.blogspot.kr/2012/12/yesterday-i-hiked-five-miles-to-my.html

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:48 | 3094835 chunga
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Fuck you Bernanke

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:52 | 3094844 Ancona
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+1

That just never gets old.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:56 | 3094857 NOPOMO
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Santa Bernanke needs to bendover so I can give him my North Pole.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:02 | 3095340 MsCreant
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You should respect your dick more than that, sir. Merry Christmas.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 22:29 | 3095574 Yen Cross
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Ms Creant, I was waiting for you to " Break Out"... Keep up the good work!  +1

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 01:34 | 3095720 MsCreant
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Merry Chrstmas, Mr. Sweetness. May you have all you Yen for and not be cross or be crossed. Of course with central bankers in the picture, that is a tough one for Santa to deliver on. Take care!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:56 | 3094859 BlueStreet
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Let's not forget to also send out a merry x-mas 'Fuck You' to bubble boy Greenspan. 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:35 | 3095147 mess nonster
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In France in 1789, the nation was faced with a massive debt. That debt could have been paid off overnight if it had been secured by French lands and produce. However, this remedy was abandoned, and gold was demanded by the bankers.

As a result, the bankers  Jews demanded "austerity"- ie, higher taxes. The result was an implosion of the economy leading to food shortages and ultimately to revolutionary demands and a paralysis of government ....

Does any of this sound familiar?

Better pay attention! It's not the revolutionary terror of Robespierre that needs to be feared, its the Napoleonic end-game. Obama as Robespierre means his head will be handed to him, but who does Albert Pike have waiting in the shadows?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:44 | 3095169 pasmurf
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betting on the USD because I love Zero Hedge on Christmas.

One more year til we all have health insurance, but does that mean we can find a good physician? Paul Ryan for Speaker? ? ? or 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 17:45 | 3095255 Colonel Klink
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Neither of them celebrate Christmas.  I believe a standard "fuck you" should suffice for both.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:33 | 3095381 Yen Cross
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Sergeant Schultz says good post. ;-)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:04 | 3095480 Colonel Klink
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Followed many of your posts over several years YC.  Pleasure to see you comment under one of my posts.

Merry Christmas!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:17 | 3095493 Yen Cross
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  Be Well/ P.S. I always posted under you.  Tag you're it!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:35 | 3094936 duo
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It's not a coincidence that the Fed was created mere months before the Great War started.  Without fiat money, both sides would have been bankrupt in 6 months of fighting.  With the US essentially lending both sides money to continue the war, it dragged on until Wilson could get re-elected, then it was game on, whether the American public wanted to be in the war or not.

Wilson was a tool of the bankers, and got us into war during his second term.

Obama is a tool of the bankers, where will his war be?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:50 | 3094965 A Lunatic
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War on the Middle Class, War on the Poor, War on the Constitution, War on the Internet, War on Guns, War on Rural America, War on Milk, War on IQ's above 100..........

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:50 | 3094970 duo
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touche'

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 03:21 | 3095758 Lore
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Yeah. The system incentivises psychopathology.

"For the desire of money is the root of all evils; which some coveting have erred from the faith, and have entangled themselves in many sorrows." - 1 Timothy 6:10

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:53 | 3094974 chunga
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Here?

It almost sounds like it right now. Lots of good little boys and girls must have got guns in their stockings.

Out in the sticks where I'm at; I hear (rapid) gun fire from all directions.

Ho Ho Ho!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:09 | 3095003 Stoploss
Stoploss's picture

Same thing here.  Gotta love it!

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 08:50 | 3095881 General Decline
General Decline's picture

Here too. Even went on till well after dark. Tracer rounds are fun.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:14 | 3095013 Miss anthrope
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Merry Christmas to all my zerohedge friends and to the Tylers thank you!.... thank you for another year filled with education and hilarity.  I never went back to Comedy Central after finding you!  I love you for all your evil subversive information and snarky entertainment. 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:35 | 3095386 BlueCheeseBandit
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Santa brought me a nice .22 rugger with a silencer. Great for executing pigs on the down lo.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 20:07 | 3095414 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

May I be the first to junk you this holiday season. Take that shit elsewhere. Wrong site.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 23:59 | 3095663 NuckingFuts
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Agreed, unless he/she ment hogs. Where I live it is not uncommon to dispatch the holiday ham with a .22.

If the killing of LEO's was intended then +1 to you Ms.C.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 01:16 | 3095703 S5936
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U hit the wrong key or something, take a hike dimwit.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:19 | 3094988 I am on to you
I am on to you's picture

Right and :

Frock the Ghostman Sacked!

We need more Weed,not more war on it.

We need more Justice, not more Laws.

We need Trust ,not more, Banksters.

We need Truth,not more, lies.

We had it,with the, Techno Morrons.

We need to take back the future,its ours,and our childrens!!!

Zero Hedge does their part,let us do our.

Banzai said it clearly,vote for nobody,cause nobody cares:

We need to bring order in the sistem,we know its rotten to the bone,light up the Beacons,for everyone,ill might change from being on to you,to be on with you=Just kidding!

Put light in people,Z. H.Your heros for a lot of people,be the Beacon!

Happy Holiday,again,to you all!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 17:35 | 3095235 CPL
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Be brave, Run with scissors.

Be daring, Chew gum while eating peanuts.

Be chatty, Visit a pub today, talk with a random stranger about nothing and enjoy it.

Be pretty, apply lip balm and lots of eyeliner to achieve a raccoon sassy-ness.

Be handsome, grow a mustache or apply back hair to a upper lip.

Be helpful, point out to random women in stores that their shoes and bag don't match.

Be courteous, open doors with wide sweeping bows and unnecessary gestures and platitudes. 

Be proud, strut around a mall and talk about yourself in third person in a loud theatrical voice.

Be fashionable, wear stove pipe hats everywhere.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 03:33 | 3095772 Oh regional Indian
Oh regional Indian's picture

:-)

Do as I say, or say as I do. Or Don't.

As is your Won't. 

Or will.

Don't be Shrill. Or a Shill.

Take a pill.

Red, if able.

Blue, Flue.

Follow the bunny,

Down his or her hole.

Dance. 

On a pole,

Even if on the Dole.

Don't be pretty.

Good and all.

Just be.

These days,

Out of time.

Perfect circle,

used to be 360.

Now it's 365.

And a bit.

So stay lit.

Or light,

A lamp, in the Damp.

Turn up the Amp.

Or Amp up the turn,

burn,

Like Phoshphorus.

Spontaneously.

Be a light,

Unto your self.

Roll with the dice,

Play with the Mice(s!!!).

Be Keen, not Keyene,

Spread some cheer,

Have a beer,

or three at most.

And most of all.

Fly ;-)

orEye

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/

 

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 20:42 | 3097786 CPL
CPL's picture

HA!  That was awesome.

 

Maybe instead of seeker of spiritual enlightenment you should add rap master Kali Style.  That's some nice flow man, I'm serious, throw a back beat to it and proper mixing and you've got something.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:48 | 3094836 Sean7k
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Merry Xmas all and I hope you have a fortuitous new year. 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:53 | 3094973 Peter Pan
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I agree that Happy Christmas is a wish we should send out to all men, whether they be Bernanke or Ron Paul, Christian or Muslim, wealthy or poor.

But it is important to understand that Christmas cannot truly be Christmas unless the spirit of the day becomes the spirit of the whole year.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:49 | 3094839 Hulk
Hulk's picture

If I could go back in time, I would kill whomever created Santa Claus, before they did so...

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:16 | 3094897 Honey Badger
Honey Badger's picture

Go back further and kill the person who invented god.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:56 | 3095187 knowless
knowless's picture

He just don't give a shit..

You can't escape the adulteration of religion over time by the way, only hope to contain it.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:45 | 3094952 DosZap
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If I could go back in time, I would kill whomever created Santa Claus, before they did so...

Which one, the real Santa Claus(The modern figure of Santa Claus was derived from the Dutch figure of Sinterklaas, which, in turn, was part of its basis in hagiographical tales concerning the historical figure of Christian bishop and gift giver Saint Nicholas.)

 or the one in America, that was invented by Coca Cola?.(hence the Red and White theme)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:16 | 3095017 Radical Marijuana
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I like the idea that "Santa Claus" had his source in the shamans of Eurasia during tens of thousands of years, long before the struggle between different imperialistic information systems transformed "Santa" into the Christian, and then the corporate consumer versions of that story. According to that idea that the original Santa was shamanic, the bag of gifts that Santa had was full of magic mushrooms. Our vision has been drastically narrowed by the influence of the Christian and the corporate consumer cultures ripping off the BIG STORIES, so that they could sell their limited versions of those stories back to us.

The "Santa" that one might wish to die is the imperialistic information systems' distortions and suppressions of the original Santa. ... After all, the greatest gift is the grace of believing that one is One, and therefore, that one's death will be just another adventure for ONE.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:42 | 3095163 Uncle Remus
Uncle Remus's picture

"imperialistic information systems" - Interesting

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:18 | 3095357 CPL
CPL's picture

IIS as an acronym.  Works for me.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 18:15 | 3095293 Hulk
Hulk's picture

The coca cola one. Should have figured Santa was dreamed up by the marketing department...

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 05:08 | 3095827 A Nanny Moose
A Nanny Moose's picture

Why kill anybody? Just stop lying to your kids about this shit.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:51 | 3094842 tickhound
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Thank you, Tyler.  "OPEN THREAD, BITCHEZ!!!!"

Best wishes to all... as we circle the drain.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:05 | 3094997 UNCOMPROMISED
UNCOMPROMISED's picture

+100.

Turn up the heat in 2013!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:24 | 3095034 tickhound
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Thx... Although I can see what you think I did there.

Just to clarify... As of THIS Christmas Day, we're not the ones doing the ENcircling.  We're the ones CIRCLING!

That said, Best Wishes again on this and any other day humans can pause to dedicate GOOD WILL.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:51 | 3094843 howenlink
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I halfway expected a bill passed quietly this afternoon to void my right to bear arms.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:44 | 3094956 OneEyedJack
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When that happens, be prepared for other rights to fall as well.

fourth, 1st, and 5th

on that note Merry Christmas all

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:00 | 3095090 CH1
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The Fourth?? You don't think that terrorist tool still exists, do you?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:41 | 3095158 DaddyO
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I have a paint horse decended from One Eyed Jack...

DaddyO

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:24 | 3095124 Intoxicologist
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They're waiting for New Year's Eve to do that.  Sorta like NDAA last year.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:52 | 3094845 blunderdog
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What happened to those other articles that have disappeared in the past few hours?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:13 | 3094862 Schmuck Raker
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Well, I only know the Kyle Bass article was a re-post from the 19th.

Here: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12-19/hour-company-kyle-bass

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:23 | 3094916 blunderdog
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Might've been me, I suppose, they're back now, with slightly shifted order.  (I suspect a publishing error of some kind.  There's probably only a single Tyler down in the engine room at the moment.)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:53 | 3094848 tooriskytoinvest
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Will This Be The Last Normal Holiday Season That Americans Ever Experience? Most Americans Are Way Too Busy Living The Good Life To Be Bothered With “Doom And Gloom”, And Time Is Rapidly Running Out For Us.

http://investmentwatchblog.com/will-this-be-the-last-normal-holiday-season-that-americans-ever-experience-most-americans-are-way-too-busy-living-the-good-life-to-be-bothered-with-doom-and-gloom-and-time-is-rapidly-running/

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:40 | 3094950 10mm
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Ill be a hired and paid protector and not for the man or the bankers,but for the sheeple and the ignorant.I do not come cheap.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:29 | 3095134 Bawneee Fwank
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If the sheeple and the ignorant rise up I'll do it for free.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:22 | 3095361 CPL
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Fresh Food, clean water, medical, ammo and repair.  That's the people's offer.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:53 | 3094850 VisualCSharp
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Merry Christmas, Bitchez!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:06 | 3094881 BLACK_DOG
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Kudos kids!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:54 | 3094854 CrashisOptimistic
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Demographics the story of 2013.

Whites live longer than blacks or hispanics.

Blacks and Hispanics are becoming the majority of the workforce.  Their SS tax payments are funding white retirements that they, themselves, will never collect.

This will be the single most disruptive influence on the budget upcoming as their Congress critters begin to refuse to allow the injustice of it.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:34 | 3095055 Salon
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As a white guy I say thats hilarious.

Social security is gonna be killed by the progressives because it is not progressive enough. Whooda node?

I am sure Lin Tzu had something to say about letting your enemy do your fighting for you.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:24 | 3095122 CPL
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No, it's going to get paid and the route the governments are choosing is inflation ala QE/Twist/Bailout/Print and shove it all into derivatives in an insane ploy to double down on the already failed doubling down with no buyers.

 

So while everyone is getting their best five years in terms of allowance from their pensions, it won't pay for a pack of gum.  That's the plan.  Hedge accordingly.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:42 | 3095164 mess nonster
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Stupid white people who depend on SS instead of a viable extended family will wake up to discover that the Bankers Jews stole their SS, their 401K, their equities, bonds,gold ETFs and fiat currency, and left them to freeze to death in a house made out of cardboard and styrofoam in the exurbs.

-stupid white people!-

The maid  and the gardener won't come around on that day!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:56 | 3094858 IridiumRebel
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Who knows how long the open sharing of ideas will be pemitted. Merry Christmas. Keep up the good fight and know that we will never stop until True Liberty is known by all and unfettered in its access. 

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